DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/10/2025 Duedate: 07/23/2025
ZUWAYZA ARENA
DM 19 TURN 1026
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ENVY
CHAOS KIDS (384)
(19-4513) [20-16-1,127]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ENVY POSITION IS EMPTY
CHAOS KIDS (384)
(19-4513) [20-16-1,127]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
WEIRD TALES GENERAL TSO
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
(19-6155) [16-35-0,83] (19-6294) [1-1-0,18]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CHAOS KIDS (384)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHAOS KIDS (384) 34
2. BLACK MELEE (502) 21 BLACK MELEE (502)
3. DEMONIC CHILI'S (518) 6 Unchartered Team
4. UNDER THE SEA (533) -9
DEVIL'S EYE INN (210)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 HELL'S ANGLES (528) 36 12 0 75.0 1/ 2 CHAOS KIDS (384) 8 4 0
2- 2*DROP THE REMIX (539) 4 2 1 66.7 2/ 1 UNDER THE SEA (533) 7 6 1
3/ 3 BLACK MELEE (502) 53 32 0 62.4 3/ 3 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518) 5 7 0
4/ 5 CHAOS KIDS (384) 201 182 8 52.5 4- 7 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241) 4 8 0
5/ 6 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518) 169 157 6 51.8 5- 4 HELL'S ANGLES (528) 2 0 0
6/ 4 UNDER THE SEA (533) 46 44 10 51.1 6- 5*DROP THE REMIX (539) 1 0 0
7- 7 M.U.L.E. TEAM (104) 172 204 7 45.7 7- 6 M.U.L.E. TEAM (104) 1 1 0
8- 8 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241)1174 1476 35 44.3 8/ 8 BLACK MELEE (502) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. We now have a
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. CHAOS KIDS now holds the crown and
they are betting they can keep it. Coming up with a solid 2-2-0 outing, THE
MAGNIFICENT MAGS has advanced 3 places in the rankings. It looks like the guys(?) at
CHAOS KIDS had a good week as they went 3-1-0 to put them in 1st place. I guess
steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for BLACK SAFARI, who flew up 21 points in
the rankings after mashing GALAXY like a melon. Keep your eye on this beast. Ya
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. BROAD BILL was bested by
ALMANAC and drops 19 points. What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in
common? They are both the most challenged apes in human history! Heyheyhey! Our
battling duelmaster ENVY has managed to hold the title, fending off LIL-PEPPA's none
too subtle advances. Better luck next time, DEMONIC CHILI'S. Can you believe they
are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ZUWAYZA arena. Did you
hear that CHAOS KIDS was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal
hygiene of CHAOS KIDS' warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you who like math,
try this one: CHAOS KIDS + Weapons That go Boom = DEMONIC CHILI'S + Avoid City.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?'
category, JAWS was mashed by SWEET ONION, who let JAWS know that killing members of
DEMONIC CHILI'S is a no-no. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both
yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENVY 4513 20 16 1 127 CHAOS KIDS (384)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLORY DAZE 6188 14 18 0 92 CHAOS KIDS (384)
LIL-PEPPA 6224 13 9 2 91 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE MULEINATOR 2197 9 6 1 88 M.U.L.E. TEAM (104)
BLACK SAFARI 5908 13 4 0 87 BLACK MELEE (502)
GALAXY 6151 15 40 1 86 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
BRACE 6215 11 9 2 84 UNDER THE SEA (533)
WEIRD TALES 6155 16 35 0 83 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
SWEET ONION 6209 14 10 1 75 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
HANK 6213 10 11 2 70 UNDER THE SEA (533)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAWS 6227 9 8 3 58 UNDER THE SEA (533)
ALMANAC 6249 6 8 1 57 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
N MEX MAGAZINE 6231 5 13 0 36 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
BROAD BILL 6250 5 3 2 34 UNDER THE SEA (533)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PASSIONATELY BALD 6272 2 1 1 28 DROP THE REMIX (539)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PORCELAIN DOLL 6273 4 1 0 20 CHAOS KIDS (384)
GENERAL TSO 6294 1 1 0 18 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
KUNG PAO 6287 1 1 0 16 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
-MULEOSAURUS REX 2468 1 2 0 9 M.U.L.E. TEAM (104)
SWEET HEAT 6286 0 2 0 2 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KILL ME 6296 0 1 0 CHAOS KIDS 384 NOACHIAN 1026 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BIRRIA 6265 2 2 1 DEMONIC CHILI'S 518 JAWS 6227 1024 JUST REVENGED
WORM FOOD 6295 0 1 0 UNDER THE SEA 533 STONE GOLEM 1026 NONE
CPT MORGAN 6126 2 2 0 WRATHMEN 22-52 526 HANK 6213 1022 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KILL ME was dealt death by NOACHIAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WORM FOOD was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a exciting 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
SWEET ONION slimly won victory over JAWS in a 2 minute veteran's Bloodfeud match.
GLORY DAZE viciously subdued WEIRD TALES in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
SWEET HEAT was devastated by PORCELAIN DOLL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
GENERAL TSO was defeated by N MEX MAGAZINE in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
ENVY overpowered LIL-PEPPA in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
HANK lost to CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 3 minute duel.
GALAXY was vanquished by BLACK SAFARI in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BRACE overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gory uneven match.
BROAD BILL was overpowered by ALMANAC in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KUNG PAO bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 4 - 0 79 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 24 - 15 - 2 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 7 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 1 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 22 - 3 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 18 - 1 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 30 - 1 21 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 1026 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ENVY 4513 20 16 1 127 CHAOS KIDS (384)
SLASHING ATTACK LIL-PEPPA 6224 13 9 2 91 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
BASHING ATTACK BLACK SAFARI 5908 13 4 0 87 BLACK MELEE (502)
LUNGING ATTACK BRACE 6215 11 9 2 84 UNDER THE SEA (533)
PARRY-LUNGE SWEET ONION 6209 14 10 1 75 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WEIRD TALES 6155. The most popular warrior this
turn was WORM FOOD 6295. The ten other most popular fighters were GENERAL TSO 6294,
GLORY DAZE 6188, N MEX MAGAZINE 6231, SWEET ONION 6209, BLACK SAFARI 5908, BRACE
6215, JAWS 6227, PORCELAIN DOLL 6273, ENVY 4513, and HANK 6213.
The least popular fighter this week was BROAD BILL 6250. The other ten least popular
fighters were LIL-PEPPA 6224, SWEET HEAT 6286, WEIRD TALES 6155, GALAXY 6151, KILL ME
6296, KUNG PAO 6287, ALMANAC 6249, HANK 6213, ENVY 4513, and PORCELAIN DOLL 6273.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ENVY (19-4513) CHAOS KIDS (384)
GLORY DAZE (19-6188) CHAOS KIDS (384)