DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/30/2026    Duedate: 07/27/2026

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM 47    TURN 498

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLACK ICE
SNOW FORT (819)
(47-9921) [16-7-0,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLACK ICE                      KRAZH
SNOW FORT (819)                FYRRIX EYRIX (900)
(47-9921) [16-7-0,122]         (47-11112) [2-0-2,50]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SNAPDRAGON                     YOXXI
DARQUE FORCES (396)            ERRATA! (760)
(47-10523) [16-24-0,81]        (47-10854) [7-7-1,79]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ROYAL FLUSH (48)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ROYAL FLUSH (48)              53 
2. OF WOLF & MAN (732)           44    LAND OF OZ (217)
3. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)           38    Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S MINIONS (813)         27 
5. BIRDS OF PREY (88)            22    FYRRIX EYRIX (900)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)         1119 747 38 60.0   1/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         12  3 0
 2/ 3 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         1185 996 62 54.3   2/ 2 OF WOLF & MAN (732)      11  2 0
 3/ 6 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       75  68  1 52.4   3/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  5 0
 4/ 4 CHEERS (659)             259 239 14 52.0   4/ 6 DARQUE FORCES (396)       9  6 0
 5/ 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)      576 538 34 51.7   5/ 5 SNOW FORT (819)           6  1 1
 6/ 7 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      385 367 18 51.2   6/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       6  5 1
 7/ 8 THE PURGE 209 (868)      169 165  7 50.6   7/ 8 CHEERS (659)              6  8 1
 8/ 9 PSY CORPS (867)          120 120  6 50.0   8/ 3 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    6  9 1
 9/10 ERRATA! (760)            122 124  3 49.6   9/15 BAD GAS (893)             5  8 0
10/11 BASH BROS PARK (766)     274 285 11 49.0  10- 7 WILD WEST (155)           4  4 0
11/12 SNOW FORT (819)          103 110  4 48.4  11/12 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       4 11 0
12-15 WILD WEST (155)           40  47  0 46.0  12/13 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     3  3 0
13/16 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    199 248  7 44.5  13/10 THE PURGE 209 (868)       3  5 0
14/14 METALBORN (890)           35  46  2 43.2  14/ 9 PSY CORPS (867)           3  6 1
15/17 BAD GAS (893)             56  76  5 42.4  15/11 WHITE WOLVES (832)        3 10 0
16/18 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     40  56  1 41.7  16/16 BIRDS OF PREY (88)        3 10 0
17/20 BIRDS OF PREY (88)        30  44  1 40.5  17/21*FYRRIX EYRIX (900)        2  4 2
18/19 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      166 253 12 39.6  18-18*BLOOD COVEN (157)         1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 FILTHY PICKLES (889)      28  44  2 38.9  19/20 ERRATA! (760)             1  2 0
20/21 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    73 120  9 37.8  20/19 METALBORN (890)           1  5 0
21/22 WHITE WOLVES (832)       186 366 10 33.7  21/22 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     1  7 0
22/24*FYRRIX EYRIX (900)         2   4  2 33.3  22/24 BASH BROS PARK (766)      0  2 0
23-23*BLOOD COVEN (157)          6  14  1 30.0  23/ 0 FILTHY PICKLES (889)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of NORTH FORK.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  The boys at LAND 
OF OZ left the arena dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by ROYAL FLUSH. 
Good show!  Those betting on BIG LAKE MAULERS lost their shirt, as BIG LAKE MAULERS 
lost their fighting abilities:  1-4-0.  What's a move up by 8 you ask?  (alright, 
maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to WEIRD ALCHEMY.  Good 
things come to those who fight well, as ROYAL FLUSH can attest, moving up by 3.  
Practice pays for STINK BUG, who pummelled STREET LEGAL, to pocket 20 points.  Win 
some, lose some.  Speaking of which, BLACK LOTUS was winsome, after beating KANSAS 
and seeing her lose 13 points.  The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as 
RAVEN faced NORTH FORK's Duelmaster.  What can be a greater victory?  RAVEN has taken 
his place as the top, as NORTH FORK's new Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in NORTH 
FORK is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in NORTH FORK avoid BIG LAKE MAULERS.  As a woman of good 
breeding scorns the "warriors" of LAND OF OZ, so did that sorry team shy from BIG 
LAKE MAULERS Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral 
hygiene?  Whatever it is, MINDWIPE is the most challenged warrior.  FATHER BARRY 
found itself challenged by a warrior 25 below:  VICINIUS.  VICINIUS of WHITE WOLVES 
kept his wits as he was defeated by FATHER BARRY.  Mismatched by 8 points, ARCHY 
BUNKER was beat by WAY UP HIGH.  Is this really worth noting?  I thought WAY UP HIGH 
showed great skill and promise when it beat ARCHY BUNKER.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Q:  What's a 
record like 9-6-0 get you?  A:  A free trip to the Dark Arena!  This week's winner:  
COINSHOT of METALBORN!  Citizens of NORTH FORK, be sure to settle your debts with 
BRUTE of METALBORN.  He's relocating to the Dark Arena and has other things on his 
mind!  HIGH ELF in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for KRAZH of FYRRIX EYRIX.  Maybe 
that certain serving girl(?) at The Welcome Wench will be!  Charity is unknown in 
NORTH FORK, and rightly so.  ROYAL FLUSH exacted their revenge against SNOW FORT.  
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A 
certain tavern in NORTH FORK would I avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling 
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Can anything compare to the 
pleasure of writing Spyreports for NORTH FORK?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK ICE 9921               16   7  0 122         SNOW FORT (819)           

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALKAVAR 10970                11   5  0 109         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 SOFT TEN 10562               21  16  1 105         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 POOT 10774                   14  13  1 105         BAD GAS (893)             
 HUGH 9291                    19  15  0 104         CHEERS (659)              
 QUEEN OF SHEBA 10672         15  10  0 102         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 GLOOM 10824                  13   6  0 101         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 ANGEL'S ENVY 10696           14  15  1  91         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FATHER BARRY 9294            17  18  2  90         CHEERS (659)              
-LISSELI 10950                10   5  0  89         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KING MIDAS 10823             16   3  1  86         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 FOX & ODEN 10713             12   9  0  85         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 DEMETRIUS 10203              18  28  0  82         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 SNAPDRAGON 10523             16  24  0  81         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 PROMETHEUS 10511             13  14  1  79         PSY CORPS (867)           
 YOXXI 10854                   7   7  1  79         ERRATA! (760)             
 IRON HEART 10814              8  13  2  74         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 BURNER 10771                 12  16  1  70         BAD GAS (893)             
 SENTRY 10725                 10   6  2  69         METALBORN (890)           

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ICE BREAKER 11033             7   5  2  66         SNOW FORT (819)           
 KERROM 7454                   9  11  1  64         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 HAMMERHEAD 11101              6   0  0  62         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 DASTARDLY 11030               5   5  0  60         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 BLOOD SLURPER 10746          14   9  0  59         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 VICINIUS 10699                9  16  1  57         WHITE WOLVES (832)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COLLEGE N.I.L. 10927          7  11  0  56         WILD WEST (155)           
 BUBBLER 11060                 5   1  0  55         BAD GAS (893)             
 ATTALUS 10509                11  19  0  52         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 MORBIUS 10508                 6  24  0  50         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 KRAZH 11112                   2   0  2  50         FYRRIX EYRIX (900)        
-I DENTIFIED AS... 10984      10   4  0  49         WILD WEST (155)           
 JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918        10   9  0  49         CHEERS (659)              
 JACK NICHOLSON 10992          7   7  0  47         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 ROCKIN ROBIN 11126            3   2  0  44         BIRDS OF PREY (88)        
 SKAZI 11051                   6   5  1  43         PSY CORPS (867)           
 BLACK LOTUS 11032             5   7  0  41         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 MARVIN ZEHM 10723             7   8  2  40         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 BRITTANICUS 10939             7  12  0  40         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
-PENNY STOCKS 10928           10   8  0  38         WILD WEST (155)           
 PROCOPIUS 10729               7  17  0  38         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARNIVAC 11083                5   3  0  31         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 BAR PATRON 11018              6   7  2  27         CHEERS (659)              
 WAY UP HIGH 11073             5   1  0  27         LAND OF OZ (217)          
-DARKWIND 1137                 2   3  0  27         BLOOD COVEN (157)         
 LICINIUS 11001                5   8  0  24         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OIL CAN 11100                 2   3  0  23         LAND OF OZ (217)          
-GERRY MANDERER 11057          4   5  0  22         WILD WEST (155)           
 KANSAS 11099                  2   2  0  20         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 STINK BUG 11161               1   0  0  20         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 RUSSELL MUSCLE 11143          2   1  0  19         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 ARCHY BUNKER 11098            3   4  0  18         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 SKULLCRUNCHER 11156           2   0  0  18         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 CLONEZONE 11163               1   0  0  16         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
-CARPET FROG 11068             2   2  0  15         BAD GAS (893)             
 WEIRDWOLF 11145               2   1  0  13         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 STUNTMAN MIKE 11127           3   2  0  11         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 ESTHER CLAVIN 11162           1   1  0  11         CHEERS (659)              
 MINDWIPE 11138                2   2  0   8         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 LIZIGATOR 11155               2   1  0   8         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 ACE INHIBITOR 11175           1   0  0   7         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 ALBATROSS 11140               0   3  0   3         BIRDS OF PREY (88)        
 TROUSER COUGH 11148           0   3  0   3         BAD GAS (893)             
 SPICULLUS 11133               0   2  0   2         WHITE WOLVES (832)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MERIDIUS 11153                0   2  0   2         WHITE WOLVES (832)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CLOSED 11177            0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   DARK CHAMPION          498 NONE
BIG HEAD 11176          0  1 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 BLACK ORC              498 NONE
THRUSH 1703             2  5 0 BIRDS OF PREY 88     BAR PATRON 11018       496  
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           KRAZH 11112            498 NONE
CYCLONE 11090           3  3 0 LAND OF OZ 217       SKAZI 11051            498  
BRUTE 10827             8  7 0 METALBORN 890        DARK CHAMPION          498 NONE
COINSHOT 10728          9  7 0 METALBORN 890        SPYMASTER              498 NONE
DA1 11178               0  1 0 METALBORN 890        BANDIT PRINCE          498 NONE
NICROBURST 11021        3  4 0 METALBORN 890        HIGH ELF               498 NONE
TENNIS ACE 10710        8 14 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       ICE BREAKER 11033      497 JUST REVENGED
DEAD 1 11166            0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  MISTRESS FANDETT       498 NONE
DEAD 2 11167            0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  BANDIT PRINCE          498 NONE
HANGER ON 11137         1  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  DARK CHAMPION          498 NONE
BLACK NIGHT 10849      12  6 0 THE PURGE 209 868    IRON HEART 10814       497  
DA1 11170               0  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    DARK CHAMPION          498 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hmmm. Been on a tear at 11-3 AFTER the Turf Wars. Couldn't handle the TW Pressure? -- 
Oz The All Exasperated

Master Darque, don't your "teachings" predicate not stomping on those less off than 
thee. A big mean aimer purposefully beating on a lowly one like me? Shame. -- Way Up 
High

Lizigator the Alligator, I thank you for the challenge. I like rolling gators. -- 
Cyclone

Rockin Robin, tweet, tweet! -- Hammerhead

Health. Humility. Honor. May all your balloon rides reach the correct locale. -- Oz 
The All Thankful

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COINSHOT was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRUTE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
NICROBURST was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
KRAZH dispatched HIGH ELF in a unpopular 12 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
HANGER ON was slain by DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA1 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEAD 2 was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
DEAD 1 was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
DA1 was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BIG HEAD was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
CLOSED was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
QUEEN OF SHEBA defeated ICE BREAKER in a 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
RAVEN narrowly defeated SHPONGLE in a exciting 5 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
CARISSIMUS was handily defeated by ALKAVAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SOFT TEN demolished DEMETRIUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
KING MIDAS luckily beat YOXXI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
MORBIUS was handily defeated by IRON HEART in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BLOOD SLURPER was devastated by SNAPDRAGON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
VICINIUS was overpowered by FATHER BARRY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HAMMERHEAD overpowered JOHN ALLEN HILL in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
WAY UP HIGH outlasted ARCHY BUNKER in a action packed 8 minute Challenge fight.
ROCKIN ROBIN subdued CARNIVAC in a 1 minute beginner vs. expert upset Challenge bout.
BAR PATRON was handily defeated by BRITTANICUS in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
CYCLONE was assassinated by SKAZI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RUSSELL MUSCLE savagely defeated MINDWIPE in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
ESTHER CLAVIN was narrowly defeated by LICINIUS in a 1 minute Challenge match.
GLOOM overcame FIZBAN in a action packed 1 minute bout.
POOT savagely defeated PROMETHEUS in a exciting 1 minute gory expert's competition.
HUGH narrowly defeated FOX & ODEN in a popular 3 minute expert's duel.
BLACK ICE overpowered BURNER in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
ANGEL'S ENVY defeated SENTRY in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
KERROM beat PROCOPIUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome veteran's fray.
ATTALUS was defeated by JACK NICHOLSON in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
MARVIN ZEHM was demolished by DASTARDLY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BUBBLER handily defeated OIL CAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KANSAS was demolished by BLACK LOTUS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WEIRDWOLF vanquished TROUSER COUGH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MERIDIUS lost to ACE INHIBITOR in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
LIZIGATOR subdued SPICULLUS in a 3 minute beginner's competition.
SKULLCRUNCHER overpowered ALBATROSS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STUNTMAN MIKE lost to CLONEZONE in a exciting 2 minute bloody amateur's duel.
STINK BUG vanquished STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         AIMED BLOW        58 -  46 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         TOTAL PARRY       76 -  71 -  2      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     50 -  52 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK    75 -  94 -  2      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         STRIKING ATTACK   65 -  84 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  24 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  59 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  60 -  3      37  |

Turn 498 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         6 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  7     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  9         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BLACK ICE 9921             16   7  0  122 SNOW FORT (819)
AIMED BLOW       ALKAVAR 10970              11   5  0  109 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
STRIKING ATTACK  POOT 10774                 14  13  1  105 BAD GAS (893)
LUNGING ATTACK   HUGH 9291                  19  15  0  104 CHEERS (659)
WALL OF STEEL    QUEEN OF SHEBA 10672       15  10  0  102 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TOTAL PARRY      KING MIDAS 10823           16   3  1   86 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FOX & ODEN 10713           12   9  0   85 2129 BOURBON ST (888)
SLASHING ATTACK  SKAZI 11051                 6   5  1   43 PSY CORPS (867)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SNAPDRAGON 10523.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was YOXXI 10854.  The ten other most popular fighters were HUGH 9291, ICE 
BREAKER 11033, SOFT TEN 10562, HAMMERHEAD 11101, ARCHY BUNKER 11098, POOT 10774, 
KERROM 7454, CLONEZONE 11163, SNAPDRAGON 10523, and KING MIDAS 10823.

The least popular fighter this week was KRAZH 11112.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WAY UP HIGH 11073, STUNTMAN MIKE 11127, ALBATROSS 11140, MERIDIUS 
11153, TROUSER COUGH 11148, KANSAS 11099, OIL CAN 11100, MARVIN ZEHM 10723, PROCOPIUS 
10729, and BURNER 10771.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BLACK ICE (47-9921) SNOW FORT (819)
ANGEL'S ENVY (47-10696) 2129 BOURBON ST (888)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

RAVEN (47-557) BIRDS OF PREY (88)
CARISSIMUS (47-10204) WHITE MAIMERS (873)
SHPONGLE (47-10510) PSY CORPS (867)