DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/19/2026    Duedate: 06/01/2026

STORM POINT ARENA

DM 86    TURN 158

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

IRONCLAD
VORPAL STEELE 61 (9419)
(86-51210) [10-6-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

IRONCLAD                       ORLANA
VORPAL STEELE 61 (9419)        FAR TRAVELERS 2481 (8647)
(86-51210) [10-6-0,115]        (86-47047) [6-3-0,102]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BENJAMIN PENFOLD               SOPHOMORE SINX
WARLORD (116)                  MEN OF CHATZY (7554)
(86-703) [9-6-0,103]           (86-52042) [0-2-0,6]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HOWLIN WITH TUM (8919)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE DESTINY (8446)       30 
2. RICH BY INDUSTRY (8607)       29 WRATH OF STEELE 79 (4708)
3. NEON KNIGHTS 9 (5692)         27    Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE GENIES (7501)        24 
5. MEN OF CHATZY (7554)          23    PAINT IN SOME ABS (7334)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*PAINT IN SOME ABS (7334)   4   0  1 100.   1/ 1 HOWLIN WITH TUM (8919)    4  2 0
 2/ 0*ARABIAN NIGHTS 20 (7873)   4   0  0 100.   2/ 2 MODERN MYTHOLOGY (8222)   4  8 0
 3/ 0*RICH BY INDUSTRY (8607)    1   0  0 100.   3/21*RAVAGING BEASTS (8234)    3  0 0
 4- 5*ON THE HUSTINGS (7115)     1   0  0 100.   4/33 WARLORD (116)             3  1 0
 5- 6*AVOID ALL PLEDGES (5914)   1   0  0 100.   5-14 NEON KNIGHTS 43 (6759)    3  3 2
 6/ 0*DARQUE FORCES 20C (550)    1   0  0 100.   6/ 0*BIG LAKE DESTINY (8446)   2  0 1
 7/ 8*EARLS AND TRADESME (8601)  7   1  0 87.5   7- 7 BIG LAKE JOBS (6232)      2  0 1
 8/ 9*VORPAL STEELE 65 (9423)    6   1  0 85.7   8/37 VORPAL STEELE 61 (9419)   2  0 0
 9/ 0*WARGAMES IV (8969)         5   1  1 83.3   9/39*FAR TRAVELERS 2483 (8649) 2  0 0
10/ 0*WARGAMES 49 (9014)         5   1  0 83.3  10-16 48 ERRATA (9155)          2  0 0
11/15*TRAIL OF THE SERPE (4789)  5   1  0 83.3  11/42*NEON HERETICS (9349)      2  0 0
12/11 WRATH OF STEELE 79 (4708) 18   4  0 81.8  12/38*VORPAL STEELE 65 (9423)   2  0 0
13-12 STEELE RISING 250 (3366)  24   6  2 80.0  13/48*EARLS AND TRADESME (8601) 2  0 0
14/ 7*DARQUE SOULS 22D (5159)    8   2  1 80.0  14- 8*WEIRD NAMES (8211)        2  0 0
15-13 WANT OF LIGHT (6422)       8   2  0 80.0  15/47 EAT NOT SMOKE (8451)      2  0 0
16-14*PBR LEGENDS 101 (9252)     4   1  0 80.0  16/56*PAINT IN SOME ABS (7334)  2  0 0
17/16*RAVAGING BEASTS (8234)     7   2  0 77.8  17- 9*WESTEROOS BEST (6990)     2  0 0
18-17*WESTEROOS BEST (6990)      6   2  0 75.0  18-11 NEON KNIGHTS 39 (6755)    2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18*THIS MODERN WORLD  (9264)  3   1  0 75.0  19/61*TRAIL OF THE SERPE (4789) 2  0 0
20/ 0*I LOVE DONUTS (7273)       3   1  0 75.0  20-22*ERRATA 137 (4945)         2  0 0
21-19 LETTERKENNY 24 (1824)     11   4  0 73.3  21-31 BIG LAKE DREAM (3911)     2  0 0
22-20*ERRATA 137 (4945)          5   2  0 71.4  22-23 LETTERKENNY 24 (1824)     2  0 0
23-22 48 ERRATA (9155)           9   4  0 69.2  23/70*FAR TRAVELERS 2481 (8647) 2  1 0
24-23 PRIMUS REJECTS 5 (2854)    9   4  0 69.2  24/92 WARGAMES 59 (9024)        2  1 0
25/32 TRENASSE TREASURES (6868)  8   4  0 66.7  25/17*43 ERRATA (9150)          2  1 0
26/35*FAR TRAVELERS 2481 (8647)  6   3  0 66.7  26/95 ORDER OF BATTLE (8334)    2  1 0
27/36*NEON HERETICS (9349)       6   3  0 66.7  27/ 4 VORPAL STEELE 18 (8507)   2  1 0
28/37*VORPAL STEELE 57 (9415)    6   3  0 66.7  28/ 5 VORPAL STEELE 20 (8509)   2  1 0
29/ 0*UNSEEN PURITY 1 (8956)     4   2  0 66.7  29/ 6 VORPAL STEELE 39 (8528)   2  1 0
30/ 0*CHOIR VII (7805)           4   2  0 66.7  30/36 NEON DYNASTY (7327)       2  1 0
31/ 0*UNSEEN PURITY 9 (8964)     2   1  0 66.7  31/75 TRENASSE TREASURES (6868) 2  1 0
32-27*THIS MODERN WORLD  (9263)  2   1  0 66.7  32/76 CHALLENGE CHAMPION (6127) 2  1 0
33-28*ROBOT HEROES 4 (8069)      2   1  0 66.7  33/ 3 BIG LAKE OFFICE (6234)    2  1 0
34/70*HOSPITABLE LAWS (6460)     2   1  0 66.7  34/28 THE SECOND AGE (6346)     2  1 0
35-29*#1 CANADIAN (4267)         2   1  0 66.7  35/77 FANCY IT HAPPINESS (6393) 2  1 0
36/21 VORPAL STEELE 52 (9410)    7   4  0 63.6  36/79*30 ERRATA (6530)          2  1 0
37/40 VORPAL STEELE 61 (9419)   10   6  0 62.5  37/29 DISTURBED ROCKERS  (5272) 2  1 0
38-38*STEAMWORKS 2 (5733)        5   3  0 62.5  38/81 2 ERRATA (5465)           2  1 0
39/25 DISTURBED ROCKERS  (5272)  8   5  0 61.5  39/30 WRATH OF STEELE 79 (4708) 2  1 0
40-41 ROBOT HEROES 2 (8071)      6   4  0 60.0  40/32 ROUND TABLE II (2394)     2  1 0
41/49 2 ERRATA (5465)            6   4  0 60.0  03/103 THIS MODERN WORLD  (9383) 2  3 0
42/46 FANCY IT HAPPINESS (6393) 10   7  0 58.8  42/12 VORPAL STEELE 59 (9417)   2  4 0
43/31 VORPAL STEELE 56 (9414)    7   5  0 58.3  09/109 MEN OF CHATZY (7554)      2  4 0
44/33 HOWLIN WITH TUM (8919)    12   9  0 57.1  44/13 NEON RIOTERS (7326)       2  7 0
