DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/25/2026    Duedate: 07/08/2026

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM 19    TURN 1051

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ALMANAC
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
(19-6249) [21-18-1,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ALMANAC                        PASSIONATELY BALD
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     DROP THE REMIX (539)
(19-6249) [21-18-1,106]        (19-6272) [5-1-1,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ALMANAC                        LITTLE BEAR
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     LAKOTA (167)
(19-6249) [21-18-1,106]        (19-2075) [7-8-1,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE ALLIANCE (542)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LAKOTA (167)                  29 
2. FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)      26    SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
3. CHAOS KIDS (384)              24    Unchartered Team
4. BEST EFFORT (538)             21 
5. DROP THE REMIX (539)          19    BEST EFFORT (538)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)      9   0  0 100.   1/ 1 THE ALLIANCE (542)        8  5 1
 2/ 0*BEST EFFORT (538)          1   0  0 100.   2/ 2 LAKOTA (167)              7  8 1
 3/ 2 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    11   3  0 78.6   3/ 6 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  4  4 1
 4/ 3*DROP THE REMIX (539)       7   2  1 77.8   4/ 5 CHAOS KIDS (384)          4  8 1
 5/ 4 UNDERWORLD (201)          54  49  1 52.4   5/ 3 UNDERWORLD (201)          3  2 0
 6/ 5 CHAOS KIDS (384)         248 242 14 50.6   6/ 4 UNDER THE SEA (533)       3  6 0
 7/ 6 UNDER THE SEA (533)       83  95 15 46.6   7/10*DROP THE REMIX (539)      2  0 0
 8/ 8 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  12  14  2 46.2   8/ 8 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241) 2  1 0
 9/ 7 LAKOTA (167)              79  95  5 45.4   9/ 9 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    2  1 0
10/ 9 THE ALLIANCE (542)        39  64  4 37.9  10/ 0*BEST EFFORT (538)         1  0 0
11-10*MOON UNIT MONKS (509)      3   6  1 33.3  11- 7*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)     1  0 0
12/11 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241)193 515 35 27.3  12-12*MOON UNIT MONKS (509)     1  1 0
13-12*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)       2  10  0 16.7  13-11*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ZUWAYZA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  If this keeps up, WRATHMEN 25-113, 
you'll have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 4 in the rankings?  FAR 
TRAVELERS 2575 turned their 2-1-1 turn into a 3rd place rank in the listings this 
turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see MAVIN win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
PASSIONATELY BALD beat BLACK KNIFE and BLACK KNIFE lost 8 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as ALMANAC takes the Title and 
last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood 
today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
ZUWAYZA?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
WRATHMEN 25-113, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided 
team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass 
act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was SATAN'S BIG GUNS.  Ha ha ha 
ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, BLACK KNIFE was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for ZUWAYZA's 
morgue.  More variety.  Ya gotta go sometime, and CALL GIRL's time was this time.  
Hmmm, not a bad fighter, had she lived... (what?  me pity?).  Nipped in the bud, you 
might say, was GOAT FISH of UNDER THE SEA this turn.  Course, I wouldn't say that, so 
much as have a belly laugh.  Heh heh.  A big yahoo goes out to PLATINUM this turn, 
for revenging THE ALLIANCE's bloodfeud against CHAOS KIDS' warrior RICOCHET.  Heh, 
heh, heh.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain 
nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in ZUWAYZA to get a drink than The Drunken Ox!  
Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice!  So 
nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALMANAC 6249                 21  18  1 106         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JACKWAGON 6318                9   0  0 124         WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)     
 LITTLE BEAR 2075              7   8  1 101         LAKOTA (167)              
 HELL'S HOWITZER 6307         11   3  0  91         SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UREA 2451                    12   9  0  88         UNDERWORLD (201)          
 BROAD BILL 6250              13  20  4  79         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
 WEEPY WILLOW 6291            10   8  1  75         FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  
