DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/14/2026 Duedate: 06/10/2026
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM 72 TURN 431
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ALL HUMANOIDS
BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
(72-10902) [21-12-1,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
VUDUIN APHRODITE VON BOO
FREELANCERS (576) ABC (1719)
(72-11945) [10-8-0,103] (72-12416) [13-2-0,157]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
ALL HUMANOIDS VUDUIN
BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473) FREELANCERS (576)
(72-10902) [21-12-1,109] (72-11945) [10-8-0,103]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FREELANCERS (576)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS TWITTER (1335) 44
2. BASH BROS BRICK (1727) 37 FREELANCERS (576)
3. ABC (1719) 16 Unchartered Team
4. BB SOCCER (1684) 15
5. REAL PEOPLE (1717) 14 BASH BROS SLEEP (1162)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BASH BROS SLEEP (1162) 5 0 0 100. 1/ 1 FREELANCERS (576) 8 7 1
2/ 0*BASH BROS BRICK (1727) 2 0 0 100. 2/ 2*BASH BROS STAR TRE (1473) 5 4 0
3/ 0*BASH BROS SHAVE (1003) 1 0 0 100. 3/ 5*BASH BROS HURRICAN (1743) 3 0 0
4/ 0*BASH BROS NEWSPAPE (1502) 1 0 0 100. 4/ 3*MEAN MACHINES (1838) 3 0 0
5/ 0*ON TAP 10 (1530) 1 0 0 100. 5/ 7*BASH BROS SLEEP (1162) 3 0 0
6/ 4*MEAN MACHINES (1838) 6 1 0 85.7 6/ 0*BASH BROS TWITTER (1335) 3 0 0
7/ 5*BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607) 5 1 0 83.3 7/ 6*ABC (1719) 3 0 0
8/ 7*ABC (1719) 4 1 0 80.0 8/ 8*BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607) 3 0 0
9- 6*PANDEMONIUM (1847) 11 3 0 78.6 9/11*BB SOCCER (1684) 3 3 0
10- 8*BASH BROS CANDY (806) 3 1 0 75.0 10/ 4*BASH BROS CLOTHES (1762) 3 4 0
11/12*BASH BROS HURRICAN (1743) 5 2 0 71.4 11/12*ON TAP 3 (1523) 3 4 0
12/ 0*BASH BROS TWITTER (1335) 12 6 0 66.7 12/ 0*BASH BROS BRICK (1727) 2 0 0
13-10*BB MOUSE (1655) 6 3 1 66.7 13/ 9*ON TAP 2 (1522) 2 3 1
14-13*DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 11 6 0 64.7 14/ 0*BASH BROS SHAVE (1003) 1 0 0
15/ 9*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418) 9 5 0 64.3 15/ 0*BASH BROS NEWSPAPE (1502) 1 0 0
16-14*BASH BRO LEAVES (1447) 9 6 0 60.0 16/ 0*ON TAP 10 (1530) 1 0 0
17/22*REAL PEOPLE (1717) 3 2 1 60.0 17/21*REAL PEOPLE (1717) 1 1 0
18/11*ON TAP 2 (1522) 4 3 1 57.1 18/15*EAT THIS! (1244) 1 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-17*BASH BORS DUDES (1404) 7 6 1 53.8 19-10*BASH BROS TRUMP (1464) 1 1 0
20/16*BASH BROS CLOTHES (1762) 7 6 0 53.8 20/17*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418) 0 5 0
21/15*BASH BROS STAR TRE (1473) 8 7 0 53.3 21/18*BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 0 3 0
22-19*FOOLED YOU (1635) 11 11 1 50.0 22-19*IRON LEGION (1839) 0 1 0
23/20*BB SOCCER (1684) 5 5 0 50.0 23/ 0*SIERRA NEVADA 2 (1618) 0 1 0
24-21*BASH BROS TRUMP (1464) 3 3 0 50.0 24/14*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 0 1 0
25/ 3*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 1 1 0 50.0 25-16*BASH BROS CANDY (806) 0 1 0
26/ 2*EAT THIS! (1244) 1 1 0 50.0 27-13*PANDEMONIUM (1847) 0 0 0
27/18 FREELANCERS (576) 156 157 12 49.8 29-32*BASH BORS DUDES (1404) 0 0 0
28/24*BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 10 12 1 45.5 30-26*BASH BRO LEAVES (1447) 0 0 0
29/26*ON TAP 3 (1523) 4 7 0 36.4 31-27*BASH BROS RIDESHAR (1568) 0 0 0
30-25*CHAMPIONS IV (1641) 6 12 1 33.3 32-25*BASH BROS SLASHER (1232) 0 0 0
31-27*BASH BROS SLASHER (1232) 2 4 0 33.3 33-29*FOOLED YOU (1635) 0 0 0
32-28*PLATINUM HORDE (1718) 15 32 0 31.9 34-30*CHAMPIONS IV (1641) 0 0 0
33-29*BASH BROS RIDESHAR (1568) 5 14 2 26.3 35-31*BB MOUSE (1655) 0 0 0
34-30*IRON LEGION (1839) 0 1 0 0.0 36-28*DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 0 0 0
35/ 0*SIERRA NEVADA 2 (1618) 0 1 0 0.0 37-33*PLATINUM HORDE (1718) 0 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! What's a move up by 4 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause
for celebration, according to REAL PEOPLE. BASH BROS BRICK had cause to celebrate,
after HAND MADE got 20 points by beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE. OTT SOUNDS certainly had
a baffled expression on his face, after losing to KUNG-FU MASTER and losing 12 points
in the process! What can be a greater victory? ALL HUMANOIDS has taken his place as
the top, as DRAGONHEAD's new Duelmaster. So who's the team that's been walking into
taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Perhaps the warriors of FREELANCERS should take
up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... The warriors of FREELANCERS
found their efforts at combat frustrated as MEAN MACHINES apparently had more
important things to do than fight. Take heed DRAGONHEAD, of the unprincipled action
of APHRODITE VON BOO. By challenging WRINKLED, 38 points below her, APHRODITE VON
BOO besmirches the noble art of dueling. APHRODITE VON BOO beat WRINKLED. The whole
thing leaves a bitter memory.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the
arena. A certain tavern in DRAGONHEAD would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards
fat! DRAGONHEAD, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The
Welcome Wench. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALL HUMANOIDS 10902 21 12 1 109 BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PUNKA 9396 4 0 0 174 EAT THIS! (1244)
APHRODITE VON BOO 12416 13 2 0 157 ABC (1719)
VEVUZELA 12232 14 2 1 114 BB SOCCER (1684)
SLIPPERY 12462 19 6 1 109 BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607)
WRINKLED 12667 23 15 0 104 BASH BROS CLOTHES I (1762)
WIND 12562 15 1 0 103 BASH BROS HURRICANE (1743)
VUDUIN 11945 10 8 0 103 FREELANCERS (576)
FADED 12662 16 4 0 98 BASH BROS CLOTHES I (1762)
BUILD THE DAM 11238 9 2 0 93 ON TAP 3 (1523)
BEYOND SLOW 7771 23 22 0 91 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DULL BLADE 7958 10 2 0 80 BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INSOMNIA 8935 14 2 0 76 BASH BROS SLEEP (1162)
OTT SOUNDS 10898 18 15 1 74 BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
VULCAN FEELINGS 10901 20 13 0 73 BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
PAM ANDERSON 10620 10 15 0 73 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLIRONG 13046 7 2 0 56 FREELANCERS (576)
JELLY ROLL 12407 4 0 0 48 REAL PEOPLE (1717)
BURNOUT JOHNSON 13086 6 1 0 42 MEAN MACHINES (1838)
DRUNK FUN 12236 7 9 0 38 BB SOCCER (1684)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KELP 11626 4 5 1 33 FREELANCERS (576)
BUNKER BUSTER 11240 4 11 0 32 ON TAP 3 (1523)
WILD ROSE 11274 3 2 0 32 ON TAP 10 (1530)
INK 11144 3 0 0 32 BASH BROS NEWSPAPER (1502)
BELUDA 13075 3 3 0 28 FREELANCERS (576)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAND MADE 12477 1 0 0 20 BASH BROS BRICK (1727)
RETWEETER 10135 1 0 0 19 BASH BROS TWITTER (1335)
SHORT 11014 2 2 0 17 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
MONO CHROME 12478 1 0 0 17 BASH BROS BRICK (1727)
CHUZOL 13077 4 2 0 15 FREELANCERS (576)
#EVERYTHING 10131 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS TWITTER (1335)
ADS 10133 1 0 0 10 BASH BROS TWITTER (1335)
-IRONICUS 13091 0 1 0 7 IRON LEGION (1839)
RUTHLESS RYE 13068 0 1 0 7 SIERRA NEVADA 2 (1618)
KNUCKLES 13076 0 1 0 7 EAT THIS! (1244)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
APHRODITE VON BOO devastated WRINKLED in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ELECTRIC WIT was luckily beaten by ALL HUMANOIDS in a 2 minute veteran's Title melee.
VEVUZELA overpowered BUILD THE DAM in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VUDUIN viciously subdued BEYOND SLOW in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
WIND viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 4 minute gory brawl.
FADED devastated PAM ANDERSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SLIPPERY overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
DULL BLADE vanquished GOLIRONG in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
OTT SOUNDS was viciously subdued by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
VULCAN FEELINGS was savagely defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
INSOMNIA overcame M. CHARDINEE in a 4 minute contest.
KELP was outlasted by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a unpopular 10 minute gory match.
BURNOUT JOHNSON overcame DRUNK FUN in a 2 minute conflict.
JELLY ROLL overpowered BELUDA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHORT was bested by BUNKER BUSTER in a 2 minute beginner vs. veteran duel.
WILD ROSE devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHUZOL was subdued by INK in a exciting 4 minute bout.
HAND MADE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MONO CHROME devastated KNUCKLES in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
RUTHLESS RYE was overpowered by ADS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RETWEETER overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fray.
#EVERYTHING handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 8 - 2 84 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 17 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 BASHING ATTACK 49 - 33 - 2 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 36 - 25 - 1 59 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 17 - 1 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 13 - 1 19 |
Turn 431 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK ALL HUMANOIDS 10902 21 12 1 109 BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
PARRY-RIPOSTE APHRODITE VON BOO 12416 13 2 0 157 ABC (1719)
WALL OF STEEL VEVUZELA 12232 14 2 1 114 BB SOCCER (1684)
TOTAL PARRY WRINKLED 12667 23 15 0 104 BASH BROS CLOTHES II (1762)
LUNGING ATTACK VUDUIN 11945 10 8 0 103 FREELANCERS (576)
AIMED BLOW FADED 12662 16 4 0 98 BASH BROS CLOTHES II (1762)
PARRY-LUNGE BEYOND SLOW 7771 23 22 0 91 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ALL HUMANOIDS 10902. The most popular warrior this
turn was VUDUIN 11945. The ten other most popular fighters were WIND 12562, BUNKER
BUSTER 11240, INK 11144, ALL HUMANOIDS 10902, SLIPPERY 12462, DULL BLADE 7958,
BURNOUT JOHNSON 13086, APHRODITE VON BOO 12416, FADED 12662, and VULCAN FEELINGS
10901.
The least popular fighter this week was KELP 11626. The other ten least popular
fighters were KNUCKLES 13076, BELUDA 13075, BUILD THE DAM 11238, RUTHLESS RYE 13068,
CHUZOL 13077, DRUNK FUN 12236, INSOMNIA 8935, GOLIRONG 13046, BEYOND SLOW 7771, and
WRINKLED 12667.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ELECTRIC WIT (72-11234) ON TAP 2