DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/13/2025 Duedate: 06/26/2025
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 981
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POSITION IS EMPTY
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY POSITION IS EMPTY
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
REESIE FRENCHIE
DIRTY DOZENS (333) DIRTY DOZENS (333)
(40-4227) [16-6-0,96] (40-3155) [16-8-0,120]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BEYOND THE PALE (337)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 60
2. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 22 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
3. FLOWERS OF EVIL (514) 19 Unchartered Team
4. THE SHIRE (321) 16
5. MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 15 SONS OF ARES (256)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 143 61 4 70.1 1/ 3 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 7 4 0
2/ 1 227 BOURBON ST. (533) 10 5 1 66.7 2/ 5 OXY MORONS (537) 6 8 1
3- 3*CRAZED HELLIONS (543) 2 1 0 66.7 3/ 2 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 5 4 0
4/ 4 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514) 12 8 1 60.0 4/ 1 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 5 4 0
5/ 5 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 78 61 2 56.1 5/ 8 DREAMS WORK (538) 5 7 0
6/ 6 DEEP SHADOW (507) 168 134 6 55.6 6/ 0 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 4 1 0
7/ 7 DREAMS WORK (538) 44 36 3 55.0 7/10 THE SHIRE (321) 4 5 0
8/ 0 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 64 56 2 53.3 8/ 4 DEEP SHADOW (507) 3 3 0
9/ 8 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1276 1471 36 46.5 9/11 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514) 2 1 0
10/ 9 OXY MORONS (537) 69 81 2 46.0 10/ 6 227 BOURBON ST. (533) 2 1 0
11/10 THE SHIRE (321) 78 113 4 40.8 11- 7*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 2 1 0
12/ 0 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 19 28 3 40.4 12- 9*CRAZED HELLIONS (543) 1 1 0
13-11*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 3 5 0 37.5 13/ 0 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in ZENSU since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts
to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Bein' on top is great while it
lasts, PANDORA'S BOX. But how many friends do you have now? Hmmmph! I always
thought DEEP SHADOW was an over-rated team and they proved it with a 1-1-0! Up 'n
down. Up 'n down. Rankings always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm gonna be...
Well, OXY MORONS' 2nd moved them up to 2-3-0 place. Some people say I ramble too
much, I don't say anything relevant. I repeat myself. I ramble. Well DREAMS WORK
moved up 3, to 5th. What's with SQUISH THE GERBIL? He actually beat DIRTY DOZENS'
REESIE, and walked away with 26 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at
FLOWERS OF EVIL while they watched APHELION VOID clobber FLOODS. It lost 10 points
and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Apparently ZENSU isn't filled
with as many gutless wonders as I thought. The Dreaded Duelmaster got 4 challenges
this turn! See how the Duelmaster Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's STONE GOLEM?
That sort of initiative is how it got where it is now. The crowds were amazed this
turn, as STONE GOLEM killed the Duelmaster, NEW RIFF, leaving 227 BOURBON ST. in
mourning. Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... ZENSU thinks OXY MORONS
and their 69-81-2 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give up... The bums
at DEEP SHADOW couldn't face the challenges from OXY MORONS! No excuse for that!
CHERUB OF JUSTICE of DIRTY DOZENS knows how to pick 'em. He challenged HUMPTY DUMPTY
of DREAMS WORK who is up by 19. Now was this a wise move? CHERUB OF JUSTICE perhaps
got his just desserts, seeing as he lost to HUMPTY DUMPTY and ended up with 6
recognition points.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Here's some advice: study your opponent, master many skills,
fight dirty.
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? Are
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRENCHIE 3155 16 8 0 120 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SQUISH THE GERBIL 3778 15 5 0 120 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
APHELION VOID 5085 9 4 1 106 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514)
BOB 5296 13 6 1 104 DREAMS WORK (538)
REESIE 4227 16 6 0 96 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
DAN'S GHOST 5196 20 25 1 94 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
NEERLY STENN 5273 14 14 1 91 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOODS 5263 17 5 0 89 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SLEEPY JOE 5294 15 17 1 82 OXY MORONS (537)
GRANDPA JACK 5311 10 3 1 74 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
HUMP THE CAMEL 3903 8 8 0 74 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
MILITANT PACIFIST 5290 14 16 0 72 OXY MORONS (537)
DOS JONES 5272 14 14 0 69 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-DELUGE 5332 6 1 0 68 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE HEDGE 5316 8 4 0 60 THE SHIRE (321)
GLORIA 5298 10 9 2 59 DREAMS WORK (538)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISEASE 5327 5 3 0 49 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
MY FIRST THREE 2478 7 7 1 47 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
LAME NINJA 5254 11 6 0 46 DEEP SHADOW (507)
KEN 5297 7 12 0 45 DREAMS WORK (538)
OUATE LE PHOQUE 3902 8 7 0 44 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
-DARKNESS 5330 7 0 0 43 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 9 9 0 42 THE SHIRE (321)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXPRESS MAIL 5323 7 7 0 41 OXY MORONS (537)
BASHFOOL 2568 4 3 1 37 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
ROSIE COTTON 5328 4 4 1 36 THE SHIRE (321)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 3 3 0 32 DREAMS WORK (538)
SWEET SORROW 5335 5 4 1 31 OXY MORONS (537)
FROST BLADE 5277 4 5 0 30 DEEP SHADOW (507)
-MCNERDJOY 5352 3 0 0 30 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
SQUASH THE SNAKE 4002 4 1 0 29 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
-THE SPAWN 5361 2 1 0 27 CRAZED HELLIONS (543)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELLADONNA TOOK 5313 5 8 0 23 THE SHIRE (321)
BOBO BOFFINS 5326 5 5 0 20 THE SHIRE (321)
SCARY 2544 1 2 0 19 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
TOUCH SOMEONE 2546 2 3 0 15 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
WANDA 5376 1 0 0 13 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
MOOR PALE 5373 1 1 0 7 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349 1 3 0 6 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
HONEST SALESMAN 5362 1 1 0 4 OXY MORONS (537)
FLUSH THE GOLDFISH 4165 0 1 0 1 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NEW RIFF 5252 10 3 1 227 BOURBON ST. 533 STONE GOLEM 981 NONE
TICKET 5346 2 2 0 BEYOND THE PALE 337 ROSIE COTTON 5328 977 NOT REVENGED
<HICCUP>!! 2644 0 1 0 MOON UNIT MUTANT 277 DARK CHAMPION 981 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NEW RIFF was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
<HICCUP>!! was killed by DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
APHELION VOID savagely defeated FLOODS in a 2 minute bloody master's Challenge duel.
GRANDPA JACK was defeated by NEERLY STENN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
THE HEDGE luckily beat DISEASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
BOBO BOFFINS was vanquished by SWEET SORROW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CHERUB OF JUSTICE was overpowered by HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
REESIE was defeated by SQUISH THE GERBIL in a 2 minute expert's melee.
BOB vanquished DOS JONES in a 3 minute uneven duel.
FRENCHIE defeated SLEEPY JOE in a popular 2 minute expert's duel.
MILITANT PACIFIST was defeated by HUMP THE CAMEL in a 2 minute expert's match.
DAN'S GHOST overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
MY FIRST THREE was luckily beaten by LAME NINJA in a 3 minute competition.
OUATE LE PHOQUE outlasted KEN in a tiring 17 minute master's match.
GLORIA viciously subdued FROST BLADE in a 2 minute gory conflict.
EXPRESS MAIL vanquished SCARY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BASHFOOL vanquished BELLADONNA TOOK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ROSIE COTTON devastated TOUCH SOMEONE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MOOR PALE defeated FLUSH THE GOLDFISH in a 4 minute novice's bout.
SQUASH THE SNAKE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
HONEST SALESMAN was overcome by WANDA in a 4 minute amateur's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 8 TOTAL PARRY 32 - 19 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 18 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 18 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 29 - 1 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 13 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 14 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 981 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 5 4 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 4 4 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK FRENCHIE 3155 16 8 0 120 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
TOTAL PARRY SQUISH THE GERBIL 3778 15 5 0 120 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
BASHING ATTACK APHELION VOID 5085 9 4 1 106 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514)
STRIKING ATTACK REESIE 4227 16 6 0 96 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HEDGE 5316 8 4 0 60 THE SHIRE (321)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is REESIE 4227. The most popular warrior this turn was
FRENCHIE 3155. The ten other most popular fighters were MY FIRST THREE 2478,
APHELION VOID 5085, MILITANT PACIFIST 5290, GLORIA 5298, REESIE 4227, SQUISH THE
GERBIL 3778, DAN'S GHOST 5196, MOOR PALE 5373, HONEST SALESMAN 5362, and THE HEDGE
5316.
The least popular fighter this week was KEN 5297. The other ten least popular
fighters were OUATE LE PHOQUE 3902, FLUSH THE GOLDFISH 4165, WANDA 5376, TOUCH
SOMEONE 2546, BELLADONNA TOOK 5313, SCARY 2544, CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349, BOBO BOFFINS
5326, GRANDPA JACK 5311, and FROST BLADE 5277.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
REESIE (40-4227) DIRTY DOZENS (333)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
NEW RIFF (40-5252) 227 BOURBON ST. (533)