DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 04/21/2025 Duedate: 05/03/2025
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 918
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THE JERKS 10/1451 79 51 1 60.8 BASH BROS BEER 72/1511
2 FARSCAPE 10/1469 43 29 0 59.7 BASH BROS MEAT 72/1535
3 LIVING DEAD 29/1406 1304 1041 10 55.6 BASH BROS NEWS 72/1510
WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472 BASH BROS SNOW 72/1518
4 MADNESS 21/1475 148 144 1 50.7 BB SCOTT BORAS 72/1509
FEMMES FATAL 18/734 BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1516
CLAN MCKRAGGEN 1/1464 BB SMART PHONE 72/1494
CLAN MCKRAGGEN 3/1468 BASH BROS CONDO 72/1513
5 NINJAS 7/1107 115 130 1 46.9 BASH BROS TRASH 72/1532
FROM THE FACE 18/1213 BB ITALIAN FOOD 72/1539
6 BUSH 7/1433 242 279 3 46.4 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
FROST FREE 36/1446 BASH BROS DIAPER 72/1500
PITCH PERFECT 1/1419 BASH BROS GOLFER 72/1482
YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428 BASH BROS JACKET 72/1525
7 THE BLOODGUAR 4/348 56 65 2 46.3 BASH BROS SHEETS 72/1514
8 CASTAWAYS 7/199 912 1168 10 43.8 BASH BROS SPOUSE 72/1530
SKAITHVARN 51/235 BASH BROS WALLET 72/1504
HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/1489
9 THE BAD SEED 6/1466 23 31 0 42.6 BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1520
10 AUTHORS 21/749 1863 3145 29 37.2 BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1497
JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 BASH BROS WALKING 72/1538
11 KANO CLAN 21/1436 53 94 0 36.1 BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/1488
SPORTS 21/1285 BASH BROS BUS STOP 72/1485
VEGGIES 3/1227 BASH BROS FEELINGS 72/1527
SHEPHERDS 18/432 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/1505
BASH BROS DMV 72/1507 BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/1523
BASH BROS GAS 72/1515 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/1499
BB AUTOMOBILE 72/1526 BASH BROS HARD DISK 72/1522
BB FLASHLIGHT 72/1529 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL 72/1536
MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120 13 AB-NORMALS 2/1439 67 136 0 33.0
BASH BROS BABY 39/1487
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo hullo!
There were 58 fights in Darkholm Arena today. None were challenges, no one avoided,
and no one died. And it was a lovely day for it. That's spring for you.
BAD SHOES (72-10882) (19-9-0,29) of BASH BROS WALKING fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-
5) (35-18-0,75). BAD SHOES overcame BOOKIE'S GUARD in an exciting 1 minute duel. Bad
Shoes gained 37 points for this feat.
DROOL BABY (39-4243) (37-72-0,162) of BASH BROS BABY fought OLD SAILMAKER (104-7)
(0-0-0,110). DROOL BABY was savagely defeated by OLD SAILMAKER in an exciting 2
minute competition. So, Drool Baby lost 31 points as well as the fight.
BILLY BLANKS (1-9375) (100-76-0,208) of PITCH PERFECT fought JOB (18-6129) (159-
288-0,193) of SHEPHERDS. BILLY BLANKS viciously subdued JOB in a crowd pleasing 3
minute gruesome bout. Job remains our overall popularity leader.
The crowd favorite this turn is Gum Gatherer. GUM GATHERER (36-8289) (40-38-
0,193) of FROST FREE fought 2 YEAR CONTRACT (72-6552) (43-17-2,197) of BB SMART PHONE.
GUM GATHERER viciously subdued 2 YEAR CONTRACT in a popular 9 minute brutal contest.
FORGOT IT (72-8910) (18-24-1,15) of BASH BROS JACKET fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2)
(20-30-0,30). FORGOT IT was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided
duel. Poor Forgot It was voted this turn's least popular fighter.
Egad! The formidable Aeryn Sun is no longer our Seeker of the Runeblade. AERYN
SUN (10-4268) (70-31-0,275) of FARSCAPE fought JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (49-19-1,216) of
NINJAS. AERYN SUN was bested by JAKUCHU ITO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome
Title fight. So, Jakuchu Ito is now the Seeker and Darkholm's most highly ranked
Lunger. And I invite the lovely Ms Sun to The Broken Sword for a consolation round of
drinks.
