DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 10/09/2025 Duedate: 10/22/2025 OSKSI ARENA DM 3 TURN 1053 This Week's Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS JO ANN KELLY THE BLUES 3 (735) (3-8456) [21-16-0,115] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader JO ANN KELLY BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD THE BLUES 3 (735) PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) (3-8456) [21-16-0,115] (3-7356) [4-3-0,45] Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite OTIS TAYLOR KING SUE THE BLUES 3 (735) MMM BEER 4 (685) (3-8446) [20-19-1,90] (3-8560) [7-2-2,78] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE BLUES 3 (735) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. ADVENTURE TIME (762) 35 2. THE BLUES 3 (735) 26 THE BLUES 3 (735) 3. THE COUSINS (57) 26 Unchartered Team 4. MMM BEER 4 (685) 19 5. PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 14 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 10 3 0 76.9 1/ 2 THE BLUES 3 (735) 10 5 0 2- 3 VALLEY OF KINGS (118) 277 216 15 56.2 2/ 1 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 9 6 1 3/ 4 THE BLUES 3 (735) 154 128 12 54.6 3/ 3 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 5 4 0 4/ 5 CATASTROPHIES (754) 63 57 1 52.5 4/ 9 THE COUSINS (57) 4 4 0 5/ 7 THE ENDLESS (736) 15 14 0 51.7 5/10 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 4 7 0 6- 6 BANGERS & MASH (752) 92 88 5 51.1 6- 4 BANGERS & MASH (752) 3 2 0 7/ 8*PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 4 4 0 50.0 7/ 6 CATASTROPHIES (754) 2 1 0 8/ 9 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 69 71 2 49.3 8- 8 BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 2 1 0 9/10 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 197 204 3 49.1 9/11*PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 2 2 0 10/ 0 MMM BEER 4 (685) 104 124 6 45.6 10/ 7 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1 2 0 11/11 THE COUSINS (57) 126 161 8 43.9 11/12 THE ENDLESS (736) 1 2 0 12/12 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1279 1828 34 41.2 12/ 0 MMM BEER 4 (685) 0 3 0 13/13 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 19 35 4 35.2 13-13 VALLEY OF KINGS (118) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Much has changed in OSKSI since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Woof! PET SHOP BOYS were a bunch of dogs after THE BLUES 3 got through with 'em! 2nd ain't so sweet as 1st! Up 'n down. Up 'n down. Rankings always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm gonna be... Well, THE COUSINS' 4th moved them up to 2-1-0 place. What's with POUNCE? He actually beat GAMES LIBRARY's CALCULATED, and walked away with 18 more points from the fight. Major screwup at PET SHOP BOYS. OSCAR OCELOT lost 10 points to SOMEBURROS. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe OSCAR OCELOT will provide more easy wins... Another fighter (JO ANN KELLY 21-16-0) challenged another Duelmaster (SADIE SHEPARD 15-4-0). Life goes on. I can barely restrain my enthusiam for THE BLUES 3's outstanding member, Duelmaster JO ANN KELLY. I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough! If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. How well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, BANGERS & MASH! The bums at THE COUSINS couldn't face the challenges from BANGERS & MASH! No excuse for that! What do people see in CALCULATED? His 9-29-0? GAMES LIBRARY ain't talkin', but he's got 56 points. RASCAL of THE COUSINS knows how to pick 'em. He challenged OTIS TAYLOR of THE BLUES 3 who is up by 19. Now was this a wise move? RASCAL perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was beat by OTIS TAYLOR and ended up with 68 recognition points. A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters don't accept this. The best do. Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note! Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. OSKSI is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JO ANN KELLY 8456 21 16 0 115 THE BLUES 3 (735) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WOHP DUH 4615 19 9 0 108 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) -WICKED GREMLIN 8576 8 1 0 107 BAD BOURBON 5 (760) SADIE SHEPARD 8590 15 4 0 99 PET SHOP BOYS (757) LUCIENNE 8273 12 6 0 97 THE ENDLESS (736) -KHONSU 8502 6 3 2 93 VALLEY OF KINGS (118) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OTIS TAYLOR 8446 20 19 1 90 THE BLUES 3 (735) -GIBRALTER 8438 19 18 2 89 BANGERS & MASH (752) -MCGINTY 8474 18 5 2 84 BANGERS & MASH (752) -PORKY 8436 19 17 0 82 BANGERS & MASH (752) KING SUE 8560 7 2 2 78 MMM BEER 4 (685) BUDDY MOSS 8624 10 3 1 74 THE BLUES 3 (735) RASCAL 8415 10 8 0 68 THE COUSINS (57) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MCOATFACE 8475 11 12 1 64 BANGERS & MASH (752) POUNCE 8615 7 4 0 60 THE COUSINS (57) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CALCULATED 8503 9 29 0 56 GAMES LIBRARY (340) SOMEBURROS 8594 7 8 0 55 ADVENTURE TIME (762) -TOASTIE 8561 6 6 0 55 BANGERS & MASH (752) WINDY WOHP 8555 12 12 0 54 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) WALDO WOMBAT 8601 10 7 0 52 PET SHOP BOYS (757) CRIS 8402 11 4 0 48 THE COUSINS (57) BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD 7356 4 3 0 45 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) OSCAR OCELOT 8646 6 1 0 40 PET SHOP BOYS (757) PHOENIX 8595 4 11 1 39 ADVENTURE TIME (762) HARVEY HAMSTER 8647 4 1 0 39 PET SHOP BOYS (757) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TEMPE 8596 4 11 2 37 ADVENTURE TIME (762) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FELICIA FALCON 8642 3 2 2 31 PET SHOP BOYS (757) SPICY KITTY 8616 6 6 0 26 CATASTROPHIES (754) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HAMBONE WILLIE 8663 2 3 0 10 THE BLUES 3 (735) MALL WALKER 8651 1 0 0 9 ADVENTURE TIME (762) WILLIE COBBS 8668 1 0 0 5 THE BLUES 3 (735) ALDI 8628 0 1 0 5 ADVENTURE TIME (762) WOHP-A WOHP-A 8667 0 4 0 4 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? COORS 8653 0 1 0 MMM BEER 4 685 DARK CHAMPION 1053 NONE ZIMA 8652 0 1 0 MMM BEER 4 685 BLACK ORC 1053 NONE ROYAL ROGUE 7360 0 1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS! 667 HIGH ELF 1053 NONE PERSONAL ADS Hambone Willie -- Hambone hambone where you been, around the corner back again. Yep I had to do it. "Around the corner Back Again" -- Wohp-A Wohp-A Someburros -- I am unsure if that's two or three times. That was a close one. Last time there were two clashes, this time there were 3. I feel you are getting better, or I am getting worse? -- Windy Wohp KHONSU -- I AM A BETTER TEACHER THAN YOU! -- WOHP DUH LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ZIMA was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. COORS was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. ROYAL ROGUE was narrowly killed by HIGH ELF in a 4 minute brutal Dark Arena melee. JO ANN KELLY narrowly defeated SADIE SHEPARD in a 3 minute Challenge Title duel. RASCAL was defeated by OTIS TAYLOR in a 2 minute Challenge match. WINDY WOHP was devastated by BUDDY MOSS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. CRIS outlasted HARVEY HAMSTER in a 10 minute Challenge struggle. POUNCE overpowered CALCULATED in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl. HAMBONE WILLIE was handily defeated by PHOENIX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. WOHP DUH unbelievably bested KING SUE in a popular 4 minute gruesome duel. LUCIENNE vanquished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD beat TEMPE in a 2 minute melee. OSCAR OCELOT was beaten by SOMEBURROS in a 2 minute fight. WALDO WOMBAT demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match. SPICY KITTY handily defeated WOHP-A WOHP-A in a 1 minute one-sided contest. FELICIA FALCON demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. MALL WALKER overcame PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a crowd boring 3 minute novice's conflict. ALDI was defeated by WILLIE COBBS in a 1 minute beginner's struggle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 13 - 0 67 | |SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 11 - 1 62 | |TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 30 - 5 57 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 1 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 26 - 3 49 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 14 - 1 44 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 18 - 1 44 | |AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 15 - 0 40 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 9 - 0 10 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 1053 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY JO ANN KELLY 8456 21 16 0 115 THE BLUES 3 (735) SLASHING ATTACK SADIE SHEPARD 8590 15 4 0 99 PET SHOP BOYS (757) WALL OF STEEL OTIS TAYLOR 8446 20 19 1 90 THE BLUES 3 (735) LUNGING ATTACK KING SUE 8560 7 2 2 78 MMM BEER 4 (685) PARRY-RIPOSTE RASCAL 8415 10 8 0 68 THE COUSINS (57) STRIKING ATTACK HARVEY HAMSTER 8647 4 1 0 39 PET SHOP BOYS (757) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is OTIS TAYLOR 8446. The most popular warrior this turn was KING SUE 8560. The ten other most popular fighters were SADIE SHEPARD 8590, ROYAL ROGUE 7360, JO ANN KELLY 8456, HARVEY HAMSTER 8647, SOMEBURROS 8594, OTIS TAYLOR 8446, POUNCE 8615, PHOENIX 8595, WOHP DUH 4615, and LUCIENNE 8273. The least popular fighter this week was CRIS 8402. The other ten least popular fighters were MALL WALKER 8651, WOHP-A WOHP-A 8667, OSCAR OCELOT 8646, HAMBONE WILLIE 8663, CALCULATED 8503, WINDY WOHP 8555, COORS 8653, ALDI 8628, WALDO WOMBAT 8601, and RASCAL 8415. NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. THUMBSCREW (2-2622) IN COLD BLOOD (329) YORKE (7-6040) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) LUNACY (60-9545) HORRID INSTANITY (716) MR. CARTER (72-10604) PORKY'S REVENGE (1415) SCHNOOKLEWUGGY (84-16559) SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926) DOLEMITE (85-24265) HOWLIN' CLASSICS (4686) EXTERMINATOR (86-1006) HOWLING GRIBBLE (171) FRED SAVAGE CEO (86-18759) THE PURGE 249 (3461) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes