DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/09/2017    Duedate: 01/21/2017

MORDANT ARENA

DM-1    TURN-820

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MOSTLY CLEAN
RUN DMC (636)
(1-9389) [16-9-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MOSTLY CLEAN                   DEAD RINGER
RUN DMC (636)                  FAVORITE SAYINGS (659)
(1-9389) [16-9-0,114]          (1-9192) [3-1-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SOULCYCLIST                    SOULCYCLIST
YUPPIE HORDE (657)             YUPPIE HORDE (657)
(1-9291) [22-11-1,92]          (1-9291) [22-11-1,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

YUPPIE HORDE (657)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RUN DMC (636)               23
2. FAVORITE SAYINGS (659)      17      RUN DMC (636)
3. YUPPIE HORDE (657)          13      Unchartered Team
4. BOOZE (605)                  1
                                       FAVORITE SAYINGS (659)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 RUN DMC (636)            269 198 16 57.6   1/ 2 YUPPIE HORDE (657)        8  7 0
 2/ 0*FAVORITE SAYINGS (659)     4   3  0 57.1   2/ 1 RUN DMC (636)             7  3 0
 3/ 3 YUPPIE HORDE (657)       167 148  8 53.0   3/ 4 BOOZE (605)               3  5 0
 4/ 5 BOOZE (605)              189 208 16 47.6   4/ 0*FAVORITE SAYINGS (659)    1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, MORDANT?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, RUN DMC, since YUPPIE HORDE 
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see DEAD RINGER win a fight and gain 24 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, DEAD RINGER beat SHARPER IMAGE and SHARPER IMAGE lost 22 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  REMY challenged MORDANT's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  
And if variety is the spice of life, MORDANT may be getting bland, as MOSTLY CLEAN 
stays top dog in the city.  Conan's Place, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From MORDANT's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  RUN 
DMC, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care 
to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like BOOZE avoided them the most 
this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, SMIRNOFF was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that 
ego swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in MORDANT to get a drink than Conan's Place!  
Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice!  So 
nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOSTLY CLEAN 9389            16   9  0   114       RUN DMC (636)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REMY 9155                    12   6  1    98       BOOZE (605)
-FIVE DOLLAR BOY 9326         15  10  1    97       RUN DMC (636)
 SOULCYCLIST 9291             22  11  1    92       YUPPIE HORDE (657)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCK AND RULE 9470            8   1  2    83       RUN DMC (636)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOMO 9485                     9   4  0    60       YUPPIE HORDE (657)
 HUGE HEIGHTS 9308            16  11  0    59       RUN DMC (636)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEAD RINGER 9192              3   1  0    50       FAVORITE SAYINGS (659)
 VLAD THE INTERN 9493          6   6  2    38       YUPPIE HORDE (657)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INSOLENT FURY 9525            4   0  0    31       YUPPIE HORDE (657)
 SHARPER IMAGE 9477            5   8  0    30       YUPPIE HORDE (657)
 SMIRNOFF 9359                 5   2  0    24       BOOZE (605)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAILEY 9533                   1   0  0    16       BOOZE (605)
 DOUBLE WHAMMY 9193            1   2  0     5       FAVORITE SAYINGS (659)
-KETEL ONE 9524                0   1  0     1       BOOZE (605)
-ROCK 'N RYE 9527              0   1  0     1       BOOZE (605)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
IRISH CREME 9468        2  1 0 BOOZE 605            VLAD THE INTERN 9493  816  REVENGED
LORD HUNTTER 9528       0  1 0 NUMBER HUNTTER 681   HITMAN 9519           817   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

REMY was viciously subdued by MOSTLY CLEAN in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
VLAD THE INTERN narrowly defeated SMIRNOFF in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee.
ROCK AND RULE overpowered MAD MANNEQUIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SOULCYCLIST devastated HUGE HEIGHTS in a exciting 6 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SHARPER IMAGE was devastated by DEAD RINGER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FOMO devastated GRUNESH THE ORC in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
INSOLENT FURY vanquished FIORENZE OF FRATSFA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DOUBLE WHAMMY was vanquished by BAILEY in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   4 -  1      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   9 -  2      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  17 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   3 -  2      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  13 -  1      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 820 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  MOSTLY CLEAN 9389          16   9  0  114 RUN DMC (636)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REMY 9155                  12   6  1   98 BOOZE (605)
STRIKING ATTACK  ROCK AND RULE 9470          8   1  2   83 RUN DMC (636)
WALL OF STEEL    FOMO 9485                   9   4  0   60 YUPPIE HORDE (657)
TOTAL PARRY      HUGE HEIGHTS 9308          16  11  0   59 RUN DMC (636)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SOULCYCLIST 9291.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SOULCYCLIST 9291.  The ten other most popular fighters were MOSTLY CLEAN 
9389, DEAD RINGER 9192, REMY 9155, VLAD THE INTERN 9493, ROCK AND RULE 9470, FOMO 
9485, SMIRNOFF 9359, BAILEY 9533, INSOLENT FURY 9525, and HUGE HEIGHTS 9308.

The least popular fighter this week was DOUBLE WHAMMY 9193.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SHARPER IMAGE 9477, HUGE HEIGHTS 9308, INSOLENT FURY 9525, 
BAILEY 9533, SMIRNOFF 9359, FOMO 9485, ROCK AND RULE 9470, VLAD THE INTERN 9493, REMY 
9155, and DEAD RINGER 9192.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MOSTLY CLEAN (1-9389) RUN DMC (636)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.