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Posted:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 7:14 am
I am planning to run Crapmasters again this year. Stay tuned on this thread, but expect more of the same!
The Consortium ArchMaster Poster
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Posted:
Thu Dec 19, 2019 4:59 am
Assurnasirbanipal wrote:
I am planning to run Crapmasters again this year. Stay tuned on this thread, but expect more of the same!
Did we read that right?
Stay tuned to this thread to expect more crap from Assur?
We will. We will.
(And thanks for running it again.)
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DonaldTrump Advanced Expert Poster
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Posts: 122
Location: Livermore, CA
Posted:
Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:59 am
Maybe it's just me, but I'm always expecting more crap from Assur ...
Assurnasirbanipal ArchMaster Poster
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Posts: 1769
Location: San Jose, CA
Posted:
Thu Jan 02, 2020 7:52 am
Once again, the Winter Face will have a Crapmaster contest. It provides a nice diversion from being disappointed in your tourney caliber warriors not performing by running a bunch of crap warriors who in all rights should go 0-3. When that is the expectation, you can only meet or exceed expectations, right?
Moderator for Crapmaster 9: Assur
I. GENERAL RULES
1. Each participant submits a "bad" teamsheet from their collection. By submitting a sheet to the moderator, you are committing to run.
2. Participating managers randomly receive one of the bad teamsheets (but will not receive their own back).
4. The new owner rolls the team and chooses three from the team to run in Rookies. The others may be entered in Rookies, if desired (If running more than 3, notify the moderator which 3 are entered). Only the designated three count for the contest.
a. Team names should begin with the tag "CM-". After all, we want everyone to know when their hopefuls have lost to crap.
b. Team and/or warrior names referencing the submitting manager's persona are strongly encouraged.
5. The teamsheet exchange will take place on Friday in the tourney room, before dinner, managers not present will have their team selected at random.
6. New Owners must report the team name (and ID numbers if running more than 3 warriors) of their entries to the moderator prior to the results of turn 1.
7. Proxied Crap. Managers not attending the face may participate in this contest by having a manager in attendance handle their crap.
a. Your sheet must be submitted into the contest either in advance to the moderator or by your proxy on Friday night.
b. Your proxy must collect the sheet and submit your designed warriors and strategies on Friday night.
c. Most importantly, you must authorize with RSI via any reasonable method that you have approved the running of your three crapmaster warriors. (Email / Phone call to Sandy in advance or even just your proxy passing the phone to Sandy on Friday night is sufficient).
II. SCORING
1. Best and worst team record are determined by total wins among the three entries.
2. Tiebreakers applied in order are:
a. Total kills
b. Most wins by individual warrior (kills break ties)
c. Total final win-loss percent of opponents defeated (kills break ties)
d. Rankings in newsletter (whichever manager has higher (or lower for worst performance) two out of three warriors)
e. In the case of a three way (or more) tie in which combined rankings cannot determine a winner, the top warrior's newsletter ranking will be used.
III. PRIZES
1. The coveted title of Crapmaster.
2. The owner of the team that does the best will get a +1 bonus potion to use on one of the contest participants AND 3 new teamsheets.
3. The manager who submitted the team that does the worst will get 5 new teamsheets. (If a manager chooses to not run after submitting their sheet, their sheet will be considered the sheet they received and the sheet they submitted will be credited to the manager whose team the manager didn't run)
Joined: Oct 21, 2002
Posts: 1769
Location: San Jose, CA
Posted:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:09 pm
This year saw a very popular submission with 4 people giving the same
sheet.
From Dameon Darkheart to Madwand
From Deeders to Trump
From Kharadmon to Mannequin
From Presstoe to JE
14-5-15-6-4-11-15
6-9-20-6-10-16-3
5-14-10-5-17-11-8
13-5-17-3-7-16-9
16-13-13-14-5-4-5
From Assur to Doc Steele
3-8-19-11-12-9-8
13-10-18-7-4-8-10
12-11-11-10-5-13-8
7-16-15-3-11-13-5
6-9-17-9-9-6-14
From Bubba to Vlad
14-8-7-9-5-9-18
9-4-12-14-4-13-14
9-13-9-12-5-12-10
13-5-10-7-12-10-13
15-9-11-9-5-13-8
From Consortium to Deeders
8-12-21-10-3-10-6
9-7-16-12-10-12-4
10-9-12-7-12-10-10
11-8-11-5-14-9-12
5-11-19-9-9-4-13
From Den to Kharadmon
13-9-16-3-3-17-9
9-9-7-7-10-16-12
9-9-14-6-6-10-16
4-8-11-11-10-13-13
16-10-16-7-5-4-12
From Madwand to Studcraft
13-5-11-8-10-14-9
16-5-11-5-16-10-7
10-12-20-5-3-9-11
9-13-18-6-10-5-9
9-9-11-7-5-11-18
From Otto X to Presstoe
5-9-17-8-4-12-15
19-5-17-5-10-5-9
12-10-14-9-9-11-5
15-14-9-7-9-3-13
7-13-16-6-6-11-11
From Papaiz to Consortium
12-3-12-7-9-11-16
12-7-13-14-7-13-4
12-17-11-6-4-15-5
12-10-7-5-9-17-10
9-10-10-8-15-9-9
From Studcraft to Andy
12-15-10-3-13-14-3
13-9-8-11-9-12-8
7-20-16-4-10-9-4
10-13-8-11-4-12-12
14-11-13-8-3-13-8
From Trump to Den
9-5-11-4-10-18-13
7-14-15-13-4-8-9
11-4-12-3-17-10-13
13-8-14-8-10-10-7
6-11-13-9-18-9-4
From Vlad to Papaiz
7-14-15-13-3-9-9
5-12-11-9-9-10-14
10-5-16-10-9-10-10
3-8-17-10-13-10-9
13-7-15-6-10-9-10
From Doc Steele to Otto X
10-10-13-14-8-4-11
8-10-15-4-9-10-14
4-5-17-13-14-11-6
8-8-19-13-6-13-3
5-6-14-4-10-21-10
From Andy to Dameon Darkheart
10-13-8-12-5-10-12
12-10-16-12-4-9-7
17-10-11-9-12-4-7
9-13-15-9-6-13-5
7-10-19-13-5-9-7
From JE to Assur
12-4-16-10-4-16-8
12-9-14-10-10-5-10
6-12-14-10-13-5-10
10-5-13-7-12-10-13
6-5-16-5-16-12-10
Assurnasirbanipal ArchMaster Poster
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Posts: 1769
Location: San Jose, CA
Posted:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:13 am
Congratulations to Madwand, whose smelly sheet was only able to generate 2 wins for Studcraft split between two warriors with close second to JE (always the Bridesmaid?) which Assur also managed to 2 wins on a single warrior)
Consortium has an undefeated 7-0-1 warrior.
Trump and Mannequin are tied with 11 wins, with Trump holding the edge with two wins and two warriors left.
Good luck today to all participants.
Managerr ArchMaster Poster
Joined: Jul 12, 2002
Posts: 4287
Location: Omaha
Posted:
Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:24 am
Quote:
From Dameon Darkheart to Madwand
From Deeders to Trump
From Kharadmon to Mannequin
From Presstoe to JE
14-5-15-6-4-11-15
6-9-20-6-10-16-3
5-14-10-5-17-11-8
13-5-17-3-7-16-9
16-13-13-14-5-4-5
I feel like #5 on this team is a semi-popular warrior or design. Did anyone try the PR design with it? (Yes, I realize that it's not necessarily a Rookies winner)
Madwand Grandmaster Poster
Joined: Dec 05, 2004
Posts: 594
Location: Hinton, Alberta
Posted:
Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:28 am
Managerr wrote:
Quote:
From Dameon Darkheart to Madwand
From Deeders to Trump
From Kharadmon to Mannequin
From Presstoe to JE
14-5-15-6-4-11-15
6-9-20-6-10-16-3
5-14-10-5-17-11-8
13-5-17-3-7-16-9
16-13-13-14-5-4-5
I feel like #5 on this team is a semi-popular warrior or design. Did anyone try the PR design with it? (Yes, I realize that it's not necessarily a Rookies winner)
My version below. I believe everyone else went TP with the 21 WL guy to much greater success than I.
DA1 (73-8149) of CM-GOOD OLE BOYS (979) [0-0-0,0,0FE], may fight Rookies.
He is a slasher with ST=11 CN=9 SZ=20 WT=7 WL=15 SP=16 DF=6.
He is right handed, is not very bright, can not carry a lot of weight, is very slow on his
feet, and does tremendous damage.
SNOWFAST (73-8145) of CM-GOOD OLE BOYS (979) [0-0-0,0,0FE], may fight Rookies.
He is a aimed blow with ST=17 CN=5 SZ=15 WT=7 WL=7 SP=12 DF=21.
He is left handed, is not very bright, is very highly coordinated, has little endurance, is
very frail, is quick on his feet, and does tremendous damage.
TOOTS FAIRY (73-8146) of CM-GOOD OLE BOYS (979) [0-0-0,0,1FE], will fight Apprentices.
He is a basher with ST=13 CN=5 SZ=17 WT=7 WL=11 SP=20 DF=11.
He is right handed, is not very bright, is very quick and active, is highly coordinated, has
poor endurance, is very frail, can not carry a lot of weight, is slow on his feet, and does
great damage.
DARKFAST (73-8147) of CM-GOOD OLE BOYS (979) [0-0-0,0,1FE], will fight Apprentices.
He is a lunger with ST=11 CN=15 SZ=10 WT=5 WL=21 SP=11 DF=11.
He is right handed, is stupid, is relatively slow and inactive, has great endurance, can
take a lot of damage, and is quick on his feet.
ALLFAST (73-8148) of CM-GOOD OLE BOYS (979) [0-0-0,0,3FE], will fight Apprentices.
He is a basher with ST=17 CN=13 SZ=13 WT=17 WL=9 SP=4 DF=11.
He is right handed, is very intelligent, is active, is clumsy, can carry a good amount of
weight, and does good damage.
_________________ Madwand
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DM 100, 102 and 106 Various Teams
And several 'Blades' Guilds across Alastari.
Scars fade, wounds heal but glory lasts forever!
The Consortium ArchMaster Poster
Joined: Nov 23, 2002
Posts: 10142
Location: on the golf course, in the garden, reading, traveling, and now Consulting
Posted:
Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:32 am
Congrats to Prez Trump for the Crappy win.
With an awesome two TVs? Really?
Kudos
P.S. BUT, the event should have been set up to give the win to the Manager with the warrior who achieved the highest level - that 10-3-1. Just sayin' …..
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Mannequin Grandmaster Poster
Joined: Sep 15, 2002
Posts: 937
Location: East Wenatchee, WA
Posted:
Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:41 pm
Assurnasirbanipal wrote:
From Dameon Darkheart to Madwand
From Deeders to Trump
From Kharadmon to Mannequin
From Presstoe to JE
14-5-15-6-4-11-15
6-9-20-6-10-16-3
5-14-10-5-17-11-8
13-5-17-3-7-16-9
16-13-13-14-5-4-5
Here's what I did with it:
Hospital Stay (86-10456) of CN-Kharapmen (2068) [0-0-0,5 FE], will fight Initiates
He is an aimed blow with ST=14 CN=5 SZ=15 WT=11 WL=7 SP=11 DF=21.
He is ambidextrous, is very highly coordinated, has very little endurance, is very frail, is incredibly quick and elusive, and does great damage.
Repeat Offender (86-10457) of CN-Kharapmen (2068) [0-0-0, 0FE], may fight Rookies
He is a lunger with ST=10 CN=9 SZ=20 WT=11 WL=15 SP=16 DF=3.
He is left handed, is active, is slightly uncoordinated, cannot carry a lot of weight, and does tremendous damage.
Mercy Kill (86-10459) of CN-Kharapmen (2068) [0-0-0, 3FE], will fight Apprentices
He is a total parry with ST=11 CN=15 SZ=10 WT=5 WL=21 SP=11 DF=11.
He is right handed, stupid, is very slow, has great endurance, and can take a lot of damage.
Wingman (86-10460) of CN-Kharapmen (2068) [0-0-0, 3FE], will fight Apprentices
He is a basher with ST=17 CN=5 SZ=17 WT=9 WL=9 SP=16 DF=11.
He is right handed, is quick and active, has poor endurance, is very frail, and does great damage.
Panic Attack (86-10458) of CN-Kharapmen (2068) [0-0-0, 0FE], may fight Rookies
He is a striker with ST=17 CN=13 SZ=13 WT=17 WL=9 SP=4 DF=11.
He is right handed, is clumsy, can carry a good amount of weight, is quick on his feet, and does good damage.
_________________ "Mannequin is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity."
"Your island"? You mean Sunset?
"Yeah. It's mine".
"You're a madman!"
"Aye, I've come to the right place then."
Assurnasirbanipal ArchMaster Poster
Joined: Oct 21, 2002
Posts: 1769
Location: San Jose, CA
Posted:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:32 am
Congratulations to our newest Crapmasters
Best Performance in a very close contest: Trump
Submitted Worst Team: Madwand
Great turnout again this time (18 managers participated - might be the record for entries)
Thanks all for joining and making this fun.
Sorry to all for the 0-2 eliminations. That was unknown and not intended by RSI.
Trump (16 wins)
FLOOD 86-10278 8 3 0 27 CM-WHEEL OF AAARGH (559) STORM POINT
BLOOD 86-10277 8 3 1 28 CM-WHEEL OF AAARGH (559) STORM POINT
ELEVATOR 86-10275 0 2 0 2 CM-WHEEL OF AAARGH (559) STORM POINT
Consortium (10 wins)
KILLER X 86-10401 10 3 1 34 CM-WARCKERS (578) STORM POINT
KILLER Y 86-10405 0 2 0 2 CM-WARCKERS (578) STORM POINT
KILLER Z 86-10402 0 2 0 2 CM-WARCKERS (578) STORM POINT
Presstoe (8 wins, 7-3 individual)
GOT ENDING 86-10107 7 3 0 24 CM-OTTO'S CRAP (534) STORM POINT
MICHAEL BAY MOVIES 86-10370 0 2 0 2 CM-OTTO'S CRAP (534) STORM POINT
<DEAD> TICKETMASTER 86-10109 1 1 0 4 CM-OTTO'S CRAP (534) STORM POINT
JE (8 wins)
CRAPTICULAR 86-10238 6 3 0 21 CM-ERRATA (552) STORM POINT
TOCHO 86-10237 2 3 0 9 CM-ERRATA (552) STORM POINT
ALMOST 86-10235 0 2 0 2 CM-ERRATA (552) STORM POINT
Bubba (7 wins)
LOOSER FIVE 86-10314 7 3 0 24 CM-LOOSER INC (566) STORM POINT
LOOSER ONE 86-10311 0 2 0 2 CM-LOOSER INC (566) STORM POINT
LOOSER FOUR 86-10312 0 2 0 2 CM-LOOSER INC (566) STORM POINT
Andy (6 wins)
HILL BILLY 86-10270 5 3 0 18 CM-DUNCRAFT (558) STORM POINT
DUKE BOYS 86-10274 1 3 0 6 CM-DUNCRAFT (558) STORM POINT
REDNECK 86-10273 0 2 0 2 CM-DUNCRAFT (558) STORM POINT
Doc Steele (6 wins)
DUD 86-10708 5 3 0 18 CM-STEELE RISING (620) STORM POINT
SCRUD 86-10710 1 3 0 6 CM-STEELE RISING (620) STORM POINT
THUD 86-10707 0 2 0 2 CM-STEELE RISING (620) STORM POINT
Kharadmon (6 wins)
FAEFR 86-10372 4 3 0 15 CM-DENS CRAP (576) STORM POINT
<DEAD> WINNER 86-10371 2 2 0 8 CM-DENS CRAP (576) STORM POINT
SAM 86-10374 0 2 0 2 CM-DENS CRAP (576) STORM POINT
Dameon Darkheart (4 wins)
KRAVEN THE HUNTER 86-10098 3 3 0 12 CM-SPIDERVERSE? (532) STORM POINT
BLACK CAT 86-10097 1 3 0 6 CM-SPIDERVERSE? (532) STORM POINT
GREEN GOBLIN 86-10096 0 2 0 2 CM-SPIDERVERSE? (532) STORM POINT
Den (4 wins)
EXCESSIVE ADJECTIVE 86-10117 3 3 0 12 CM-IMPEACH TRUMP (536) STORM POINT
YUGE HANDE 86-10116 1 3 0 6 CM-IMPEACH TRUMP (536) STORM POINT
THE GULFER 86-10119 0 2 0 2 CM-IMPEACH TRUMP (536) STORM POINT
Madwand (3 wins, 1 kill)
ALLFAST 86-10398 3 3 1 13 CM-GOOD OLE BOYS (577) STORM POINT
DARKFAST 86-10399 0 2 0 2 CM-GOOD OLE BOYS (577) STORM POINT
TOOTS FAIRY 86-10400 0 2 0 2 CM-GOOD OLE BOYS (577) STORM POINT
Otto (3 wins, 1 kill)
DR. BRONZE 86-10454 1 3 0 6 CM-ALLOY BOYS (586) STORM POINT
DR. BRASS 86-10453 1 3 0 6 CM-ALLOY BOYS (586) STORM POINT
<DEAD> DR. NISIL 86-10452 1 3 1 7 CM-ALLOY BOYS (586) STORM POINT
Papaiz (3 wins)
MASERATI 86-10346 3 3 0 12 CM-VLADTASTIC (571) STORM POINT
PORSCHE 86-10348 0 2 0 2 CM-VLADTASTIC (571) STORM POINT
AUDI 86-10345 0 2 0 2 CM-VLADTASTIC (571) STORM POINT
Vlad (3 wins)
BUBBALICIOUS 86-10341 3 3 0 12 CM-BUBBA-SUX (570) STORM POINT
BUBBA BOOM! 86-10340 0 2 0 2 CM-BUBBA-SUX (570) STORM POINT
BUBBA IN LEATHER 86-10344 0 2 0 2 CM-BUBBA-SUX (570) STORM POINT
Assur (2 wins, 2-3 individual)
I'M YOUR RUG 86-10619 2 3 0 9 CM-BB BRIDESMAID (602) STORM POINT
FIRST LOSER 86-10616 0 2 0 2 CM-BB BRIDESMAID (602) STORM POINT
JE'S DRAM 86-10617 0 2 0 2 CM-BB BRIDESMAID (602) STORM POINT
Studcraft (2 wins)
MED REEPER 86-10110 1 3 0 6 CM-THANKS MEDWAND (535) STORM POINT
MED WARD 86-10112 1 3 0 6 CM-THANKS MEDWAND (535) STORM POINT
MEDMAN 86-10113 0 2 0 2 CM-THANKS MEDWAND (535) STORM POINT
DonaldTrump Advanced Expert Poster
Joined: Jun 19, 2014
Posts: 122
Location: Livermore, CA
Posted:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:49 pm
It's not often that "Trump" and "Managerr" get mentioned in the same sentence. Okay, it literally never happens. But I did something that (unofficially) only he had done before: TV twice in Crapmasters.
The "Secret Sauce" (aka Don't Try This At Home):
Elevator 17-5-15-8-7-1-21 AB VL / Great. Hosed in defense. Quickly eliminated.
Flood 11-15-10-5-21-11-11 TP Great / Good. -4 Def. APA/F ME/ME and don't clean up the tomatoes thrown from the stands. By round 11 they were calling him the Ripe Red Knight.
Blood 21-13-13-17-9-4-7 BA Normal / Tremendous. APA and a F can overcome a lot of managerial mistakes!
DonaldTrump Advanced Expert Poster
Joined: Jun 19, 2014
Posts: 122
Location: Livermore, CA
Posted:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:52 pm
The Consortium wrote:
Congrats to Prez Trump for the Crappy win.
With an awesome two TVs? Really?
Kudos
P.S. BUT, the event should have been set up to give the win to the Manager with the warrior who achieved the highest level - that 10-3-1. Just sayin' …..
Bitter, party of one. Your table is ready.
The Consortium ArchMaster Poster
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Posts: 10142
Location: on the golf course, in the garden, reading, traveling, and now Consulting
Posted:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:18 am
"Bitter, party of one. Your table is ready."
Trump
P.S. I'm still voting for you!
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