45/39 DERIVE LIGHT (6456)        8   6  0 57.1  45-15 BIG LAKE CATS (7202)      1  0 1
46/ 0*WHISKEY CAVALIER (4280)    4   3  0 57.1  46/ 0*UNSEEN PURITY 1 (8956)    1  0 0
47-44 STEELED WAX 26 (7158)     22  17  0 56.4  47/ 0*UNSEEN PURITY 9 (8964)    1  0 0
48/47 THIS MODERN WORLD  (9383) 15  12  0 55.6  48/ 0*WARGAMES IV (8969)        1  0 0
49/ 0*WARGAMES V (8970)          5   4  0 55.6  49/ 0*WARGAMES XXXIX (9004)     1  0 0
50/34*ERRATA 166 (8951)          5   4  0 55.6  50/ 0*WARGAMES 49 (9014)        1  0 0
51/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS (660)      5   4  0 55.6  51-18*PBR LEGENDS 101 (9252)    1  0 0
52/56 WARLORD (116)             11   9  0 55.0  52-40*THIS MODERN WORLD  (9263) 1  0 0
53/60 VORPAL STEELE 62 (9420)    6   5  1 54.5  53-41*THIS MODERN WORLD  (9264) 1  0 0
54/61 EAT NOT SMOKE (8451)       6   5  0 54.5  54/ 0*ROCK N ROLLA 5 (7882)     1  0 0
55/51 VORPAL STEELE 18 (8507)   21  18  1 53.8  55-50*ROBOT HEROES 4 (8069)     1  0 0
56/57 THE SECOND AGE (6346)     15  13  1 53.6  56/ 0 ARABIAN NIGHTS 5 (7858)   1  0 0
57-54 BARLEY STATION (1501)      8   7  0 53.3  57/ 0*RICH BY INDUSTRY (8607)   1  0 0
58/48 VORPAL STEELE 5 (8494)    10   9  1 52.6  58-71 BIG LAKE DRAG (8160)      1  0 0
59/75 NEON DYNASTY (7327)       14  14  0 50.0  59-26*BIG LAKE DARTS (8181)     1  0 0
60/55 WARRIORS OF PERN (6991)   10  10  0 50.0  60-27*BIG LAKE NOBLES (8182)    1  0 0
61/ 0 BEER MASCOTS (7467)        9   9  0 50.0  61-20 BIG LAKE HONOR (8183)     1  0 0
62/53 VORPAL STEELE 39 (8528)    7   7  0 50.0  62/ 0 CHOIR IV (7802)           1  0 0
63/52 RETRIEVING POWER (8611)    6   6  2 50.0  63/ 0*CHOIR VII (7805)          1  0 0
64/ 0 CHOIR IV (7802)            5   5  0 50.0  64/ 0*ARABIAN NIGHTS 20 (7873)  1  0 0
65/85 CHALLENGE CHAMPION (6127)  5   5  0 50.0  65/ 0 ARABIAN NIGHTS 22 (7875)  1  0 0
66/50 SS08 01 (858)              5   5  0 50.0  66-49*EASTERN HORDE 1F (8006)   1  0 0
67/43*A RUDY MOMENT (7331)       4   4  1 50.0  67-55*ON THE HUSTINGS (7115)    1  0 0
68-62*WARGAMES VII (8972)        4   4  0 50.0  68-52*THAT'S A WEIRD RUN (7266) 1  0 0
69-63*WEIRD NAMES (8211)         4   4  0 50.0  69/ 0*I LOVE DONUTS (7273)      1  0 0
70/42*43 ERRATA (9150)           3   3  0 50.0  70-54 GAMERS (7086)             1  0 0
71-65*BIG LAKE NOBLES (8182)     3   3  0 50.0  71-73*BIG LAKE BIRD FOLK (7496) 1  0 0
72-67*THAT'S A WEIRD RUN (7266)  3   3  0 50.0  72-74 BIG LAKE DEATH (7499)     1  0 0
73-66*BIG LAKE JIMS (6992)       3   3  0 50.0  73-57 WANT OF LIGHT (6422)      1  0 0
74/30*LORE LORDS 4 (619)         2   2  0 50.0  74-80 COLISEUM III (6845)       1  0 0
75/ 4*TRUTH AND CREDIT (8544)    1   1  0 50.0  75-60*AVOID ALL PLEDGES (5914)  1  0 0
76/ 0*BIG LAKE FUNGUS (8162)     1   1  0 50.0  76/ 0*DARQUE FORCES 20C (550)   1  0 0
77/ 0*BIG LAKE LIZARFOLK (8444)  1   1  0 50.0  77/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS (660)     1  0 0
78/ 0*BIG LAKE GENIES (7501)     1   1  0 50.0  02-102*BIG LAKE GNOMES (7217)    1  1 1
79-72*ALTOIDS (664)              1   1  0 50.0  20/120*VORPAL STEELE 57 (9415)   1  1 0
80/ 0*SS02 3 (756)               1   1  0 50.0  80/43 VORPAL STEELE 52 (9410)   1  1 0
81-73 GAMERS (7086)             67  68  8 49.6  81/44 VORPAL STEELE 56 (9414)   1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/74 VORPAL STEELE 59 (9417)   25  26  3 49.0  21/121 VORPAL STEELE 62 (9420)   1  1 0
83/58 VORPAL STEELE 46 (8535)   18  19  0 48.6  83/ 0*BIG LAKE FUNGUS (8162)    1  1 0
84-76 BIG LAKE DREAM (3911)     25  27  2 48.1  84/ 0*BIG LAKE LIZARFOLK (8444) 1  1 0
85-77 BIG LAKE DRAG (8160)      11  12  0 47.8  85/45 VORPAL STEELE 5 (8494)    1  1 0
86-78 BIG LAKE BARBARIAN (7495) 11  12  0 47.8  86/46 RETRIEVING POWER (8611)   1  1 0
87-80 SSOI 01 (704)              8   9  0 47.1  87/51*TRUTH AND CREDIT (8544)   1  1 0
88-81 COLISEUM III (6845)        7   8  0 46.7  88-96*BIG LAKE JIMS (6992)      1  1 0
89/91 PROJECT MAYHEM 479 (2099)  6   7  0 46.2  89/ 0 BEER MASCOTS (7467)       1  1 0
90-83 THE CHILDREN (4231)       20  25  1 44.4  90-35 BIG LAKE BARBARIAN (7495) 1  1 0
91/82 BIG LAKE OFFICE (6234)    16  20  1 44.4  91/ 0*BIG LAKE GENIES (7501)    1  1 0
92-84*PROJECT MAYHEM 453 (2073)  4   5  1 44.4  31/131*HOSPITABLE LAWS (6460)    1  1 0
93/64*THAT DRESS FOR YOU (8449)  4   5  0 44.4  93-82*CITY LIMITS (5724)        1  1 0
94-86*CITY LIMITS (5724)         4   5  0 44.4  94/84*DARQUE SOULS 22D (5159)   1  1 0
95/90 ORDER OF BATTLE (8334)    11  14  0 44.0  95-99 BIG LAKE COMPANY (3011)   1  1 0
96-89*BIG LAKE DARTS (8181)      3   4  0 42.9  96-87 BARLEY STATION (1501)     1  1 0
97/68*SS03 02 (825)              3   4  0 42.9  97/64 SS08 01 (858)             1  1 0
98/87 ETERNAL STEELE 26 (8298)  11  15  1 42.3  98/68*ERRATA 166 (8951)         1  2 0
04/104 WARGAMES 59 (9024)         5   7  0 41.7  99/91 THIS MODERN WORLD  (9259) 1  2 0
00-92 BIG LAKE JOBS (6232)      12  17  2 41.4  04/104 THIS MODERN WORLD  (9261) 1  2 0
01-94*STRANGE NAMES (8212)       7  10  1 41.2  01/25 VORPAL STEELE 46 (8535)   1  2 0
02/ 0 ARABIAN NIGHTS 5 (7858)   11  16  0 40.7  02/93 FAR TRAVELERS 24.2 (7991) 1  2 0
03/93 LOST BOYS II (2397)       21  31  1 40.4  03/10 WARRIORS OF PERN (6991)   1  2 0
04/88 NEON DOMINI (7320)         6   9  1 40.0  04-98*STEAMWORKS 2 (5733)       1  2 0
05/ 0 ARABIAN NIGHTS 22 (7875)   4   6  0 40.0  05/85 TOP FIVE DUKES (4796)     1  2 0
06-99*FAR TRAVELERS 2480 (8646)  2   3  0 40.0  00/100 PROJECT MAYHEM 479 (2099) 1  2 0
22/122*30 ERRATA (6530)           2   3  0 40.0  07/88*LORE LORDS 4 (619)        1  2 0
08/ 0*BROKEN SHIELDS VI (2428)   2   3  0 40.0  07/107*NEON REAPERS (9341)       1  4 0
09/96 ROUND TABLE II (2394)      7  11  0 38.9  05/105 NEON DOMINI (7320)        1  5 0
10/97 TOP FIVE DUKES (4796)     10  16  0 38.5  06-106*BLUEBLADES (5117)         0  6 0
08/108*FAR TRAVELERS 2483 (8649)  5   8  0 38.5  08-108*NEON DRAGONSPINE (9361)   0  5 0
12/ 0 CHOIR VIII (7806)          5   8  0 38.5  12/ 0*NEON KNIGHTS 9 (5692)     0  5 0
01-101 PRIMUS REJECTS 8 (2857)    5   8  0 38.5  13/94 ETERNAL STEELE 26 (8298)  0  3 0
00/100 NEON RIOTERS (7326)       27  44  0 38.0  11-111 ON TAP! (5063)            0  3 0
05/105 THIS MODERN WORLD  (9261) 11  18  0 37.9  13/113 LOST BOYS II (2397)       0  3 0
16/98 FAR TRAVELERS 24.2 (7991)  6  10  0 37.5  01-101*NICK NAMES (9028)         0  2 0
17/ 0*ROCK N ROLLA 5 (7882)      3   5  0 37.5  17/ 0*BIG LAKE MASCOT (8185)    0  2 0
02/102 VORPAL STEELE 20 (8509)   13  22  0 37.1  25/125*THAT DRESS FOR YOU (8449) 0  2 0
03-103 BIG LAKE CATS (7202)      11  19  1 36.7  19-34*STRANGE NAMES (8212)      0  2 0
06-106 NEON KNIGHTS 39 (6755)    48  92  1 34.3  27/127*A RUDY MOMENT (7331)      0  2 0
07-107 BIG LAKE DEATH (7499)      8  16  0 33.3  29/129*THE LOVE OF FREAK (6400)  0  2 0
22/ 0*BIG LAKE DESTINY (8446)    2   4  1 33.3  30/130 DERIVE LIGHT (6456)       0  2 0
23/ 0*PHANTASM (7850)            2   4  0 33.3  12-112 THE CHILDREN (4231)       0  2 0
24/ 0*WARGAMES XXXIX (9004)      1   2  0 33.3  24-90*PROJECT MAYHEM 453 (2073) 0  2 0
09-109 ON TAP! (5063)             8  17  0 32.0  17-117 ON TAP C (1617)           0  2 0
10-110 BIG LAKE COMPANY (3011)    8  17  0 32.0  14-114 BIG LAKE TEAM (1201)      0  2 0
19/119 MEN OF CHATZY (7554)       7  15  1 31.8  18-118 ON TAP A (1610)           0  2 0
11-111 BIG LAKE TEAM (1201)      15  34  1 30.6  37/137*SS03 02 (825)             0  2 0
12-112 BIG LAKE HONOR (8183)      7  16  0 30.4  29/ 0*WARGAMES V (8970)         0  1 0
13-113*BIG LAKE CENTAURS (7497)   3   7  0 30.0  30-69*WARGAMES VII (8972)       0  1 0
14-114 ON TAP C (1617)            6  15  0 28.6  19-119*FAR TRAVELERS 2480 (8646) 0  1 0
15-115*EASTERN HORDE 1F (8006)    2   5  0 28.6  32/ 0*PHANTASM (7850)           0  1 0
17-117 BIG LAKE SMURFS (5736)     7  18  0 28.0  22-122*EASTERN HORDE 1O (8015)   0  1 0
18-118*THE FLINTSTONES (7190)     3   8  0 27.3  15-115*BOURBON & BONES (7784)    0  1 0
20-120*BIG LAKE BIRD FOLK (7496)  3   9  0 25.0  10-110*BIG LAKE RODEO (8159)     0  1 0
24-124*BIG LAKE GNOMES (7217)     4  13  1 23.5  23-123 ROBOT HEROES 2 (8071)     0  1 0
26/126 MODERN MYTHOLOGY (8222)   11  36  2 23.4  37/ 0 CHOIR VIII (7806)         0  1 0
25-125*BOURBON & BONES (7784)     2   7  1 22.2  38/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 24.5 (8360) 0  1 0
27-127 SAMURAIS (7147)            4  16  0 20.0  28-128 SAMURAIS (7147)           0  1 0
21/121*THE LOVE OF FREAK (6400)   1   4  0 20.0  40-72 STEELED WAX 26 (7158)     0  1 0
28-128 NEON KNIGHTS 43 (6759)    14  58  2 19.4  16-116*THE FLINTSTONES (7190)    0  1 0
29-129*NICK NAMES (9028)          3  13  1 18.7  42-97*BIG LAKE CENTAURS (7497)  0  1 0
30/130 THIS MODERN WORLD  (9259)  3  16  0 15.8  43-83 BIG LAKE SMURFS (5736)    0  1 0
31-131 ON TAP A (1610)            2  11  0 15.4  44/ 0*WHISKEY CAVALIER (4280)   0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
34/134*NEON REAPERS (9341)        1   8  0 11.1  32-132*#1 CANADIAN (4267)        0  1 0
32-132*EASTERN HORDE 1O (8015)    1   9  0 10.0  46-86 STEELE RISING 250 (3366)  0  1 0
33-133*BLUEBLADES (5117)          1  10  0  9.1  33-133 PRIMUS REJECTS 5 (2854)   0  1 0
35-135*NEON DRAGONSPINE (9361)    0   5  0  0.0  34-134 PRIMUS REJECTS 8 (2857)   0  1 0
49/ 0*NEON KNIGHTS 9 (5692)      0   5  0  0.0  49/ 0*BROKEN SHIELDS VI (2428)  0  1 0
50/ 0*FAR TRAVELERS 24.5 (8360)  0   3  0  0.0  50/ 0*WARLORDS? (209)           0  1 0
37-137*BIG LAKE RODEO (8159)      0   3  0  0.0  51-89*ALTOIDS (664)             0  1 0
52/ 0*BIG LAKE MASCOT (8185)     0   2  0  0.0  36-136 SSOI 01 (704)             0  1 0
53/ 0*WARLORDS? (209)            0   2  0  0.0  53/ 0*SS02 3 (756)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

So, Neon didn't have the confidence that I would figure things out on my own. (Okay, I 
admit that I have been neglecting the weight room. Who needs to hit hard anyway?) So, 
he sent this lackey around to tell me that I was being given the opportunity to change 
my weapons training, to figure out if there was a specific weapon I might like better 
than just plain ol' fists. I politely declined. These fists of fury will do me just 
fine. [Translation: Stylemasters Zap produced "no improvement".]

One more AB added to Neon's stable at the Isle of the Eye. It took long enough, a 
truly harrowing journey. There were many times I thought I was on my way to Ahringol's 
realm.  But, immortality has been achieved. Let's now see if I can engineer exactly 
who will replace me on the throne.

Until you reach the Isle and we meet once more, may the gods guide your blows straight 
and true!

                                          -- Tergrid, Duelmaster and Lord Protector

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out STORM POINT to 
see what's new.  RAVAGING BEASTS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 3rd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did WARLORD really go 
up by 29?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  VORPAL 
STEELE 61 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up 
as 8th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did FAR TRAVELERS 2483 really go up by 30?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  NEON HERETICS had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 11th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did VORPAL STEELE 65 really go up by 26?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  EARLS AND TRADESMEN had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 13th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did EAT NOT SMOKE really go up by 32?  If only those guys didn't have so 
may missing teeth...  Gross!  PAINT IN SOME ABS had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 16th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did TRAIL 
OF THE SERPENT really go up by 42?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  FAR TRAVELERS 2481 had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 23rd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did WARGAMES 59 
really go up by 68?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
ORDER OF BATTLE had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 26th team!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  VORPAL 
STEELE 18 dropped 23, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  Wanna 
hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--VORPAL STEELE 20 got 0-1-0 and dropped 23.  
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  See if I even talk to any of those losers 
in VORPAL STEELE 39 again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a 
lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did TRENASSE TREASURES really go up by 44?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  CHALLENGE CHAMPIONS had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 32nd team!  
Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--BIG LAKE OFFICE got 0-1-0 and dropped 
30.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did FANCY IT 
HAPPINESS really go up by 42?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... 
Gross!  30 ERRATA had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 36th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 2 ERRATA really go up by 43?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  THIS MODERN WORLD 13 had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 41st team!  
Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  VORPAL STEELE 59 dropped 30, 
which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
MEN OF CHATZY really go up by 66?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in NEON RIOTERS again!  
Didja see where they got 0-3-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  VORPAL STEELE 57 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 79th 
team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--VORPAL STEELE 52 got 0-1-0 and 
dropped 37.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  See if I even talk to any of 
those losers in VORPAL STEELE 56 again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody 
musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did VORPAL STEELE 62 really go up 
by 39?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  VORPAL STEELE 5 dropped 40, which I think's 
more than all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in 
RETRIEVING POWER again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta 
fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--TRUTH AND CREDIT got 0-1-0 
and dropped 36.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  HOSPITABLE LAWS had like 
a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 92nd team!  
Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  SS08 01 dropped 33, which I 
think's more than all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those 
losers in ERRATA 166 again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a 
lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--VORPAL STEELE 46 got 
0-1-0 and dropped 76.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how 
far can one team drop in one round?  WARRIORS OF PERN dropped 93, which I think's 
more than all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in 
TOP FIVE DUKES again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta 
fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--LORE LORDS 4 got 0-1-0 and 
dropped 19.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  See if I even talk to any of 
those losers in ETERNAL STEELE 26 again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody 
musta won a lotta fights!  MVP award for LAUGH LEFT OUT?  RICH BY INDUSTRY's proud of 
him after beating BRISZ and getting 29 points.  Was that a tear I saw in IRONCLAD's 
eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't TERGRID fit to be tied!  I hear the 
top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic 
fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  Like, is SOLARIS popular, or what? 
He was challenged the most in all of STORM POINT!  He's got a 7-5-0, is that good?  
People were asking me did NO LIGHT TINGLE REALLY challenge WINDFURY?  (all right, 
maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, 
but WINDFURY wants me to write about it since he was beat by NO LIGHT TINGLE.  
Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  THRILL RIDE let ISILDUR of THE SECOND AGE kill TWILIGHT TORNADOR 
unpunished.  That's really low.  (Even if TWILIGHT TORNADOR was kind of a jerk...) 
Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or 
have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRONCLAD 51210               10   6  0 115         VORPAL STEELE 61 (9419)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPPRESSION PRUDE 34802      10   7  0 111         FANCY IT HAPPINESS (6393) 
 BENJAMIN PENFOLD 703          9   6  0 103         WARLORD (116)             
 ORLANA 47047                  6   3  0 102         FAR TRAVELERS 2481 (8647) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BANECASTER 36696             13  37  1  98         NEON KNIGHTS 43 (6759)    
 VANGUARD 45391               10   9  0  97         ORDER OF BATTLE (8334)    
 NO LIGHT TINGLE 46024         6   5  0  96         EAT NOT SMOKE (8451)      
-MY FIRST DAY 3745             8   9  0  95         SSOI 01 (704)             
-VIDEO STORE MANAGER 33993     9  10  0  92         BIG LAKE JOBS (6232)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORCHIDSTRIKE 46319           14  14  0  90         VORPAL STEELE 18 (8507)   
 BATTLEHEART 46479             7   7  0  88         VORPAL STEELE 39 (8528)   
 ISILDUR 34561                15  13  1  85         THE SECOND AGE (6346)     
 OLD GNAWBONES 39960          14   9  0  83         NEON DYNASTY (7327)       
 OYSTER LOG 37258              8   4  0  83         TRENASSE TREASURES (6868) 
 SUREFIRE 51199               12  12  2  81         VORPAL STEELE 59 (9417)   
 TASTES GREAT 42653            8   4  0  80         BEER MASCOTS (7467)       
 WINDFURY 46458               18  19  0  79         VORPAL STEELE 46 (8535)   
-PRAS 40851                    8   6  0  79         BIG LAKE DEATH (7499)     
 POINT OF NICETY 35135         8   6  0  78         DERIVE LIGHT (6456)       
 CIPHER 45207                 11  15  1  77         ETERNAL STEELE 26 (8298)  
-LUCILLE 26924                 5   2  0  77         ERRATA 137 (4945)         
-REY MOORSE 44354              9   5  0  76         BIG LAKE DRAG (8160)      
-WARM HEARTED 44483            7   6  0  75         BIG LAKE HONOR (8183)     
 SEXY 33446                    5   5  0  74         CHALLENGE CHAMPIONS (6127)
 WINDRAZOR 51164               7   4  0  73         VORPAL STEELE 52 (9410)   
 LOST GEN-XER 51027           14   9  0  72         THIS MODERN WORLD 1 (9383)
 NEMESIS 46249                10   9  1  72         VORPAL STEELE 5 (8494)    
 WELLS OF WRATH 46813          7   1  0  72         EARLS AND TRADESMEN (8601)
-YIBU 49812                    6   2  0  72         48 ERRATA (9155)          
-MR BOT 43885                  6   4  0  72         ROBOT HEROES 2 (8071)     
 WARFORGED 46329              13  22  0  71         VORPAL STEELE 20 (8509)   
 LOCKFIRE 51197               11  14  0  71         VORPAL STEELE 59 (9417)   
 GLADIUS 39922                 6   5  1  70         NEON DOMINI (7320)        
-INESTIMABLE SECRET 34950      8   2  0  69         WANT OF LIGHT (6422)      
 INKALA 50859                  6   3  0  69         NEON HERETICS (9349)      
 CLAWBACK 51231                6   1  0  69         VORPAL STEELE 65 (9423)   
 DAISY 26149                   7  12  0  67         TOP FIVE DUKES (4796)     
-KNIGHT OF GLORY 38894         7   2  0  67         NEON KNIGHTS 39 (6755)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUD DREAM 31041               8   9  1  66         BIG LAKE DREAM (3911)     
 MAX 13046                     8  25  1  66         LOST BOYS II (2397)       
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 50365           8  10  0  66         THIS MODERN WORLD 4 (9261)
 WRETCHED RHINO 44837          7   2  0  66         RAVAGING BEASTS (8234)    
 BAMA 29810                    6   4  0  66         2 ERRATA (5465)           
 LOFTY INTEGRITY 26116         5   1  0  66         TRAIL OF THE SERPEN (4789)
 SPIRO RHEMUS 47056            5   4  0  65         FAR TRAVELERS 2483 (8649) 
-ISONOE 37134                  6   6  0  64         COLISEUM III (6845)       
 SOLARIS 51186                 7   5  0  62         VORPAL STEELE 56 (9414)   
 DEEPER ROOT 51440             6   6  2  62         RETRIEVING POWER (8611)   
 EL FENOMENO 35512             2   2  0  62         30 ERRATA (6530)          
-SPOOKY 44751                  5   3  1  61         BIG LAKE CATS (7202)      
-SHANI SHU 47040               2   2  0  60         FAR TRAVELERS 2480 (8646) 
 PACIFIC TERRITORIAL 48701     5   1  1  59         WARGAMES IV (8969)        
 17 YEARS OF LIES 39978        4   4  1  59         A RUDY MOMENT (7331)      
 DAWNSPARK 51188               6   3  0  58         VORPAL STEELE 57 (9415)   
 ICELAND MAXIMUM 48703         5   4  0  57         WARGAMES V (8970)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JESSE KROWICK 32049           6   2  0  55         BIG LAKE COMPANY (3011)   
 THERMOPYLAE 48923             5   1  0  53         WARGAMES 49 (9014)        
 GRIMBLADE 51216               6   5  1  52         VORPAL STEELE 62 (9420)   
-IT TRAINER 46718              3   1  2  52         BIG LAKE JOBS (6232)      
-SER 40830                     8   7  0  51         BIG LAKE BARBARIANS (7495)
-SMURFETTE 31310               7   8  0  51         BIG LAKE SMURFS (5736)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAOUD 42878                   4   6  0  51         ARABIAN NIGHTS 22 (7875)  
 BLUE BLOCKERS 39992           3   0  0  51         PAINT IN SOME ABS (7334)  
 CONFLICT 28836                8   5  0  49         DISTURBED ROCKERS 4 (5272)
 INSOMNIAC 48436               7   3  0  49         HOWLIN WITH TUM (8919)    
 ROBERT PAULSON 1132 11233     6   7  0  49         PROJECT MAYHEM 479 (2099) 
 BIG HAT LOGAN 28122           4   1  0  48         DARQUE SOULS 22D (5159)   
 SERIOUS SIMIAN 39687          3   1  0  48         I LOVE DONUTS (7273)      
-I HAVE BUTTERFLIES 39652      3   3  0  48         THAT'S A WEIRD RUN (7266) 
 EYAD 42793                    6   7  0  47         ARABIAN NIGHTS 5 (7858)   
 PERCIVAL 13031                5  10  0  47         ROUND TABLE II (2394)     
-BEACH BUM 31249               4   5  0  47         CITY LIMITS (5724)        
 SERAPHIM 42481                4   2  0  46         CHOIR VII (7805)          
-RED VIPER 51837               8   3  0  45         STEELED WAX 26 (7158)     
 KARL FRANZ 43472              6   6  0  45         FAR TRAVELERS 24.20 (7991)
 ELOPHIM 42486                 5   8  0  45         CHOIR VIII (7806)         
-IMPERIAL RED 31298            5   2  0  45         STEAMWORKS 2 (5733)       
 REAH 28123                    4   1  1  45         DARQUE SOULS 22D (5159)   
-BASECAMP 8779                 6  14  0  44         ON TAP C (1617)           
 XTC 48435                     5   6  0  44         HOWLIN WITH TUM (8919)    
-BUSHWACKER 8050               8   3  0  43         BARLEY STATION (1501)     
-PRAIRIE PRIDE 27606           6  11  0  43         ON TAP! (5063)            
 METATRON 42466                5   3  0  43         CHOIR IV (7802)           
-HOLLBAT 39388                 4   5  1  43         BIG LAKE GNOMES (7217)    
 BAREBURGER FALLBACK 41148     4   9  0  43         MEN OF CHATZY (7554)      
-ELONIS 40843                  3   3  0  43         BIG LAKE CENTAURS (7497)  
 RABI 42868                    4   0  0  42         ARABIAN NIGHTS 20 (7873)  
 MALCOLM 42917                 3   5  0  42         ROCK N ROLLA 5 (7882)     
-KHAL DROGO 37871              3   1  0  41         WESTEROOS BEST (6990)     
-WHITE HOT MEME 50374          2   1  0  41         THIS MODERN WORLD 6 (9263)
 MY LAST WORDS 4520            5   5  0  40         SS08 01 (858)             
-ROBERT PAULSON 1048 11106     4   5  1  40         PROJECT MAYHEM 453 (2073) 
 STALINGRAD 48973              5   7  0  39         WARGAMES 59 (9024)        
 NOEL LEON 23210               4   3  0  39         WHISKEY CAVALIER (4280)   
-BLACK WIDOW 48992             3   5  1  39         NICK NAMES (9028)         
 MISSING MMM HMM 46013         4   5  0  37         THAT DRESS FOR YOU? (8449)
-HAMBURGER HILL 52004          3   2  0  37         WARGAMES VII (8972)       
 INTERESTING MAN 40689         1   2  0  37         BEER MASCOTS (7467)       
-CENTRIFUGE 50319              3   0  0  36         PBR LEGENDS 101 (9252)    
 JUJU 48611                    2   2  0  36         ERRATA 166 (8951)         
 THE ADI GRANTH 44709          4   7  0  35         MODERN MYTHOLOGY (8222)   
 THING DONE AVAILS 34836       1   4  0  35         THE LOVE OF FREAK (6400)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COOKIE MONSTER 8745           2   6  0  33         ON TAP A (1610)           
-BAMBA KUBBA 44659             5   3  0  32         STRANGE NAMES (8212)      
 VEILED VIRTUE 48634           4   2  0  32         UNSEEN PURITY 1 (8956)    
-NOGARD 38843                  4  12  0  32         SAMURAIS (7147)           
 AGHOS 49784                   3   3  0  32         43 ERRATA (9150)          
-ATTENTION SPAN 50376          2   0  0  32         THIS MODERN WORLD 7 (9264)
 GALEN 13202                   2   3  0  31         BROKEN SHIELDS VI (2428)  
-PURCHASING MANAGER 47759      3   0  1  30         BIG LAKE OFFICE (6234)    
-FRED FLINTSTONE 39242         3   5  0  30         THE FLINTSTONES (7190)    
-ARYA STARK 37875              3   1  0  30         WESTEROOS BEST (6990)     
-KELLEH KUMBERBATCH 39194      3   5  0  30         BIG LAKE TEAM (1201)      
-OKPARI CHI 44655              2   2  0  30         WEIRD NAMES (8211)        
 ZARGULG 3523                  4   1  0  29         PHILANTHROPISTS (660)     
 LAUGH LEFT OUT 46845          1   0  0  29         RICH BY INDUSTRY (8607)   
 SARASH 48674                  2   1  0  28         UNSEEN PURITY 9 (8964)    
-NWADUDIKE NDIDI 44657         2   1  0  28         WEIRD NAMES (8211)        
 MY ADVICE TO YOU 4357         3   4  0  27         SS03 02 (825)             
-TOOTHY 44474                  3   2  0  25         BIG LAKE DARTS (8181)     
-GARGASH KORBUL 43547          2   0  0  25         EASTERN HORDE 1F (8006)   
-JIMMY CRACKCORN 37883         3   2  0  24         BIG LAKE JIMS (6992)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRAISE PERSONAL 35153         2   1  0  24         HOSPITABLE LAWS (6460)    
 SPECTER 42753                 2   4  0  24         PHANTASM (7850)           
 VIETNAMESE SUDDEN 48872       1   1  0  24         WARGAMES XXXIX (9004)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CULTURE WARRIOR 50353         3  14  0  23         THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (9259)
 THE HOLY BIBLE 44712          4   7  1  21         MODERN MYTHOLOGY (8222)   
-SHORTY TRON 43871             2   1  0  21         ROBOT HEROES 4 (8069)     
-SUMMERWIN 44477               2   0  0  21         BIG LAKE NOBLES (8182)    
-BENJAMIN BRASS 702            2   2  0  20         WARLORD (116)             
-DODOTTA MCSEESCEPA 51633      2   2  1  19         STRANGE NAMES (8212)      
-EATER OF DEATH 3256           1   1  0  18         LORE LORDS 4 (619)        
 STRENGTH WITHHELD 46510       1   1  0  18         TRUTH AND CREDIT (8544)   
-PRODUCE GRIEVANCE 38684       1   0  0  18         ON THE HUSTINGS (7115)    
-ASPENATOR 44996               0   2  0  18         THE CHILDREN (4231)       
-NEVER SAY RIBS 23144          2   1  0  17         #1 CANADIAN (4267)        
 VEX 45994                     1   0  1  17         BIG LAKE DESTINY (8446)   
-ROKHAN 44766                  1   1  0  16         EASTERN HORDE 1O (8015)   
 ORANGE EMPEROR 51994          1   1  0  16         THIS MODERN WORLD 1 (9383)
 CAPTAIN DEADSTAR 1198         0   2  0  16         WARLORDS? (209)           
-TY MURRAY 44349               0   2  0  16         BIG LAKE RODEO (8159)     
 FURY TIDE 51799               3   6  0  15         NEON RIOTERS (7326)       
-AK47 42380                    2   7  1  14         BOURBON & BONES (7784)    
-SNEPNAS 46222                 0   4  0  14         BIG LAKE GNOMES (7217)    
 UPANISHAD 52092               1   3  0  13         MODERN MYTHOLOGY (8222)   
 CABAL 45991                   1   0  0  13         BIG LAKE DESTINY (8446)   
 WOLLY LEPTONIA 44364          1   0  0  13         BIG LAKE FUNGUS (8162)    
 BRISZ 45983                   0   1  0  13         BIG LAKE LIZARFOLK (8444) 
 LOUSIER INTUITION 2908        1   0  0  10         DARQUE FORCES 20C (550)   
 WITTYBON MOT 52062            1   0  0   9         MEN OF CHATZY (7554)      
-UNAFFRIGHTED 32290            1   0  0   9         AVOID ALL PLEDGES (5914)  
 HISMAN THE HONEST 40863       1   0  0   9         BIG LAKE GENIES (7501)    
 VOSZ 45982                    1   0  0   8         BIG LAKE LIZARFOLK (8444) 
-MADMAN 52140                  1   0  0   6         GAMERS (7086)             
 SOPHOMORE SINX 52042          0   2  0   6         MEN OF CHATZY (7554)      
-SIR TANKS-A-LOT 52131         1   1  1   5         NEON KNIGHTS 43 (6759)    
 THE TORAH 52142               1   0  0   5         MODERN MYTHOLOGY (8222)   
 DOMINIK 45533                 0   3  0   5         FAR TRAVELERS 24.57 (8360)
 GUST 44527                    0   1  0   5         BIG LAKE MASCOT (8185)    
-QOG 3545                      1   1  0   4         ALTOIDS (664)             
-BRONZE ROSE 52138             0   1  0   1         BLUEBLADES (5117)         
 MY FIRST STEP 4009            0   1  0   1         SS02 3 (756)              

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GARBOW MANSLAYE 39290   5 11 0 AA LEGENDS 7200      ROBERT PAULSON  11106  155  
DEAD03 44366            0  1 0 BIG LAKE FUNGUS 8162 BLACK ORC              158 NONE
DOA1 40864              0  1 0 BIG LAKE GENIES 7501 ARENAMASTER            158 NONE
DOA1 44525              0  1 0 BIG LAKE MASCOT 8185 STONE GOLEM            158 NONE
CRIXUS 27911            1  2 0 BLUEBLADES 5117      SPOOKY 44751           157  
IZMO 3254               1  1 0 LORE LORDS 4 619     VEX 45994              158  
SSG 14 41662            2  3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  7645 MAX 13046              154 NOT REVENGED
DARK NIGHT 100 31081    0  1 0 NEON KNIGHTS 9 5692  ARENAMASTER            158 NONE
HAMMERFALL 31082        0  1 0 NEON KNIGHTS 9 5692  DARK CHAMPION          158 NONE
LORD BARLEY 31078       0  1 0 NEON KNIGHTS 9 5692  BLACK ORC              158 NONE
SUNDIVER 31079          0  1 0 NEON KNIGHTS 9 5692  MOUNTAIN TROLL         158 NONE
THE QUESTION? 31080     0  1 0 NEON KNIGHTS 9 5692  STONE GOLEM            158 NONE
FRESHMAN RIOT 51800     1  8 0 NEON RIOTERS 7326    BLACK ORC              158 NONE
TODD GACK 39423         2  3 2 PEOPLE I WANNA  7224 LEFTOVERS 1 14863      154 NOT REVENGED
ANCH 15487              9  4 0 PRIMUS REJECTS  2854 BANECASTER 36696       157  
PACHINKO 15498          5  8 0 PRIMUS REJECTS  2857 IT TRAINER 46718       157  
Y.T. 35708             10 14 1 SNOW CRASH 6567      CREAM PUFF 49913       154 NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MALEFICENT 13704        2  5 0 TENEBRIS MAGICA 2529 BLACK WIDOW 48992      155  
TWILIGHT TORNAD 37453   4  1 0 THRILL RIDE 6906     ISILDUR 34561          154 NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FRESHMAN RIOT was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUNDIVER was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HAMMERFALL was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LORD BARLEY was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DOA1 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DARK NIGHT 100 was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DEAD03 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DOA1 was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
THE QUESTION? was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUPPRESSION PRUDE vanquished ORCHIDSTRIKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
NO LIGHT TINGLE overpowered WINDFURY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
WELLS OF WRATH luckily beat SOLARIS in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
WRETCHED RHINO overpowered KARL FRANZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MY LAST WORDS was handily defeated by EL FENOMENO in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
THING DONE AVAILS was demolished by BIG HAT LOGAN in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
LOFTY INTEGRITY handily defeated REAH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
MY ADVICE TO YOU was savagely defeated by THE ADI GRANTH in a 2 minute struggle.
TERGRID was savagely defeated by IRONCLAD in a 2 minute bloody master's Title brawl.
BATTLEHEART was luckily beaten by VANGUARD in a exciting 3 minute veteran's bout.
BENJAMIN PENFOLD overpowered WINDRAZOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
PSYCHO HAMMER devastated POINT OF NICETY in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
ORLANA overpowered NEMESIS in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
ISILDUR devastated DEEPER ROOT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WARFORGED was luckily beaten by OLD GNAWBONES in a exciting 5 minute expert's fight.
TASTES GREAT won victory over CIPHER in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
LOCKFIRE was vanquished by OYSTER LOG in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GLADIUS slimly lost to SUREFIRE in a exciting 3 minute bloody expert's bout.
17 YEARS OF LIES was vanquished by BAMA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DAISY was overpowered by NOSY NEIGHBOR in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
MAX was overpowered by SEXY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
INKALA overpowered ELOPHIM in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CLAWBACK handily defeated XTC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LOST GEN-XER vanquished PERCIVAL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SPIRO RHEMUS subdued INSOMNIAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CONFLICT was beaten by SERIOUS SIMIAN in a popular 1 minute fray.
BLUE BLOCKERS luckily beat ICELAND MAXIMUM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
INTERESTING MAN was vanquished by ROBERT PAULSON 1132 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GALEN was viciously subdued by BAREBURGER FALLBACK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
SERAPHIM viciously subdued AGHOS in a 2 minute brutal duel.
EYAD overpowered CULTURE WARRIOR in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
JUJU was luckily beaten by METATRON in a action packed 3 minute bloody conflict.
DAOUD overpowered THE HOLY BIBLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MALCOLM outwaited THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a unpopular 14 minute melee.
PACIFIC TERRITORIAL demolished CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
MISSING MMM HMM was vanquished by DAWNSPARK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GRIMBLADE handily defeated SPECTER in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched bout.
THERMOPYLAE demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
RABI demolished ORANGE EMPEROR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody one-sided fight.
STALINGRAD handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
ZARGULG subdued FURY TIDE in a 2 minute brawl.
NOEL LEON was overpowered by GREAT BEYOND in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PRAISE PERSONAL savagely defeated CAPTAIN DEADSTAR in a 3 minute contest.
VEILED VIRTUE overpowered UPANISHAD in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
SARASH savagely defeated STRENGTH WITHHELD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody brawl.
VIETNAMESE SUDDEN overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DOMINIK lost to WOLLY LEPTONIA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
IZMO was murdered by VEX in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SOPHOMORE SINX was outwaited by HISMAN THE HONEST in a 9 minute novice's fight.
LAUGH LEFT OUT demolished BRISZ in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CABAL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VOSZ savagely defeated MY FIRST STEP in a exciting 2 minute brutal beginner's melee.
BUSINESS ANALYST was subdued by THE TORAH in a popular 3 minute novice's duel.
NERILKA was bested by WITTYBON MOT in a 3 minute bloody beginner's match.
GUST was overpowered by LOUSIER INTUITION in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         SLASHING ATTACK   62 -  52 -  7      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         WALL OF STEEL     37 -  32 -  3      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         TOTAL PARRY       64 -  57 -  2      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         AIMED BLOW        68 -  62 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         STRIKING ATTACK   93 -  87 -  5      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         LUNGING ATTACK   140 - 140 -  5      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  37 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  91 -  3      27  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  27 -  0      21  |

Turn 158 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        8 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 14         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         4 -  8         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     4 - 11         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   IRONCLAD -14326            10   6  0  115 VORPAL STEELE 61 (9419)
SLASHING ATTACK  SUPPRESSION PRUDE -30734   10   7  0  111 FANCY IT HAPPINESS (6393)
TOTAL PARRY      VANGUARD -20145            10   9  0   97 ORDER OF BATTLE (8334)
BASHING ATTACK   NO LIGHT TINGLE -19512      6   5  0   96 EAT NOT SMOKE (8451)
STRIKING ATTACK  OYSTER LOG -28278           8   4  0   83 TRENASSE TREASURES (6868)
PARRY-LUNGE      TASTES GREAT -22883         8   4  0   80 BEER MASCOTS (7467)
AIMED BLOW       LOST GEN-XER -14509        14   9  0   72 THIS MODERN WORLD 13 (9383)
WALL OF STEEL    WELLS OF WRATH -18723       7   1  0   72 EARLS AND TRADESMEN (8601)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RABI -22668                 4   0  0   42 ARABIAN NIGHTS 20 (7873)
PARRY-STRIKE     NOEL LEON 23210             4   3  0   39 WHISKEY CAVALIER (4280)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BENJAMIN PENFOLD 703.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SOPHOMORE SINX -13494.  The ten other most popular fighters were WARFORGED 
-19207, ICELAND MAXIMUM -16833, BATTLEHEART -19057, CAPTAIN DEADSTAR 1198, BAREBURGER 
FALLBACK -24388, PRAISE PERSONAL -30383, THE ADI GRANTH -20827, JUJU -16925, DOMINIK 
-20003, and VOSZ -19554.

The least popular fighter this week was MALCOLM -22619.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GUST -21009, MY FIRST STEP 4009, BRISZ -19553, HISMAN THE HONEST 
-24673, IZMO 3254, WOLLY LEPTONIA -21172, STRENGTH WITHHELD -19026, NOEL LEON 23210, 
ORANGE EMPEROR -13542, and SPECTER -22783.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TERGRID (86--25583) NEON RIOTERSF STEELE 79