DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/12/2026    Duedate: 06/08/2026

FRATSFA ARENA

DM 52    TURN 477

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PINCHED NERVE
OTTO'S PARTS (150)
(52-4747) [10-5-1,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PUMPKINHEAD                    MURRAY
OTTO'S PARTS (150)             KIWI CONNECTION (337)
(52-2451) [2-4-0,150]          (52-3341) [6-3-0,77]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DENTAL IMPLANT                 COBALT SAINT
OTTO'S PARTS (150)             IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
(52-4601) [13-24-0,100]        (52-4795) [6-6-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OTTO'S PARTS (150)            194
2. THE BLUES 52 (456)            17    IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
3. TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)        16    Unchartered Team
4. KIWI CONNECTION (337)         11 
5. IRON CATHEDRAL (159)          7     KIWI CONNECTION (337)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)     458 345 28 57.0   1/ 1 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)   10  5 2
 2/ 1*KIWI CONNECTION (337)     14  11  1 56.0   2/ 4 OTTO'S PARTS (150)        6  4 0
 3/ 3 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    49  40  5 55.1   3/ 2 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      6  7 1
 4/ 4 THE BARRIO (464)          32  29  1 52.5   4/ 5*KIWI CONNECTION (337)     4  6 0
 5/ 0 THE BLUES 52 (456)        26  24  0 52.0   5/ 3 THE BARRIO (464)          3  1 0
 6/ 5 OTTO'S PARTS (150)       517 491 27 51.3   6/ 0 THE BLUES 52 (456)        2  3 0
 7/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)       330 470  3 41.2   7/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)        1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Practice pays for DENTAL IMPLANT, who pummelled MURRAY, to pocket 14 
points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, DENTAL IMPLANT was winsome, after 
beating MURRAY and seeing him lose 11 points.  Now I can't insult PINCHED NERVE, as 
it has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay 
it on too thick) Word has it one team in FRATSFA is using psychics to predict wins.  
They lead a charmed life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys 
in KIWI CONNECTION are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, OTTO'S PARTS scurried away from KIWI 
CONNECTION.  Oh, the shame!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  
Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, OHIO JONES is the most challenged warrior.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  You've heard about 
TARGET DUMMY of MIDDLE WAY 8.  Death plays no favorites, and neither do I.  What was 
a 7-32-0 doing on the fields in the first place?  Justice was served as PUMPKINHEAD 
fought ICE UNICYCLE in bloodfeud.  Well done, OTTO'S PARTS!  Ask not a spymaster for 
counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious 
stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  Can anything 
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for FRATSFA?  On that giddy note I take 
my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINCHED NERVE 4747           10   5  1 113         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUMPKINHEAD 2451              2   4  0 150         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        
 DENTAL IMPLANT 4601          13  24  0 100         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        
 CABRON 4742                  14   2  1  91         THE BARRIO (464)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWO HANDS 4529               11  46  1  86         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        
 ICE UNICYCLE 4734            18  11  2  81         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    
 OHIO JONES 4701              19  21  0  78         MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)        
 MURRAY 3341                   6   3  0  77         KIWI CONNECTION (337)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAVEAU ROYALE 4797            6   0  0  66         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    
 LUKE'S 4770                  14   5  1  65         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    
 HURRICANE 4798                7   2  2  60         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    
 GLEN 3339                     5   1  1  57         KIWI CONNECTION (337)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARON BURTON 4703              7   4  0  52         THE BLUES 52 (456)        
 HANGNAIL 4748                10   5  0  46         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        
 BLIND WILLIE 4673             4   1  0  38         THE BLUES 52 (456)        
 KATHERINE HENDERSON 4715      5   1  0  37         THE BLUES 52 (456)        
 RELIQUARY 4801                4   2  1  35         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COBALT SAINT 4795             6   6  0  31         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      
 MISSISSIPPI JOHN HUR 4670     7   6  0  27         THE BLUES 52 (456)        
 VOODOO CHICKEN 4806           2   2  0  24         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE HAT JONES 4674         3   7  0  21         THE BLUES 52 (456)        
 BENTIEY 4182                  2   0  0  19         KIWI CONNECTION (337)     
 BRONZE SAINT 4799             3   5  1  15         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      
 PHYRRUS 4808                  1   1  0  12         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      
 EAVIA 4809                    0   2  0   2         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DOOR 4811               0  1 0 KIWI CONNECTION 337  FERN'S MASTER          477 NONE
WALL 4810               0  1 0 KIWI CONNECTION 337  ARENAMASTER LATH       477 NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TARGET DUMMY 4702       7 32 0 MIDDLE WAY 8 351     HURRICANE 4798         477  
FATTY LIVER 4651       13 17 0 OTTO'S PARTS 150     ICE UNICYCLE 4734      476 JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOOR was butchered by FERN'S MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WALL was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER LATHRON in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
PUMPKINHEAD demolished ICE UNICYCLE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
TWO HANDS viciously subdued OHIO JONES in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
DENTAL IMPLANT devastated MURRAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HURRICANE butchered TARGET DUMMY in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
LAVEAU ROYALE defeated GLEN in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
VOODOO CHICKEN won victory over PHYRRUS in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
CABRON was overpowered by PINCHED NERVE in a popular 1 minute uneven Title duel.
LUKE'S savagely defeated KATHERINE HENDERSON in a dull 19 minute gory match.
HANGNAIL defeated COBALT SAINT in a exciting 4 minute match.
ARON BURTON devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LITTLE HAT JONES was savagely defeated by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 9 minute match.
BLIND WILLIE handily defeated BRONZE SAINT in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
MISSISSIPPI JOHN HUR was savagely defeated by RELIQUARY in a 3 minute struggle.
BENTIEY overpowered EAVIA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  13 -  1      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  12 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        12 -   8 -  2      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  14 -  1      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  11 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  20 -  1      35  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 477 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         4  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  PINCHED NERVE 4747         10   5  1  113 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
WALL OF STEEL    ICE UNICYCLE 4734          18  11  2   81 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
AIMED BLOW       MURRAY 3341                 6   3  0   77 KIWI CONNECTION (337)
LUNGING ATTACK   LAVEAU ROYALE 4797          6   0  0   66 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
PARRY-STRIKE     LUKE'S 4770                14   5  1   65 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
TOTAL PARRY      HANGNAIL 4748              10   5  0   46 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
PARRY-LUNGE      RELIQUARY 4801              4   2  1   35 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DENTAL IMPLANT 4601.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was COBALT SAINT 4795.  The ten other most popular fighters were RELIQUARY 4801, 
PUMPKINHEAD 2451, TWO HANDS 4529, PINCHED NERVE 4747, BLIND WILLIE 4673, DENTAL 
IMPLANT 4601, LAVEAU ROYALE 4797, HANGNAIL 4748, BENTIEY 4182, and HURRICANE 4798.

The least popular fighter this week was KATHERINE HENDERSON 4715.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were LUKE'S 4770, LITTLE HAT JONES 4674, EAVIA 4809, 
MISSISSIPPI JOHN HUR 4670, BRONZE SAINT 4799, GLEN 3339, MURRAY 3341, WALL 4810, ARON 
BURTON 4703, and PHYRRUS 4808.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CABRON (52-4742) THE BARRIO (464)