DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/18/2025 Duedate: 05/01/2025
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 977
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ZIPPY THE SLUG
OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5288) [16-11-0,98]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ZIPPY THE SLUG NEW RIFF
OXY MORONS (537) 227 BOURBON ST. (533)
(40-5288) [16-11-0,98] (40-5252) [7-2-1,87]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DAN'S GHOST NEW RIFF
BEYOND THE PALE (337) 227 BOURBON ST. (533)
(40-5196) [17-24-1,76] (40-5252) [7-2-1,87]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OXY MORONS (537) 51
2. THE SHIRE (321) 46 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
3. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 34 Unchartered Team
4. DREAMS WORK (538) 3
5. 227 BOURBON ST. (533) -10 227 BOURBON ST. (533)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 135 55 4 71.1 1- 1 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 9 1 0
2/ 2*227 BOURBON ST. (533) 7 4 1 63.6 2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 9 1 0
3/ 3 DREAMS WORK (538) 38 26 3 59.4 3/ 4 THE SHIRE (321) 6 4 1
4/ 4 DEEP SHADOW (507) 163 131 6 55.4 4/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538) 5 7 0
5- 5 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 69 56 2 55.2 5/ 3 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 5 7 0
6/ 7 OXY MORONS (537) 63 68 1 48.1 6/ 6 OXY MORONS (537) 5 10 0
7/ 8 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1268 1465 36 46.4 7/ 8 DEEP SHADOW (507) 2 4 0
8/ 9 THE SHIRE (321) 74 108 4 40.7 8/ 7*227 BOURBON ST. (533) 1 2 0
9-10*FAR TRAVELERS A (536) 7 11 0 38.9 9-10*FAR TRAVELERS A (536) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ZENSU. Like, DIRTY DOZENS had to be so
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by PANDORA'S BOX! Way to go PANDORA'S
BOX! What was the name of that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 63-68-1 you
ask? (Sure) OXY MORONS' their name, and fighting's their game! What a putz!
REESIE fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No
one said she was a genius... And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's
habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome ZIPPY THE SLUG. Aren't OXY MORONS proud. (Oh, my.)
Who was the wiseguy that said ZENSU's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Victory
Tavern? Don't look at me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. The warriors of DREAMS WORK must be getting lonely. They were the
most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? I don't know what THE
SHIRE's been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from DREAMS
WORK, that's fer sher. Like, is DISEASE popular, or what? She was challenged the
most in all of ZENSU! She's got a 4-1-0, is that good? People were asking me did
FLOODS REALLY challenge NEW RIFF? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded
good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but NEW RIFF wants me to write
about it since it was defeated by FLOODS. Satisfied? DARKNESS must not be a good
enough fighter to get in fair fights. It challenged HUMPTY DUMPTY. 9 is a big
difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought DARKNESS showed great skill
and promise when it subdued HUMPTY DUMPTY. All right, so I slept through it! Big
deal!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed
up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZIPPY THE SLUG 5288 16 11 0 98 OXY MORONS (537)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-REESIE 4227 14 5 0 110 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-FRENCHIE 3155 13 8 0 106 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-GRANDPA JACK 5311 9 1 1 106 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-CARL THE TOOTH 3156 18 13 1 104 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
FLOODS 5263 15 3 0 94 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEW RIFF 5252 7 2 1 87 227 BOURBON ST. (533)
SLEEPY JOE 5294 15 13 1 83 OXY MORONS (537)
DAN'S GHOST 5196 17 24 1 76 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
DOS JONES 5272 13 11 0 76 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
BOB 5296 11 4 1 67 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MILITANT PACIFIST 5290 13 13 0 66 OXY MORONS (537)
NEERLY STENN 5273 11 13 1 62 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLORIA 5298 8 7 2 51 DREAMS WORK (538)
SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 9 8 0 49 THE SHIRE (321)
THE HEDGE 5316 6 4 0 45 THE SHIRE (321)
DISEASE 5327 4 1 0 42 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
KEN 5297 7 8 0 41 DREAMS WORK (538)
DARKNESS 5330 5 0 0 34 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXPRESS MAIL 5323 5 5 0 33 OXY MORONS (537)
BOBO BOFFINS 5326 5 3 0 32 THE SHIRE (321)
BELLADONNA TOOK 5313 5 6 0 31 THE SHIRE (321)
-DELUGE 5332 3 1 0 30 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
LAME NINJA 5254 8 5 0 29 DEEP SHADOW (507)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWEET SORROW 5335 3 2 0 24 OXY MORONS (537)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROSIE COTTON 5328 2 4 1 22 THE SHIRE (321)
FROST BLADE 5277 2 3 0 11 DEEP SHADOW (507)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 1 1 0 10 DREAMS WORK (538)
-CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349 0 1 0 1 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TICKET 5346 2 2 0 BEYOND THE PALE 337 ROSIE COTTON 5328 977
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLOODS unbelievably bested NEW RIFF in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.
THE HEDGE savagely defeated KEN in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
DISEASE won victory over BELLADONNA TOOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
DARKNESS overpowered HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BOBO BOFFINS devastated FROST BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ZIPPY THE SLUG bested DOS JONES in a crowd pleasing 6 minute master's Title match.
DAN'S GHOST was handily defeated by SLEEPY JOE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BOB unbelievably bested MILITANT PACIFIST in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
NEERLY STENN vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GLORIA was defeated by SANCHO PROUDFOOT in a 2 minute match.
LAME NINJA was handily defeated by EXPRESS MAIL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROSIE COTTON savagely slew TICKET in a 2 minute bloody match.
SWEET SORROW handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 14 - 0 66 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 21 - 2 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 19 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 12 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 31 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 977 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY ZIPPY THE SLUG 5288 16 11 0 98 OXY MORONS (537)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK NEW RIFF 5252 7 2 1 87 227 BOURBON ST. (533)
AIMED BLOW SLEEPY JOE 5294 15 13 1 83 OXY MORONS (537)
SLASHING ATTACK DOS JONES 5272 13 11 0 76 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
BASHING ATTACK GLORIA 5298 8 7 2 51 DREAMS WORK (538)
WALL OF STEEL SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 9 8 0 49 THE SHIRE (321)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DAN'S GHOST 5196. The most popular warrior this
turn was NEW RIFF 5252. The ten other most popular fighters were DOS JONES 5272, THE
HEDGE 5316, ZIPPY THE SLUG 5288, HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, MILITANT PACIFIST 5290, DISEASE
5327, GLORIA 5298, SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255, ROSIE COTTON 5328, and FLOODS 5263.
The least popular fighter this week was LAME NINJA 5254. The other ten least popular
fighters were DAN'S GHOST 5196, FROST BLADE 5277, TICKET 5346, BOBO BOFFINS 5326,
DARKNESS 5330, BELLADONNA TOOK 5313, KEN 5297, SWEET SORROW 5335, EXPRESS MAIL 5323,
and NEERLY STENN 5273.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ZIPPY THE SLUG (40-5288) OXY MORONS (537)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SPUNKY (23-3638) IVO'S ARMY (293)
RUDY VOLEVOL (32-5851) DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
ROGUE ESKIMO (32-6950) FRIEND OR FOE? (365)
LOUIS CYPHRE (32-7573) DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
ROAD TRIP (45-5050) THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
SMUDGE (82-326) IRON CIRCLE (61)
METAL HEAD (82-4573) LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)
SELINA SKYRIVER (82-25332) WANDERERS (4055)
DIZZY (82-54125) CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)
CLICHY (84-35494) THIRSTY THUGS 1313 (6208)
LEPROSY (84-36154) THE AFFLICTED (6313)
ROBERT PAULSON 75 (84-47382) PROJECT MAYHEM 28 (8184)
CYMORIL FIBER (85-2327) ETERNAL HOWLIN (430)
HARSH GMO (85-18688) THIRSTY THUGS 170P (3427)
KRIKIT (85-40358) UNKNOWN LEGACY 42 (7366)
EXTREME TEAL (85-46601) TAMPA 19A (8502)
CLARK (85-51321) HELLO DARKNESS 16 (9356)
TOXIN (85-54664) ERR 26 (2621)
AVIAG (86-24310) LIZARD ARMY 3 (4457)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes