DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/09/2026 Duedate: 02/21/2026
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 685
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HYDRO ON THE D-LO
THE BIZZLE (8741)
(82-51900) [15-7-2,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HYDRO ON THE D-LO HAIR TRIGGER
THE BIZZLE (8741) PROBLEMS (143)
(82-51900) [15-7-2,110] (82-58909) [2-2-1,18]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
JEREMY IRONS HYDRO ON THE D-LO
FAMOUS GOLFERS (424) THE BIZZLE (8741)
(82-3116) [18-26-1,81] (82-51900) [15-7-2,110]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEADWOOD (8023)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022) 33
2. THE BIZZLE (8741) 23 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)
3. FAMOUS GOLFERS (424) 13 Unchartered Team
4. KILL US NOW (130) 9
5. STONED ROOKIES 3 (7774) 7 HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 ROOKIE MAIDEN 39 (7315) 10 2 2 83.3 1/ 3 DEADWOOD (8023) 6 2 0
2/ 3 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925) 21 13 0 61.8 2- 2 WAR TREK (45) 4 3 0
3/ 4 TITANIC RENDERS (6163) 25 19 1 56.8 3- 1 BIG STRONG MEN (42) 4 5 1
4/ 5 DEADWOOD (8023) 48 37 1 56.5 4- 4 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496) 4 5 0
5- 6 IN THE CLOSET (978) 19 16 1 54.3 5/ 9 STONED ROOKIES 3 (7774) 2 0 0
6/ 0 THE BIZZLE (8741) 54 47 5 53.5 6- 7 ROOKIE MAIDEN 39 (7315) 2 0 0
7/ 8 STONED ROOKIES 3 (7774) 23 22 2 51.1 7/14*CREATE (127) 2 0 0
8/15 YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022) 14 14 0 50.0 8/ 6*PROBLEMS (143) 2 1 1
9-10 BIG STRONG MEN (42) 161 169 14 48.8 9/21 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925) 2 1 0
10/ 0 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424) 88 109 3 44.7 10/27 YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022) 2 1 0
11/17 CHEESE (8021) 14 18 2 43.7 11/ 0 THE BIZZLE (8741) 1 0 0
12-20 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496) 7 10 0 41.2 12/ 8 CHEESE (8021) 1 1 1
13-22*ROOKIE CULT 38 (6788) 2 3 0 40.0 13/10 TITANIC RENDERS (6163) 1 1 0
14/ 9*HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088) 2 3 0 40.0 14/ 5*HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088) 1 1 0
15-23 MADNESS (3957) 26 40 2 39.4 15-24 PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328) 1 2 0
16/25*PROBLEMS (143) 3 6 1 33.3 16/23*KILL US NOW (130) 1 2 0
17-26 WAR TREK (45) 54 109 3 33.1 17/ 0 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424) 1 4 0
18/29*CREATE (127) 2 5 0 28.6 18-25*ROOKIE CULT 38 (6788) 0 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-27 PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328) 6 17 0 26.1 19-26 MADNESS (3957) 0 2 0
20/30*KILL US NOW (130) 2 7 0 22.2 20/29*HOUSE TSALOKHIN B (2092) 0 2 0
21/31*HOUSE TSALOKHIN B (2092) 0 3 0 0.0 21-19 IN THE CLOSET (978) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon DWES EG, for
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! The boys at BIG STRONG MEN left the arena
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by DEADWOOD. Good show! Like a
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, ROOKIE PINK 21 blew up the rankings to 12!
Managers were muttering after YEOMAN JOHNSON showed DWES EG what they could do:
2-0-0 to move up by 17. He who laughs last didn't get the joke. Speaking of
laughing at jokes, observe HOUSE TSALOKHIN F. Last week they got 0-1-0 to drop by 9!
YEOMAN JOHNSON had cause to celebrate, after BOROMIR got 29 points by beating DEKHAT
LUGAN. MOSE MANUEL certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to
HYDRO ON THE D-LO and losing 19 points in the process! A certain someone saw STORM
SHADOW at The Dripping Blade with the shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend
his throne. What a pathetic slob! In DWES EG, nothing is permanent (except Death),
and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, HYDRO ON THE D-LO. Word has it one team in
DWES EG is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
And how sociable are DWES EG's warriors? Come, let us see.
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Ask not for
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Leave me now, you base fools! Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!
DWES EG, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Dripping
Blade. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HYDRO ON THE D-LO 51900 15 7 2 110 THE BIZZLE (8741)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STORM SHADOW 58409 11 3 0 112 BIG STRONG MEN (42)
SAN TROPEZ 52943 21 13 0 99 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)
-TYPHOON 58635 17 14 2 95 BIG STRONG MEN (42)
RANDOM HENCHMAN 48095 9 7 0 94 YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAVARTI 58597 8 6 1 89 CHEESE (8021)
JEREMY IRONS 3116 18 26 1 81 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)
-DREADNOUGHT 58420 8 3 0 79 WAR TREK (45)
SCREWDRIVER 58571 12 16 1 78 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WAR ANGEL 58773 9 2 1 66 WAR TREK (45)
-SHAKE YOUR HEADS 38122 4 7 0 66 PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)
MR. GREENJEANS 58505 11 13 0 65 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)
-STORM TITAN 58728 10 14 2 61 BIG STRONG MEN (42)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RAZOR MASTER 58818 4 1 0 53 WAR TREK (45)
FLAG BEARER 58582 13 11 0 50 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)
-MOON BEAR 10103 5 4 0 49 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496)
FRESHMAN TEE 58804 6 3 0 40 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)
-TINGLE 58444 2 3 0 39 MADNESS (3957)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWEET VIRGINIA 58789 4 0 0 34 STONED ROOKIES 3 (7774)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OGRE ELF 58896 2 1 0 28 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ROADIE X 58682 2 1 0 23 ROOKIE MAIDEN 39 (7315)
-SOLDIER 1 40660 2 3 0 19 ROOKIE CULT 38 (6788)
HAIR TRIGGER 58909 2 2 1 18 PROBLEMS (143)
METHOD MAN 58492 2 2 0 14 KILL US NOW (130)
RASKEL MINDSPASM 58929 1 1 0 10 HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088)
MARS 57666 2 0 0 9 CREATE (127)
GARGANTUAN 58914 1 1 0 8 TITANIC RENDERS (6163)
-DEEP SONG 10106 1 1 0 8 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496)
-ELF TROLL 58898 1 2 0 5 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496)
-TROLL GENT 58897 1 2 0 5 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SKELETON 6854 19 16 1 IN THE CLOSET 978 TYPHOON 58635 683
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RASKEL MINDSPASM was devastated by SWEET VIRGINIA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MOSE MANUEL was vanquished by HYDRO ON THE D-LO in a 6 minute uneven Title battle.
BULLOCK won victory over SCREWDRIVER in a popular 1 minute master's brawl.
SAN TROPEZ luckily beat HAVARTI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's match.
RANDOM HENCHMAN won victory over JEREMY IRONS in a exciting 1 minute master's fight.
MR. GREENJEANS slimly lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 3 minute competition.
A.W. MERRICK unbelievably bested FLAG BEARER in a 2 minute expert's duel.
FRESHMAN TEE vanquished HAIR TRIGGER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEKHAT LUGAN was vanquished by BOROMIR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GARGANTUAN was beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute novice vs. veteran fight.
METHOD MAN devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MARS bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 1 - 0 89 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 - 1 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 13 - 2 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 48 - 3 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 21 - 0 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 51 - 62 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 44 - 56 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 23 - 1 30 |
Turn 685 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 6 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY HYDRO ON THE D-LO -13636 15 7 2 110 THE BIZZLE (8741)
LUNGING ATTACK RANDOM HENCHMAN -17441 9 7 0 94 YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)
BASHING ATTACK HAVARTI -6939 8 6 1 89 CHEESE (8021)
STRIKING ATTACK SWEET VIRGINIA -6747 4 0 0 34 STONED ROOKIES 3 (7774)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JEREMY IRONS 3116. The most popular warrior this
turn was HYDRO ON THE D-LO -13636. The ten other most popular fighters were HAVARTI
-6939, MR. GREENJEANS -7031, GARGANTUAN -6622, BULLOCK -17807, RANDOM HENCHMAN
-17441, FLAG BEARER -6954, BOROMIR -6729, SWEET VIRGINIA -6747, SAN TROPEZ -12593,
and JEREMY IRONS 3116.
The least popular fighter this week was HAIR TRIGGER -6627. The other ten least
popular fighters were MOSE MANUEL -17724, RASKEL MINDSPASM -6607, DEKHAT LUGAN 14082,
FRESHMAN TEE -6732, SCREWDRIVER -6965, MARS -7870, METHOD MAN -7044, A.W. MERRICK
-17446, JEREMY IRONS 3116, and SAN TROPEZ -12593.