Crapmasters 10

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:36 am

Details coming soon

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 6:19 am

Once again, the Winter Face will have a Crapmaster contest. It provides a nice diversion from being disappointed in your tourney caliber warriors not performing by running a bunch of crap warriors who in all rights should go 0-3. When that is the expectation, you can only meet or exceed expectations, right?

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Moderator for Crapmaster 10: Assur

I. GENERAL RULES

1. Each participant submits a "bad" teamsheet from their collection. By submitting a sheet to the moderator, you are committing to run.
2. Participating managers randomly receive one of the bad teamsheets (but will not receive their own back - unless someone else gives it to you).
4. The new owner rolls the team and chooses three from the team to run in Rookies. The others may be entered in Rookies, if desired (If running more than 3, notify the moderator which 3 are entered). Only the designated three count for the contest.
a. Team names should begin with the tag "CM-". After all, we want everyone to know when their hopefuls have lost to crap.
b. Team and/or warrior names referencing the submitting manager's persona are strongly encouraged.
5. The teamsheet exchange will take place on Friday in the tourney room, before dinner, managers not present will have their team selected at random.
6. New Owners must report the team name (and ID numbers if running more than 3 warriors) of their entries to the moderator prior to the results of turn 1.
7. Proxied Crap. Managers not attending the face may participate in this contest by having a manager in attendance handle their crap.
a. Your sheet must be submitted into the contest either in advance to the moderator or by your proxy on Friday night.
b. Your proxy must collect the sheet and submit your designed warriors and strategies on Friday night.
c. Most importantly, you must authorize with RSI via any reasonable method that you have approved the running of your three crapmaster warriors. (Email / Phone call to Sandy in advance or even just your proxy passing the phone to Sandy on Friday night is sufficient).

II. SCORING

1. Best and worst team record are determined by total wins among the three entries.
2. Tiebreakers applied in order are:
a. Total kills
b. Most wins by individual warrior (kills break ties)
c. Total final win-loss percent of opponents defeated (kills break ties)
d. Rankings in newsletter (whichever manager has higher (or lower for worst performance) two out of three warriors)
e. In the case of a three way (or more) tie in which combined rankings cannot determine a winner, the top warrior's newsletter ranking will be used.

III. PRIZES

1. The coveted title of Crapmaster.
2. The owner of the team that does the best will get a +1 bonus potion (to use on an Initiate ranked warrior or above) AND 3 new teamsheets.
3. The manager who submitted the team that does the worst will get 15 new teamsheets. (If a manager chooses to not run after submitting their sheet, their sheet will be considered the sheet they received and the sheet they submitted will be credited to the manager whose team the manager didn't run)

IV. PRIOR CRAPMASTERS
CM1: Buri (Best performance), Assur (Submitted worst team)
CM2: Consortium (Best performance), Otto (Submitted worst team)
CM3: Manager (Best performance), Consortium (Submitted worst team)
CM4: Deeders (Best performance), Dameon Darkheart (Submitted worst team)
CM5: Manager (Best performance), Dr. Feelgood (Submitted worst team)
CM6: Presstoe (Best performance), Buri (Submitted worst team)
CM7: Var (Best performance), Papaiz (Submitted worst team)
CM8: Deeders (Best performance), Kharadmon (Submitted worst team)
CM9: Riff-Raff (Best performance), Madwand (Submitted worst team)

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:42 am

Count me in.

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2022 3:31 am

15 entries this year. Good luck to all. Some real gems...

From Manager to Boss Rat
12-16-7-9-10-11-5
4-9-16-4-9-13-15
16-6-8-9-9-16-6
15-10-11-9-9-11-5
6-4-15-5-13-21-6
From Dameon Darkheart to Vlad
14-3-15-13-4-7-14
10-10-13-6-9-5-17
4-9-19-12-9-6-11
6-10-19-12-9-4-10
10-9-15-6-6-10-14
From Eli to Studcraft
16-9-11-10-10-5-9
5-11-15-9-14-8-8
13-5-12-9-13-9-9
13-8-9-10-7-17-6
8-9-13-7-5-14-14
From Boss Rat to Assur
12-9-17-6-5-10-11
9-12-17-5-13-5-9
16-15-12-8-3-11-5
12-10-16-4-9-12-7
4-9-13-9-12-11-12
From Angus ot Jerman
7-14-15-13-3-9-9
5-12-11-9-9-10-14
10-5-16-10-9-10-10
3-8-17-10-13-10-9
13-7-15-6-10-9-10
From Vlad to Eli
14-5-15-6-4-11-15
6-9-20-6-10-16-3
5-14-10-5-17-11-8
13-5-17-3-7-16-9
16-13-13-14-5-4-5
From Jerman to Deeders
8-12-17-8-10-4-11
9-10-17-9-9-4-12
11-6-7-10-8-16-12
4-11-13-10-10-9-13
5-17-13-7-10-5-13
From Deeders to Consortium
10-16-11-10-10-9-4
10-9-8-9-7-17-10
3-15-12-10-3-14-13
4-13-17-14-5-4-13
11-6-18-9-9-12-5
From Kharadmon to Mannequin
14-5-15-6-4-11-15
6-9-20-6-10-16-3
5-14-10-5-17-11-8
13-5-17-3-7-16-9
16-13-13-14-5-4-5
From Studcraft to Manager
5-9-17-8-4-12-15
19-5-17-5-10-5-9
12-10-14-9-9-11-5
15-14-9-7-9-3-13
7-13-16-6-6-11-11
From JE to Angus
9-5-19-12-7-9-9
7-8-15-13-10-13-4
3-13-10-8-10-13-13
11-10-10-5-9-14-11
11-10-15-13-8-5-8
From Den to DD
6-9-17-9-9-6-14
6-13-15-13-5-13-5
12-3-7-6-11-17-14
14-6-15-9-10-5-11
13-10-18-7-4-8-10
From Consortium to Den
14-7-16-7-4-13-9
12-12-19-7-6-3-11
18-8-9-6-10-13-6
8-11-15-10-5-12-9
3-8-15-12-9-16-7
From Assur to Kharadmon
10-8-16-9-13-9-5
11-10-10-13-5-12-9
3-10-16-3-12-16-10
13-5-15-9-9-15-4
9-5-15-9-11-9-12
From Mannequin to JE
10-14-11-7-9-13-6
5-10-15-4-12-15-9
10-7-11-8-10-11-13
14-12-9-3-7-16-9
9-13-11-9-4-15-9

Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2022 8:32 pm

Congratulations to our newest Crapmasters
Best Performance: Mannequin
Submitted Worst Team: Dameon Darkheart

Thanks all for joining and making this fun.

Mannequin (12 wins)
JME TC 87-1337 7 3 0 24 CM-LOW EXPECTATIONS (513) GREEN VALLEY
NEGATIVE 87-1334 5 3 0 18 CM-LOW EXPECTATIONS (513) GREEN VALLEY
OPTIMITIC 87-1336 0 3 0 3 CM-LOW EXPECTATIONS (513) Arena 87

Eli (11 wins)
ODDBALL 87-798 6 3 0 21 CM MADNESS (442) GREEN VALLEY
MONGOL 87-797 4 3 1 16 CM MADNESS (442) GREEN VALLEY
FREDDY 87-799 1 3 0 6 CM MADNESS (442) Arena 87

Jerman (8 wins, individual warriors 4 & 3 wins)
SCOTTISH 87-1262 4 3 0 15 CM=WHERE'S THE ANGUS (498) GREEN VALLEY
CERTIFIED 87-1258 3 3 0 12 CM=WHERE'S THE ANGUS (498) Arena 87
TENDER 87-1259 1 3 0 6 CM=WHERE'S THE ANGUS (498) Arena 87

Studcraft (8 wins, individual warriors 4 & 2 wins)
BRICK 87-1313 4 3 0 15 CM-ELI DREAM TEAM (509) GREEN VALLEY
ARMORY 87-1316 2 1 0 7 CM-ELI DREAM TEAM (509) Arena 87
CELTIC 87-1315 2 3 0 9 CM-ELI DREAM TEAM (509) Arena 87

Manager (6 wins)
CLAVICLE 87-1330 5 3 0 18 CM-SUPERIOR FORCE (512) GREEN VALLEY
BELLYBUTTON 87-1329 1 2 0 5 CM-SUPERIOR FORCE (512) Arena 87
KURUN 87-1333 0 3 0 3 CM-SUPERIOR FORCE (512) Arena 87

JE (5 wins, 1 kill)
RED DOT 87-1437 3 3 1 13 CM=IHEARTMEAT (531) Arena 87
RED WEDDING 87-1435 2 3 0 9 CM=IHEARTMEAT (531) Arena 87
RED MARK 87-1438 1 3 0 6 CM=IHEARTMEAT (531) Arena 87

Deeders (5 wins, individual warrior 4 wins)
VOODO 87-1308 4 3 0 15 CM-MILLWAUKEE'S BEST (508) GREEN VALLEY
ROCOON BONE 87-1312 1 3 0 6 CM-MILLWAUKEE'S BEST (508) Arena 87
NO PACK NO 87-1309 0 3 0 3 CM-MILLWAUKEE'S BEST (508) Arena 87

Den (5 wins, individual warrior 4 wins)
AROMA D'GERITOL 87-1265 4 3 0 15 CM-SADIMITES (499) GREEN VALLEY
STALKS DEN 87-1264 1 3 0 6 CM-SADIMITES (499) Arena 87
CLEMSON BLOWS 87-1263 0 3 0 3 CM-SADIMITES (499) Arena 87

Assur (5 wins, individual warrior 3 wins)
RASCO 87-1304 3 3 0 12 CM-RATS OF NIMH (507) Arena 87
MRS FISBY 87-1305 1 3 0 6 CM-RATS OF NIMH (507) Arena 87
ARTIE 87-1306 1 3 0 6 CM-RATS OF NIMH (507) Arena 87

Consortium (5 wins)
A.A. GOPHER 87-1326 2 3 0 9 CM-CONSORIUM (511) Arena 87
A.A. MOUTHPIECE 87-1327 2 3 0 9 CM-CONSORIUM (511) Arena 87
A.A. APE 87-1325 1 3 0 6 CM-CONSORIUM (511) Arena 87

Kharadmon (5 wins)
REALLY 87-1210 2 3 0 9 CM-BASH PRO CRAP (488) Arena 87
BAD 87-1212 2 2 0 8 CM-BASH PRO CRAP (488) Arena 87
THESE 87-1208 1 3 0 6 CM-BASH PRO CRAP (488) Arena 87

Dameon Darkheart (4 wins)
CHICKEN 87-1167 3 3 0 12 CM-ASSHOLES (482) Arena 87
DENSE 87-1164 1 3 0 6 CM-ASSHOLES (482) Arena 87
BEAVIS 87-1165 0 2 0 2 CM-ASSHOLES (482) Arena 87

Angus (4 wins)
JE-RSEY 87-1319 2 3 0 9 CM-JE ADOPTION (510) Arena 87
JE-TSAM 87-1321 1 3 0 6 CM-JE ADOPTION (510) Arena 87
JE-TH ROW 87-1318 1 3 0 6 CM-JE ADOPTION (510) Arena 87

Vlad (2 wins)
TROUT IN UR HUGGIES 87-1185 1 3 0 6 CM-LAMEON (486) Arena 87
SKID MARK 87-1187 1 3 0 6 CM-LAMEON (486) Arena 87
FLAT V LANCE! 87-1183 0 1 0 1 CM-LAMEON (486) Arena 87

Boss Rat (1 win)
DEATH BY MGR 87-1343 1 3 0 6 CM-MGR SAYS (514) Arena 87
TEARS BY MGR 87-1341 0 3 0 3 CM-MGR SAYS (514) Arena 87
FRESH BAKED MGR 87-1342 0 1 0 1 CM-MGR SAYS (514) Arena 87

Unchartered Poster Joined: Jul 05, 2021 Posts: 21

I figured I'd share how I designed my crappy team so everyone can copy me when they get it next time (Crapmaster victory is NOT guaranteed).

From Kharadmon to Mannequin
14-5-15-6-4-11-15
6-9-20-6-10-16-3
5-14-10-5-17-11-8
13-5-17-3-7-16-9
16-13-13-14-5-4-5

JME TC (87-1337) of CM-Low Expectations (7-3)
10-18-10-5-20-11-10 (TP), Great/Good

Negative (87-1334) of CM-Low Expectations (5-3)
14-5-15-11-7-11-21 (AB), VL/Great

Optimitic (87-1336) of CM-Low Expectations (0-3)
17-13-13-17-9-4-11 (LU), Poor/Great

Big Ben SB (87-1335) of CM-Low Expectations
11-9-20-11-10-16-7 (BA), Poor/Tremendous

Upset (87-1338) of CM-Low Expectations
17-5-17-9-9-16-11 (BA), Poor/Great

Interesting side note: As the winner I won 3 random team sheets. To my surprise, one of them was the roll-up I entered in the contest (you're welcome, JME!).

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:13 am

Thanks, Vlad, for pointing out that I recognized the wrong person for giving the worst sheet.

Manager gave the worst sheet! (When compiling the results on Saturday night, I looked at both of the managers who gave 'bad' sheets. By Sunday, my memory of which one was the winner had changed).

Congratulations to Manager