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Date   : 05/14/2026    Duedate: 05/27/2026

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 947

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 CAFE ERDMAN 12/1582 8122 3782  55 68.2      MYTHOS 14 73/1571
    GLEBE DWEEBS 16/1565                        JUDGEMENT 7 73/1675
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        JUDGEMENT 20 73/1727
    HELL'S CHOIR 25/1710                        EASTERN HORDES 12/1576
    RAGIN CAJUNS 11/1672                        SWORD HEROES 5 73/1728
    GREEN DISEASE 12/1695                       EASTERN HORDE 3 73/1696
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       EASTERN HORDE 4 73/1725
    SATAN'S SWARM 35/1551                       LUDUS MAGNUS CC 73/1634
    TAMPA TERRORS 19/1570                       LUDUS MAGNUS CD 73/1670
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/1669
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 73/1608
    HELL'S KITCHEN 36/1614                      DYNASTY WARIORS III 73/1689
    SATAN'S SAINTS 63/1566                      DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU 73/1674
    SATAN'S WHALES 19/1599                    9 DARQUE FORC 45/1692   70   88   2 44.3
    HELL'S DARKNESS 86/1673                     DARQUE FORCES 47/1693
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     DARQUE FORCES II 50/1694
    BRINGER OF DEATH 14/1547                 10 GUESS 98/1558        896 1158  12 43.6
    DEVIL'S CAULDRON 24/1678                    MOMMA'S BOY 84/1600
    HELL'S BARFIENDS 63/1606                    RETRIBUTION 31/1541
    EVIL EASTER BUNNY 84/1552                   COCONUT ARMY 95/1518
    SATAN'S RENEGADES 63/1656                   BUBBA'S FILTH 84/1684
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   DEATH BY DESIGN 32/1407
    SATAN'S APOCALYPSE 97/1562                  DIVINE HERITAGE 72/1561
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 MUTANT ALLIANCE 86/1690
    HERO OF NEW ORLEANS 78/1686                 V FOR VOLUPTOUS 41/1613
    SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY 97/1611                 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 47/1530
  2 WARLORDS 20/1700     756  654  10 53.6      EVAN'S SUPER SMASH 30/1605
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510                      OPERATION: SANDMAN 17/1555
    PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1702                     TROPICAL TERRORS 2 96/1647
    PHILANTHROPISTS 29/1350                  11 MY PETS 9/1272       527  699   2 43.0
    PHILANTHROPISTS 33/1380                  12 DUREX 100 43/1697    168  226   1 42.6
    PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271                     SNOW FORT 47/1653
    PHILANTHROPISTS 60/1381                     XXX BANDITS 33/1452
    PHILANTHROPISTS 69/1227                  13 BINARY CODE 9/423    355  501   1 41.5
    PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1549                     KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455
    PHILANTHROPISTS39 84/1715                   HELL'S HEROES 32/1729
    PHILANTHROPISTS43 84/1707                   THE MONGOLOIDS II 81/1463
    PHILANTHROPISTS55 84/1716                14 KHOR'S GRUN 85/1638  135  194   0 41.0
    PHILANTHROPISTS II 85/1709                  KHOR'S INDIGENOUS 97/1640
    PHILANTHROPISTS 104 84/1708                 KHORS PRAETORIANS I 6/1622
    THE WASTING FIELD 33/1094                15 BASH BROS B 28/1660   92  211   2 30.4
    CASTAWAYS 65/1369                           BASH BROS PARK 47/1665
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                           BASH BROS OCEAN 31/1661
  7 S. S. RATS 49/117     38   46   0 45.2      BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1659
    STNLESS STEEL RATS 49/118                16 MONGOL HORDE 31/565   11   30   0 26.8
  8 MYTHOS 7 73/1612     798 1000  15 44.4

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Pull up a stool, pour something that smells faintly of cinnamon and regret, and let 
old Huard DePriest tell you what happened in the bloody carnival known as Free Blades.

First things first, we got ourselves a new Lord-Marshall. Lime Lizard slithered into 
the throne by choking the devil out of Apocalypse. It took us two minutes to crown a 
new champ. Somewhere in Arvat, the Angels of Pain are kicking chairs and accusing the 
Commission of lizard favoritism. Me? I'm just impressed that a warrior named after 
citrus and reptiles now rules the most active regional arena on the Isle of the Eye.

Meanwhile, Slander and Mist Marie fought for fifteen minutes. I've had shorter 
marriages. Folks were passing around bet slips, sandwiches, and a priest started a 
side sermon on eternity halfway through the fight. Slander finally dragged himself out 
the winner, looking like he'd been chewed by a Shew and audited by tax collectors.

The big moves this turn? Rustling Breeze absolutely crushed Ravioli Wizard. That ain't 
a sentence I expect to say sober, which is fortunate because I am not. The Wasting 
Field's crew earned themselves MVP honors with that little pasta-based tragedy.

Rage Harmony got turned into a cautionary tale by Booming Baritone. The choir boy 
stomped him so hard the arena musicians started taking notes on rhythm and impact. It 
was a quick match, reminding us that sometimes the song ends before we get to the 
chorus.

The North Fork crowd might want to hide the sharp objects this week. One and five on 
the arena charts doesn't scream top-level performance. Elsewhere, Bear Grylls mauled 
Ugly Art so badly the critics are calling it "performance violence." Tyrannical Tick 
took a big bite out of Rolf, and January O. Irontail kept stomping souls with the 
warmth of a smiling executioner.

Lungers are the apex predators of the Free Blades arena. They have a 65% win rate over 
the last 10 turns. If you're a Basher, maybe rethink your life choices. I know it is a 
rough road for that style, but not every road is going to lead you to the Primus 
arena. Maybe pick up a new hobby like pottery, birdwatching, or dying somewhere 
quieter. 

Let's talk about Sleepwalker for a bit. Why? The crowd loves him, that's why! 235-308-
3, and he is still here, shambling around the arena. He moves like a haunted tavern 
mop with unresolved anger issues, but he is the fighter the crowd wants to see. Free 
Blades respects persistence almost as much as it respects head trauma. In the Avoids 
department, Satan's Swarm avoided Philanthropists 2, while My Pets' Tickles was the 
most challenged warrior.

That's all from me, your favorite loveable disaster, Huard DePriest. I'd stay longer, 
but somebody at The Cooler bet me three bottles I couldn't outrun an angry bouncer and 
a fighting rooster at the same time. Turns out I can only outrun one of them.

                                          -- Huard DePriest

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIME LIZARD 95-404           95  91  4  394  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     260  51  0  399  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JANUARY O. IRONTAIL 84-25625139  20  1  360  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982       86  34  1  329  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 SLANDER 97-7889             109  38  4  296  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         263  57  0  294  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 FEROCITY 32-6259            155  51  0  288  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 AQUINAS 63-3480             112  34  2  285  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 THE MAYTAL 35-3644           26   8  0  274  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         235 308  3  265  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 D. DIRK WANN 32-7161         81  21  2  264  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478      38  36  1  259  THE WASTING FIELD (1094)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786     140  20  1  253  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185         171  71  0  243  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944    53  58  0  243  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 ALDALDON 56-3913             53  41  1  241  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 COURAGE 32-6353             131  43  1  238  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 UNSANCTIFIED 32-7029        130  51  2  237  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 BESTIARII 73-7746            40  44  0  228  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
 HAWKINS 47-8949              35  19  0  226  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095       55  31  5  224  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 ARMAGEDDON 32-7059          107  25  3  223  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371      48  56  2  223  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 J. B. DIGRIZ 49-402          46  26  0  223  S. S. RATS (117)           VITHICAR
 THE BISHOP 49-401            36  25  1  222  S. S. RATS (117)           VITHICAR
 DOMINION 72-11326            74  92  1  221  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 FERMIUS THE GAUL 37-1157     51  43  0  219  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 ISHTAR 73-7944               32  32  1  219  MYTHOS 14 (1571)           ERINIKA
 CHAOS 12-7652                70  98  1  218  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 THE ADJUDICATOR 33-9804      40  47  0  218  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MALEDICTION 32-6998         141  48  0  217  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 ANOMALY 86-24847             19  11  1  217  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 UBERMENSCH II 32-6227        34  75  3  216  DEATH BY DESIGN (1407)     ARVAT
 GOG 14-5296                 112 100  2  215  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855  109  24  1  215  TAMPA TERRORS (1570)       ZUWAYZA
 SEGUE 13-5394               203  69  1  213  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 DRAGONOV 85-1483             75  67  0  213  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 LOUIS CYPHRE 32-7573         29   8  1  212  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICKLES 9-3486              140 296  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           90 112  1  210  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK
 SEAWEED 31-6370              82  70  2  210  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        54  46  1  210  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 PATIENCE 35-2005             53  53  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 SIR GARLON 73-7400           51  81  0  210  MYTHOS 7 (1612)            ERINIKA
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660          50  36  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 ROLF 37-1553                 49  80  3  210  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 MIST MARIE 81-1322           48  32  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854          47 144  0  210  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 SUPER MAC 30-5685            47  57  0  210  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 UGLY ART 47-9458             42  43  0  210  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697       38  47  0  210  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570       33  22  2  210  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
-SHARK 31-6525                56 102  0  209  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 TWILIGHT 86-31614            41  16  1  208  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     215  93  2  206  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         53  32  1  206  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712        33  15  1  206  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179           55  41  1  205  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794         32  18  0  204  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629          29  13  0  204  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 TUB OF LARD 19-5990          67  45  0  203  SATAN'S WHALES (1599)      ZUWAYZA
 ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581           24  24  3  203  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 SKOACH 84-30600              26   8  2  202  PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (1708) BLACKSTONE
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       171  45  1  201  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287       67  21  0  201  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 SPRAIN 28-5195               55  55  0  201  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 OEDIPUT REX 84-53194         48  49  1  198  MOMMA'S BOY (1600)         BLACKSTONE
 SALT WATER 31-7012           36  51  1  198  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 PERICLES 73-7818             36  60  0  198  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          268  56  1  197  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 ICECLAW 65-3364              74 133  0  196  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 BRENNANS 11-8735             38  18  0  196  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 ZHANG FEI 73-9900            32  28  0  196  DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1674)ERINIKA
 MAKADOS 29-4704              38  33  0  195  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CALL ME LOT 33-8862          36  49  0  195  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186       27  43  3  195  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 VINDICATOR 31-5950           36  51  0  194  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600       98  27  1  192  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823          53  97  4  192  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL
 WICKED WASP 35-4784         105  61  1  190  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 SATAN'S WHISKERS 63-3613     56  54  4  190  HELL'S BARFIENDS (1606)    AMEN-TEI
 SOBER 65-6422                25  13  0  190  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 DC MANGLER 16-6616           92  60  0  189  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 LETHAL LOCUST 35-4790        34  11  0  187  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894       29  27  1  187  DYNASTY WARIORS III (1689) ERINIKA
 LEPERCHAUN 12-8017           25  11  0  187  GREEN DISEASE (1695)       RIZTAB
 AGITATOR 63-3702             44  19  0  186  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 HE 49-468                    41  21  2  186  STNLESS STEEL RATS (118)   VITHICAR
 LORD RAHL 33-9515            37  29  0  185  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 OBSCENITY 84-33352           30  24  0  185  BUBBA'S FILTH (1684)       BLACKSTONE
 BAD POSTURE 35-2133          24  27  1  185  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415          61  94  1  184  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682           34  21  1  182  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
-DEEP DOOM 45-1933            27  20  1  182  PHILATHROPISTS (1368)      STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADACHE 28-5609             62  84  1  180  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 DJAIK 9-589                  53  78  2  180  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 LADY VASHJ 84-27862          19  37  0  180  W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (1637)      BLACKSTONE
 EXOUSIA 73-9420              30  32  1  179  JUDGEMENT 7 (1675)         ERINIKA
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         55 101  2  178  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1659)   WILLAF
 SWERK 32-5206                22  13  0  176  PHILANTHROPISTS (1254)     ARVAT
 FRENZY 47-9949               26  19  0  175  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
-GNARL HAND ORC 35-4687       21  10  0  172  LORDS OF DOOM (1557)       MURSKA
 SIR RICHARD 9-524            47  44  1  171  BINARY CODE (423)          ZUKAL
 URSULA 45-3713               30  28  1  166  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 LINDSEY LOU 33-8930          40  44  1  164  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 VEXED VIKING 35-3641         28  19  0  162  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 BOOMING BARITONE 25-6687     16   2  0  161  HELL'S CHOIR (1710)        LYRATILAN
 MARILYN 45-3712              28  44  2  160  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 MYKUL 81-1018                44  59  0  151  THE MONGOLOIDS II (1463)   SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WIND RAIN 85-1832            22  12  0  143  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1709)  JASPER GULCH
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565      27  16  3  142  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
-XUNDAM 85-1571               20  16  1  140  WENSINWASIN G.T. (1639)    JASPER GULCH
 RAGE HARMONY 84-17734        23  13  0  139  PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1707)   BLACKSTONE
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             30  53  2  134  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (1670)     ERINIKA
 DRAVENDER 60-7655            20   9  0  129  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 DAGON 32-7564                19  53  0  128  HELL'S HEROES (1729)       ARVAT
-CALLISTA 19-4575             26  26  2  126  DRAGON JUNKIES (1627)      ZUWAYZA
 ATALAN 60-7656               21  11  0  122  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 APEFACE 47-10318             31  23  0  120  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 THE OGRE TROLL 20-434        23  16  0  112  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
-WINTER 31-6953               28  18  2  110  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 GOADRIC 84-9088              18   3  3  110  PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1715)   BLACKSTONE
 WAR MAIDEN 45-4743           39  45  1  109  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 MELANROH 20-402              23  22  2  108  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 BONE HELM 33-10609           27  31  0  107  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BALAAM 32-7638               27  33  0  107  HELL'S HEROES (1729)       ARVAT
 THEROD 35-4047               27  17  0  103  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903          24  25  0  102  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NALENTHU 56-3909             16   8  0  100  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 SCREWFACE 33-6829            22   8  1   98  PHILANTHROPISTS (1380)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 VOICE ROCK 33-10683          19  27  1   93  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WYL WILDLEAF 84-9103         17   5  4   91  PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1717)   BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIRO HETZEL 49-1063          21  14  0   86  STNLESS STEEL RATS (118)   VITHICAR
 ZENOS 84-10720               18   5  0   86  PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1716)   BLACKSTONE
 LOOM 43-5570                 23  36  0   79  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 NEMESIS PRIME 47-10643       19  11  0   77  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 QUIRMY 73-10027              28  16  0   76  SWORD HEROES 5 (1728)      ERINIKA
-A.Z. ZELL 32-7867            20  13  1   74  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 HIAWATHA 97-7160             18  16  4   74  KHOR'S INDIGENOUS (1640)   SHADOW GROVE
 ADOEL 73-9389                23  24  0   72  JUDGEMENT 1 (1726)         ERINIKA
 EVANGELINA 73-9746           24  22  0   66  JUDGEMENT 20 (1727)        ERINIKA
 LOVE SACRIFICE 31-1896       22  40  3   64  MONGOL HORDE (565)         CHIMLEVTAL
 THE OGRE SPRITE 20-403       19  15  0   64  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 DEWEY 73-9264                25  35  2   56  EASTERN HORDE 3 (1696)     ERINIKA
-EMRY 4-5357                  14   7  0   49  PHILANTHROPISTS2 (1718)    JHELUM
 LYVELLE 73-9266              26  24  1   48  EASTERN HORDE 4 (1725)     ERINIKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

APOCALYPSE was viciously subdued by LIME LIZARD in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
SLANDER outlasted MIST MARIE in a exciting 15 minute gory Challenge melee.
BEAR GRYLLS vanquished UGLY ART in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
MAGGOT SOUFFLE was savagely defeated by THE MAYTAL in a 3 minute competition.
ARMAGEDDON overpowered SIR GARLON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
OLD HICKORY devastated BAD POSTURE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
DC MANGLER lost to ISHTAR in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
THE DARK KNIGHT unbelievably bested TICKLES in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
MALEDICTION overpowered SHANKS PONY in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GOG savagely defeated SPRAIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
LEPERCHAUN bested EXOUSIA in a exciting 3 minute Challenge battle.
BOOMING BARITONE devastated RAGE HARMONY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LOVE SACRIFICE was handily defeated by ZENOS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JANUARY O. IRONTAIL overpowered SEAWEED in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SLEEPWALKER handily defeated WICKED WASP in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
COUSIN PAPA SMURF devastated JOLTIN' JOE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided brawl.
SOBER was demolished by BESTIARII in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
SATAN'S WHISKERS was handily defeated by LUCIUS CATALINE in a 1 minute competition.
SUBTERFUGE defeated CARELESS BEAR in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
AQUINAS overcame SUPER MAC in a action packed 4 minute duel.
ALDALDON viciously subdued AGITATOR in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
RAVIOLI WIZARD was overpowered by RUSTLING BREEZE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
OEDIPUT REX was narrowly defeated by CHAOS in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
VINDICATOR was overpowered by TWILIGHT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FEROCIOUS FLEA overpowered ZEBZAMBEZI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
TYRANNICAL TICK vanquished ROLF in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
PATIENCE slimly lost to SHEET WITH EYES in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
FEROCITY subdued FLY SWATTER in a popular 4 minute fight.
COURAGE overpowered IAN KNOTTINGHAM in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
UNSANCTIFIED viciously subdued ERTL WISESTAFF in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
D. DIRK WANN demolished VILE VEGAN in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
CALL ME LOT was savagely defeated by UBERMENSCH II in a exciting 1 minute match.
SNOW CRAB LEGS demolished ICECLAW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SEGUE narrowly defeated LADY VASHJ in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
LOUIS CYPHRE demolished LINDSEY LOU in a 2 minute brutal uneven competition.
LORD RAHL was overpowered by VENOMOUS FANG in a 1 minute uneven battle.
THE ADJUDICATOR won victory over PERICLES in a exciting 4 minute bloody struggle.
APPROXIMATE vanquished MARILYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BILL P. GORE overpowered OBSCENITY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
SALT WATER was subdued by ANOMALY in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
LETHAL LOCUST defeated DJAIK in a popular 1 minute duel.
FERMIUS THE GAUL savagely defeated ZHANG FEI in a popular 6 minute bloody fray.
SKOACH vanquished FRENZY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
EAT IT RAW was savagely defeated by COLOMBIAN OVERLORD in a 2 minute brutal battle.
HAWKINS overpowered MAKADOS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched bout.
MAD DOG RUSSO handily defeated HEADACHE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE BISHOP demolished SUN SHANGXIANG in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched battle.
J. B. DIGRIZ demolished ISLAND TEMPEST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched battle.
HE was luckily beaten by STRANGE BREW in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory duel.
TUB OF LARD overpowered SWERK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
DOMINION savagely defeated BRENNANS in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
DRAGONOV handily defeated SIR RICHARD in a popular 3 minute mismatched battle.
DELLAMITRI devastated DAGON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
URSULA demolished ATALAN in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
MARVIN HAGLER overpowered WHISTLIN' DIXIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VEXED VIKING vanquished WAR MAIDEN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BALAAM was demolished by OENOMAUS in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
MYKUL overpowered MELANROH in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
WIND RAIN viciously subdued APEFACE in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
BONE HELM was demolished by DRAVENDER in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
THEROD viciously subdued NEMESIS PRIME in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal duel.
NALENTHU overcame LYVELLE in a 2 minute match.
THE OGRE TROLL demolished QUIRMY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ONYB ENGLVAR demolished DEWEY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOADRIC handily defeated LUCIFREYJA in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
HIAWATHA lost to VOICE ROCK in a popular 1 minute fight.
EVANGELINA was outwaited by LOOM in a action packed 8 minute match.
ADOEL was handily defeated by SCREWFACE in a exciting 4 minute bloody one-sided duel.
MIRO HETZEL overpowered THE OGRE SPRITE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  35         LUNGING ATTACK   209 - 111 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                      29         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  29 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         TOTAL PARRY       65 -  56 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         AIMED BLOW       127 - 130 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     38 -  41 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  34 -  0      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  25 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  45 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    36 -  59 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  52 -  0      36  |

Turn 947 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  1     AIMED BLOW        14 - 15         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 14     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  7         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  6         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     4 -  6     
                              WALL OF STEEL      2 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LIME LIZARD 95-404         95  91  4  394 COCONUT ARMY (1518)
AIMED BLOW       SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740   260  51  0  399 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
SLASHING ATTACK  FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982     86  34  1  329 SATAN'S SWARM (1551)
TOTAL PARRY      SLANDER 97-7889           109  38  4  296 SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185       171  71  0  243 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
BASHING ATTACK   ARMAGEDDON 32-7059        107  25  3  223 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371    48  56  2  223 ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)
WALL OF STEEL    THE BISHOP 49-401          36  25  1  222 S. S. RATS (117)
STRIKING ATTACK  SHANKS PONY 56-3854        47 144  0  210 REDHORSE (823)
PARRY-STRIKE     ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570     33  22  2  210 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HE 49-468.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLY SWATTER 20-2660, 
MIST MARIE 81-1322, ZHANG FEI 73-9900, DOMINION 72-11326, FERMIUS THE GAUL 37-1157, 
NEMESIS PRIME 47-10643, CARELESS BEAR 62-4156, PERICLES 73-7818, THE MAYTAL 35-3644, 
and SUPER MAC 30-5685.

The least popular fighter this week was BALAAM 32-7638.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WAR MAIDEN 45-4743, WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565, LORD RAHL 33-9515, ICECLAW 
65-3364, VINDICATOR 31-5950, SOBER 65-6422, WICKED WASP 35-4784, SEAWEED 31-6370, 
RAGE HARMONY 84-17734, and SIR GARLON 73-7400.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  4 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  3 0  ARVAT(32)            9  4 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  5  4 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           6  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          4 10 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       5  5 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          4  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  5 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     2  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  3 0  VITHICAR(49)         3  1 0  STORM POINT(86)      2  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
IAYE(30)             0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697      38  47  0  210  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 TICKLES 9-3486             140 296  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 BRENNANS 11-8735            38  18  0  196  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 CHAOS 12-7652               70  98  1  218  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394              203  69  1  213  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 GOG 14-5296                112 100  2  215  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250    215  93  2  206  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 DC MANGLER 16-6616          92  60  0  189  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415         61  94  1  184  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        171  71  0  243  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660         50  36  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794        32  18  0  204  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682          34  21  1  182  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 SPRAIN 28-5195              55  55  0  201  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 MAKADOS 29-4704             38  33  0  195  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SUPER MAC 30-5685           47  57  0  210  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 SEAWEED 31-6370             82  70  2  210  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 FEROCITY 32-6259           155  51  0  288  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    260  51  0  399  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982      86  34  1  329  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287      67  21  0  201  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371     48  56  2  223  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179          55  41  1  205  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 LOOM 43-5570                23  36  0   79  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 URSULA 45-3713              30  28  1  166  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 HAWKINS 47-8949             35  19  0  226  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 J. B. DIGRIZ 49-402         46  26  0  223  S. S. RATS (117)           VITHICAR
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565     27  16  3  142  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 ALDALDON 56-3913            53  41  1  241  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 DRAVENDER 60-7655           20   9  0  129  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156       54  46  1  210  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 AQUINAS 63-3480            112  34  2  285  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 ICECLAW 65-3364             74 133  0  196  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712       33  15  1  206  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 DOMINION 72-11326           74  92  1  221  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944   53  58  0  243  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        235 308  3  265  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629         29  13  0  204  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 MIST MARIE 81-1322          48  32  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 JANUARY O. IRONTA 84-25625 139  20  1  360  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 DRAGONOV 85-1483            75  67  0  213  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 ANOMALY 86-24847            19  11  1  217  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 LIME LIZARD 95-404          95  91  4  394  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186      27  43  3  195  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SLANDER 97-7889            109  38  4  296  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823         53  97  4  192  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL