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nuln
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Joined: Aug 21, 2005
Posts: 423
Location: the chaos plains to the north
Posted:
Wed May 03, 2006 8:42 pm
The Consortium wrote:
nuln wrote:
Lord_Xiang wrote:
nuln wrote:
Lord_Xiang wrote:
Oh, Nuln, I heard that the courts finally came to a conclusion that based on DNA evidence, Soultaker really IS your father.
p.s. My condolences to Soultaker.
you been reading the Crazy Creeps Free Press again?
No, just watching the Jerry Springer Show. You know, the MORE RESPECTABLE media outlet.
Did you know that Jerry Springer is the Creepster's son? Not as shocking I guess....
And that Nuln is the Mother?
(or was that too deep a shot.....?)
yup, there both equally as plausible. very deep too.
nuln
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Joined: Aug 21, 2005
Posts: 423
Location: the chaos plains to the north
Posted:
Wed May 03, 2006 8:44 pm
The Consortium wrote:
nuln wrote:
Lord_Xiang wrote:
nuln wrote:
Lord_Xiang wrote:
Oh, Nuln, I heard that the courts finally came to a conclusion that based on DNA evidence, Soultaker really IS your father.
p.s. My condolences to Soultaker.
you been reading the Crazy Creeps Free Press again?
No, just watching the Jerry Springer Show. You know, the MORE RESPECTABLE media outlet.
Did you know that Jerry Springer is the Creepster's son? Not as shocking I guess....
holy cow, that would make me your wife. all the shocking secrets uncovered here, it's too much.
And that Nuln is the Mother?
(or was that too deep a shot.....?)
The Consortium
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Joined: Nov 23, 2002
Posts: 10142
Location: on the golf course, in the garden, reading, traveling, and now Consulting
Posted:
Thu May 04, 2006 2:09 am
nuln wrote:
The Consortium wrote:
nuln wrote:
Lord_Xiang wrote:
nuln wrote:
Lord_Xiang wrote:
Oh, Nuln, I heard that the courts finally came to a conclusion that based on DNA evidence, Soultaker really IS your father.
p.s. My condolences to Soultaker.
you been reading the Crazy Creeps Free Press again?
No, just watching the Jerry Springer Show. You know, the MORE RESPECTABLE media outlet.
Did you know that Jerry Springer is the Creepster's son? Not as shocking I guess....
With that in mind, The Creepster says he will expect that a few fights are thrown his way. (and likewise, of course)
holy cow, that would make me your wife. all the shocking secrets uncovered here, it's too much.
And that Nuln is the Mother?
(or was that too deep a shot.....?)
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Lord_Xiang
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Joined: Sep 13, 2005
Posts: 753
Location: Shadowspire, Mordant, Aruak City
Posted:
Thu May 04, 2006 5:35 am
I wonder how many spots in the next round or two are going to revolve around Nuln, The Creepster, and their love-child, Jerry Springer?
_________________ Lord Xiang
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Ghoti
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Joined: Mar 14, 2003
Posts: 308
Location: Zimmerman, MN
Posted:
Thu May 04, 2006 5:47 am
If it involves food and nuts, and maybe a form of diarhea, I can come up with something..
Ghoti
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Lord_Xiang
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Joined: Sep 13, 2005
Posts: 753
Location: Shadowspire, Mordant, Aruak City
Posted:
Thu May 04, 2006 6:11 am
Ghoti wrote:
If it involves food and nuts, and maybe a form of diarhea, I can come up with something..
Ghoti
You realize that sounds an awful lot like what would happen in a mating ritual that involved any couple that would produce Jerry Springer, right?
_________________ Lord Xiang
Delarquan Loyalist;
Shadowspire (81), Telorinthe (83), Aruak City (11)-somebody has to give the Andorians acid reflux!
Ghoti
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Joined: Mar 14, 2003
Posts: 308
Location: Zimmerman, MN
Posted:
Thu May 04, 2006 9:31 am
Nuln and The Creepster move close. Creepster touches Nulns Nut Sack while Nuln munches on a Chickpea. Jerry Springer is the resulting diarhea.
Short and consice. Like a scientific paper. Predictable results.
I wonder if Nulns next fighter will have a name Like Jerry the Kid or something.
Ghoti
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