DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/23/2026 Duedate: 04/04/2026
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 688
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ANGRY
DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)
(82-58284) [13-9-0,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ANGRY CAFFEINE FIEND
DON'T MAKE SANDY (133) STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340)
(82-58284) [13-9-0,118] (82-38183) [2-0-0,33]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
STORM SHADOW HAVARTI
BIG STRONG MEN (42) CHEESE (8021)
(82-58409) [13-4-0,91] (82-58597) [10-6-1,97]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEADWOOD (8023)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEADWOOD (8023) 32
2. STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340) 16 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)
3. DON'T MAKE SANDY (133) 15 Unchartered Team
4. YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022) 14
5. ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279) 13 STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340) 2 0 0 100. 1/ 1 DEADWOOD (8023) 6 2 0
2/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279) 4 1 0 80.0 2- 2 CITY OF BONES (447) 4 1 0
3/ 2 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925) 22 15 0 59.5 3/ 3 BIG STRONG MEN (42) 4 8 0
4/ 4 DEADWOOD (8023) 54 39 1 58.1 4/ 8 DON'T MAKE SANDY (133) 3 0 0
5/ 8 YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022) 17 15 0 53.1 5/ 6 YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022) 3 1 0
6- 6 STONED ROOKIES 3 (7774) 24 22 2 52.2 6- 4 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424) 3 2 1
7/ 5 THE BIZZLE (8741) 54 50 5 51.9 7/15 CHEESE (8021) 2 0 0
8- 7 CITY OF BONES (447) 53 50 1 51.5 8/12*STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340) 2 0 0
9/ 9 BIG STRONG MEN (42) 165 177 14 48.2 9- 5*CREATE (127) 2 0 0
10/10 CHEESE (8021) 16 18 2 47.1 10/16*IROQUOIS (153) 2 1 1
11-11 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424) 91 111 4 45.0 11/10 PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493) 2 4 0
12-12*CREATE (127) 4 5 0 44.4 12- 7 STONED ROOKIES 3 (7774) 1 0 0
13-13 THE QUAM SQUAD (627) 21 27 1 43.7 13/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279) 1 0 0
14/15 DON'T MAKE SANDY (133) 13 18 0 41.9 14-11 PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328) 1 0 0
15-16 EASTERN HORDE 5 (2613) 7 11 0 38.9 15-14 THE QUAM SQUAD (627) 1 0 0
16-17 THE BARD'S OWN (444) 24 40 1 37.5 16/ 9 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925) 1 2 0
17/14*HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088) 3 5 0 37.5 17/18*HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088) 1 2 0
18-18 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496) 7 12 0 36.8 18/19*HOUSE TSALOKHIN B (2092) 1 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20 ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792) 23 43 0 34.8 19/20 WAR TREK (45) 1 4 0
20/19 PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493) 8 15 0 34.8 20-21*EASTERN HORDE 3 (8848) 0 5 0
21/22 WAR TREK (45) 55 113 3 32.7 21-22*EASTERN HORDE 8 (8849) 0 5 0
22-23 EASTERN HORDE 9 (8850) 5 11 0 31.2 22-23*EPITAPH 006 (9153) 0 5 0
23-24 PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328) 7 17 0 29.2 23-24*EASTERN HORDE 7 (2609) 0 5 0
24/31*IROQUOIS (153) 2 6 1 25.0 24-25*DEATH HORDE VIII (755) 0 5 0
25-25*HACK (9155) 1 3 0 25.0 25-26*EPITAPH 001 (9149) 0 4 0
26-26*EPITAPH 001 (9149) 2 7 1 22.2 26-27*EPITAPH 004 (9151) 0 4 0
27-28*DEATH HORDE VII (754) 3 12 0 20.0 27-28*EPITAPH 007 (9154) 0 4 0
28-30*DARKNESS FALLS 3 (2285) 1 5 1 16.7 28-29 EASTERN HORDE 5 (2613) 0 4 0
29/29*HOUSE TSALOKHIN B (2092) 1 5 0 16.7 29-30*EASTERN HORDE 6 (2610) 0 4 0
30-32*DYNASTY WARRIORS 5 (8846) 1 18 0 5.3 30-31*DARKNESS FALLS 3 (2285) 0 4 0
31-33*DEATH HORDE VIII (755) 0 14 0 0.0 31-32 THE BARD'S OWN (444) 0 4 0
32-34*DEATH HORDE X (757) 0 12 0 0.0 32-33*HACK (9155) 0 3 0
33-37*EPITAPH 006 (9153) 0 5 0 0.0 33/17 THE BIZZLE (8741) 0 3 0
34-35*EASTERN HORDE 3 (8848) 0 5 0 0.0 34-34 EASTERN HORDE 9 (8850) 0 3 0
35-36*EASTERN HORDE 8 (8849) 0 5 0 0.0 35-35*EPITAPH 002 (9148) 0 3 0
36-38*EASTERN HORDE 7 (2609) 0 5 0 0.0 36-36*EPITAPH 005 (9152) 0 3 0
37-39*EASTERN HORDE 6 (2610) 0 5 0 0.0 37/40 ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792) 0 3 0
38-40*EPITAPH 004 (9151) 0 4 0 0.0 38-37 ANGELS REBORN (1746) 0 3 0
39-41*EPITAPH 007 (9154) 0 4 0 0.0 39-38*DEATH HORDE X (757) 0 3 0
40-42*EPITAPH 002 (9148) 0 3 0 0.0 40-39*EPITAPH 003 (9150) 0 2 0
41-43*EPITAPH 005 (9152) 0 3 0 0.0 41-41 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496) 0 2 0
42-44 ANGELS REBORN (1746) 0 3 0 0.0 42-42*DYNASTY WARRIORS 5 (8846) 0 1 0
43-45*EPITAPH 003 (9150) 0 2 0 0.0 43-45*DEATH HORDE VII (754) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, DWES EG? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Why not, I'm having a good day, so I
feel sorry for THE BIZZLE, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 16 into 33rd. Here's my pity,
for what it's worth. CHEESE turned their 1-0-0 turn into a 7th place rank in the
listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course,
we're all terribly impressed to see CAFFEINE FIEND win a fight and gain 16 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, A.W. MERRICK beat STORM TITAN and STORM TITAN lost 13 points.
You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as MOSE MANUEL
takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh.
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys
win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? CITY OF BONES was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like HOUSE TSALOKHIN F avoided them the
most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, ELECTRIO OPEN was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch
that ego swell, sports fans.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for DWES EG's
morgue. More variety. Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next guy, but
hey WAR TREK, whyja send RAZOR MASTER to the Dark Arena, look at his record, huh?
Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds
of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must
leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANGRY 58284 13 9 0 118 DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAN TROPEZ 52943 22 15 0 99 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAVARTI 58597 10 6 1 97 CHEESE (8021)
STORM SHADOW 58409 13 4 0 91 BIG STRONG MEN (42)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RANDOM HENCHMAN 48095 10 8 0 89 YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)
HYDRO ON THE D-LO 51900 15 10 2 85 THE BIZZLE (8741)
-JEREMY IRONS 3116 19 26 1 84 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)
-SHAKE YOUR HEADS 38122 5 7 0 77 PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)
-SCREWDRIVER 58571 12 17 1 71 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)
-JELLYBONE 58565 11 5 0 68 CITY OF BONES (447)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MR. GREENJEANS 58505 11 14 0 66 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)
STORM TITAN 58728 11 16 2 65 BIG STRONG MEN (42)
-FLAG BEARER 58582 14 11 0 60 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)
-YAZZIE 16455 3 5 0 57 PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LACED MUTTON 57942 8 7 0 53 THE BARD'S OWN (444)
-FRESHMAN TEE 58804 7 3 1 51 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)
-SWEET VIRGINIA 58789 5 0 0 45 STONED ROOKIES 3 (7774)
-SHADOW 16453 4 4 0 42 PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493)
-PREENING CACKLER 57874 5 4 0 39 THE BARD'S OWN (444)
-IVORY ORACLE 58634 8 8 0 38 CITY OF BONES (447)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-QUAMBY 58344 5 1 1 33 THE QUAM SQUAD (627)
CAFFEINE FIEND 38183 2 0 0 33 STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340)
ELECTRIO OPEN 58298 3 5 0 30 ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792)
-MARS 57666 4 0 0 28 CREATE (127)
-OGRE ELF 58896 2 2 0 26 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496)
-BAG-O-GUTS 58583 4 1 0 24 THE BARD'S OWN (444)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLYING EAGLE 58677 2 1 1 22 IROQUOIS (153)
RASKEL MINDSPASM 58929 2 3 0 22 HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088)
-GUAN YU 57506 1 2 0 17 DYNASTY WARRIORS 5 (8846)
ROADIE 58459 1 0 0 13 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)
-TALLY WAG 58516 2 3 0 9 THE BARD'S OWN (444)
-ELF TROLL 58898 1 3 0 6 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496)
GENTLE GENTLEMAN 58900 1 3 0 6 PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA1 58952 0 1 0 BIG STRONG MEN 42 DARK CHAMPION 688 NONE
DA2 58953 0 1 0 BIG STRONG MEN 42 STONE GOLEM 688 NONE
DEKHAT LUGAN 14082 1 4 0 HOUSE TSALOKHIN 2092 FLYING EAGLE 58677 688
BODY BAG 1 58955 0 1 0 WAR TREK 45 BLACK ORC 688 NONE
RAZOR MASTER 58818 5 3 0 WAR TREK 45 ARENAMASTER 688 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RAZOR MASTER was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BODY BAG 1 was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA2 was savagely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was barely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a popular 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DEKHAT LUGAN was narrowly killed by FLYING EAGLE in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
CAFFEINE FIEND overpowered ELECTRIO OPEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
SAN TROPEZ was unbelievably bested by MOSE MANUEL in a 24 minute competition.
HAVARTI viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
STORM SHADOW was vanquished by ANGRY in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
BULLOCK overpowered HYDRO ON THE D-LO in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
A.W. MERRICK overpowered STORM TITAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RANDOM HENCHMAN devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BOROMIR demolished RASKEL MINDSPASM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GENTLE GENTLEMAN was overpowered by ROADIE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 1 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 16 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 45 - 1 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 27 - 37 - 0 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 48 - 1 39 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 34 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 23 - 2 28 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 17 - 0 26 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 12 - 0 14 |
Turn 688 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 6 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ANGRY -7252 13 9 0 118 DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)
TOTAL PARRY SAN TROPEZ -12593 22 15 0 99 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)
BASHING ATTACK HAVARTI -6939 10 6 1 97 CHEESE (8021)
LUNGING ATTACK STORM SHADOW -7127 13 4 0 91 BIG STRONG MEN (42)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is STORM SHADOW -7127. The most popular warrior this
turn was DEKHAT LUGAN 14082. The ten other most popular fighters were HAVARTI -6939,
BULLOCK -17807, DA1 -6584, DA2 -6583, CAFFEINE FIEND -27353, ANGRY -7252, STORM TITAN
-6808, RANDOM HENCHMAN -17441, BOROMIR -6729, and ROADIE -7077.
The least popular fighter this week was SAN TROPEZ -12593. The other ten least
popular fighters were MOSE MANUEL -17724, HYDRO ON THE D-LO -13636, STORM SHADOW
-7127, ELECTRIO OPEN -7238, BODY BAG 1 -6581, RAZOR MASTER -6718, GENTLE GENTLEMAN
-6636, RASKEL MINDSPASM -6607, A.W. MERRICK -17446, and FLYING EAGLE -6859.