DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/21/2026    Duedate: 06/03/2026

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1069

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HAMBONE WILLIE
THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8663) [12-9-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HAMBONE WILLIE                 LLOYD
THE BLUES 3 (735)              LLOYDS (763)
(3-8663) [12-9-0,114]          (3-8634) [3-1-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PHOENIX                        HAMBONE WILLIE
ADVENTURE TIME (762)           THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8595) [9-22-1,77]           (3-8663) [12-9-0,114]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PET SHOP BOYS (757)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BANGERS & MASH (752)          24 
2. THE BLUES 3 (735)             23    VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
3. VALLEY OF KINGS (118)         13    Unchartered Team
4. PET SHOP BOYS (757)           12 
5. LLOYDS (763)                  9     LLOYDS (763)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*LLOYDS (763)               5   2  0 71.4   1/ 3 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       6  9 0
 2/ 3 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)    280 219 15 56.1   2- 1 THE COUSINS (57)          5  5 0
 3/ 4 THE BLUES 3 (735)        196 165 13 54.3   3/ 5 BANGERS & MASH (752)      5  5 0
 4/ 5 BANGERS & MASH (752)     118 110  6 51.8   4/ 2 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      5  7 0
 5/ 6 CATASTROPHIES (754)       70  66  2 51.5   5/ 4 THE BLUES 3 (735)         5 10 1
 6/ 7 PET SHOP BOYS (757)      105 107  4 49.5   6/ 6 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     3  2 0
 7- 8 THE COUSINS (57)         138 174  8 44.2   7/ 7*LLOYDS (763)              2  0 0
 8/ 9 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1284 1839 34 41.1   8/10 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       2  1 0
 9/10 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      45  80  5 36.0   9- 9*CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)   1  1 0
10-11*CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)    1   2  0 33.3  10/11 CATASTROPHIES (754)       1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail OSKSI!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as THE COUSINS is pushed out 
of top team by PET SHOP BOYS, who came from 3rd with a 3-2-0 this turn.  And let's 
see, CAREY BELL fought ALDI and gained 24 points and contributed to THE BLUES 3's 
2-3-1.  TEMPE has lost to TOASTIE, falling 9 points, while helping make ADVENTURE 
TIME a 0-4-0 turn.  HAMBONE WILLIE challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, 
attempting to dethrone PET SHOP BOYS' warrior.  And not without some honor, HAMBONE 
WILLIE now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of OSKSI.  Tell me, is nothing 
sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Elefont uses trolls in 
their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  I also notice that the PET SHOP 
BOYS stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on OSKSI, what are you afraid 
of?  And guess who avoided PET SHOP BOYS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
BANGERS & MASH.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was 
CATASTROPHIES' warrior SPICY KITTY.  More fighters challenged her than challenged the 
Duelmaster!   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  I guess it was coming sooner or later, ADVENTURE TIME has lost ALDI, 
and OSKSI is bound to miss it.  For a little while, at least.  A brave warrior does 
not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  
Consider well.   
     I like this place, OSKSI, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in OSKSI, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMBONE WILLIE 8663          12   9  0 114         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KHONSU 8502                   7   3  2 109         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
-RASCAL 8415                  16  10  0 101         THE COUSINS (57)          
-POUNCE 8615                  10   9  0 100         THE COUSINS (57)          
 PORKY 8436                   25  20  0  99         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 OSCAR OCELOT 8646            19   4  0  94         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 TOASTIE 8561                 12  10  1  91         BANGERS & MASH (752)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALCULATED 8503              14  40  0  87         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601            18  15  0  84         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 PHOENIX 8595                  9  22  1  77         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 TEMPE 8596                    8  23  2  71         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 MCOATFACE 8475               16  17  1  70         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 SPICY KITTY 8616             13  15  1  69         CATASTROPHIES (754)       
-CRIS 8402                    14   4  0  68         THE COUSINS (57)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAREY BELL 8675               6   7  1  56         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 MALL WALKER 8651             11   6  0  53         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 WILLIE COBBS 8668             8   9  0  48         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 LLOYD 8634                    3   1  0  42         LLOYDS (763)              

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALLIE GATOR 8689              4   3  0  31         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 OSIRIS 8662                   2   0  0  30         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
-KHUFU 8598                    4   2  1  26         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
 SLOWMO 8725                   2   0  0  25         BANGERS & MASH (752)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOOSE ALINI 8674              2  10  1  21         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 LOUIS JORDAN 8711             3   3  0  18         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 LANDO LEMUR 8705              1   2  0  17         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704         2   6  0  12         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SAZREK 8695                   1   1  0  12         CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ALDI 8628               6 11 1 ADVENTURE TIME 762   CAREY BELL 8675       1069  
ANGER 8729              0  1 0 BANGERS & MASH 752   WURM KIN              1069 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANGER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HAMBONE WILLIE bested OSCAR OCELOT in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
TOASTIE overpowered TEMPE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
WILLIE COBBS was devastated by SPICY KITTY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LOUIS JORDAN was demolished by LLOYD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SLOWMO vanquished BLIND JOHN DAVIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PORKY beat PHOENIX in a popular 3 minute master's brawl.
CALCULATED handily defeated MALL WALKER in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
MCOATFACE was viciously subdued by WALDO WOMBAT in a 2 minute gruesome expert's fight.
ALDI was assassinated by CAREY BELL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OSIRIS handily defeated MOOSE ALINI in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
LANDO LEMUR demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ALLIE GATOR devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  11 -  0      66  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  13 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  41 -  4      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  17 -  1      32  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  13 -  0      28  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         2 -  11 -  0      15  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 1069 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HAMBONE WILLIE 8663        12   9  0  114 THE BLUES 3 (735)
TOTAL PARRY      PORKY 8436                 25  20  0   99 BANGERS & MASH (752)
BASHING ATTACK   TOASTIE 8561               12  10  1   91 BANGERS & MASH (752)
WALL OF STEEL    WALDO WOMBAT 8601          18  15  0   84 PET SHOP BOYS (757)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PHOENIX 8595.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HAMBONE WILLIE 8663.  The ten other most popular fighters were PHOENIX 8595, 
OSIRIS 8662, CALCULATED 8503, WALDO WOMBAT 8601, TOASTIE 8561, SPICY KITTY 8616, 
SLOWMO 8725, PORKY 8436, CAREY BELL 8675, and LANDO LEMUR 8705.

The least popular fighter this week was MOOSE ALINI 8674.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ALDI 8628, BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704, LOUIS JORDAN 8711, WILLIE 
COBBS 8668, TEMPE 8596, ANGER 8729, MCOATFACE 8475, MALL WALKER 8651, LLOYD 8634, and 
OSCAR OCELOT 8646.