 PLATINUM 6302                12   9  1  74         THE ALLIANCE (542)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASSIONATELY BALD 6272        5   1  1  66         DROP THE REMIX (539)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK KNIFE 1973             12   6  0  56         LAKOTA (167)              
 SPOTTED EAGLE 2047            8  10  1  53         LAKOTA (167)              
 RICOCHET 6297                 8  16  3  50         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 JACQUES 6298                  8   4  0  44         UNDER THE SEA (533)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CYNAMINT 6385                 4   2  0  31         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 STANDFAST 6289                2   0  1  26         FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAVIN 6392                    1   1  0  22         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 NEON PEON 6368                4   5  0  21         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 NO GO 6261                    1   0  0  21         BEST EFFORT (538)         
-PHILOSTALGIA 6363             2   5  0  20         OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)      
-BLESS 5996                    1   2  0  15         MOON UNIT MONKS (509)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EAGLE WOMAN 6384              3   3  1  14         LAKOTA (167)              
 TOUCH THE CLOUDS 6390         2   2  0  14         LAKOTA (167)              
 ATHENA 6394                   1   1  0   8         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
-FATHER TYME 5995              0   1  0   5         MOON UNIT MONKS (509)     
 MARCUS 6393                   1   1  0   4         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 SHELDON 6387                  0   3  0   3         CHAOS KIDS (384)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DIPSTICK DIVE 6382      2  2 1 CHAOS KIDS 384       PLATINUM 6302         1050  
SHANKLIN 6293           0  1 0 FAR TRAVELERS 25 541 BANDIT PRINCE         1051 NONE
DEMON DOG 6364          0  1 0 OZBOZOLGISTS 6 546   EAGLE WOMAN 6384      1047 REVENGED
CYNERGY 6381            2  2 1 THE ALLIANCE 542     DIPSTICK DIVE 6382    1048 REVENGED
MUDD 6327               4 10 1 THE ALLIANCE 542     RICOCHET 6297         1049 JUST REVENGED
GOAT FISH 6365          2  1 0 UNDER THE SEA 533    STANDFAST 6289        1051  
CALL GIRL 2971          8  4 0 UNDERWORLD 201       LITTLE BEAR 2075      1051  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHANKLIN was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
PLATINUM savagely defeated RICOCHET in a 2 minute gory veteran's Bloodfeud melee.
PASSIONATELY BALD won victory over BLACK KNIFE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
EAGLE WOMAN was bested by CYNAMINT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
HELL'S HOWITZER was defeated by ALMANAC in a 1 minute master's Title match.
BROAD BILL was bested by UREA in a 3 minute bloody veteran's duel.
CALL GIRL was savagely slain by LITTLE BEAR in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory brawl.
WEEPY WILLOW handily defeated JACQUES in a 2 minute uneven melee.
SPOTTED EAGLE vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOAT FISH was dispatched by STANDFAST in a 2 minute duel.
NEON PEON was overpowered by MAVIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ATHENA overcame CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute novice's bout.
SHELDON was demolished by TOUCH THE CLOUDS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MARCUS was overcome by NO GO in a 2 minute brutal contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW         6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  19 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  16 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  18 -  1      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  15 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  28 -  3      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1051 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ALMANAC 6249               21  18  1  106 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
LUNGING ATTACK   HELL'S HOWITZER 6307       11   3  0   91 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    UREA 2451                  12   9  0   88 UNDERWORLD (201)
AIMED BLOW       PLATINUM 6302              12   9  1   74 THE ALLIANCE (542)
PARRY-STRIKE     BLACK KNIFE 1973           12   6  0   56 LAKOTA (167)
TOTAL PARRY      JACQUES 6298                8   4  0   44 UNDER THE SEA (533)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ALMANAC 6249.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LITTLE BEAR 2075.  The ten other most popular fighters were PLATINUM 6302, UREA 
2451, CALL GIRL 2971, WEEPY WILLOW 6291, NO GO 6261, PASSIONATELY BALD 6272, EAGLE 
WOMAN 6384, BROAD BILL 6250, CYNAMINT 6385, and ALMANAC 6249.

The least popular fighter this week was SHELDON 6387.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NEON PEON 6368, JACQUES 6298, SHANKLIN 6293, MARCUS 6393, ATHENA 6394, 
HELL'S HOWITZER 6307, BLACK KNIFE 1973, RICOCHET 6297, TOUCH THE CLOUDS 6390, and 
MAVIN 6392.