DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/15/2025    Duedate: 12/27/2025

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM 25    TURN 1033

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OG CRUSH
LITTLE LEO CRUSH (595)
(25-6700) [11-5-0,89]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OG CRUSH                       FULL PROOF
LITTLE LEO CRUSH (595)         HAZ MAT '25 (603)
(25-6700) [11-5-0,89]          (25-6815) [1-1-1,21]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

OG CRUSH                       OG CRUSH
LITTLE LEO CRUSH (595)         LITTLE LEO CRUSH (595)
(25-6700) [11-5-0,89]          (25-6700) [11-5-0,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEON GRATITUDE (593)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GONE COUNTRY (453)            43 
2. WORKING GIRLS (193)           36    LITTLE LEO CRUSH (595)
3. LITTLE LEO CRUSH (595)        12    Unchartered Team
4. HAZ MAT '25 (603)             11 
5. NEON GRATITUDE (593)          -19   HAZ MAT '25 (603)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*COVEY SCIII (601)          2   1  0 66.7   1- 1 THE BLUES 25 (581)        8  2 0
 2/ 3 LITTLE LEO CRUSH (595)    18  12  0 60.0   2/ 2 NEON GRATITUDE (593)      7  5 0
 3- 2 THE BLUES 25 (581)        60  45  1 57.1   3/ 3 GONE COUNTRY (453)        7  8 1
 4- 4 DARQUE AGES (420)         46  36  1 56.1   4/ 4 WORKING GIRLS (193)       4 11 0
 5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   976 1107 29 46.9   5- 5*COVEY SCIII (601)         2  1 0
 6/ 6 NEON GRATITUDE (593)      43  52  2 45.3   6/ 6 LITTLE LEO CRUSH (595)    2  2 0
 7/ 7 WORKING GIRLS (193)      207 258 19 44.5   7- 7 DARQUE AGES (420)         1  0 0
 8/ 8 GONE COUNTRY (453)        28  40  3 41.2   8/ 9 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    1  2 0
 9/ 9*HAZ MAT '25 (603)          1   4  1 20.0   9/ 8*HAZ MAT '25 (603)         1  4 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  NEON GRATITUDE now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep 
it.  It looks like the guys(?) at GONE COUNTRY had a good week as they went 4-1-0 to 
put them in 3rd place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for 
CHANELLE, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing AETHER FLOW like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was 
DANKE, who dropped 10 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with JADE. 
Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes.  SNOOKS 
EAGLIN did not fight this week so his title was forfeit.  It's a proud day for the 
LITTLE LEO CRUSH stable, as their warrior, OG CRUSH, ascended the Duelmaster's 
throne.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at 
that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the LYRATILAN arena.  Here's 
a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad WORKING GIRLS?   Big bad WORKING GIRLS. 
Big bad WORKING GIRLS.  LYRATILAN's afraid of the big bad WORKING GIRLS.  Tra la la 
la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause GONE 
COUNTRY beats feet every time WORKING GIRLS smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well 
just about everybody wants a piece of DANKE, who was this week's most challenged 
warrior.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time 
is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick 
your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OG CRUSH 6700                11   5  0  89         LITTLE LEO CRUSH (595)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BABY FACE FOSTER 6562        16   8  0  98         THE BLUES 25 (581)        
-SNOOKS EAGLIN 6559           14   7  0  92         THE BLUES 25 (581)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEORGE STRAIT 4888           10   3  1  88         GONE COUNTRY (453)        
 SUSAN MURPHY 6704            14  16  2  80         WORKING GIRLS (193)       
 PAUL STOCK 6680              12  29  0  71         THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JADE 6791                     6   4  0  66         WORKING GIRLS (193)       
 CASH IS CRASS 6696            7   5  0  62         LITTLE LEO CRUSH (595)    
-HERETIC'S FORK 6456           7   4  0  59         DARQUE AGES (420)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANKE 6732                   12   9  0  48         NEON GRATITUDE (593)      
 CHANELLE 6796                 6   4  1  47         WORKING GIRLS (193)       
 AETHER FLOW 6675             11  12  1  46         NEON GRATITUDE (593)      
 ALAN JACKSON 4886             4  10  0  39         GONE COUNTRY (453)        
-BIG MOJO ELEM 6563            4  13  1  38         THE BLUES 25 (581)        
-LONG JOHN HUNTER 6630         8   3  0  37         THE BLUES 25 (581)        
-GUITAR JR JOHNSON 6621        9   5  0  34         THE BLUES 25 (581)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEARL 6793                    5   5  1  29         WORKING GIRLS (193)       
 GNATALIE 6768                 4   6  0  27         WORKING GIRLS (193)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FULL PROOF 6815               1   1  1  21         HAZ MAT '25 (603)         
 OBRIGADO 6809                 4   1  0  19         NEON GRATITUDE (593)      
 GARTH BROOKS 6817             2   1  1  15         GONE COUNTRY (453)        
-TARGET 6774                   1   0  0  11         COVEY SCIII (601)         
 CLINT BLACK 6818              1   1  0   8         GONE COUNTRY (453)        
 ARIGATO 6798                  1   2  0   5         NEON GRATITUDE (593)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRACY LAWRENCE 6816           0   3  0   3         GONE COUNTRY (453)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NUCCI 6778              1  1 0 COVEY SCIII 601      FULL PROOF 6815       1032  
RANDY TRAVIS 4887       5  6 0 GONE COUNTRY 453     CHANELLE 6796         1030  
REBA 4885               5  5 1 GONE COUNTRY 453     OBAN 6797             1029 NONE
CASK STRENGTH 6812      0  1 0 HAZ MAT '25 603      WASTE MONSTER         1033 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CASK STRENGTH was barely slain by WASTE MONSTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
FULL PROOF lost to GNATALIE in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
SUSAN MURPHY was handily defeated by GEORGE STRAIT in a 1 minute Challenge match.
JADE vanquished DANKE in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
PEARL was demolished by ALAN JACKSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
OG CRUSH viciously subdued PAUL STOCK in a exciting 2 minute master's Title fight.
AETHER FLOW was overcome by CHANELLE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
CASH IS CRASS vanquished VISITING ORC in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ARIGATO lost to GARTH BROOKS in a exciting 3 minute gruesome novice's fight.
OBRIGADO beat TRACY LAWRENCE in a exciting 3 minute novice's fight.
CLINT BLACK bested FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  11 -  2      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  25 -  2      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  23 -  3      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   6 -  1      33  |

Turn 1033 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   OG CRUSH 6700              11   5  0   89 LITTLE LEO CRUSH (595)
STRIKING ATTACK  GEORGE STRAIT 4888         10   3  1   88 GONE COUNTRY (453)
SLASHING ATTACK  JADE 6791                   6   4  0   66 WORKING GIRLS (193)
TOTAL PARRY      CASH IS CRASS 6696          7   5  0   62 LITTLE LEO CRUSH (595)
PARRY-LUNGE      DANKE 6732                 12   9  0   48 NEON GRATITUDE (593)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OG CRUSH 6700.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OG CRUSH 6700.  The ten other most popular fighters were GARTH BROOKS 6817, 
OBRIGADO 6809, TRACY LAWRENCE 6816, CHANELLE 6796, JADE 6791, CASH IS CRASS 6696, 
CASK STRENGTH 6812, GNATALIE 6768, GEORGE STRAIT 4888, and ALAN JACKSON 4886.

The least popular fighter this week was ARIGATO 6798.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were AETHER FLOW 6675, PAUL STOCK 6680, PEARL 6793, SUSAN MURPHY 6704, DANKE 
6732, FULL PROOF 6815, CLINT BLACK 6818, ALAN JACKSON 4886, GEORGE STRAIT 4888, and 
GNATALIE 6768.