DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/25/2025    Duedate: 09/06/2025

TOBIR ARENA

DM 14    TURN 1041

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEPUTY DAWG
REAL PETS 2 (525)
(14-5329) [3-0-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEPUTY DAWG                    AVARICE
REAL PETS 2 (525)              WEST SAC A'S (581)
(14-5329) [3-0-0,102]          (14-5866) [2-0-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LT KERRI STRUG                 LT KERRI STRUG
SAGE SOLDIERS (350)            SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
(14-3185) [11-18-1,77]         (14-3185) [11-18-1,77]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAXON (578)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. REAL PETS 2 (525)             46 
2. BAKER TEAM (543)              15    BAKER TEAM (543)
3. SAGE SOLDIERS (350)           13    Unchartered Team
4. THIS MODERN WORLD (576)       12 
5. WEST SAC A'S (581)            4     WEST SAC A'S (581)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2 ANYTHING GOES (571)       85  28  0 75.2   1/ 1 SAXON (578)               8  7 1
 2/ 3 BAKER TEAM (543)          36  13  0 73.5   2/ 4 REAL PETS 2 (525)         6  2 1
 3/ 1*WEST SAC A'S (581)         2   1  0 66.7   3/ 3 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   6  2 0
 4/ 4 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   34  25  2 57.6   4- 2 ANYTHING GOES (571)       5  1 0
 5/ 5 SAXON (578)               38  38  3 50.0   5/ 7 BAKER TEAM (543)          2  0 0
 6/ 6 REAL PETS 2 (525)         21  22  2 48.8   6/ 6*WEST SAC A'S (581)        2  1 0
 7/ 7 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       1231 1550 26 44.3   7/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        2  4 0
 8/ 8 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       47  61  3 43.5   8/ 8 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       2 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Practice pays for TATOR TOT, who pummelled ALL 
GUNS BLAZING, to pocket 24 points.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking 
and practice more, after losing 17 points to DEPUTY DAWG.  (Discrete enough, SILENT 
MAJORITY?) In TOBIR, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new 
Duelmaster, DEPUTY DAWG.  Word has it one team in TOBIR is taking speech lessons to 
try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst 
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of THIS MODERN WORLD, alone and unchallenged. 
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, SAGE SOLDIERS scurried away from THIS 
MODERN WORLD.  Oh, the shame!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities? 
Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, SNEELY is the most challenged warrior.  MJR FRANK 
BURNS challenged CONQUISTADOR!  Who says SAGE SOLDIERS are just a bunch of wimps!  
MJR FRANK BURNS of SAGE SOLDIERS kept his wits as he lost to CONQUISTADOR.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not a 
spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an 
unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Do 
not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEPUTY DAWG 5329              3   0  0 102         REAL PETS 2 (525)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RACER 5754                   24   6  0 100         ANYTHING GOES (571)       
-STRIP TEASE 5808             13   4  0 100         ANYTHING GOES (571)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMMANDER POWLE 4593          9   7  0  86         SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       
 MUMBLE RAP 5809              12   8  2  78         THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   
 SILENT MAJORITY 5821         12   6  0  78         THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   
 LT KERRI STRUG 3185          11  18  1  77         SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       
 SNEELY 5748                  16  22  0  70         THE DOGHOUSE (188)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANXIOUS 5751                 10   4  0  64         ANYTHING GOES (571)       
 SONG OF EVIL 5825             9   7  1  64         SAXON (578)               
 SNORRY 5757                  11  25  0  58         THE DOGHOUSE (188)        
 CONQUISTADOR 5828             6  10  1  58         SAXON (578)               
 ORTEGA 5750                   5   0  0  58         BAKER TEAM (543)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMELFIE 5822                  5   4  0  55         THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   
 TATOR TOT 5563                3   5  0  51         REAL PETS 2 (525)         
 CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183        13  10  0  49         SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       
 SLOW LANE BLUES 5835          7   7  1  37         SAXON (578)               
 MJR FRANK BURNS 3184          7  13  0  36         SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       
 ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826         9   7  0  34         SAXON (578)               

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AVARICE 5866                  2   0  0  28         WEST SAC A'S (581)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCK OF AGES 5860             3   3  0  12         SAXON (578)               

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 5865                0  1 0 WEST SAC A'S 581     MOUNTAIN TROLL        1041 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Racer -- If you have decided to quit being a teacher than freaking get a job where you 
work with your Mind. -- Lt. Kerri Strugg

Silent Majority -- Dang that was viscous. -- Commander Powel

All -- well I must not have learned crap from the FTF 0-8. Thats pathetic. -- Sage

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MUMBLE RAP subdued SNEELY in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
MJR FRANK BURNS was defeated by CONQUISTADOR in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SILENT MAJORITY was devastated by DEPUTY DAWG in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
SONG OF EVIL was overpowered by COMMANDER POWLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LT KERRI STRUG viciously subdued SNORRY in a 2 minute brutal master's fight.
CRPL MAX KLINGER was bested by SMELFIE in a 2 minute competition.
SLOW LANE BLUES was overpowered by ORTEGA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ALL GUNS BLAZING was vanquished by TATOR TOT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AVARICE defeated ROCK OF AGES in a 3 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -   6 -  1      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  16 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    38 -  39 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  10 -  1      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1041 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DEPUTY DAWG 5329            3   0  0  102 REAL PETS 2 (525)
LUNGING ATTACK   COMMANDER POWLE 4593        9   7  0   86 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
SLASHING ATTACK  SILENT MAJORITY 5821       12   6  0   78 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
WALL OF STEEL    SMELFIE 5822                5   4  0   55 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LT KERRI STRUG 3185.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LT KERRI STRUG 3185.  The ten other most popular fighters were MUMBLE RAP 
5809, CONQUISTADOR 5828, COMMANDER POWLE 4593, ORTEGA 5750, AVARICE 5866, ROCK OF 
AGES 5860, SNEELY 5748, DEPUTY DAWG 5329, CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183, and SMELFIE 5822.

The least popular fighter this week was ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SLOW LANE BLUES 5835, SNORRY 5757, SILENT MAJORITY 5821, MJR 
FRANK BURNS 3184, SONG OF EVIL 5825, DA1 5865, TATOR TOT 5563, SMELFIE 5822, CRPL MAX 
KLINGER 3183, and DEPUTY DAWG 5329.