DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/21/2025 Duedate: 05/03/2025
TOBIR ARENA
DM 14 TURN 1032
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
UPPITY
ANYTHING GOES (571)
(14-5753) [15-4-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
UPPITY EDWINA
ANYTHING GOES (571) MS01 07 (577)
(14-5753) [15-4-0,105] (14-5815) [6-1-0,66]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
LT KERRI STRUG LT KERRI STRUG
SAGE SOLDIERS (350) SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
(14-3185) [10-11-1,75] (14-3185) [10-11-1,75]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ANYTHING GOES (571)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAXON (578) 37
2. ANYTHING GOES (571) 36 ANYTHING GOES (571)
3. PHOENIX GUARD (579) 18 Unchartered Team
4. SAGE SOLDIERS (350) 15
5. 2159 BOURBON ST (569) 8 MS01 07 (577)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*MS01 07 (577) 6 1 0 85.7 1/ 1 ANYTHING GOES (571) 9 2 0
2/ 2 ANYTHING GOES (571) 66 21 0 75.9 2/ 2 NEON DRUIDS (572) 7 7 1
3/ 0 2159 BOURBON ST (569) 14 6 2 70.0 3/ 3*SAXON (578) 6 8 1
4/ 5*SAXON (578) 18 15 2 54.5 4/ 6*PHOENIX GUARD (579) 5 5 0
5/ 7 SAGE SOLDIERS (350) 36 40 3 47.4 5/ 5 SAGE SOLDIERS (350) 5 6 2
6/ 6 NEON DRUIDS (572) 39 44 3 47.0 6/ 4 THIS MODERN WORLD (576) 4 4 0
7/ 8 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 1224 1539 26 44.3 7/10 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 2 4 0
8/ 9 THIS MODERN WORLD (576) 15 19 2 44.1 8/ 0 2159 BOURBON ST (569) 1 0 0
9/10*PHOENIX GUARD (579) 10 15 0 40.0 9/ 7*MS01 07 (577) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Me, again. That wonderful Scarred warrior. Ole Fisty was scared (scared, not scarred,
although probably both had he fought me) and stayed away from me. Hence, he lives and
gets to go to The Isle right along with me. That's all right, I guess for a sneaky
Druid.
But this is about me, not the losers. I just arrived back from a tournament (results
unknown), fought my last fight here, won another title, am now a Lord Protector, and
am on the way to a beachfront retirement. Hubba, hubba!
You lust after my muscular stats? Final details are yet unpublished. (My life-story
book editor is withholding.) But I can give you this:
11-10-11-17-17-8-11(+1) Good/Good striker.
'Nuff said?
-- Scarred, DMVI
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in TOBIR.
Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Coming up with
a solid 1-1-0 outing, THE DOGHOUSE has advanced 3 places in the rankings. It looks
like the guys(?) at SAXON had a good week as they went 4-0-0 to put them in 3rd
place. I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for STRIP TEASE, who flew up
18 points in the rankings after mashing CALIX like a melon. Keep your eye on this
gal. And falling like a basher in the top ten was CALIX, who dropped 15 points after
a disappointing (to say the least) bout with STRIP TEASE. Well, if ya don't shows up
at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes. SCARRED did not fight this week so
his title was forfeit. It's a proud day for the ANYTHING GOES stable, as their
warrior, UPPITY, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. Can you believe they are paying
me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that SAGE SOLDIERS was most
avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of SAGE SOLDIERS'
warriors, I'm not surprised! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your
rasberries, cause ANYTHING GOES beats feet every time SAGE SOLDIERS smiles at them.
