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Date   : 05/19/2026    Duedate: 06/01/2026

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 384

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RHYME TYME 55/385    572  359   4 61.4      MOSSRUNNERS 1/113
  3 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409  453  458  11 49.7    8 DEFROSTED 75/455     240  349   6 40.7
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    CON + INSULT 32/442
  4 DARQUE AGES 81/335   186  194   7 48.9      HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
  5 REDHORSE 56/469      986 1047   8 48.5

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey.

Well, not much to tell you this turn.  Eight fights, no challenges, nobody died, and 
nobody avoided anybody.

     MOD COD (55-2638) (467-230-5,406) of RHYME TYME fought THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) 
(59-32-1,231) of DEFROSTED.  MOD COD devastated THE OVEN BIRD in an action packed 1 
minute mismatched Title fight.  Of course, Mod Cod is top Lunger and the Champion of 
the Horn.  But The Oven Bird is the top Wall of Steel.
     TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (75-89-1,265) of CON + INSULT fought MOOSE (56-3459) (83-
121-0,218) of REDHORSE.  TOUCH BASE was handily defeated by MOOSE in a 1 minute one-
sided match.  Moose is the highest ranked Striker and the overall popularity leader.  
His shirt gets torn a lot, and the lady spectators say he has an impressive chest.  
Touch Base lost 75 points for this!
     BUCK (1-2291) (81-187-0,205) of MOSSRUNNERS fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) 
(65-81-5,195) of HOUSE JHEREG.  BUCK viciously subdued TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a crowd 
pleasing 5 minute gory brawl.  Buck is our leading Total Parry?  Oh dear.
     JAVELINO (56-3728) (76-92-1,196) of REDHORSE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30) (0-
0-0,240).  JAVELINO was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 4 minute 
match.  According to the spectators, Javelino is this turn's favorite.
     THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (90-53-1,203) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought HUMMINGBIRD 
(56-3475) (117-133-0,198) of REDHORSE.  THE LEPER'S HAND won victory over HUMMINGBIRD 
in a 2 minute fight.  Hummingbird is our best (or only?) Slasher, but The Leper King 
is the top Aimed Blow.
     BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (78-121-1,197) of REDHORSE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-26) 
(0-0-0,200).  BROKEN TOE was bested by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute match.  Ouch!
     KIKI VILLYN (33-10759) (27-10-1,95) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought THE LEPER KING 
(81-3995) (27-25-0,93) of DARQUE AGES.  KIKI VILLYN bested THE LEPER KING in a 2 
minute competition.
     DURN WOLFSNARL (81-3955) (29-28-1,85) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought RIRORNI SOLDIER 
(107-3) (0-0-0,60).  DURN WOLFSNARL overpowered RIRORNI SOLDIER in an action packed 2 
minute uneven melee.

Really, there's not much going on.  Next time, bring your friends!  Get out there and 
kick some butt!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen
 
 

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             468 230  5  431  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOOSE 56-3459                84 121  0  229  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RINGIL 81-3633               51  39  2  216  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 BUCK 1-2291                  82 187  0  212  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        59  33  1  210  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-RENEGADE-RAT 41-388          56  47  3  210  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     91  53  1  208  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         117 134  0  205  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
-NARSIL 81-3401               66  48  1  202  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 JAVELINO 56-3728             76  93  1  195  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683           78 122  1  194  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    65  82  5  194  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           75  90  1  190  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
-TWITCH-RAT 6-7821            33  28  0  190  RAT PAK (486)              TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ANDURIL 81-3435              54  51  1  177  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HAND OF DARKNESS 33-10490    38  32  1  127  THUNDERBIRDS (488)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KIKI VILLYN 33-10759         28  10  1  101  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER KING 81-3995       27  26  0   95  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955       30  28  1   92  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RATINTHEKITCHEN 1-9986       15  29  0   45  RAT PAK (485)              MORDANT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD devastated THE OVEN BIRD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TOUCH BASE was handily defeated by MOOSE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BUCK viciously subdued TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory brawl.
JAVELINO was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
THE LEPER'S HAND won victory over HUMMINGBIRD in a 2 minute fight.
BROKEN TOE was bested by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute match.
KIKI VILLYN bested THE LEPER KING in a 2 minute competition.
DURN WOLFSNARL overpowered RIRORNI SOLDIER in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  23 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  17 -  1      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         3 -  14 -  0      18  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 384 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           468 230  5  431 RHYME TYME (385)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOOSE 56-3459              84 121  0  229 REDHORSE (469)
TOTAL PARRY      BUCK 1-2291                82 187  0  212 MOSSRUNNERS (113)
WALL OF STEEL    THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934      59  33  1  210 DEFROSTED (455)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475       117 134  0  205 REDHORSE (469)
AIMED BLOW       THE LEPER KING 81-3995     27  26  0   95 DARQUE AGES (335)

The overall popularity leader is MOOSE 56-3459.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JAVELINO 56-3728.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUCK 1-2291, TEM OF 
SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, MOD COD 55-2638, THE LEPER'S HAND 
81-2940, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, KIKI VILLYN 33-10759, MOOSE 56-3459, HUMMINGBIRD 
56-3475, and THE LEPER KING 81-3995.

The least popular fighter this week was TOUCH BASE 32-6828.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, THE LEPER KING 81-3995, HUMMINGBIRD 
56-3475, MOOSE 56-3459, KIKI VILLYN 33-10759, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, THE LEPER'S HAND 
81-2940, MOD COD 55-2638, DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, and TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 82 187  0  212  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828          75  90  1  190  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 KIKI VILLYN 33-10759        28  10  1  101  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   65  82  5  194  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MOD COD 55-2638            468 230  5  431  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 MOOSE 56-3459               84 121  0  229  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934       59  33  1  210  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940    91  53  1  208  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE