AD Date : 07/15/2025 Duedate: 07/28/2025 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 362 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 RHYME TYME 55/385 551 358 4 60.6 5 RAT PAK 41/468 137 177 2 43.6 2 MADNESS 81/465 55 43 0 56.1 MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467 3 REDHORSE 56/469 950 973 8 49.4 RODENTIAN NATION 62/466 MOSSRUNNERS 1/113 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 71 96 0 42.5 4 BIG LAKE OUT 81/410 411 432 10 48.8 7 DEADLINE 20/432 77 131 1 37.0 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Champion of the Horn A rematch and win with Hummingbird, bringing my record with her to 2-2-0, leaves me still on the throne here in Storm Rock. No complaints since the bonus gold is certainly appreciated. So Hummingbird, we seem to defeat each other with every other fight, so stay away. If that pattern holds our next fight goes your way. Maybe. LOL Looking at the standings, who will I fight next? I see two AB's and a LU right below me I haven't fought yet. I'm guessing I'll fight one of those 3, but once again, I'm not challenging. We'll see how it goes. Out of curiosity, anyone want to announce who runs which teams? I think it's pretty obvious who our manager is. I think it's safe to say the Big Lake bunch are run by Doofus Bozo. Pretty sure that's what he calls himself. LOL The rest of you, We are clueless. We might have to start sneaking around following y'all to find out. Or bribe the Arenamaster. To be honest, I expect crickets. o_0 That's it for me. Keep those swords sharp. -- Rat Soldier REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hi. Storm Rock Arena had 10 fights today. Those of you who intended to write home, maybe don't bother. We received a very nice column from Rat Soldier though. No one died, there were two challenges, and Bad Signs avoided Big Lake Solution. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (58-39-0,223) of BAD SIGNS challenged RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (47-40-3,203) of RAT PAK. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER bested RENEGADE-RAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight. BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (104-77-0,207) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged MOOSE (56- 3459) (77-105-0,203) of REDHORSE. BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over MOOSE in an action packed 2 minute Challenge battle. Wolfsnarl is the top Total Parry and Moose is top Striker. RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (60-27-0,395) of RODENTIAN NATION fought JAVELINO (56-3728) (68-78-1,214) of REDHORSE. RAT SOLDIER demolished JAVELINO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight. So Rat Soldier continues as our top-ranked Aimed Blow, and the Champion of the Horn. MOD COD (55-2638) (446-229-5,217) of RHYME TYME fought NARSIL (81-3401) (58-41- 1,187) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. MOD COD devastated NARSIL in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Mod Cod is (still and always) the overall popularity leader. Hmm. The spectators were quite unimpressed with Narsil. Least popular. LAUDINA (81-3658) (50-33-2,216) of MADNESS fought RAYNER (20-182) (101-155-3,192) of DEADLINE. LAUDINA demolished RAYNER in a 2 minute mismatched competition. Laudina is our leading Parry-Lunge, while Rayner is the top Parry-Riposte. THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (77-44-1,220) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (42-72-0,233) of BAD SIGNS. THE LEPER'S HAND vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in an exciting 2 minute mismatched fight. The Leper's hand is the spectators' favorite fighter this turn. BUCK (1-2291) (76-170-0,210) of MOSSRUNNERS fought RINGIL (81-3633) (42-32-2,179) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. BUCK was handily defeated by RINGIL in an action packed 4 minute uneven fight. Ringil won 24 points after this easy victory, and Buck lost 27. Ringil is our best Wall of Steel. ANDURIL (81-3435) (46-43-1,195) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (106-122-0,198) of REDHORSE. ANDURIL was viciously subdued by HUMMINGBIRD in an action packed 2 minute gory duel. Hummingbird is still our top Slasher. BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (73-104-1,171) of REDHORSE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0- 0,181). BROKEN TOE was vanquished by CLOTTO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. MOM'S MAD (83-698) (20-14-0,84) of BAD SIGNS fought DURN WOLFSNARL (81-3955) (19- 16-1,72) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. MOM'S MAD was beaten by DURN WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute melee. Short turn. Now it's time for a short nap. Later! -- Olaf Modeen CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 61 27 0 406 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 59 39 0 235 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE MOD COD 55-2638 447 229 5 233 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 78 44 1 233 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE LAUDINA 81-3658 51 33 2 225 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 105 77 0 213 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NARSIL 81-3401 58 42 1 210 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 107 122 0 207 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS MOOSE 56-3459 77 106 0 203 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS RINGIL 81-3633 43 32 2 203 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 47 41 3 201 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 42 73 0 200 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE JAVELINO 56-3728 68 79 1 199 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS ANDURIL 81-3435 46 44 1 191 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE RAYNER 20-182 101 156 3 189 DEADLINE (432) SEAM BUCK 1-2291 76 171 0 183 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BROKEN TOE 56-3683 73 105 1 164 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -NECROMANCER 33-10468 23 27 2 98 CARESS OF STEEL (480) NIYTYOLE ISLAND GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955 20 16 1 87 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE MOM'S MAD 83-698 20 15 0 75 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE -THE THUNDERSTRIKE 33-10723 15 8 1 54 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE I came here to rant, but honestly, why bother. -- Anduril Anduril -- I hear ya bro. -- Narsil Laudina -- You broke my sword? Dude, bad enough you added to my scar tissue. -- Narsil Javelino -- You again? Dang, now I'm 1-3- vs you -- Ringil LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SPAWN'S BLUE BEER bested RENEGADE-RAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight. BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over MOOSE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle. RAT SOLDIER demolished JAVELINO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight. MOD COD devastated NARSIL in a 1 minute one-sided fight. LAUDINA demolished RAYNER in a 2 minute mismatched competition. THE LEPER'S HAND vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight. BUCK was handily defeated by RINGIL in a action packed 4 minute uneven fight. ANDURIL was viciously subdued by HUMMINGBIRD in a action packed 2 minute gory duel. BROKEN TOE was vanquished by CLOTTO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. MOM'S MAD was beaten by DURN WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute melee. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 18 - 6 - 0 75 | |AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 4 - 0 60 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 22 - 0 53 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 0 45 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 16 - 0 41 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 20 - 0 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 0 20 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 362 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 61 27 0 406 RODENTIAN NATION (466) LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 447 229 5 233 RHYME TYME (385) PARRY-LUNGE LAUDINA 81-3658 51 33 2 225 MADNESS (465) TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 105 77 0 213 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 107 122 0 207 REDHORSE (469) STRIKING ATTACK MOOSE 56-3459 77 106 0 203 REDHORSE (469) WALL OF STEEL RINGIL 81-3633 43 32 2 203 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 101 156 3 189 DEADLINE (432) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940. The ten other most popular fighters were RINGIL 81-3633, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, MOOSE 56-3459, LAUDINA 81-3658, MOM'S MAD 83-698, RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, and RAT SOLDIER 62-5152. The least popular fighter this week was NARSIL 81-3401. The other ten least popular fighters were ANDURIL 81-3435, JAVELINO 56-3728, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, RAYNER 20-182, MOD COD 55-2638, BUCK 1-2291, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, and RENEGADE-RAT 41-388. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 5 2 0 SEAM(20) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 3 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BUCK 1-2291 76 171 0 183 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT RAYNER 20-182 101 156 3 189 DEADLINE (432) SEAM RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 47 41 3 201 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI MOD COD 55-2638 447 229 5 233 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 107 122 0 207 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 61 27 0 406 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 78 44 1 233 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 59 39 0 235 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE