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Date   : 04/02/2026    Duedate: 04/15/2026

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 944

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 CAFE ERDMAN 12/1582 8041 3752  55 68.2      PHILANTHROPISTS 104 84/1708
    GLEBE DWEEBS 16/1565                        PHILANTHROPISTS 121 84/1712
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                      5 REDHORSE 56/823     1296 1333  11 49.3
    HELL'S CHOIR 25/1710                        DARKLINGS 74/1160
    RAGIN CAJUNS 11/1672                      6 DARQUE FORC 45/1692   65   72   2 47.4
    GREEN DISEASE 12/1695                       DARQUE FORCES 47/1693
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       DARQUE FORCES II 50/1694
    SATAN'S SWARM 35/1551                     7 MYTHOS 7 73/1612     785  971  15 44.7
    TAMPA TERRORS 19/1570                       MYTHOS 14 73/1571
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      JUDGEMENT 7 73/1675
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      EASTERN HORDES 12/1576
    HELL'S KITCHEN 36/1614                      EASTERN HORDE 3 73/1696
    SATAN'S SAINTS 63/1566                      LUDUS MAGNUS CC 73/1634
    SATAN'S WHALES 19/1599                      LUDUS MAGNUS CD 73/1670
    HELL'S DARKNESS 86/1673                     LUDUS MAGNUS XV 73/1617
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/1669
    BRINGER OF DEATH 14/1547                    EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 73/1608
    DEVIL'S CAULDRON 24/1678                    DYNASTY WARIORS III 73/1689
    HELL'S BARFIENDS 63/1606                    DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU 73/1674
    EVIL EASTER BUNNY 84/1552                 8 GUESS 98/1558        881 1133  12 43.7
    SATAN'S RENEGADES 63/1656                   RETRIBUTION 31/1541
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   COCONUT ARMY 95/1518
    SATAN'S APOCALYPSE 97/1562                  BUBBA'S FILTH 84/1684
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 DEATH BY DESIGN 32/1407
    HERO OF NEW ORLEANS 78/1686                 DIVINE HERITAGE 72/1561
    SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY 97/1611                 MUTANT ALLIANCE 86/1690
  2 HOLY SLAUGH 11/1091   36   31   1 53.7      V FOR VOLUPTOUS 41/1613
    TOTEMS OF RAGE 11/1092                      BUBBA'S BARBARIANS 16/1554
    SANGUINE SAINTS 65/1111                     BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 47/1530
    THE WASTING FIELD 33/1094                   EVAN'S SUPER SMASH 30/1605
  3 WARLORDS 20/1700     709  623  10 53.2      OPERATION: SANDMAN 17/1555
    PHILANTHROPISTS 20/773                      TROPICAL TERRORS 2 96/1647
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510                    9 MY PETS 9/1272       527  696   2 43.1
    PHILATHROPISTS 45/1368                   10 DUREX 100 43/1697    159  213   1 42.7
    PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1702                     SNOW FORT 47/1653
    PHILANTHROPISTS 29/1350                     XXX BANDITS 33/1452
    PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254                     DRAGON JUNKIES 19/1627
    PHILANTHROPISTS 33/1380                     WENSINWASIN G.T. 85/1639
    PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271                     DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 62/1632
    PHILANTHROPISTS 60/1381                     KHORS PRAETORIANS I 6/1622
    PHILANTHROPISTS 69/1227                  12 BASH BROS B 28/1660   83  200   2 29.3
    PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1549                     BASH BROS PARK 47/1665
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/1661
    PHILANTHROPISTS17 84/1384                   BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1659

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Have I ever told you that I love my job? I love going to the arena and drinking. I 
watch the occasional fight, then I talk about it... poorly. Nothing beats heading to 
the arena. There are arenas, and then there's Free Blades. Most places get fights. 
Here, you get legends colliding like drunken warships in a fog bank. No warning. No 
mercy. You just hear the continuous sound of reputations cracking like deck wood. And 
speaking of cracking, let's talk about the poor soul who thought today was a good day 
to challenge for the Lord-Marshall spot.

Still there. Still breathing. Still ruining careers. We have our Lord-Marshall 
Apocalypse. Super Mac stepped up, probably with a victory speech prepared, maybe even 
the beginnings of a plan. It didn't matter. Apocalypse flattened him like a tavern 
bill after payday.

Everyone loves an upset. Mother Grizzly mauled Unsanctified and picked up a nice pile 
of recognition. Upset? Probably not the best descriptor. No. We just witnessed what 
happens when you forget that rage wrapped up in fur is still rage. If you step into a 
fight such as that one, thinking numbers alone win wars, congrats! You learned 
something. Briefly.

Let's stroll through the graveyard of expectations and explore where horrible planning 
and procrastination meet. XXX Bandits were our most avoided team. Let that marinate. 
Who avoided them you ask? It was none other than Satan's Renegades. As to our most 
challenge warrior, we did not have one. There were challenges up and down the 
rankings, but evenly spread enough to avoid a "favorite."

While many arenas argue about being active, we find Free Blades overactive, like a 
sword hand with a nervous twitch. If you plan to climb here, bring more than just 
skill. Bring your luck and bring a backup. A priest might be a good idea, too. You 
know what, skip the priest. He'll just end up writing spy reports like me. Trust me, 
you don't want that ending!

Until next time,

                                          -- Huard DePriest

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          266  55  1  276  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     257  51  0  369  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297       28   9  0  336  TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)      ARUAK CITY
 JANUARY O. IRONTAIL 84-25625136  20  1  318  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982       83  34  1  286  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 LIME LIZARD 95-404           93  90  4  272  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 PHIL PHILANTHROPIST 20-3330  41  69  2  272  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 LOUIS CYPHRE 32-7573         27   7  1  271  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 AQUINAS 63-3480             109  34  2  255  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 SLANDER 97-7889             106  38  4  244  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         260  57  0  243  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 FEROCITY 32-6259            152  51  0  243  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600       96  26  1  242  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               201  68  1  241  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 TUB OF LARD 19-5990          66  43  0  234  SATAN'S WHALES (1599)      ZUWAYZA
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697       38  44  0  234  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 LETHAL LOCUST 35-4790        33   9  0  231  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 ARMAGEDDON 32-7059          105  24  3  228  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179           54  39  1  228  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786     137  20  1  227  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 THE TERRIBLE AWFUL 16-6684   80  70  1  227  BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (1554)  WILLAF
 DOMINION 72-11326            72  91  1  227  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 D. DIRK WANN 32-7161         78  21  2  225  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 WICKED WASP 35-4784         103  60  1  224  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855  107  23  1  221  TAMPA TERRORS (1570)       ZUWAYZA
 MALEDICTION 32-6998         139  47  0  220  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478      36  35  1  220  THE WASTING FIELD (1094)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 AGITATOR 63-3702             44  16  0  219  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185         168  71  0  216  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095       53  30  5  215  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       169  44  1  214  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 UGLY ART 47-9458             40  42  0  214  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 ALDALDON 56-3913             50  41  1  211  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICKLES 9-3486              140 293  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 DRAGONOV 85-1483             74  65  0  210  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 ICECLAW 65-3364              73 131  0  210  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 CHAOS 12-7652                68  97  1  210  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 PATIENCE 35-2005             51  52  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944    50  58  0  210  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 OEDIPUT REX 84-53194         47  47  1  210  MOMMA'S BOY (1600)         BLACKSTONE
 SUPER MAC 30-5685            46  55  0  210  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 MIST MARIE 81-1322           46  31  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 UBERMENSCH II 32-6227        33  73  3  210  DEATH BY DESIGN (1407)     ARVAT
 SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894       29  24  1  210  DYNASTY WARIORS III (1689) ERINIKA
 DEEP DOOM 45-1933            27  19  1  210  PHILATHROPISTS (1368)      STORMCROWE
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629          27  12  0  210  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 THE MAYTAL 35-3644           23   8  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 ANOMALY 86-24847             18   9  1  210  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 ISHTAR 73-7944               31  30  1  209  MYTHOS 14 (1571)           ERINIKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287       65  20  0  208  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 SIR GARLON 73-7400           50  79  0  208  MYTHOS 7 (1612)            ERINIKA
 BESTIARII 73-7746            38  43  0  208  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
 MAKADOS 29-4704              37  31  0  208  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     213  92  2  207  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 DC MANGLER 16-6616           91  58  0  204  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         232 308  3  202  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 COURAGE 32-6353             128  43  1  202  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823          52  95  4  202  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854          47 141  0  202  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 UNSANCTIFIED 32-7029        127  51  2  201  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 BRENNANS 11-8735             36  17  0  200  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660          50  33  1  198  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712        31  14  1  198  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415          61  91  1  197  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 SPRAIN 28-5195               54  53  0  197  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 PERICLES 73-7818             36  57  0  197  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         52  30  1  196  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE ADJUDICATOR 33-9804      39  45  0  196  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TRAM SATANS BLOOD 65-1106    65  64  2  194  SANGUINE SAINTS (1111)     DAL SHANG
 ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581           24  21  3  194  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 TWILIGHT 86-31614            39  15  1  193  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 GOG 14-5296                 109 100  2  192  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 ALYAHOODI 11-2219            55  75  1  192  HOLY SLAUGHTER (1091)      ARUAK CITY
 SPICLUS 73-7766              47  54  0  192  LUDUS MAGNUS XV (1617)     ERINIKA
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           89 110  1  191  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        52  45  1  191  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 CALL ME LOT 33-8862          35  47  0  191  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186       27  40  3  190  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 FRENZY 47-9949               26  16  0  189  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 SKOACH 84-30600              24   7  2  189  PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (1708) BLACKSTONE
 VINDICATOR 31-5950           34  50  0  188  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 EXOUSIA 73-9420              30  29  1  188  JUDGEMENT 7 (1675)         ERINIKA
 SATAN'S WHISKERS 63-3613     54  53  4  187  HELL'S BARFIENDS (1606)    AMEN-TEI
 OBSCENITY 84-33352           29  22  0  182  BUBBA'S FILTH (1684)       BLACKSTONE
 SALT WATER 31-7012           35  49  1  181  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GNARL HAND ORC 35-4687       21   9  0  180  LORDS OF DOOM (1557)       MURSKA
 BAD POSTURE 35-2133          22  26  1  179  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 LINDSEY LOU 33-8930          40  41  1  177  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         53 100  2  174  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1659)   WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570       32  20  2  174  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 SEAWEED 31-6370              81  68  2  173  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
-BROKEN LEG 55-701            29  14  1  172  FIRST AID (175)            KHALANI
 HAWKINS 47-8949              32  19  0  171  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 MR. JIHAD 11-2217            36  30  2  165  HOLY SLAUGHTER (1091)      ARUAK CITY
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682           31  21  1  164  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 LEPERCHAUN 12-8017           23  10  0  162  GREEN DISEASE (1695)       RIZTAB
 ZHANG FEI 73-9900            30  27  0  161  DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1674)ERINIKA
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794         30  17  0  158  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 URSULA 45-3713               29  26  1  152  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 MARILYN 45-3712              27  42  2  152  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 SWERK 32-5206                21  11  0  151  PHILANTHROPISTS (1254)     ARVAT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADACHE 28-5609             61  82  1  150  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
-WIND RAIN 85-1832            21  11  0  140  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1709)  JASPER GULCH
 RAGE HARMONY 84-17734        22  11  0  139  PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1707)   BLACKSTONE
 XUNDAM 85-1571               19  16  1  135  WENSINWASIN G.T. (1639)    JASPER GULCH
 BOOMING BARITONE 25-6687     14   1  0  128  HELL'S CHOIR (1710)        LYRATILAN
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565      25  15  3  127  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 CALLISTA 19-4575             26  25  2  123  DRAGON JUNKIES (1627)      ZUWAYZA
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             29  51  2  122  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (1670)     ERINIKA
 BONE HELM 33-10609           26  29  0  110  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 WAR MAIDEN 45-4743           39  42  1  109  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MELANROH 20-402              22  20  2   96  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 MAXIM MIST 84-37873          15   3  1   94  PHILANTHROPISTS 121 (1712) BLACKSTONE
 ATALAN 60-7656               19  10  0   92  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 THEROD 35-4047               25  16  0   91  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-EMPTY ROLL 31-4823           24  16  0   88  TOILET GHOSTS (1713)       CHIMLEVTAL
 SCREWFACE 33-6829            20   7  1   87  PHILANTHROPISTS (1380)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-CANCER CELL 55-970           17  13  0   84  FIRST AID (175)            KHALANI
 LOOM 43-5570                 22  34  0   75  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
-CINDER POET 7-5552           19   8  1   66  PHILANTHROPISTS2 (1711)    BONSUR
 DEWEY 73-9264                25  32  2   61  EASTERN HORDE 3 (1696)     ERINIKA
 VOICE ROCK 33-10683          17  26  1   53  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

APOCALYPSE devastated SUPER MAC in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
UNSANCTIFIED was viciously subdued by MOTHER GRIZZLY in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
SUBTERFUGE defeated CHAOS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.
COLOMBIAN OVERLORD bested SUN SHANGXIANG in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
RUSTLING BREEZE demolished ISLAND TEMPEST in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
COURAGE devastated SHANKS PONY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ALYAHOODI was handily defeated by OLD HICKORY in a 9 minute uneven Challenge fight.
AGITATOR vanquished SPRAIN in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
MALEDICTION vanquished ICECLAW in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TRAM SATANS BLOOD was overpowered by THE TERRIBLE AWFUL in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
MAD DOG RUSSO slimly won victory over MIST MARIE in a 6 minute Challenge contest.
THE DARK KNIGHT devastated TICKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MR. JIHAD was overpowered by SKOACH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STRANGE BREW unbelievably bested MARILYN in a exciting 5 minute Challenge fray.
LEPERCHAUN slimly won victory over URSULA in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MAXIM MIST devastated LOOM in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
SLANDER savagely defeated COUSIN PAPA SMURF in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
LIME LIZARD unbelievably bested ZEBZAMBEZI in a 2 minute bloody competition.
TUB OF LARD overpowered THE ADJUDICATOR in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
TWILIGHT was overcome by UGLY ART in a action packed 3 minute bloody duel.
PHIL PHILANTHROPIST overpowered LINDSEY LOU in a popular 3 minute one-sided match.
JANUARY O. IRONTAIL beat DEEP DOOM in a 2 minute fight.
SEGUE won victory over ANOMALY in a popular 4 minute fight.
VINDICATOR was demolished by SIR GARLON in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
AQUINAS slimly won victory over OEDIPUT REX in a popular 13 minute gruesome fray.
FEROCIOUS FLEA overpowered SLEEPWALKER in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
LETHAL LOCUST overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
RAVIOLI WIZARD overpowered MAKADOS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
TYRANNICAL TICK savagely defeated UBERMENSCH II in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
FEROCITY subdued DRAGONOV in a action packed 3 minute gory contest.
BRENNANS was viciously subdued by VILE VEGAN in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
IAN KNOTTINGHAM beat FLY SWATTER in a popular 4 minute fray.
PATIENCE was subdued by SHEET WITH EYES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
D. DIRK WANN demolished JOLTIN' JOE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LOUIS CYPHRE overpowered SPICLUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
CALL ME LOT was demolished by ALDALDON in a 2 minute brutal uneven competition.
GOG was savagely defeated by ISHTAR in a action packed 3 minute gruesome battle.
DC MANGLER viciously subdued BAD POSTURE in a 2 minute bloody match.
ARMAGEDDON vanquished THE MAYTAL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WICKED WASP devastated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
MAGGOT SOUFFLE handily defeated PERICLES in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
EAT IT RAW overpowered ZHANG FEI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HAWKINS was beaten by EXOUSIA in a 3 minute fray.
APPROXIMATE overpowered MARVIN HAGLER in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
SNOW CRAB LEGS demolished DELLAMITRI in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CARELESS BEAR was demolished by DOMINION in a popular 2 minute one-sided battle.
SALT WATER was devastated by BILL P. GORE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SEAWEED was devastated by VENOMOUS FANG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
BEAR GRYLLS overpowered BESTIARII in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ERTL WISESTAFF was bested by FRENZY in a popular 1 minute brawl.
OBSCENITY overpowered CALLISTA in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched duel.
SATAN'S WHISKERS devastated RAGE HARMONY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WHISTLIN' DIXIE was overpowered by SWERK in a 2 minute one-sided match.
HEADACHE vanquished OENOMAUS in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
XUNDAM handily defeated ROSELLA in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
BONE HELM was overpowered by BOOMING BARITONE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WAR MAIDEN viciously subdued MELANROH in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
DEWEY was savagely defeated by SCREWFACE in a action packed 2 minute brutal melee.
ATALAN demolished VOICE ROCK in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
THEROD overpowered LUCIFREYJA in a 2 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  32         LUNGING ATTACK   203 - 108 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         TOTAL PARRY       64 -  53 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  19 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     35 -  34 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         AIMED BLOW       127 - 127 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  39 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  32 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  59 -  0      37  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  54 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  36 -  0      33  |

Turn 944 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    22 - 10     AIMED BLOW        10 - 15         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       APOCALYPSE 32-5711        266  55  1  276 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297     28   9  0  336 TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)
SLASHING ATTACK  FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982     83  34  1  286 SATAN'S SWARM (1551)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PHIL PHILANTHROPI 20-3330  41  69  2  272 PHILANTHROPISTS (773)
TOTAL PARRY      AQUINAS 63-3480           109  34  2  255 SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)
PARRY-STRIKE     TUB OF LARD 19-5990        66  43  0  234 SATAN'S WHALES (1599)
BASHING ATTACK   ARMAGEDDON 32-7059        105  24  3  228 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185       168  71  0  216 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
WALL OF STEEL    UGLY ART 47-9458           40  42  0  214 BASH BROS PARK (1665)
STRIKING ATTACK  ICECLAW 65-3364            73 131  0  210 CASTAWAYS (1369)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OEDIPUT REX 84--12342.  The ten other most popular fighters were MARILYN 
45-3712, FLY SWATTER 20-2660, COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944, VILE VEGAN 41-5179, ISHTAR 
73-7944, MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297, PHIL PHILANTHROPIST 20-3330, MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483, 
MIST MARIE 81-1322, and SEGUE 13-5394.

The least popular fighter this week was VOICE ROCK 33-10683.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BONE HELM 33-10609, RAGE HARMONY 84-17734, SEAWEED 31-6370, 
DELLAMITRI 25-2682, ZHANG FEI 73-9900, THE MAYTAL 35-3644, JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415, LOOM 
43-5570, TICKLES 9-3486, and ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  3 0  ARVAT(32)            9  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  3  5 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  8 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           5  4 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       5  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  3 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          4  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  1 0  STORM POINT(86)      0  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         3  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697      38  44  0  234  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 TICKLES 9-3486             140 293  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297      28   9  0  336  TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)      ARUAK CITY
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600      96  26  1  242  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394              201  68  1  241  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 GOG 14-5296                109 100  2  192  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250    213  92  2  207  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 THE TERRIBLE AWFUL 16-6684  80  70  1  227  BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (1554)  WILLAF
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415         61  91  1  197  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 TUB OF LARD 19-5990         66  43  0  234  SATAN'S WHALES (1599)      ZUWAYZA
 PHIL PHILANTHROPIS 20-3330  41  69  2  272  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794        30  17  0  158  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682          31  21  1  164  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 SPRAIN 28-5195              54  53  0  197  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 MAKADOS 29-4704             37  31  0  208  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SUPER MAC 30-5685           46  55  0  210  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 VINDICATOR 31-5950          34  50  0  188  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711         266  55  1  276  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    257  51  0  369  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982      83  34  1  286  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287      65  20  0  208  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179          54  39  1  228  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 LOOM 43-5570                22  34  0   75  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 DEEP DOOM 45-1933           27  19  1  210  PHILATHROPISTS (1368)      STORMCROWE
 UGLY ART 47-9458            40  42  0  214  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565     25  15  3  127  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 ALDALDON 56-3913            50  41  1  211  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 ATALAN 60-7656              19  10  0   92  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156       52  45  1  191  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 AQUINAS 63-3480            109  34  2  255  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 ICECLAW 65-3364             73 131  0  210  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712       31  14  1  198  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 DOMINION 72-11326           72  91  1  227  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944   50  58  0  210  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        232 308  3  202  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629         27  12  0  210  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 MIST MARIE 81-1322          46  31  0  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 JANUARY O. IRONTA 84-25625 136  20  1  318  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 DRAGONOV 85-1483            74  65  0  210  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 ANOMALY 86-24847            18   9  1  210  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 LIME LIZARD 95-404          93  90  4  272  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186      27  40  3  190  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SLANDER 97-7889            106  38  4  244  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823         52  95  4  202  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL

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