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Date : 02/17/2026 Duedate: 03/16/2026
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 426
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 AVID FANS 45/199 4598 2225 45 67.4 WORLD BLADES 9 41/1902
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 PORKY'S REVENGE 72/2181
2 VIKINGS 10/1208 816 667 8 55.0 WORLD BLADES 15 85/1904
SENTINELS 7/1202 7 AVENGERS 31/259 44 50 0 46.8
VAN DUEL 51/1476 9 BIRDS 31/2173 39 50 0 43.8
JUNGLE JUICE 85/2043 FLOATING PAST 47/2183
PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710 11 KANO CLAN 21/988 73 113 2 39.2
BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570 BLACK SAMURAI 29/707
3 THE PURGE 2 47/1935 31 26 0 54.4 12 TALL TALES 59/1335 248 436 3 36.3
4 BLOOD SUCKER 5/1295 900 860 12 51.1 13 THIRD HIGHW 73/2060 592 1067 5 35.7
KIWI CONNECTION 4/1305 15 PSY CORPS 47/2013 1 2 0 33.3
KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232 16 CANDY 41/2083 17 49 0 25.8
KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307 SINN'RS 'R US 9/2138
INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214 17 WHITE MAIMER 44/324 44 148 0 22.9
FAST FOOD 47/1355 WHITE WOLVES 47/1838
JURINE SAMPLE 71/1921 WHITE MAIMERS 47/1936
BLADES OF DOOM 15/2046 18 JUDGEMENT 1 73/2209 8 32 0 20.0
WORLD BLADES 4 32/2047 SWORD HEROES 5 73/2195
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo hullo!
Olaf Modeen has been bitten by a fish. His wife Tricia has gone to visit him in the
hospital, so I'm filling in. How do you do, I'm Malic.
There were 27 fights in Crysalis Arena this turn, which made for a fairly short day,
with time for a buffet at the halfway point. That would be between the fight where
Baldassare fought Kenya, and the one where The Referee fought Cape Town. No one died,
there were six challenges (thanks to the White Maimers/White Wolves guild), and
Sentinels avoided Avid Fans. So would I, those guys are a little unpredictable.
BALDASSARE (7-6003) (127-64-0,231) of SENTINELS fought KENYA (4-6484) (38-11-
4,235) of KIWI CONNECTION. BALDASSARE handily defeated KENYA in a 2 minute gory
uneven fight. Baldassare gained 25 points for this easy-looking victory.
THE REFEREE (45-1091) (142-59-4,259) of AVID FANS fought CAPE TOWN (41-5118) (60-
50-1,195) of WORLD BLADES 9. THE REFEREE devastated CAPE TOWN in an exciting 3 minute
bloody uneven duel. Or maybe it just seemed more exciting because we were all in a
better mood after lunch. The Ref, by the way, is the top Parry-Strike and the overall
popularity leader.
ARMENIUS (47-9159) (44-73-0,172) of WHITE WOLVES challenged MATSURI (29-4256)
(43-47-0,194) of BLACK SAMURAI. ARMENIUS luckily beat MATSURI in an exciting 8 minute
Challenge melee. This was before lunch, and the spectators got impatient at the 8
minute fight, so Matsuri was voted this turn's favorite fighter, and is also the top
Parry-Riposte.
In the last fight of the day, LEGGING LAGAN (47-9625) (19-18-0,75) of FLOATING
PAST fought OCTOPUS (31-7207) (21-14-1,73) of AVENGERS. LEGGING LAGAN was overpowered
by OCTOPUS in a 1 minute uneven fight. Legging Lagan was least popular. You should
not float down a deep stream known to have octopi in it. All right, sorry, but I like
to make a play on people's arena names and team names.
There was just one stand-in fighter. QUIRMY (73-10027) (27-12-0,89) of SWORD
HEROES 5 fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-1) (0-0-0,30). QUIRMY was subdued by
ALASTARIAN DESERTER in an exciting 5 minute melee. And the deserter was an old guy!
I think he fought in -- or rather, didn't fight in -- the Rirorni War. Quirmy lost 34
points.
Ozymandius was the most challenged. GRATILLONIUS (47-10208) (21-31-1,118) of
WHITE MAIMERS challenged OZYMANDIUS (7-2521) (27-12-2,147) of SENTINELS. GRATILLONIUS
was savagely defeated by OZYMANDIUS in a 2 minute Challenge match. Heh! Not such an
easy win, eh? But Ozy gained 6 points for the bold challenge.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (162-18-0,751) of WAY TO GO! II fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (102-53-2,236) of VIKINGS. HARI-KARI overpowered HAGAR BLUETOOTH in an action
packed 2 minute uneven Title melee. Hari-Kari is still the Champion of the Horn, and
the highest ranked Aimed Blow. Hagar Bluetooth is the top-rated Wall of Steel.
Uncle Fester is still the top Slasher. UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (88-118-1,223) of
TALL TALES fought DURANDAL (15-5798) (62-49-0,194) of BLADES OF DOOM. UNCLE FESTER
devastated DURANDAL in an exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
CARNIVORE PARROT (85-8440) (32-9-2,236) of JUNGLE JUICE fought G W BUSH (59-2764)
(76-130-2,187) of TALL TALES. CARNIVORE PARROT won victory over G W BUSH in a 2
minute gruesome fight. Carnivore Parrot is the top Lunger and... do you know how
unnatural that name is? I am personally acquainted with a parrot. Parrots are
vegetarians. They nibble carrots and celery and fruit and, yes, crackers. I once
offered a parrot a cracker with caviar on it and it blew a raspberry at me.
Bristol is the top Striker. BRISTOL (32-5629) (56-32-0,209) of WORLD BLADES 4
fought QUEEN (75-3316) (27-20-1,188) of KIWI CONNECTIONS. BRISTOL devastated QUEEN in
an exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (68-138-1,187) of TALL TALES fought MAD CAT (7-2965)
(89-58-7,210) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS. JOHNNY APPLESEED was devastated by MAD CAT in
an action packed 2 minute one-sided bout. Mad Cat is the top Basher.
Even though he lost today, Ice Cream Man is the leading Total Parry. ICE CREAM
MAN (51-5584) (44-37-0,242) of VAN DUEL fought WATERLOO (75-3317) (34-11-1,189) of
KIWI CONNECTIONS. ICE CREAM MAN was bested by WATERLOO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
bout.
That's all I've got for you. Tricia sent a note: they managed to sew back Olaf's two
fingers that were sliced off by an especially fiece fish. I imagine one of them will
be back next time. Meanwhile, Cheerio!
-- Malic of Talcama
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARI-KARI 73-3049 163 18 0 789 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KARATIA 73-3624 51 27 2 284 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) ERINIKA
THE REFEREE 45-1091 143 59 4 276 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 77 33 1 271 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
BALDASSARE 7-6003 128 64 0 256 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 89 118 1 239 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440 33 9 2 239 JUNGLE JUICE (2043) JASPER GULCH
-TRIUMPH 97-7395 65 56 5 229 CANADIAN CLASSICS (1852) SHADOW GROVE
BRISTOL 32-5629 57 32 0 221 WORLD BLADES 4 (2047) ARVAT
MAD CAT 7-2965 90 58 7 220 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 87 45 0 218 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 67 52 2 211 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 102 54 2 210 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
CAPE TOWN 41-5118 60 51 1 208 WORLD BLADES 9 (1902) KATI-TEI
GEE WHIZZ 71-8558 50 44 1 207 JURINE SAMPLE (1921) KYR'TERR
WATERLOO 75-3317 35 11 1 207 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN
KENYA 4-6484 38 12 4 206 KIWI CONNECTION (1305) JHELUM
BASARA KUBIKIRI 31-7104 33 29 1 206 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
STARBURSTS 41-5305 28 29 5 201 CANDY (2083) KATI-TEI
STAY PUFT 20-144 54 53 1 199 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 44 38 0 195 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
MOSQUITO 5-5011 32 26 1 194 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS
G W BUSH 59-2764 76 131 2 192 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
ARMENIUS 47-9159 45 73 0 191 WHITE WOLVES (1838) NORTH FORK
ZHOU XI 21-5151 49 49 4 190 KANO CLAN (988) SUNSET
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 68 139 1 189 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
KING MIDAS 59-2770 88 113 1 187 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
QUEEN 75-3316 27 21 1 187 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN
DURANDAL 15-5798 62 50 0 186 BLADES OF DOOM (2046) MALCORN
MEAT 73-8119 30 33 0 184 PORKY'S (1945) ERINIKA
MATSURI 29-4256 43 48 0 181 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INNUK SHUK 85-12276 31 44 0 178 WORLD BLADES 15 (1904) JASPER GULCH
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OZYMANDIUS 7-2521 28 12 2 149 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SEAGULL 31-6637 26 33 1 140 BIRDS (2173) CHIMLEVTAL
CHUCK BYWAY 73-9040 34 35 0 134 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (2060) ERINIKA
GRATILLONIUS 47-10208 21 32 1 124 WHITE MAIMERS (1936) NORTH FORK
EDGAR DETOUR 73-9038 30 39 1 122 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (2060) ERINIKA
HAOMARU 31-7142 21 35 1 110 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
VALERIUS 44-1035 26 35 2 109 WHITE MAIMERS (324) KRILL
BRUTUS 47-9380 33 71 3 107 WHITE WOLVES (1838) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CREDIT CARD 5-4052 30 17 0 100 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS
-SKITZO 47-10796 13 8 1 100 HATEFUL (2165) NORTH FORK
SINNAMON LUV 9-6452 21 16 0 95 SINN'RS 'R US (2138) ZUKAL
MR. CARTER 72-10604 10 0 0 93 PORKY'S REVENGE (2181) DRAGONHEAD
BISHAMON 31-7069 34 32 0 92 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ASH 54-3205 23 11 0 90 TREES (1759) TROCAR
DODGE'EM DUDE 31-7019 31 46 1 88 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
OCTOPUS 31-7207 22 14 1 86 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
-MASON 17-8458 21 21 2 86 PERRY STRIKE FORCE (2156) ALJAFIR
ABSOLUM 47-10023 21 21 2 79 PSY CORPS (2013) NORTH FORK
-BRIER BLACKMOON 21-9960 21 15 1 79 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-VENUS 28-5013 29 21 0 77 PLANETS (1419) MORYA
ADOEL 73-9389 22 21 0 74 JUDGEMENT 1 (2209) ERINIKA
THE DARK 47-10463 20 22 1 74 THE PURGE 209 (1935) NORTH FORK
LEGGING LAGAN 47-9625 19 19 0 66 FLOATING PAST (2183) NORTH FORK
-PRINCE 24-5636 16 13 0 60 DEAD POETS SOCIETY 2 (2192)ZORPUNT
-SLEET 52-4392 29 19 1 58 WEATHER (1656) FRATSFA
-ELM 54-3206 31 30 0 57 TREES (1759) TROCAR
JULIUS 47-10206 18 34 1 56 WHITE MAIMERS (1936) NORTH FORK
QUIRMY 73-10027 27 13 0 55 SWORD HEROES 5 (2195) ERINIKA
-KRAG AXEHAND 47-10437 14 6 0 48 DWARFED (2210) NORTH FORK
LYVELLE 73-9266 26 20 1 30 EASTERN HORDE 4 (2161) ERINIKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
STARBURSTS was devastated by KNOS THE AXE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ARMENIUS luckily beat MATSURI in a exciting 8 minute Challenge melee.
BRUTUS was overpowered by CHUCK BYWAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
GRATILLONIUS was savagely defeated by OZYMANDIUS in a 2 minute Challenge match.
VALERIUS vanquished DODGE'EM DUDE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JULIUS bested LYVELLE in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
HARI-KARI overpowered HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a action packed 2 minute uneven Title melee.
CARNIVORE PARROT won victory over G W BUSH in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
ZHOU XI was vanquished by SUPERSIZE ME in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
KARATIA overpowered MEAT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNCLE FESTER devastated DURANDAL in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
ICE CREAM MAN was bested by WATERLOO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
BALDASSARE handily defeated KENYA in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
THE REFEREE devastated CAPE TOWN in a exciting 3 minute bloody uneven duel.
BRISTOL devastated QUEEN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
MOSQUITO was savagely defeated by GEE WHIZZ in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
BASARA KUBIKIRI was overcome by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1 minute competition.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was devastated by MAD CAT in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
KING MIDAS was beaten by STAY PUFT in a 2 minute fray.
INNUK SHUK vanquished HAOMARU in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
EDGAR DETOUR was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 2 minute fight.
SEAGULL beat CREDIT CARD in a 1 minute fight.
SINNAMON LUV vanquished ADOEL in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
QUIRMY was subdued by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a exciting 5 minute melee.
MR. CARTER vanquished THE DARK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
BISHAMON savagely defeated ABSOLUM in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
LEGGING LAGAN was overpowered by OCTOPUS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 13 PARRY-STRIKE 30 - 4 - 0 88 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 7 - 0 68 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 LUNGING ATTACK 93 - 47 - 1 66 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 43 - 43 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 AIMED BLOW 78 - 86 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 43 - 49 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 25 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 45 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 19 - 0 32 |
Turn 426 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 6 - 7 4 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 4 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 163 18 0 789 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE THE REFEREE 45-1091 143 59 4 276 AVID FANS (199)
SLASHING ATTACK UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 89 118 1 239 TALL TALES (1335)
LUNGING ATTACK CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440 33 9 2 239 JUNGLE JUICE (2043)
STRIKING ATTACK BRISTOL 32-5629 57 32 0 221 WORLD BLADES 4 (2047)
BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 90 58 7 220 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
WALL OF STEEL HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 102 54 2 210 VIKINGS (1208)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 44 38 0 195 VAN DUEL (1476)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MATSURI 29-4256 43 48 0 181 BLACK SAMURAI (707)
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was MATSURI 29-4256. The ten other most popular fighters were GEE WHIZZ
71-8558, THE REFEREE 45-1091, BISHAMON 31-7069, OZYMANDIUS 7-2521, MOSQUITO 5-5011,
MAD CAT 7-2965, ARMENIUS 47-9159, HARI-KARI 73-3049, SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110, and
WATERLOO 75-3317.
The least popular fighter this week was LEGGING LAGAN 47-9625. The other ten least
popular fighters were DURANDAL 15-5798, ABSOLUM 47-10023, THE DARK 47-10463, ADOEL
73-9389, CREDIT CARD 5-4052, HAOMARU 31-7142, BASARA KUBIKIRI 31-7104, QUEEN 75-3316,
MEAT 73-8119, and LYVELLE 73-9266.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 3 0
KALTOS(5) 0 2 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 3 3 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 3 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 3 5 0
KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 5 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 2 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KENYA 4-6484 38 12 4 206 KIWI CONNECTION (1305) JHELUM
MOSQUITO 5-5011 32 26 1 194 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS
BALDASSARE 7-6003 128 64 0 256 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SINNAMON LUV 9-6452 21 16 0 95 SINN'RS 'R US (2138) ZUKAL
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 87 45 0 218 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
DURANDAL 15-5798 62 50 0 186 BLADES OF DOOM (2046) MALCORN
STAY PUFT 20-144 54 53 1 199 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710) SEAM
ZHOU XI 21-5151 49 49 4 190 KANO CLAN (988) SUNSET
MATSURI 29-4256 43 48 0 181 BLACK SAMURAI (707) LAPUR
BASARA KUBIKIRI 31-7104 33 29 1 206 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
BRISTOL 32-5629 57 32 0 221 WORLD BLADES 4 (2047) ARVAT
CAPE TOWN 41-5118 60 51 1 208 WORLD BLADES 9 (1902) KATI-TEI
VALERIUS 44-1035 26 35 2 109 WHITE MAIMERS (324) KRILL
THE REFEREE 45-1091 143 59 4 276 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 67 52 2 211 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
ICE CREAM MAN 51-5584 44 38 0 195 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 89 118 1 239 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GEE WHIZZ 71-8558 50 44 1 207 JURINE SAMPLE (1921) KYR'TERR
MR. CARTER 72-10604 10 0 0 93 PORKY'S REVENGE (2181) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 163 18 0 789 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 77 33 1 271 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
WATERLOO 75-3317 35 11 1 207 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN
CARNIVORE PARROT 85-8440 33 9 2 239 JUNGLE JUICE (2043) JASPER GULCH