DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/11/2025    Duedate: 06/24/2025

LAPUR ARENA

DM 29    TURN 1022

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SMOOTH OPERATOR
NEON VELVET (557)
(29-6785) [12-0-2,148]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SMOOTH OPERATOR                UNIVERSAL STUDIOS
NEON VELVET (557)              TOURIST TRAPS (371)
(29-6785) [12-0-2,148]         (29-4302) [5-1-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HOWLER                         HOWLER
CARDOW HUNTERS (359)           CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
(29-6367) [24-23-0,96]         (29-6367) [24-23-0,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ARCANE PHARMACY (401)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ARCANE PHARMACY (401)         40 
2. TOURIST TRAPS (371)           38    AVOID ME! (535)
3. ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)        16    Unchartered Team
4. ALMOST EXACTLY (20)           15 
5. FATES (551)                   11    TOURIST TRAPS (371)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*TOURIST TRAPS (371)       19   6  2 76.0   1/ 1 ARCANE PHARMACY (401)    11  4 0
 2/ 1 AVOID ME! (535)          182 112  6 61.9   2/ 4 MID EARTH (223)           9  6 0
 3- 2 WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)      14   9  0 60.9   3/ 6 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    8  7 0
 4/ 3 FATES (551)               15  10  0 60.0   4/ 2 NEON VELVET (557)         6  7 0
 5/ 4 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)      832 661 49 55.7   5/ 3 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      6  8 0
 6/ 5 MID EARTH (223)          1026 855 48 54.5   6- 5 BLACK KELTS (233)         5  5 0
 7/ 6 NEON VELVET (557)         54  49  3 52.4   7/ 7 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       5  7 0
 8- 8 WAR PARTY (474)          118 109  7 52.0   8/ 0*TOURIST TRAPS (371)       4  1 0
 9- 9 BLACK KELTS (233)        292 273 11 51.7   9/ 9 I'M THE WOLF (504)        3  3 0
10/10 ARCANE PHARMACY (401)     81  77  1 51.3  10-11 BLACK SAMURAI (166)       2  0 0
11/ 7 CONFUSE A CAT (536)       39  38  1 50.6  11/ 8 CONFUSE A CAT (536)       2  4 0
12-11 BLACK SAMURAI (166)      544 543 28 50.0  12/10 AVOID ME! (535)           2  5 0
13/12 I'M THE WOLF (504)       158 162  5 49.4  13/13 FATES (551)               1  1 0
14/13 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)   160 178  6 47.3  14-12 WAR PARTY (474)           0  3 0
15/14 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)     1120 1450 25 43.6  15-14 WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Well, maybe this plethora of Challenger Champions actually IS afraid to challenge me?  
I actually got my own challenge last cycle, so I figure the challenges headed my way 
must have been minimal. There's a lot of experience in that class right now. Is anyone 
going to step up? 

It is kind of strange to be fighting in an arena where the Challenger Champions is the 
largest class. Does that mean that they don't want to fight in tourneys? I, myself, do 
have a bit of tourney experience, but a 13-15-1 record is not exactly illustrious. I 
can understand how a lot of you guys don't want to bring your 22-35 record, or your 
22-27 record, to a tournament. That kind of performance doesn't bode well for tourney 
success. My own manager, the Neon Necromancer, is still debating what to do with me. I 
have a few fights to go as a Champions class tourney warrior. But will he let me loose 
on that tourney? I feel the odds are good since he just TCd that tourney with another 
Striker that came out of nowhere. Here's hoping.

Until next time, may the gods guide your blows straight and true!

                                     -- Smooth Operator, your Velvet smooth Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

Hail Lapurian arena fans! Sorry for my absence the past month and thanks to Novgorodny 
and Snide for covering for me. 

Well jeeez, I miss a month and Smooth Operator has taken over the arena by keeping his 
undefeated record and holding the title for the last two cycles. Congrats Neon and 
your Smooth Operator. Will he make it 3 times and stay undefeated? Let's find out.

But first, today we honor the city's 8th Lord Protector of the year, STANDFAST of 
Cardow Hunters, a warrior who has earned a legendary place in the history of the Lapur 
arena. He just broke the record for the most fights to receive his invite with 72 and 
breaking the old record of 60 held by a member of his guild from nearly 10 years ago. 
Also, his 4 kills ranks him in the top 15 of the most deadly Lapurian warriors of all 
time. Congrats to his manager Jorja and farewell to Standfast, you have earned your 
status as a Lord Protector like no other.

Let me see here, 15 teams in the rankings, with TOURIST TRAPS returning from the 
shadows. Welcome back. Four guilds took the week off, giving us 22 fights on the 
lists, of which one was at night, eight challenge fights and that leaves 13 random 
match-ups. First off, the dead has Visionist sacrificing another roll up god. The 
fight for the throne is a challenge fight with 2-time defending champ SMOOTH OPERATOR 
of NEON VELVET challenging STANDFAST of CARDOW HUNTERS, with Neon's undefeated 
freakish warrior demolishing Jorja's exiting Lord Protector in a 1 minute one-sided 
Title melee. All Hail the 3-time Duelmaster!

Team News Alert! Holding onto the top spot is Destitute Noble and his Arcane Pharmacy 
heroes after a 4-1-0 result. Jumping from 4th to 2nd is Visionist and his Mid Earth 
crew after a 3-2-0 showing. Rising from 6th to 3rd is Master Beru and his Army of 
Darkness after a 2-3-0. Really? Arcane Pharmacy also nailed down the Team on the Move 
after gaining 40 points in recognition. The Most Avoided Team goes to the Bloke and 
his AVOID ME! propogandist, who received 10 avoids. I can't prove it, but I really am 
thinking the Bloke is paying off guilds to avoid them.

Challenge fights...

NOBILIFY of ARCANE PHARMMACY challenged PETRIFIED SPONGE of ARMY OF DARKNESS, and 
Destitute Noble's dignified warrior cleansed Master Beru's fossilized warrior in a 1 
minute one-sided contest.

ENTITLED CITIZEN of ARMY OF DARKNESS challenged INSOMNIA of CONFUSE A CAT, with Master 
Beru's dubbed warrior luckily besting Nameless Cat's restless warrior in a 4 minute 
master's match.

LOTS OF KNOTS of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged POISON IVY of AVOID ME! with Vlad's tangled 
warrior withstanding the Bloke's irritating warrior in a 2 minute veteran's struggle.

ERRATIC EDUCATOR of ARMY OF DARKNESS challenged DROP THE SOAP of ALMOST EXACTLY, with 
Master Beru's eccentric warrior yielding to Vlad's slippery warrior in a 1 minute 
struggle.

SUE CHEF of ARMY OF DARKNESS challenged LARRY of NEON VELVET, with Master Beru's 
culinary warrior dressing down Neon Necromancer's honorable warrior in a 2 minute 
duel.

APOSTATE POSTMAN of ARMY OF DARKNESS challenged FLOYDTYKTU of ARCANE PHARMACY, with, 
Master Beru's postal warrior being thwarted by Destitute Noble's enhanced warrior in a 
1 minute one-sided contest.

ACID of AVOID ME! challenged BARON ASTEPRO of ARCANE PHARMACY, with the Bloke's 
corrosive warrior dissolving Destitute Noble's allergic warrior in a 5 minute brutal 
novice brawl.

In individual achievements:
The Biggest Winner is SESAME PLACE of TOURIST TRAPS', who gained 23 points.
The Biggest Loser is WARIUS of MID EARTH, who lost 18 points.
This Week's Favorite and the Popularity Leader are one in the same, Howler of CARDOW 
HUNTERS.

Ahh, a last minute notification from the commission... Howlin Wolf's MONEY DARLING has 
received her invite to the Isle. Congrats! Next time we honor you as the 9th invitee 
of the year. 'Til next time.

                                          -- Eoghan McGrimm

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMOOTH OPERATOR 6785         12   0  2 148         NEON VELVET (557)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SACAGAWEA 6725               28  17  0 121         WAR PARTY (474)           
 FATES MOTHER 6682            15   5  0 118         FATES (551)               
-TASALON 6799                 16   4  0 116         NEON VELVET (557)         
 CLANCEE 6767                 24  14  1 114         MID EARTH (223)           
 NOBILIFY 6585                10   2  0 110         ARCANE PHARMACY (401)     
 PETRIFIED SPONGE 5023        30  18  0 108         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 MONEY DARLING 6691           22  36  1 103         I'M THE WOLF (504)        
 RED MARE 6394                21  17  0 103         CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      
-BASCOMB BRENDEU 3219         12  10  0 103         BLACK KELTS (233)         
 TALONCYCLOVIR 6522           10   5  0 102         ARCANE PHARMACY (401)     
-KYUSEKAI 6246                17  15  1 100         BLACK SAMURAI (166)       
-WANDERER 4 5465              12  14  0  97         BLACK KELTS (233)         
 HOWLER 6367                  24  23  0  96         CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      
 CUTS ONCE 6357               23  27  0  96         CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      
 LOTS OF KNOTS 6656           17  31  4  95         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
 IGNORANCE IS BLISS 6658      22  27  0  93         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
 ENTITLED CITIZEN 6817        15   5  0  93         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WAGON DRIVER 3 5412          14   8  0  89         BLACK KELTS (233)         
 INSOMNIA 6643                 9   5  1  85         CONFUSE A CAT (536)       
 KUHRIS 6797                  11  16  0  76         MID EARTH (223)           

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SKUNK 6675                   17  17  0  74         AVOID ME! (535)           
 POISON IVY 6815              12   8  0  73         AVOID ME! (535)           
 WOLF SIRE 6803               13   8  0  70         I'M THE WOLF (504)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEEP WELL 900 6412           12  10  0  64         BLACK KELTS (233)         
-STONE HINGE 3455             11  27  1  64         BLACK KELTS (233)         
 UNIVERSAL STUDIOS 4302        5   1  0  63         TOURIST TRAPS (371)       
 DA 1 6484                     9   8  0  62         CONFUSE A CAT (536)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UPCHUCK 6721                 15  11  0  56         AVOID ME! (535)           
-PYRRAVYN 6432                 5   5  0  51         WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)      
 BUSCH GARDENS 4300            4   1  0  49         TOURIST TRAPS (371)       
 SESAME PLACE 6033             3   1  0  49         TOURIST TRAPS (371)       
 DROP THE SOAP 6811            9   6  0  41         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
-TATONKA 6814                  8  10  0  38         WAR PARTY (474)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AMFLOYDAMEEN 6099             6   1  0  33         ARCANE PHARMACY (401)     
 FLOYDTYKTU 6809               3   1  0  33         ARCANE PHARMACY (401)     
 WARIUS 6820                   7  10  1  32         MID EARTH (223)           
 SUE CHEF 6848                 4   3  0  31         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 DISNEY WORLD 4299             3   2  1  29         TOURIST TRAPS (371)       
 SOUTH OF THE BORDER 4301      3   0  0  29         TOURIST TRAPS (371)       
-ZUMOICHI 6722                 6   6  1  28         BLACK SAMURAI (166)       
 ZAGRID 6858                   4   1  0  24         MID EARTH (223)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERRATIC EDUCATOR 6826         5   6  1  22         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 LARRY 6846                    4   3  0  18         NEON VELVET (557)         
 ACID 6861                     1   3  0  16         AVOID ME! (535)           
 BATTERSCOTCH 6851             4   2  0  14         NEON VELVET (557)         
 YOMUS 6833                    3   5  0  14         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
-HIAWATHA 6857                 0   3  0  13         WAR PARTY (474)           
 APOSTATE POSTMAN 6847         2   5  0  11         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 SATIN SCALES 6850             1   5  0   8         NEON VELVET (557)         
 BARON ASTEPRO 6818            2   1  0   7         ARCANE PHARMACY (401)     
 HOUN DOG 6872                 0   2  0   2         CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RUG 81671 6875          0  1 0 MID EARTH 223        SHEWISH GIANT         1022 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Smooth Operator, yup, 16 avoids from smart people. It's not who you are, but who you 
know. (wink) -- the Bloke

Black Kelts, kudos, you dirty rotten cretins! -- the Bloke

Hey, a Duelmaster with a column. All neon shines brightly! -- the Bloke

Get with it, donkey-brains! Be smart. (or try) AVOID ME! -- the Bloke

Red Mane -- Lassie, It has been a long wait, but that makes us even 1-1. -- Clancee

Erratic Educator -- Damn you! Share the wealth! -- Kuhris

Drop the Soap -- Sorry for the infirmary visit. Hope the leg heals up quickly. -- 
Warius

Satin Scales -- Damn you are quick! Til we meet again. -- Zagrid

Congrats Standfast on your invite! -- Visionist and the Mid Earth guild

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUG 81671 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SMOOTH OPERATOR demolished STANDFAST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
NOBILIFY devastated PETRIFIED SPONGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ENTITLED CITIZEN luckily beat INSOMNIA in a 4 minute master's Challenge match.
LOTS OF KNOTS narrowly defeated POISON IVY in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
ERRATIC EDUCATOR was devastated by DROP THE SOAP in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
SUE CHEF won victory over LARRY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
APOSTATE POSTMAN was vanquished by FLOYDTYKTU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ACID won victory over BARON ASTEPRO in a 5 minute brutal novice's Challenge fight.
IGNORANCE IS BLISS was handily defeated by TALONCYCLOVIR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RED MARE demolished DEADLY ASSASSIN in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
FATES MOTHER devastated HOWLER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided battle.
MONEY DARLING was savagely defeated by CLANCEE in a 3 minute gory master's conflict.
CUTS ONCE viciously subdued STRIKE BREAKER in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
BUSCH GARDENS was handily defeated by KUHRIS in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
DA 1 was unbelievably bested by WOLF SIRE in a popular 3 minute brutal brawl.
WARIUS was demolished by SESAME PLACE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
AMFLOYDAMEEN viciously subdued YOMUS in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
SATIN SCALES was vanquished by DISNEY WORLD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SOUTH OF THE BORDER handily defeated BATTERSCOTCH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ZAGRID devastated HOUN DOG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  21 -  2      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         WALL OF STEEL     36 -  27 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  30 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        21 -  25 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  24 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  38 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 1022 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  6         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SMOOTH OPERATOR 6785       12   0  2  148 NEON VELVET (557)
TOTAL PARRY      FATES MOTHER 6682          15   5  0  118 FATES (551)
WALL OF STEEL    CLANCEE 6767               24  14  1  114 MID EARTH (223)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NOBILIFY 6585              10   2  0  110 ARCANE PHARMACY (401)
LUNGING ATTACK   INSOMNIA 6643               9   5  1   85 CONFUSE A CAT (536)
BASHING ATTACK   DROP THE SOAP 6811          9   6  0   41 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOWLER 6367.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HOWLER 6367.  The ten other most popular fighters were INSOMNIA 6643, DA 1 6484, 
AMFLOYDAMEEN 6099, CLANCEE 6767, RED MARE 6394, CUTS ONCE 6357, SMOOTH OPERATOR 6785, 
LOTS OF KNOTS 6656, POISON IVY 6815, and DROP THE SOAP 6811.

The least popular fighter this week was ACID 6861.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOUN DOG 6872, BATTERSCOTCH 6851, WARIUS 6820, MONEY DARLING 6691, 
IGNORANCE IS BLISS 6658, APOSTATE POSTMAN 6847, ERRATIC EDUCATOR 6826, PETRIFIED 
SPONGE 5023, SATIN SCALES 6850, and YOMUS 6833.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MONEY DARLING (29-6691) I'M THE WOLF (504)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

STANDFAST (29-6299) CARDOW HUNTERS (359)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                       THUMBSCREW (2-2622) IN COLD BLOOD  (329) 
                    CALEB DELGADO (17-8016) VOID CONJURERS  (642) 
                       JACK RABBIT (47-4814) ROYAL FLUSH  (48) 
                      POISON OAK (47-9449) BASH BROS PARK  (766) 
                       REPAIR (72-6819) BASH BROS FENCE  (784) 
              MANAGER'S WARRIOR (82-37963) SUPERIOR FORCES 5705  (6304) 
                  QUEST FOR FIRE (82-43478) ROOKIE MAIDEN 12  (7288) 
                   PROPHET'S SONG (84-3573) ROOKIE QUEEN 29  (695) 
                  DON'T TREAD (84-18515) ROOKIE METALLICA 10  (3282) 
                HERO OF THE DAY (84-18564) ROOKIE METALLICA 20  (3292) 
                           ROZCO (84-47629) ERRTWO  (8232) 
                            KNIFE (85-11459) ERR 9  (2101) 
                            VORTEX (85-35731) 7ERR  (6519) 
                   SAVANNAH BABY (85-39619) BUKKA & MCTELL  (3871) 
                        LOKKE (85-44417) RELENTLESS 11  (8101) 
                    PANDEMONIUM (85-50106) STEELE RISING 1  (9143) 
                      ANOMALY (86-24847) MUTANT ALLIANCE  (4540) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes