DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/13/2026 Duedate: 03/12/2026
XOCHITHLAN ARENA
DM 39 TURN 477
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
INSTANT HUMAN
JUST ADD COFFEE (504)
(39-4466) [9-3-0,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
INSTANT HUMAN BRANDSPLAINING
JUST ADD COFFEE (504) PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
(39-4466) [9-3-0,112] (39-4425) [3-0-1,26]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
INSTANT HUMAN REYKJA
JUST ADD COFFEE (504) TROLLHEIM (501)
(39-4466) [9-3-0,112] (39-4454) [7-5-0,67]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TROLLHEIM (501)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 41
2. JUST ADD COFFEE (504) 40 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
3. TROLLHEIM (501) 32 Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 2
5. PUBLIC RELATIONS (500) -3 PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 FAR TRAVELERS (502) 23 11 2 67.6 1/ 1 TROLLHEIM (501) 9 4 0
2- 3*UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) 13 7 2 65.0 2/ 6 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 5 0 0
3- 4 DARQUE ANGELS (402) 223 132 14 62.8 3- 4*UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505) 4 1 0
4/ 5 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143) 360 244 21 59.6 4/ 3 FAR TRAVELERS (502) 4 5 1
5- 6 BASH BROS BABY (461) 341 267 16 56.1 5/ 7 JUST ADD COFFEE (504) 4 5 0
6/ 2*PUBLIC RELATIONS (500) 8 7 1 53.3 6/ 2*PUBLIC RELATIONS (500) 4 6 1
7/ 7 JUST ADD COFFEE (504) 11 11 0 50.0 7- 5 BASH BROS BABY (461) 3 5 0
8/ 8 TROLLHEIM (501) 52 53 0 49.5 8- 8 DARQUE ANGELS (402) 1 4 0
9/ 9 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 606 767 15 44.1 9/ 9 THE MIDDLE WAY (385) 0 6 0
10-10*DRUNKARDS (77) 2 4 0 33.3 10-10*DRUNKARDS (77) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt XOCHITHLAN will ever be the same. Now keep the taverns open late tonight,
for there are sorrows to drown for PUBLIC RELATIONS, whose 1-4-1 this turn dropped
them by 4 into 6th. DUCKS UNLIMITED stable has parlayed this turn's 4-0-0 into a 4
space move up the rankings. This brings them up to 2nd place. Good work, guys! And
let's see, MORNING PERSON fought FREEMIUM and gained 14 points and contributed to
JUST ADD COFFEE's 2-3-0. CHALAMET has lost to SILKIE, falling 11 points, while
helping make FAR TRAVELERS a 0-2-0 turn. We should ask INSTANT HUMAN about the
thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the
one to ask. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their
losing fighters do dishes at The Warty Toad until they win. Maybe?
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. DARQUE ANGELS has cause to stand
tall, as they were XOCHITHLAN's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a
team to beat. And guess who avoided DARQUE ANGELS stable the most? Believe it or
not, it was TROLLHEIM. Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was
THE MIDDLE WAY's warrior APPLE CORE. More fighters challenged him than challenged
the Duelmaster!
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Is it really true that XOCHITHLAN
has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Well, I'm burning daylight here in XOCHITHLAN and I've a long road ahead
of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in XOCHITHLAN again, farewell-- Alarond
the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INSTANT HUMAN 4466 9 3 0 112 JUST ADD COFFEE (504)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRYING 4412 20 6 0 111 BASH BROS BABY (461)
ARCHAMBEAU 4444 12 4 2 95 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
CUDDLEBUG 4428 13 9 0 91 TROLLHEIM (501)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FEVERED 4427 20 8 1 90 BASH BROS BABY (461)
-SAMYAZA 4090 14 7 0 86 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
LORD LOVE A DUCK 4417 5 0 0 72 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
APPLE CORE 4372 9 41 0 68 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
REYKJA 4454 7 5 0 67 TROLLHEIM (501)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KOKABIEL 4056 15 15 1 66 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
SILKIE 4461 6 5 0 63 TROLLHEIM (501)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEERSHEBA CHANG 4416 11 22 0 55 THE MIDDLE WAY (385)
-DAUNTLESS 4500 3 0 0 44 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)
-MUGWORT 4433 10 10 0 40 TROLLHEIM (501)
CHALAMET 4443 6 5 0 40 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
-TRULO 4445 5 1 0 37 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
-A TRUE EIGHT 4495 3 1 0 37 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)
-SNEAKERS 4494 2 2 1 37 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHASING BUNNIES 4498 3 1 1 32 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)
-PITHIUS 4348 5 2 0 31 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
BRANDSPLAINING 4425 3 0 1 26 PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
-AZAZEL 4386 2 1 1 26 DARQUE ANGELS (402)
MORNING PERSON 4503 2 0 0 25 JUST ADD COFFEE (504)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TONAGA 4499 2 1 0 20 UNDERGROUND LAB 17 (505)
DUCK SOUP 4487 2 1 0 19 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STONE ED 4469 4 6 0 18 TROLLHEIM (501)
DUCK F. 4513 1 0 0 13 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
DUCK STEELE 4502 1 0 0 9 DUCKS UNLIMITED (143)
FREEMIUM 4424 2 1 0 7 PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
OASIS 4426 2 1 0 7 PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
PIVOT 4423 1 2 0 5 PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
NEWSJACKING 4422 0 3 0 3 PUBLIC RELATIONS (500)
BEARISTA 4507 0 2 0 2 JUST ADD COFFEE (504)
-TEQUILA SUNRISE 446 0 2 0 2 DRUNKARDS (77)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RIRORNI LOOTER 0 0 0 BRANDSPLAINING 4425 477 NONE
DA3 4465 0 1 0 JUST ADD COFFEE 504 WOOD GOLEM 477 NONE
DA5 4505 0 1 0 JUST ADD COFFEE 504 RIVER SPIRIT 477 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA3 was barely slain by WOOD GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA5 was barely slain by RIVER SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
LORD LOVE A DUCK overcame APPLE CORE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
SILKIE overpowered CHALAMET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
DUCK SOUP savagely defeated OASIS in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ARCHAMBEAU was viciously subdued by INSTANT HUMAN in a 2 minute Title brawl.
CUDDLEBUG devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
REYKJA viciously subdued BEERSHEBA CHANG in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
STONE ED unbelievably bested BEARISTA in a 3 minute duel.
BRANDSPLAINING slaughtered RIRORNI LOOTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FREEMIUM was vanquished by MORNING PERSON in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
PIVOT was handily defeated by DUCK F. in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NEWSJACKING was subdued by DUCK STEELE in a 1 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 5 - 1 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 8 - 2 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 11 - 1 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 13 - 14 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 11 - 0 35 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 17 - 1 15 |
Turn 477 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE INSTANT HUMAN 4466 9 3 0 112 JUST ADD COFFEE (504)
BASHING ATTACK ARCHAMBEAU 4444 12 4 2 95 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
LUNGING ATTACK CUDDLEBUG 4428 13 9 0 91 TROLLHEIM (501)
STRIKING ATTACK SILKIE 4461 6 5 0 63 TROLLHEIM (501)
AIMED BLOW CHALAMET 4443 6 5 0 40 FAR TRAVELERS (502)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is INSTANT HUMAN 4466. The most popular warrior this
turn was REYKJA 4454. The ten other most popular fighters were INSTANT HUMAN 4466,
DA3 4465, BEARISTA 4507, APPLE CORE 4372, LORD LOVE A DUCK 4417, SILKIE 4461, DUCK
SOUP 4487, MORNING PERSON 4503, DUCK STEELE 4502, and DA5 4505.
The least popular fighter this week was NEWSJACKING 4422. The other ten least
popular fighters were PIVOT 4423, FREEMIUM 4424, BRANDSPLAINING 4425, BEERSHEBA CHANG
4416, ARCHAMBEAU 4444, OASIS 4426, CHALAMET 4443, DUCK F. 4513, STONE ED 4469, and
CUDDLEBUG 4428.