DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/24/2025 Duedate: 05/07/2025
OSKSI ARENA
DM 3 TURN 1041
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLIM FLAM
WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750)
(3-8425) [15-13-0,124]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLIM FLAM WICKED GREMLIN
WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750) BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
(3-8425) [15-13-0,124] (3-8576) [3-0-0,43]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
GOD OF THUNDER CALCULATED
ROCK BOTTOM (720) GAMES LIBRARY (340)
(3-8377) [21-24-0,101] (3-8503) [6-20-0,55]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ROCK BOTTOM (720)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MMM BEER 4 (685) 62
2. VALLEY OF KINGS (118) 54 OLDTIMERS (749)
3. WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 37 Unchartered Team
4. PET SHOP BOYS (757) 32
5. ROCK BOTTOM (720) 23 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 4 ROCK BOTTOM (720) 8 4 0
2/ 1 OLDTIMERS (749) 92 38 1 70.8 2/ 1 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 6 4 0
3/ 2 THE ENDLESS (736) 13 9 0 59.1 3/ 6*ADVENTURE TIME (762) 6 9 2
4/ 3 VALLEY OF KINGS (118) 270 208 12 56.5 4/ 8 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 5 4 0
5/ 4 THE BLUES 3 (735) 118 105 10 52.9 5/10 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 5 7 0
6- 5 BANGERS & MASH (752) 78 71 4 52.3 6/ 2 THE BLUES 3 (735) 5 7 0
7/ 6 ROCK BOTTOM (720) 191 178 8 51.8 7/15 VALLEY OF KINGS (118) 4 3 0
8/ 9 WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750) 16 15 0 51.6 8/ 5 OLDTIMERS (749) 4 3 0
9/ 8 CATASTROPHIES (754) 50 48 0 51.0 9/ 3 MUSCLE MEN (634) 4 5 1
10/ 7 WISCONSIN BEER (741) 19 19 0 50.0 10/ 9 MMM BEER 4 (685) 4 6 0
11/11 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 182 192 3 48.7 11/12 THE COUSINS (57) 4 9 0
12/12 MUSCLE MEN (634) 42 48 4 46.7 12/13 WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750) 3 0 0
13/13 MMM BEER 4 (685) 97 112 5 46.4 13/ 7 CATASTROPHIES (754) 3 3 0
14/14 THE COUSINS (57) 108 146 7 42.5 14/11 THE ENDLESS (736) 2 1 0
15/16 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 37 51 0 42.0 15-14 BANGERS & MASH (752) 2 3 0
16/15 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1272 1814 34 41.2 16/ 0*BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
17/10*ADVENTURE TIME (762) 6 9 2 40.0 17/16 WISCONSIN BEER (741) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Once again we show that eating well and proper exercise is key to success. In order to
develop both mind and body dig deep into discipline with all your body and soul. Yes
you must discipline your soul for he/she who does not discipline their soul is
soulless like a GINGER as we all know gingers are soulless thus they have it easier to
be perfection for they need not discipline what they do not have. I have my invite and
I Pectoralis shall enter the Arena with SH and bash tactic.
(Disavow, as manager of Muscle men I disavow all ginger related comments. I love
Ginger ladies and hope for my next wife to be a ginger. I disavow this Muscle beach
opinion spewed by this warrior and hereby will replace him with as many RED Heads as I
can. this does not represent the views of Muscle Men or the greater stables connected.
We disavow Pectoralis.)
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out OSKSI to see
what's new. Too bad, PET SHOP BOYS, but ROCK BOTTOM was just too good to be stopped.
Uncool, MUSCLE MEN. I mean 1-2-1 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say
use 'em for training practice! The guys at VALLEY OF KINGS like really pulled
together to get a 3-2-0 this turn, moving up by 8. One team deserves special mention
'cause they moved up 4 after going 3-0-0. Keep it up, WE BIG WOHPUM! MVP award for
SADIE SHEPARD? PET SHOP BOYS' proud of her after beating CATATTACK! and getting 26
points. Talk about yer big time losers! CATATTACK! got smashed by SADIE SHEPARD,
and lost 31 points! The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!
FLIM FLAM knows this. She was challenged by the Duelmaster. Was that a tear I saw
in FLIM FLAM's eye, as she took over Duelmastership? And wasn't PECTORALIS fit to be
tied! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? The warriors of BANGERS & MASH
must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something
that I don't? I don't know what WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT's been doing. They certainly
haven't been accepting many fights from BANGERS & MASH, that's fer sher. Like, is
ELECTRIC SOUL popular, or what? She was challenged the most in all of OSKSI! She's
got a 19-15-0, is that good? POUNCE must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair
fights. He challenged ENCHANTED STARLIGHT. 9 is a big difference. (Well, that's
what they tell me.) I thought POUNCE showed great skill and promise when he was
bested by ENCHANTED STARLIGHT. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys
can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLIM FLAM 8425 15 13 0 124 WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOHP YOUR TOE! 4169 15 7 0 102 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
GOD OF THUNDER 8377 21 24 0 101 ROCK BOTTOM (720)
OSIRIS 8467 9 5 0 99 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
SADIE SHEPARD 8590 7 0 0 98 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
TRILLIUM 7980 9 4 1 96 MMM BEER 4 (685)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MCGINTY 8474 15 2 1 95 BANGERS & MASH (752)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MADAME BULLDOG 8310 17 39 0 90 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
ELECTRIC SOUL 8299 19 15 0 88 WISCONSIN BEER (741)
DARLINE KOE 8353 18 32 1 87 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
WOHP DUH 4615 13 6 0 85 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
DAISY MAE 8354 17 33 0 84 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-GIBRALTER 8438 15 15 2 84 BANGERS & MASH (752)
-PORKY 8436 18 12 0 82 BANGERS & MASH (752)
OTIS TAYLOR 8446 15 12 1 82 THE BLUES 3 (735)
CATATTACK! 8495 14 13 0 78 CATASTROPHIES (754)
LUCIENNE 8273 10 3 0 75 THE ENDLESS (736)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KHONSU 8502 4 0 1 66 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
-TYPEWRITER 8401 17 5 1 57 OLDTIMERS (749)
BOOMERANG 8500 16 9 0 57 ROCK BOTTOM (720)
KIWI 8541 7 6 0 57 MMM BEER 4 (685)
STRAIGHT SHIFT 8572 7 1 0 57 OLDTIMERS (749)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CALCULATED 8503 6 20 0 55 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
JO ANN KELLY 8456 14 11 0 53 THE BLUES 3 (735)
RECTUS FEMORIS 8558 7 8 0 47 MUSCLE MEN (634)
POT BELLY PETE 8525 9 10 0 46 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
ODESSA HARRIS 8531 11 7 1 44 THE BLUES 3 (735)
WICKED GREMLIN 8576 3 0 0 43 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
BAREFOOT 8487 10 5 0 38 OLDTIMERS (749)
WINDY WOHP 8555 7 8 0 37 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
KING TUT 8537 9 9 0 36 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
-TOASTIE 8561 4 2 0 35 BANGERS & MASH (752)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MCOATFACE 8475 7 10 1 33 BANGERS & MASH (752)
ZYGOMATICUS 8578 2 9 2 33 MUSCLE MEN (634)
KING SUE 8560 2 1 1 28 MMM BEER 4 (685)
ROOM 328 8597 2 1 0 28 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
RASCAL 8415 6 3 0 25 THE COUSINS (57)
-SPANKING 8591 3 0 0 25 OLDTIMERS (749)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALDO WOMBAT 8601 4 1 0 23 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
CRIS 8402 5 3 0 21 THE COUSINS (57)
ENCHANTED STARLIGHT 8602 1 4 0 20 ROCK BOTTOM (720)
-MAGIC TOUCH 8611 1 0 0 20 ROCK BOTTOM (720)
PHOENIX 8595 1 2 1 14 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
TEMPE 8596 1 2 0 13 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
SOMEBURROS 8594 1 2 0 13 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
KHUFU 8598 1 0 0 13 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
BUMBLE BEE SLIM 8617 1 0 0 10 THE BLUES 3 (735)
POUNCE 8615 1 1 0 4 THE COUSINS (57)
BUDDY MOSS 8624 0 1 0 1 THE BLUES 3 (735)
THRUST 8622 0 1 0 1 THE COUSINS (57)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DELTA 8593 1 2 1 ADVENTURE TIME 762 ZYGOMATICUS 8578 1041
=^O^= 8496 11 13 0 CATASTROPHIES 754 OTIS TAYLOR 8446 1038
BYE 8620 0 1 0 MMM BEER 4 685 BANDIT PRINCE 1041 NONE
FRONTALIS 8556 5 6 0 MUSCLE MEN 634 ALIVE 8554 1037 REVENGED
ALIVE 8554 6 7 1 ROCK BOTTOM 720 ZYGOMATICUS 8578 1038 REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DARK 8621 0 1 0 THE COUSINS 57 SHEWISH GIANT 1041 NONE
POUNCE 8604 0 1 0 THE COUSINS 57 DELTA 8593 1039 REVENGED
PLAGUE OF TOADS 8588 1 3 0 VALLEY OF KINGS 118 SPYMASTER 1041 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PLAGUE OF TOADS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BYE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DARK was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
PECTORALIS was vanquished by FLIM FLAM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
WOHP DUH luckily beat LUCIENNE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
WOHP YOUR TOE! savagely defeated ELECTRIC SOUL in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
BAREFOOT was savagely defeated by CALCULATED in a 5 minute Challenge melee.
STRAIGHT SHIFT won victory over JO ANN KELLY in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
CRIS defeated TEMPE in a action packed 5 minute Challenge duel.
POUNCE was overpowered by ENCHANTED STARLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GOD OF THUNDER viciously subdued DAISY MAE in a exciting 2 minute veteran's bout.
=^.^= bested DARLINE KOE in a exciting 1 minute master's conflict.
MADAME BULLDOG was demolished by OSIRIS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
OTIS TAYLOR was viciously subdued by TRILLIUM in a popular 2 minute gruesome conflict.
CATATTACK! was overpowered by SADIE SHEPARD in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
RECTUS FEMORIS slimly lost to KIWI in a 2 minute brawl.
ODESSA HARRIS was devastated by KHONSU in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BOOMERANG beat POT BELLY PETE in a exciting 4 minute bout.
KING TUT was savagely defeated by WICKED GREMLIN in a 2 minute conflict.
WINDY WOHP overpowered SOMEBURROS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RASCAL was subdued by KING SUE in a 2 minute bout.
ZYGOMATICUS easily killed DELTA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WALDO WOMBAT bested PHOENIX in a 2 minute brutal bout.
ROOM 328 overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
KHUFU defeated BUDDY MOSS in a 1 minute duel.
BUMBLE BEE SLIM overpowered THRUST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 1 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 17 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 48 - 38 - 1 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 17 - 2 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 21 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 42 - 3 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 44 - 2 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 26 - 0 33 |
Turn 1041 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 7 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 6 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW FLIM FLAM 8425 15 13 0 124 WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750)
LUNGING ATTACK WOHP YOUR TOE! 4169 15 7 0 102 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
SLASHING ATTACK OSIRIS 8467 9 5 0 99 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
TOTAL PARRY WOHP DUH 4615 13 6 0 85 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
WALL OF STEEL OTIS TAYLOR 8446 15 12 1 82 THE BLUES 3 (735)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ODESSA HARRIS 8531 11 7 1 44 THE BLUES 3 (735)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GOD OF THUNDER 8377. The most popular warrior this
turn was CALCULATED 8503. The ten other most popular fighters were LUCIENNE 8273,
POT BELLY PETE 8525, TEMPE 8596, WICKED GREMLIN 8576, WOHP YOUR TOE! 4169, FLIM FLAM
8425, GOD OF THUNDER 8377, TRILLIUM 7980, KIWI 8541, and KING SUE 8560.
The least popular fighter this week was THRUST 8622. The other ten least popular
fighters were DELTA 8593, SOMEBURROS 8594, ODESSA HARRIS 8531, MADAME BULLDOG 8310,
BYE 8620, BUDDY MOSS 8624, ZYGOMATICUS 8578, KING TUT 8537, CATATTACK! 8495, and OTIS
TAYLOR 8446.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FLIM FLAM (3-8425) WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
PECTORALIS (3-6941) MUSCLE MEN (634)
=^.^= (3-8494) CATASTROPHIES (754)