DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2026    Duedate: 04/08/2026

JASPER GULCH ARENA

DM 85    TURN 283

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROBERT PAULSON 570
PROJECT MAYHEM 277 (5419)
(85-29469) [9-5-1,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROBERT PAULSON 570             COFFIN SHRED
PROJECT MAYHEM 277 (5419)      SEA MADNESS (5181)
(85-29469) [9-5-1,113]         (85-28202) [5-2-0,98]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

FAT WIZARD                     TRANSFORMATION
CODE NAMES II (2840)           BIG LAKE EVOLVE (6574)
(85-15459) [16-15-0,89]        (85-55092) [6-9-1,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. AL BUMS 9 (3355)              17 
2. BIG LAKE MARVEL (8984)        14    AMERICA (3276)
3. SEA MADNESS (5181)            14    Unchartered Team
4. OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)       13 
5. LONELY PLANET 12 (9315)       9     SEA MADNESS (5181)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*OF WOLF AND MAN8 (1361)    3   0  0 100.   1/ 5*SEA MADNESS (5181)        3  0 0
 2/ 2 AMERICA (3276)             9   2  0 81.8   2/ 1 PROJECT MAYHEM 277 (5419) 3  0 0
 3- 3*PROJECT MAYHEM 308 (5440)  4   1  0 80.0   3/12 OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   3  0 0
 4- 5*LAST MEN (9533)            7   2  1 77.8   4- 3 JOHN BROWN (5724)         2  0 1
 5- 6*PROJECT MAYHEM 322 (5454)  3   1  1 75.0   5- 9*PROJECT MONKEY 286 (5410) 2  0 0
 6- 7*PROJECT MAYHEM 95 (529)    3   1  1 75.0   6/17*AL BUMS 9 (3355)          2  0 0
 7- 8*NIGHT'S DREAM (9474)       3   1  0 75.0   7/ 6 AMERICA (3276)            2  0 0
 8/11*SEA MADNESS (5181)         5   2  0 71.4   8/24 HOWLIN HEROES 8 (3879)    2  1 0
 9/13 OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   16   8  2 66.7   9-13*HOWLIN PULSE (9137)       2  2 0
10/15 PROJECT MAYHEM 277 (5419)  9   5  1 64.3  10- 2*LAST MEN (9533)           1  0 1
11-14 23ERR (6534)               9   5  0 64.3  11-19*NIGHT'S DREAM (9474)      1  0 0
12/16 HOWLIN HEROES 8 (3879)     9   5  0 64.3  12/ 0 BIG LAKE MARVEL (8984)    1  0 0
13/ 9 PROJECT MAYHEM 165 (2656)  9   5  0 64.3  13/41 CODE NAMES II (2840)      1  0 0
14-17 PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701) 11   7  1 61.1  14- 8 OF WOLF AND MAN10 (1363)  1  0 0
15-19 DON'T BLOW IT, POE (5729) 25  20  1 55.6  15- 7*OF WOLF AND MAN8 (1361)   1  0 0
16/23 OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   12  10  0 54.5  16- 4*PROJECT MAYHEM 95 (529)   1  0 0
17-20 AMSTERDAM MIXUP (6960)     6   5  0 54.5  17/35*LONELY PLANET 12 (9315)   1  1 0
18/24 CODE NAMES II (2840)      25  22  0 53.2  18-20*HOWLIN STEALS 2 (7836)    1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   14  13  2 51.9  19-21 AMSTERDAM MIXUP (6960)    1  1 0
20-25 WE ARE FARMERS! (1934)    17  17  1 50.0  20-10*PROJECT MAYHEM 308 (5440) 1  1 0
21-26 FAVORITE SAYINGS 3 (7479)  7   7  1 50.0  21-26*AL BUMS 5 (3351)          1  1 0
22-27*AL BUMS 5 (3351)           7   7  1 50.0  22/11 PROJECT MAYHEM 165 (2656) 1  2 0
23-28*HOWLIN STEALS 2 (7836)     4   4  0 50.0  23-28 MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       1  2 0
24/12*PBR LEGENDS 86 (7535)      2   2  0 50.0  24/33 OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   1  2 0
25/41*LONELY PLANET 12 (9315)    1   1  0 50.0  25/29 BIG LAKE EVOLVE (6574)    1  4 1
26-29 PROJECT MAYHEM 292 (5424)  6   7  0 46.2  26-30 23ERR (6534)              1  4 0
27-30 JOHN BROWN (5724)         69  81  7 46.0  27/31 OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   0  3 0
28/ 0 BIG LAKE MARVEL (8984)    29  35  2 45.3  28-27 DARK INSANITY (9473)      0  2 0
29-31 DARK INSANITY (9473)      11  14  0 44.0  29/36*PBR LEGENDS 86 (7535)     0  2 0
30/32 BIG LAKE EVOLVE (6574)    25  34  2 42.4  30/ 0 BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)   0  1 0
31/ 0 BIG LAKE CRITTER (6564)   33  45  0 42.3  31-22 FAVORITE SAYINGS 3 (7479) 0  1 0
32-33 MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       13  18  1 41.9  32/ 0 BIG LAKE CRITTER (6564)   0  1 0
33/39*AL BUMS 9 (3355)           4   6  0 40.0  33/ 0 BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)     0  1 0
34-35*PROJECT MONKEY 286 (5410)  2   3  0 40.0  34-40 DON'T BLOW IT, POE (5729) 0  1 0
35/ 0 BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)   25  39  1 39.1  35-34 PROJECT MAYHEM 292 (5424) 0  1 0
36-36 OF WOLF AND MAN10 (1363)   5   8  1 38.5  36-23*PROJECT MAYHEM 322 (5454) 0  1 0
37/ 0 BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)     15  27  2 35.7  37-25 PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701) 0  1 0
38-38*HOWLIN PULSE (9137)        5   9  0 35.7  38-32 WE ARE FARMERS! (1934)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt JASPER GULCH will ever be the same.  I understand that The Welcome Wench is 
buying the drinks for AL BUMS 9 tonight, to honor their rise to 6th after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  HOWLIN 
HEROES 8 has turned a 1-0-0 into 8th place from 24th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to 
know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as CODE 
NAMES II's 25-22-0 has earned them 13th place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for LONELY PLANET 12 tonight, to honor their rise 
to 17th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to PROJECT MAYHEM 165 for their drop to 22nd from 11th.  A 0-1-0 can do 
that.  And let's see, DARKSIDE fought EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and gained 17 points and 
contributed to AL BUMS 9's 1-0-0.  9TH RULE has lost to GOD OF THUNDER, falling 12 
points, while helping make PROJECT MAYHEM 165 a 0-1-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone 
the Duelmaster have failed, and ROBERT PAULSON 570 remains JASPER GULCH's top warrior 
for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable 
sources that The Welcome Wench uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that JASPER GULCH has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, JASPER GULCH, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in JASPER GULCH and 
I've a long road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen 
sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBERT PAULSON 570 29469      9   5  1 113         PROJECT MAYHEM 277 (5419) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COFFIN SHRED 28202            5   2  0  98         SEA MADNESS (5181)        
-YELLOWSTONE 35804             9   1  0  95         23ERR (6534)              

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAT WIZARD 15459             16  15  0  89         CODE NAMES II (2840)      
-ROBERT PAULSON 370 20231     11   7  1  77         PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701) 
 GERI LEAH LOUIS 55060        11   9  1  76         BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLA 7485                     9   8  0  75         OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   
 JACKRABBIT 54979             10   7  0  69         BIG LAKE CRITTER (6564)   
 SABOR 7489                    7   7  0  68         OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REDRIX 50077                  3   3  0  65         HOWLIN PULSE (9137)       
 MOLAK 7493                    9   5  0  62         OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   
-BRODY 52258                   5   2  1  60         LAST MEN (9533)           
-REALLY NOVEL 26450            6   5  0  59         MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BORN AGAIN 17827              9   1  0  56         AMERICA (3276)            
 TRANSFORMATION 55092          6   9  1  54         BIG LAKE EVOLVE (6574)    
 GOD OF THUNDER 55077          5   5  1  54         BIG LAKE MARVEL (8984)    
-WINDOW SHOPPER 41042          7   7  1  48         FAVORITE SAYINGS 3 (7479) 
-FRITZ 7514                    5   8  1  46         OF WOLF AND MAN10 (1363)  
-THROWDOWN 31244               4   3  1  43         JOHN BROWN (5724)         
-ROBERT PAULSON 671 29643      3   1  1  42         PROJECT MAYHEM 322 (5454) 
 9TH RULE 55302                6   5  0  41         PROJECT MAYHEM 165 (2656) 
-MAD MASTER 38213              6   5  0  41         AMSTERDAM MIXUP (6960)    
-MANSION NECKLACE 42973        4   4  0  37         HOWLIN STEALS 2 (7836)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GABRIEL LANCE 51934           3   1  0  30         NIGHT'S DREAM (9474)      
-ANAROL 7506                   3   0  0  30         OF WOLF AND MAN8 (1361)   
-ROBERT PAULSON 593 29425      2   3  0  30         PROJECT MONKEY 286 (5410) 
-ROBERT PAULSON 252 2824       3   1  1  29         PROJECT MAYHEM 95 (529)   
 JACQUES WEVIL 55010           2   2  0  28         BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)   
-BLACK STAR 20114              4   3  1  27         AL BUMS 5 (3351)          
 EFSECIALLY 39841              3   1  0  26         HOWLIN HEROES 8 (3879)    
 DARKSIDE 23155                2   0  0  24         AL BUMS 9 (3355)          
 AZORES 51115                  1   1  0  24         LONELY PLANET 12 (9315)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROBERT PAULSON 640 29573      4   1  0  23         PROJECT MAYHEM 308 (5440) 
 CLASS ACT 41343               2   2  0  20         PBR LEGENDS 86 (7535)     
-GWENDOLYN BROOKS 54464        1   1  0  20         DON'T BLOW IT, POET (5729)
-BATTLER 54874                 1   3  0  14         HOWLIN PULSE (9137)       
-GOOD OLE 39842                0   2  0  14         MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ISSAC CALIGARI 51933    7 12 0 DARK INSANITY 9473   TRANSFORMATION 55092   282  
ROBERT PAULSON  29496   6  7 0 PROJECT MAYHEM  5424 BRODY 52258            281  
GUCCI EYELIDS 25547     3  3 1 WE ARE FARMERS! 1934 THROWDOWN 31244        281  
DIOUF 85                0  0 0 WHITECAP FC 13       GOVERNOR GRAY 37709     98  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROBERT PAULSON 570 devastated SABOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
COFFIN SHRED vanquished GERI LEAH LOUIS in a 1 minute brutal uneven battle.
FAT WIZARD savagely defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 3 minute master's duel.
SOLA overpowered JACKRABBIT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MOLAK unbelievably bested TRANSFORMATION in a popular 4 minute duel.
GOD OF THUNDER bested 9TH RULE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BORN AGAIN viciously subdued JACQUES WEVIL in a dull 23 minute gruesome fight.
EFSECIALLY won victory over CLASS ACT in a 2 minute duel.
AZORES vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DARKSIDE vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   4 -  1      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  17 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    45 -  37 -  3      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   35 -  31 -  3      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   7 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        23 -  32 -  0      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  22 -  2      29  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 283 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ROBERT PAULSON 570 29469    9   5  1  113 PROJECT MAYHEM 277 (5419)
AIMED BLOW       COFFIN SHRED 28202          5   2  0   98 SEA MADNESS (5181)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAT WIZARD 15459           16  15  0   89 CODE NAMES II (2840)
LUNGING ATTACK   GERI LEAH LOUIS -10476     11   9  1   76 BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)
TOTAL PARRY      JACKRABBIT -10557          10   7  0   69 BIG LAKE CRITTER (6564)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FAT WIZARD 15459.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TRANSFORMATION -10444.  The ten other most popular fighters were FAT WIZARD 
15459, GOD OF THUNDER -10459, ROBERT PAULSON 570 29469, MOLAK 7493, EFSECIALLY 
-25695, CLASS ACT -24193, COFFIN SHRED 28202, SOLA 7485, AZORES -14421, and DARKSIDE 
23155.

The least popular fighter this week was JACQUES WEVIL -10526.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BORN AGAIN 17827, JACKRABBIT -10557, GERI LEAH LOUIS -10476, 
SABOR 7489, 9TH RULE -10234, DARKSIDE 23155, AZORES -14421, SOLA 7485, COFFIN SHRED 
28202, and CLASS ACT -24193.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ROBERT PAULSON 570 (85-29469) PROJECT MAYHEM 277