Wanna be part of history? Miss basic DM? We got what ya

Posted: Mon May 20, 2024 4:04 pm

Some may calll the following mildly childish, but when dealing with children, you sometimes have to go there.

Den. Everyone’s favorite (sarcasm) manager. The man who’s never met an insult he wouldn’t use. A cocky son of a gun if there ever was one and he’s constantly thrown one fact in everyone’s faces:”I’m Den, and I have a winning record in every arena I’m in.”

Well, HE DID.

Seven months ago I came back to my home arena of Jhans to find some imposter calling it home. He had driven the arena to the ground and was busy taking advantage of Jorja (tough guy, huh?). He was an impressive 30 wins over 500. Now… he just went one fight under.

That means, 7 months, 2 turns a month, 5 fighters per turn is 70 fights. That means if we do the calculations you see that Den has a less than impressive…

20-50 W/L record.

Now we’ve got the wanker under 500, it’s time to bury his ass there. See, you can’t argue with Den. He likes it. He lives for that emotional response. So, what do you do? You embarrass the piss out of him.

This has been a team effort and I’m not here to toot my own horn. It took all of Bullet Club, Gentle Ben, Obregon, and Blackhart to name a few to get this lowly scum beaten back. Come join the fun!! Has Den ever insulted you? Ever talked about your mamma? Who cares! Maybe you just like kicking a bully around… Jhans DM 36 is calling your name!

Hurry to catch the returns of Polarius (DOOMcorps) and Ultraist. Jhans is super competitive, has personal ads, has spotlights, we are bringing basic back and decimating a bully in the process. Think you’re the best manager in basic? Come prove it.

Jhans, the Arena of Fuck Around and Find Out.

Put a team in DM 36 or call 1-800-Bleep-Den, that’s 1-800-bleep-Den.

Posted: Tue May 21, 2024 12:55 am

Bookie wrote:

Some may calll the following mildly childish, but when dealing with children, you sometimes have to go there.

Den. Everyone’s favorite (sarcasm) manager. The man who’s never met an insult he wouldn’t use. A cocky son of a gun if there ever was one and he’s constantly thrown one fact in everyone’s faces:”I’m Den, and I have a winning record in every arena I’m in.”

Well, HE DID.

Seven months ago I came back to my home arena of Jhans to find some imposter calling it home. He had driven the arena to the ground and was busy taking advantage of Jorja (tough guy, huh?). He was an impressive 30 wins over 500. Now… he just went one fight under.

That means, 7 months, 2 turns a month, 5 fighters per turn is 70 fights. That means if we do the calculations you see that Den has a less than impressive…

20-50 W/L record.

Now we’ve got the wanker under 500, it’s time to bury his ass there. See, you can’t argue with Den. He likes it. He lives for that emotional response. So, what do you do? You embarrass the piss out of him.

This has been a team effort and I’m not here to toot my own horn. It took all of Bullet Club, Gentle Ben, Obregon, and Blackhart to name a few to get this lowly scum beaten back. Come join the fun!! Has Den ever insulted you? Ever talked about your mamma? Who cares! Maybe you just like kicking a bully around… Jhans DM 36 is calling your name!

Hurry to catch the returns of Polarius (DOOMcorps) and Ultraist. Jhans is super competitive, has personal ads, has spotlights, we are bringing basic back and decimating a bully in the process. Think you’re the best manager in basic? Come prove it.

Jhans, the Arena of f*** Around and Find Out.

Put a team in DM 36 or call 1-800-Bleep-Den, that’s 1-800-bleep-Den.

So sad that you are teaming up to pick on little Lady Den. So sad. But I feel compelled to jump on the bandwagon. I'm in. I'm there. Laughing