DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/24/2025    Duedate: 05/07/2025

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1041

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLIM FLAM
WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750)
(3-8425) [15-13-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLIM FLAM                      WICKED GREMLIN
WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750)       BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
(3-8425) [15-13-0,124]         (3-8576) [3-0-0,43]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

GOD OF THUNDER                 CALCULATED
ROCK BOTTOM (720)              GAMES LIBRARY (340)
(3-8377) [21-24-0,101]         (3-8503) [6-20-0,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ROCK BOTTOM (720)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MMM BEER 4 (685)              62 
2. VALLEY OF KINGS (118)         54    OLDTIMERS (749)
3. WE BIG WOHPUM (77)            37    Unchartered Team
4. PET SHOP BOYS (757)           32 
5. ROCK BOTTOM (720)             23    BAD BOURBON 5 (760)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BAD BOURBON 5 (760)        4   1  0 80.0   1/ 4 ROCK BOTTOM (720)         8  4 0
 2/ 1 OLDTIMERS (749)           92  38  1 70.8   2/ 1 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       6  4 0
 3/ 2 THE ENDLESS (736)         13   9  0 59.1   3/ 6*ADVENTURE TIME (762)      6  9 2
 4/ 3 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)    270 208 12 56.5   4/ 8 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        5  4 0
 5/ 4 THE BLUES 3 (735)        118 105 10 52.9   5/10 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       5  7 0
 6- 5 BANGERS & MASH (752)      78  71  4 52.3   6/ 2 THE BLUES 3 (735)         5  7 0
 7/ 6 ROCK BOTTOM (720)        191 178  8 51.8   7/15 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     4  3 0
 8/ 9 WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750)  16  15  0 51.6   8/ 5 OLDTIMERS (749)           4  3 0
 9/ 8 CATASTROPHIES (754)       50  48  0 51.0   9/ 3 MUSCLE MEN (634)          4  5 1
10/ 7 WISCONSIN BEER (741)      19  19  0 50.0  10/ 9 MMM BEER 4 (685)          4  6 0
11/11 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)       182 192  3 48.7  11/12 THE COUSINS (57)          4  9 0
12/12 MUSCLE MEN (634)          42  48  4 46.7  12/13 WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750)  3  0 0
13/13 MMM BEER 4 (685)          97 112  5 46.4  13/ 7 CATASTROPHIES (754)       3  3 0
14/14 THE COUSINS (57)         108 146  7 42.5  14/11 THE ENDLESS (736)         2  1 0
15/16 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       37  51  0 42.0  15-14 BANGERS & MASH (752)      2  3 0
16/15 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1272 1814 34 41.2  16/ 0*BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17/10*ADVENTURE TIME (762)       6   9  2 40.0  17/16 WISCONSIN BEER (741)      1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Once again we show that eating well and proper exercise is key to success. In order to 
develop both mind and body dig deep into discipline with all your body and soul. Yes 
you must discipline your soul for he/she who does not discipline their soul is 
soulless like a GINGER as we all know gingers are soulless thus they have it easier to 
be perfection for they need not discipline what they do not have. I have my invite and 
I Pectoralis shall enter the Arena with SH and bash tactic.

(Disavow, as manager of Muscle men I disavow all ginger related comments. I love 
Ginger ladies and hope for my next wife to be a ginger. I disavow this Muscle beach 
opinion spewed by this warrior and hereby will replace him with as many RED Heads as I 
can. this does not represent the views of Muscle Men or the greater stables connected. 
We disavow Pectoralis.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out OSKSI to see 
what's new.  Too bad, PET SHOP BOYS, but ROCK BOTTOM was just too good to be stopped. 
Uncool, MUSCLE MEN.  I mean 1-2-1 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say 
use 'em for training practice!  The guys at VALLEY OF KINGS like really pulled 
together to get a 3-2-0 this turn, moving up by 8.  One team deserves special mention 
'cause they moved up 4 after going 3-0-0.  Keep it up, WE BIG WOHPUM!  MVP award for 
SADIE SHEPARD?  PET SHOP BOYS' proud of her after beating CATATTACK! and getting 26 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  CATATTACK! got smashed by SADIE SHEPARD, 
and lost 31 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!  
FLIM FLAM knows this.  She was challenged by the Duelmaster.  Was that a tear I saw 
in FLIM FLAM's eye, as she took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't PECTORALIS fit to be 
tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of BANGERS & MASH 
must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something 
that I don't?  I don't know what WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT's been doing.  They certainly 
haven't been accepting many fights from BANGERS & MASH, that's fer sher.  Like, is 
ELECTRIC SOUL popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of OSKSI!  She's 
got a 19-15-0, is that good?  POUNCE must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair 
fights.  He challenged ENCHANTED STARLIGHT.  9 is a big difference.  (Well, that's 
what they tell me.) I thought POUNCE showed great skill and promise when he was 
bested by ENCHANTED STARLIGHT.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLIM FLAM 8425               15  13  0 124         WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOHP YOUR TOE! 4169          15   7  0 102         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
 GOD OF THUNDER 8377          21  24  0 101         ROCK BOTTOM (720)         
 OSIRIS 8467                   9   5  0  99         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
 SADIE SHEPARD 8590            7   0  0  98         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 TRILLIUM 7980                 9   4  1  96         MMM BEER 4 (685)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MCGINTY 8474                 15   2  1  95         BANGERS & MASH (752)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MADAME BULLDOG 8310          17  39  0  90         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
 ELECTRIC SOUL 8299           19  15  0  88         WISCONSIN BEER (741)      
 DARLINE KOE 8353             18  32  1  87         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
 WOHP DUH 4615                13   6  0  85         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
 DAISY MAE 8354               17  33  0  84         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
-GIBRALTER 8438               15  15  2  84         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-PORKY 8436                   18  12  0  82         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 OTIS TAYLOR 8446             15  12  1  82         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 CATATTACK! 8495              14  13  0  78         CATASTROPHIES (754)       
 LUCIENNE 8273                10   3  0  75         THE ENDLESS (736)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KHONSU 8502                   4   0  1  66         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
-TYPEWRITER 8401              17   5  1  57         OLDTIMERS (749)           
 BOOMERANG 8500               16   9  0  57         ROCK BOTTOM (720)         
 KIWI 8541                     7   6  0  57         MMM BEER 4 (685)          
 STRAIGHT SHIFT 8572           7   1  0  57         OLDTIMERS (749)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALCULATED 8503               6  20  0  55         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
 JO ANN KELLY 8456            14  11  0  53         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 RECTUS FEMORIS 8558           7   8  0  47         MUSCLE MEN (634)          
 POT BELLY PETE 8525           9  10  0  46         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 ODESSA HARRIS 8531           11   7  1  44         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 WICKED GREMLIN 8576           3   0  0  43         BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       
 BAREFOOT 8487                10   5  0  38         OLDTIMERS (749)           
 WINDY WOHP 8555               7   8  0  37         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
 KING TUT 8537                 9   9  0  36         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
-TOASTIE 8561                  4   2  0  35         BANGERS & MASH (752)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MCOATFACE 8475                7  10  1  33         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 ZYGOMATICUS 8578              2   9  2  33         MUSCLE MEN (634)          
 KING SUE 8560                 2   1  1  28         MMM BEER 4 (685)          
 ROOM 328 8597                 2   1  0  28         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 RASCAL 8415                   6   3  0  25         THE COUSINS (57)          
-SPANKING 8591                 3   0  0  25         OLDTIMERS (749)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601             4   1  0  23         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 CRIS 8402                     5   3  0  21         THE COUSINS (57)          
 ENCHANTED STARLIGHT 8602      1   4  0  20         ROCK BOTTOM (720)         
-MAGIC TOUCH 8611              1   0  0  20         ROCK BOTTOM (720)         
 PHOENIX 8595                  1   2  1  14         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 TEMPE 8596                    1   2  0  13         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 SOMEBURROS 8594               1   2  0  13         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 KHUFU 8598                    1   0  0  13         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
 BUMBLE BEE SLIM 8617          1   0  0  10         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 POUNCE 8615                   1   1  0   4         THE COUSINS (57)          
 BUDDY MOSS 8624               0   1  0   1         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 THRUST 8622                   0   1  0   1         THE COUSINS (57)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DELTA 8593              1  2 1 ADVENTURE TIME 762   ZYGOMATICUS 8578      1041  
=^O^= 8496             11 13 0 CATASTROPHIES 754    OTIS TAYLOR 8446      1038  
BYE 8620                0  1 0 MMM BEER 4 685       BANDIT PRINCE         1041 NONE
FRONTALIS 8556          5  6 0 MUSCLE MEN 634       ALIVE 8554            1037 REVENGED
ALIVE 8554              6  7 1 ROCK BOTTOM 720      ZYGOMATICUS 8578      1038 REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DARK 8621               0  1 0 THE COUSINS 57       SHEWISH GIANT         1041 NONE
POUNCE 8604             0  1 0 THE COUSINS 57       DELTA 8593            1039 REVENGED
PLAGUE OF TOADS 8588    1  3 0 VALLEY OF KINGS 118  SPYMASTER             1041 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PLAGUE OF TOADS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BYE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DARK was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
PECTORALIS was vanquished by FLIM FLAM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
WOHP DUH luckily beat LUCIENNE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
WOHP YOUR TOE! savagely defeated ELECTRIC SOUL in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
BAREFOOT was savagely defeated by CALCULATED in a 5 minute Challenge melee.
STRAIGHT SHIFT won victory over JO ANN KELLY in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
CRIS defeated TEMPE in a action packed 5 minute Challenge duel.
POUNCE was overpowered by ENCHANTED STARLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GOD OF THUNDER viciously subdued DAISY MAE in a exciting 2 minute veteran's bout.
=^.^= bested DARLINE KOE in a exciting 1 minute master's conflict.
MADAME BULLDOG was demolished by OSIRIS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
OTIS TAYLOR was viciously subdued by TRILLIUM in a popular 2 minute gruesome conflict.
CATATTACK! was overpowered by SADIE SHEPARD in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
RECTUS FEMORIS slimly lost to KIWI in a 2 minute brawl.
ODESSA HARRIS was devastated by KHONSU in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BOOMERANG beat POT BELLY PETE in a exciting 4 minute bout.
KING TUT was savagely defeated by WICKED GREMLIN in a 2 minute conflict.
WINDY WOHP overpowered SOMEBURROS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RASCAL was subdued by KING SUE in a 2 minute bout.
ZYGOMATICUS easily killed DELTA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WALDO WOMBAT bested PHOENIX in a 2 minute brutal bout.
ROOM 328 overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
KHUFU defeated BUDDY MOSS in a 1 minute duel.
BUMBLE BEE SLIM overpowered THRUST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  17 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        48 -  38 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  17 -  2      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  21 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  42 -  3      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  44 -  2      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  26 -  0      33  |

Turn 1041 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         7 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FLIM FLAM 8425             15  13  0  124 WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750)
LUNGING ATTACK   WOHP YOUR TOE! 4169        15   7  0  102 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
SLASHING ATTACK  OSIRIS 8467                 9   5  0   99 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
TOTAL PARRY      WOHP DUH 4615              13   6  0   85 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
WALL OF STEEL    OTIS TAYLOR 8446           15  12  1   82 THE BLUES 3 (735)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ODESSA HARRIS 8531         11   7  1   44 THE BLUES 3 (735)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GOD OF THUNDER 8377.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CALCULATED 8503.  The ten other most popular fighters were LUCIENNE 8273, 
POT BELLY PETE 8525, TEMPE 8596, WICKED GREMLIN 8576, WOHP YOUR TOE! 4169, FLIM FLAM 
8425, GOD OF THUNDER 8377, TRILLIUM 7980, KIWI 8541, and KING SUE 8560.

The least popular fighter this week was THRUST 8622.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DELTA 8593, SOMEBURROS 8594, ODESSA HARRIS 8531, MADAME BULLDOG 8310, 
BYE 8620, BUDDY MOSS 8624, ZYGOMATICUS 8578, KING TUT 8537, CATATTACK! 8495, and OTIS 
TAYLOR 8446.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FLIM FLAM (3-8425) WHAT'S THIS ABLAUT (750)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PECTORALIS (3-6941) MUSCLE MEN (634)
=^.^= (3-8494) CATASTROPHIES (754)