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Date   : 02/05/2026    Duedate: 02/18/2026

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 940

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 CAFE ERDMAN 12/1582 7928 3718  55 68.1    5 REDHORSE 56/823     1293 1324  11 49.4
    GLEBE DWEEBS 16/1565                        CASTAWAYS 65/1369
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        DARKLINGS 74/1160
    RAGIN CAJUNS 11/1672                        DARQUE FORCES 45/1692
    GREEN DISEASE 12/1695                       DARQUE FORCES 47/1693
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       DARQUE FORCES II 50/1694
    SATAN'S SWARM 35/1551                     7 MYTHOS 7 73/1612     768  940  15 45.0
    TAMPA TERRORS 19/1570                       MYTHOS 14 73/1571
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      JUDGEMENT 7 73/1675
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      EASTERN HORDES 12/1576
    HELL'S KITCHEN 36/1614                      EASTERN HORDE 3 73/1696
    SATAN'S SAINTS 63/1566                      LUDUS MAGNUS CC 73/1634
    SATAN'S WHALES 19/1599                      LUDUS MAGNUS CD 73/1670
    HELL'S DARKNESS 86/1673                     LUDUS MAGNUS XV 73/1617
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/1669
    BRINGER OF DEATH 14/1547                    EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 73/1608
    DEVIL'S CAULDRON 24/1678                    DYNASTY WARIORS III 73/1689
    HELL'S BARFIENDS 63/1606                  8 DUREX 100 43/1697    152  192   1 44.2
    EVIL EASTER BUNNY 84/1552                   SNOW FORT 47/1653
    SATAN'S RENEGADES 63/1656                   XXX BANDITS 33/1452
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                 9 GUESS 98/1558        853 1105  12 43.6
    SATAN'S APOCALYPSE 97/1562                  MOMMA'S BOY 84/1600
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 RETRIBUTION 31/1541
    HERO OF NEW ORLEANS 78/1686                 COCONUT ARMY 95/1518
    SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY 97/1611                 BUBBA'S FILTH 84/1684
  3 WARLORDS 20/1700     672  576  10 53.8      DEATH BY DESIGN 32/1407
    PHILANTHROPISTS 20/773                      DIVINE HERITAGE 72/1561
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510                      MUTANT ALLIANCE 86/1690
    PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1702                     V FOR VOLUPTOUS 41/1613
    PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254                     BUBBA'S BARBARIANS 16/1554
    PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271                     BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 47/1530
    PHILANTHROPISTS 60/1381                     EVAN'S SUPER SMASH 30/1605
    PHILANTHROPISTS 69/1227                     TROPICAL TERRORS 2 96/1647
    PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1549                  12 KHOR'S GRUN 85/1638  124  170   0 42.2
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    DRAGON JUNKIES 19/1627
    PHILANTHROPISTS17 84/1384                   WENSINWASIN G.T. 85/1639
    PHILANTHROPISTS43 84/1707                   DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 62/1632
    PHILANTHROPISTS II 85/1709                  KHORS PRAETORIANS I 6/1622
    PHILANTHROPISTS 104 84/1708              13 BASH BROS B 28/1660   77  182   2 29.7
  4 HOLY SLAUGH 11/1091   24   24   1 50.0      BASH BROS PARK 47/1665
    TOTEMS OF RAGE 11/1092                      BASH BROS OCEAN 31/1661
    THE WASTING FIELD 33/1094                   BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1659

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Free Blades reminds me of a tavern. The floors are sticky, and the air smells like a 
mix of sweat and bad decisions. If it were a tavern, I would still be here at closing 
time. Allegedly.

The elephant trampling through the arena is our first subject. Angels of Pain are not 
visiting Free Blades. They have unpacked, redecorated, and hung Apocalypse's title 
belt on the wall like a family heirloom. Sure, it has changed hands from time to time, 
but... Since I have been here, Apocalypse looks comfortable in the big chair. Lime 
Lizard gave it his all, and he was a fine champion, but Apocalypse came with a 
singular goal in mind. Lime Lizard's spirit-defense was no match. We got a very public 
educational seminar on why everyone fears an apocalypse.

Around the top tiers, challenges flew like empty tankards in a bad bar fight. 
Armageddon challenged Fly Swatter, and it is a moment that deserves to be etched in 
stone. Why? So future generations will know what NOT to do. The result was swift and 
embarrassing for anyone named after a biblical cataclysm who loses to household pest 
control. Ferocity took on Dragonov, which was brave in the same way as running into a 
battering ram headfirst is brave. The crowd liked it. Ferocity probably did not.

Mid-card carnage was plentiful and enthusiastic. Vile Vegan dismantled Segue in a 
crowd-pleasing mess that left everyone wondering how something with that name hits so 
hard. January O. Irontail continues to operate like a seasonal curse rather than a 
warrior. No matter who he faces, winter comes early, and someone else leaves cold.

Elsewhere, Free Blades tradition remained alive and well. Plenty of one-sided 
beatings, a few surprisingly long slogs, and enough gore to keep the clean-up crews 
employed until next turn. Redhorse was the most avoided team, which was surprising. 
Does Redhorse even issue challenges? Inquiring minds and all. Whatever the reason, 
avoids were issued, excuses were sharpened, and bravery quietly took the day off.

Overall, Free Blades had 59 fights with 8 challenges, making it the envy of all the 
regional arenas. Keep up the good work, gents and ladies. In closing, Free Blades 
remains what it has always been--violent, competitive, and slightly unhinged. As I 
pointed out in the opening, owned lock, stock, and severed limb by Angels of Pain. I 
would stay longer, but someone is screaming my name, and I suspect it's either a 
creditor or my boss.  Keep your guard up and your mugs full!

                                          -- Huard DePriest

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          262  55  1  221  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRAGONOV 85-1483             73  62  0  382  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660          50  29  1  350  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 AGITATOR 63-3702             42  14  0  346  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     253  51  0  325  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185         165  70  0  287  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179           52  37  1  281  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095       50  29  5  278  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600       93  25  1  277  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287       62  19  0  277  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 JANUARY O. IRONTAIL 84-25625132  20  1  268  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         230 306  3  259  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697       35  43  0  258  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     211  90  2  250  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297       24   9  0  241  TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)      ARUAK CITY
 UNSANCTIFIED 32-7029        124  50  2  236  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        51  42  1  235  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 HAWKINS 47-8949              32  15  0  233  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 SPICLUS 73-7766              46  51  0  232  LUDUS MAGNUS XV (1617)     ERINIKA
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186       27  36  3  232  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855  104  22  1  222  TAMPA TERRORS (1570)       ZUWAYZA
 D. DIRK WANN 32-7161         75  20  2  221  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982       79  34  1  220  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
-WISCONSIN 45-5079            38  40  2  216  BATTLE SHIPS (1560)        STORMCROWE
 LETHAL LOCUST 35-4790        30   8  0  216  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MALEDICTION 32-6998         137  45  0  215  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SEAWEED 31-6370              80  65  2  212  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PERICLES 73-7818             36  53  0  212  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570       32  16  2  212  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       166  43  1  211  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 ICECLAW 65-3364              72 128  0  211  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         256  57  0  210  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 TICKLES 9-3486              139 290  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 LIME LIZARD 95-404           89  90  4  210  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 SHARK 31-6525                56 101  0  210  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 PATIENCE 35-2005             49  50  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944    48  56  0  210  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 SUPER MAC 30-5685            44  53  0  210  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 UGLY ART 47-9458             39  39  0  210  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 MAKADOS 29-4704              37  27  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 CALL ME LOT 33-8862          33  45  0  210  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 OBSCENITY 84-33352           27  20  0  210  BUBBA'S FILTH (1684)       BLACKSTONE
 CHAOS 12-7652                66  95  1  209  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415          60  88  1  207  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 MIST MARIE 81-1322           45  28  0  207  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 LOUIS CYPHRE 32-7573         23   7  1  207  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SLANDER 97-7889             102  38  4  206  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823          50  93  4  204  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL
 THE MAYTAL 35-3644           21   6  0  203  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 SEGUE 13-5394               197  68  1  202  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786     134  19  1  202  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 PHIL PHILANTHROPIST 20-3330  39  67  2  202  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 FEROCITY 32-6259            148  51  0  201  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 THE TERRIBLE AWFUL 16-6684   77  69  1  201  BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (1554)  WILLAF
 SIR GARLON 73-7400           49  76  0  201  MYTHOS 7 (1612)            ERINIKA
 BRENNANS 11-8735             33  16  0  201  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 COURAGE 32-6353             125  42  1  198  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
-TRAM SATANS BLOOD 65-1106    64  61  2  198  SANGUINE SAINTS (1111)     DAL SHANG
 ALDALDON 56-3913             47  40  1  198  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
-BULLY 47-8410                39  39  0  198  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629          25  10  0  198  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 UBERMENSCH II 32-6227        33  69  3  197  DEATH BY DESIGN (1407)     ARVAT
-BLIZZARD 47-8887             23   8  0  197  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 ARMAGEDDON 32-7059          102  23  3  196  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SALT WATER 31-7012           34  46  1  196  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 TUB OF LARD 19-5990          62  43  0  195  SATAN'S WHALES (1599)      ZUWAYZA
 BESTIARII 73-7746            37  40  0  195  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
-LORD RAHL 33-9515            37  28  0  195  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581           23  18  3  195  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 OEDIPUT REX 84-53194         45  45  1  194  MOMMA'S BOY (1600)         BLACKSTONE
 WICKED WASP 35-4784         100  59  1  193  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 DOMINION 72-11326            70  89  1  193  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         53  96  2  192  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1659)   WILLAF
 SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894       27  22  1  192  DYNASTY WARIORS III (1689) ERINIKA
-DEEP DOOM 45-1933            27  17  1  191  PHILATHROPISTS (1368)      STORMCROWE
 GOG 14-5296                 107  98  2  189  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 DC MANGLER 16-6616           88  57  0  189  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 THE ADJUDICATOR 33-9804      37  43  0  188  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MARILYN 45-3712              27  38  2  187  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 VINDICATOR 31-5950           32  48  0  186  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
-DOOR DINGS 45-5247           61  73  2  185  BASH BROS CARS (1663)      STORMCROWE
 SATAN'S WHISKERS 63-3613     52  51  4  185  HELL'S BARFIENDS (1606)    AMEN-TEI
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854          47 137  0  182  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 TWILIGHT 86-31614            36  14  1  182  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 AQUINAS 63-3480             105  34  2  181  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           86 109  1  180  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAD POSTURE 35-2133          22  22  1  180  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 ALYAHOODI 11-2219            53  73  1  179  HOLY SLAUGHTER (1091)      ARUAK CITY
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478      32  35  1  177  THE WASTING FIELD (1094)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LINDSEY LOU 33-8930          38  39  1  176  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ISHTAR 73-7944               28  29  1  176  MYTHOS 14 (1571)           ERINIKA
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         50  28  1  171  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 ANOMALY 86-24847             15   8  1  167  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 URSULA 45-3713               28  23  1  164  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 ZHANG FEI 73-9900            28  25  0  164  DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1674)ERINIKA
-GNARL HAND ORC 35-4687       21   7  0  162  LORDS OF DOOM (1557)       MURSKA
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794         29  14  0  154  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 EXOUSIA 73-9420              28  27  1  154  JUDGEMENT 7 (1675)         ERINIKA
 SPRAIN 28-5195               53  50  0  151  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADACHE 28-5609             59  80  1  150  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 XUNDAM 85-1571               18  13  1  150  WENSINWASIN G.T. (1639)    JASPER GULCH
 BONE HELM 33-10609           25  26  0  147  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712        27  14  1  141  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 SKOACH 84-30600              21   6  2  135  PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (1708) BLACKSTONE
 SWERK 32-5206                19   9  0  134  PHILANTHROPISTS (1254)     ARVAT
 LEPERCHAUN 12-8017           21   9  0  117  GREEN DISEASE (1695)       RIZTAB
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             29  47  2  116  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (1670)     ERINIKA
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682           28  20  1  112  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 WIND RAIN 85-1832            20  10  0  111  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1709)  JASPER GULCH
 FRENZY 47-9949               23  15  0  107  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WINTER 31-6953               27  18  2  100  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565      23  13  3  100  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 RAGE HARMONY 84-17734        20   9  0   98  PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1707)   BLACKSTONE
 CALLISTA 19-4575             25  22  2   97  DRAGON JUNKIES (1627)      ZUWAYZA
 WAR MAIDEN 45-4743           36  41  1   92  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 LOOM 43-5570                 22  30  0   92  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SCREWFACE 33-6829            17   6  1   84  PHILANTHROPISTS (1380)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MELANROH 20-402              20  18  2   78  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 ATALAN 60-7656               17   8  0   77  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
-THEROD 35-4047               23  14  0   69  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
-LOVE SACRIFICE 31-1896       21  39  3   64  MONGOL HORDE (565)         CHIMLEVTAL
 DEWEY 73-9264                24  29  2   61  EASTERN HORDE 3 (1696)     ERINIKA
 VOICE ROCK 33-10683          17  22  1   48  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ARMAGEDDON was devastated by FLY SWATTER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FEROCITY was viciously subdued by DRAGONOV in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
APOCALYPSE viciously subdued LIME LIZARD in a 2 minute Challenge Title contest.
MALEDICTION demolished MIST MARIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
LETHAL LOCUST overpowered SALT WATER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
SUBTERFUGE devastated TICKLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
BILL P. GORE vanquished EXOUSIA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ALYAHOODI was outwaited by OLD HICKORY in a popular 17 minute gory Challenge duel.
GOG was overpowered by SEAWEED in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
THE DARK KNIGHT demolished CALL ME LOT in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
MARVIN HAGLER was demolished by OBSCENITY in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
SNOW CRAB LEGS handily defeated ZEBZAMBEZI in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ISLAND TEMPEST overpowered THE ADJUDICATOR in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SEGUE was savagely defeated by VILE VEGAN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody brawl.
BEAR GRYLLS overpowered PATIENCE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
COLOMBIAN OVERLORD overpowered SIR GARLON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JANUARY O. IRONTAIL devastated MAKADOS in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
SLEEPWALKER vanquished MARILYN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SPICLUS overcame ALDALDON in a action packed 2 minute duel.
COUSIN PAPA SMURF slimly lost to SHEET WITH EYES in a exciting 6 minute gory bout.
AGITATOR overpowered UBERMENSCH II in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
UGLY ART was overpowered by MAD DOG RUSSO in a action packed 4 minute one-sided bout.
MAGGOT SOUFFLE outwaited HATHU in a popular 7 minute fray.
SUPER MAC was viciously subdued by D. DIRK WANN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
FEROCIOUS FLEA overpowered BESTIARII in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
RAVIOLI WIZARD overpowered JOLTIN' JOE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
MOTHER GRIZZLY savagely defeated PHIL PHILANTHROPIST in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
UNSANCTIFIED handily defeated CHAOS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
COURAGE slimly lost to IAN KNOTTINGHAM in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal fight.
LOUIS CYPHRE subdued HATHU in a 2 minute struggle.
OEDIPUT REX was narrowly defeated by BRENNANS in a popular 5 minute brutal fray.
LINDSEY LOU was demolished by APPROXIMATE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
SHARK was beaten by SLANDER in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
THE MAYTAL handily defeated VINDICATOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WICKED WASP viciously subdued EAT IT RAW in a 2 minute gory match.
TYRANNICAL TICK demolished BAD POSTURE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HAWKINS devastated TUB OF LARD in a action packed 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
SHANKS PONY was narrowly defeated by SUN SHANGXIANG in a exciting 5 minute brawl.
CARELESS BEAR handily defeated DC MANGLER in a 2 minute mismatched melee.
AQUINAS was savagely defeated by HELYSE in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
SATAN'S WHISKERS was narrowly defeated by ICECLAW in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
THE TERRIBLE AWFUL handily defeated ZHANG FEI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DOMINION won victory over RUSTLING BREEZE in a exciting 1 minute match.
PERICLES slimly won victory over ANOMALY in a exciting 2 minute bout.
ERTL WISESTAFF subdued URSULA in a popular 3 minute fight.
SPRAIN was handily defeated by ISHTAR in a exciting 2 minute mismatched contest.
TWILIGHT demolished HEADACHE in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
SWERK bested XHUGHA KARGARIT in a exciting 5 minute bloody match.
XUNDAM viciously subdued LEPERCHAUN in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
BONE HELM was unbelievably bested by STRANGE BREW in a popular 6 minute fight.
SKOACH viciously subdued WINTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict.
OENOMAUS beat RAGE HARMONY in a 2 minute fight.
DELLAMITRI was vanquished by HELYSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
VENOMOUS FANG demolished FRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WAR MAIDEN was devastated by WIND RAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CALLISTA devastated DEWEY in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven match.
ATALAN overpowered VOICE ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHISTLIN' DIXIE vanquished MELANROH in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
LOOM viciously subdued LUCIFREYJA in a popular 5 minute bloody fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  31         LUNGING ATTACK   189 - 101 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  16 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         TOTAL PARRY       63 -  52 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  33 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         AIMED BLOW       125 - 129 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  29 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  35 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  53 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  54 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  32 -  0      30  |

Turn 940 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  1     AIMED BLOW        12 - 13         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  5         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  7         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      1 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       APOCALYPSE 32-5711        262  55  1  221 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLY SWATTER 20-2660        50  29  1  350 PHILANTHROPISTS (773)
LUNGING ATTACK   AGITATOR 63-3702           42  14  0  346 SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185       165  70  0  287 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
TOTAL PARRY      MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287     62  19  0  277 HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)
PARRY-STRIKE     ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570     32  16  2  212 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483     166  43  1  211 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
STRIKING ATTACK  ICECLAW 65-3364            72 128  0  211 CASTAWAYS (1369)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486            139 290  1  210 MY PETS (1272)
WALL OF STEEL    SHARK 31-6525              56 101  0  210 BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BONE HELM 33-10609.  The ten other most popular fighters were COURAGE 
32-6353, SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944, SHANKS PONY 56-3854, 
VILE VEGAN 41-5179, LOOM 43-5570, SEGUE 13-5394, MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287, MOTHER 
GRIZZLY 11-4297, and IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697.

The least popular fighter this week was VOICE ROCK 33-10683.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WAR MAIDEN 45-4743, FRENZY 47-9949, DELLAMITRI 25-2682, ZHANG 
FEI 73-9900, LINDSEY LOU 33-8930, THE ADJUDICATOR 33-9804, SALT WATER 31-7012, DEWEY 
73-9264, HEADACHE 28-5609, and SPRAIN 28-5195.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  4 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  1 0  ARVAT(32)            7  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  6 0  ERINIKA(73)          5  6 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           5  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       5  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  3 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     3  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          4  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  3 0  STORM POINT(86)      1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697      35  43  0  258  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 TICKLES 9-3486             139 290  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297      24   9  0  241  TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)      ARUAK CITY
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600      93  25  1  277  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394              197  68  1  202  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 GOG 14-5296                107  98  2  189  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250    211  90  2  250  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 THE TERRIBLE AWFUL 16-6684  77  69  1  201  BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (1554)  WILLAF
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415         60  88  1  207  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        165  70  0  287  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660         50  29  1  350  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794        29  14  0  154  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682          28  20  1  112  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 SPRAIN 28-5195              53  50  0  151  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 MAKADOS 29-4704             37  27  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SUPER MAC 30-5685           44  53  0  210  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 SEAWEED 31-6370             80  65  2  212  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711         262  55  1  221  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    253  51  0  325  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982      79  34  1  220  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287      62  19  0  277  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179          52  37  1  281  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 LOOM 43-5570                22  30  0   92  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 MARILYN 45-3712             27  38  2  187  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 HAWKINS 47-8949             32  15  0  233  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565     23  13  3  100  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 ALDALDON 56-3913            47  40  1  198  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 ATALAN 60-7656              17   8  0   77  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156       51  42  1  235  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 AGITATOR 63-3702            42  14  0  346  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 ICECLAW 65-3364             72 128  0  211  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712       27  14  1  141  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 DOMINION 72-11326           70  89  1  193  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 SPICLUS 73-7766             46  51  0  232  LUDUS MAGNUS XV (1617)     ERINIKA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        230 306  3  259  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629         25  10  0  198  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 MIST MARIE 81-1322          45  28  0  207  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 JANUARY O. IRONTA 84-25625 132  20  1  268  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 DRAGONOV 85-1483            73  62  0  382  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 TWILIGHT 86-31614           36  14  1  182  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 LIME LIZARD 95-404          89  90  4  210  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186      27  36  3  232  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095      50  29  5  278  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823         50  93  4  204  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL