DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/15/2025 Duedate: 07/28/2025
JHELUM ARENA
DM 4 TURN 1017
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TED BOGAN
CLASSIC BLUES (549)
(4-7703) [16-10-0,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TED BOGAN POSITION IS EMPTY
CLASSIC BLUES (549)
(4-7703) [16-10-0,115]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
AGENT ORANGE THE WHISTLER
DOGS OF WAR (115) SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
(4-7694) [17-44-0,95] (4-7789) [9-9-0,64]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CLASSIC BLUES (549)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SONGS OF THE WOOD (725) 78
2. TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 39 POTTERY WORLD (679)
3. TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 30 Unchartered Team
4. THE REPLACEMENTS (622) 1
5. POTTERY WORLD (679) -3 ILLFANG PACT (272)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 4 POTTERY WORLD (679) 414 248 20 62.5 1/ 1 CLASSIC BLUES (549) 13 2 0
2/ 5 THE REPLACEMENTS (622) 95 65 2 59.4 2/ 3 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 7 2 0
3/ 6 CLASSIC BLUES (549) 182 129 8 58.5 3/ 7 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725) 7 3 0
4- 7 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) 238 178 2 57.2 4- 2 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) 5 5 0
5/ 8 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 245 201 25 54.9 5/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115) 3 6 0
6- 9 ERRATA (714) 7 6 0 53.8 6/ 5 POTTERY WORLD (679) 2 6 0
7/10 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 554 505 18 52.3 7/ 8 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 2 12 0
8/12 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725) 47 43 0 52.2 8- 6 WRATHMEN (648) 1 0 0
9-11 WRATHMEN (648) 10 10 1 50.0 9-10 BIZZARE INK (85) 1 1 0
10-13 BIZZARE INK (85) 183 249 13 42.4 10/12 THE REPLACEMENTS (622) 0 3 0
11/14 DOGS OF WAR (115) 1161 1667 42 41.1 11-14*BLOW HARDS (729) 0 1 0
12-15*BLOW HARDS (729) 0 7 0 0.0 12-11 ERRATA (714) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Coming up with
a solid 5-0-0 outing, SONGS OF THE WOOD has advanced 4 places in the rankings. Hey
everybody, watch out for JACK FROST, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after
mashing LUCILLE BOGAN like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a
basher in the top ten was LUCILLE BOGAN, who dropped 21 points after a disappointing
(to say the least) bout with JACK FROST. Well, if ya don't shows up at the
laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes. PILLAR OF CREATION did not fight this week
so his title was forfeit. It's a proud day for the CLASSIC BLUES stable, as their
warrior, TED BOGAN, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JHELUM arena. Did you
hear that UTOPIA RELIGIOSO was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO's warriors, I'm not surprised! And you guys
like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause CLASSIC BLUES beats feet every
time UTOPIA RELIGIOSO smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well just about everybody
wants a piece of EDGAR, who was this week's most challenged warrior. In a touching
display by a 'touched' warrior, CARRO LEGGERO went after LIL GREEN, who was higher by
22 points. Well, when the dust settled, CARRO LEGGERO was subdued by LIL GREEN.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Too bad POTTERY WORLD won't be
eating any crow this week because of LUMOS' bloodfeud passing. Why? No bloodfeud,
no fowl (Drumroll, Groans). Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your
ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JHELUM have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos),
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TED BOGAN 7703 16 10 0 115 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PILLAR OF CREATION 7781 11 5 0 151 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
-SPIRE OF SCORN 7837 14 5 0 109 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
SUM YUM GAI 7731 23 20 0 101 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)
AGENT ORANGE 7694 17 44 0 95 DOGS OF WAR (115)
BLACK BEAR 7819 12 10 0 94 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
CAHOKIA 7773 12 6 0 92 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SEVERA 6865 4 2 1 85 WRATHMEN (648)
LEAKY CAULDRON 7691 23 11 0 80 POTTERY WORLD (679)
VELVET QUEEN 7797 11 5 0 76 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
TRAINING TANK 7743 15 27 3 75 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
VALENTINE 7776 14 19 1 73 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
-DONKEY DICTATOR] 3896 14 7 0 72 BIZZARE INK (85)
-CARRAGEENAN 3904 10 8 2 68 BIZZARE INK (85)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE WHISTLER 7789 9 9 0 64 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
HUNTING GIRL 7846 7 3 0 64 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE HOODED CROW 7786 10 8 0 53 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
POLAR BEAR 7820 12 10 0 52 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
LEAD BALLOON 7742 3 41 0 50 DOGS OF WAR (115)
SORTING HAT 7744 12 9 0 49 POTTERY WORLD (679)
EDGAR 7838 10 9 0 49 DOGS OF WAR (115)
JACK FROST 7785 6 12 0 49 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
PANZER IV 7847 6 10 2 48 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAVEN OF GLOOM 7826 8 12 0 43 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
SAM COLLINS 7764 5 3 0 39 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MIRE OF DOUBT 7849 7 7 0 33 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
-ARK OF AFFLICTION 7853 6 5 0 33 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
LIL GREEN 7803 3 0 0 28 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
LUCILLE BOGAN 7766 4 3 1 27 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
JESSE FULLER 7802 4 0 0 27 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
-LONGBOTTOM 7851 6 4 1 26 POTTERY WORLD (679)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARRO LEGGERO 7904 0 5 0 6 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
CONAUEROR 7907 0 2 0 2 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LUMOS 7876 3 1 0 POTTERY WORLD 679 PANZER IV 7847 1013 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
We salute the fine Duelmaster, Pillar Of Creation, but we missed the Duelmaster
Column. What is Tricky Dick (We voted for him back in the day.) up to? Is he already
on his way to Pittsburgh? Or ...? -- The Pottery World Gang
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SORTING HAT was bested by PANZER IV in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Bloodfeud fight.
TED BOGAN demolished SUM YUM GAI in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge Title melee.
LEAKY CAULDRON was viciously subdued by CAHOKIA in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
VALENTINE demolished POLAR BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
THE WHISTLER viciously subdued EDGAR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
THE HOODED CROW overpowered LEAD BALLOON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CARRO LEGGERO was outwaited by LIL GREEN in a slow 9 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
AGENT ORANGE was vanquished by BLACK BEAR in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
TRAINING TANK was overpowered by VELVET QUEEN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SAM COLLINS was overpowered by HUNTING GIRL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LUCILLE BOGAN was devastated by JACK FROST in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JESSE FULLER demolished CONAUEROR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 12 - 3 - 0 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 19 - 1 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 13 - 1 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 26 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 34 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 15 - 2 32 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 34 - 0 23 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 1017 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW TED BOGAN 7703 16 10 0 115 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
TOTAL PARRY SUM YUM GAI 7731 23 20 0 101 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)
LUNGING ATTACK BLACK BEAR 7819 12 10 0 94 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
PARRY-RIPOSTE THE HOODED CROW 7786 10 8 0 53 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
BASHING ATTACK POLAR BEAR 7820 12 10 0 52 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
SLASHING ATTACK SAM COLLINS 7764 5 3 0 39 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is AGENT ORANGE 7694. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE WHISTLER 7789. The ten other most popular fighters were SORTING HAT
7744, CAHOKIA 7773, TED BOGAN 7703, PANZER IV 7847, VALENTINE 7776, THE HOODED CROW
7786, HUNTING GIRL 7846, BLACK BEAR 7819, VELVET QUEEN 7797, and LEAKY CAULDRON 7691.
The least popular fighter this week was LIL GREEN 7803. The other ten least popular
fighters were CONAUEROR 7907, LUCILLE BOGAN 7766, SAM COLLINS 7764, TRAINING TANK
7743, AGENT ORANGE 7694, LEAD BALLOON 7742, SUM YUM GAI 7731, JESSE FULLER 7802, JACK
FROST 7785, and CARRO LEGGERO 7904.