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Date : 09/28/2026 Duedate: 10/10/2026
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 955
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 80S FANTASY 20/1251 79 33 0 70.5 BLACK KELTS 29/1256
THE SANCTUM 30/1252 WE BIG WOHPUM 3/1253
2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 2519 2411 13 51.1 BATTLE BLADES 30/1257
SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145 SAGE SOLDIERS 14/1262
SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139 AQUARIAN TAROT 40/1258
3 DARQUE AGES 52/1248 84 81 1 50.9 MY LITTLE TRIBE 6/1255
DARQUE FORCES 44/1243 RAINBOW COUNCIL 78/1267
DARQUE FORCES 71/1244 5 THE SAND TR 63/1242 50 62 0 44.6
DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/1247 7 ORACLE 11/1214 213 372 4 36.4
DARQUE FORCES V 71/1246 BAD ATTIFOOD 63/1205
DARQUE FORCES III 71/1245 DARQUE FARCES 60/1201
4 WEATHER 65/1259 75 93 0 44.6 E IS FOR ELEPHANT 71/1197
PUD POWER 43/1266 8 FARSCAPE 10/990 88 155 0 36.2
BUDDHA BOYS 4/1254 THE MUPPETS 54/1234
VABOROUGHS 40/1265
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Andorak, my dears, Sidara Brightbell here once again, settling in with a warm cup of
something soothing while you all spend your afternoons beating one another senseless.
Twenty-seven fights filled the sands this turn, and somehow everyone survived. That
alone deserves a biscuit and perhaps a small blessing.
Our King's Sentinel Julianne takes the throne, though Tomas Thinador certainly made
her work for it. Their title fight lasted three minutes and pleased the crowd
immensely, with Julianne slipping away with the victory. She now stands at 141-195-1
and 239 points, proving once again that an Advanced warrior's record can tell a very
strange story indeed. Hungry Hippo, Scooter, Savory, and Printing are gathered
immediately below her among the Grand Challenger Champions, so I doubt Julianne will
have much time to grow comfortable in that chair.
Scooter deserves a little extra applause this cycle. The Muppet spent six bloody
minutes savaging Le' Machine and walked away as the turn's most popular warrior.
Printing also had an excellent showing, defeating Leo in three minutes, while Savory
handled The Fool and Zula put down Owl's Feather. Tornado earned one of the more
impressive victories farther down the card, beating Rhynian Alanda and climbing to 190
points. Gertrude, Dakia Wildrose, Ashegi of Vega, and Scragg Tagg also made their
fights look rather easier than their opponents probably appreciated.
For those of you who enjoy studying styles instead of merely swinging whatever sharp
object happens to be nearby, Aimed Blows went 8-3, Slashers went 4-2, and Walls of
Steel finished 4-3. Strikers posted a tidy 3-1. Lungers, meanwhile, suffered through
an unpleasant 2-8 afternoon, and Parry-Strikers went 0-4. Julianne leads Andorak's
Aimed Blows, Hungry Hippo the Parry-Lungers, No-Dachisan the Slashers, Dark Helmet the
Walls of Steel, Tomas Thinador the Lungers, and Tornado the Strikers. Daskinor, Ka
D'Argo, and Virgin Blonde round out the current style leaders.
The alliance standings remain an interesting little stew. 80s Fantasy and its
companions sit atop the board at 79-33, a rather imposing 70.5 percent winning mark.
Dead We Suc and its extensive collection of allies remain the old workhorse of Andorak
with more than twenty-five hundred victories, while the various Darque contingents sit
just above .500 at 84-81. Plenty of fighting remains in all of them, though judging
from some of this turn's results, perhaps a little less dignity.
Another turn of Andorak is tucked safely into the record books. Until next time, fight
well and come home in one piece.
-- Sidara Brightbell
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JULIANNE 84-19630 141 195 1 239 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609 117 137 0 236 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG
SCOOTER 54-118 44 34 1 230 THE MUPPETS (1234) TROCAR
SAVORY 32-4143 234 220 1 216 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
PRINTING 11-8433 50 66 0 215 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NO-DACHISAN 30-429 79 92 2 210 BATTLE BLADES (1257) IAYE
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 67 97 0 210 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
RAIN WAVE 30-5905 56 41 0 210 THE SANCTUM (1252) IAYE
DARK HELMET 60-9328 57 74 1 208 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI
FLAIL 30-2061 73 79 1 205 BATTLE BLADES (1257) IAYE
ZULA 20-750 60 61 2 203 80S FANTASY (1251) SEAM
LE' MACHINE 4-3373 41 52 3 201 BUDDHA BOYS (1254) JHELUM
THE FOOL 40-2332 40 30 0 200 AQUARIAN TAROT (1258) ZENSU
TUSK 71-7408 43 70 2 199 E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197) KYR'TERR
TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131 54 40 1 198 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
LEO 52-3869 53 36 0 196 DARQUE AGES (1248) FRATSFA
STERLING 40-2280 33 27 2 195 VABOROUGHS (1265) ZENSU
BASCOMB BRENDEU 29-3219 28 21 0 195 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 74 65 1 192 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI
TORNADO 65-1232 56 60 2 190 WEATHER (1259) DAL SHANG
OWL'S FEATHER 3-925 46 92 0 189 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
NIBENAY 71-3380 40 30 1 184 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DASKINOR 71-3390 45 35 3 176 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
LUMEN BUG 30-5885 36 63 0 176 THE SANCTUM (1252) IAYE
ADORZUS 78-3734 27 26 2 176 RAINBOW COUNCIL (1267) LIN TIRIAN
JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753 37 35 1 175 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 59 85 1 173 FARSCAPE (990) KOLACT
WOHP FROM ABOVE 3-4128 31 27 1 173 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
GERTRUDE 44-2582 34 29 1 172 DARQUE FORCES (1243) KRILL
RAPUNZEL 71-3585 37 26 0 169 DARQUE FORCES V (1246) KYR'TERR
-PECTORALIS 3-6941 24 22 1 164 MUSCLE MEN (1260) OSKSI
-WANDERER 4 29-5465 21 27 0 156 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
GERBIL MASTER 4-3247 54 62 1 154 BUDDHA BOYS (1254) JHELUM
ETERNAL BLOSSOM 20-1158 27 24 0 152 DARQUE KNIGHTS (1247) SEAM
MOURNING DEW 6-4003 27 25 2 151 MY LITTLE TRIBE (1255) TRANSEL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE EMPEROR 40-1994 25 29 0 144 AQUARIAN TAROT (1258) ZENSU
IN GEE CHUN 63-3749 35 37 1 140 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459 27 26 0 140 DARQUE FORCES III (1245) KYR'TERR
SCRAGG TAGG 43-2937 22 22 0 134 PUD POWER (1266) VEASTIAN
DAKIA WILDROSE 20-1159 31 41 0 131 DARQUE KNIGHTS (1247) SEAM
SUMMER RAIN 65-1234 18 28 0 115 WEATHER (1259) DAL SHANG
COMMANDER POWLE 14-4593 20 19 0 104 SAGE SOLDIERS (1262) TOBIR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZAGRID 29-6858 23 9 1 100 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
VIRGIN BLONDE 29-2142 42 51 0 99 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
WOHP YOUR TOE! 3-4169 28 22 0 98 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AMY YANG 63-3752 35 37 2 94 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LYDIA KO 63-3798 35 19 0 79 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
-SCWING 63-1307 17 17 0 65 BOP BOP DUWOP (1268) AMEN-TEI
SAMWISE GAMGEE 20-854 20 7 0 61 80S FANTASY (1251) SEAM
FEINTAMOUR 78-3736 18 20 0 53 RAINBOW COUNCIL (1267) LIN TIRIAN
-LET'S DANCE 41-5464 26 64 3 47 THE LOSERS (1241) KATI-TEI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TOMAS THINADOR slimly lost to JULIANNE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight.
HUNGRY HIPPO subdued BASCOMB BRENDEU in a exciting 1 minute melee.
SCOOTER savagely defeated LE' MACHINE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody duel.
LEO was defeated by PRINTING in a exciting 3 minute fight.
THE FOOL was bested by SAVORY in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
OWL'S FEATHER was defeated by ZULA in a exciting 1 minute bloody struggle.
NO-DACHISAN handily defeated NIBENAY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FLAIL vanquished LUMEN BUG in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
RAIN WAVE vanquished WOHP FROM ABOVE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
WHISPER WALK handily defeated JALAPENO BUSINESS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DARK HELMET demolished DASKINOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody mismatched match.
JIN YOUNG KO was demolished by STERLING in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
DIVING HAWK handily defeated KA D'ARGO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TUSK vanquished RAPUNZEL in a action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
TORNADO beat RHYNIAN ALANDA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
ADORZUS devastated ETERNAL BLOSSOM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOURNING DEW was demolished by GERTRUDE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE EMPEROR was overpowered by TYLARRA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DAKIA WILDROSE devastated AMY YANG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ASHEGI OF VEGA overpowered COMMANDER POWLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUMMER RAIN was overpowered by BUTTERHEAD in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
GERBIL MASTER savagely defeated IN GEE CHUN in a popular 2 minute gory match.
SCRAGG TAGG vanquished TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WOHP YOUR TOE! viciously subdued LYDIA KO in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
FEINTAMOUR was vanquished by YOGONITH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ZAGRID handily defeated TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute uneven bout.
VIRGIN BLONDE overpowered SAMWISE GAMGEE in a exciting 3 minute uneven competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 11 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 52 - 30 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 WALL OF STEEL 33 - 28 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 16 - 1 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 13 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 42 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 29 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 17 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 21 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 955 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 8 6 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 3 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 8 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JULIANNE 84-19630 141 195 1 239 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)
PARRY-LUNGE HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 117 137 0 236 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)
SLASHING ATTACK NO-DACHISAN 30-429 79 92 2 210 BATTLE BLADES (1257)
WALL OF STEEL DARK HELMET 60-9328 57 74 1 208 DARQUE FARCES (1201)
LUNGING ATTACK TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131 54 40 1 198 BLACK KELTS (1256)
STRIKING ATTACK TORNADO 65-1232 56 60 2 190 WEATHER (1259)
PARRY-STRIKE DASKINOR 71-3390 45 35 3 176 DARQUE FORCES (1244)
BASHING ATTACK KA D'ARGO 10-4270 59 85 1 173 FARSCAPE (990)
TOTAL PARRY VIRGIN BLONDE 29-2142 42 51 0 99 BLACK KELTS (1256)
The overall popularity leader is SAVORY 32-4143. The most popular warrior this turn
was SCOOTER 54-118. The ten other most popular fighters were TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131,
JULIANNE 84-19630, DASKINOR 71-3390, PRINTING 11-8433, WOHP YOUR TOE! 3-4169, GERBIL
MASTER 4-3247, LE' MACHINE 4-3373, SAVORY 32-4143, DARK HELMET 60-9328, and TORNADO
65-1232.
The least popular fighter this week was SUMMER RAIN 65-1234. The other ten least
popular fighters were COMMANDER POWLE 14-4593, AMY YANG 63-3752, THE EMPEROR 40-1994,
ETERNAL BLOSSOM 20-1158, JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473, NIBENAY 71-3380, FEINTAMOUR
78-3736, MOURNING DEW 6-4003, RAPUNZEL 71-3585, and KA D'ARGO 10-4270.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 2 2 0 IAYE(30) 3 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 5 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 1 0 ZENSU(40) 1 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 3 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 2 2 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 2 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIVING HAWK 3-2665 67 97 0 210 WE BIG WOHPUM (1253) OSKSI
LE' MACHINE 4-3373 41 52 3 201 BUDDHA BOYS (1254) JHELUM
MOURNING DEW 6-4003 27 25 2 151 MY LITTLE TRIBE (1255) TRANSEL
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 59 85 1 173 FARSCAPE (990) KOLACT
PRINTING 11-8433 50 66 0 215 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY
COMMANDER POWLE 14-4593 20 19 0 104 SAGE SOLDIERS (1262) TOBIR
ZULA 20-750 60 61 2 203 80S FANTASY (1251) SEAM
TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131 54 40 1 198 BLACK KELTS (1256) LAPUR
NO-DACHISAN 30-429 79 92 2 210 BATTLE BLADES (1257) IAYE
SAVORY 32-4143 234 220 1 216 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
THE FOOL 40-2332 40 30 0 200 AQUARIAN TAROT (1258) ZENSU
SCRAGG TAGG 43-2937 22 22 0 134 PUD POWER (1266) VEASTIAN
GERTRUDE 44-2582 34 29 1 172 DARQUE FORCES (1243) KRILL
LEO 52-3869 53 36 0 196 DARQUE AGES (1248) FRATSFA
SCOOTER 54-118 44 34 1 230 THE MUPPETS (1234) TROCAR
DARK HELMET 60-9328 57 74 1 208 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI
JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 74 65 1 192 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TORNADO 65-1232 56 60 2 190 WEATHER (1259) DAL SHANG
TUSK 71-7408 43 70 2 199 E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197) KYR'TERR
ADORZUS 78-3734 27 26 2 176 RAINBOW COUNCIL (1267) LIN TIRIAN
HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 117 137 0 236 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139 DWES EG
JULIANNE 84-19630 141 195 1 239 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS (73-1807) THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
RED BIRD (85-45165) SPREAD THE RED (8222)
WRESTED NUDIST (85-45330) W.S. ANAGRAMS 2 (8255)
LADY O' THE LAKE (86-30287) THRONEHOLDERS (5559)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes