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Date   : 06/25/2026    Duedate: 07/08/2026

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 950

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 CAFE ERDMAN 12/1582 8196 3817  55 68.2      DARKLINGS 74/1160
    GLEBE DWEEBS 16/1565                      6 DARQUE FORC 45/1692   80   99   3 44.7
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        DARQUE FORCES 47/1693
    HELL'S CHOIR 25/1710                        DARQUE FORCES II 50/1694
    RAGIN CAJUNS 11/1672                      7 MYTHOS 7 73/1612     818 1025  15 44.4
    GREEN DISEASE 12/1695                       MYTHOS 14 73/1571
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       JUDGEMENT 1 73/1726
    SATAN'S SWARM 35/1551                       JUDGEMENT 20 73/1727
    TAMPA TERRORS 19/1570                       EASTERN HORDES 12/1576
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      SWORD HEROES 5 73/1728
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      EASTERN HORDE 3 73/1696
    HELL'S KITCHEN 36/1614                      EASTERN HORDE 4 73/1725
    SATAN'S SAINTS 63/1566                      LUDUS MAGNUS CC 73/1634
    SATAN'S WHALES 19/1599                      LUDUS MAGNUS CD 73/1670
    HELL'S DARKNESS 86/1673                     LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/1669
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 73/1608
    BRINGER OF DEATH 14/1547                    DYNASTY WARIORS III 73/1689
    DEVIL'S CAULDRON 24/1678                    DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU 73/1674
    HELL'S BARFIENDS 63/1606                  8 GUESS 98/1558        914 1179  12 43.7
    EVIL EASTER BUNNY 84/1552                   MOMMA'S BOY 84/1600
    SATAN'S RENEGADES 63/1656                   RETRIBUTION 31/1541
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   COCONUT ARMY 95/1518
    SATAN'S APOCALYPSE 97/1562                  DEATH BY DESIGN 32/1407
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 DIVINE HERITAGE 72/1561
    HERO OF NEW ORLEANS 78/1686                 MUTANT ALLIANCE 86/1690
    SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY 97/1611                 V FOR VOLUPTOUS 41/1613
  2 THE WASTING 33/1094   41   36   1 53.2      BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 47/1530
  3 WARLORDS 20/1700     796  708  10 52.9      EVAN'S SUPER SMASH 30/1605
    LORDS OF DOOM 35/1557                       OPERATION: SANDMAN 17/1555
    PHILANTHROPISTS 1/1730                      TROPICAL TERRORS 2 96/1647
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510                    9 MY PETS 9/1272       528  701   2 43.0
    PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1702                  10 BINARY CODE 9/423    370  513   1 41.9
    PHILANTHROPISTS 29/1350                     THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254                     KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    PHILANTHROPISTS 33/1380                     ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455
    PHILANTHROPISTS 41/1732                     HELL'S HEROES 32/1729
    PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271                     THE MONGOLOIDS II 81/1463
    PHILANTHROPISTS 60/1381                  11 DUREX 100 43/1697    174  241   1 41.9
    PHILANTHROPISTS 61/1268                     SNOW FORT 47/1653
    PHILANTHROPISTS 69/1227                     XXX BANDITS 33/1452
    PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1549                  12 KHOR'S GRUN 85/1638  144  200   0 41.9
    PHILANTHROPISTS2 4/1718                     W.S.W.I.B.G.C. 84/1637
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    KHOR'S INDIGENOUS 97/1640
    PHILANTHROPISTS17 84/1384                   DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 62/1632
    PHILANTHROPISTS39 84/1715                   KHORS PRAETORIANS I 6/1622
    PHILANTHROPISTS42 84/1717                13 BASH BROS B 28/1660   97  224   2 30.2
    PHILANTHROPISTS43 84/1707                   BASH BROS PARK 47/1665
    PHILANTHROPISTS55 84/1716                   BASH BROS OCEAN 31/1661
    PHILANTHROPISTS II 85/1709                  BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1659
    PHILANTHROPISTS 121 84/1712              14 MONGOL HORDE 31/565   14   33   0 29.8
  4 REDHORSE 56/823     1303 1344  11 49.2      TOILET GHOSTS 53/1731

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Buy me a drink and let's sort through another turn in Free Blades. If you have come 
looking for corpses, you will leave disappointed. Seventy-two fights and not a single 
death. I've seen tavern dart leagues with higher body counts. Still, there were enough 
bruised bodies and crushed egos scattered around the arena to keep the healers and 
bartenders busy for weeks.

At the top, Lime Lizard held onto the Lord-Marshall's throne by swatting aside the 
mighty Sheet With Eyes. Challenging the Lord-Marshall takes courage. Walking away 
after getting flattened takes a healer. The crown stays put on Lime Lizard's brow.

The biggest eyebrow-raiser of the turn belongs to The Maytal, who handed Bear Grylls a 
beating that few expected. That's the type of upset that makes bookmakers suddenly 
remember important appointments across town or in Murska. Bear's still one of the 
nastiest customers in Free Blades, but this turn belonged to The Maytal.

The devils had themselves a respectable turn, as everyone expects of them. Slander 
kept rolling, Aquinas reminded everyone why the saints usually win their arguments, 
and Segue continued making old age look positively dangerous. Meanwhile, the swarm 
buzzed loudly as Tyrannical Tick, Wicked Wasp, and Lethal Locust all collected 
victories. About the only insect that forgot how to sting was Ferocious Flea, who got 
squashed by Venomous Fang. Happens to everyone eventually. It usually happens to me 
after enough ale.

A tip of the mug to Mad Dog Russo, who continues treating opponents like overdue 
tavern tabs. He made short work of Fly Swatter, while old warhorse Gog added another 
win to a career that's getting so long I suspect his record is being carved into stone 
tablets.

The Darque Forces had one of those, "half the family made parole" sorts of turns. 
Frenzy, Nemesis Prime, War Maiden, and Whistlin' Dixie all came home smiling, while 
Ursula and Marilyn probably wish this newsletter came with complimentary bandages.

The challenge game gave us some entertainment as well. Love Sacrifice reached up the 
rankings and brought home a victory over Balaam. Sometimes courage pays better than 
common sense. We mentioned Lethal Locust already, but it is worth noting he climbed 
the ladder by knocking off Sober, who might consider changing his name after that 
performance.

One thing I will always appreciate about Free Blades is that the old guard refuses to 
retire quietly. Warriors with hundreds of fights still march into the arena every 
cycle, looking to add one more notch to the record book. Some days they win. Some 
days, they think about retirement. Either way, they show up. That's worth raising a 
glass to.

That is all this cycle from your favorite source of questionable judgment and 
excellent drinking advice. Come back in two weeks to fight again. Until then, buy me a 
drink and let's swap arena stories to pass the time.

                                          -- Huard DePriest

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIME LIZARD 95-404           98  91  4  732  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEROCITY 32-6259            158  51  0  339  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SLANDER 97-7889             112  38  4  335  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 AQUINAS 63-3480             115  34  2  324  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 ALDALDON 56-3913             55  42  1  304  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786     143  20  1  285  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        56  47  1  276  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 THE MAYTAL 35-3644           28   9  0  269  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 DJAIK 9-589                  56  78  2  268  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095       58  31  5  267  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 COURAGE 32-6353             134  43  1  265  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823          55  98  4  263  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL
 LOUIS CYPHRE 32-7573         32   8  1  247  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 DOMINION 72-11326            76  93  1  245  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 SEGUE 13-5394               206  69  1  244  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 MIST MARIE 81-1322           51  32  0  241  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 WICKED WASP 35-4784         108  61  1  240  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       174  45  1  239  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 PERICLES 73-7818             37  62  0  239  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712        34  17  1  237  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 GOG 14-5296                 115 100  2  236  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
-J. B. DIGRIZ 49-402          47  26  0  236  S. S. RATS (117)           VITHICAR
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478      40  37  1  235  THE WASTING FIELD (1094)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     218  93  2  233  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 OEDIPUT REX 84-53194         50  50  1  232  MOMMA'S BOY (1600)         BLACKSTONE
 LETHAL LOCUST 35-4790        37  11  0  232  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         237 309  3  231  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FRENZY 47-9949               28  20  0  229  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 ISHTAR 73-7944               34  33  1  226  MYTHOS 14 (1571)           ERINIKA
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371      49  58  2  220  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         265  58  0  218  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 SIR GARLON 73-7400           53  82  0  217  MYTHOS 7 (1612)            ERINIKA
 ZHANG FEI 73-9900            34  29  0  217  DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1674)ERINIKA
 DRAGONOV 85-1483             77  68  0  216  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          270  57  1  211  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SATAN'S WHISKERS 63-3613     58  55  4  211  HELL'S BARFIENDS (1606)    AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICKLES 9-3486              141 298  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           90 115  1  210  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK
 SEAWEED 31-6370              83  72  2  210  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 ICECLAW 65-3364              74 136  0  210  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 ROLF 37-1553                 51  81  3  210  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660          50  39  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 TWILIGHT 86-31614            43  17  1  210  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 BESTIARII 73-7746            41  46  0  210  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
 SALT WATER 31-7012           38  52  1  210  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 UBERMENSCH II 32-6227        36  76  3  210  DEATH BY DESIGN (1407)     ARVAT
 OBSCENITY 84-33352           30  27  0  210  BUBBA'S FILTH (1684)       BLACKSTONE
 SKOACH 84-30600              27  10  2  210  PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (1708) BLACKSTONE
 BAD POSTURE 35-2133          24  30  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 BRENNANS 11-8735             40  19  0  207  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 VINDICATOR 31-5950           36  54  0  207  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 CHAOS 12-7652                71 100  1  206  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 FERMIUS THE GAUL 37-1157     52  45  0  205  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 MAKADOS 29-4704              39  35  0  204  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SPRAIN 28-5195               56  57  0  203  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 HAWKINS 47-8949              36  21  0  203  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 JANUARY O. IRONTAIL 84-25625141  21  1  202  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944    55  59  0  202  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697       40  48  0  202  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 SOBER 65-6422                26  15  0  202  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185         173  72  0  201  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SIR RICHARD 9-524            50  44  1  201  BINARY CODE (423)          ZUKAL
 SUPER MAC 30-5685            49  58  0  201  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     262  52  0  200  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415          62  96  1  199  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 MALEDICTION 32-6998         143  49  0  198  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 PATIENCE 35-2005             54  55  1  198  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 LEPERCHAUN 12-8017           26  12  0  198  GREEN DISEASE (1695)       RIZTAB
 D. DIRK WANN 32-7161         82  23  2  197  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186       29  44  3  197  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE BISHOP 49-401            36  26  1  196  S. S. RATS (117)           VITHICAR
 ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581           25  26  3  196  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179           57  42  1  195  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 UGLY ART 47-9458             42  46  0  195  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 ARMAGEDDON 32-7059          108  27  3  193  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 TUB OF LARD 19-5990          68  47  0  193  SATAN'S WHALES (1599)      ZUWAYZA
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         54  34  1  193  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854          48 146  0  193  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 CALL ME LOT 33-8862          37  51  0  193  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629          30  15  0  193  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 UNSANCTIFIED 32-7029        131  53  2  190  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855  110  26  1  190  TAMPA TERRORS (1570)       ZUWAYZA
 VEXED VIKING 35-3641         29  21  0  190  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600       99  29  1  189  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982       87  36  1  189  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794         33  20  0  189  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570       35  23  2  188  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 GNARL HAND ORC 35-4687       22  10  0  187  LORDS OF DOOM (1557)       MURSKA
 DC MANGLER 16-6616           93  62  0  186  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287       69  22  0  186  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894       30  29  1  185  DYNASTY WARIORS III (1689) ERINIKA
 AGITATOR 63-3702             45  21  0  182  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 BOOMING BARITONE 25-6687     18   2  0  181  HELL'S CHOIR (1710)        LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MYKUL 81-1018                46  60  0  180  THE MONGOLOIDS II (1463)   SHADOWSPIRE
 EXOUSIA 73-9420              31  34  1  180  JUDGEMENT 7 (1675)         ERINIKA
 LADY VASHJ 84-27862          20  39  0  179  W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (1637)      BLACKSTONE
 THE ADJUDICATOR 33-9804      40  50  0  178  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682           35  23  1  173  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 WIND RAIN 85-1832            24  13  0  172  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1709)  JASPER GULCH
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         55 104  2  171  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1659)   WILLAF
 LINDSEY LOU 33-8930          41  46  1  171  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 URSULA 45-3713               30  31  1  171  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 SWERK 32-5206                22  16  0  170  PHILANTHROPISTS (1254)     ARVAT
 ANOMALY 86-24847             19  14  1  165  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903          27  25  0  162  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 GOADRIC 84-9088              19   5  3  157  PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1715)   BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAGE HARMONY 84-17734        23  16  0  150  PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1707)   BLACKSTONE
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565      29  17  3  149  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 DRAVENDER 60-7655            22  10  0  147  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 HEADACHE 28-5609             63  86  1  136  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 NEMESIS PRIME 47-10643       22  11  1  135  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 THE OGRE TROLL 20-434        25  17  0  133  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 MAXIM MIST 84-37873          16   3  1  126  PHILANTHROPISTS 121 (1712) BLACKSTONE
 THEROD 35-4047               28  19  0  125  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 ATALAN 60-7656               21  14  0  122  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 LOVE SACRIFICE 31-1896       25  40  3  116  MONGOL HORDE (565)         CHIMLEVTAL
 DAGON 32-7564                20  55  0  116  HELL'S HEROES (1729)       ARVAT
 MELANROH 20-402              24  24  2  115  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             31  55  2  114  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (1670)     ERINIKA
 WAR MAIDEN 45-4743           41  46  1  113  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 WYL WILDLEAF 84-9103         18   5  4  112  PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1717)   BLACKSTONE
 MARILYN 45-3712              29  46  2  107  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 BALAAM 32-7638               28  35  0  106  HELL'S HEROES (1729)       ARVAT
 BONE HELM 33-10609           27  34  0  104  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 VOICE ROCK 33-10683          21  28  1  102  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUIRMY 73-10027              30  17  0  100  SWORD HEROES 5 (1728)      ERINIKA
 HIAWATHA 97-7160             20  17  4  100  KHOR'S INDIGENOUS (1640)   SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 APEFACE 47-10318             31  26  0   98  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 ADOEL 73-9389                25  25  0   92  JUDGEMENT 1 (1726)         ERINIKA
 ZENOS 84-10720               21   5  0   92  PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1716)   BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOOM 43-5570                 24  38  0   87  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 EVANGELINA 73-9746           26  23  0   85  JUDGEMENT 20 (1727)        ERINIKA
 NALENTHU 56-3909             17  10  0   85  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 THE OGRE SPRITE 20-403       20  17  0   67  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
-CRAZY TRAIN 40-1750          18  13  0   67  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
 GAROK 61-3378                13  10  0   64  PHILANTHROPISTS (1268)     JURINE
 SCREWFACE 33-6829            22  11  1   62  PHILANTHROPISTS (1380)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 EMRY 4-5357                  15   7  0   60  PHILANTHROPISTS2 (1718)    JHELUM
 JASO 41-4570                 16   8  0   59  PHILANTHROPISTS (1732)     KATI-TEI
 LYVELLE 73-9266              26  27  1   57  EASTERN HORDE 4 (1725)     ERINIKA
 IOSIO 1-7834                 19   3  1   57  PHILANTHROPISTS (1730)     MORDANT
 DEWEY 73-9264                25  38  2   40  EASTERN HORDE 3 (1696)     ERINIKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOG bested IAN KNOTTINGHAM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
WICKED WASP subdued ROLF in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
SHEET WITH EYES was savagely defeated by LIME LIZARD in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
MALEDICTION was savagely defeated by ALDALDON in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
LETHAL LOCUST bested SOBER in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
APOCALYPSE devastated ICECLAW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
UNSANCTIFIED was handily defeated by DJAIK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
LEPERCHAUN was defeated by LUCIUS CATALINE in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
SUBTERFUGE overpowered TICKLES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BOOMING BARITONE savagely defeated LINDSEY LOU in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
LOVE SACRIFICE viciously subdued BALAAM in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
THE DARK KNIGHT narrowly defeated BAD POSTURE in a popular 2 minute bloody brawl.
ERTL WISESTAFF was handily defeated by TWILIGHT in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
MIST MARIE devastated TUB OF LARD in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven duel.
JOLTIN' JOE was bested by FERMIUS THE GAUL in a popular 3 minute brutal brawl.
BEAR GRYLLS was savagely defeated by THE MAYTAL in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
MAD DOG RUSSO overpowered FLY SWATTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ISHTAR savagely defeated VILE VEGAN in a action packed 1 minute brutal fight.
COUSIN PAPA SMURF was savagely defeated by BRENNANS in a action packed 7 minute fray.
DOMINION bested ZEBZAMBEZI in a exciting 1 minute bout.
AQUINAS defeated UBERMENSCH II in a action packed 1 minute fight.
CARELESS BEAR overpowered ARMAGEDDON in a popular 2 minute gory uneven fight.
SEGUE savagely defeated OBSCENITY in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
OEDIPUT REX handily defeated SUN SHANGXIANG in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
SEAWEED was handily defeated by FEROCITY in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
MAGGOT SOUFFLE was overpowered by FRENZY in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
COURAGE subdued VINDICATOR in a 1 minute fight.
ISLAND TEMPEST was savagely defeated by SATAN'S WHISKERS in a exciting 4 minute bout.
TYRANNICAL TICK viciously subdued EAT IT RAW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
SLANDER defeated SKOACH in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
LOUIS CYPHRE savagely defeated MAKADOS in a exciting 4 minute gruesome struggle.
SNOW CRAB LEGS overpowered UGLY ART in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
RUSTLING BREEZE vanquished DREHVIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
OLD HICKORY was viciously subdued by ZHANG FEI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
SIR RICHARD slimly won victory over SWERK in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
CALL ME LOT subdued GOADRIC in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SLEEPWALKER devastated AGITATOR in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
THE ADJUDICATOR was overpowered by SIR GARLON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PATIENCE was viciously subdued by DRAGONOV in a 2 minute brutal match.
VEXED VIKING was defeated by CHAOS in a popular 1 minute battle.
D. DIRK WANN vanquished WIND RAIN in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
FEROCIOUS FLEA was handily defeated by VENOMOUS FANG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BILL P. GORE beat MARVIN HAGLER in a exciting 1 minute gory battle.
SALT WATER overpowered DELLAMITRI in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
COLOMBIAN OVERLORD was handily defeated by APPROXIMATE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HAWKINS demolished LADY VASHJ in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
RAVIOLI WIZARD was viciously subdued by PERICLES in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
SUPER MAC bested EXOUSIA in a popular 3 minute bout.
SHANKS PONY lost to SPRAIN in a popular 3 minute struggle.
STRANGE BREW luckily beat URSULA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody brawl.
JANUARY O. IRONTAIL savagely defeated BESTIARII in a popular 1 minute gruesome match.
ANOMALY was demolished by GNARL HAND ORC in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ONYB ENGLVAR overpowered HEADACHE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MYKUL overpowered THEROD in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
DC MANGLER overpowered RAGE HARMONY in a popular 3 minute one-sided fight.
MELANROH won victory over BONE HELM in a exciting 1 minute duel.
OENOMAUS was demolished by THE OGRE TROLL in a 1 minute uneven battle.
ATALAN was defeated by XHUGHA KARGARIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
DRAVENDER was demolished by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
WHISTLIN' DIXIE beat QUIRMY in a popular 2 minute match.
NEMESIS PRIME overpowered DAGON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
APEFACE was viciously subdued by WYL WILDLEAF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
WAR MAIDEN subdued HIAWATHA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
MARILYN was demolished by MAXIM MIST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VOICE ROCK vanquished JASO in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ZENOS handily defeated LYVELLE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
EVANGELINA overpowered SCREWFACE in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
ADOEL handily defeated THE OGRE SPRITE in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.
DEWEY was devastated by EMRY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
GAROK was subdued by LUCIFREYJA in a action packed 3 minute fight.
NALENTHU overpowered OVERFLOW in a 1 minute uneven match.
LOOM demolished IOSIO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  35         LUNGING ATTACK   204 - 127 -  1      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                      29         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  32 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         PARRY-RIPOSTE     47 -  40 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         TOTAL PARRY       69 -  59 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         AIMED BLOW       134 - 134 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-LUNGE       26 -  32 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  25 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  57 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  61 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  52 -  0      34  |

Turn 950 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    22 - 13     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  8         7  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    4 - 11         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        15 - 14     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LIME LIZARD 95-404         98  91  4  732 COCONUT ARMY (1518)
AIMED BLOW       FEROCITY 32-6259          158  51  0  339 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
TOTAL PARRY      SLANDER 97-7889           112  38  4  335 SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)
STRIKING ATTACK  DJAIK 9-589                56  78  2  268 THE MONGOLOIDS (48)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOMINION 72-11326          76  93  1  245 DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MIST MARIE 81-1322         51  32  0  241 PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)
BASHING ATTACK   GOG 14-5296               115 100  2  236 BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)
PARRY-STRIKE     SATAN'S WHISKERS 63-3613   58  55  4  211 HELL'S BARFIENDS (1606)
WALL OF STEEL    SALT WATER 31-7012         38  52  1  210 BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHAOS 12-7652              71 100  1  206 EASTERN HORDES (1576)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GAROK 61-3378.  The ten other most popular fighters were SATAN'S WHISKERS 
63-3613, COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944, JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415, LIME LIZARD 95-404, BRENNANS 
11-8735, URSULA 45-3713, WYL WILDLEAF 84-9103, LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371, GOG 14-5296, 
and IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697.

The least popular fighter this week was JASO 41-4570.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MARILYN 45-3712, OENOMAUS 73-7809, HEADACHE 28-5609, COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 
19-5855, VINDICATOR 31-5950, OVERFLOW 53-5826, DEWEY 73-9264, LYVELLE 73-9266, 
APEFACE 47-10318, and DAGON 32-7564.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            6  7 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  3  5 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           5  6 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          6  8 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  6 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  3 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  STORM POINT(86)      1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             2  2 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IOSIO 1-7834                19   3  1   57  PHILANTHROPISTS (1730)     MORDANT
 EMRY 4-5357                 15   7  0   60  PHILANTHROPISTS2 (1718)    JHELUM
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697      40  48  0  202  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 DJAIK 9-589                 56  78  2  268  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 BRENNANS 11-8735            40  19  0  207  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 CHAOS 12-7652               71 100  1  206  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394              206  69  1  244  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 GOG 14-5296                115 100  2  236  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250    218  93  2  233  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 DC MANGLER 16-6616          93  62  0  186  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415         62  96  1  199  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      174  45  1  239  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660         50  39  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794        33  20  0  189  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 BOOMING BARITONE 25-6687    18   2  0  181  HELL'S CHOIR (1710)        LYRATILAN
 SPRAIN 28-5195              56  57  0  203  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 MAKADOS 29-4704             39  35  0  204  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SUPER MAC 30-5685           49  58  0  201  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 SEAWEED 31-6370             83  72  2  210  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 FEROCITY 32-6259           158  51  0  339  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478     40  37  1  235  THE WASTING FIELD (1094)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786    143  20  1  285  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287      69  22  0  186  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371     49  58  2  220  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179          57  42  1  195  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 LOOM 43-5570                24  38  0   87  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 URSULA 45-3713              30  31  1  171  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 FRENZY 47-9949              28  20  0  229  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565     29  17  3  149  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 ALDALDON 56-3913            55  42  1  304  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 DRAVENDER 60-7655           22  10  0  147  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 GAROK 61-3378               13  10  0   64  PHILANTHROPISTS (1268)     JURINE
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156       56  47  1  276  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 AQUINAS 63-3480            115  34  2  324  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 ICECLAW 65-3364             74 136  0  210  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712       34  17  1  237  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 DOMINION 72-11326           76  93  1  245  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 PERICLES 73-7818            37  62  0  239  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        237 309  3  231  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629         30  15  0  193  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 MIST MARIE 81-1322          51  32  0  241  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 OEDIPUT REX 84--12342       50  50  1  232  MOMMA'S BOY (1600)         BLACKSTONE
 DRAGONOV 85-1483            77  68  0  216  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 TWILIGHT 86-31614           43  17  1  210  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 LIME LIZARD 95-404          98  91  4  732  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186      29  44  3  197  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SLANDER 97-7889            112  38  4  335  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823         55  98  4  263  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL