DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/23/2026    Duedate: 04/04/2026

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 688

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANGRY
DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)
(82-58284) [13-9-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANGRY                          CAFFEINE FIEND
DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)         STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340)
(82-58284) [13-9-0,118]        (82-38183) [2-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

STORM SHADOW                   HAVARTI
BIG STRONG MEN (42)            CHEESE (8021)
(82-58409) [13-4-0,91]         (82-58597) [10-6-1,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEADWOOD (8023)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEADWOOD (8023)               32 
2. STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340)      16    ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)
3. DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)        15    Unchartered Team
4. YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)         14 
5. ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)        13    STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340)   2   0  0 100.   1/ 1 DEADWOOD (8023)           6  2 0
 2/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)     4   1  0 80.0   2- 2 CITY OF BONES (447)       4  1 0
 3/ 2 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)     22  15  0 59.5   3/ 3 BIG STRONG MEN (42)       4  8 0
 4/ 4 DEADWOOD (8023)           54  39  1 58.1   4/ 8 DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)    3  0 0
 5/ 8 YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)     17  15  0 53.1   5/ 6 YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)     3  1 0
 6- 6 STONED ROOKIES 3 (7774)   24  22  2 52.2   6- 4 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)      3  2 1
 7/ 5 THE BIZZLE (8741)         54  50  5 51.9   7/15 CHEESE (8021)             2  0 0
 8- 7 CITY OF BONES (447)       53  50  1 51.5   8/12*STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340)  2  0 0
 9/ 9 BIG STRONG MEN (42)      165 177 14 48.2   9- 5*CREATE (127)              2  0 0
10/10 CHEESE (8021)             16  18  2 47.1  10/16*IROQUOIS (153)            2  1 1
11-11 FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)      91 111  4 45.0  11/10 PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493) 2  4 0
12-12*CREATE (127)               4   5  0 44.4  12- 7 STONED ROOKIES 3 (7774)   1  0 0
13-13 THE QUAM SQUAD (627)      21  27  1 43.7  13/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    1  0 0
14/15 DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)    13  18  0 41.9  14-11 PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)    1  0 0
15-16 EASTERN HORDE 5 (2613)     7  11  0 38.9  15-14 THE QUAM SQUAD (627)      1  0 0
16-17 THE BARD'S OWN (444)      24  40  1 37.5  16/ 9 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)     1  2 0
17/14*HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088)   3   5  0 37.5  17/18*HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088)  1  2 0
18-18 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496)  7  12  0 36.8  18/19*HOUSE TSALOKHIN B (2092)  1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792)     23  43  0 34.8  19/20 WAR TREK (45)             1  4 0
20/19 PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493)  8  15  0 34.8  20-21*EASTERN HORDE 3 (8848)    0  5 0
21/22 WAR TREK (45)             55 113  3 32.7  21-22*EASTERN HORDE 8 (8849)    0  5 0
22-23 EASTERN HORDE 9 (8850)     5  11  0 31.2  22-23*EPITAPH 006 (9153)        0  5 0
23-24 PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)     7  17  0 29.2  23-24*EASTERN HORDE 7 (2609)    0  5 0
24/31*IROQUOIS (153)             2   6  1 25.0  24-25*DEATH HORDE VIII (755)    0  5 0
25-25*HACK (9155)                1   3  0 25.0  25-26*EPITAPH 001 (9149)        0  4 0
26-26*EPITAPH 001 (9149)         2   7  1 22.2  26-27*EPITAPH 004 (9151)        0  4 0
27-28*DEATH HORDE VII (754)      3  12  0 20.0  27-28*EPITAPH 007 (9154)        0  4 0
28-30*DARKNESS FALLS 3 (2285)    1   5  1 16.7  28-29 EASTERN HORDE 5 (2613)    0  4 0
29/29*HOUSE TSALOKHIN B (2092)   1   5  0 16.7  29-30*EASTERN HORDE 6 (2610)    0  4 0
30-32*DYNASTY WARRIORS 5 (8846)  1  18  0  5.3  30-31*DARKNESS FALLS 3 (2285)   0  4 0
31-33*DEATH HORDE VIII (755)     0  14  0  0.0  31-32 THE BARD'S OWN (444)      0  4 0
32-34*DEATH HORDE X (757)        0  12  0  0.0  32-33*HACK (9155)               0  3 0
33-37*EPITAPH 006 (9153)         0   5  0  0.0  33/17 THE BIZZLE (8741)         0  3 0
34-35*EASTERN HORDE 3 (8848)     0   5  0  0.0  34-34 EASTERN HORDE 9 (8850)    0  3 0
35-36*EASTERN HORDE 8 (8849)     0   5  0  0.0  35-35*EPITAPH 002 (9148)        0  3 0
36-38*EASTERN HORDE 7 (2609)     0   5  0  0.0  36-36*EPITAPH 005 (9152)        0  3 0
37-39*EASTERN HORDE 6 (2610)     0   5  0  0.0  37/40 ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792)     0  3 0
38-40*EPITAPH 004 (9151)         0   4  0  0.0  38-37 ANGELS REBORN (1746)      0  3 0
39-41*EPITAPH 007 (9154)         0   4  0  0.0  39-38*DEATH HORDE X (757)       0  3 0
40-42*EPITAPH 002 (9148)         0   3  0  0.0  40-39*EPITAPH 003 (9150)        0  2 0
41-43*EPITAPH 005 (9152)         0   3  0  0.0  41-41 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496) 0  2 0
42-44 ANGELS REBORN (1746)       0   3  0  0.0  42-42*DYNASTY WARRIORS 5 (8846) 0  1 0
43-45*EPITAPH 003 (9150)         0   2  0  0.0  43-45*DEATH HORDE VII (754)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, DWES EG?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I 
feel sorry for THE BIZZLE, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 16 into 33rd.  Here's my pity, 
for what it's worth.  CHEESE turned their 1-0-0 turn into a 7th place rank in the 
listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see CAFFEINE FIEND win a fight and gain 16 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, A.W. MERRICK beat STORM TITAN and STORM TITAN lost 13 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as MOSE MANUEL 
takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys 
win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  CITY OF BONES was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like HOUSE TSALOKHIN F avoided them the 
most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, ELECTRIO OPEN was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for DWES EG's 
morgue.  More variety.  Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next guy, but 
hey WAR TREK, whyja send RAZOR MASTER to the Dark Arena, look at his record, huh?  
Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds 
of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGRY 58284                  13   9  0 118         DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAN TROPEZ 52943             22  15  0  99         ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAVARTI 58597                10   6  1  97         CHEESE (8021)             
 STORM SHADOW 58409           13   4  0  91         BIG STRONG MEN (42)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RANDOM HENCHMAN 48095        10   8  0  89         YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)     
 HYDRO ON THE D-LO 51900      15  10  2  85         THE BIZZLE (8741)         
-JEREMY IRONS 3116            19  26  1  84         FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)      
-SHAKE YOUR HEADS 38122        5   7  0  77         PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)    
-SCREWDRIVER 58571            12  17  1  71         FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)      
-JELLYBONE 58565              11   5  0  68         CITY OF BONES (447)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MR. GREENJEANS 58505         11  14  0  66         FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)      
 STORM TITAN 58728            11  16  2  65         BIG STRONG MEN (42)       
-FLAG BEARER 58582            14  11  0  60         FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)      
-YAZZIE 16455                  3   5  0  57         PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493) 

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LACED MUTTON 57942            8   7  0  53         THE BARD'S OWN (444)      
-FRESHMAN TEE 58804            7   3  1  51         FAMOUS GOLFERS (424)      
-SWEET VIRGINIA 58789          5   0  0  45         STONED ROOKIES 3 (7774)   
-SHADOW 16453                  4   4  0  42         PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493) 
-PREENING CACKLER 57874        5   4  0  39         THE BARD'S OWN (444)      
-IVORY ORACLE 58634            8   8  0  38         CITY OF BONES (447)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-QUAMBY 58344                  5   1  1  33         THE QUAM SQUAD (627)      
 CAFFEINE FIEND 38183          2   0  0  33         STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340)  
 ELECTRIO OPEN 58298           3   5  0  30         ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792)     
-MARS 57666                    4   0  0  28         CREATE (127)              
-OGRE ELF 58896                2   2  0  26         PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496) 
-BAG-O-GUTS 58583              4   1  0  24         THE BARD'S OWN (444)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLYING EAGLE 58677            2   1  1  22         IROQUOIS (153)            
 RASKEL MINDSPASM 58929        2   3  0  22         HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088)  
-GUAN YU 57506                 1   2  0  17         DYNASTY WARRIORS 5 (8846) 
 ROADIE 58459                  1   0  0  13         ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    
-TALLY WAG 58516               2   3  0   9         THE BARD'S OWN (444)      
-ELF TROLL 58898               1   3  0   6         PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (1496) 
 GENTLE GENTLEMAN 58900        1   3  0   6         PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493) 

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 58952               0  1 0 BIG STRONG MEN 42    DARK CHAMPION          688 NONE
DA2 58953               0  1 0 BIG STRONG MEN 42    STONE GOLEM            688 NONE
DEKHAT LUGAN 14082      1  4 0 HOUSE TSALOKHIN 2092 FLYING EAGLE 58677     688  
BODY BAG 1 58955        0  1 0 WAR TREK 45          BLACK ORC              688 NONE
RAZOR MASTER 58818      5  3 0 WAR TREK 45          ARENAMASTER            688 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RAZOR MASTER was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BODY BAG 1 was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA2 was savagely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was barely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a popular 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DEKHAT LUGAN was narrowly killed by FLYING EAGLE in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
CAFFEINE FIEND overpowered ELECTRIO OPEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
SAN TROPEZ was unbelievably bested by MOSE MANUEL in a 24 minute competition.
HAVARTI viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
STORM SHADOW was vanquished by ANGRY in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
BULLOCK overpowered HYDRO ON THE D-LO in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
A.W. MERRICK overpowered STORM TITAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RANDOM HENCHMAN devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BOROMIR demolished RASKEL MINDSPASM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GENTLE GENTLEMAN was overpowered by ROADIE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  1     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  16 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  45 -  1      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        27 -  37 -  0      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  48 -  1      39  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  34 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  23 -  2      28  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  17 -  0      26  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -  12 -  0      14  |

Turn 688 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ANGRY -7252                13   9  0  118 DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)
TOTAL PARRY      SAN TROPEZ -12593          22  15  0   99 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)
BASHING ATTACK   HAVARTI -6939              10   6  1   97 CHEESE (8021)
LUNGING ATTACK   STORM SHADOW -7127         13   4  0   91 BIG STRONG MEN (42)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STORM SHADOW -7127.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DEKHAT LUGAN 14082.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAVARTI -6939, 
BULLOCK -17807, DA1 -6584, DA2 -6583, CAFFEINE FIEND -27353, ANGRY -7252, STORM TITAN 
-6808, RANDOM HENCHMAN -17441, BOROMIR -6729, and ROADIE -7077.

The least popular fighter this week was SAN TROPEZ -12593.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MOSE MANUEL -17724, HYDRO ON THE D-LO -13636, STORM SHADOW 
-7127, ELECTRIO OPEN -7238, BODY BAG 1 -6581, RAZOR MASTER -6718, GENTLE GENTLEMAN 
-6636, RASKEL MINDSPASM -6607, A.W. MERRICK -17446, and FLYING EAGLE -6859.