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Date : 12/30/2025 Duedate: 01/12/2026
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 374
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 562 359 4 61.0 MOSSRUNNERS 1/113
4 BIG LAKE OUT 81/410 431 448 10 49.0 6 RAT PAK 41/468 160 194 2 45.2
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
5 REDHORSE 56/469 968 1015 8 48.8 RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
The native girl gave Orv a surprised smile. "You have some herb lore, do you?"
"You could say that," the little spirit replied with an answering smile. "I'm a
land healer. When we're done with the monsters, I will heal the poisoned land here
before I go home."
"I'll pass the word. Maybe some farmers will come and say which fields need
help."
The group of adventurers moved on down the flower-lined road, toward the forest
with the dark and foggy spot in the middle.
Vengeance said, "This chaos gate, is it a big visible stone gate, like when we
fought in Gateway Arena?"
Orv shook his, or her, or its head. "It is a wound in Ghea, which has festered
through the volcanic flow Sheila Greywand used to try and seal it. The world beyond
that breach is as poisonous to our world as our world is to that world." Shaking its
head, it spat to the side, as though tasting something vile. "The breach is under the
polluted water and I don't recommend going through to the other side. It's likely
that the enemy will be on this side, maybe in the water as the poison comforts them.
In case you have to enter the water, I'll make you a salve to protect your bodies and
your equipment, but that won't last more than an hour."
Tortured Trout frowned as he strode down the road. "Sounds like it would be best
to lure them out of the water. What can we do to really piss them off?"
Orv gasped a surprised laugh, sounding as innocent as a child -- a child with
mischief on its mind. "I don't know them well, but I'd guess these invaders are
fanatics who take themselves very seriously. If they think you are making fun of
them..."
Marduk nodded. "So, we pants them."
Teetotaler shook his head. "Nnn... ah. We're talking about making them come out
of the water to fight us. How would that work?"
"I could make an illusion," Trout suggested, rubbing his bearded chin.
Teddy Brewster shrugged. "When we see them, we should simply charge!"
"We hide in the trees," said Vengeance. "Trout makes an illusion of a farmer
pantsing one of the poison weasels. They get offended and come ashore to deal with
it. THEN we charge. Hmm. There are six of us, and seven of them. Orv, do you
fight?"
The little spirit shook its head, then said, "Well... it depends. You can see
that I'm not as big and strong as all of you."
"But you are of Ghea," said Tortured Trout. "Can you poison those things with a
touch?"
"Oh. Yes, I suppose so. But if I am slain, I can't heal the land."
"We won't include you in the fighting line, then. Or Trout, either. You guys
are support. The five of us can take those evil weasels."
They had been walking rapidly as they made their plans. Now, they were in the
forest, which looked sick. It was mostly oak and maple and sycamore trees, which
should have had green leaves on this warm island, but all the leaves were shriveled
and black, and curled up on the ground. The tree skeletons looked twisted, as though
they were in pain. The group of fighters walked up a small rise in the land, and
looked down upon a swamp, pools of bubbling yellowish water that stank of sulfur and
rot.
Vengeance looked at Orv. "Can you tell where they are?"
The nature spirit stretched out its arm, pointing at a particularly large pool.
"Four of them. The other three might still be in their own world."
Teddy Brewster shifted his feet, hefted his sword, and snorted. "Let's just
charge."
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, my sweet Olaf noticed that I can write a spy report okay, so now he's taking
some time off and I'm filling in for him. There were just eight fights today. One,
at least, was a challenge fight. No one died, thank goodness. Rat Pak avoided the
Big Lake Guild, as would I.
RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (52-43-3,221) of RAT PAK challenged JAVELINO (56-3728) (71-
87-1,205) of REDHORSE. RENEGADE-RAT was devastated by JAVELINO in a 2 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. Javelino is the leading Striker, and the most challenged
fighter today.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (114-79-0,347) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought HUMMINGBIRD
(56-3475) (113-127-0,215) of REDHORSE. BURM WOLFSNARL vanquished HUMMINGBIRD in an
exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle. Mr. Wolfsnarl is of course the Champion of the
Horn, and the top-rated Total Parry. Hummingbird is top Slasher.
MOD COD (55-2638) (457-230-5,217) of RHYME TYME fought NARSIL (81-3401) (63-44-
1,192) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. MOD COD overpowered NARSIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory
mismatched duel. As always, Mod Cod is the overall popularity leader, and the top
Lunger.
BUCK (1-2291) (79-179-0,219) of MOSSRUNNERS fought RINGIL (81-3633) (45-37-2,183)
of MIRKWOOD ORCS. BUCK was savagely defeated by RINGIL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute
bloody match. Ringil is Storm Rock's leading Wall of Steel and this turn's crowd
favorite.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (84-49-1,193) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BROKEN TOE
(56-3683) (74-115-1,166) of REDHORSE. THE LEPER'S HAND was vanquished by BROKEN TOE
in a 1 minute mismatched fight. Broken Toe gained 42 recognition points, while The
Leper's Hand lost 24. And The Leper's Hand was voted least popular this turn. Don't
worry, it'll be someone else next turn.
ANDURIL (81-3435) (50-47-1,205) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-0-
0,151). ANDURIL beat FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
MOOSE (56-3459) (80-114-0,210) of REDHORSE fought RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (65-30-
0,210) of RODENTIAN NATION. MOOSE was overpowered by RAT SOLDIER in a 2 minute uneven
melee. And so, Rat Soldier is the top-ranked Aimed Blow in Storm Rock.
DURN WOLFSNARL (81-3955) (24-23-1,96) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought AMBER
WOLFWALKER (107-11) (0-0-0,92). DURN WOLFSNARL was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in
a 2 minute uneven duel.
That is precious little news, my friends. But precious little happened, right? It
would be great if you'd invite some friends to join you in Storm Rock. So, have a
great fortnight and a happy new year.
-- Tricia Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 115 79 0 358 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 458 230 5 236 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
JAVELINO 56-3728 72 87 1 221 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 66 30 0 221 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NARSIL 81-3401 63 45 1 210 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 75 115 1 208 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
ANDURIL 81-3435 51 47 1 207 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
RINGIL 81-3633 46 37 2 200 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 113 128 0 199 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
MOOSE 56-3459 80 115 0 199 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 52 44 3 190 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
BUCK 1-2291 79 180 0 189 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 84 50 1 169 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MICKEY SPLITZ 81-3973 22 22 0 88 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955 24 24 1 84 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Burm Wolfsnarl -- Oops, broke your weapon. And you didn't teach me anything. --
Javelino
The Leper's Hand -- I was glad to hear that leprosy has finally been cured. Of
course, no need to change your name. I used to fight buck naked in the arena. I
don't, anymore, but I kept the name. -- Buck
Mod Cod -- Well, that was predictable. But I think every arena needs an old veteran
like you. -- Moose
I had to fight the Vernicious Knid. If anyone wants to know, he's a big clumsy
Basher. -- Hummingbird
And I had to fight Telgor. Not clumsy and not a Basher. And he does smell bad. --
Broken Toe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RENEGADE-RAT was devastated by JAVELINO in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL vanquished HUMMINGBIRD in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
MOD COD overpowered NARSIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
BUCK was savagely defeated by RINGIL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
THE LEPER'S HAND was vanquished by BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ANDURIL beat FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
MOOSE was overpowered by RAT SOLDIER in a 2 minute uneven melee.
DURN WOLFSNARL was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 16 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 19 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 374 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 115 79 0 358 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 458 230 5 236 RHYME TYME (385)
STRIKING ATTACK JAVELINO 56-3728 72 87 1 221 REDHORSE (469)
AIMED BLOW RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 66 30 0 221 RODENTIAN NATION (466)
WALL OF STEEL RINGIL 81-3633 46 37 2 200 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 113 128 0 199 REDHORSE (469)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was RINGIL 81-3633. The ten other most popular fighters were ANDURIL 81-3435, BUCK
1-2291, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, JAVELINO 56-3728, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, MOD COD
55-2638, RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, and MOOSE
56-3459.
The least popular fighter this week was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940. The other ten
least popular fighters were DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, NARSIL 81-3401, MOOSE 56-3459,
BROKEN TOE 56-3683, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, MOD COD 55-2638, BURM
WOLFSNARL 81-113, JAVELINO 56-3728, and RAT SOLDIER 62-5152.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 79 180 0 189 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 52 44 3 190 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
MOD COD 55-2638 458 230 5 236 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
JAVELINO 56-3728 72 87 1 221 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 66 30 0 221 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 115 79 0 358 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE