DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/15/2026    Duedate: 01/28/2026

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1060

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BUDDY MOSS
THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8624) [15-5-1,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BUDDY MOSS                     POSITION IS EMPTY
THE BLUES 3 (735)              
(3-8624) [15-5-1,102]          

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

GIBRALTER                      WALDO WOMBAT
BANGERS & MASH (752)           PET SHOP BOYS (757)
(3-8438) [20-21-2,89]          (3-8601) [13-11-0,80]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE BLUES 3 (735)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BANGERS & MASH (752)          62 
2. THE BLUES 3 (735)             35    BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
3. ADVENTURE TIME (762)          23    Unchartered Team
4. BAD BOURBON 5 (760)           10 
5. GAMES LIBRARY (340)           1     DARK AMAZEMENT (670)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       14   8  1 63.6   1/ 3 THE BLUES 3 (735)         9  5 0
 2- 3*M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        14  11  0 56.0   2/ 1 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       7  8 2
 3/ 4 THE BLUES 3 (735)        176 140 12 55.7   3/ 6 BANGERS & MASH (752)      6  4 1
 4/ 5 CATASTROPHIES (754)       66  61  1 52.0   4/ 4 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      6  9 0
 5/ 7 BANGERS & MASH (752)     102  96  6 51.5   5- 5*M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        4  1 0
 6/ 6 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       87  86  4 50.3   6- 2 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        4  4 0
 7- 8 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)       208 211  3 49.6   7/ 8 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       3  2 1
 8/ 9 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1280 1834 34 41.1   8/ 7 CATASTROPHIES (754)       1  2 0
 9-10 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)     8  12  1 40.0   9-10 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)    1  4 0
10/11 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      32  57  4 36.0  10/11 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  PET SHOP BOYS?  Who?  THE BLUES 3 is the top 
team these days, buddies!  WE BIG WOHPUM after a sorry 0-0-0 might want to consider 
abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues!  What's a 
move up by 3 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, 
according to BANGERS & MASH.  THE BLUES 3 posted a nice gain, to come in 1st.  
Everybody loves a winner...  BANGERS & MASH had cause to celebrate, after TOASTIE got 
21 points by beating HARVEY HAMSTER.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, PORKY 
was winsome, after beating OSCAR OCELOT and seeing him lose 16 points.  Duelmaster 
WICKED GREMLIN from BAD BOURBON 5 is going for the gold, as he Dark Arena Challenged 
DARK ARENA's BANDIT PRINCE.  Ooh, the excitement!  WICKED GREMLIN successfully staved 
off a grab for the roses by BANDIT PRINCE of DARK ARENA.  Does OSKSI have no one 
talented enough to dethrone him?  Word has it one team in OSKSI is using psychics to 
predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     And how sociable are OSKSI's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the warriors 
of THE BLUES 3 should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  As 
a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of BANGERS & MASH, so did that sorry 
team shy from THE BLUES 3 If challenges were horses, WALDO WOMBAT could open up a 
fast food joint!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  BANDIT PRINCE in the 
Dark Arena wasn't enough for WICKED GREMLIN of BAD BOURBON 5.  Maybe that certain 
serving girl(?) at The Elefont will be!  Perhaps BANGERS & MASH were the only ones 
left untouched by HARVEY HAMSTER demise.  Can anyone ever take his place?  Or do I 
exaggerate?  SOMEBURROS of ADVENTURE TIME, possessing a sorry record of 8-14-0, lost 
his last battle to FELICIA FALCON of PET SHOP BOYS.  Young warriors, take note!  Such 
is a failure's lot!  Charity is unknown in OSKSI, and rightly so.  THE BLUES 3 
exacted their revenge against PET SHOP BOYS.  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it 
slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  OSKSI, I leave you 
now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Elefont.  'Til next time-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUDDY MOSS 8624              15   5  1 102         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAWKEYE 6680                  3   0  0 121         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        
 MCGINTY 8474                 20   6  2 101         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 PORKY 8436                   21  18  0  99         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 TOASTIE 8561                  9   7  1  91         BANGERS & MASH (752)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WINDY WOHP 8555              16  13  0  90         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
 GIBRALTER 8438               20  21  2  89         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-WOHP DUH 4615                22  11  0  86         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
 OSCAR OCELOT 8646            12   2  0  84         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 PHOENIX 8595                  8  14  1  84         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601            13  11  0  80         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALCULATED 8503              10  35  0  65         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
 HAMBONE WILLIE 8663           8   4  0  65         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 MCOATFACE 8475               13  14  1  63         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 TEMPE 8596                    5  17  2  58         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
-BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD 7356       7   4  0  57         PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FELICIA FALCON 8642           6   6  3  56         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 WILLIE COBBS 8668             6   2  0  56         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
-TRAPPER 6682                  4   1  0  39         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        
 SPICY KITTY 8616              9  10  0  37         CATASTROPHIES (754)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MALL WALKER 8651              6   2  0  37         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SGT. ZELMO ZANE 6681          4   1  0  32         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        
-WOHP WOHP TUBETOP 8610        4   2  0  26         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
-HOTLIPS 6679                  3   2  0  24         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALDI 8628                     2   6  0  20         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 BIG JOHN WRENCHER 8683        1   0  0  13         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 MOOSE ALINI 8674              1   2  1  12         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
-WIFFLE WOHP 8676              2   0  0   9         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
 CAREY BELL 8675               0   4  0   4         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SOMEBURROS 8594         8 14 0 ADVENTURE TIME 762   FELICIA FALCON 8642   1060  
DA3 8688                0  1 0 BAD BOURBON 5 760    SPYMASTER             1060 NONE
HARVEY HAMSTER 8647     8  4 0 PET SHOP BOYS 757    TOASTIE 8561          1060  
JIMMY MCCRACKLIN 8682   0  1 0 THE BLUES 3 735      MOOSE ALINI 8674      1059 JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WICKED GREMLIN viciously butchered BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA3 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HAMBONE WILLIE demolished MOOSE ALINI in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
MCGINTY devastated WALDO WOMBAT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
WILLIE COBBS overpowered SPICY KITTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MCOATFACE bested CALCULATED in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
CAREY BELL was devastated by ALDI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
OSCAR OCELOT was unbelievably bested by PORKY in a dull 18 minute gruesome fight.
BUDDY MOSS viciously subdued GIBRALTER in a popular 1 minute expert's Title duel.
TOASTIE slaughtered HARVEY HAMSTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PHOENIX beat VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's melee.
MALL WALKER was savagely defeated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute brutal match.
SOMEBURROS was butchered by FELICIA FALCON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TEMPE devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BIG JOHN WRENCHER handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  12 -  0      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  39 -  3      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  22 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  17 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  19 -  2      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  1      25  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 1060 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BUDDY MOSS 8624            15   5  1  102 THE BLUES 3 (735)
WALL OF STEEL    MCGINTY 8474               20   6  2  101 BANGERS & MASH (752)
TOTAL PARRY      PORKY 8436                 21  18  0   99 BANGERS & MASH (752)
BASHING ATTACK   TOASTIE 8561                9   7  1   91 BANGERS & MASH (752)
SLASHING ATTACK  HAMBONE WILLIE 8663         8   4  0   65 THE BLUES 3 (735)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GIBRALTER 8438.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WALDO WOMBAT 8601.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUDDY MOSS 8624, 
FELICIA FALCON 8642, MCGINTY 8474, PHOENIX 8595, TEMPE 8596, WILLIE COBBS 8668, 
MCOATFACE 8475, ALDI 8628, BIG JOHN WRENCHER 8683, and HAMBONE WILLIE 8663.

The least popular fighter this week was OSCAR OCELOT 8646.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PORKY 8436, SOMEBURROS 8594, MALL WALKER 8651, HARVEY HAMSTER 
8647, CAREY BELL 8675, SPICY KITTY 8616, MOOSE ALINI 8674, DA3 8688, TOASTIE 8561, 
and GIBRALTER 8438.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WICKED GREMLIN (3-8576) BAD BOURBON 5 (760)