DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/12/2026    Duedate: 02/25/2026

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1062

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BUDDY MOSS
THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8624) [17-5-1,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BUDDY MOSS                     LLOYD
THE BLUES 3 (735)              LLOYDS (763)
(3-8624) [17-5-1,128]          (3-8634) [1-1-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

TEMPE                          HAMBONE WILLIE
ADVENTURE TIME (762)           THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8596) [7-17-2,79]           (3-8663) [8-6-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ADVENTURE TIME (762)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BLUES 3 (735)             32 
2. CATASTROPHIES (754)           21    THE BLUES 3 (735)
3. ADVENTURE TIME (762)          17    Unchartered Team
4. AM I EVIL? (765)              13 
5. LLOYDS (763)                  9     AM I EVIL? (765)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*AM I EVIL? (765)           1   0  0 100.   1/ 3 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      8  5 1
 2/ 0*LLOYDS (763)               3   2  0 60.0   2/ 2 THE BLUES 3 (735)         8  7 0
 3/ 1 THE BLUES 3 (735)        180 146 12 55.2   3- 1 BANGERS & MASH (752)      6  4 1
 4/ 2 CATASTROPHIES (754)       67  62  2 51.9   4/ 4 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       4  9 1
 5- 3 BANGERS & MASH (752)     104  99  6 51.2   5- 6 THE COUSINS (57)          2  0 0
 6/ 4 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       90  91  4 49.7   6/ 0*AM I EVIL? (765)          1  0 0
 7- 6 THE COUSINS (57)         128 163  8 44.0   7/ 8 CATASTROPHIES (754)       1  2 1
 8/ 7 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1281 1835 34 41.1   8/ 7 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       1  2 0
 9/ 9 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      37  60  5 38.1   9/ 0*LLOYDS (763)              0  2 0
10-10*CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)    0   1  0  0.0  10-10*CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  ADVENTURE TIME now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep 
it.  Hey everybody, watch out for SPICY KITTY, who flew up 21 points in the rankings 
after mashing FELICIA FALCON like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling 
like a basher in the top ten was PHOENIX, who dropped 6 points after a disappointing 
(to say the least) bout with VETERAN MERCENARY.  Unlike most arenas, BUDDY MOSS 
managed to get his challenge off against the 14-11-0 WALDO WOMBAT.  Going for the 
gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was PET SHOP BOYS' WALDO WOMBAT, 
who was turned away from the Duelmastership by BUDDY MOSS.  An apple a day keeps the 
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the OSKSI arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad BANGERS & MASH?   Big bad BANGERS & MASH. 
Big bad BANGERS & MASH.  OSKSI's afraid of the big bad BANGERS & MASH.  Tra la la la 
la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch THE BLUES 3's act in the arena.  Those 
acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from BANGERS & MASH.  Well just about 
everybody wants a piece of WALDO WOMBAT, who was this week's most challenged warrior. 
In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, HAMBONE WILLIE went after OSCAR OCELOT, 
who was higher by 22 points.  Well, when the dust settled, HAMBONE WILLIE was subdued 
by OSCAR OCELOT.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Proving again that OSKSI is not 
rated G, SPICY KITTY of the CATASTROPHIES slew the warrior FELICIA FALCON in a rather 
bloody bout.  Let's look for a bloodfeud.  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, 
ALDI was mashed by CAREY BELL, who let ALDI know that killing members of THE BLUES 3 
is a no-no.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly 
buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real 
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUDDY MOSS 8624              17   5  1 128         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PORKY 8436                   22  18  0 102         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-MCGINTY 8474                 20   7  2  99         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-GIBRALTER 8438               21  21  2  94         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601            14  12  0  91         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSCAR OCELOT 8646            13   3  0  83         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 TEMPE 8596                    7  17  2  79         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 PHOENIX 8595                  8  16  1  77         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
-TOASTIE 8561                  9   8  1  76         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-RASCAL 8415                  11   9  0  71         THE COUSINS (57)          
-POUNCE 8615                   8   5  0  71         THE COUSINS (57)          
 CALCULATED 8503              11  36  0  69         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMBONE WILLIE 8663           8   6  0  66         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 MALL WALKER 8651              8   2  0  61         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 SPICY KITTY 8616             10  11  1  59         CATASTROPHIES (754)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MCOATFACE 8475               13  15  1  55         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 WILLIE COBBS 8668             6   4  0  53         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAREY BELL 8675               2   4  0  33         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 ALDI 8628                     3   7  1  25         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOOSE ALINI 8674              2   3  1  25         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LLOYD 8634                    1   1  0  20         LLOYDS (763)              
 BABA YAGA 8698                1   0  0  13         AM I EVIL? (765)          
 BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704         0   1  0   1         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SOMEBURROS 8594         8 14 0 ADVENTURE TIME 762   FELICIA FALCON 8642   1060 REVENGED
DA1 8632                0  1 0 LLOYDS 763           HIGH ELF              1062 NONE
FELICIA FALCON 8642     6  8 3 PET SHOP BOYS 757    SPICY KITTY 8616      1062  
HARVEY HAMSTER 8647     8  4 0 PET SHOP BOYS 757    TOASTIE 8561          1060 REVENGED
BIG JOHN WRENCHE 8683   1  1 0 THE BLUES 3 735      ALDI 8628             1061 JUST REVENGED
JIMMY MCCRACKLIN 8682   0  1 0 THE BLUES 3 735      MOOSE ALINI 8674      1059 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CAREY BELL vanquished ALDI in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
BUDDY MOSS demolished WALDO WOMBAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
HAMBONE WILLIE was bested by OSCAR OCELOT in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
PHOENIX was narrowly defeated by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute bloody match.
CALCULATED was devastated by TEMPE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FELICIA FALCON was dealt death by SPICY KITTY in a 3 minute master's match.
WILLIE COBBS was unbelievably bested by MALL WALKER in a action packed 3 minute fight.
LLOYD was vanquished by MOOSE ALINI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BABA YAGA overpowered BLIND JOHN DAVIS in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  10 -  0      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  11 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  40 -  3      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  20 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   7 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  18 -  2      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  19 -  0      32  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   7 -  0       0  |

Turn 1062 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BUDDY MOSS 8624            17   5  1  128 THE BLUES 3 (735)
WALL OF STEEL    WALDO WOMBAT 8601          14  12  0   91 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
TOTAL PARRY      OSCAR OCELOT 8646          13   3  0   83 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
SLASHING ATTACK  HAMBONE WILLIE 8663         8   6  0   66 THE BLUES 3 (735)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TEMPE 8596.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HAMBONE WILLIE 8663.  The ten other most popular fighters were WILLIE COBBS 8668, 
PHOENIX 8595, FELICIA FALCON 8642, SPICY KITTY 8616, TEMPE 8596, CAREY BELL 8675, 
BUDDY MOSS 8624, OSCAR OCELOT 8646, MALL WALKER 8651, and MOOSE ALINI 8674.

The least popular fighter this week was BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LLOYD 8634, CALCULATED 8503, WALDO WOMBAT 8601, ALDI 8628, DA1 
8632, BABA YAGA 8698, MOOSE ALINI 8674, MALL WALKER 8651, OSCAR OCELOT 8646, and 
BUDDY MOSS 8624.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BUDDY MOSS (3-8624) THE BLUES 3 (735)