DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/14/2026    Duedate: 05/27/2026

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM 19    TURN 1048

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BOB BEGGER
UNDERWORLD (201)
(19-3172) [14-7-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BOB BEGGER                     JACKWAGON
UNDERWORLD (201)               WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
(19-3172) [14-7-0,116]         (19-6318) [8-0-0,107]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ALMANAC                        UREA
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     UNDERWORLD (201)
(19-6249) [19-17-1,82]         (19-2451) [10-9-0,71]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAKOTA (167)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHAOS KIDS (384)              19 
2. FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)      16    SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
3. OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)          13    Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)         12 
5. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)    10    WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)      8   0  0 100.   1/ 1 LAKOTA (167)             10  5 1
 2- 2*OF WOLF & MAN (545)        3   0  0 100.   2/ 4 THE ALLIANCE (542)        5 10 2
 3/ 3 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)     9   2  0 81.8   3/ 2 UNDERWORLD (201)          4  2 0
 4- 4*DROP THE REMIX (539)       5   2  1 71.4   4/ 6*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)     3  0 0
 5- 5*DRUNK HISTORY (534)        5   3  0 62.5   5/ 3 UNDER THE SEA (533)       3  3 0
 6/ 6 UNDERWORLD (201)          51  47  1 52.0   6/12 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241) 2  1 0
 7/ 7 CHAOS KIDS (384)         244 234 13 51.0   7/ 8 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  2  1 0
 8/ 8 UNDER THE SEA (533)       80  89 15 47.3   8/ 5 CHAOS KIDS (384)          2  7 1
 9/ 9 LAKOTA (167)              72  87  4 45.3   9- 9*DRUNK HISTORY (534)       1  0 0
10/10 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)   8  10  1 44.4  10-10*DROP THE REMIX (539)      1  0 0
11/11 THE ALLIANCE (542)        31  59  3 34.4  11- 7*OF WOLF & MAN (545)       1  0 0
12/12 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241)191 514 35 27.1  12/11 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    1  1 0
13/13*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)       2   9  0 18.2  13/13*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)      1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in ZUWAYZA a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  Now keep the taverns open late 
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for OF WOLF & MAN, whose 0-0-0 this turn 
dropped them by 4 into 11th.  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS stable has parlayed this turn's 
1-0-0 into a 6 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 6th place.  Good 
work, guys!  And let's see, DIPSTICK DIVE fought CYNERGY and gained 20 points and 
contributed to CHAOS KIDS' 1-2-1.  SPOTTED EAGLE has lost to WEEPY WILLOW, falling 16 
points, while helping make LAKOTA a 2-3-0 turn.  And all eyes were on BOB BEGGER this 
turn as he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  ZUWAYZA has a new victor!  Tell me, 
is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Drunken Ox uses 
trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  UNDERWORLD has cause to stand 
tall, as they were ZUWAYZA's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team 
to beat.  And avoiding UNDERWORLD more than any other team we find SATAN'S BIG GUNS.  
ZUWAYZA, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged 
warrior this turn was LAKOTA's warrior EAGLE WOMAN.  More fighters challenged her 
than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Kudos go out to PHILOSTALGIA this turn, for revenging OZBOZOLGISTS 
6's bloodfeud against LAKOTA's warrior EAGLE WOMAN.  Well done.  We'd like to remind 
certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's 
considered rude.   
     I like this place, ZUWAYZA, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in ZUWAYZA and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in ZUWAYZA again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOB BEGGER 3172              14   7  0 116         UNDERWORLD (201)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACKWAGON 6318                8   0  0 107         WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)     
 HELL'S HOWITZER 6307          9   2  0  92         SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROAD BILL 6250              13  17  4  83         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
 ALMANAC 6249                 19  17  1  82         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-COLONEL TAYLOR 6234           5   3  0  82         DRUNK HISTORY (534)       
 UREA 2451                    10   9  0  71         UNDERWORLD (201)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEEPY WILLOW 6291             8   7  1  66         FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  
 CALL GIRL 2971                7   3  0  64         UNDERWORLD (201)          
 BLACK KNIFE 1973             11   4  0  62         LAKOTA (167)              
 PLATINUM 6302                 9   9  0  57         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 LITTLE BEAR 2075              5   7  0  57         LAKOTA (167)              

