DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/28/2025    Duedate: 09/10/2025

GREEN VALLEY ARENA

DM 87    TURN 26

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WARBANE
VORPAL STEELE 7 (432)
(87-2267) [6-1-0,53]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PIT FIGHTER                    WARBANE
NEON HORDE (201)               VORPAL STEELE 7 (432)
(87-1056) [5-6-0,46]           (87-2267) [6-1-0,53]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

NUKA COLA                      HERASHO
KULVAC'S VAULT (551)           MERR 17 (1526)
(87-2888) [0-5-0,15]           (87-7987) [0-2-0,14]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OF WOLF & ANT (422)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NEON HORDE (201)              23 
2. NEON POETS (1184)             21    PROJECT MAYHEM 596 (480)
3. NEON SUMMONERS (804)          21    Unchartered Team
4. NEON WINGS (652)              19 
5. OMEGA PROTOCOL (1705)         17    PROJECT MAYHEM 630 (514)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 5*PROJECT MAYHEM 630 (514)   5   0  0 100.   1/ 2*OF WOLF & ANT (422)       4  2 1
 2/ 6*ECHO OF STEELE 7 (923)     4   0  1 100.   2/ 4*ECHO OF STEELE 7 (923)    3  0 1
 3- 4*CHRISTMAS IDES (391)       4   0  0 100.   3/ 7*OF WOLF & A.I. (1314)     3  0 0
 4/12*OF WOLF & A.I. (1314)      3   0  0 100.   4/ 8*PROJECT MAYHEM 630 (514)  3  0 0
 5/16*THIS MODERNWORLD X (842)   3   0  0 100.   5/34*ERR 55 (1661)             2  0 0
 6/14*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (221)  3   0  0 100.   6/32*ERR 24 (951)              2  0 0
 7- 9*HOWLIN LUNCH MONEY (304)   3   0  0 100.   7/26*ERR 27 (954)              2  0 0
 8/15*PROJECT MAYHEM 599 (483)   3   0  0 100.   8/24*FAR TRAVELERS 2565 (1097) 2  0 0
 9- 7*SPORTSWARE (624)           3   0  0 100.   9/19*FAR TRAVELERS 2578 (1259) 2  0 0
10/23*ERR 55 (1661)              2   0  0 100.  10/22*BLADE OF ARES 10 (1399)   2  0 0
11/43*ERR 24 (951)               2   0  0 100.  11/20*BLADE OF ARES 16 (1405)   2  0 0
12/32*FAR TRAVELERS 2565 (1097)  2   0  0 100.  12/28*BLADE OF ARES 30 (1419)   2  0 0
13/33*FAR TRAVELERS 2578 (1259)  2   0  0 100.  13/25*MERR 1 (1515)             2  0 0
14/30*BLADE OF ARES 10 (1399)    2   0  0 100.  14/38*ECHO OF STEELE 49 (1624)  2  0 0
15/38*BLADE OF ARES 16 (1405)    2   0  0 100.  15/21*ECHO OF STEELE 53 (1628)  2  0 0
16/40*BLADE OF ARES 30 (1419)    2   0  0 100.  16/23*ECHO OF STEELE 54 (1629)  2  0 0
17/27*MERR 1 (1515)              2   0  0 100.  17/44*ERR 51 (1657)             2  0 0
18/21*ECHO OF STEELE 49 (1624)   2   0  0 100.  18/52*FAR TRAVELERS 2519 (729)  2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22*ECHO OF STEELE 53 (1628)   2   0  0 100.  19/ 0 NEON HORDE (201)          2  0 0
20/20*ECHO OF STEELE 54 (1629)   2   0  0 100.  20/60*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (221) 2  0 0
21/25*ERR 51 (1657)              2   0  0 100.  21- 9*HOWLIN LUNCH MONEY (304)  2  0 0
22-17*FAR TRAVELERS 2554 (839)   2   0  0 100.  22-10*CHRISTMAS IDES (391)      2  0 0
23/ 0*A BETTER VALOR (614)       2   0  0 100.  23/58*THIS MODERNWORLD 42 (836) 2  0 0
24/56*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (709)  2   0  0 100.  24/50*PROJECT MAYHEM 599 (483)  2  0 0
25/57*THIS MODERN WORLD 4 (718)  2   0  0 100.  25/53*FAR TRAVELERS 2528 (588)  2  0 0
26/58*FAR TRAVELERS 2513 (723)   2   0  0 100.  26/55*THIS MODERNWORLD X (842)  2  0 0
27-18*MERR 14 (1523)             1   0  1 100.  27- 1*SPORTSWARE (624)          2  0 0
28/ 0*DIAL B FOR BUBBA (1734)    1   0  0 100.  28/67*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (709) 2  0 0
29/ 0*BAKER'S DELIGHT (1698)     1   0  0 100.  29/68*THIS MODERN WORLD 4 (718) 2  0 0
30-46*BLADE OF ARES 2 (1391)     1   0  0 100.  30/69*FAR TRAVELERS 2513 (723)  2  0 0
31/ 0*BLADE OF ARES 11 (1400)    1   0  0 100.  31/ 5*ERR 35 (962)              2  1 0
32-47*ERR 53 (1659)              1   0  0 100.  32/84*OF WOLF & OOZE (418)      2  1 0
33-37*BLADE OF ARES 7 (1396)     1   0  0 100.  33/81*OF WOLF & DWARF (420)     2  1 0
34-36*BLADE OF ARES 5 (1394)     1   0  0 100.  34/85*VORPAL STEELE 7 (432)     2  1 0
35-39*BLADE OF ARES 27 (1416)    1   0  0 100.  35/86*VORPAL STEELE 17 (442)    2  1 0
36/ 0*OMEGA PROTOCOL (1705)      1   0  0 100.  36- 3*HOWLIN BIRDHOUSE (445)    2  1 0
37/ 0*BLADE OF ARES 58 (1446)    1   0  0 100.  37/77*ERR 16 (943)              2  2 0
38-41*MERR 2 (1514)              1   0  0 100.  38/ 6*TALES OF FRESNO 3 (1231)  2  2 0
39/ 0*STEAK GUILD 14 (1019)      1   0  0 100.  39/83*FAR TRAVELERS 2532 (592)  2  2 0
40-42*MERR 11 (1520)             1   0  0 100.  40-12*MERR 14 (1523)            1  0 1
41-44*ECHO OF STEELE 26 (1601)   1   0  0 100.  41/ 0*DIAL B FOR BUBBA (1734)   1  0 0
42/ 0*ECHO OF STEELE 39 (1614)   1   0  0 100.  42/ 0*STEAK GUILD 14 (1019)     1  0 0
43-28*ECHO OF STEELE 42 (1617)   1   0  0 100.  43-29*MERR 2 (1514)             1  0 0
44/ 0*THAT'S A WRAP (1700)       1   0  0 100.  44-27*ERR 52 (1658)             1  0 0
45-29*AMISH HARPIES (1118)       1   0  0 100.  45-31*ERR 53 (1659)             1  0 0
46/ 0*NEON POETS (1184)          1   0  0 100.  46-30*BLADE OF ARES 2 (1391)    1  0 0
47-31*ERR 41 (1647)              1   0  0 100.  47-16*BLADE OF ARES 5 (1394)    1  0 0
48-26*ERR 42 (1648)              1   0  0 100.  48-39*BLADE OF ARES 7 (1396)    1  0 0
49-19*ERR 49 (1655)              1   0  0 100.  49/ 0*BLADE OF ARES 11 (1400)   1  0 0
50-48*STEEL CITY (1696)          1   0  0 100.  50-18*BLADE OF ARES 27 (1416)   1  0 0
51-34*ERR 52 (1658)              1   0  0 100.  51/ 0*BLADE OF ARES 58 (1446)   1  0 0
52-49*FAR TRAVELERS 2515 (725)   1   0  0 100.  52-13*MERR 11 (1520)            1  0 0
53/ 0*UNIT 807 (166)             1   0  0 100.  53-35*ECHO OF STEELE 26 (1601)  1  0 0
54-51*OF WOLF AND MAN (314)      1   0  0 100.  54/ 0*ECHO OF STEELE 39 (1614)  1  0 0
55/ 0*PROJECT MAYHEM 592 (476)   1   0  0 100.  55-37*ECHO OF STEELE 42 (1617)  1  0 0
56/ 0*PROJECT MAYHEM 598 (482)   1   0  0 100.  56-17*AMISH HARPIES (1118)      1  0 0
57-55*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (704)  1   0  0 100.  57-40*ERR 41 (1647)             1  0 0
58/60*VORPAL STEELE 7 (432)      6   1  0 85.7  58-41*ERR 42 (1648)             1  0 0
59/ 1*PROJECT MAYHEM 597 (481)   5   1  0 83.3  59-43*ERR 49 (1655)             1  0 0
60/59*FAR TRAVELERS 2532 (592)   8   2  1 80.0  60/ 0*OMEGA PROTOCOL (1705)     1  0 0
61/ 3*FAR TRAVELERS 2531 (591)   4   1  0 80.0  61/ 0*NEON POETS (1184)         1  0 0
62-62*TURKEY DAY '24 (182)       6   2  0 75.0  62-42*STEEL CITY (1696)         1  0 0
63/70*FAR TRAVELERS 2519 (729)   3   1  0 75.0  63/ 0*BAKER'S DELIGHT (1698)    1  0 0
64/ 8*THIS MODERN WORLD 1 (234)  3   1  0 75.0  64/ 0*THAT'S A WRAP (1700)      1  0 0
65/10*PROJECT MAYHEM 604 (488)   3   1  0 75.0  65/ 0*TARRY A LITTLE (611)      1  0 0
66/61*ERR 35 (962)               6   3  0 66.7  66-61*VORPAL STEELE 1 (426)     1  0 0
67-65*FORMER ASSOCIATES (833)    4   2  1 66.7  67-49*OF WOLF AND MAN (314)     1  0 0
68/63*OF WOLF & ANT (422)        4   2  1 66.7  68/ 0*NOBODY'S PERFECT (200)    1  0 0
69-64*VORPAL STEELE 1 (426)      4   2  1 66.7  69-73*FAR TRAVELERS 2554 (839)  1  0 0
70/ 0*NEON WINGS (652)           2   1  2 66.7  70/ 0*A BETTER VALOR (614)      1  0 0
71/78*ERR 23 (950)               2   1  0 66.7  71/ 0*UNIT 807 (166)            1  0 0
72/81*ERR 27 (954)               2   1  0 66.7  72-45*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (704) 1  0 0
73-68*ECHO OF STEELE 18 (934)    2   1  0 66.7  73/ 0*PROJECT MAYHEM 592 (476)  1  0 0
74-69*PROJECT MAYHEM 606 (490)   2   1  0 66.7  74/ 0*PROJECT MAYHEM 598 (482)  1  0 0
75/75*OF WOLF & DWARF (420)      3   2  0 60.0  75-47*TURKEY DAY '24 (182)      1  0 0
76/71 PROJECT MAYHEM 596 (480)   8   6  0 57.1  76-70*FAR TRAVELERS 2515 (725)  1  0 0
77/73*PROJECT MAYHEM 635 (519)   4   3  0 57.1  77-57*PROJECT MAYHEM 606 (490)  1  0 0
78-72*FAR TRAVELERS 2509 (256)   5   4  0 55.6  78/ 0*SCIENCE OF DEVENSE (745)  1  0 0
79/83*FAR TRAVELERS 2528 (588)   5   5  0 50.0  79-72*EMU'S LAB ALPHA (780)     1  0 0
80/67*FAR TRAVELERS 2538 (598)   2   2  1 50.0  80/ 0*NEON SUMMONERS (804)      1  0 0
81/11*TALES OF FRESNO 3 (1231)   2   2  0 50.0  81/ 0*NEON NECROSHADES (194)    1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/95*VORPAL STEELE 17 (442)     2   2  0 50.0  82-74*OF WOLF & LICH (1327)     1  1 1
83-76*OF WOLF & LICH (1327)      1   1  1 50.0  83/ 0*NEON WINGS (652)          1  1 1
17/117*OF WOLF & GOLEM (1331)     1   1  0 50.0  84/14*ERR 21 (948)              1  1 0
85/24*MERR 15 (1524)             1   1  0 50.0  85-76*ECHO OF STEELE 18 (934)   1  1 0
86-77*MERR 9 (1517)              1   1  0 50.0  86-79*MERR 9 (1517)             1  1 0
87/45*ECHO OF STEELE 35 (1610)   1   1  0 50.0  87-75*OF WOLF & SELKIE (1321)   1  1 0
23/123*ERR 40 (1646)              1   1  0 50.0  08/108*ERR 23 (950)              1  1 0
89-79*OF WOLF & SELKIE (1321)    1   1  0 50.0  89/33*MERR 15 (1524)            1  1 0
90/35*BLADE OF ARES 3 (1392)     1   1  0 50.0  90/36*ECHO OF STEELE 35 (1610)  1  1 0
91/ 0*NEON ARTIFACTS (197)       1   1  0 50.0  13/113*OF WOLF & GOLEM (1331)    1  1 0
92/50*FAR TRAVELERS 2530 (590)   1   1  0 50.0  10/110*ERR 40 (1646)             1  1 0
93/53*FAR TRAVELERS 2534 (594)   1   1  0 50.0  93/15*BLADE OF ARES 3 (1392)    1  1 0
94/ 0*TARRY A LITTLE (611)       1   1  0 50.0  94/51*FAR TRAVELERS 2530 (590)  1  1 0
95/54*THE RESISTANCE 4 (75)      1   1  0 50.0  28/128*PROJECT MAYHEM 635 (519)  1  1 0
96-82*THIS MODERN WORLD 4 (719)  1   1  0 50.0  96/62*FAR TRAVELERS 2531 (591)  1  1 0
97/52*ERR7 (61)                  1   1  0 50.0  97/59*THE RESISTANCE 4 (75)     1  1 0
98/ 0*NEW WORLD (795)            1   1  0 50.0  98/63*FAR TRAVELERS 2534 (594)  1  1 0
99/ 0*NEON SUMMONERS (804)       4   5  0 44.4  99/64*FAR TRAVELERS 2538 (598)  1  1 0
00-84*EMU'S LAB BETA (779)       3   4  1 42.9  00/65*ERR7 (61)                 1  1 0
01/89*THIS MODERNWORLD 42 (836)  3   4  0 42.9  01-82*OF WOLF AND ELF (315)     1  1 0
02-85*EMU'S LAB ALPHA (780)      3   4  0 42.9  02/54*PROJECT MAYHEM 597 (481)  1  1 0
03-86*FAR TRAVELERS 2511 (721)   2   3  1 40.0  03/46*THIS MODERN WORLD 1 (234) 1  1 0
04/93*ERR 16 (943)               2   3  0 40.0  04/56*PROJECT MAYHEM 604 (488)  1  1 0
00/100*OF WOLF & OOZE (418)       2   3  0 40.0  05/91*OF WOLF & KOBALD (1328)   1  2 0
06/74*PROJECT MAYHEM 603 (487)   2   3  0 40.0  06/78*DOESN'T CARE (1107)       1  2 0
07-88*HOWLIN BIRDHOUSE (445)     3   5  0 37.5  07/11 PROJECT MAYHEM 596 (480)  1  2 0
08/80*DOESN'T CARE (1107)        1   2  0 33.3  08/88*MERR 17 (1526)            1  3 0
08/108*OF WOLF & KOBALD (1328)    1   2  0 33.3  09/87*MERR 16 (1525)            1  4 0
10-94*OF WOLF AND ELF (315)      1   2  0 33.3  10/89*KULVAC'S VAULT (551)      0  6 0
11-96*HOWLIN PLOW (447)          1   2  0 33.3  16/116*ERR 31 (958)              0  2 0
12/ 0 NEON HORDE (201)          10  22  1 31.2  12-92*OF WOLF & NAGA (1326)     0  2 0
13/ 0*NOBODY'S PERFECT (200)     4   9  1 30.8  14/114*MERR 4 (1512)             0  2 0
14/ 0*NEON NECROSHADES (194)     2   5  0 28.6  00/100*ERR 37 (964)              0  2 0
15-99*ASSASSINS (1281)           1   3  0 25.0  15-93*OF WOLF & HAGS (423)      0  2 0
16/90*ERR 31 (958)               1   3  0 25.0  31/131*PROJECT MAYHEM 603 (487)  0  2 0
17/92*MERR 17 (1526)             1   3  0 25.0  32/132*THIS MODERNWORLD Z (841)  0  2 0
01-101*OF WOLF & MAN (424)        1   3  0 25.0  24/124*PROJECT MAYHEM 595 (479)  0  2 0
19/ 0*SCIENCE OF DEVENSE (745)   1   3  0 25.0  19/119*FAR TRAVELERS 2527 (587)  0  2 0
20/97*THIS MODERN WORLD 1 (236)  2   7  0 22.2  20-94*OF WOLF & MAN (424)       0  2 0
03-103*OF WOLF & HAGS (423)       1   4  1 20.0  26/126*THIS MODERN WORLD 1 (236) 0  2 0
22/91*MERR 16 (1525)             1   4  0 20.0  22/ 0*FOODIES! (1786)           0  1 0
23/98*ERR 21 (948)               1   4  0 20.0  23/ 0*VAULT 17A (1735)          0  1 0
02/102*KULVAC'S VAULT (551)       2  10  1 16.7  24/ 0*VAULT 28 (1736)           0  1 0
05-105*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (710)  1   5  0 16.7  25/ 0*VAULT 48 (1738)           0  1 0
26/ 0*NEON'S LIBRARY (658)       2  12  0 14.3  26/ 0*VAULT 7 (1741)            0  1 0
04/104*ERR 37 (964)               1   6  0 14.3  11-111*MAN OF CHATZY 3 (1106)    0  1 0
28/ 0*NEON GRAVES (646)          1   7  0 12.5  05-105*UNDERGROUND LAB 02 (1295) 0  1 0
29/ 0*NEON AGENTS (650)          1  16  0  5.9  29/ 0*FRANCIS 5 (1258)          0  1 0
06/106*FAR TRAVELERS 2527 (587)   0   7  0  0.0  02-102*UNDERGROUND LAB 12 (1588) 0  1 0
31/ 0*GENTILITY KNOWN (602)      0   5  0  0.0  06-106*ECHO OF STEELE 46 (1621)  0  1 0
32/ 0*NEON MAGES (206)           0   4  0  0.0  32-97*MERR 5 (1511)             0  1 0
10/110*THIS MODERNWORLD Z (841)   0   3  0  0.0  33/ 0*BLADE OF ARES 28 (1417)   0  1 0
22/122*MERR 4 (1512)              0   2  0  0.0  15-115*MERR 3 (1513)             0  1 0
07-107*OF WOLF & NAGA (1326)      0   2  0  0.0  35-99*THIS MODERN WORLD  (1228) 0  1 0
32/132*PROJECT MAYHEM 595 (479)   0   2  0  0.0  36-98*OF WOLF & GHOUL (1334)    0  1 0
09-109*PROJECT MAYHEM 615 (499)   0   2  0  0.0  37-96*SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (1357) 0  1 0
38/ 0*FOODIES! (1786)            0   1  0  0.0  38-95*ERR 46 (1652)             0  1 0
39/ 0*VAULT 17A (1735)           0   1  0  0.0  17-117*ERR 20 (947)              0  1 0
40/ 0*VAULT 28 (1736)            0   1  0  0.0  40/ 0*NEON GENESIS (1182)       0  1 0
41/ 0*VAULT 48 (1738)            0   1  0  0.0  41/ 0*NEON WHISPERS (1062)      0  1 0
42/ 0*VAULT 7 (1741)             0   1  0  0.0  42-90*ASSASSINS (1281)          0  1 0
28-128*MERR 10 (1516)             0   1  0  0.0  04-104*BLADE OF ARES 6 (1395)    0  1 0
15-115*UNDERGROUND LAB 12 (1588)  0   1  0  0.0  12-112*BLADE OF ARES 46 (1435)   0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0*NEON WHISPERS (1062)       0   1  0  0.0  09-109*OF WOLF & TITAN (1317)    0  1 0
46/ 0*BLADE OF ARES 28 (1417)    0   1  0  0.0  18-118*MERR 10 (1516)            0  1 0
19-119*ECHO OF STEELE 46 (1621)   0   1  0  0.0  07-107*UNDERGROUND LAB 06 (1299) 0  1 0
48/ 0*FRANCIS 5 (1258)           0   1  0  0.0  48/ 0*PHOENIX PROTOCOL (1702)   0  1 0
20-120*BLADE OF ARES 46 (1435)    0   1  0  0.0  23-123*FAR TRAVELERS 2511 (721)  0  1 0
31-131*ERR 20 (947)               0   1  0  0.0  22-122*THIS MODERN WORLD 4 (719) 0  1 0
21-121*MERR 5 (1511)              0   1  0  0.0  51/ 0*NEON MAGES (206)          0  1 0
27-127*THIS MODERN WORLD  (1228)  0   1  0  0.0  52/ 0*NEON ARTIFACTS (197)      0  1 0
24-124*MERR 3 (1513)              0   1  0  0.0  53/ 0*NEON'S LIBRARY (658)      0  1 0
26-126*ERR 46 (1652)              0   1  0  0.0  54/ 0*NEON AGENTS (650)         0  1 0
18-118*OF WOLF & GHOUL (1334)     0   1  0  0.0  29-129*FAR TRAVELERS 2509 (256)  0  1 0
25-125*SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (1357)  0   1  0  0.0  27-127*EMU'S LAB BETA (779)      0  1 0
11-111*OF WOLF & TITAN (1317)     0   1  0  0.0  20-120*THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (710) 0  1 0
58/ 0*NEON GENESIS (1182)        0   1  0  0.0  58/ 0*NEW WORLD (795)           0  1 0
14-114*UNDERGROUND LAB 02 (1295)  0   1  0  0.0  59/ 0*NEON FANTASY (802)        0  1 0
16-116*UNDERGROUND LAB 06 (1299)  0   1  0  0.0  25-125*PROJECT MAYHEM 615 (499)  0  1 0
12-112*BLADE OF ARES 6 (1395)     0   1  0  0.0  61/ 0*NEON TRIBE (806)          0  1 0
29-129*MAN OF CHATZY 3 (1106)     0   1  0  0.0  62/ 0*NEON MOONS (814)          0  1 0
63/ 0*PHOENIX PROTOCOL (1702)    0   1  0  0.0  63-80*FORMER ASSOCIATES (833)   0  1 0
64/ 0*NEON MOONS (814)           0   1  0  0.0  21-121*HOWLIN PLOW (447)         0  1 0
65/ 0*NEON FANTASY (802)         0   1  0  0.0  65/ 0*NEON GRAVES (646)         0  1 0
66/ 0*NEON TRIBE (806)           0   1  0  0.0  66/ 0*GENTILITY KNOWN (602)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail GREEN VALLEY!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as SPORTSWARE is pushed 
out of top team by OF WOLF & ANT, who came from 2nd with a 1-1-0 this turn.  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for ERR 55 tonight, to 
honor their rise to 5th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying 
the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as ERR 24's 2-0-0 has 
earned them 6th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  ERR 27 has turned a 1-0-0 into 7th place from 26th.  Give me the recipe!  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing 
as FAR TRAVELERS 2565's 2-0-0 has earned them 8th place in the ranks.  I understand 
that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for BLADE OF ARES 10 tonight, to 
honor their rise to 10th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys 
have for breakfast this morning?  BLADE OF ARES 30 has turned a 1-0-0 into 12th place 
from 28th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as MERR 1's 2-0-0 has earned them 13th place 
in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  ECHO OF 
STEELE 49 has turned a 1-0-0 into 14th place from 38th.  Give me the recipe!  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for ERR 51 tonight, to 
honor their rise to 17th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys 
have for breakfast this morning?  FAR TRAVELERS 2519 has turned a 1-0-0 into 18th 
place from 52nd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as THIS MODERN WORLD 3's 3-0-0 has earned 
them 20th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the 
drinks for THIS MODERNWORLD 42 tonight, to honor their rise to 23rd after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  PROJECT 
MAYHEM 599 has turned a 1-0-0 into 24th place from 50th.  Give me the recipe!  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for FAR TRAVELERS 2528 
tonight, to honor their rise to 25th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as THIS 
MODERNWORLD X's 3-0-0 has earned them 26th place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for THIS MODERN WORLD 34 tonight, to honor 
their rise to 28th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  THIS MODERN WORLD 43 has turned a 1-0-0 into 29th place from 
68th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at 
The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as FAR TRAVELERS 2513's 2-0-0 has earned them 30th 
place in the ranks.  ERR 35 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 5th 
to 31st this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I understand that The Swinging 
Aardvark is buying the drinks for OF WOLF & OOZE tonight, to honor their rise to 32nd 
after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  OF WOLF & DWARF has turned a 1-0-0 into 33rd place from 81st.  Give me the 
recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging 
Aardvark, seeing as VORPAL STEELE 7's 6-1-0 has earned them 34th place in the ranks.  
I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for VORPAL STEELE 17 
tonight, to honor their rise to 35th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  ERR 16 has turned a 1-1-0 into 37th 
place from 77th.  Give me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for TALES OF 
FRESNO 3 this turn, a 0-2-0 causing a 32 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that 
team a dry towel.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Swinging Aardvark, seeing as FAR TRAVELERS 2532's 8-2-1 has earned them 39th place in 
the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to ERR 21 for 
their drop to 84th from 14th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I understand that The Swinging 
Aardvark is buying the drinks for ERR 23 tonight, to honor their rise to 88th after 
this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  MERR 15 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped 
from 33rd to 89th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but 
it pours for ECHO OF STEELE 35 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 54 flight drop in the 
team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as OF WOLF & GOLEM's 1-1-0 has 
earned them 91st place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  ERR 40 has turned a 1-0-0 into 92nd place from 110th.  Give me the 
recipe!  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to BLADE OF ARES 3 
for their drop to 93rd from 15th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  FAR TRAVELERS 2530 must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 51st to 94th this turn, with a 0-1-0 
acting as the weight.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks 
for PROJECT MAYHEM 635 tonight, to honor their rise to 95th after this turns 1-0-0.  
Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for FAR TRAVELERS 2531 this turn, a 0-1-0 
causing a 34 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our 
condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to THE RESISTANCE 4 for their drop 
to 97th from 59th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for FAR 
TRAVELERS 2534 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 35 flight drop in the team rankings.  
Hand that team a dry towel.  FAR TRAVELERS 2538 must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 64th to 99th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our 
condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to ERR7 for their drop to 100th 
from 65th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for PROJECT MAYHEM 
597 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 48 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team 
a dry towel.  THIS MODERN WORLD 16 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped 
from 46th to 103rd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or 
sneers, as the case may be) go out to PROJECT MAYHEM 604 for their drop to 104th from 
56th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  OF WOLF & KOBALD must be either in pain, or numb, having 
dropped from 91st to 105th this turn, with a 1-0-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't 
rain, but it pours for DOESN'T CARE this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 28 flight drop in 
the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the 
case may be) go out to PROJECT MAYHEM 596 for their drop to 107th from 11th.  A 0-1-0 
can do that.  MERR 17 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 88th to 
108th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as 
the case may be) go out to MERR 16 for their drop to 109th from 87th.  A 0-2-0 can do 
that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for KULVAC'S VAULT this turn, a 0-2-0 causing a 
21 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences 
(or sneers, as the case may be) go out to ERR 37 for their drop to 114th from 100th.  
A 0-1-0 can do that.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Swinging Aardvark, seeing as PROJECT MAYHEM 603's 2-3-0 has earned them 116th place 
in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for THIS 
MODERNWORLD Z tonight, to honor their rise to 117th after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  
And let's see, DOOMSCOURGE fought VAPID and gained 21 points and contributed to NEON 
SUMMONERS' 1-0-0.  HIGH-KEY has lost to PIT FIGHTER, falling 7 points, while helping 
make THIS MODERN WORLD 16 a 0-1-0 turn.  Due to his absence and inability to defend 
the throne, CRISPY YORKSHIRE has lost the title of Duelmaster.  We should ask WARBANE 
about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, 
he's now the one to ask.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that The Swinging Aardvark uses trolls in their stew.  Talk 
about gristle!   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  Well, sports fans, take notice that SALAD from ERR7 was GREEN 
VALLEY's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in GREEN VALLEY and I've a long road ahead 
of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in GREEN VALLEY again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARBANE 2267                  6   1  0  53         VORPAL STEELE 7 (432)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CREAMY ONIONS 964             6   2  0  67         TURKEY DAY '24 (182)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEVELLAND 3104                5   0  0  51         FAR TRAVELERS 2532 (592)  
-CRISPY YORKSHIRE 2062         4   0  0  48         CHRISTMAS IDES (391)      
 PIT FIGHTER 1056              5   6  0  46         NEON HORDE (201)          
 BANEFORGE 4824                4   0  1  46         ECHO OF STEELE 7 (923)    
-IMPERIUM 2236                 4   2  1  43         VORPAL STEELE 1 (426)     
 BLADEVEIL 2316                2   2  0  43         VORPAL STEELE 17 (442)    
-ROBERT PAULSON 1568 2560      2   1  0  41         PROJECT MAYHEM 606 (490)  
 PHOSPORSENCE 3105             3   2  1  40         FAR TRAVELERS 2532 (592)  
 FARM 5025                     3   3  0  40         ERR 35 (962)              
 NOBODY 1050                   3   2  1  39         NOBODY'S PERFECT (200)    
 OCHRE JELLY 2199              2   2  0  37         OF WOLF & OOZE (418)      
 ROBERT PAULSON 1651 2701      4   3  0  35         PROJECT MAYHEM 635 (519)  
-MCKAYLA 4059                  3   2  1  34         EMU'S LAB BETA (779)      
 NECROMANCY 101 3450           2   2  0  34         NEON'S LIBRARY (658)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ADRIENNE 4062                 3   2  0  33         EMU'S LAB ALPHA (780)     
 ROBERT PAULSON 1545 2522      3   0  0  33         PROJECT MAYHEM 599 (483)  
-BROKEN WING 4879              2   1  0  33         ECHO OF STEELE 18 (934)   
 GRK THIS 4386                 2   0  0  32         THIS MODERNWORLD X (842)  
-GUAC 1591                     3   0  0  31         HOWLIN LUNCH MONEY (304)  
 HAGROAR 2207                  3   2  0  31         OF WOLF & DWARF (420)     
 MAD RIZZ 1159                 3   0  0  31         THIS MODERN WORLD 3 (221) 
 BIFURCATED 3777               2   0  0  31         FAR TRAVELERS 2513 (723)  
 ROBERT PAULSON 1538 2510      8   6  0  30         PROJECT MAYHEM 596 (480)  
 OMNICHANNEL 3750              2   0  0  30         THIS MODERN WORLD 43 (718)
 LING 3085                     3   1  0  29         FAR TRAVELERS 2528 (588)  
 LEGATUS 8513                  2   0  0  29         ECHO OF STEELE 54 (1629)  
 ROBERT PAULSON 1563 2548      3   1  0  28         PROJECT MAYHEM 604 (488)  
 DECIMUS ARDENTIS 7372         2   0  0  28         BLADE OF ARES 16 (1405)   
 RHEMUS 3808                   2   0  0  28         FAR TRAVELERS 2519 (729)  
 EPOCH 4965                    2   1  0  27         ERR 23 (950)              
 BEST PRACTICES 1231           2   3  0  27         THIS MODERN WORLD 18 (236)
 JAKE 4927                     2   0  0  27         ERR 16 (943)              
 ROBERT PAULSON 1560 2543      2   3  0  27         PROJECT MAYHEM 603 (487)  
 LASTING PEACH 5897            2   0  0  26         THIS MODERNWORLD 42 (836) 
-RED WINE 5021                 3   0  0  25         ERR 35 (962)              
 ROBERT PAULSON 1540 2513      5   1  0  24         PROJECT MAYHEM 597 (481)  
 NECRODRAKE 3420               2   0  2  24         NEON WINGS (652)          
 FLINT 8671                    2   0  0  24         ERR 51 (1657)             
 BENNETT 4982                  2   0  0  24         ERR 27 (954)              

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHIPPER 4967                  2   0  0  24         ERR 24 (951)              
 DISTRESS 7934                 2   0  0  24         MERR 1 (1515)             
 EINDHOVENAARA 6619            2   0  0  24         FAR TRAVELERS 2578 (1259) 
 GRINK 6986                    1   2  0  24         OF WOLF & KOBALD (1328)   
 GRIMA 8617                    1   1  0  24         ERR 40 (1646)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBERT PAULSON 1638 2678      3   0  0  23         PROJECT MAYHEM 630 (514)  
 LEAFCUTTER 2217               3   0  0  23         OF WOLF & ANT (422)       
 ERRANT NOSTALGIA 3707         2   0  0  23         THIS MODERN WORLD 34 (709)
-WELCOME WAGON 4372            2   0  0  23         FAR TRAVELERS 2554 (839)  
 GRAVESPINNER 3391             1   2  0  23         NEON GRAVES (646)         
-BIKINI 3262                   3   0  0  22         SPORTSWARE (624)          
-ROBERT PAULSON 1639 2680      2   0  0  22         PROJECT MAYHEM 630 (514)  
 VAGABOND 8485                 2   0  0  22         ECHO OF STEELE 49 (1624)  
 VIVICA 3135                   2   2  1  21         FAR TRAVELERS 2538 (598)  
 MARROW-GORGER 5047            2   4  1  21         NEON HORDE (201)          
 CLODIANUS ACERBUS 7444        2   0  0  21         BLADE OF ARES 30 (1419)   
 DELIGHT THE HERO 3197         1   1  0  21         TARRY A LITTLE (611)      
 DIGITAL POETRY 6225           1   0  0  21         NEON POETS (1184)         
-CONSANGUINITY 3682            1   0  0  21         THIS MODERN WORLD 29 (704)
 DOOMSCOURGE 4191              1   0  0  21         NEON SUMMONERS (804)      
 HIGH-KEY 1222                 3   1  0  20         THIS MODERN WORLD 16 (234)
 BONE TYRANT 1022              2   0  0  20         NEON NECROSHADES (194)    
 HARVESTER 2218                1   2  1  20         OF WOLF & ANT (422)       
 URSULANA 3093                 1   1  0  20         FAR TRAVELERS 2530 (590)  
-ELECTRICAL WELL 2332          1   1  0  20         HOWLIN BIRDHOUSE (445)    
 HUNTER 4951                   1   3  0  20         ERR 21 (948)              
 KILL ZONE 392                 1   1  0  20         THE RESISTANCE 4 (75)     
-THUNDERSHADE 7990             1   0  0  20         MERR 17 (1526)            
 OMNI 6917                     3   0  0  19         OF WOLF & A.I. (1314)     
 ENNUI 5747                    2   0  0  19         FAR TRAVELERS 2565 (1097) 
 PRINT 8692                    2   0  0  19         ERR 55 (1661)             
 WOODY 5033                    1   2  0  19         ERR 37 (964)              
-OLIDA 1646                    1   2  0  19         OF WOLF AND ELF (315)     
 HITTER 5003                   1   3  0  18         ERR 31 (958)              
-BLUE CANARY 2333              1   3  0  18         HOWLIN BIRDHOUSE (445)    
 MUSK 4141                     1   1  0  18         NEW WORLD (795)           
-SOLOIST 2229                  1   3  0  18         OF WOLF & MAN (424)       
-NOOBADIN 1641                 1   0  0  18         OF WOLF AND MAN (314)     
-ROBERT PAULSON 1598 2603      0   2  0  18         PROJECT MAYHEM 615 (499)  
 CHIMERON 3097                 2   1  0  17         FAR TRAVELERS 2531 (591)  
 RED ALERT 8923                1   0  0  17         OMEGA PROTOCOL (1705)     
 POLEZEL 3078                  0   3  0  17         FAR TRAVELERS 2527 (587)  
 MUMBLY PEG 5543               0   1  0  17         NEON WHISPERS (1062)      
-BRULL 7973                    1   0  1  16         MERR 14 (1523)            
 POINTS AND FENCES 3889        1   2  0  16         SCIENCE OF DEVENSE (745)  
-HOSAT 8628                    1   0  0  16         ERR 42 (1648)             
 AFFARI 7981                   1   1  0  16         MERR 15 (1524)            
 SALAD 323                     1   1  0  16         ERR7 (61)                 
 SEVERUS MAGNUS 7308           1   1  0  16         BLADE OF ARES 3 (1392)    
 JUST TEXT ME 9068             1   0  0  15         DIAL B FOR BUBBA (1734)   
 LONDON BROIL 5313             1   0  0  15         STEAK GUILD 14 (1019)     
-GEORGE W BUSH 5797            1   0  0  15         DOESN'T CARE (1107)       
 SWIM SHADY 8902               1   0  0  15         THAT'S A WRAP (1700)      
 NUKA COLA 2888                0   5  0  15         KULVAC'S VAULT (551)      
 EMASCULATRIX 4384             0   3  0  15         THIS MODERNWORLD Z (841)  
 STAR FALCON 4181              0   1  0  15         NEON FANTASY (802)        
 GARY'S COUSIN 9092            0   1  0  15         VAULT 48 (1738)           
 GALATEA 4242                  0   1  0  15         NEON MOONS (814)          
 PROFFER CIVILITY 3155         0   5  0  15         GENTILITY KNOWN (602)     
 RAVEX 8416                    1   1  0  14         ECHO OF STEELE 35 (1610)  
 ESPER CHAMPION 1039           1   1  0  14         NEON ARTIFACTS (197)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MA TRUCK MADERA 6461          1   1  0  14         TALES OF FRESNO 3 (1231)  
 ATTIS 7985                    1   1  0  14         MERR 16 (1525)            
-MOLDBOARD 2343                1   1  0  14         HOWLIN PLOW (447)         
 HERASHO 7987                  0   2  0  14         MERR 17 (1526)            
 THAT'S WHO! 6462              1   1  0  13         TALES OF FRESNO 3 (1231)  
 DALVV 6999                    1   1  0  13         OF WOLF & GOLEM (1331)    
-BATKIN 7961                   1   0  0  13         MERR 11 (1520)            
-SWINKEL 3787                  1   0  0  13         FAR TRAVELERS 2515 (725)  
-DOZER 8679                    1   0  0  13         ERR 52 (1658)             
 CLOISTERED SOUL 3215          2   0  0  12         A BETTER VALOR (614)      
 DREAMTHIEF 1084               0   2  0  12         NEON MAGES (206)          
 PHAETHON 7983                 0   2  0  12         MERR 16 (1525)            
 HONEY BADGER 5794             0   2  0  12         DOESN'T CARE (1107)       
 NIGHT VIPER 3410              1   4  0  11         NEON AGENTS (650)         
 TACITUS VULTUS 7578           1   0  0  11         BLADE OF ARES 58 (1446)   
-GWELD 8624                    1   0  0  11         ERR 41 (1647)             
-THERAPY 7929                  1   0  0  11         MERR 2 (1514)             
-FAUSTUS MACUM 7318            1   0  0  11         BLADE OF ARES 5 (1394)    
-SPIKE 8681                    1   0  0  11         ERR 53 (1659)             
 RUFIO 7342                    1   0  0  11         BLADE OF ARES 10 (1399)   
 GLORELEI 3114                 1   1  0  11         FAR TRAVELERS 2534 (594)  
-CIRCLE 7942                   1   0  0  11         MERR 9 (1517)             
 VAPID 6612                    0   1  0  11         FRANCIS 5 (1258)          
-SURTAIN 4415                  3   1  0  10         FAR TRAVELERS 2509 (256)  
 BLOODBRAND 8508               2   0  0  10         ECHO OF STEELE 53 (1628)  
-CANIS VINDEX 7341             1   0  0  10         BLADE OF ARES 10 (1399)   
-GALILEE 5853                  1   0  0  10         AMISH HARPIES (1118)      
 LORICUS 7349                  1   0  0  10         BLADE OF ARES 11 (1400)   
-SNAG 8375                     1   0  0  10         ECHO OF STEELE 26 (1601)  
 ROBERT PAULSON 1526 2485      1   0  0  10         PROJECT MAYHEM 592 (476)  
-CAIUS VASTATOR 7427           1   0  0   9         BLADE OF ARES 27 (1416)   
-CORNUS SANGUIS 7328           1   0  0   9         BLADE OF ARES 7 (1396)    
 THE OPERATOR 4119             1   0  0   9         UNIT 807 (166)            
-APEX 8451                     1   0  0   9         ECHO OF STEELE 42 (1617)  
-YINZER 8881                   1   0  0   9         STEEL CITY (1696)         
-CASSIAN VULTOR 7301           1   0  0   9         BLADE OF ARES 2 (1391)    
 LASAGNA 8889                  1   0  0   9         BAKER'S DELIGHT (1698)    
 ROBERT PAULSON 1544 2520      1   0  0   9         PROJECT MAYHEM 598 (482)  
-FEEDBACK LOOP 3758            1   1  0   8         THIS MODERN WORLD 44 (719)
-BORT 6953                     1   1  0   8         OF WOLF & SELKIE (1321)   
-BARRAGE 8660                  1   0  0   8         ERR 49 (1655)             
 ADORA 8435                    1   0  0   7         ECHO OF STEELE 39 (1614)  
 NECRORAPTOR 3419              0   1  0   7         NEON WINGS (652)          
-INFERNIS VOX 7321             0   1  0   7         BLADE OF ARES 6 (1395)    
-CLEAN 7924                    0   1  0   7         MERR 3 (1513)             
-BIG BUCK 0B 5789              0   1  0   7         MAN OF CHATZY 3 (1106)    
-AI OVERLORD 6447              0   1  0   7         THIS MODERN WORLD 5 (1228)
-CONSUME 7944                  0   1  0   7         MERR 9 (1517)             
-BONZIT 7017                   0   1  0   7         OF WOLF & GHOUL (1334)    
-UL06 05 6842                  0   1  0   7         UNDERGROUND LAB 06 (1299) 
-LIVER BURGER 7132             0   1  0   7         SATAN'S SUPERMARKET (1357)
 MASTER BIOMANCER 6214         0   1  0   7         NEON GENESIS (1182)       
-HEXBREAKER 8471               0   1  0   7         ECHO OF STEELE 46 (1621)  
-QUICK PICKUP 7941             0   1  0   7         MERR 10 (1516)            
-BORDER 7914                   0   1  0   7         MERR 5 (1511)             
 BUFFOUT BETTY 9103            0   1  0   7         VAULT 7 (1741)            
-LUSSA 6933                    0   1  0   7         OF WOLF & TITAN (1317)    
-THE CURSED 7520               0   1  0   7         BLADE OF ARES 46 (1435)   
-PONTOS 7982                   0   1  0   7         MERR 16 (1525)            
-UL02 01 6819                  0   1  0   7         UNDERGROUND LAB 02 (1295) 
-UL12-01 8297                  0   1  0   7         UNDERGROUND LAB 12 (1588) 
-MAXIMUS 6733                  1   3  0   6         ASSASSINS (1281)          
-LARTEK 5906                   0   2  0   6         OF WOLF & HAGS (423)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SEZEEZ 6976                   0   2  0   6         OF WOLF & NAGA (1326)     
 ROBERT PAULSON 1534 2505      0   2  0   6         PROJECT MAYHEM 595 (479)  
 DIRECT 7919                   0   2  0   6         MERR 4 (1512)             
 STIMPACK JACK 9074            0   1  0   5         VAULT 17A (1735)          
 BLADE TEMPEST 4205            0   1  0   5         NEON TRIBE (806)          
-THE CLEANER 4950              0   1  0   5         ERR 20 (947)              
 MARIUS VENENUM 7432           0   1  0   5         BLADE OF ARES 28 (1417)   
 THE CONTINGENCY 8908          0   1  0   5         PHOENIX PROTOCOL (1702)   
 GHOUL WITH IT 9080            0   1  0   5         VAULT 28 (1736)           
-PHYSIQUE 8647                 0   1  0   5         ERR 46 (1652)             
-STILL SLINGER 7988            0   1  0   5         MERR 17 (1526)            
-MERK 4337                     1   1  0   4         FORMER ASSOCIATES (833)   
-GIMME SHELTER1 2891           0   4  0   4         KULVAC'S VAULT (551)      
 MOUNTAIN DEW 9331             0   1  0   1         FOODIES! (1786)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BUDGET 4929             0  3 0 ERR 16 943           NECRODRAKE 3420         26  
HAWKING 6642            0  1 0 FAR TRAVELERS 25 721 HARVESTER 2218          24  
GHOULRILLA 2890         0  1 0 KULVAC'S VAULT 551   BANDIT PRINCE           26 NONE
AKVUQ 6983              1  1 1 OF WOLF & LICH 1327  BANEFORGE 4824          25  
COVFEFE 5887            0  1 0 THIS MODERN WORL 710 AKVUQ 6983              24 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GHOULRILLA was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LEVELLAND bested AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 4 minute duel.
PHOSPORSENCE was subdued by WARBANE in a exciting 5 minute gory Title melee.
BLADEVEIL won victory over ROBERT PAULSON 1538 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
FARM was overpowered by BANEFORGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIT FIGHTER devastated HIGH-KEY in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
ROBERT PAULSON 1563 was overpowered by NOBODY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ROBERT PAULSON 1560 was viciously subdued by MAD RIZZ in a 5 minute gruesome fight.
ROBERT PAULSON 1545 won victory over HITTER in a 2 minute duel.
ROBERT PAULSON 1651 won victory over HONEY BADGER in a 2 minute duel.
GRK THIS defeated HUNTER in a 3 minute duel.
BEST PRACTICES was outwaited by GRIMA in a popular 11 minute brutal fight.
OCHRE JELLY handily defeated SEVERUS MAGNUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEAFCUTTER subdued GRAVESPINNER in a 2 minute bloody match.
HARVESTER was overcome by LASTING PEACH in a exciting 5 minute contest.
HAGROAR demolished MA TRUCK MADERA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PRINT outwaited THAT'S WHO! in a popular 9 minute gruesome conflict.
OMNI defeated NIGHT VIPER in a action packed 5 minute struggle.
DREAMTHIEF was viciously subdued by ROBERT PAULSON 1638 in a 4 minute bout.
ROBERT PAULSON 1540 was viciously subdued by EINDHOVENAARA in a 20 minute fight.
FLINT narrowly defeated POLEZEL in a exciting 2 minute bout.
ESPER CHAMPION was overpowered by LING in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BONE TYRANT beat WOODY in a action packed 1 minute fight.
KILL ZONE was demolished by LEGATUS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SALAD lost to POINTS AND FENCES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
NUKA COLA was luckily beaten by BENNETT in a popular 2 minute gory match.
URSULANA slimly lost to VAGABOND in a popular 11 minute gruesome match.
CHIMERON was savagely defeated by CLODIANUS ACERBUS in a tiresome 12 minute bout.
GRINK beat NECROMANCY 101 in a 2 minute duel.
VIVICA was overcome by EPOCH in a action packed 3 minute bout.
PROFFER CIVILITY was overpowered by DECIMUS ARDENTIS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
DELIGHT THE HERO overpowered EMASCULATRIX in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NECRODRAKE slaughtered BUDGET in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ERRANT NOSTALGIA beat ATTIS in a popular 1 minute match.
OMNICHANNEL overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
BIFURCATED handily defeated AFFARI in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
RHEMUS overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DISTRESS demolished MUSK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RAVEX was handily defeated by JAKE in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
HERASHO was overcome by ENNUI in a action packed 5 minute gory match.
CHIPPER beat GLORELEI in a popular 1 minute duel.
MARROW-GORGER handily defeated PHAETHON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BLOODBRAND won victory over STAR FALCON in a 2 minute gory match.
CLOISTERED SOUL subdued STIMPACK JACK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute beginner's duel.
DIRECT was demolished by DALVV in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
ROBERT PAULSON 1534 was handily defeated by LONDON BROIL in a 1 minute fight.
LORICUS handily defeated GHOUL WITH IT in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
MARIUS VENENUM was subdued by THE OPERATOR in a exciting 1 minute novice's match.
RUFIO overpowered THE CONTINGENCY in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
TACITUS VULTUS overpowered BUFFOUT BETTY in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
VAPID was handily defeated by DOOMSCOURGE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIGITAL POETRY demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MASTER BIOMANCER was overcome by JUST TEXT ME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
MUMBLY PEG was outlasted by SWIM SHADY in a monotonous 18 minute struggle.
GALATEA was demolished by RED ALERT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BLADE TEMPEST was unbelievably bested by LASAGNA in a 1 minute novice's match.
ADORA bested GARY'S COUSIN in a 1 minute bout.
NECRORAPTOR was defeated by ROBERT PAULSON 1544 in a popular 6 minute amateur's duel.
ROBERT PAULSON 1526 overpowered MOUNTAIN DEW in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         WALL OF STEEL     33 -   9 -  1      79  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         TOTAL PARRY       54 -  30 -  2      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         STRIKING ATTACK   95 -  80 -  7      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      16         AIMED BLOW        52 -  47 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  46 -  4      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  22 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    69 -  89 -  5      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  36 -  4      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  31 -  1      28  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  39 -  1      20  |

Turn  26 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  7         5  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 13         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       12 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         8 -  8                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  9                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    WARBANE 2267                6   1  0   53 VORPAL STEELE 7 (432)
TOTAL PARRY      LEVELLAND 3104              5   0  0   51 FAR TRAVELERS 2532 (592)
STRIKING ATTACK  BANEFORGE 4824              4   0  1   46 ECHO OF STEELE 7 (923)
SLASHING ATTACK  PHOSPORSENCE 3105           3   2  1   40 FAR TRAVELERS 2532 (592)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is NUKA COLA 2888.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HERASHO 7987.  The ten other most popular fighters were URSULANA 3093, 
PHOSPORSENCE 3105, BEST PRACTICES 1231, NECRORAPTOR 3419, HARVESTER 2218, NIGHT VIPER 
3410, DREAMTHIEF 1084, EPOCH 4965, RAVEX 8416, and WARBANE 2267.

The least popular fighter this week was SWIM SHADY 8902.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MUMBLY PEG 5543, ROBERT PAULSON 1540 2513, EINDHOVENAARA 6619, 
CLODIANUS ACERBUS 7444, CHIMERON 3097, PRINT 8692, ROBERT PAULSON 1560 2543, VAGABOND 
8485, GRIMA 8617, and MOUNTAIN DEW 9331.