DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/08/2025 Duedate: 05/21/2025
OSKSI ARENA
DM 3 TURN 1042
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WOHP YOUR TOE!
WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
(3-4169) [16-7-0,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WOHP YOUR TOE! WICKED GREMLIN
WE BIG WOHPUM (77) BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
(3-4169) [16-7-0,109] (3-8576) [4-0-0,64]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
GIBRALTER GIBRALTER
BANGERS & MASH (752) BANGERS & MASH (752)
(3-8438) [16-15-2,97] (3-8438) [16-15-2,97]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PET SHOP BOYS (757)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CATASTROPHIES (754) 31
2. THE BLUES 3 (735) 31 OLDTIMERS (749)
3. GAMES LIBRARY (340) 23 Unchartered Team
4. VALLEY OF KINGS (118) 23
5. THE COUSINS (57) 22 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 5 1 0 83.3 1/ 2 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 8 3 0
2/ 2 OLDTIMERS (749) 93 39 1 70.5 2/ 6 THE BLUES 3 (735) 7 6 0
3- 3 THE ENDLESS (736) 13 9 0 59.1 3/ 4 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 6 3 0
4/ 4 VALLEY OF KINGS (118) 272 210 14 56.4 4/13 CATASTROPHIES (754) 5 2 0
5/ 5 THE BLUES 3 (735) 122 106 10 53.5 5/ 7 VALLEY OF KINGS (118) 5 4 2
6/ 6 BANGERS & MASH (752) 81 73 4 52.6 6/10 MMM BEER 4 (685) 5 5 1
7- 7 ROCK BOTTOM (720) 191 178 8 51.8 7/15 BANGERS & MASH (752) 5 5 0
8- 8 WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750) 16 15 0 51.6 8/ 5 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 5 7 0
9/ 9 CATASTROPHIES (754) 52 49 0 51.5 9/11 THE COUSINS (57) 5 8 0
10/11 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 184 193 3 48.8 10- 1 ROCK BOTTOM (720) 4 3 0
11/10 WISCONSIN BEER (741) 19 21 0 47.5 11/ 8 OLDTIMERS (749) 4 3 0
12/13 MMM BEER 4 (685) 98 114 6 46.2 12/ 9 MUSCLE MEN (634) 3 5 1
13/12 MUSCLE MEN (634) 42 50 4 45.7 13-12 WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750) 2 0 0
14/15 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 40 53 0 43.0 14/16*BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 2 0 0
15/14 THE COUSINS (57) 110 148 7 42.6 15-14 THE ENDLESS (736) 1 1 0
16/16 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1275 1815 34 41.3 16/ 3*ADVENTURE TIME (762) 1 13 0
17/17*ADVENTURE TIME (762) 6 13 2 31.6 17/17 WISCONSIN BEER (741) 0 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
18/ 0*WRATHMEN 23-11 (755) 0 1 0 0.0 18/ 0*WRATHMEN 23-11 (755) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I disavowed Pectoralis too.
On that note, we're outta here.
-- DM Flim Flam
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, OSKSI? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, ROCK BOTTOM, since PET SHOP
BOYS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Look out below!
ADVENTURE TIME is on the way down, falling to 16th from 3rd with a 0-4-0! Ha ha ha
ha! CATASTROPHIES turned their 2-1-0 turn into a 4th place rank in the listings this
turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Now let's all watch THE
BLUES 3's heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big
talk, big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see WICKED GREMLIN win a
fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, WICKED GREMLIN beat STRAIGHT SHIFT and
STRAIGHT SHIFT lost 16 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and
inability to defend the throne, FLIM FLAM has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start
setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as WOHP YOUR
TOE! takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh.
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys
win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. PET
SHOP BOYS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.
Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was BANGERS & MASH. Ha ha ha ha!
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, WOHP DUH was this turn's most challenged warrior.
Watch that ego swell, sports fans. I guess I can give a little credit to TOASTIE of
BANGERS & MASH for challenging up by 18 to JO ANN KELLY. TOASTIE lost to get 37
points of recognition.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Bye bye, warrior, bye bye... MADAME
BULLDOG, a glorious 17-39-0 fighter, has passed away. Gee, too bad GAMES LIBRARY.
And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, ZYGOMATICUS of MUSCLE MEN has
added the final loss to hers 2-9-2. Tee hee! Titanium shields and bamboo daggers,
guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in OSKSI to get a drink than The Elefont! Any
suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off
like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see the crowds are getting restless, I must
leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOHP YOUR TOE! 4169 16 7 0 109 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OSIRIS 8467 10 5 1 108 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
SADIE SHEPARD 8590 8 0 0 102 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
-GOD OF THUNDER 8377 21 24 0 101 ROCK BOTTOM (720)
CATATTACK! 8495 15 13 0 98 CATASTROPHIES (754)
DARLINE KOE 8353 19 32 1 97 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
GIBRALTER 8438 16 15 2 97 BANGERS & MASH (752)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MCGINTY 8474 16 2 1 97 BANGERS & MASH (752)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELECTRIC SOUL 8299 19 16 0 88 WISCONSIN BEER (741)
DAISY MAE 8354 18 33 0 87 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
OTIS TAYLOR 8446 15 13 1 83 THE BLUES 3 (735)
TRILLIUM 7980 9 5 1 83 MMM BEER 4 (685)
WOHP DUH 4615 13 7 0 79 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
PORKY 8436 18 13 0 78 BANGERS & MASH (752)
-LUCIENNE 8273 10 3 0 75 THE ENDLESS (736)
TYPEWRITER 8401 18 5 1 69 OLDTIMERS (749)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CALCULATED 8503 7 20 0 64 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
WICKED GREMLIN 8576 4 0 0 64 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
KHONSU 8502 4 1 1 62 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
KIWI 8541 7 7 0 59 MMM BEER 4 (685)
-BOOMERANG 8500 16 9 0 57 ROCK BOTTOM (720)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JO ANN KELLY 8456 15 11 0 56 THE BLUES 3 (735)
ODESSA HARRIS 8531 12 7 1 56 THE BLUES 3 (735)
WINDY WOHP 8555 8 8 0 45 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
STRAIGHT SHIFT 8572 7 2 0 41 OLDTIMERS (749)
RECTUS FEMORIS 8558 7 9 0 39 MUSCLE MEN (634)
-BAREFOOT 8487 10 5 0 38 OLDTIMERS (749)
POT BELLY PETE 8525 9 11 0 38 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
MCOATFACE 8475 8 10 1 38 BANGERS & MASH (752)
KING TUT 8537 9 10 0 37 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
TOASTIE 8561 4 3 0 37 BANGERS & MASH (752)
KING SUE 8560 3 1 2 36 MMM BEER 4 (685)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALDO WOMBAT 8601 5 1 0 33 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
KHUFU 8598 2 0 1 30 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
CRIS 8402 6 3 0 29 THE COUSINS (57)
RASCAL 8415 6 4 0 26 THE COUSINS (57)
-SPANKING 8591 3 0 0 25 OLDTIMERS (749)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ENCHANTED STARLIGHT 8602 1 4 0 20 ROCK BOTTOM (720)
BUMBLE BEE SLIM 8617 2 0 0 17 THE BLUES 3 (735)
PHOENIX 8595 1 3 1 15 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
TEMPE 8596 1 3 0 14 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
SOMEBURROS 8594 1 3 0 14 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
THRUST 8622 1 1 0 13 THE COUSINS (57)
SPICY KITTY 8616 1 0 0 10 CATASTROPHIES (754)
BUDDY MOSS 8624 1 1 0 9 THE BLUES 3 (735)
ELLA FANT 8618 1 0 0 6 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
POUNCE 8615 1 2 0 5 THE COUSINS (57)
SCRITCHES 8505 0 1 0 5 WRATHMEN 23-11 (755)
MEOWCHIAVELLI 8626 0 1 0 1 CATASTROPHIES (754)
RICKY RAT 8619 0 1 0 1 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DELTA 8593 1 2 1 ADVENTURE TIME 762 ZYGOMATICUS 8578 1041
ROOM 328 8597 2 2 0 ADVENTURE TIME 762 KING SUE 8560 1042
=^O^= 8496 11 13 0 CATASTROPHIES 754 OTIS TAYLOR 8446 1038 NOT REVENGED
MADAME BULLDOG 8310 17 40 0 GAMES LIBRARY 340 OSIRIS 8467 1042
ZYGOMATICUS 8578 2 10 2 MUSCLE MEN 634 KHUFU 8598 1042
ALIVE 8554 6 7 1 ROCK BOTTOM 720 ZYGOMATICUS 8578 1038 REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
POUNCE 8604 0 1 0 THE COUSINS 57 DELTA 8593 1039 REVENGED
RULE BREAKER 8297 0 1 0 WISCONSIN BEER 741 LORD ISKOVEN 1042 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RULE BREAKER was butchered by LORD ISKOVEN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GIBRALTER viciously subdued WOHP DUH in a exciting 5 minute expert's Challenge battle.
PORKY was viciously subdued by DARLINE KOE in a 3 minute master's Challenge brawl.
TYPEWRITER luckily beat KHONSU in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge competition.
RECTUS FEMORIS was overpowered by CALCULATED in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
TOASTIE was bested by JO ANN KELLY in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
KING TUT was savagely defeated by WINDY WOHP in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
RASCAL was vanquished by WALDO WOMBAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CRIS vanquished PHOENIX in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THRUST savagely defeated SOMEBURROS in a 1 minute gory Challenge melee.
POUNCE was savagely defeated by BUDDY MOSS in a 2 minute novice's Challenge match.
MCGINTY overcame CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 3 minute brutal contest.
TRILLIUM was savagely defeated by CATATTACK! in a popular 2 minute bloody brawl.
WOHP YOUR TOE! viciously subdued ELECTRIC SOUL in a 2 minute expert's Title fight.
SADIE SHEPARD won victory over OTIS TAYLOR in a exciting 1 minute bloody fray.
OSIRIS butchered MADAME BULLDOG in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DAISY MAE beat KIWI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
STRAIGHT SHIFT was overpowered by WICKED GREMLIN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
POT BELLY PETE was overpowered by ODESSA HARRIS in a 2 minute uneven fight.
ROOM 328 was savagely slain by KING SUE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome bout.
MCOATFACE handily defeated TEMPE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ZYGOMATICUS was savagely slain by KHUFU in a 2 minute gory fight.
BUMBLE BEE SLIM vanquished SCRITCHES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RICKY RAT was vanquished by SPICY KITTY in a 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ELLA FANT won victory over MEOWCHIAVELLI in a 3 minute beginner's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 1 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 18 - 2 61 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 17 - 2 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 21 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 AIMED BLOW 43 - 39 - 1 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 44 - 3 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 15 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 42 - 2 34 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 26 - 0 33 |
Turn 1042 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK WOHP YOUR TOE! 4169 16 7 0 109 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
SLASHING ATTACK OSIRIS 8467 10 5 1 108 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
WALL OF STEEL MCGINTY 8474 16 2 1 97 BANGERS & MASH (752)
AIMED BLOW ELECTRIC SOUL 8299 19 16 0 88 WISCONSIN BEER (741)
TOTAL PARRY WOHP DUH 4615 13 7 0 79 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ODESSA HARRIS 8531 12 7 1 56 THE BLUES 3 (735)
BASHING ATTACK TOASTIE 8561 4 3 0 37 BANGERS & MASH (752)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GIBRALTER 8438. The most popular warrior this turn
was GIBRALTER 8438. The ten other most popular fighters were KHONSU 8502, WOHP YOUR
TOE! 4169, DARLINE KOE 8353, WINDY WOHP 8555, PHOENIX 8595, CATATTACK! 8495, JO ANN
KELLY 8456, BUDDY MOSS 8624, KHUFU 8598, and TOASTIE 8561.
The least popular fighter this week was RICKY RAT 8619. The other ten least popular
fighters were SCRITCHES 8505, TEMPE 8596, MADAME BULLDOG 8310, OTIS TAYLOR 8446,
SOMEBURROS 8594, RASCAL 8415, RECTUS FEMORIS 8558, PORKY 8436, RULE BREAKER 8297, and
MEOWCHIAVELLI 8626.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FLIM FLAM (3-8425) WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750)