Crapmasters 11

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:28 pm

I am in. Someone has to give Den crap to play in!

New prizes?

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 9:27 pm

As a former Crapmaster, I feel it's my duty to return and bring the level of competition back up. I took last year and Mannequin won?!? You guys are sleeping on the job!

Yuppie Horde has a lot of crap to give!

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 12:44 am

My crap is ready to be shared

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:01 am

Moderator for Crapmaster 11: Assur

I. GENERAL RULES

1. Each participant submits a "bad" teamsheet from their collection. By submitting a sheet to the moderator, you are committing to run.
2. Participating managers randomly receive one of the bad teamsheets (but will not receive their own back - unless someone else gives the same sheet to you).
4. The new owner rolls the team and chooses three from the team to run in Rookies. The others may be entered in Rookies, if desired (If running more than 3, notify the moderator which 3 are entered - failure to notify will result in a random roll(s) to decide which three count). Only the designated three count for the contest.
a. Team names should begin with the tag "CM-". After all, we want everyone to know when their hopefuls have lost to crap.
b. Team and/or warrior names referencing the submitting manager's persona are strongly encouraged.
5. The teamsheet exchange will take place on Friday in the tourney room, before dinner, managers not present will have their team selected at random.
6. New Owners must report the team name (and ID numbers if running more than 3 warriors) of their entries to the moderator prior to the results of turn 1.
7. Proxied Crap. Managers not attending the face may participate in this contest by having a manager in attendance handle their crap.
a. Your sheet must be submitted into the contest either in advance to the moderator or by your proxy on Friday night.
b. Your proxy must collect the sheet and submit your designed warriors and strategies on Friday night.
c. Most importantly, you must authorize with RSI via any reasonable method that you have approved the running of your three crapmaster warriors. (Email / Phone call to Sandy in advance or even just your proxy passing the phone to Sandy on Friday night is sufficient).

II. SCORING

1. Best and worst team record are determined by total wins among the three entries.
2. Tiebreakers applied in order are:
a. Total kills
b. Most wins by individual warrior (kills break ties)
c. Total final win-loss percent of opponents defeated (kills break ties)
d. Rankings in newsletter (whichever manager has higher (or lower for worst performance) two out of three warriors)
e. In the case of a three way (or more) tie in which combined rankings cannot determine a winner, the top warrior's newsletter ranking will be used.

III. PRIZES
1. The coveted title of Crapmaster.
2. The owner of the team that does the best will get a +1 bonus potion (to use on an Initiate ranked warrior or above) AND 3 new teamsheets.
3. The manager who submitted the team that does the worst will get 15 new teamsheets. (If a manager chooses to not run after submitting their sheet, their sheet will be considered the sheet they received and the sheet they submitted will be credited to the manager whose team the manager didn't run)

IV. PRIOR CRAPMASTERS
CM1: Buri (Best performance), Assur (Submitted worst team)
CM2: Consortium (Best performance), Otto (Submitted worst team)
CM3: Manager (Best performance), Consortium (Submitted worst team)
CM4: Deeders (Best performance), Dameon Darkheart (Submitted worst team)
CM5: Manager (Best performance), Dr. Feelgood (Submitted worst team)
CM6: Presstoe (Best performance), Buri (Submitted worst team)
CM7: Var (Best performance), Papaiz (Submitted worst team)
CM8: Deeders (Best performance), Kharadmon (Submitted worst team)
CM9: Riff-Raff (Best performance), Madwand (Submitted worst team)
CM10: Mannequin (Best performance), Manager (Submitted worst team)

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2023 1:57 pm

Surprisingly there has never been a 2x Crap Giver winner, that means no one can say they get the worst roll-ups.

Unchartered Poster Joined: Jun 10, 2021 Posts: 4

I'm in, though I'm not sure I have a team sheet as awful as others before me

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2023 8:21 pm

I'm in Nerds!

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 6:48 pm

A record 19 entries this year. Thanks to all for participating (also to RSI for sponsoring the prizes)

From Paradox to Riff Raff
14 7 16 7 4 13 9
12 12 19 7 6 3 11
18 8 9 6 10 13 6
8 11 15 10 5 12 9
3 8 15 12 9 16 7
From Papaiz to Assur
13 5 11 8 10 14 9
16 5 11 5 16 10 7
10 12 20 5 3 9 11
9 13 18 6 10 5 9
9 9 11 7 5 11 18
From Manray to Kharadmon
9 12 9 10 13 5 12
4 7 19 8 10 12 10
5 14 18 9 12 4 8
13 13 14 3 13 7 7
12 5 16 11 9 8 9
From Neon Necromancer to Deeders
3 8 19 11 12 9 8
13 10 18 7 4 8 10
12 11 11 10 5 13 8
7 16 15 3 11 13 5
6 9 17 9 9 6 14
From Consortium to Mr. G
12 9 18 6 12 5 8
4 10 12 10 9 11 14
4 13 17 14 12 4 6
10 10 17 8 9 10 6
9 8 11 5 9 18 10
From Kharadmon to Paradox
10 14 11 7 9 13 6
5 10 15 4 12 15 9
10 7 11 8 10 11 13
14 12 9 3 7 16 9
9 13 11 9 4 15 9
From Madwnad to The Pope
10 14 13 9 9 4 11
9 10 17 11 5 13 5
10 8 8 10 9 12 13
15 8 14 4 6 9 14
8 13 18 8 9 10 4
From The Pope to Consortium
12 16 7 9 10 11 5
4 9 16 4 9 13 15
16 6 8 9 9 16 6
15 10 11 9 9 11 5
6 4 15 5 13 21 6
From Assur to Biff
3 15 12 14 3 14 9
5 9 17 11 9 9 10
5 13 8 6 14 16 8
14 13 10 10 5 13 5
12 4 16 10 13 10 5
From Mannequin to Manray
10 14 11 7 9 13 6
5 10 15 4 12 15 9
10 7 11 8 10 11 13
14 12 9 3 7 16 9
9 13 11 9 4 15 9
From JE to Madwand
12 8 15 8 7 10 10
11 13 13 5 9 7 12
12 8 14 9 4 14 9
9 9 18 10 10 5 9
10 3 15 8 16 13 5
From Biff to JE
8 12 21 10 3 10 6
9 7 16 12 10 12 4
10 9 12 7 12 10 10
11 8 11 5 14 9 12
5 11 19 9 9 4 13
From Deeders to Papaiz
9 16 15 5 10 10 5
17 8 14 7 8 9 7
13 5 12 9 9 13 9
9 19 8 4 9 11 10
9 13 15 7 8 15 3
From Dameon Darkheat to Mannequin
8 3 18 10 12 10 9
13 3 13 13 5 14 9
5 13 18 9 9 6 10
6 16 5 13 8 14 8
8 10 18 9 3 13 9
From Riff Raff to Studcraft
9 14 10 7 9 12 9
10 9 18 8 3 12 10
6 13 9 10 10 9 13
12 5 18 10 5 11 9
14 12 14 5 9 7 9
From Studcraft to Neon Necromancer
16 5 10 6 13 15 5
18 8 10 9 10 7 8
7 11 13 10 4 15 10
8 13 13 7 7 12 10
9 9 15 4 12 13 8
From Den to Dameon Dakrheart
13 5 11 8 10 14 9
16 5 11 5 16 10 7
10 12 20 5 3 9 11
9 13 18 6 10 5 9
9 9 11 7 5 11 18
From Mr. G to Mixlplick
9 14 9 9 9 13 7
3 6 19 10 11 11 10
13 13 11 14 4 8 7
17 3 17 3 15 8 7
8 13 10 12 3 14 10
From Mixlplick to Den
6 12 13 9 9 14 7
9 14 12 9 12 5 9
5 10 12 9 11 9 14
16 13 12 7 6 6 10
13 5 15 5 13 8 11

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 3:50 am

Sunday Morning Update...

Kharadmon won the Crapmaster award for worst sheet submitted, managed by Paradox

Full standings later.
Current leader is Dameon Darkheart with 9 wins, a kill, and two warriors left.
Den is sitting in second place, also with 9 wins

Other managers still active:
Studcraft, Biff, Neon Necromancer, Mr G, Consortium, Mannequin, and Papaiz

10th-19th place
10th Assur
11th Mixlplick
12th The Pope
13th (there are other tiebreakers, but the moderator is far too lazy to calculate them)
Manray
Riff-Raff/Queen Artemis/Channel Master
Kharadmon
Deeders
17th Mandwand
18th JE
19th Paradox

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 8:31 am

Congratulations to Den, crapmaster for 2023, pushing his crap out on the sands for 11 wins.
Congratulations to Kharadmon who brought the stinkiest crap to Tempe, Paradox wisely chose to flush this stuff quickly from his roster.

Final Standings (only the easy tiebreakers were calculated)
Den (11 WINS)
MIXLBLEED 87-2425 6 3 0 21 CM - MIXLPLINKING (651) GREEN VALLEY
MIXLPLUCK 87-2426 3 3 0 12 CM - MIXLPLINKING (651) GREEN VALLEY
MIXLSUCK 87-2424 2 3 0 9 CM - MIXLPLINKING (651) GREEN VALLEY

Dameon Darkheart (10 WINS)
BEAVIS 88-373 6 3 0 21 CM-SMALL POND PIRATE (718) Arena 88
<DEAD>BUTTHEAD 88-375 4 3 1 16 CM-SMALL POND PIRATE (718) Arena 88
DENISE 88-374 0 3 0 3 CM-SMALL POND PIRATE (718) Arena 88

Studcraft (9 WINS)
RAFF 87-2315 5 3 0 18 CM - RIFF RAFT TRASH (632) GREEN VALLEY
RIFT 87-2313 3 3 0 12 CM - RIFF RAFT TRASH (632) GREEN VALLEY
TRASH 87-2314 1 3 0 6 CM - RIFF RAFT TRASH (632) GREEN VALLEY

Biff (7 WINS)
FRANCO-N-BEANS 87-2390 4 3 0 15 CM - BASHISS (647) GREEN VALLEY
MOSLEY ON 87-2389 2 3 0 9 CM - BASHISS (647) GREEN VALLEY
LIL DOLEY 87-2391 1 3 0 6 CM - BASHISS (647) GREEN VALLEY

Neon Necromancer (7 WINS)
KINGFISH 87-2302 4 3 0 15 CM - ANGELS 2K2 (630) GREEN VALLEY
PERCY 87-2300 2 3 0 9 CM - ANGELS 2K2 (630) GREEN VALLEY
ECKS - FACTOR 87-2298 1 3 0 6 CM - ANGELS 2K2 (630) GREEN VALLEY

Mr G (7 WINS, 1 dead)
ABBY 87-2384 4 3 0 15 CM - CRAPTORIUM (646) GREEN VALLEY
<DEAD> HAPPY 87-2387 3 2 0 11 CM - CRAPTORIUM (646) GREEN VALLEY
BURPY 87-2386 0 3 0 3 CM - CRAPTORIUM (646) GREEN VALLEY

7th Place
Consortium (6 WINS, 1 kill)
NEED CONFESSION 87-2402 4 3 1 16 CM - POPE SMITH (649) GREEN VALLEY
CHALICE 87-2398 2 3 0 9 CM - POPE SMITH (649) GREEN VALLEY
CARDINAL 87-2401 0 3 0 3 CM - POPE SMITH (649) GREEN VALLEY

7th Place
Mannequin (6 WINS, 1 kill)
SEATTLE MIST 87-2588 4 3 1 16 CM - PEA DEE DEES (673) GREEN VALLEY
SEATTLE FREEZE 87-2587 2 3 0 9 CM - PEA DEE DEES (673) GREEN VALLEY
SLICE OF HEAVEN 87-2584 0 3 0 3 CM - PEA DEE DEES (673) GREEN VALLEY

9th Place
Papaiz (6 WINS)
DRAINO 88-106 4 3 0 15 CM-DEEDERSPOOP (693) Arena 88
DRAIN SNAKE 88-104 2 3 0 9 CM-DEEDERSPOOP (693) Arena 88
DRAIN CLEANER 88-107 0 3 0 3 CM-DEEDERSPOOP (693) Arena 88

10th Place
Assur (5 WINS)
COLD AS ICE 87-2322 2 3 0 9 CM - FROM THE NORTH (633) GREEN VALLEY
FROZEN TUNDRA 87-2320 2 3 0 9 CM - FROM THE NORTH (633) GREEN VALLEY
ALAN SNOW 87-2318 1 3 0 6 CM - FROM THE NORTH (633) GREEN VALLEY

11th Place
Mixlplick (4 WINS)
HONEY BUNNY 87-2407 3 3 0 12 CM - PULP FICTION (650) GREEN VALLEY
THE WOLF 87-2404 1 3 0 6 CM - PULP FICTION (650) GREEN VALLEY
<DEAD>JUEG 87-2403 0 1 0 1 CM - PULP FICTION (650) GREEN VALLEY

12th Place
The Pope (4 WINS, 2 dead)
FLY TRAP 87-2395 3 3 0 12 CM - WKRP FORM CINCY (648) GREEN VALLEY
<DEAD>TURKEY DROP 87-2394 1 1 0 4 CM - WKRP FORM CINCY (648) GREEN VALLEY
<DEAD>FEVER 87-2397 0 1 0 1 CM - WKRP FORM CINCY (648) GREEN VALLEY

13th Place
Manray (3 WINS, 3 win warrior)
KEAKY 87-2332 3 3 0 12 CM - BARREL BOTTOM (635) GREEN VALLEY
QUEEN TOAST 87-2331 0 3 0 3 CM - BARREL BOTTOM (635) GREEN VALLEY
PLOUGH 87-2328 0 3 0 3 CM - BARREL BOTTOM (635) GREEN VALLEY

13th Place
Deeders (3 WINS, 2 win warrior)
NECRODANCER 87-2288 2 3 0 9 CM - NECRO (628) GREEN VALLEY
NEON BLIGHT 87-2290 1 3 0 6 CM - NECRO (628) GREEN VALLEY
NEON DION 87-2289 0 3 0 3 CM - NECRO (628) GREEN VALLEY

13th Place
Kharadmon (3 WINS, 2 win warrior)
BEAST 87-2297 2 3 0 9 CM - MANRAY'S CRAP (629) GREEN VALLEY
GRIM 87-2296 1 3 0 6 CM - MANRAY'S CRAP (629) GREEN VALLEY
SUBLE JOLD 87-2294 0 3 0 3 CM - MANRAY'S CRAP (629) GREEN VALLEY

13th Place
Riff Raff/Queen Artemis/Channel Master (3 WINS, 2 win warrior)
LONELY MOUNTAIN 87-2336 2 3 0 9 CM - DARQUE SNARQUE (636) GREEN VALLEY
TRASH PANDA 87-2334 1 3 0 6 CM - DARQUE SNARQUE (636) GREEN VALLEY
FREEDOM GLIDER 87-2337 0 3 0 3 CM - DARQUE SNARQUE (636) GREEN VALLEY

17th Place
Madwand (3 WINS)
HARRY CHERRY 88-58 1 3 0 6 CM-BROKEN BAT BREW (688) Arena 88
BATTER'S RYE 88-62 1 3 0 6 CM-BROKEN BAT BREW (688) Arena 88
KANGAROO COURT 88-59 1 3 0 6 CM-BROKEN BAT BREW (688) Arena 88

18th Place
JE (3 WINS, 1 dead)
<DEAD>JAMA 87-2340 2 2 0 8 CM - BIFFRATA (637) GREEN VALLEY
HAMS 87-2339 1 3 0 6 CM - BIFFRATA (637) GREEN VALLEY
IAMS 87-2341 0 3 0 3 CM - BIFFRATA (637) GREEN VALLEY

19th Place
Paradox (1 WIN)
JOKER 87-2327 1 3 0 6 CM - CARD SHARTS (634) GREEN VALLEY
ACE 87-2326 0 3 0 3 CM - CARD SHARTS (634) GREEN VALLEY
<DEAD>KING 87-2324 0 3 0 3 CM - CARD SHARTS (634) GREEN VALLEY

Unchartered Poster Joined: Jun 10, 2021 Posts: 4

That was a lot of fun and seems only fitting that Den would win, what with all his crap experience, LOL Seriously though, nice job Den!!

I'm also really psyched that I had the 2nd worst team sheet

Biff

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 8:17 pm

Definitely congrats to Den. With all the crap he gets(and myself, and really prolly all you ladies n gents, as well), he should be a star at running pure filth.