DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/15/2026 Duedate: 05/28/2026
NOBLISH ISLAND ARENA
DM 93 TURN 713
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CORNET
BRASS BAND (1968)
(93-11538) [8-1-0,92]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY CORNET
BRASS BAND (1968)
(93-11538) [8-1-0,92]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
FRENCH HORN FRENCH HORN
BRASS BAND (1968) BRASS BAND (1968)
(93-11535) [5-4-0,36] (93-11535) [5-4-0,36]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GHOST BEARS! (1970)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS SUPPER (1971) 51
2. MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973) 39 RAGE (388)
3. GHOST BEARS! (1970) 16 Unchartered Team
4. BRASS BAND (1968) 16
5. DON'T AVOID US (1972) -7 GHOST BEARS! (1970)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*GHOST BEARS! (1970) 28 11 1 71.8 1/ 1*GHOST BEARS! (1970) 12 3 0
2/ 3*BRASS BAND (1968) 31 14 0 68.9 2/ 4*BASH BROS SUPPER (1971) 6 4 1
3/ 4*BASH BROS SUPPER (1971) 6 4 1 60.0 3/ 3*BRASS BAND (1968) 6 4 0
4/ 0*MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973) 3 2 0 60.0 4/ 2*DON'T AVOID US (1972) 4 6 1
5/ 1*DON'T AVOID US (1972) 4 6 1 40.0 5/ 0*MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973) 3 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in NOBLISH ISLAND this turn, and
let's start with a look at some of the teams. The BRASS BAND guild has had a 4-1-0
turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know where this kind of
thing can lead. And let's see, AMELIA fought EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and gained 15 points
and contributed to MC GLADIATOR PIT's 3-2-0. HOMEWORK has lost to COLD, falling 7
points, while helping make DON'T AVOID US a 0-5-0 turn. And all eyes were on CORNET
this turn as it ascended to the throne of Duelmaster. NOBLISH ISLAND has a new
victor! Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that
The Swinging Aardvark uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. GHOST BEARS! has cause to stand tall, as
they were NOBLISH ISLAND's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team
to beat. And avoiding GHOST BEARS! more than any other team we find BRASS BAND.
NOBLISH ISLAND, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports
fans, take notice that COLD from BASH BROS SUPPER was NOBLISH ISLAND's most
challenged warrior this turn. SLEEP of DON'T AVOID US had better have a good reason
for challenging down 8 points in a challenge which it lost. I thought SLEEP showed
great skill and promise when it was subdued by BURNED. All right, so I slept through
it! Big deal!
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. The Swinging Aardvark declares a free round for BURNED and all of BASH BROS
SUPPER, for having revenged DON'T AVOID US' SLEEP for killing one of their comrades.
A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the
fight is over. Consider well.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CORNET 11538 8 1 0 92 BRASS BAND (1968)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KIT FOX 11549 5 3 0 54 GHOST BEARS! (1970)
BUGLE 11536 8 1 0 53 BRASS BAND (1968)
ADDER 11548 6 2 1 53 GHOST BEARS! (1970)
WARDEN 11558 5 0 0 49 GHOST BEARS! (1970)
STORMCROW 11551 5 3 0 39 GHOST BEARS! (1970)
FRENCH HORN 11535 5 4 0 36 BRASS BAND (1968)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JENNER JENNY 11552 4 1 0 28 GHOST BEARS! (1970)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TUBA 11537 7 2 0 23 BRASS BAND (1968)
TROMBONE 11534 3 6 0 16 BRASS BAND (1968)
AMELIA 11564 1 0 0 15 MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973)
COLD 11557 2 0 0 14 BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
BURNED 11554 1 1 0 14 BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
YASUKE 11567 1 0 0 13 MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973)
MUSHY 11555 1 1 1 12 BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
INCOME TAXES 11562 1 1 0 12 DON'T AVOID US (1972)
SLEEP 11560 1 1 1 11 DON'T AVOID US (1972)
SPOILED 11569 1 0 0 11 BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
EXPENSIVE 11556 1 1 0 10 BASH BROS SUPPER (1971)
SIR MCDOODLES 11565 1 0 0 9 MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973)
HUGS 11559 0 2 0 8 DON'T AVOID US (1972)
HOMEWORK 11561 1 1 0 4 DON'T AVOID US (1972)
MAC SOMAIRLE 11566 0 1 0 1 MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973)
LUMI 11568 0 1 0 1 MC GLADIATOR PIT (1973)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ALONE 11553 0 1 0 BASH BROS SUPPE 1971 SLEEP 11560 712 JUST REVENGED
ROOT CANAL 11563 1 1 0 DON'T AVOID US 1972 MUSHY 11555 713
PERSONAL ADS
Sorry folks. Somehow I missed the turn, and since I also missed in DM40, it appears to
have been an envelope missing its timing to RSI. Bah, humbug USPS! But I did get the
DM Column and a Spotlight on tournaments in. Yay Internet! The Ghost Bears might be
happiest as it allow them and their mighty prowess to take over all the top spots.
Well done, Ghosties! -- The Music Man
Welcome Don't Avoid Us and the newest Assur Suppers! -- The Music Man (singing Home
On The Range)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SLEEP was bested by BURNED in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge fight.
HUGS lost to EXPENSIVE in a 3 minute beginner's Challenge battle.
ROOT CANAL was killed by MUSHY in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
HOMEWORK was bested by COLD in a 2 minute novice's Challenge contest.
KIT FOX was overpowered by CORNET in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
ADDER viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gory duel.
WARDEN devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BUGLE overcame STORMCROW in a 1 minute fight.
JENNER JENNY slimly won victory over TROMBONE in a action packed 3 minute melee.
FRENCH HORN viciously subdued INCOME TAXES in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fight.
TUBA outlasted OSKSI NOBLE in a tiresome 8 minute fight.
AMELIA overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's bout.
SIR MCDOODLES subdued CONVICTED THIEF in a 3 minute amateur's match.
MAC SOMAIRLE was overcome by MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's contest.
YASUKE demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LUMI was handily defeated by SPOILED in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 3 - 1 83 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 4 - 0 78 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 9 - 4 68 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
Turn 713 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 4 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK CORNET 11538 8 1 0 92 BRASS BAND (1968)
STRIKING ATTACK KIT FOX 11549 5 3 0 54 GHOST BEARS! (1970)
SLASHING ATTACK BUGLE 11536 8 1 0 53 BRASS BAND (1968)
TOTAL PARRY WARDEN 11558 5 0 0 49 GHOST BEARS! (1970)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE STORMCROW 11551 5 3 0 39 GHOST BEARS! (1970)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FRENCH HORN 11535. The most popular warrior this
turn was FRENCH HORN 11535. The ten other most popular fighters were TROMBONE 11534,
SLEEP 11560, BURNED 11554, HUGS 11559, MUSHY 11555, JENNER JENNY 11552, EXPENSIVE
11556, ADDER 11548, SIR MCDOODLES 11565, and SPOILED 11569.
The least popular fighter this week was TUBA 11537. The other ten least popular
fighters were LUMI 11568, MAC SOMAIRLE 11566, INCOME TAXES 11562, STORMCROW 11551,
KIT FOX 11549, ROOT CANAL 11563, WARDEN 11558, CORNET 11538, COLD 11557, and YASUKE
11567.