DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 07/14/2025 Duedate: 07/26/2025
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 924
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 FARSCAPE 10/1469 48 30 0 61.5 BASH BROS BABY 39/1487
2 THE JERKS 10/1451 90 58 1 60.8 BASH BROS BEER 72/1511
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/60 BASH BROS MEAT 72/1535
3 LIVING DEAD 29/1406 1312 1045 10 55.7 BASH BROS NEWS 72/1510
WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472 BASH BROS SNOW 72/1518
4 MADNESS 21/1475 167 150 1 52.7 BB SCOTT BORAS 72/1509
FEMMES FATAL 18/734 BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1516
CLAN MCKRAGGEN 1/1464 BB SMART PHONE 72/1494
CLAN MCKRAGGEN 3/1468 BASH BROS TRASH 72/1532
5 NINJAS 7/1107 134 147 1 47.7 BB ITALIAN FOOD 72/1539
THE WARRIORS 10/111 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
FROM THE FACE 18/1213 BASH BROS DIAPER 72/1500
6 BUSH 7/1433 252 287 3 46.8 BASH BROS GOLFER 72/1482
PITCH PERFECT 1/1419 BASH BROS JACKET 72/1525
YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428 BASH BROS SHEETS 72/1514
8 CASTAWAYS 7/199 921 1177 10 43.9 BASH BROS SPOUSE 72/1530
SKAITHVARN 51/235 BASH BROS WALLET 72/1504
HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/1489
9 THE BAD SEED 6/1466 26 34 0 43.3 BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1520
10 AUTHORS 21/749 1867 3153 29 37.2 BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1497
JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 BASH BROS WALKING 72/1538
SPORTS 21/1285 BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/1488
VEGGIES 3/1227 BASH BROS FEELINGS 72/1527
SHEPHERDS 18/432 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/1505
BASH BROS DMV 72/1507 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/1499
BASH BROS GAS 72/1515 BASH BROS HARD DISK 72/1522
BASH BROS SEX 72/1531 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL 72/1536
BB FLASHLIGHT 72/1529 12 AB-NORMALS 2/1439 80 161 1 33.2
MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120 CATASTROPHIES 3/1552
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
by Tum, Keeper of the Rune Blade
It wasn't close. It wasn't poetic. It wasn't fair. It was perfect!
I challenged Arugula. Not because he was the worthiest. Not because he earned the
shot. But because I wanted him. Because I looked at this arena full of pretenders and
picked the one I knew I could break. I did what any bastard raised in the shadows
would do -- I manipulated the board. While you all flailed and begged for matchups, I
moved pieces. My stablemates issued challenges that soaked up threats. I cleared the
path. I set the trap.
And Arugula walked right in.
Two minutes later, he was Devastated. Capital D. The kind of loss that sticks to your
bones. A mismatch? Damn right. I engineered it that way.
You want to call it dishonorable? Good. That means it worked.
I didn't inherit this title. I took it. And I'll keep it the same way: with spite,
strategy, and steel.
Let me remind you -- I'm not here for your applause. I don't fight for glory, or some
dusty lineage. I fight because I was denied. By my father. By my family. By this
community.
This blade I carry now, it's not a symbol of honor, it's a receipt. And if you think
you can take it from me -- if you're scribbling your little challenges this cycle,
dreaming of toppling Tum -- you'd better bring more than paper and hope.
You'd better be ready to lose more than a title. Because I remember every slight.
Every loss. Every name.
And I'm still collecting.
-- Tum
Keeper of the Rune Blade
Architect of Your Defeat
Duelmaster of Darkholm Arena
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo hullo! Here we go again!
Well, there were 58 fights in Darkholm Arena today. One fighter died, killed by a
stand-in. There were four challenges, including one from Tum, the Seeker of the
Runeblade, who wrote a very interesting column.
JOEY (18-10339) (91-117-1,198) of SHEPHERDS fought LAUGHING BARMAID (104-9) (0-0-
0,170). JOEY was killed by LAUGHING BARMAID in an exciting 1 minute bout. It's
disturbing when she laughs as she kills you, isn't it?
EXTRA BEST THERMOS (10-5444) (31-6-1,198) of THE JERKS fought ROAD KILL (72-8272)
(67-27-0,154) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. EXTRA BEST THERMOS was savagely defeated by ROAD
KILL in a 2 minute conflict. Road Kill gained 43 points here.
The fighter who was challenged the most today was Ishmail. CULUBRA (10-235) (63-
91-0,190) of THE WARRIORS challenged ISHMAIL (1-9650) (64-67-1,283) of CLAN MCKRAGGEN.
CULUBRA was devastated by ISHMAIL in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
Hmm. Ishmail now has 293 recognition points, which is more than Tum. Will he
challenge for the Title next time? Anyway, Ishmail is the leading Wall of Steel.
SHOCKING TOAD (7-310) (70-88-1,248) of NINJAS challenged PATRICIA CORNWELL (21-
3909) (119-141-2,220) of AUTHORS. SHOCKING TOAD defeated PATRICIA CORNWELL in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel. Shocking Toad is our best Parry-Strike, and
Patricia Cornwell is no longer the top Slasher.
NIGHT STALKER (29-262) (118-117-3,199) of LIVING DEAD fought JOB (18-6129) (161-
292-0,180) of SHEPHERDS. NIGHT STALKER demolished JOB in an action packed 2 minute
gruesome uneven bout. Of course, Job remains our overall popularity leader.
This turn's spectator favorite is Ishinomori. ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (43-23-1,191)
of NINJAS fought 2 YEAR CONTRACT (72-6552) (43-19-2,194) of BB SMART PHONE.
ISHINOMORI was outwaited by 2 YEAR CONTRACT in an exciting 8 minute brutal fight. 2
Year Contract is Darkholm's highest ranked Total Parry.
And the least favorite? That poor chap was At Your Own Risk. AT YOUR OWN RISK
(72-7598) (16-10-0,27) of BB SCOTT BORAS fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-5) (35-18-0,75).
AT YOUR OWN RISK was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight. It was
a good day for stand-ins, wasn't it?
So, Tum (or TUM if it's initials or something) is still Darkholm's top Lunger and
the Keeper of the substitute Runeblade, or the Seeker of the real one. TUM (18-7380)
(47-26-2,283) of FROM THE FACE challenged GAOL (5-5891) (61-73-2,211) of YOU DON'T
SAY. TUM bested GAOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight. Gaol is now
the top Slasher.
CHANA-RAE (18-1988) (79-92-2,242) of FEMMES FATAL fought RIPPED (72-9875) (79-31-
1,199) of BASH BROS SHEETS. CHANA-RAE subdued RIPPED in a 2 minute competition.
Chana-Rae is still our top-rated Parry-Riposte.
DANGEROUS TOYS (39-4100) (65-50-1,233) of BASH BROS BABY fought CUP O'PIZZA (10-
5397) (107-47-0,211) of THE JERKS. DANGEROUS TOYS viciously subdued CUP O'PIZZA in a
popular 2 minute competition. Dangerous Toys is now the most highly recognized Aimed
Blow.
Aeryn Sun remains the top Parry-Lunge. AERYN SUN (10-4268) (74-33-0,222) of
FARSCAPE fought NEED A FIX (59-3141) (39-29-2,194) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. AERYN SUN
handily defeated NEED A FIX in an exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided contest.
SWIMMING (21-5693) (30-29-0,194) of SPORTS fought MISTI (21-9595) (35-17-0,206)
of MADNESS. SWIMMING was overpowered by MISTI in a 1 minute uneven fight. Misti is
the top Striker.
The highest rated Basher is now Green Bean. ADABEMIS & BALMADOR (42-1671) (69-
147-0,209) of HIGHLANDERS fought GREEN BEAN (3-6419) (74-41-2,196) of VEGGIES.
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR won victory over GREEN BEAN in a popular 1 minute match.
That's all I've got for you today, Ladies and Gents. Have a delightful two weeks.
Cheerio!
-- Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TUM 18-7380 48 26 2 291 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ISHMAIL 1-9650 65 67 1 293 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464) MORDANT
CHANA-RAE 18-1988 80 92 2 272 FEMMES FATAL (734) TALCAMA
DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100 66 50 1 271 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 55 20 1 262 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 71 88 1 254 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
AERYN SUN 10-4268 75 33 0 238 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT
HANNA 3-8094 48 30 1 236 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468) OSKSI
-MINSTREL 4-2505 39 27 4 234 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
SHIFTED 72-7941 97 43 0 231 BB SIDE MIRROR (1516) DRAGONHEAD
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 47 40 0 231 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671 70 147 0 230 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
MISTI 21-9595 36 17 0 215 MADNESS (1475) SUNSET
BORROWS MONEY 72-8055 55 37 1 211 BASH BROS BROTHER (1520) DRAGONHEAD
2 YEAR CONTRACT 72-6552 44 19 2 211 BB SMART PHONE (1494) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISCILLA 18-10653 46 15 1 210 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
ARUGULA 3-7180 159 90 3 209 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 119 117 3 207 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
SPECIES 3.14159265 18-7512 33 34 1 206 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
JACOB 10-233 71 90 3 205 THE WARRIORS (111) KOLACT
SCHARV 51-1209 124 135 0 204 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
MELTING FLOOD 72-8016 79 25 1 203 BASH BROS SNOW (1518) DRAGONHEAD
-DANTALLION 4-2028 46 37 2 203 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
GAOL 5-5891 61 74 2 202 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 107 48 0 200 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 105 78 0 200 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 18-10133 61 28 2 199 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 65 35 6 198 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE
-SHOPPING CART 72-6836 63 77 2 198 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
TURNED OFF 72-7887 57 37 0 198 BASH BROS GAS (1515) DRAGONHEAD
NEED A FIX 59-3141 39 30 2 198 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
ROAD KILL 72-8272 68 27 0 197 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 119 142 2 196 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827 80 30 1 196 BASH BROS CONDO (1513) DRAGONHEAD
-CRAWL SPACE 72-6525 58 56 0 196 BASH BROS CRICKET (1492) DRAGONHEAD
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 43 24 1 196 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
-WARNING BELLS 72-8011 42 28 2 196 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1517) DRAGONHEAD
RIPPED 72-9875 79 32 1 195 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959 55 56 0 193 BUSH (1433) BONSUR
GREEN BEAN 3-6419 74 42 2 192 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683 67 29 0 192 BASH BROS NEWS (1510) DRAGONHEAD
RETCH 7-241 62 68 1 192 FLOWER CHILDREN (60) BONSUR
SWIMMING 21-5693 30 30 0 191 SPORTS (1285) SUNSET
SACRIFICE 51-4947 28 108 2 191 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
KHEFRAS 7-1930 78 152 0 190 CASTAWAYS (199) BONSUR
SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539 45 83 2 189 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
-ALEMBIC 4-1925 36 47 1 187 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
EMPTY 72-7269 31 9 1 185 BASH BROS WALLET (1504) DRAGONHEAD
CULUBRA 10-235 63 92 0 184 THE WARRIORS (111) KOLACT
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 31 7 1 184 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
RACHAEL 18-11003 39 77 1 182 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 119 111 0 181 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1497) DRAGONHEAD
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 76 132 1 181 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 79 59 1 180 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
KWAI CHANG 2-6528 66 64 2 180 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
-IN THE WASHER 72-7833 34 9 0 180 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
JOEY 18-10339 91 118 1 179 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762 40 51 1 178 BASH BROS BEER (1511) DRAGONHEAD
JOB 18-6129 161 293 0 177 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
BONE BENDER 2-6633 42 46 0 177 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
BAD MEDIA 72-8127 41 28 0 174 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD
-4 HOUR GAMES 72-6579 98 38 0 167 BASH BROS BASEBALL (1496) DRAGONHEAD
BREWTALITY 2-6610 39 60 1 167 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 68 77 2 166 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1505) DRAGONHEAD
DROOL BABY 39-4243 38 78 0 156 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
E COLI 72-10673 51 55 1 154 BASH BROS MEAT (1535) DRAGONHEAD
EMPTY TANK 72-8997 26 33 1 154 BB AUTOMOBILE (1526) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOILET SEAT 72-10126 34 32 1 149 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
FORMS 72-7540 29 4 0 143 BASH BROS DMV (1507) DRAGONHEAD
FULL AND HEAVY 72-6861 51 77 1 136 BASH BROS DIAPER (1500) DRAGONHEAD
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 82 296 2 127 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
SNORING 72-10127 35 34 3 107 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
PANDARAMADINGDONG 2-6768 28 23 2 107 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SASHA 1-9985 20 10 0 98 MADNESS 2 II (1476) MORDANT
-YAR!!! 18-10792 47 22 0 94 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NO BATTERIES 72-10121 41 65 0 70 BB FLASHLIGHT (1529) DRAGONHEAD
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 72-7772 23 17 0 64 BASH BROS GOLFER (1482) DRAGONHEAD
KNOCKED OVER 72-10147 24 15 2 63 BASH BROS TRASH (1532) DRAGONHEAD
-HALFTIME SHOW 72-10722 21 4 0 57 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
NAG 72-10128 24 25 1 55 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-8046 22 8 1 55 BASH BROS CHAIR (1519) DRAGONHEAD
CRYING TIGER 2-6566 36 75 0 54 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130 33 17 0 54 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
BAD SHOES 72-10882 22 13 0 50 BASH BROS WALKING (1538) DRAGONHEAD
-WHEATIES 72-5900 19 7 0 49 CEREAL (1491) DRAGONHEAD
-PETS 72-11376 28 10 0 48 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1540)DRAGONHEAD
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 18 21 1 47 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
BAD SERVICE 72-10967 20 17 0 44 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1539) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBLIGATORY 72-10137 28 36 0 43 BASH BROS SEX (1531) DRAGONHEAD
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319 28 78 0 41 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
CATATTACK! 3-8495 18 15 0 36 CATASTROPHIES (1552) OSKSI
AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598 16 11 0 34 BB SCOTT BORAS (1509) DRAGONHEAD
BAD ADS 72-10723 24 18 0 29 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
-CLEANING 72-7588 17 9 1 28 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (1508) DRAGONHEAD
-BOOBY TRAP 72-7700 25 13 1 27 DISARM (1484) DRAGONHEAD
OUT OF TP 54-3258 19 16 2 18 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
-NOT ASSUR 72-8574 22 11 2 17 BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1524) DRAGONHEAD
UNCOMFORTABLE 72-9131 18 8 0 16 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1527) DRAGONHEAD
WITHDRAWAL 59-3142 24 13 1 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
-CROOKED 72-8138 23 13 0 4 BASH BROS TEETH (1483) DRAGONHEAD
-UGLY 72-10118 22 20 0 3 BASH BROS SWEATER (1528) DRAGONHEAD
FORGOT IT 72-8910 18 31 1 1 BASH BROS JACKET (1525) DRAGONHEAD
SCARY DUDE 72-10528 26 17 2 0 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1485) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
JOEY 18-10339 91 118 1 SHEPHERDS 432 LAUGHING BARMAID 924
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TUM bested GAOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
JACOB was vanquished by SHIFTED in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
SHOCKING TOAD defeated PATRICIA CORNWELL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
CULUBRA was devastated by ISHMAIL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HANNA devastated SNEEZING PANDA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EMPTY was bested by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute match.
DANGEROUS TOYS viciously subdued CUP O'PIZZA in a popular 2 minute competition.
JAKUCHU ITO vanquished TURNED OFF in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS was vanquished by SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BILLY BLANKS was viciously subdued by NEEDLE BOY in a popular 5 minute brutal bout.
CHANA-RAE subdued RIPPED in a 2 minute competition.
AERYN SUN handily defeated NEED A FIX in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided contest.
EXTRA BEST THERMOS was savagely defeated by ROAD KILL in a 2 minute conflict.
EVERYTHING ZEN viciously subdued RACHAEL in a 3 minute bloody bout.
SPECIES 3.14159265 was vanquished by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ISHINOMORI was outwaited by 2 YEAR CONTRACT in a exciting 8 minute brutal fight.
JOEY was killed by LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 1 minute bout.
PRISCILLA was savagely defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute conflict.
SWIMMING was overpowered by MISTI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NIGHT STALKER demolished JOB in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
RETCH devastated EMPTY TANK in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR won victory over GREEN BEAN in a popular 1 minute match.
SCHARV was vanquished by ARUGULA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
8 AM CLASS was vanquished by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a action packed 2 minute uneven bout.
RAISTLIN MAJERE overcame KWAI CHANG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
BORROWS MONEY savagely defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
MELTING FLOOD handily defeated SHADOWMANE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOSY NEIGHBOR was overpowered by SOLACIA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOT THE REAL THING beat ANGRY BOOKIE in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
SENSATIONALIZED devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
KHEFRAS demolished TAX PENALTY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
BAD MEDIA overcame BREWTALITY in a exciting 1 minute fight.
HIGHER POWER subdued M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 5 minute conflict.
DROOL BABY was vanquished by BLIND BEGGAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
RECOVERY SETBACK overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
E COLI overcame CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
BONE BENDER overpowered FULL AND HEAVY in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
SACRIFICE demolished SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven conflict.
SNORING was devastated by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PANDARAMADINGDONG was demolished by TOILET SEAT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
2 + 2 = 4 was demolished by FORMS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BAD SERVICE overpowered INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WITHDRAWAL was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BAD SHOES was viciously subdued by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a exciting 5 minute bout.
BAD ADS was overpowered by CRYING TIGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
DIRTY GROUT beat CATATTACK! in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
SCARY DUDE was devastated by DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK was savagely defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute contest.
OUT OF TP was defeated by COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
KNOCKED OVER narrowly defeated INKEEPER'S SON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
OBLIGATORY was overcome by INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute contest.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR beat INKEEPER'S SON in a popular 3 minute match.
NAG won victory over INKEEPER'S SON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
NO BATTERIES subdued DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a popular 5 minute conflict.
UNCOMFORTABLE was devastated by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FORGOT IT was demolished by DEBBY TONTE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
AT YOUR OWN RISK was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH vanquished INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 17 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 11 - 0 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 16 PARRY-LUNGE 44 - 37 - 0 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 PARRY-STRIKE 22 - 19 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 50 - 44 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 77 - 78 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 26 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 AIMED BLOW 68 - 98 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 41 - 0 39 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 49 - 116 - 0 30 |
Turn 924 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 7 - 10 4 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 6 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 10 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 12 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TUM 18-7380 48 26 2 291 FROM THE FACE (1213)
WALL OF STEEL ISHMAIL 1-9650 65 67 1 293 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CHANA-RAE 18-1988 80 92 2 272 FEMMES FATAL (734)
AIMED BLOW DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100 66 50 1 271 BASH BROS BABY (1487)
PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 71 88 1 254 NINJAS (1107)
PARRY-LUNGE AERYN SUN 10-4268 75 33 0 238 FARSCAPE (1469)
STRIKING ATTACK MISTI 21-9595 36 17 0 215 MADNESS (1475)
TOTAL PARRY 2 YEAR CONTRACT 72-6552 44 19 2 211 BB SMART PHONE (1494)
SLASHING ATTACK GAOL 5-5891 61 74 2 202 YOU DON'T SAY (1428)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK GREEN BEAN 3-6419 74 42 2 192 VEGGIES (1227)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
ISHINOMORI 7-5390. The ten other most popular fighters were NEEDLE BOY 6-7631, AERYN
SUN 10-4268, 2 YEAR CONTRACT 72-6552, ROAD KILL 72-8272, NO BATTERIES 72-10121, NIGHT
STALKER 29-262, RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374, BORROWS MONEY 72-8055, HIGHER POWER 59-3119,
and TUM 18-7380.
The least popular fighter this week was AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598. The other ten
least popular fighters were FORGOT IT 72-8910, UNCOMFORTABLE 72-9131, SCARY DUDE
72-10528, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, PANDARAMADINGDONG 2-6768, DROOL BABY 39-4243, NOSY
NEIGHBOR 72-7827, SWIMMING 21-5693, JOEY 18-10339, and SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 1 0 KOLACT(10) 1 4 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 2 4 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 6 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 1 0
OSKSI(3) 2 2 0 SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 TROCAR(54) 1 2 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 2 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 17 16 0
BONSUR(7) 5 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ISHMAIL 1-9650 65 67 1 293 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464) MORDANT
SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539 45 83 2 189 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
HANNA 3-8094 48 30 1 236 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468) OSKSI
GAOL 5-5891 61 74 2 202 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 47 40 0 231 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 55 20 1 262 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
AERYN SUN 10-4268 75 33 0 238 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT
TUM 18-7380 48 26 2 291 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA
MISTI 21-9595 36 17 0 215 MADNESS (1475) SUNSET
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 119 117 3 207 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 82 296 2 127 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100 66 50 1 271 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
ADABEMIS & BALMADO 42-1671 70 147 0 230 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
SCHARV 51-1209 124 135 0 204 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 18 21 1 47 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
NEED A FIX 59-3141 39 30 2 198 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
SHIFTED 72-7941 97 43 0 231 BB SIDE MIRROR (1516) DRAGONHEAD
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 65 35 6 198 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE