DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/14/2026    Duedate: 05/27/2026

CLIFFHOME ARENA

DM 38    TURN 1008

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DESTINY
EAGLES CLAW (47)
(38-5893) [20-27-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DESTINY                        MC GANGSTA
EAGLES CLAW (47)               SECRET MENU '25 (518)
(38-5893) [20-27-0,97]         (38-5976) [6-3-0,96]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

EAGLES SB CHAMPS               WEIRD AL
EAGLES CLAW (47)               U.A.K. (92)
(38-5914) [16-14-0,86]         (38-5756) [8-2-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FAR TRAVELERS (510)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EAGLES CLAW (47)              38 
2. FAR TRAVELERS (510)           25    FAR TRAVELERS (510)
3. U.A.K. (92)                   17    Unchartered Team
4. SECRET MENU '25 (518)         12 
5. THE WATCHMEN (363)            -7    SECRET MENU '25 (518)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*OF WOLF & MAN (519)        3   0  0 100.   1/ 1 FAR TRAVELERS (510)       8  5 0
 2- 2*WAAAGH! (488)              6   3  1 66.7   2/ 5 EAGLES CLAW (47)          8  6 1
 3/ 3 FAR TRAVELERS (510)       58  38  4 60.4   3/ 4 U.A.K. (92)               7  5 1
 4/ 4 THE WATCHMEN (363)       245 181 11 57.5   4/ 3 THE WATCHMEN (363)        6  9 0
 5- 5 ASSASSINS (505)           61  48  2 56.0   5- 2 ASSASSINS (505)           4  5 0
 6/ 6 U.A.K. (92)              623 495 36 55.7   6/ 7*SECRET MENU '25 (518)     3  4 0
 7- 7*TASK FORCE ORANGE (506)   10   8  0 55.6   7- 6*WAAAGH! (488)             2  0 0
 8/ 8 EAGLES CLAW (47)         1266 1014 88 55.5   8- 9*THE GLADIATORS (69)       1  0 0
 9- 9 WRATHMEN 25-84 (517)       7   6  0 53.8   9- 8*OF WOLF & MAN (519)       1  0 0
10/10*SECRET MENU '25 (518)      7   7  0 50.0  10-10 WRATHMEN 25-84 (517)      0  2 0
11-11*THE GLADIATORS (69)        3  13  0 18.7  11-11*TASK FORCE ORANGE (506)   0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, CLIFFHOME?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  EAGLES CLAW turned their 4-1-1 turn into 
a 2nd place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on 
hit lists.  Now let's all watch U.A.K.'s heads swell from their 3-1-0 this turn.  Haa 
ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see VITAMIN D win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, VITAMIN D beat THE 
COMEDIAN and THE COMEDIAN lost 11 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety 
is the spice of life, CLIFFHOME may be getting bland, as PHAEDREN stays top dog in 
the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of 
these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  EAGLES CLAW was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like THE WATCHMEN avoided them the most 
this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, HULK HOGAN was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the CLIFFHOME arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of CLIFFHOME.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one 
in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESTINY 5893                 20  27  0  97         EAGLES CLAW (47)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MC GANGSTA 5976               6   3  0  96         SECRET MENU '25 (518)     
 HULK HOGAN 5758              15  11  1  92         U.A.K. (92)               
-MUSASHI 5826                 15   6  1  92         ASSASSINS (505)           

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EAGLES SB CHAMPS 5914        16  14  0  86         EAGLES CLAW (47)          
 HAYS 5725                    20  18  2  85         U.A.K. (92)               
-SHOGUN 5818                  13   6  0  74         ASSASSINS (505)           
-SASHA 5963                    7   6  0  68         WRATHMEN 25-84 (517)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEIRD AL 5756                 8   2  1  66         U.A.K. (92)               
-GHAZGHKULL 5598               6   2  1  66         WAAAGH! (488)             
-ARTUS 5866                   13  19  1  65         FAR TRAVELERS (510)       
 CAPTAIN METROPOLIS 5941       9  16  0  62         THE WATCHMEN (363)        
 DEATH BECOMES HER 5977        9   2  0  57         EAGLES CLAW (47)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AKIMOTO 5828                 13   9  0  52         ASSASSINS (505)           
 TWILIGHT LADY 5984            5   5  0  46         THE WATCHMEN (363)        
-GNARLGUT 5978                 3   0  0  45         OF WOLF & MAN (519)       
-HANZO 5939                    6   6  0  36         ASSASSINS (505)           
-NINJA 5838                   10   5  0  35         ASSASSINS (505)           
-ANDORRAN 5905                 5   3  1  35         FAR TRAVELERS (510)       
 LINK BROWN 5985               5   3  0  34         U.A.K. (92)               

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOLLAR BILL 5968              4  13  1  30         THE WATCHMEN (363)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VITAMIN D 5993                1   0  0  21         EAGLES CLAW (47)          
-AMBER GHOST 5833              1   3  1  15         TASK FORCE ORANGE (506)   
 FURIOUS NAPPER 5988           1   2  1  15         EAGLES CLAW (47)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILITHE 5971                  2   1  0  14         FAR TRAVELERS (510)       
 THE COMEDIAN 5987             3   1  0  10         THE WATCHMEN (363)        
-JON ROGERS 588                2   1  0  10         THE GLADIATORS (69)       
-MCFLOAT 5986                  1   0  0   6         SECRET MENU '25 (518)     
 MOTHMAN 5995                  0   1  0   1         THE WATCHMEN (363)        
-MEAT CUBE 5975                0   1  0   1         SECRET MENU '25 (518)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      FURIOUS NAPPER 5988   1008 NONE
BLUNT FORCE TRAU 5989   0  1 0 EAGLES CLAW 47       AMBER GHOST 5833      1006  
DA1 5994                0  1 0 FAR TRAVELERS 510    BANDIT PRINCE         1008 NONE
SILHOUETTE 5969        10  6 0 THE WATCHMEN 363     HULK HOGAN 5758       1007  
CANCER 5970             2  3 0 U.A.K. 92            GHAZGHKULL 5598       1004 NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

You Win! -- Assassin

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
CAPTAIN METROPOLIS was devastated by HULK HOGAN in a 1 minute Bloodfeud duel.
PHAEDREN handily defeated EAGLES SB CHAMPS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MC GANGSTA devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DESTINY defeated HAYS in a 2 minute master's Title match.
WEIRD AL viciously subdued TWILIGHT LADY in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
DEATH BECOMES HER beat DOLLAR BILL in a 1 minute brawl.
LINK BROWN handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LILITHE vanquished MOTHMAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE COMEDIAN was viciously subdued by VITAMIN D in a 7 minute beginner's fight.
FURIOUS NAPPER assassinated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        18 -   5 -  0      78  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   4 -  1      76  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   6 -  1      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   3 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  18 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  21 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  15 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  19 -  1      27  |

Turn 1008 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MC GANGSTA 5976             6   3  0   96 SECRET MENU '25 (518)
LUNGING ATTACK   HULK HOGAN 5758            15  11  1   92 U.A.K. (92)
BASHING ATTACK   HAYS 5725                  20  18  2   85 U.A.K. (92)
WALL OF STEEL    WEIRD AL 5756               8   2  1   66 U.A.K. (92)
AIMED BLOW       DEATH BECOMES HER 5977      9   2  0   57 EAGLES CLAW (47)
SLASHING ATTACK  LINK BROWN 5985             5   3  0   34 U.A.K. (92)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EAGLES SB CHAMPS 5914.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was WEIRD AL 5756.  The ten other most popular fighters were VITAMIN D 
5993, HULK HOGAN 5758, MC GANGSTA 5976, DESTINY 5893, HAYS 5725, LINK BROWN 5985, DA1 
5994, DEATH BECOMES HER 5977, LILITHE 5971, and EAGLES SB CHAMPS 5914.

The least popular fighter this week was THE COMEDIAN 5987.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TWILIGHT LADY 5984, CAPTAIN METROPOLIS 5941, FURIOUS NAPPER 
5988, MOTHMAN 5995, DOLLAR BILL 5968, EAGLES SB CHAMPS 5914, LILITHE 5971, DEATH 
BECOMES HER 5977, DA1 5994, and LINK BROWN 5985.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PHAEDREN (38-5883) FAR TRAVELERS (510)