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPOTTED EAGLE 2047            6   9  1  45         LAKOTA (167)              
 JACQUES 6298                  7   2  0  42         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
 RICOCHET 6297                 6  15  2  41         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
-PASSIONATELY BALD 6272        3   1  1  39         DROP THE REMIX (539)      
 RIP TIDE 6285                 6  15  1  38         CHAOS KIDS (384)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUDD 6327                     4   9  1  26         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 PHILOSTALGIA 6363             2   4  0  26         OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)      
-KOR'THAL 6353                 2   0  0  24         OF WOLF & MAN (545)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEON PEON 6368                4   3  0  23         THE ALLIANCE (542)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIPSTICK DIVE 6382            1   1  1  21         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 TOUCH THE CLOUDS 6390         1   0  0  16         LAKOTA (167)              
 EAGLE WOMAN 6384              2   1  1  15         LAKOTA (167)              
 CYNAMINT 6385                 1   2  0   5         THE ALLIANCE (542)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEMON DOG 6364          0  1 0 OZBOZOLGISTS 6 546   EAGLE WOMAN 6384      1047 JUST REVENGED
CYNERGY 6381            2  2 1 THE ALLIANCE 542     DIPSTICK DIVE 6382    1048  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PHILOSTALGIA slimly won victory over EAGLE WOMAN in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
HELL'S HOWITZER was bested by JACKWAGON in a action packed 1 minute veteran's duel.
BOB BEGGER outlasted BROAD BILL in a crowd pleasing 7 minute expert's Title fight.
CALL GIRL was savagely defeated by ALMANAC in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
BLACK KNIFE vanquished RIP TIDE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SPOTTED EAGLE was overpowered by WEEPY WILLOW in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LITTLE BEAR lost to UREA in a action packed 4 minute duel.
RICOCHET was vanquished by PLATINUM in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
JACQUES outlasted MUDD in a tiresome 8 minute fight.
CYNERGY was put to death by DIPSTICK DIVE in a 1 minute bout.
NEON PEON overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CYNAMINT was devastated by TOUCH THE CLOUDS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  13 -  1      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  14 -  3      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  26 -  3      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  22 -  0      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  18 -  0      38  |

Turn 1048 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BOB BEGGER 3172            14   7  0  116 UNDERWORLD (201)
STRIKING ATTACK  JACKWAGON 6318              8   0  0  107 WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
LUNGING ATTACK   HELL'S HOWITZER 6307        9   2  0   92 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ALMANAC 6249               19  17  1   82 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    UREA 2451                  10   9  0   71 UNDERWORLD (201)
PARRY-STRIKE     BLACK KNIFE 1973           11   4  0   62 LAKOTA (167)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ALMANAC 6249.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was UREA 2451.  The ten other most popular fighters were JACKWAGON 6318, BROAD BILL 
6250, ALMANAC 6249, LITTLE BEAR 2075, EAGLE WOMAN 6384, WEEPY WILLOW 6291, PLATINUM 
6302, PHILOSTALGIA 6363, BOB BEGGER 3172, and HELL'S HOWITZER 6307.

The least popular fighter this week was JACQUES 6298.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CYNAMINT 6385, CYNERGY 6381, MUDD 6327, RICOCHET 6297, RIP TIDE 6285, 
SPOTTED EAGLE 2047, TOUCH THE CLOUDS 6390, NEON PEON 6368, DIPSTICK DIVE 6382, and 
BLACK KNIFE 1973.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BOB BEGGER (19-3172) UNDERWORLD (201)