DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/16/2016    Duedate: 05/28/2016

MORDANT ARENA

DM-1    TURN-803

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LOVE PINK
YUPPIE HORDE (657)
(1-9204) [19-11-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LOVE PINK                      POSITION IS EMPTY
YUPPIE HORDE (657)             
(1-9204) [19-11-0,114]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PIMPLED FARTHING               PIMPLED FARTHING
SUPER STARS R US (626)         SUPER STARS R US (626)
(1-9278) [11-12-0,108]         (1-9278) [11-12-0,108]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

YUPPIE HORDE (657)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RUN DMC (636)               47
2. SUPER STARS R US (626)      19      SUPER STARS R US (626)
3. YUPPIE HORDE (657)          13      Unchartered Team
4. THE PEPPER PRACTICE (675)    4
5. PITCH PERFECT (670)          0      WE R AVERAGE! (491)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*PITCH PERFECT (670)       16   4  1 80.0   1- 1*PITCH PERFECT (670)       8  1 0
 2/ 2 SUPER STARS R US (626)    29  13  0 69.0   2/ 2 YUPPIE HORDE (657)        8  7 0
 3/ 3 THE PEPPER PRACTIC (675)  32  16  2 66.7   3/ 6 RUN DMC (636)             6  7 1
 4/ 5 RUN DMC (636)            231 170 14 57.6   4- 3 SWEORDMASTERS (138)       3  3 0
 5- 6 SWEORDMASTERS (138)      706 659 78 51.7   5- 4*SUPPLY DEPOT (520)        2  2 0
 6/ 7 YUPPIE HORDE (657)       116 119  4 49.4   6- 5 BOOZE (605)               1  2 0
 7- 8 BOOZE (605)              178 193 15 48.0   7/ 9 SUPER STARS R US (626)    1  2 0
 8- 9*SUPPLY DEPOT (520)        13  16  1 44.8   8/10 THE PEPPER PRACTIC (675)  0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of MORDANT!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Woof!  PITCH PERFECT were a bunch 
of dogs after YUPPIE HORDE got through with 'em!  1st ain't so sweet as 2nd!  Up 'n 
down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  
Well, RUN DMC's 3rd moved them up to 4-1-1 place.  What's with PIMPLED FARTHING?  It 
actually beat YUPPIE HORDE's AFFLUENZA, and walked away with 19 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at YUPPIE HORDE.  AFFLUENZA lost 7 points to PIMPLED FARTHING.  
Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe AFFLUENZA will provide more easy wins...  Har 
har har!  Did HRUNTLING wimp out, or just get lazy?  Anyway, he's not Duelmaster 
anymore.  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for YUPPIE HORDE's outstanding member, 
Duelmaster LOVE PINK.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I 
hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, SUPER STARS R US!  Management must be dealin', as the boys at YUPPIE HORDE 
ain't reelin'!  SUPER STARS R US' mad!  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, FUERDAI!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt 
you.   
     Warriors of MORDANT unite.  You have only your games to lose!  And this week the 
Duelmaster--whoops!  BOOZE has one week left to avenge BAILEY's death by excessive 
hits on the part of CHUMLY of SUPPLY DEPOT.  How long have I been here?  I got people 
to see, places to go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOVE PINK 9204               19  11  0   114       YUPPIE HORDE (657)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HRUNTLING 8994               13   3  0   128       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 PIMPLED FARTHING 9278        11  12  0   108       SUPER STARS R US (626)
-REMY 9155                     9   2  0    97       BOOZE (605)
 FUERDAI 9286                 13   3  0    96       YUPPIE HORDE (657)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AFFLUENZA 9221               23   7  0    86       YUPPIE HORDE (657)
-DARK MIASMA 8532              9   1  0    86       SUPER STARS R US (626)
 DR. ROCKET 9441              14   9  1    80       THE PEPPER PRACTICE (675)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HERUGRIM 9400                 4   1  0    56       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 SOULCYCLIST 9291             11   7  1    52       YUPPIE HORDE (657)
-BILLY BLANKS 9375             4   0  0    47       PITCH PERFECT (670)
-SUSAN POWTER 9372             4   1  0    42       PITCH PERFECT (670)
-3D SHIFT HANK 9225            4   0  0    42       SUPPLY DEPOT (520)
-BILLY MAYS 9374               3   1  0    42       PITCH PERFECT (670)
 MOSTLY CLEAN 9389             5   3  0    41       RUN DMC (636)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GEORGE FOREMAN 9376           3   0  1    29       PITCH PERFECT (670)
-DIZZYING YES-MAN 8555         2   0  0    29       SUPER STARS R US (626)
 FIVE DOLLAR BOY 9326          6   4  1    28       RUN DMC (636)
 HUGE HEIGHTS 9308             7   3  0    24       RUN DMC (636)
-FLO 9397                      2   1  0    24       PITCH PERFECT (670)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHUMLY 7030                   3   4  1    23       SUPPLY DEPOT (520)
-FRECA 9367                    1   1  0    20       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-FORK LIFT 9224                4   1  0    18       SUPPLY DEPOT (520)
-SMIRNOFF 9359                 3   1  0    17       BOOZE (605)
-HILDEWULF 9365                1   4  0    17       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-ARCTIC SEALSKIN 8549          1   0  0    17       SUPER STARS R US (626)
 ROCK AND RULE 9470            1   0  1    14       RUN DMC (636)
-THORN 9159                    1   0  0    14       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 SAD FACE CLOWN 9471           1   0  0    11       RUN DMC (636)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE JANITOR 9279              0   3  0     7       SUPPLY DEPOT (520)
-GAZPACHO DEBACLE 8544         1   0  0     6       SUPER STARS R US (626)
-DR FUZZ 9440                  0   3  0     3       THE PEPPER PRACTICE (675)
-RED EYE 9430                  0   2  0     2       BOOZE (605)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      ROCK AND RULE 9470    803  NONE
BAILEY 9380             3  1 0 BOOZE 605            CHUMLY 7030           800   
LYIN' TED 9472          0  1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 657     SHEWISH GIANT         803  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LYIN' TED was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LOVE PINK won victory over DR. ROCKET in a exciting 5 minute expert's Title battle.
FUERDAI savagely defeated TIEN-SHU OF GENRAI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody duel.
AFFLUENZA was savagely defeated by PIMPLED FARTHING in a 4 minute veteran's fight.
SOULCYCLIST vanquished HUGE HEIGHTS in a 3 minute brutal mismatched fight.
MOSTLY CLEAN bested MONEYBAGS MEFRIN in a 1 minute gory competition.
FIVE DOLLAR BOY handily defeated FIORENZE OF FRATSFA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SAD FACE CLOWN viciously subdued SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 2 minute gruesome novice's duel.
ROCK AND RULE slaughtered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   6 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  11 -  1      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  11 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   7 -  0      13  |

Turn 803 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      LOVE PINK 9204             19  11  0  114 YUPPIE HORDE (657)
SLASHING ATTACK  FUERDAI 9286               13   3  0   96 YUPPIE HORDE (657)
WALL OF STEEL    DR. ROCKET 9441            14   9  1   80 THE PEPPER PRACTICE (675)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SOULCYCLIST 9291           11   7  1   52 YUPPIE HORDE (657)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PIMPLED FARTHING 9278.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PIMPLED FARTHING 9278.  The ten other most popular fighters were LOVE 
PINK 9204, FUERDAI 9286, DR. ROCKET 9441, SOULCYCLIST 9291, SAD FACE CLOWN 9471, HUGE 
HEIGHTS 9308, MOSTLY CLEAN 9389, LYIN' TED 9472, AFFLUENZA 9221, and FIVE DOLLAR BOY 
9326.

The least popular fighter this week was ROCK AND RULE 9470.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FIVE DOLLAR BOY 9326, AFFLUENZA 9221, LYIN' TED 9472, MOSTLY 
CLEAN 9389, HUGE HEIGHTS 9308, SAD FACE CLOWN 9471, SOULCYCLIST 9291, DR. ROCKET 
9441, FUERDAI 9286, and LOVE PINK 9204.