DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/14/2025 Duedate: 07/26/2025
TOBIR ARENA
DM 14 TURN 1038
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
STRIP TEASE
ANYTHING GOES (571)
(14-5808) [12-3-0,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
STRIP TEASE POSITION IS EMPTY
ANYTHING GOES (571)
(14-5808) [12-3-0,110]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
SNORRY MUMBLE RAP
THE DOGHOUSE (188) THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
(14-5757) [10-23-0,53] (14-5809) [9-8-2,51]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAXON (578)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ANYTHING GOES (571) 24
2. SAXON (578) 21 ANYTHING GOES (571)
3. THIS MODERN WORLD (576) 10 Unchartered Team
4. THE DOGHOUSE (188) -1
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (481)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 ANYTHING GOES (571) 80 27 0 74.8 1/ 1 SAXON (578) 8 7 0
2/ 2 THIS MODERN WORLD (576) 28 23 2 54.9 2/ 2 ANYTHING GOES (571) 7 3 0
3/ 3 SAXON (578) 30 31 2 49.2 3/ 3 THIS MODERN WORLD (576) 5 1 0
4- 4 SAGE SOLDIERS (350) 45 51 3 46.9 4- 4 SAGE SOLDIERS (350) 4 4 0
5- 5 NEON DRUIDS (572) 43 52 3 45.3 5- 5 NEON DRUIDS (572) 2 0 0
6/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 1229 1546 26 44.3 6/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 0 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Yes! I am Duelmistress again! As expected. Sneely gave it a try, but I danced the
best. I cannot believe how much my side-gig helps me in the arena. Keeps me lithe, and
intriguing, and quick. These are my favorite songs to practice for both jobs:
Hot In Here -- Nelly
I'm A Slave 4 You -- Britney Spears
Pour Some Sugar On Me -- Def Leppard
Cherry Pie -- Warrant
Whole Lotta Money -- Nicki Minaj
Gotta use everything you know. Gotta practice. Gotta dance. Gotta win the smack downs.
Gotta be boss -- and Duelmistress!
-- Strip Tease, DMIV
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly TOBIR games. SONG OF EVIL caught the eye of many in
the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested SNORRY and was awarded 15 points
in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, SILENT MAJORITY put down
ALL GUNS BLAZING, causing him to lose 3 points of recognition in the process. Not
for nothing has STRIP TEASE in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and
this week she's proven hers combat skill yet again. Informants "close" to the city
champion have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.
Watch out!
Many and various are the arts of battle. In TOBIR "art" is a word that has long
since passed from the language! TOBIR, city of gladiators! Mighty among the names
of thy guilds is THE DOGHOUSE, a guild shunned and avoided by many in the weekly
duels. Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the
better part of last week avoiding THE DOGHOUSE. Indeed it was ANYTHING GOES.
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins. In the arena
there is only the brightness of steel. Keep vigil always!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a
stout pair of legs must I keep as well! The endless paths of Alastari await me!
Till next we meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise
are angered by the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STRIP TEASE 5808 12 3 0 110 ANYTHING GOES (571)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RACER 5754 22 6 0 95 ANYTHING GOES (571)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LT KERRI STRUG 3185 10 16 1 85 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
-COMMANDER POWLE 4593 8 5 0 78 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
SNEELY 5748 15 20 0 74 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
SILENT MAJORITY 5821 10 5 0 72 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
-CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183 13 7 0 70 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CALIX 5766 11 7 0 64 NEON DRUIDS (572)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNORRY 5757 10 23 0 53 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
MUMBLE RAP 5809 9 8 2 51 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
SONG OF EVIL 5825 7 6 1 50 SAXON (578)
ANXIOUS 5751 8 4 0 48 ANYTHING GOES (571)
-MJR FRANK BURNS 3184 7 10 0 46 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826 8 5 0 38 SAXON (578)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLOW LANE BLUES 5835 5 6 1 32 SAXON (578)
CONQUISTADOR 5828 3 10 0 26 SAXON (578)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROCK OF AGES 5860 3 0 0 22 SAXON (578)
-SLEEZY 5850 0 1 0 1 ANYTHING GOES (571)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PUKE 5859 0 2 0 ANYTHING GOES 571 ARENAMASTER VASH 1038 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PUKE was butchered by ARENAMASTER VASHKU in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STRIP TEASE devastated SNEELY in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided Title duel.
RACER defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's duel.
SILENT MAJORITY overpowered ALL GUNS BLAZING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SONG OF EVIL bested SNORRY in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
ANXIOUS defeated CONQUISTADOR in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
MUMBLE RAP slimly won victory over SLOW LANE BLUES in a popular 2 minute competition.
ROCK OF AGES vanquished CONVINCIAN HERO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 3 - 0 85 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 22 - 2 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 44 - 2 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 12 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 11 - 0 21 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1038 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 7 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK STRIP TEASE 5808 12 3 0 110 ANYTHING GOES (571)
TOTAL PARRY RACER 5754 22 6 0 95 ANYTHING GOES (571)
SLASHING ATTACK SILENT MAJORITY 5821 10 5 0 72 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
LUNGING ATTACK MUMBLE RAP 5809 9 8 2 51 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW ANXIOUS 5751 8 4 0 48 ANYTHING GOES (571)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SNORRY 5757. The most popular warrior this turn was
MUMBLE RAP 5809. The ten other most popular fighters were SLOW LANE BLUES 5835, SONG
OF EVIL 5825, STRIP TEASE 5808, RACER 5754, SILENT MAJORITY 5821, ANXIOUS 5751,
CONQUISTADOR 5828, ROCK OF AGES 5860, SNEELY 5748, and SNORRY 5757.
The least popular fighter this week was ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826. The other ten least
popular fighters were PUKE 5859, SNORRY 5757, SNEELY 5748, ROCK OF AGES 5860,
CONQUISTADOR 5828, ANXIOUS 5751, SILENT MAJORITY 5821, RACER 5754, STRIP TEASE 5808,
and SONG OF EVIL 5825.