DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/11/2025 Duedate: 09/24/2025
OSKSI ARENA
DM 3 TURN 1051
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SADIE SHEPARD
PET SHOP BOYS (757)
(3-8590) [14-3-0,139]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SADIE SHEPARD WICKED GREMLIN
PET SHOP BOYS (757) BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
(3-8590) [14-3-0,139] (3-8576) [7-1-0,97]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
ODESSA HARRIS LUCIENNE
THE BLUES 3 (735) THE ENDLESS (736)
(3-8531) [20-8-2,119] (3-8273) [11-5-0,86]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PET SHOP BOYS (757)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PET SHOP BOYS (757) 27
2. ADVENTURE TIME (762) 24 THE BLUES 3 (735)
3. WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 14 Unchartered Team
4. GAMES LIBRARY (340) 10
5. THE BLUES 3 (735) 9 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 9 2 0 81.8 1/ 1 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 10 5 1
2- 2 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308) 148 94 12 61.2 2/ 2 THE BLUES 3 (735) 8 7 0
3/ 3 THE BLUES 3 (735) 147 125 12 54.0 3/ 4 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 5 5 0
4/ 5 CATASTROPHIES (754) 62 56 1 52.5 4/ 6 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 4 5 0
5/ 4 THE ENDLESS (736) 14 13 0 51.9 5- 3 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308) 3 0 0
6- 6 BANGERS & MASH (752) 89 86 5 50.9 6/ 5 CATASTROPHIES (754) 3 2 0
7/ 8 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 194 201 3 49.1 7/10 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 2 1 0
8/ 9 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 63 67 1 48.5 8/ 9*BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 2 1 0
9/10 THE COUSINS (57) 123 159 8 43.6 9- 8 BANGERS & MASH (752) 2 4 0
10/11 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1279 1826 34 41.2 10/ 7 THE COUSINS (57) 1 2 0
11/ 7*PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 2 3 0 40.0 11/11 THE ENDLESS (736) 1 4 0
12/12 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 16 30 4 34.8 12/12*PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in OSKSI.
Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Coming up with
a solid 1-0-0 outing, GAMES LIBRARY has advanced 3 places in the rankings. Hey
everybody, watch out for SOMEBURROS, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after
mashing CRIS like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in
the top ten was CRIS, who dropped 16 points after a disappointing (to say the least)
bout with SOMEBURROS. Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say
'Challenge me'! SADIE SHEPARD made a challenge against OTIS TAYLOR this week. Well,
everybody's pal SADIE SHEPARD moved hers record to 14-3-0 by defeating OTIS TAYLOR in
the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 12 recognition points. 4 out of 5 gladiators
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad BANGERS & MASH? Big bad
BANGERS & MASH. Big bad BANGERS & MASH. OSKSI's afraid of the big bad BANGERS &
MASH. Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries,
cause THE COUSINS beats feet every time BANGERS & MASH smiles at them. Try farming,
eh? And who is this WINDY WOHP you ask, with 47 points and a 11-11-0 record. Ooh,
the tales I could tell!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?'
category, TEMPE was mashed by BUDDY MOSS, who let TEMPE know that killing members of
THE BLUES 3 is a no-no. Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is
a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in OSKSI have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SADIE SHEPARD 8590 14 3 0 139 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ODESSA HARRIS 8531 20 8 2 119 THE BLUES 3 (735)
WOHP DUH 4615 17 9 0 101 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
-MCGINTY 8474 18 4 2 98 BANGERS & MASH (752)
WICKED GREMLIN 8576 7 1 0 97 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
OTIS TAYLOR 8446 19 18 1 92 THE BLUES 3 (735)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PORKY 8436 19 16 0 87 BANGERS & MASH (752)
LUCIENNE 8273 11 5 0 86 THE ENDLESS (736)
-GIBRALTER 8438 18 18 2 85 BANGERS & MASH (752)
JO ANN KELLY 8456 19 16 0 77 THE BLUES 3 (735)
-JULIO URIAS 8146 7 1 1 69 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CALCULATED 8503 9 27 0 66 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
BUDDY MOSS 8624 9 2 1 62 THE BLUES 3 (735)
RASCAL 8415 9 7 0 59 THE COUSINS (57)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOMEBURROS 8594 6 7 0 55 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
-MCOATFACE 8475 10 12 1 51 BANGERS & MASH (752)
-JACOB DE GROM 8108 4 2 0 48 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
WINDY WOHP 8555 11 11 0 47 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
POUNCE 8615 6 3 0 45 THE COUSINS (57)
-TOASTIE 8561 5 6 0 45 BANGERS & MASH (752)
WALDO WOMBAT 8601 9 6 0 43 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
TEMPE 8596 4 9 2 42 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
CRIS 8402 10 4 0 40 THE COUSINS (57)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OSCAR OCELOT 8646 5 0 0 40 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD 7356 2 3 0 35 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARVEY HAMSTER 8647 3 0 0 33 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
PHOENIX 8595 3 10 1 32 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
SPICY KITTY 8616 5 5 0 25 CATASTROPHIES (754)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ZACH GREINKE 8654 1 0 0 23 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
-WOHP WOHP TUBETOP 8610 2 0 0 21 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
-MACAVITY 8665 1 0 0 15 CATASTROPHIES (754)
FELICIA FALCON 8642 1 2 1 12 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
HAMBONE WILLIE 8663 1 2 0 12 THE BLUES 3 (735)
-SANDY CLAWS 8664 1 0 0 11 CATASTROPHIES (754)
WOHP-A WOHP-A 8667 0 2 0 2 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CAREY BELL 8645 0 2 0 THE BLUES 3 735 TEMPE 8596 1047 JUST REVENGED
THRUST 8622 2 4 1 THE COUSINS 57 JULIO URIAS 8146 1047 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
LUCIENNE -- I don't know what left you behind. I mean it was most disarming the way
you left the arena as a loser. My wins are usually longer. the bookies didn't have it
in 2. -- Wohp Duh
Buddy Moss -- Well that started with a flash but then I hit the pan. -- Windy Wohp
Sandy Claws -- We shall meet again. -- Wohp-A Wohp-A
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SADIE SHEPARD devastated OTIS TAYLOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD lost to WINDY WOHP in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
WOHP-A WOHP-A was handily defeated by HAMBONE WILLIE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ODESSA HARRIS vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WOHP DUH luckily beat LUCIENNE in a action packed 2 minute gory master's competition.
WICKED GREMLIN bested JO ANN KELLY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
BUDDY MOSS defeated TEMPE in a action packed 1 minute melee.
CRIS lost to SOMEBURROS in a 2 minute duel.
RASCAL vanquished WALDO WOMBAT in a action packed 4 minute uneven fight.
POUNCE was overpowered by CALCULATED in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
OSCAR OCELOT outlasted FRATSFA SLAVE in a tiresome 10 minute bloody novice's fight.
PHOENIX was handily defeated by HARVEY HAMSTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FELICIA FALCON was demolished by SPICY KITTY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 15 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 31 - 5 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 14 - 1 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 25 - 5 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 16 - 1 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 16 - 0 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 19 - 1 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 1 25 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 13 - 0 24 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1051 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK SADIE SHEPARD 8590 14 3 0 139 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ODESSA HARRIS 8531 20 8 2 119 THE BLUES 3 (735)
TOTAL PARRY WOHP DUH 4615 17 9 0 101 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
LUNGING ATTACK WICKED GREMLIN 8576 7 1 0 97 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
WALL OF STEEL OTIS TAYLOR 8446 19 18 1 92 THE BLUES 3 (735)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ODESSA HARRIS 8531. The most popular warrior this
turn was LUCIENNE 8273. The ten other most popular fighters were RASCAL 8415, WINDY
WOHP 8555, ODESSA HARRIS 8531, SOMEBURROS 8594, WICKED GREMLIN 8576, SADIE SHEPARD
8590, WOHP DUH 4615, CALCULATED 8503, HARVEY HAMSTER 8647, and HAMBONE WILLIE 8663.
The least popular fighter this week was OSCAR OCELOT 8646. The other ten least
popular fighters were PHOENIX 8595, CRIS 8402, WOHP-A WOHP-A 8667, OTIS TAYLOR 8446,
FELICIA FALCON 8642, POUNCE 8615, JO ANN KELLY 8456, BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD 7356, SPICY
KITTY 8616, and WALDO WOMBAT 8601.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ODESSA HARRIS (3-8531) THE BLUES 3 (735)