DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2026    Duedate: 04/08/2026

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1065

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WALDO WOMBAT
PET SHOP BOYS (757)
(3-8601) [16-13-0,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WALDO WOMBAT                   BABA YAGA
PET SHOP BOYS (757)            AM I EVIL? (765)
(3-8601) [16-13-0,99]          (3-8698) [4-0-1,62]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PHOENIX                        POUNCE
ADVENTURE TIME (762)           THE COUSINS (57)
(3-8595) [8-19-1,80]           (3-8615) [8-8-0,65]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE BLUES 3 (735)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PET SHOP BOYS (757)           28 
2. AM I EVIL? (765)              22    THE BLUES 3 (735)
3. THE COUSINS (57)              19    Unchartered Team
4. THE BLUES 3 (735)             13 
5. ADVENTURE TIME (762)          -2    AM I EVIL? (765)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*AM I EVIL? (765)           4   2  1 66.7   1/ 2 THE BLUES 3 (735)         9  6 0
 2- 3 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)    277 217 15 56.1   2- 1 BANGERS & MASH (752)      8  2 0
 3- 4*M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        15  12  0 55.6   3/ 3 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       7  5 0
 4/ 5 THE BLUES 3 (735)        189 152 12 55.4   4/ 4*AM I EVIL? (765)          3  2 1
 5- 6 BANGERS & MASH (752)     112 101  6 52.6   5/ 9 THE COUSINS (57)          2  4 0
 6/ 7 CATASTROPHIES (754)       68  64  2 51.5   6/ 5 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      2 10 0
 7/ 8 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       97  96  4 50.3   7- 7*M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        1  1 0
 8/ 9 THE COUSINS (57)         130 167  8 43.8   8/ 8 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       1  2 0
 9/10 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1282 1837 34 41.1   9/ 6 CATASTROPHIES (754)       1  2 0
10/11 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      39  70  5 35.8  10-11 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to OSKSI once again!  Bein' on top is great while it lasts, BANGERS 
& MASH.  But how many friends do you have now?  Ya gotta be quick on yer feet!  Keep 
your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out the pain!  THE COUSINS is now ranked 
5th with a 1-1-0 turn.  Some people say I ramble too much, I don't say anything 
relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well PET SHOP BOYS moved up 0, to 3rd.  
What's with BABA YAGA?  He actually beat ADVENTURE TIME's TEMPE, and walked away with 
17 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at THE COUSINS while they watched 
RASCAL clobber SPICY KITTY.  She lost 14 points and got bruised from objects thrown 
from the stands.  What a role model for OSKSI's young 'uns!  PORKY becomes 
Duelmaster, but don't bother to fight no more!  I can barely restrain my enthusiam 
for PET SHOP BOYS' outstanding member, Duelmaster WALDO WOMBAT.  I suppose you want 
to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was THE BLUES 3.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at THE 
COUSINS ain't reelin'!  THE BLUES 3's mad!  How well I know the feeling of being the 
most challenged warrior, CALCULATED!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to 
haunt you.  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that LOUIS 
JORDAN gets in.  He fights people like ALLIE GATOR, 9 points below.  I thought LOUIS 
JORDAN showed great skill and promise when he was overcame by ALLIE GATOR.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Warriors of OSKSI unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Here's some advice: 
study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601            16  13  0  99         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PORKY 8436                   24  18  0 109         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 OSCAR OCELOT 8646            16   3  0  92         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RASCAL 8415                  13  10  0  90         THE COUSINS (57)          
 HAMBONE WILLIE 8663          10   7  0  90         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 PHOENIX 8595                  8  19  1  80         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 CALCULATED 8503              12  38  0  74         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
 SPICY KITTY 8616             11  13  1  70         CATASTROPHIES (754)       
-TOASTIE 8561                 10   9  1  69         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-MCOATFACE 8475               15  15  1  68         BANGERS & MASH (752)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILLIE COBBS 8668             8   5  0  66         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 POUNCE 8615                   8   8  0  65         THE COUSINS (57)          
 BABA YAGA 8698                4   0  1  62         AM I EVIL? (765)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEMPE 8596                    7  20  2  55         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 MALL WALKER 8651              9   4  0  54         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
-TRAPPER 6682                  4   2  0  41         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        
 ALDI 8628                     4   9  1  36         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
-SGT. ZELMO ZANE 6681          5   1  0  35         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704         2   2  0  31         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 ALLIE GATOR 8689              2   1  0  24         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOOSE ALINI 8674              2   6  1  17         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 CAREY BELL 8675               3   6  0  16         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUIS JORDAN 8711             1   1  0   4         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BODY COUNT 1 8702       0  1 0 AM I EVIL? 765       DARK CHAMPION         1065 NONE
FELICIA FALCON 8642     6  8 3 PET SHOP BOYS 757    SPICY KITTY 8616      1062 REVENGED
BIG JOHN WRENCHE 8683   1  1 0 THE BLUES 3 735      ALDI 8628             1061 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BODY COUNT 1 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HAMBONE WILLIE demolished CALCULATED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CAREY BELL was overpowered by ALDI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
BLIND JOHN DAVIS devastated MOOSE ALINI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LOUIS JORDAN was devastated by ALLIE GATOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
WALDO WOMBAT overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
SPICY KITTY was handily defeated by RASCAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PHOENIX lost to OSCAR OCELOT in a action packed 1 minute duel.
MALL WALKER lost to WILLIE COBBS in a 2 minute fight.
POUNCE lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
TEMPE was overpowered by BABA YAGA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  11 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  15 -  1      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  41 -  3      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  19 -  2      32  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  16 -  0      30  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 1065 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    WALDO WOMBAT 8601          16  13  0   99 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
TOTAL PARRY      OSCAR OCELOT 8646          16   3  0   92 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RASCAL 8415                13  10  0   90 THE COUSINS (57)
SLASHING ATTACK  HAMBONE WILLIE 8663        10   7  0   90 THE BLUES 3 (735)
LUNGING ATTACK   WILLIE COBBS 8668           8   5  0   66 THE BLUES 3 (735)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PHOENIX 8595.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was POUNCE 8615.  The ten other most popular fighters were WILLIE COBBS 8668, BLIND 
JOHN DAVIS 8704, WALDO WOMBAT 8601, ALLIE GATOR 8689, PHOENIX 8595, OSCAR OCELOT 
8646, BABA YAGA 8698, BODY COUNT 1 8702, HAMBONE WILLIE 8663, and ALDI 8628.

The least popular fighter this week was TEMPE 8596.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MALL WALKER 8651, SPICY KITTY 8616, LOUIS JORDAN 8711, CAREY BELL 8675, 
CALCULATED 8503, RASCAL 8415, MOOSE ALINI 8674, ALDI 8628, HAMBONE WILLIE 8663, and 
BODY COUNT 1 8702.