DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/24/2026 Duedate: 04/20/2026
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM 83 TURN 245
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NOTHINGBURGER
RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
(83-700) [22-25-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NOTHINGBURGER POSITION IS EMPTY
RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
(83-700) [22-25-0,122]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
NOTHINGBURGER NOTHINGBURGER
RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
(83-700) [22-25-0,122] (83-700) [22-25-0,122]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CIXELSID HEROES (11)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SORCERER KINGS (66) 58
2. CIXELSID HEROES (11) 21 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
3. RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) -6 Unchartered Team
NICK NAMES (88)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CIXELSID HEROES (11) 118 75 0 61.1 1/ 1 CIXELSID HEROES (11) 11 4 0
2- 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 467 307 34 60.3 2/ 2 SORCERER KINGS (66) 10 5 0
3/ 3 SORCERER KINGS (66) 242 247 14 49.5 3- 3 BAD SIGNS (24) 6 4 0
4/ 4 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 142 149 4 48.8 4/ 4 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 6 9 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Welcome to Telorinthe Tidings with Ori Starbloom! Hello, hello, hello, my dazzling
duel-darlings! Did you see this turn? It was like watching a basket of squirrels try
to organize a tea party! It was chaotic and charming with the occasional animal bite
and mandatory rabies testing! Let's get a closer look, but protect the face!
Our new ruler of the ruckus is Nothingburger from Riff-Raff Crew. Abalach-Re headed
for the Isle, and she was able to rebuff Kluh's designs for the throne. Meanwhile,
Nothingburger beat Namtab in a proper 3-minute tussle. 22-25 would not turn too many
heads in the arena, but it reigns as champ all the same. Regardless of what the
bookies think, Nothingburger did catch the Commission's eye and leaves us on the next
turn. You know what that means? Yes, we will need a new head to wear our quirky
crown!
Cixelsid Heroes remains at the top of the teams with an 11-4 record over the last
three turns. Sorcerer Kings are climbing, slowly like ivy on a wall. In points, they
surged by 58 points. Raam smashing Buffarilla and Uyness jumping 22 points helped
greatly. Riff Raff's crew had a bit of a stumble, but they still hold the throne, so I
did not hear too many complaints when I stopped by to talk to them after the fights.
Abalach-Re left for the advanced games by raining on Kluh's unblemished record. Many
are looking at the Commission and their fight organizers for this match. It felt...
lopsided. Though Kluh fell, his teammates Rednow Woman and Namrepus were able to stand
on business and deliver victories for their team.
Namtab was the arena's favorite target or most hated gladiator. I am never sure which
fits. Nothingburger took the biggest bite from Namtab. Honestly, if challenges were
hugs, Namtab would need a nap.
So exciting! I love this job! We had a Duelmaster that refused to leave quietly. We
had a top team that is holding steady! We witnessed a storm of Sorcerers on the rise.
We witness a vacant crown next turn. Who will step in to seize it! I told you! It is
exciting! Come back in 28 days and see how it all unfolds! I know I will be here!
-- Ori Starbloom
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOTHINGBURGER 700 22 25 0 122 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NAMTAB 73 21 18 0 91 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
REDNOW WOMAN 917 12 12 0 91 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NAMREPUS 75 23 16 0 90 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
-6AM ALARM 706 24 17 0 89 BAD SIGNS (24)
ECAPS GHOST 76 21 18 0 87 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
KLUH 929 14 1 0 74 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAAM 930 9 7 0 64 SORCERER KINGS (66)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GULG 928 10 12 1 55 SORCERER KINGS (66)
BUFFARILLA 935 5 5 0 41 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SPITTIN' CHICLETS 933 4 6 0 32 BAD SIGNS (24)
-BEWARE OF DOUG! 942 3 0 1 25 BAD SIGNS (24)
YARAMUKE 950 2 0 0 25 SORCERER KINGS (66)
TIMELINE CLEANSE 948 2 1 0 24 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
UYNESS 947 1 2 0 24 SORCERER KINGS (66)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROLIGARCH 939 2 5 1 17 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
TRADWIFE 938 4 3 0 15 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
-KEEP OUT 943 2 1 0 7 BAD SIGNS (24)
-STRAIGHT F STUDENT 949 1 1 0 4 BAD SIGNS (24)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BALIC 936 2 3 0 SORCERER KINGS 66 BROLIGARCH 939 242 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Congrats, Abalach-Re, on your graduation. Can we help you pack ? -- Ever-Helpful
Riff-Raff and Crew
Ablech!-Re -- I've heard that there are other teams to fight in Telorinthe. I look
forward to finding out. -- Bro
Kluh -- Somewhere, deep down inside, in places you won't admit to, you know I won that
fight. -- Buff
Namroputs -- I managed to take a swing off my PR beating you, and that's not nothing.
Pretty proud of that. Care to try again, this time for the throne? I bet I can
continue to improve my time. -- Nothingburger
Straight F Student -- You should try home schooling. Come by the guildhouse after 10
pm. -- Tradwife
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NOTHINGBURGER viciously subdued NAMTAB in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
ABALACH-RE viciously subdued KLUH in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
ECAPS GHOST bested KHALHUMS DWARF in a slow 4 minute veteran's contest.
NAMREPUS subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
REDNOW WOMAN viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 3 minute master's fight.
GULG handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 4 minute uneven fight.
BUFFARILLA was vanquished by RAAM in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
TRADWIFE was vanquished by UYNESS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BROLIGARCH was defeated by YARAMUKE in a 3 minute match.
TIMELINE CLEANSE handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 38 - 27 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 19 - 14 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 1 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 2 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 4 - 1 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
Turn 245 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 5 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY NAMTAB 73 21 18 0 91 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
STRIKING ATTACK RAAM 930 9 7 0 64 SORCERER KINGS (66)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NOTHINGBURGER 700. The most popular warrior this
turn was NOTHINGBURGER 700. The ten other most popular fighters were REDNOW WOMAN
917, RAAM 930, BROLIGARCH 939, NAMTAB 73, NAMREPUS 75, GULG 928, KLUH 929, UYNESS
947, YARAMUKE 950, and TIMELINE CLEANSE 948.
The least popular fighter this week was ECAPS GHOST 76. The other ten least popular
fighters were TRADWIFE 938, BUFFARILLA 935, TIMELINE CLEANSE 948, YARAMUKE 950,
UYNESS 947, KLUH 929, GULG 928, NAMREPUS 75, NAMTAB 73, and BROLIGARCH 939.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
NOTHINGBURGER (83-700) RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ABALACH-RE (83-899) SORCERER KINGS (66)