DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/29/2025    Duedate: 09/11/2025

ARADI ARENA

DM 60    TURN 888

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROYAL ASSASSIN
NEON ROYALTY (732)
(60-9722) [13-8-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

QUEEN TIFFIN                   PADASHA
NEON ROYALTY (732)             FAR TRAVELERS (736)
(60-9710) [17-10-1,117]        (60-9821) [2-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

TAKE CHARGE                    ARCTIC COLONY
13TH CIRCLE (131)              13TH CIRCLE (131)
(60-9636) [19-19-0,85]         (60-9851) [1-1-0,6]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TINFOIL MAFIA (738)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NEON ROYALTY (732)            47 
2. TINFOIL MAFIA (738)           45    WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)
3. WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)          19    Unchartered Team
4. UNNAMEABLES (91)              16 
5. FAR TRAVELERS (736)           14    TINFOIL MAFIA (738)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*TINFOIL MAFIA (738)        8   2  0 80.0   1/ 6*TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       8  2 0
 2/ 1 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)       9   3  0 75.0   2/ 3 NEON ROYALTY (732)        7  8 1
 3- 2*TEABAG@HOME 24.3 (735)     4   2  0 66.7   3/ 5 UNNAMEABLES (91)          6  3 2
 4/ 4 TEMERE NOMEN (734)        46  38  0 54.8   4/ 2 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)       6  9 0
 5- 5 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)196 167 14 54.0   5- 1 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) 4  0 0
 6/ 6 UNNAMEABLES (91)         528 455 31 53.7   6/ 4 TEMERE NOMEN (734)        4  1 0
 7/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS (594)     21  21  0 50.0   7/ 9*FAR TRAVELERS (736)       2  0 0
 8/10*FAR TRAVELERS (736)        5   5  1 50.0   8/10 WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)      2  1 0
 9/ 7 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)      163 169  3 49.1   9/ 7 13TH CIRCLE (131)         2  8 0
10/ 8 13TH CIRCLE (131)        386 407 17 48.7  10/ 0*OK, WE'RE HERE (287)      1  0 0
11/ 9 NEON ROYALTY (732)        62  68  1 47.7  11- 8*TEABAG@HOME 24.3 (735)    1  0 0
12/ 0*OK, WE'RE HERE (287)       8   9  0 47.1  12/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS (594)     1  3 0
13/11 RED DOG GANG (476)       1034 1496 28 40.9  13/11 RED DOG GANG (476)        0  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

I guess there really IS a lack of interest in Aradi these days. I mean, when I have to 
fight a stand-in to claim the throne, when none of the other top warriors can be 
bothered to show up on the sands, I can only assume that nobody cares. Well, I will 
take the benefits that come along with the Duelmaster's throne. It just means that I 
am that much closer to making it out of here, on my way to the Isle of the Eye.

Speaking of making it out of here, we Royals are in mourning over Lord Sunstone 
"making it out" of the arena. He's the fifth 17 Wit, 17 Will Aimed Blow that our Royal 
Patron, the Neon Necromancer, has had killed recently. (With zero D17 ABs actually 
reaching graduation.) Perhaps the next one...

May the gods guide your blows straight and true!

                                          -- Royal Assassin, your Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

The pigeons flew backward this week, which means someone tampered with the 
Duelmaster's throne again. Royal Assassin still occupies the position, but don't think 
for a second that there wasn't a secret, shadowy operation working behind the scenes. 
The crown is bugged with a magic listening spell, and the throne's legs are hollow 
with listening tubes. Somewhere under the sands, there is a secret tunnel that leads 
straight to the kitchen of The Victory Tavern. Deep breaths! Deep breaths! Okay, 
follow the blue ale kegs and you'll find the truth.

Speaking of truth, Queen Tiffin took her blood back from Chuck Meat, leaving him 
nothing but a chalk outline. Have you ever wondered how they create chalk outlines on 
sand? Coincidence? Hardly. I've been saying for years that the meat here isn't beef, 
and now look ? gone. Ask no questions at dinner!

The Tinfoil Mafia (yes, them, don't laugh) is the top team this week. They moved up 
the ranks rather quickly with a 5-0 turn. Too quickly, if you ask me. Newcomers never 
climb that fast unless they have handlers in the stands, dealing fight cards with 
coded messages. Their names are coded, too! Those aren't stage names, they're 
warnings! Is anyone listening? Stay awake or be erased!

Elsewhere on the sands, Calm Anemone was anything but calm, dismantling Dravender like 
a puzzle box. Atalan smacked down Badger, which tells me the dogs have been drugged 
again, their water bowls swapped under the moonlight. The Bunkhouse boys bled, but 
Rusty polished his record to a shine by clipping Prince Layoun. Rust never sleeps, and 
neither do the ever-watching eyes of this city's shadow groups. 

Oh, and the coward's game of avoidance? Neon Royalty was dodged more than anyone, 
mostly by Unnameables. Mark it! When a team avoids you that much, it's not fear, but 
coordination. The scribes call it strategy; I call it a clear case of collusion!

Remember, friends and foes: Do not walk in straight lines, do not breathe in rhythm, 
and never be predictable. The enemy cannot strike what it cannot foresee!

                                          -- Blix the Mad (or am I? Think about it!)

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROYAL ASSASSIN 9722          13   8  0 108         NEON ROYALTY (732)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN TIFFIN 9710            17  10  1 117         NEON ROYALTY (732)        
-BEERBARIAN 7361              16   3  2 114         INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) 
 CALM ANEMONE 9706             9   3  2 102         UNNAMEABLES (91)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ERIC GAGN'EH 7402            13   5  0 100         INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAKE CHARGE 9636             19  19  0  85         13TH CIRCLE (131)         
 THE IRON DUKE 9769            8   8  0  80         NEON ROYALTY (732)        
 DRAVENDER 7655                9   6  0  79         PHILANTHROPISTS (594)     
 ATALAN 7656                   9   8  0  79         PHILANTHROPISTS (594)     
 SECRET RETRIBUTION 9668       9   3  0  78         WRATHMEN 23-40 (728)      
-KEANU R'EHVES 8991           11   8  1  73         INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) 
 COLDY 9758                    9  14  1  70         THE BUNKHOUSE (595)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BADGER 9661                   8  41  0  65         RED DOG GANG (476)        
 CAROM 9724                   11  11  0  58         13TH CIRCLE (131)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUPOSABRE 9790                7  11  0  55         TEMERE NOMEN (734)        
 RUSTY 9848                    4   0  0  42         THE BUNKHOUSE (595)       
 PRINCE LAYOUN 9778           10  10  0  40         NEON ROYALTY (732)        
 BAD RED 9772                  6  16  0  34         RED DOG GANG (476)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KHAR IS MY HERO! 9776         4   2  0  33         TEABAG@HOME 24.3 (735)    
 PADASHA 9821                  2   0  0  33         FAR TRAVELERS (736)       
-THE BEER MILE 9152            4   2  0  30         INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) 
-PASSION AGGRESSION 9720       2   2  0  29         UNNAMEABLES (91)          
 SHADOWLOOP 9860               2   0  0  26         TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       
 BAG O' ICE 8713               4   0  0  25         OK, WE'RE HERE (287)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MRS. REDACTED 9859            2   0  0  16         TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       
 AGENT STATIC 9857             2   0  0  16         TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       
 WETWORK ZERO 9858             1   1  0  14         TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       
 SLEEPER CELL 9856             1   1  0  12         TINFOIL MAFIA (738)       
 DERS 9855                     2   1  0   9         THE BUNKHOUSE (595)       
 SUDSY 9836                    2   2  0   8         THE BUNKHOUSE (595)       
 ARCTIC COLONY 9851            1   1  0   6         13TH CIRCLE (131)         
 MARTH DAUL 9387               0   1  0   5         PHILANTHROPISTS (594)     
 AGGIE 9861                    0   2  0   2         THE BUNKHOUSE (595)       
 CASPEROO 9852                 0   2  0   2         13TH CIRCLE (131)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA 1 9850               0  2 0 13TH CIRCLE 131      SPYMASTER              888 NONE
DARK ROYAL 1 9863       0  1 0 NEON ROYALTY 732     MONSTER MANALGER       888 NONE
LORD SUNSTONE 9698     14 12 0 NEON ROYALTY 732     CHUCK MEAT 9766        887 JUST REVENGED
CHEWBASHA 9388          0  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 594  STONE GOLEM            888 NONE
BOMBS 9797              5  3 0 THE BUNKHOUSE 595    CALM ANEMONE 9706      886  
CHUCK MEAT 9766         5  2 1 UNNAMEABLES 91       QUEEN TIFFIN 9710      888  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA 1 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DARK ROYAL 1 was dispatched by MONSTER MANALGER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CHEWBASHA was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
QUEEN TIFFIN slaughtered CHUCK MEAT in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
ROYAL ASSASSIN overpowered TAKE CHARGE in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
TIGERIA devastated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
DRAVENDER was overpowered by CALM ANEMONE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BADGER was vanquished by ATALAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
COLDY slimly lost to SECRET RETRIBUTION in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
CAROM was overpowered by THE IRON DUKE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRINCE LAYOUN was viciously subdued by RUSTY in a 1 minute bout.
BAD RED was devastated by PADASHA in a 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
BAG O' ICE narrowly defeated DERS in a 3 minute gory brawl.
SUDSY overcame MARTH DAUL in a 4 minute novice's conflict.
ARCTIC COLONY was unbelievably bested by WETWORK ZERO in a 6 minute amateur's bout.
CASPEROO was handily defeated by SHADOWLOOP in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SLEEPER CELL devastated AGGIE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
AGENT STATIC overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MRS. REDACTED beat PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -   6 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -   5 -  1      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        43 -  40 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  25 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  10 -  0      23  |

Turn 888 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         6  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ROYAL ASSASSIN 9722        13   8  0  108 NEON ROYALTY (732)
LUNGING ATTACK   QUEEN TIFFIN 9710          17  10  1  117 NEON ROYALTY (732)
PARRY-STRIKE     CALM ANEMONE 9706           9   3  2  102 UNNAMEABLES (91)
STRIKING ATTACK  DRAVENDER 7655              9   6  0   79 PHILANTHROPISTS (594)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TAKE CHARGE 9636.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ARCTIC COLONY 9851.  The ten other most popular fighters were COLDY 9758, 
SECRET RETRIBUTION 9668, CALM ANEMONE 9706, BAG O' ICE 8713, DRAVENDER 7655, MRS. 
REDACTED 9859, QUEEN TIFFIN 9710, SHADOWLOOP 9860, ROYAL ASSASSIN 9722, and ATALAN 
7656.

The least popular fighter this week was SUDSY 9836.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were AGGIE 9861, CASPEROO 9852, WETWORK ZERO 9858, MARTH DAUL 9387, BAD RED 
9772, PRINCE LAYOUN 9778, CAROM 9724, BADGER 9661, TAKE CHARGE 9636, and CHUCK MEAT 
9766.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TIGERIA (60-9756) TEMERE NOMEN (734)