Try farming, eh? And who is this LT KERRI STRUG you ask, with 75 points and a
10-11-1 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! In a touching display by a 'touched'
warrior, UPPITY went after FIST OF KROSA, who was higher by 22 points. Well, when
the dust settled, UPPITY subdued FIST OF KROSA.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, there's the manager of the TOBIR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UPPITY 5753 15 4 0 105 ANYTHING GOES (571)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RACER 5754 17 5 0 82 ANYTHING GOES (571)
CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183 11 4 0 78 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
LT KERRI STRUG 3185 10 11 1 75 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
PUNCHER'S CHANCE 5735 6 1 0 70 2159 BOURBON ST (569)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EDWINA 5815 6 1 0 66 MS01 07 (577)
STRIP TEASE 5808 6 3 0 59 ANYTHING GOES (571)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RISHKAR 5765 7 9 1 54 NEON DRUIDS (572)
-ANXIOUS 5751 7 3 0 54 ANYTHING GOES (571)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNEELY 5748 12 17 0 53 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
SILENT MAJORITY 5821 6 3 0 51 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
SNORRY 5757 8 19 0 45 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
POLLENBRIGHT 5803 7 8 0 41 NEON DRUIDS (572)
CALIX 5766 7 6 0 38 NEON DRUIDS (572)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUMBLE RAP 5809 4 7 2 32 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826 5 2 0 30 SAXON (578)
SONG OF EVIL 5825 4 3 1 30 SAXON (578)
-SMELFIE 5822 2 2 0 24 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLOW LANE BLUES 5835 3 2 1 23 SAXON (578)
MJR FRANK BURNS 3184 4 8 0 22 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
-KESTREL 5830 2 2 0 20 PHOENIX GUARD (579)
CONQUISTADOR 5828 2 5 0 19 SAXON (578)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WURMSPEAKER 5806 4 5 0 NEON DRUIDS 572 CPT BEN PIERCE 3182 1030 REVENGED
BYE 5846 0 1 0 PHOENIX GUARD 579 ARENAMASTER VASH 1032 NONE
NUTHATCH 5831 3 3 0 PHOENIX GUARD 579 DARK CHAMPION 1032 NONE
REDSTART 5834 1 1 0 PHOENIX GUARD 579 SLOW LANE BLUES 5835 1028 NOT REVENGED
CPT BEN PIERCE 3182 7 11 2 SAGE SOLDIERS 350 RISHKAR 5765 1031
SEA OF LIFE 5824 4 2 0 SAXON 578 LT KERRI STRUG 3185 1031
COLLATERAL DAMAG 5823 1 1 0 THIS MODERN WORL 576 SONG OF EVIL 5825 1031
PERSONAL ADS
Eat your heart out, Fist Of Krosa, but congrats to you and your manager on a great
run. -- Mr. Ambivalous
Slow Lane Blues, you have to pick up the pace if you want to have fun with me. I get
paid by the minute. (Lots, I might add.) -- Strip Tease
Silent Majority, you need to start some riots, cause your results will have you
drifting off into the sunset. -- Anxious
One for the road, Scarred? -- Fist of Krosa
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NUTHATCH was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BYE was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER VASHKU in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
MJR FRANK BURNS was demolished by RISHKAR in a 2 minute bloody uneven Bloodfeud fight.
UPPITY bested FIST OF KROSA in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
RACER bested LT KERRI STRUG in a crowd pleasing 5 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
CRPL MAX KLINGER beat EDWINA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
PUNCHER'S CHANCE overpowered SNEELY in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
STRIP TEASE vanquished CALIX in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MUMBLE RAP was defeated by SNORRY in a 1 minute fight.
SILENT MAJORITY beat POLLENBRIGHT in a popular 1 minute melee.
ALL GUNS BLAZING overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CONQUISTADOR devastated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SONG OF EVIL demolished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SLOW LANE BLUES overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 10 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 23 - 18 - 1 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 33 - 27 - 2 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 43 - 45 - 5 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1032 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 3 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK UPPITY 5753 15 4 0 105 ANYTHING GOES (571)
TOTAL PARRY RACER 5754 17 5 0 82 ANYTHING GOES (571)
LUNGING ATTACK CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183 11 4 0 78 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
STRIKING ATTACK PUNCHER'S CHANCE 5735 6 1 0 70 2159 BOURBON ST (569)
AIMED BLOW EDWINA 5815 6 1 0 66 MS01 07 (577)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LT KERRI STRUG 3185. The most popular warrior this
turn was LT KERRI STRUG 3185. The ten other most popular fighters were UPPITY 5753,
PUNCHER'S CHANCE 5735, STRIP TEASE 5808, RISHKAR 5765, CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183, SNORRY
5757, SILENT MAJORITY 5821, SONG OF EVIL 5825, NUTHATCH 5831, and RACER 5754.
The least popular fighter this week was MUMBLE RAP 5809. The other ten least popular
fighters were SNEELY 5748, POLLENBRIGHT 5803, CALIX 5766, EDWINA 5815, MJR FRANK
BURNS 3184, BYE 5846, SLOW LANE BLUES 5835, CONQUISTADOR 5828, ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826,
and RACER 5754.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SCARRED (14-5755) ANYTHING GOES (571)
FIST OF KROSA (14-5767) NEON DRUIDS (572)