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Date   : 03/12/2024    Duedate: 03/25/2024

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 327

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RHYME TYME 55/385    520  354   4 59.5      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
  2 MADNESS 81/465        31   28   0 52.5      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
    HERO'S INC 20/463                           CON + INSULT 32/442
  3 REDHORSE 56/469      879  869   8 50.3      HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    MOSSRUNNERS 1/113                         7 DEADLINE 20/432       65  108   1 37.6
  4 PRIDE OF ALA 43/475  397  422  10 48.5    8 RAT PAK 41/468        35   85   0 29.2
  5 BASH BROS BO 28/452  575  775   9 42.6      SABERTOOTH 36/470
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                      MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
    BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460                    RODENTIAN NATION 62/466

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey you guys.

Fifteen fights today, six of them with stand-ins.  No one challenged, no one avoided, 
no one died.

     MOD COD (55-2638) (415-225-5,314) of RHYME TYME fought TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (57-
52-2,212) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE.  MOD COD devastated TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  So, Mod Cod remains Storm Rock's Champion of the Horn and our 
top Lunger.  Tax Penalty is the top Slasher.
     JAVELINO (56-3728) (52-59-1,211) of REDHORSE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-0,200).  
JAVELINO was vanquished by TELGOR in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (61-86-0,232) of REDHORSE fought SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (51-64-
1,192) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  MOOSE was defeated by SHOPPING CART in a crowd pleasing 
3 minute bloody duel.  Moose is our top Striker, and both the overall popularity 
leader and this turn's favorite fighter.  Shopping Cart is the highest ranked Wall of 
Steel.
     BUCK (1-2291) (71-140-0,183) of MOSSRUNNERS fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (53-70-
1,176) of CON + INSULT.  BUCK was savagely defeated by TOUCH BASE in an exciting 2 
minute bloody fight.  Buck is the best Total Parry.
     HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (85-108-0,210) of REDHORSE fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-
4865) (49-56-4,166) of HOUSE JHEREG.  HUMMINGBIRD viciously subdued TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 
in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.  Hummingbird is still our best Slasher.
     SHARK (31-6525) (45-82-0,188) of BASH BROS OCEAN fought LAUDINA (81-3658) (32-21-
2,178) of MADNESS.  SHARK overpowered LAUDINA in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.  
Despite losing this fight, Laudina is the top Parry-Lunge in Storm Rock.
     NARSIL (81-3401) (44-22-1,182) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought HYDRA (20-934) (38-38-
0,164) of HERO'S INC.  NARSIL was viciously subdued by HYDRA in an action packed 3 
minute gruesome melee.  Hydra got 28 recognition points for this.
     RAYNER (20-182) (88-133-3,191) of DEADLINE fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (43-55-
2,170) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  RAYNER vanquished MARVIN HAGLER in an action packed 1 
minute uneven fight.  Rayner is our best recognized Parry-Riposte.
     BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (60-82-1,168) of REDHORSE fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (40-48-
1,134) of BASH BROS BODY.  BROKEN TOE was overpowered by HEADACHE in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.  Broken Toe lost 27 points for this pathetic performance.  Ew!  A lot of 
folks bet on Broken Toe, who is now the least popular fighter here.
     RINGIL (81-3633) (26-15-1,88) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-0-
0,91).  RINGIL slimly won victory over RIRORNI COOK in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
     ANDURIL (81-3435) (27-29-0,85) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-
0,90).  ANDURIL demolished R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute mismatched competition.  Anduril is 
our most dangerous Aimed Blow.
     GURTHANG (81-3403) (29-24-2,53) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-
0,90).  GURTHANG bested R.O.U.S. in an exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
     RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (32-22-0,75) of RODENTIAN NATION fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-
0-0,92).  RAT SOLDIER was beaten by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
     TAWD MRYKWOOD (43-5513) (16-7-0,55) of PRIDE OF ALASTARI fought REDBONE (36-131) 
(24-33-4,85) of SABERTOOTH.  TAWD MRYKWOOD savagely defeated REDBONE in a popular 2 
minute bloody duel.
     RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (29-25-3,79) of RAT PAK fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) 
(0-0-0,70).  RENEGADE-RAT was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided 
fray.

Well, that's all, and I don't think you guys are very excited about fighting here.  
*sigh*  See you in a fortnight.

                                        -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             416 225  5  327  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475          86 108  0  212  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          57  53  2  210  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        52  64  1  202  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 SHARK 31-6525                46  82  0  202  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 RAYNER 20-182                89 133  3  197  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 MOOSE 56-3459                61  87  0  194  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 HYDRA 20-934                 39  38  0  192  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
-THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        34  18  0  192  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 JAVELINO 56-3728             52  60  1  190  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           54  70  1  188  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                  71 141  0  174  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 LAUDINA 81-3658              32  22  2  171  MADNESS (465)              SHADOWSPIRE
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    49  57  4  170  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 NARSIL 81-3401               44  23  1  168  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         43  56  2  165  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 HEADACHE 28-5609             41  48  1  161  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683           60  83  1  141  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANDURIL 81-3435              28  29  0   98  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RINGIL 81-3633               27  15  1   96  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GURTHANG 81-3403             30  24  2   80  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TAWD MRYKWOOD 43-5513        17   7  0   78  PRIDE OF ALASTARI (475)    VEASTIAN
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152          32  23  0   74  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
-MARY CHRISMESS 28-5895       20   9  3   72  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 REDBONE 36-131               24  34  4   68  SABERTOOTH (470)           JHANS
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388          29  26  3   64  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Mod Cod -- * blows raspberry *  Well, at least I'm out of the Challenger Champs now, 
so hopefully I can win some fights.  Facing you and getting beat, turn after turn, 
wasn't doing me any good. -- Hummingbird

Narsil -- Whoa. Based on what the Commission guy said, you got some NICE skills. Good 
for you. -- Moose

Shark -- Peh!  You didn't teach me anything. -- Javelino

The Oven Bird -- Nice train. -- Buck

Tax Penalty -- Ouch. -- Broken Toe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD devastated TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
JAVELINO was vanquished by TELGOR in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
MOOSE was defeated by SHOPPING CART in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody duel.
BUCK was savagely defeated by TOUCH BASE in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
HUMMINGBIRD viciously subdued TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
SHARK overpowered LAUDINA in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
NARSIL was viciously subdued by HYDRA in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
RAYNER vanquished MARVIN HAGLER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
BROKEN TOE was overpowered by HEADACHE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RINGIL slimly won victory over RIRORNI COOK in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
ANDURIL demolished R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GURTHANG bested R.O.U.S. in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
RAT SOLDIER was beaten by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
TAWD MRYKWOOD savagely defeated REDBONE in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
RENEGADE-RAT was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  15 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  27 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW         8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  23 -  0      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  12 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 327 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         4  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           416 225  5  327 RHYME TYME (385)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475        86 108  0  212 REDHORSE (469)
BASHING ATTACK   TAX PENALTY 72-7311        57  53  2  210 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)
WALL OF STEEL    SHOPPING CART 72-6836      52  64  1  202 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              89 133  3  197 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOOSE 56-3459              61  87  0  194 REDHORSE (469)
TOTAL PARRY      BUCK 1-2291                71 141  0  174 MOSSRUNNERS (113)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAUDINA 81-3658            32  22  2  171 MADNESS (465)
AIMED BLOW       ANDURIL 81-3435            28  29  0   98 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)

The overall popularity leader is MOOSE 56-3459.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MOOSE 56-3459.  The ten other most popular fighters were HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, 
HYDRA 20-934, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, GURTHANG 81-3403, TAWD MRYKWOOD 43-5513, SHOPPING 
CART 72-6836, RINGIL 81-3633, SHARK 31-6525, RAYNER 20-182, and MOD COD 55-2638.

The least popular fighter this week was BROKEN TOE 56-3683.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, REDBONE 36-131, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, 
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, LAUDINA 81-3658, JAVELINO 56-3728, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, ANDURIL 
81-3435, HEADACHE 28-5609, and NARSIL 81-3401.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 71 141  0  174  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        43  56  2  165  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 RAYNER 20-182               89 133  3  197  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            41  48  1  161  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               46  82  0  202  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828          54  70  1  188  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   49  57  4  170  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 REDBONE 36-131              24  34  4   68  SABERTOOTH (470)           JHANS
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388         29  26  3   64  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 TAWD MRYKWOOD 43-5513       17   7  0   78  PRIDE OF ALASTARI (475)    VEASTIAN
 MOD COD 55-2638            416 225  5  327  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         86 108  0  212  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152         32  23  0   74  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311         57  53  2  210  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 LAUDINA 81-3658             32  22  2  171  MADNESS (465)              SHADOWSPIRE