DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/08/2026    Duedate: 05/21/2026

ARADI ARENA

DM 60    TURN 906

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANJA
FAR TRAVELERS (736)
(60-9805) [8-0-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANJA                           GREW SOME YUPPIE
FAR TRAVELERS (736)            PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)
(60-9805) [8-0-0,103]          (60-9880) [8-1-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SLEEPER CELL                   SNOWMAGGEDDON
TINFOIL MAFIA (738)            BLIZZARD WIZARDS (743)
(60-9856) [10-10-0,40]         (60-9907) [1-1-0,13]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TINFOIL MAFIA (738)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)       8  
2. FAR TRAVELERS (736)           7     WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)
3. WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)          3     Unchartered Team
4. TINFOIL MAFIA (738)           1  
5. RED DOG GANG (476)            1     PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*BLUE BOAR INN II (742)     5   2  0 71.4   1/ 1 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       7  8 0
 2/ 3 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)      20  10  0 66.7   2- 2*BLUE BOAR INN II (742)    5  0 0
 3/ 5*PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)    8   4  0 66.7   3/ 5 FAR TRAVELERS (736)       3  0 1
 4/ 4 FAR TRAVELERS (736)       15   8  2 65.2   4/ 6 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)      2  1 0
 5- 6 TEMERE NOMEN (734)        60  46  0 56.6   5- 4 TEMERE NOMEN (734)        2  2 0
 6/ 7 UNNAMEABLES (91)         543 468 32 53.7   6/ 3 UNNAMEABLES (91)          2  3 0
 7/ 8 TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       51  49  1 51.0   7/10*PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)   1  0 0
 8/ 1*BLIZZARD WIZARDS (743)     1   1  0 50.0   8/ 7*BLIZZARD WIZARDS (743)    1  1 0
 9/ 9 RED DOG GANG (476)       1036 1514 28 40.6   9/ 8 RED DOG GANG (476)        0  3 0
10-10 GOTHIC HORRORS (739)       4  19  0 17.4  10- 9 GOTHIC HORRORS (739)      0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

"Wake up, you fools! The signs are right there in the stands!"

Blix the Mad burst into the arena this morning wearing three onions around his neck, 
two boots of differing sizes, and what appears to be a curtain stolen from a traveling 
puppet theater. He climbed atop a water barrel outside of The Victory Tavern and 
pointed accusingly at every purple robe in sight before the city watch politely asked 
him to stop licking the statues again.

"PURPLE," he hissed, "is not a color. It is a CONDITION!"

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Now, dear fans of glorious Aradi, your humble correspondent, Blix the Mad, brings you 
the TRUTH THEY FEAR.  The purple-robed nobles who attend the arena? Vampires. Every 
single one of them. Think about it. Have you ever seen one eat the stew at The Victory 
Tavern? No. They merely swirl wine dramatically and stare at necks. Coincidence? HA! I 
once watched a purple-robed merchant applaud a decapitation without blinking. WITHOUT 
BLINKING! Normal people blink at least six and a half times during a decapitation.

And where do those "nobles" sit? In shaded boxes! Away from the sun! Why? Because 
sitting in the sun would reduce them to ash and unpaid gambling debts. You know who 
else wears purple robes? Tax collectors. Need I say more?  This turn only deepened my 
suspicions.

First, poor Calm Anemone marched into the Dark Arena and was slain by Stone Golem. It 
was our Duelmaster, but not really a title fight. However, a stone golem? Since when 
do rocks fight for free? Somebody paid that creature. Probably with blood in a jeweled 
goblet and an evil bwhahahaha laugh. I bet the goblet was purple, too!

Now, Anja from Far Travelers is our Duelmaster. Undefeated and newly crowned after 
smashing Badger like an overripe squash. Remarkable work from the traveler, but I note 
with concern that "Anja" sounds vaguely aristocratic. I'm watching her closely through 
mirrors. Vampires hate mirrors. The science proves it.

Paper Tigers 25.4 crept upward in the rankings thanks to Grew Some Yuppie crushing 
Sleeper Cell. Suspicious names all around. "Sleeper Cell?" That is exactly what a 
vampire coven would call one of their operatives! I know what you are saying, "But 
Blix, doesn't he work for you?" That doesn't matter! You can never be too careful 
where vampires are involved. Grew Some Yuppie sounds like the sort of thing said by an 
immortal landlord who owns seventeen castles and complains about garlic in pizza.

The Tinfoil Mafia remains the top team, which proves that someone around here 
understands the importance of proper cranial shielding. Their agents battling bravely 
against the nocturnal elite, though Mrs. Redacted suffered a rough defeat against 
Ruthless Jaywalker. I surmise that hypnotism was involved. Vampires love hypnotism 
almost as much as capes and real estate speculation. 

Elsewhere, Blizzard Wizards avoided Unnameables. Smart. Snow reflects sunlight, and 
sunlight is our greatest weapon against the purple menace. Coincidence? Impossible.

Now listen carefully, this next part can save your life. If you attend arena events, 
and you see someone in a purple robe, follow these steps. First, offer them garlic 
bread and observe if they recoil. Ask them to stand in direct sunlight for more than 
twelve minutes. Casually mention mirrors in your conversations with them. If they hiss 
and turn into bats, RUN!

Do NOT accept investment opportunities from them. Do NOT enter ancient crypts under 
their estates. And absolutely DO NOT let them sponsor youth fencing academies! Alarond 
the Scribe ended his report with the phrase, "Remember, blood on the purple robe does 
not change it from a purple robe." A warning? A confession? Or the desperate cry of a 
man who has seen too much? You decide.

Until next cycle, this is Blix the Mad, wrapping himself in seventeen layers of anti-
vampire cabbage leaves and sleeping upside down so the blood can't pool where THEY can 
smell it. 

                                        -- Blix the Mad

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANJA 9805                     8   0  0 103         FAR TRAVELERS (736)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAIN MISTRESS 9789           15   4  0  96         TEMERE NOMEN (734)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PADASHA 9821                  6   0  1  90         FAR TRAVELERS (736)       
 BADGER 9661                   9  58  0  85         RED DOG GANG (476)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREW SOME YUPPIE 9880         8   1  0  66         PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)   
 SHADOWLOOP 9860               9  11  0  58         TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGENT STATIC 9857            12   8  1  47         TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       
 WETWORK ZERO 9858            11   9  0  42         TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       
 SLEEPER CELL 9856            10  10  0  40         TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       
 MRS. REDACTED 9859            9  11  0  39         TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAN'S LAUGHTER 9862           5   3  1  21         UNNAMEABLES (91)          
-ALLAN 'A' DALE 9895           1   0  0  16         BLUE BOAR INN II (742)    
-MUCH MILLER'S SON 9898        1   0  0  15         BLUE BOAR INN II (742)    
-ROBIN HOOD 9901               1   0  0  15         BLUE BOAR INN II (742)    
-LITTLE JOHN 9902              1   0  0  15         BLUE BOAR INN II (742)    
 SNOWMAGGEDDON 9907            1   1  0  13         BLIZZARD WIZARDS (743)    
-FRIAR TUCK 9897               1   0  0   9         BLUE BOAR INN II (742)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LUPOSABRE 9790         13 16 0 TEMERE NOMEN 734     PADASHA 9821           905  
CALM ANEMONE 9706      12  7 2 UNNAMEABLES 91       STONE GOLEM            906 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CALM ANEMONE was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
SECRET RETRIBUTION demolished NOBLE ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
ANJA vanquished BADGER in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
GREW SOME YUPPIE overpowered SLEEPER CELL in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SHADOWLOOP devastated VISITING ORC in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
AGENT STATIC defeated VISITING ORC in a 1 minute bloody veteran vs. amateur struggle.
WETWORK ZERO was overpowered by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 4 minute uneven melee.
MRS. REDACTED was vanquished by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAN'S LAUGHTER unbelievably bested SNOWMAGGEDDON in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        22 -  15 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   7 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   9 -  0      31  |

Turn 906 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ANJA 9805                   8   0  0  103 FAR TRAVELERS (736)
TOTAL PARRY      GREW SOME YUPPIE 9880       8   1  0   66 PAPER TIGERS 25.4 (740)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPER CELL 9856.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SNOWMAGGEDDON 9907.  The ten other most popular fighters were GREW SOME 
YUPPIE 9880, SLEEPER CELL 9856, AGENT STATIC 9857, ANJA 9805, SHADOWLOOP 9860, BADGER 
9661, WETWORK ZERO 9858, MRS. REDACTED 9859, MAN'S LAUGHTER 9862, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MAN'S LAUGHTER 9862.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MRS. REDACTED 9859, WETWORK ZERO 9858, BADGER 9661, SHADOWLOOP 
9860, ANJA 9805, AGENT STATIC 9857, SLEEPER CELL 9856, GREW SOME YUPPIE 9880, 
SNOWMAGGEDDON 9907, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SECRET RETRIBUTION (60-9668) WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)
CALM ANEMONE (60-9706) UNNAMEABLES (91)