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Date   : 07/15/2025    Duedate: 07/28/2025

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 362

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RHYME TYME 55/385    551  358   4 60.6    5 RAT PAK 41/468       137  177   2 43.6
  2 MADNESS 81/465        55   43   0 56.1      MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
  3 REDHORSE 56/469      950  973   8 49.4      RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
    MOSSRUNNERS 1/113                         6 BAD SIGNS 83/397      71   96   0 42.5
  4 BIG LAKE OUT 81/410  411  432  10 48.8    7 DEADLINE 20/432       77  131   1 37.0
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Champion of the Horn

A rematch and win with Hummingbird, bringing my record with her to 2-2-0, leaves me 
still on the throne here in Storm Rock. No complaints since the bonus gold is 
certainly appreciated. 

So Hummingbird, we seem to defeat each other with every other fight, so stay away. If 
that pattern holds our next fight goes your way. Maybe. LOL Looking at the standings, 
who will I fight next? I see two AB's and a LU right below me I haven't fought yet. 
I'm guessing I'll fight one of those 3, but once again, I'm not challenging. We'll see 
how it goes. 

Out of curiosity, anyone want to announce who runs which teams? I think it's pretty 
obvious who our manager is. I think it's safe to say the Big Lake bunch are run by 
Doofus Bozo. Pretty sure that's what he calls himself. LOL The rest of you, We are 
clueless. We might have to start sneaking around following y'all to find out. Or bribe 
the Arenamaster. To be honest, I expect crickets. o_0

That's it for me. Keep those swords sharp. 

                                          -- Rat Soldier

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi.

Storm Rock Arena had 10 fights today.  Those of you who intended to write home, maybe 
don't bother.  We received a very nice column from Rat Soldier though.  No one died, 
there were two challenges, and Bad Signs avoided Big Lake Solution.

     SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (58-39-0,223) of BAD SIGNS challenged RENEGADE-RAT 
(41-388) (47-40-3,203) of RAT PAK.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER bested RENEGADE-RAT in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
     BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (104-77-0,207) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged MOOSE (56-
3459) (77-105-0,203) of REDHORSE.  BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over MOOSE in an action 
packed 2 minute Challenge battle.  Wolfsnarl is the top Total Parry and Moose is top 
Striker.
     RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (60-27-0,395) of RODENTIAN NATION fought JAVELINO (56-3728) 
(68-78-1,214) of REDHORSE.  RAT SOLDIER demolished JAVELINO in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute uneven Title fight.  So Rat Soldier continues as our top-ranked Aimed Blow, and 
the Champion of the Horn.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (446-229-5,217) of RHYME TYME fought NARSIL (81-3401) (58-41-
1,187) of MIRKWOOD ORCS.  MOD COD devastated NARSIL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  
Mod Cod is (still and always) the overall popularity leader.  Hmm.  The spectators 
were quite unimpressed with Narsil.  Least popular.
     LAUDINA (81-3658) (50-33-2,216) of MADNESS fought RAYNER (20-182) (101-155-3,192) 
of DEADLINE.  LAUDINA demolished RAYNER in a 2 minute mismatched competition.  Laudina 
is our leading Parry-Lunge, while Rayner is the top Parry-Riposte.
     THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (77-44-1,220) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought OUT FOR A 
DUCK (83-275) (42-72-0,233) of BAD SIGNS.  THE LEPER'S HAND vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK 
in an exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.  The Leper's hand is the spectators' 
favorite fighter this turn.
     BUCK (1-2291) (76-170-0,210) of MOSSRUNNERS fought RINGIL (81-3633) (42-32-2,179) 
of MIRKWOOD ORCS.  BUCK was handily defeated by RINGIL in an action packed 4 minute 
uneven fight.  Ringil won 24 points after this easy victory, and Buck lost 27.  Ringil 
is our best Wall of Steel.
     ANDURIL (81-3435) (46-43-1,195) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) 
(106-122-0,198) of REDHORSE.  ANDURIL was viciously subdued by HUMMINGBIRD in an 
action packed 2 minute gory duel.  Hummingbird is still our top Slasher.
     BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (73-104-1,171) of REDHORSE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181).  BROKEN TOE was vanquished by CLOTTO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
     MOM'S MAD (83-698) (20-14-0,84) of BAD SIGNS fought DURN WOLFSNARL (81-3955) (19-
16-1,72) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  MOM'S MAD was beaten by DURN WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute 
melee.

Short turn.  Now it's time for a short nap.  Later!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152          61  27  0  406  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     59  39  0  235  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MOD COD 55-2638             447 229  5  233  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     78  44  1  233  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 LAUDINA 81-3658              51  33  2  225  MADNESS (465)              SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       105  77  0  213  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NARSIL 81-3401               58  42  1  210  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         107 122  0  207  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 MOOSE 56-3459                77 106  0  203  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RINGIL 81-3633               43  32  2  203  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388          47  41  3  201  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        42  73  0  200  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 JAVELINO 56-3728             68  79  1  199  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 ANDURIL 81-3435              46  44  1  191  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RAYNER 20-182               101 156  3  189  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 BUCK 1-2291                  76 171  0  183  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683           73 105  1  164  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-NECROMANCER 33-10468         23  27  2   98  CARESS OF STEEL (480)      NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955       20  16  1   87  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOM'S MAD 83-698             20  15  0   75  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-THE THUNDERSTRIKE 33-10723   15   8  1   54  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

I came here to rant, but honestly, why bother. -- Anduril

Anduril -- I hear ya bro. -- Narsil

Laudina -- You broke my sword? Dude, bad enough you added to my scar tissue. -- Narsil

Javelino -- You again? Dang, now I'm 1-3- vs you -- Ringil

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER bested RENEGADE-RAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over MOOSE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.
RAT SOLDIER demolished JAVELINO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight.
MOD COD devastated NARSIL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LAUDINA demolished RAYNER in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
THE LEPER'S HAND vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
BUCK was handily defeated by RINGIL in a action packed 4 minute uneven fight.
ANDURIL was viciously subdued by HUMMINGBIRD in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
BROKEN TOE was vanquished by CLOTTO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOM'S MAD was beaten by DURN WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        18 -   6 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  22 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  20 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 362 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       RAT SOLDIER 62-5152        61  27  0  406 RODENTIAN NATION (466)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           447 229  5  233 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAUDINA 81-3658            51  33  2  225 MADNESS (465)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113     105  77  0  213 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475       107 122  0  207 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOOSE 56-3459              77 106  0  203 REDHORSE (469)
WALL OF STEEL    RINGIL 81-3633             43  32  2  203 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182             101 156  3  189 DEADLINE (432)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.  The ten other most popular fighters were RINGIL 
81-3633, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, MOOSE 
56-3459, LAUDINA 81-3658, MOM'S MAD 83-698, RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, DURN WOLFSNARL 
81-3955, and RAT SOLDIER 62-5152.

The least popular fighter this week was NARSIL 81-3401.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ANDURIL 81-3435, JAVELINO 56-3728, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, RAYNER 20-182, 
MOD COD 55-2638, BUCK 1-2291, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, DURN 
WOLFSNARL 81-3955, and RENEGADE-RAT 41-388.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      5  2 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  2 0  
KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 76 171  0  183  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 RAYNER 20-182              101 156  3  189  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388         47  41  3  201  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 MOD COD 55-2638            447 229  5  233  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475        107 122  0  207  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152         61  27  0  406  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940    78  44  1  233  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    59  39  0  235  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE