DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/17/2026 Duedate: 03/02/2026
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM 41 TURN 996
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TWITTER BEEF
FURIOUS FOOD (485)
(41-5530) [10-2-0,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TWITTER BEEF TOOTHLESS COUGAR
FURIOUS FOOD (485) JOB HAZARDS (486)
(41-5530) [10-2-0,115] (41-5533) [2-0-0,30]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DUCT MAN TOOTHLESS COUGAR
CONSTRUCTION (186) JOB HAZARDS (486)
(41-2190) [12-12-0,91] (41-5533) [2-0-0,30]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEATH'S ARMY (392)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TREE OF WOE (484) 41
2. JOB HAZARDS (486) 15 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
3. CONSTRUCTION (186) 14 Unchartered Team
4. FURIOUS FOOD (485) 10
5. THE LOSERS (476) 10 JOB HAZARDS (486)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*JOB HAZARDS (486) 2 0 0 100. 1/ 2 DEATH'S ARMY (392) 8 5 1
2/ 2 FURIOUS FOOD (485) 25 13 1 65.8 2/ 1 NAWLINS RU2 (481) 5 4 0
3/ 4 NAWLINS RU2 (481) 132 79 5 62.6 3/ 6 PHILANTHROPISTS (409) 4 4 0
4/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (409) 29 18 0 61.7 4/ 7*JOB HAZARDS (486) 2 0 0
5/ 6 TREE OF WOE (484) 38 28 2 57.6 5/ 8 CONSTRUCTION (186) 2 1 0
6/ 7 CONSTRUCTION (186) 25 24 2 51.0 6/ 4 THE LOSERS (476) 2 1 0
7/ 8 KILLERS (42) 129 148 20 46.6 7/ 5 FURIOUS FOOD (485) 2 2 0
8/ 9 DEATH'S ARMY (392) 129 165 5 43.9 8/ 9 TREE OF WOE (484) 2 3 0
9/10 THE LOSERS (476) 108 146 9 42.5 9/11 KILLERS (42) 1 1 1
10-11*COLD COVEY (492) 4 7 1 36.4 10-12*COLD COVEY (492) 1 4 0
11/ 0 TEMERE (491) 9 25 0 26.5 11/ 0 TEMERE (491) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
While we at TEABAG prefer to let our actions do the talking, I'm Twitter Beef. I will
not be silenced!
Duct Man -- You might want to "construct" yourself some better armor. You need it.
Philanthropists -- Super impressed with OGLCU's training. I still hate him, but I'm
impressed with how much he was able to learn from me. Just wish he taught better.
Master Beru -- Kharadmon says hello, and he'll be seeing you soon. I'd have challenged
you myself, if only you were ranked higher. Wish I could say I hope to see you soon,
but Ghost Pepper is eager to get a shot at you. So we'll see.
-- Twitter Beef
Petty King
P.S. What the heck does "OGLCU" mean?
SPY REPORT
Hail KATI-TEI! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your
deeds. It seems the training can make the difference, as NAWLINS RU2 is pushed out
of top team by DEATH'S ARMY, who came from 2nd with a 2-2-0 this turn.
PHILANTHROPISTS stable has parlayed this turn's 2-2-0 into a 3 space move up the
rankings. This brings them up to 3rd place. Good work, guys! And let's see,
KAMBULJAN fought TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE and gained 20 points and contributed to TREE OF
WOE's 2-2-0. BROKEN BRAKE LINE has lost to DUCT MAN, falling 12 points, while
helping make DEATH'S ARMY a 2-2-0 turn. Defending his title for another turn,
TWITTER BEEF kept PHILANTHROPISTS' warrior, OGLCU, from claiming the throne. By the
way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The
Welcome Wench?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. I also notice that the KILLERS stable
was the most avoided team this turn. Come on KATI-TEI, what are you afraid of? And
guess who avoided KILLERS stable the most? Believe it or not, it was NAWLINS RU2.
Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was PHILANTHROPISTS' warrior
JASO. More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster! SAINTS of
NAWLINS RU2 had better have a good reason for challenging down 9 points in a
challenge which he lost. I thought SAINTS showed great skill and promise when he was
subdued by TOOTHLESS COUGAR. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Is it really true that KATI-TEI has
more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in KATI-TEI and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in KATI-TEI again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TWITTER BEEF 5530 10 2 0 115 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JASO 4570 11 4 0 104 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
OGLCU 4567 8 4 0 92 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
DUCT MAN 2190 12 12 0 91 CONSTRUCTION (186)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUSTMITE 5628 15 8 0 76 THE LOSERS (476)
GHOST PEPPER 5528 10 5 1 74 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
-VOODOO 5639 9 4 0 72 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEADLY DIADEM 5641 9 4 0 70 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607 12 9 0 69 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ZULA 5515 12 8 0 64 TREE OF WOE (484)
UNDEAD CAT WOMAN 5567 13 20 1 60 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
-FRENCH QTR. 5667 5 2 0 58 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
I DRANK WHAT?! 5645 8 4 0 56 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
TROLLEY 5623 10 7 0 54 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
SPLURG 4571 5 3 0 45 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
FIRE STING 5613 9 17 0 44 TEMERE (491)
SLURVE 4569 4 4 0 43 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOOTHLESS COUGAR 5533 2 0 0 30 JOB HAZARDS (486)
-IGLOO 5633 2 0 0 29 COLD COVEY (492)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAINTS 5670 4 2 1 23 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
-CRYPTO-COLLAPSE 5649 2 1 0 22 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
KAMBULJAN 5674 1 0 0 20 TREE OF WOE (484)
ALVARO 5581 1 0 0 11 TREE OF WOE (484)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
AOC 5676 0 1 0 KILLERS 42 BANDIT PRINCE 996 NONE
DA1 5675 0 1 0 TREE OF WOE 484 BLACK ORC 996 NONE
HYRKONION 5677 0 1 0 TREE OF WOE 484 DARK CHAMPION 996 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HYRKONION was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
AOC was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
GHOST PEPPER was devastated by JASO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TROLLEY subdued SPLURG in a unpopular 6 minute Challenge competition.
SAINTS was viciously subdued by TOOTHLESS COUGAR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TWITTER BEEF devastated OGLCU in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title competition.
DUCT MAN vanquished BROKEN BRAKE LINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DEADLY DIADEM vanquished RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
DUSTMITE overpowered UNDEAD CAT WOMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FIRE STING was viciously subdued by SLURVE in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
I DRANK WHAT?! demolished THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
KAMBULJAN demolished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ALVARO beat POLITE BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute amateur's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 0 - 0 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 18 - 7 - 0 72 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 6 - 1 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 18 - 1 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 4 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 9 - 2 36 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 996 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK TWITTER BEEF 5530 10 2 0 115 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
AIMED BLOW JASO 4570 11 4 0 104 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
LUNGING ATTACK OGLCU 4567 8 4 0 92 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE DEADLY DIADEM 5641 9 4 0 70 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
STRIKING ATTACK BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607 12 9 0 69 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
TOTAL PARRY TROLLEY 5623 10 7 0 54 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
WALL OF STEEL SPLURG 4571 5 3 0 45 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DUCT MAN 2190. The most popular warrior this turn
was TOOTHLESS COUGAR 5533. The ten other most popular fighters were ALVARO 5581,
JASO 4570, SLURVE 4569, TWITTER BEEF 5530, DEADLY DIADEM 5641, I DRANK WHAT?! 5645,
DUCT MAN 2190, DUSTMITE 5628, OGLCU 4567, and FIRE STING 5613.
The least popular fighter this week was TROLLEY 5623. The other ten least popular
fighters were UNDEAD CAT WOMAN 5567, BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607, SAINTS 5670, SPLURG
4571, GHOST PEPPER 5528, DA1 5675, AOC 5676, HYRKONION 5677, KAMBULJAN 5674, and FIRE
STING 5613.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
TWITTER BEEF (41-5530) FURIOUS FOOD (485)