Patricia Cornwell is our best Slasher, as so often happens. PATRICIA CORNWELL
(21-3909) (114-140-2,301) of AUTHORS fought SPECIES 3.14159265 (18-7512) (33-31-1,200)
of NEXT GENERATION. PATRICIA CORNWELL handily defeated SPECIES 3.14159265 in a 1
minute one-sided bout.
The mysterious Chana-Rae remains our top Parry-Riposte. CHANA-RAE (18-1988) (74-
91-2,299) of FEMMES FATAL fought RETCH (7-241) (58-65-1,193) of FLOWER CHILDREN.
CHANA-RAE savagely defeated RETCH in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody match.
GAOL (5-5891) (59-69-2,239) of YOU DON'T SAY fought SACRIFICE (51-4947) (24-105-
2,241) of MIGHTY MORALS. GAOL was handily defeated by SACRIFICE in an action packed 1
minute uneven fight. Sacrifice is still the top Basher.
HIGHER POWER (59-3119) (75-56-1,240) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought LOCAL CONSTABLE
(104-22) (0-0-0,181). HIGHER POWER viciously subdued LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 4
minute brutal fight. Technically this was an official fight, but I heard the
Constable volunteered because Higher Power stole his helmet during a drunken rampage
last night.
Is the Bash Bros guild trying to gain our sympathy? CUP O'PIZZA (10-5397) (103-
45-0,190) of THE JERKS fought EMPTY (72-7269) (29-8-1,210) of BASH BROS WALLET. CUP
O'PIZZA was overcome by EMPTY in a 2 minute bout. Empty is the best Aimed Blow.
Scharv, that old duffer, is the top-rated Total Parry. COUNSELOR OBVIOUS (18-
10133) (59-23-2,212) of NEXT GENERATION fought SCHARV (51-1209) (120-132-0,197) of
SKAITHVARN. COUNSELOR OBVIOUS was beaten by SCHARV in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory
conflict.
Arugula is the top Parry-Lunge. ARUGULA (3-7180) (154-88-3,216) of VEGGIES
fought ADABEMIS & BALMADOR (42-1671) (66-144-0,217) of HIGHLANDERS. ARUGULA bested
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR in a popular 3 minute duel.
ISHMAIL (1-9650) (59-66-1,279) of CLAN MCKRAGGEN fought EXTRA BEST THERMOS (10-
5444) (27-4-1,203) of THE JERKS. ISHMAIL was demolished by EXTRA BEST THERMOS in a
popular 1 minute one-sided melee. Extra Best Thermos is our leading Parry-Strike.
Gladiators I do understand, although I wouldn't want to be one. But how managers pick
the names of their gladiators is a deep, echoing mystery.
Misti is the top Striker. MISTI (21-9595) (32-14-0,188) of MADNESS fought 2 + 2
= 4 (38-4190) (82-289-2,165) of JUST BECAUSE. MISTI handily defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a
popular 6 minute gory mismatched competition.
My friends and countrymen, this concludes my report. I'm pleased that we had a good
number of fights, but a bit disappointed there were no challenges or avoids. Let's
liven it up a bit next time, eh?
-- Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 50 19 1 244 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 115 140 2 313 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
CHANA-RAE 18-1988 75 91 2 305 FEMMES FATAL (734) TALCAMA
PRISCILLA 18-10653 44 11 1 255 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
SACRIFICE 51-4947 25 105 2 252 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 76 56 1 243 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
EMPTY 72-7269 30 8 1 242 BASH BROS WALLET (1504) DRAGONHEAD
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 72-8154 112 85 2 234 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1523) DRAGONHEAD
MINSTREL 4-2505 36 25 4 228 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
SCHARV 51-1209 121 132 0 225 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
ARUGULA 3-7180 155 88 3 224 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100 64 50 1 222 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GREEN BEAN 3-6419 70 40 2 221 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 44 37 0 221 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
SHIFTED 72-7941 92 42 0 218 BB SIDE MIRROR (1516) DRAGONHEAD
GUM GATHERER 36-8289 41 38 0 216 FROST FREE (1446) JHANS
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 117 107 0 214 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1497) DRAGONHEAD
BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 101 76 0 214 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 28 4 1 214 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
HANNA 3-8094 43 29 1 211 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468) OSKSI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671 66 145 0 210 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
AERYN SUN 10-4268 70 32 0 204 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 42 19 1 204 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
KWAI CHANG 2-6528 66 58 2 203 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
DANTALLION 4-2028 44 34 2 201 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
TUM 18-7380 43 25 2 198 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA
BONE BENDER 2-6633 40 42 0 197 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
JOB 18-6129 159 289 0 196 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827 77 27 1 196 BASH BROS CONDO (1513) DRAGONHEAD
MELTING FLOOD 72-8016 74 24 1 196 BASH BROS SNOW (1518) DRAGONHEAD
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 18-10133 59 24 2 196 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
ISHMAIL 1-9650 59 67 1 196 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464) MORDANT
MISTI 21-9595 33 14 0 195 MADNESS (1475) SUNSET
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 103 46 0 194 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
MORIKAWA YOTSU 21-8315 47 43 0 194 KANO CLAN (1436) SUNSET
2 YEAR CONTRACT 72-6552 43 18 2 194 BB SMART PHONE (1494) DRAGONHEAD
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 62 32 6 193 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE
RETCH 7-241 58 66 1 193 FLOWER CHILDREN (60) BONSUR
BORROWS MONEY 72-8055 54 32 1 193 BASH BROS BROTHER (1520) DRAGONHEAD
RIPPED 72-9875 75 30 1 192 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
E COLI 72-10673 49 51 1 192 BASH BROS MEAT (1535) DRAGONHEAD
GAOL 5-5891 59 70 2 191 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
SPECIES 3.14159265 18-7512 33 32 1 190 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 114 116 3 188 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
-CRAWL SPACE 72-6525 57 55 0 188 BASH BROS CRICKET (1492) DRAGONHEAD
ALEMBIC 4-1925 36 42 1 185 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
-SHOPPING CART 72-6836 62 76 2 184 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683 64 26 0 183 BASH BROS NEWS (1510) DRAGONHEAD
TURNED OFF 72-7887 54 34 0 183 BASH BROS GAS (1515) DRAGONHEAD
BAD MEDIA 72-8127 40 23 0 182 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD
MITA KURAI 21-8414 34 41 0 182 KANO CLAN (1436) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROAD KILL 72-8272 65 24 0 180 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959 51 54 0 180 BUSH (1433) BONSUR
JOEY 18-10339 89 114 1 178 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
KHEFRAS 7-1930 76 148 0 176 CASTAWAYS (199) BONSUR
SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539 43 79 2 175 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
RACHAEL 18-11003 37 73 1 172 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 73 129 1 171 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 67 72 2 171 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1505) DRAGONHEAD
SWIMMING 21-5693 27 27 0 170 SPORTS (1285) SUNSET
-IN THE WASHER 72-7833 34 7 0 168 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 82 290 2 167 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
-WARNING BELLS 72-8011 40 28 2 167 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1517) DRAGONHEAD
-4 HOUR GAMES 72-6579 96 38 0 163 BASH BROS BASEBALL (1496) DRAGONHEAD
BREWTALITY 2-6610 37 56 1 159 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CLICHE 72-7533 34 14 0 148 BB CHICK FLICK (1506) DRAGONHEAD
NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762 37 48 1 141 BASH BROS BEER (1511) DRAGONHEAD
FULL AND HEAVY 72-6861 51 71 1 139 BASH BROS DIAPER (1500) DRAGONHEAD
EMPTY TANK 72-8997 23 30 1 137 BB AUTOMOBILE (1526) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOILET SEAT 72-10126 32 28 1 136 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
DROOL BABY 39-4243 37 73 0 131 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
NEED A FIX 59-3141 35 28 2 116 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
SNORING 72-10127 34 29 3 105 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FORMS 72-7540 27 4 0 97 BASH BROS DMV (1507) DRAGONHEAD
PANDARAMADINGDONG 2-6768 25 20 1 95 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-YAR!!! 18-10792 45 22 0 90 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
BAD SHOES 72-10882 20 9 0 66 BASH BROS WALKING (1538) DRAGONHEAD
CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130 28 16 0 59 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-8046 21 7 1 56 BASH BROS CHAIR (1519) DRAGONHEAD
UNCOMFORTABLE 72-9131 18 6 0 51 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1527) DRAGONHEAD
NO BATTERIES 72-10121 35 65 0 50 BB FLASHLIGHT (1529) DRAGONHEAD
-HALFTIME SHOW 72-10722 19 4 0 49 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
BAD SERVICE 72-10967 19 12 0 48 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1539) DRAGONHEAD
NAG 72-10128 22 25 1 47 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
-WHEATIES 72-5900 17 7 0 45 CEREAL (1491) DRAGONHEAD
-PETS 72-11376 28 8 0 43 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1540)DRAGONHEAD
-CLEANING 72-7588 17 7 1 37 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (1508) DRAGONHEAD
SCARY DUDE 72-10528 26 11 2 33 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1485) DRAGONHEAD
BAD ADS 72-10723 23 13 0 32 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
-CROOKED 72-8138 23 11 0 30 BASH BROS TEETH (1483) DRAGONHEAD
CRYING TIGER 2-6566 32 73 0 27 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319 26 74 0 23 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
KNOCKED OVER 72-10147 22 11 2 23 BASH BROS TRASH (1532) DRAGONHEAD
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 16 17 1 17 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
-NOT ASSUR 72-8574 22 9 2 16 BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1524) DRAGONHEAD
AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598 16 9 0 14 BB SCOTT BORAS (1509) DRAGONHEAD
WITHDRAWAL 59-3142 22 9 1 9 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
-UGLY 72-10118 22 18 0 9 BASH BROS SWEATER (1528) DRAGONHEAD
FORGOT IT 72-8910 18 25 1 9 BASH BROS JACKET (1525) DRAGONHEAD
OUT OF TP 54-3258 19 10 2 8 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 72-7772 19 15 0 8 BASH BROS GOLFER (1482) DRAGONHEAD
-BOOBY TRAP 72-7700 25 11 1 6 DISARM (1484) DRAGONHEAD
OBLIGATORY 72-10137 25 33 0 0 BASH BROS SEX (1531) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Green Bean -- Sorry about the head hit. I certainly wasn't aiming there. -- Adabemis
Eldantabem
Gum Gatherer -- Thanks. You showed me what not to do in the second minute.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AERYN SUN was bested by JAKUCHU ITO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome Title fight.
ISHMAIL was demolished by EXTRA BEST THERMOS in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
KWAI CHANG was devastated by SHIFTED in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
BONE BENDER was overpowered by ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ARUGULA bested ADABEMIS & BALMADOR in a popular 3 minute duel.
RAISTLIN MAJERE was devastated by GREEN BEAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GAOL was handily defeated by SACRIFICE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
BORROWS MONEY was vanquished by MINSTREL in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
HIGHER POWER viciously subdued LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
PATRICIA CORNWELL handily defeated SPECIES 3.14159265 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHANA-RAE savagely defeated RETCH in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody match.
PRISCILLA devastated TUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS was beaten by SCHARV in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory conflict.
BILLY BLANKS viciously subdued JOB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
CUP O'PIZZA was overcome by EMPTY in a 2 minute bout.
RACHAEL slimly lost to ALEMBIC in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory brawl.
SWIMMING was beaten by LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 1 minute match.
MORIKAWA YOTSU was overpowered by DANGEROUS TOYS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MISTI handily defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 6 minute gory mismatched competition.
NIGHT STALKER was vanquished by ISHINOMORI in a 2 minute one-sided match.
GUM GATHERER viciously subdued 2 YEAR CONTRACT in a popular 9 minute brutal contest.
HANNA overpowered JOEY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DANTALLION overpowered RECOVERY SETBACK in a popular 2 minute gory uneven fight.
8 AM CLASS demolished SNEEZING PANDA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
E COLI was vanquished by NEEDLE BOY in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
RIPPED was overcome by SHADOWMANE in a 2 minute duel.
MELTING FLOOD savagely defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
TURNED OFF was handily defeated by SHADOWMANE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOSY NEIGHBOR defeated SHADOWMANE in a 2 minute bout.
SENSATIONALIZED beat EVERYTHING ZEN in a action packed 5 minute brutal bout.
BAD MEDIA bested CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a popular 3 minute duel.
ROAD KILL bested ANGRY BOOKIE in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
MITA KURAI overpowered TOILET SEAT in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
TAX PENALTY subdued BREWTALITY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
KHEFRAS demolished EMPTY TANK in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
DROOL BABY was savagely defeated by OLD SAILMAKER in a exciting 2 minute competition.
SNORING was vanquished by M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
FULL AND HEAVY vanquished CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NEED A FIX handily defeated OLD SAILMAKER in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
NOT THE REAL THING was savagely defeated by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 2 minute brawl.
PANDARAMADINGDONG handily defeated DIRTY GROUT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WITHDRAWAL was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD SERVICE was vanquished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAD SHOES overcame BOOKIE'S GUARD in a exciting 1 minute duel.
BAD ADS was demolished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SCARY DUDE subdued CRYING TIGER in a 2 minute gory battle.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK narrowly defeated DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
OUT OF TP was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KNOCKED OVER narrowly defeated DEBBY TONTE in a 2 minute gory brawl.
OBLIGATORY was devastated by DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR viciously subdued INKEEPER'S SON in a popular 4 minute gruesome bout.
NAG was devastated by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
NO BATTERIES overcame DEBBY TONTE in a 2 minute contest.
UNCOMFORTABLE was beaten by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 2 minute match.
FORGOT IT was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
FORMS demolished BOOKIE'S GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
AT YOUR OWN RISK was overpowered by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH was viciously subdued by INKEEPER'S SON in a popular 5 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 17 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 17 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 34 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 17 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 16 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 77 - 76 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 15 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 38 - 42 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 32 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 AIMED BLOW 68 - 99 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 29 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 56 - 114 - 0 33 |
Turn 918 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 10 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 10 - 7 AIMED BLOW 6 - 11 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 50 19 1 244 NINJAS (1107)
SLASHING ATTACK PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 115 140 2 313 AUTHORS (749)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CHANA-RAE 18-1988 75 91 2 305 FEMMES FATAL (734)
BASHING ATTACK SACRIFICE 51-4947 25 105 2 252 MIGHTY MORALS (1120)
WALL OF STEEL HIGHER POWER 59-3119 76 56 1 243 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)
AIMED BLOW EMPTY 72-7269 30 8 1 242 BASH BROS WALLET (1504)
TOTAL PARRY SCHARV 51-1209 121 132 0 225 SKAITHVARN (235)
PARRY-LUNGE ARUGULA 3-7180 155 88 3 224 VEGGIES (1227)
PARRY-STRIKE EXTRA BEST THERMO 10-5444 28 4 1 214 THE JERKS (1451)
STRIKING ATTACK MISTI 21-9595 33 14 0 195 MADNESS (1475)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
GUM GATHERER 36-8289. The ten other most popular fighters were RETCH 7-241,
CHANA-RAE 18-1988, MISTI 21-9595, COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 18-10133, 2 YEAR CONTRACT
72-6552, HIGHER POWER 59-3119, SCHARV 51-1209, SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683, ARUGULA
3-7180, and BILLY BLANKS 1-9375.
The least popular fighter this week was FORGOT IT 72-8910. The other ten least
popular fighters were OUT OF TP 54-3258, BAD ADS 72-10723, DIRTY GROUT 54-3438, JOEY
18-10339, MORIKAWA YOTSU 21-8315, SPECIES 3.14159265 18-7512, RAISTLIN MAJERE
97-8374, BONE BENDER 2-6633, AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598, and NAG 72-10128.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 1 0 KOLACT(10) 1 2 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 1 5 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 6 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 0 0
OSKSI(3) 3 0 0 SUNSET(21) 3 2 0 TROCAR(54) 1 2 0
JHELUM(4) 3 0 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 2 2 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 17 17 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 3 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 101 76 0 214 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KWAI CHANG 2-6528 66 58 2 203 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
ARUGULA 3-7180 155 88 3 224 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
MINSTREL 4-2505 36 25 4 228 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
GAOL 5-5891 59 70 2 191 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 44 37 0 221 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 50 19 1 244 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 28 4 1 214 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
CHANA-RAE 18-1988 75 91 2 305 FEMMES FATAL (734) TALCAMA
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 115 140 2 313 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 114 116 3 188 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
GUM GATHERER 36-8289 41 38 0 216 FROST FREE (1446) JHANS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 82 290 2 167 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100 64 50 1 222 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
ADABEMIS & BALMADO 42-1671 66 145 0 210 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
SACRIFICE 51-4947 25 105 2 252 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319 26 74 0 23 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 76 56 1 243 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
EMPTY 72-7269 30 8 1 242 BASH BROS WALLET (1504) DRAGONHEAD
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 62 32 6 193 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE