Crapmaster II -- The Revenge

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:48 pm

If there were to be a second crapmaster contest at the Tempe Face, how many would be interested in participating? Same rules as last year:

- Bring the worst team rollup you can find
- Everyone gets someone else's bad rollup and has to enter three of them in the rookies tourney.
- One award for the best performance with the bad team, and another award for the manager whose submitted team does the worst.

I'd have to check with RSI if we can get the same prizes as last time. Just gauging interest for now.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:56 pm

Otto_X wrote:

If there were to be a second crapmaster contest at the Tempe Face, how many would be interested in participating? Same rules as last year:

- Bring the worst team rollup you can find
- Everyone gets someone else's bad rollup and has to enter three of them in the rookies tourney.
- One award for the best performance with the bad team, and another award for the manager whose submitted team does the worst.

I'd have to check with RSI if we can get the same prizes as last time. Just gauging interest for now.

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:21 pm

Of course!

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:45 pm

Absolutely.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:26 pm

I'm in.

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:05 pm

Has there been in enough interest in this where it is going to happen?

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:17 pm

I won't be organizing a Crapmaster contest for this tournament. Assur has expressed interest in trying to gin one up at the Face, so if you have a good bad rollup, bring it with you.

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:34 pm

If there is enough interest, it will happen. I won't have fancy certificates like Otto made up, though.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:30 am

Assurnasirbanipal wrote:

If there is enough interest, it will happen. I won't have fancy certificates like Otto made up, though.

WHAT!?! No fancy certificates!?! What a let down Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:57 am

gentleben wrote:

Assurnasirbanipal wrote:

If there is enough interest, it will happen. I won't have fancy certificates like Otto made up, though.

WHAT!?! No fancy certificates!?! What a let down Laughing

Assur, you are a "fancy certificate" in of yourself!
We are in.

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:20 am

Here were the teams submitted:

Team 1
9-13-15-7-8-15-3
17-8-14-7-8-9-7
13-5-12-9-9-13-9
9-16-15-5-10-10-5
9-19-8-4-9-11-10

Team 2
7-11-9-10-9-18-6
9-13-13-7-16-9-3
10-16-8-9-10-9-8
11-13-7-7-10-11-11
7-10-17-11-9-12-4

Team 3
9-12-17-5-13-5-9
4-9-13-9-12-11-12
16-15-12-8-3-11-5
12-9-17-6-5-10-11
12-10-16-4-9-12-7

Team 4
9-10-13-13-10-4-11
8-9-13-4-14-15-7
9-13-18-4-9-5-12
18-6-15-4-12-8-7
12-10-20-5-12-3-8

Team 5
5-9-17-8-4-12-15
15-14-9-7-9-3-13
19-5-17-5-10-5-9
7-13-16-6-6-11-11
12-10-14-9-9-11-5

Team 6
11-14-12-5-10-11-7
16-3-8-5-13-10-15
5-12-17-8-10-12-6
6-8-15-10-12-10-9
12-8-15-7-5-14-9

Team 7
14-13-10-10-5-13-5
3-15-12-14-3-14-9
5-13-8-6-14-16-8
5-9-17-11-9-9-10
12-4-16-10-13-10-5

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:11 pm

Congratulations to the Crapmasters:

Consortium is declared a crapmaster in a very close contest with Madwand, Buri, and Consortium all gaining 8 wins with their entries. Consortium had the warrior with the best record.

Otto is also a crapmaster, submitting the worst original set of numbers, managed by Assur to 5-7-0-1 (team 1 listed above). Otto also came very close to the first Crapmaster TV with a 7-3 warrior.

The full results:
Assur
CM - WHAT? 85-8957 2 1 0 7 CM - BASH BROS (372) JASPER GULCH
CM - YOUCK 85-8956 1 3 0 6 CM - BASH BROS (372) JASPER GULCH
CM - WHOOPS 85-8954 2 3 0 9 CM - BASH BROS (372) JASPER GULCH

Mannequin
MC - SLOW AB'S 85-8979 1 3 0 6 CM - MANAGER'S FAVES (377) JASPER GULCH
CM - SEC 85-8982 1 3 1 7 CM - MANAGER'S FAVES (377) JASPER GULCH
CM - KELLY CLARKSON 85-8981 3 3 0 12 CM - MANAGER'S FAVES (377) JASPER GULCH

Otto
CM - ATROCIOUS 85-8951 0 3 0 3 CM - THE REVENGE (371) JASPER GULCH
CM - NEGLIGENCE 85-8948 0 3 0 3 CM - THE REVENGE (371) JASPER GULCH
CM - SUBSTANDARD 85-8949 7 3 0 24 CM - THE REVENGE (371) JASPER GULCH

Madwand
CM - T*RD 85-8964 3 3 0 12 CM - BLADES (374) JASPER GULCH
CM - HERSHEY S* 85-8963 3 3 0 12 CM - BLADES (374) JASPER GULCH
CM - SH*T 85-8967 2 3 0 9 CM - BLADES (374) JASPER GULCH

Buri
CM - GARROVICK 85-8968 2 3 0 9 CM - RED SHIRTS (375) JASPER GULCH
CM - MATTHEWS 85-8972 2 3 0 9 CM - RED SHIRTS (375) JASPER GULCH
CM - RAYBURN 85-8969 4 3 0 15 CM - RED SHIRTS (375) JASPER GULCH

Consortium
CM - STAR 85-8959 1 3 0 6 CM - SCORPIO (373) JASPER GULCH
CM - HERMES 85-8961 2 3 0 9 CM - SCORPIO (373) JASPER GULCH
CM - NEPTUNE 85-8960 5 3 0 18 CM - SCORPIO (373) JASPER GULCH

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:51 pm

Assurnasirbanipal wrote:

Congratulations to the Crapmasters:

Consortium is declared a crapmaster in a very close contest with Madwand, Buri, and Consortium all gaining 8 wins with their entries. Consortium had the warrior with the best record.

Otto is also a crapmaster, submitting the worst original set of numbers, managed by Assur to 5-7-0-1 (team 1 listed above). Otto also came very close to the first Crapmaster TV with a 7-3 warrior.

The full results:
Assur
CM - WHAT? 85-8957 2 1 0 7 CM - BASH BROS (372) JASPER GULCH
CM - YOUCK 85-8956 1 3 0 6 CM - BASH BROS (372) JASPER GULCH
CM - WHOOPS 85-8954 2 3 0 9 CM - BASH BROS (372) JASPER GULCH

Mannequin
MC - SLOW AB'S 85-8979 1 3 0 6 CM - MANAGER'S FAVES (377) JASPER GULCH
CM - SEC 85-8982 1 3 1 7 CM - MANAGER'S FAVES (377) JASPER GULCH
CM - KELLY CLARKSON 85-8981 3 3 0 12 CM - MANAGER'S FAVES (377) JASPER GULCH

Otto
CM - ATROCIOUS 85-8951 0 3 0 3 CM - THE REVENGE (371) JASPER GULCH
CM - NEGLIGENCE 85-8948 0 3 0 3 CM - THE REVENGE (371) JASPER GULCH
CM - SUBSTANDARD 85-8949 7 3 0 24 CM - THE REVENGE (371) JASPER GULCH

Madwand
CM - T*RD 85-8964 3 3 0 12 CM - BLADES (374) JASPER GULCH
CM - HERSHEY S* 85-8963 3 3 0 12 CM - BLADES (374) JASPER GULCH
CM - SH*T 85-8967 2 3 0 9 CM - BLADES (374) JASPER GULCH

Buri
CM - GARROVICK 85-8968 2 3 0 9 CM - RED SHIRTS (375) JASPER GULCH
CM - MATTHEWS 85-8972 2 3 0 9 CM - RED SHIRTS (375) JASPER GULCH
CM - RAYBURN 85-8969 4 3 0 15 CM - RED SHIRTS (375) JASPER GULCH

Consortium
CM - STAR 85-8959 1 3 0 6 CM - SCORPIO (373) JASPER GULCH
CM - HERMES 85-8961 2 3 0 9 CM - SCORPIO (373) JASPER GULCH
CM - NEPTUNE 85-8960 5 3 0 18 CM - SCORPIO (373) JASPER GULCH

We Consortiumites accept this honor on behalf of full-of-crap people everywhere. We would like to thank Mom and Dad and all the really crappy competitors who let us get away with this crap.

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:36 pm

The Consortium wrote:

We Consortiumites accept this honor on behalf of full-of-crap people everywhere. We would like to thank Mom and Dad and all the really crappy competitors who let us get away with this crap.

Congrats on winning the title in a very close contest, edging me out in a tie-breaker! I guess that just shows that you were more full of crap than I was this year. I hereby relinquish the tag on my name, that you may wear it with pride.