DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/17/2026 Duedate: 03/16/2026
FRATSFA ARENA
DM 52 TURN 474
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CABRON
THE BARRIO (464)
(52-4742) [12-1-1,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CABRON POSITION IS EMPTY
THE BARRIO (464)
(52-4742) [12-1-1,110]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DENTAL IMPLANT HURRICANE
OTTO'S PARTS (150) TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
(52-4601) [12-23-0,91] (52-4798) [5-1-1,52]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OTTO'S PARTS (150) 26
2. THE BARRIO (464) 18 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
3. IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 16 Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 2
5. TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463) -4 CHIA PESTS (344)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*COOKIES (426) 5 2 0 71.4 1/ 1 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463) 8 6 0
2/ 2 IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 452 338 27 57.2 2/ 2 IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 7 5 1
3/ 3 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463) 39 35 3 52.7 3/ 4 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 6 4 0
4/ 4 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 511 487 27 51.2 4/ 3 THE BARRIO (464) 5 4 0
5/ 5 THE BARRIO (464) 29 28 1 50.9 5- 6*COOKIES (426) 1 1 0
6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 329 465 3 41.4 6/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 0 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Practice pays for FATTY LIVER, who pummelled ICE UNICYCLE, to pocket 23
points. ICE UNICYCLE certainly had a baffled expression on its face, after losing to
FATTY LIVER and losing 19 points in the process! Well, Duelmaster BROTHER TUNGSTEN
Bloodfeuded TEABAG@NOLA 23.1's LUKE'S. Is a 18-2-0 good enough? Those who hoped for
a new Duelmaster were disappointed by LUKE'S, of TEABAG@NOLA 23.1, who despite a
13-3-1 couldn't overcome FRATSFA's Number 1. So who's the team that's been walking
into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from
the lion, so did the "warriors" in FRATSFA avoid COOKIES. The warriors of COOKIES
found their efforts at combat frustrated as OTTO'S PARTS apparently had more
important things to do than fight. Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and
DENTAL IMPLANT is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't OTTO'S PARTS proud!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Charity is unknown in FRATSFA, and rightly so. IRON CATHEDRAL exacted their
revenge against TEABAG@NOLA 23.1. Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for
thee.
All good things must come to an end. As the seasons change, and the creatures
of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Like a mixed
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid FRATSFA farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CABRON 4742 12 1 1 110 THE BARRIO (464)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LA CHINGADERA 4741 15 7 0 104 THE BARRIO (464)
DENTAL IMPLANT 4601 12 23 0 91 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FATTY LIVER 4651 13 16 0 90 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
LUKE'S 4770 13 3 1 86 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
PINCHED NERVE 4747 8 5 1 80 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
TWO HANDS 4529 10 45 1 76 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
ICE UNICYCLE 4734 16 10 1 75 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
OHIO JONES 4701 18 19 0 73 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SNICKERDOODLES 4124 5 1 0 61 COOKIES (426)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANGNAIL 4748 9 4 0 55 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
HURRICANE 4798 5 1 1 52 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
TARGET DUMMY 4702 7 29 0 50 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
COBALT SAINT 4795 5 4 0 37 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LAVEAU ROYALE 4797 3 0 0 26 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRONZE SAINT 4799 2 3 0 12 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
RELIQUARY 4801 1 2 1 12 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
VOODOO CHICKEN 4806 0 1 0 1 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
OATHBINDER 4794 4 2 1 IRON CATHEDRAL 159 LUKE'S 4770 471 JUST REVENGED
BANANAS FOSTER 4796 2 2 0 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 463 RELIQUARY 4801 472 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BROTHER TUNGSTEN devastated LUKE'S in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
CABRON handily defeated DENTAL IMPLANT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title match.
PINCHED NERVE viciously subdued OHIO JONES in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
HURRICANE subdued TARGET DUMMY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
LA CHINGADERA overpowered TWO HANDS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ICE UNICYCLE was overcome by FATTY LIVER in a 2 minute expert's fight.
COBALT SAINT was viciously subdued by HANGNAIL in a 4 minute gruesome duel.
LAVEAU ROYALE viciously subdued RELIQUARY in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
BRONZE SAINT unbelievably bested VOODOO CHICKEN in a 3 minute brutal novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 11 - 1 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 7 - 4 - 1 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 11 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 - 1 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 9 - 1 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 6 - 1 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
Turn 474 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK CABRON 4742 12 1 1 110 THE BARRIO (464)
LUNGING ATTACK LA CHINGADERA 4741 15 7 0 104 THE BARRIO (464)
PARRY-STRIKE LUKE'S 4770 13 3 1 86 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
WALL OF STEEL ICE UNICYCLE 4734 16 10 1 75 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
TOTAL PARRY HANGNAIL 4748 9 4 0 55 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
AIMED BLOW HURRICANE 4798 5 1 1 52 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DENTAL IMPLANT 4601. The most popular warrior this
turn was HURRICANE 4798. The ten other most popular fighters were PINCHED NERVE
4747, LA CHINGADERA 4741, COBALT SAINT 4795, LAVEAU ROYALE 4797, CABRON 4742,
HANGNAIL 4748, VOODOO CHICKEN 4806, TARGET DUMMY 4702, ICE UNICYCLE 4734, and FATTY
LIVER 4651.
The least popular fighter this week was RELIQUARY 4801. The other ten least popular
fighters were DENTAL IMPLANT 4601, BRONZE SAINT 4799, TWO HANDS 4529, OHIO JONES
4701, LUKE'S 4770, FATTY LIVER 4651, ICE UNICYCLE 4734, TARGET DUMMY 4702, VOODOO
CHICKEN 4806, and HANGNAIL 4748.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
LA CHINGADERA (52-4741) THE BARRIO (464)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BROTHER TUNGSTEN (52-4758) IRON CATHEDRAL (159)