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Date : 02/16/2026 Duedate: 02/28/2026
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 939
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DARQUE FORC 44/1243 45 25 0 64.3 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139
DARQUE FORCES 71/1244 3 THE LOSERS 41/1241 45 49 0 47.9
DARQUE FORCES V 71/1246 4 ORACLE 11/1214 176 346 4 33.7
DARQUE FORCES III 71/1245 BAD ATTIFOOD 63/1205
2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 2476 2406 13 50.7 DARQUE FARCES 60/1201
SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145 5 THE SAND TR 63/1242 16 32 0 33.3
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well now, gather close, my sand-splattered scholars of slaughter. The torches are
about to be lit for the evening, the healers are still muttering, and Andorak has
gifted us another turn as lopsided as a goblin's grin. Let's uncork the decanter of
truth and pour carefully.
Savory defended the throne with the casual confidence of someone folding laundry. Dark
Helmet charged for glory and left with philosophical bruises. Two minutes. Title
retained. Helmet dented. Our King's Sentinel stands balanced perfectly at .500, which
feels less like a coincidence and more like a prophecy written in bookkeeping ink.
If you heard a sonic boom this week, it was Ashegi of Vega, who shot up 41 points
after thrashing In Gee Chun in a three-minute lesson on pain. Ashegi now wears
momentum like a crown of sharpened starlight. In Gee Chun, meanwhile, slipped 35
points and landed squarely in the Department of Existential Doubts.
The most popular fight belonged to Julianne, who methodically dismantled Jalapeno
Business in a seven-minute clash that had the crowd leaning forward like gamblers
watching loaded dice. Julianne remains the arena's popularity monarch. The people
adore endurance. They love spectacle. They love someone who refuses to wilt.
Some closing stats that may be of interest to you are: Amen-Tei suffered a 0-4
collapse. The sands there must feel cursed. Kyr'Terr, on the other hand, stands
undefeated this turn at 4-0. The King Sentinel's reign remains stable, if not
inspiringly symmetrical. Parry-Lungers sit smug at 70 percent over the last ten turns.
Poor Slashers have only two wins in the last ten. The blade may be sharp, but the
results are blunt.
And so ends Turn 939. No avoids. No challenges. No personal ads. No word from the
King's Sentinel. No politics. Just clean arithmetic of blade and bone. Until next
time, my lovely lurkers of lethality, keep your potions labeled and your backup weapon
secretly enchanted. Andorak rewards the prepared and devours the distracted.
-- Sidara Brightbell
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SAVORY 32-4143 219 219 1 229 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JULIANNE 84-19630 127 193 1 213 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609 103 135 0 201 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG
JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 65 58 1 195 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRINTING 11-8433 40 60 0 191 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY
DARK HELMET 60-9328 46 69 1 183 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GERTRUDE 44-2582 27 20 0 178 DARQUE FORCES (1243) KRILL
DASKINOR 71-3390 37 27 3 164 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAPUNZEL 71-3585 32 15 0 148 DARQUE FORCES V (1246) KYR'TERR
ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459 23 14 0 143 DARQUE FORCES III (1245) KYR'TERR
IN GEE CHUN 63-3749 28 28 1 130 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
NIBENAY 71-3380 32 22 1 101 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753 26 30 1 78 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
LET'S DANCE 41-5464 25 50 3 63 THE LOSERS (1241) KATI-TEI
AMY YANG 63-3752 27 29 2 40 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SAVORY devastated DARK HELMET in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
PRINTING was overcome by HUNGRY HIPPO in a 2 minute match.
JALAPENO BUSINESS was savagely defeated by JULIANNE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute duel.
GERTRUDE overpowered LAWRENCE THE SOT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.
DASKINOR bested AYLIA in a popular 1 minute duel.
IN GEE CHUN was viciously subdued by ASHEGI OF VEGA in a 3 minute match.
RAPUNZEL defeated AYLIA in a action packed 4 minute melee.
NIBENAY vanquished JIN YOUNG KO in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
LET'S DANCE vanquished AMY YANG in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 7 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 1 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 939 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW SAVORY 32-4143 219 219 1 229 DEAD WE SUCK (1098)
PARRY-LUNGE HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 103 135 0 201 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)
LUNGING ATTACK JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 65 58 1 195 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205)
WALL OF STEEL DARK HELMET 60-9328 46 69 1 183 DARQUE FARCES (1201)
STRIKING ATTACK GERTRUDE 44-2582 27 20 0 178 DARQUE FORCES (1243)
PARRY-STRIKE DASKINOR 71-3390 37 27 3 164 DARQUE FORCES (1244)
BASHING ATTACK LET'S DANCE 41-5464 25 50 3 63 THE LOSERS (1241)
SLASHING ATTACK AMY YANG 63-3752 27 29 2 40 THE SAND TRAP (1242)
The overall popularity leader is JULIANNE 84-19630. The most popular warrior this
turn was JULIANNE 84-19630. The ten other most popular fighters were JALAPENO
BUSINESS 63-3473, ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459, SAVORY 32-4143, GERTRUDE 44-2582, RAPUNZEL
71-3585, PRINTING 11-8433, HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927, LET'S DANCE 41-5464, DASKINOR
71-3390, and NIBENAY 71-3380.
The least popular fighter this week was AMY YANG 63-3752. The other ten least
popular fighters were JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753, IN GEE CHUN 63-3749, DARK HELMET 60-9328,
NIBENAY 71-3380, DASKINOR 71-3390, LET'S DANCE 41-5464, HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927,
PRINTING 11-8433, RAPUNZEL 71-3585, and GERTRUDE 44-2582.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 4 0 0
ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 4 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRINTING 11-8433 40 60 0 191 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY
SAVORY 32-4143 219 219 1 229 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
LET'S DANCE 41-5464 25 50 3 63 THE LOSERS (1241) KATI-TEI
GERTRUDE 44-2582 27 20 0 178 DARQUE FORCES (1243) KRILL
DARK HELMET 60-9328 46 69 1 183 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI
JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 65 58 1 195 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI
DASKINOR 71-3390 37 27 3 164 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 103 135 0 201 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139 DWES EG
JULIANNE 84-19630 127 193 1 213 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE