DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/29/2026    Duedate: 02/11/2026

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1061

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BUDDY MOSS
THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8624) [16-5-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BUDDY MOSS                     POSITION IS EMPTY
THE BLUES 3 (735)              
(3-8624) [16-5-1,117]          

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

GIBRALTER                      BUDDY MOSS
BANGERS & MASH (752)           THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8438) [21-21-2,94]          (3-8624) [16-5-1,117]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BANGERS & MASH (752)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ADVENTURE TIME (762)          26 
2. THE BLUES 3 (735)             14    THE BLUES 3 (735)
3. THE COUSINS (57)              14    Unchartered Team
4. GAMES LIBRARY (340)           10 
5. CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)       5     CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3 THE BLUES 3 (735)        178 143 12 55.5   1/ 3 BANGERS & MASH (752)      8  7 1
 2/ 4 CATASTROPHIES (754)       66  62  1 51.6   2/ 1 THE BLUES 3 (735)         8  7 0
 3/ 5 BANGERS & MASH (752)     104  99  6 51.2   3/ 0 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      7  7 1
 4/ 6 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       88  89  4 49.7   4/ 2 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       6  8 2
 5- 7 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)       208 211  3 49.6   5- 6 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        3  1 0
 6/ 0 THE COUSINS (57)         128 163  8 44.0   6/ 0 THE COUSINS (57)          2  0 0
 7/ 8 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1281 1834 34 41.1   7/10 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       1  2 0
 8- 9 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)     8  12  1 40.0   8/ 8 CATASTROPHIES (754)       1  2 0
 9/ 0 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      35  58  5 37.6   9- 9 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)    1  4 0
10/ 0*CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)    0   1  0  0.0  10/ 0*CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, OSKSI?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, THE BLUES 3, since BANGERS & 
MASH took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  GAMES LIBRARY turned 
their 1-0-0 turn into a 7th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than 
this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
WALDO WOMBAT win a fight and gain 17 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, WALDO WOMBAT beat 
TOASTIE and TOASTIE lost 15 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the 
spice of life, OSKSI may be getting bland, as BUDDY MOSS stays top dog in the city.  
The Elefont, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this 
stuff?  From OSKSI's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  PET SHOP BOYS was the most avoided 
team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like 
BANGERS & MASH avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if 
you ask me.  Hmph.  PHOENIX was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  
Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  It's about time FELICIA FALCON got beat 
for picking on warriors like MALL WALKER.  Bravo, ADVENTURE TIME.  See you at The 
Elefont.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see WALDO WOMBAT 
and PET SHOP BOYS at The Elefont tonight celebrating their bloodfeud victory over 
TOASTIE.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with 
you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUDDY MOSS 8624              16   5  1 117         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PORKY 8436                   22  18  0 102         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 MCGINTY 8474                 20   7  2  99         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601            14  11  0  97         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 GIBRALTER 8438               21  21  2  94         BANGERS & MASH (752)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WINDY WOHP 8555              16  13  0  90         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
-WOHP DUH 4615                22  11  0  86         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
 PHOENIX 8595                  8  15  1  83         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 OSCAR OCELOT 8646            12   3  0  81         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 TOASTIE 8561                  9   8  1  76         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 CALCULATED 8503              11  35  0  75         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
 RASCAL 8415                  11   9  0  71         THE COUSINS (57)          
 POUNCE 8615                   8   5  0  71         THE COUSINS (57)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEMPE 8596                    6  17  2  60         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 HAMBONE WILLIE 8663           8   5  0  59         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
-BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD 7356       7   4  0  57         PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MCOATFACE 8475               13  15  1  55         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 WILLIE COBBS 8668             6   3  0  55         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 MALL WALKER 8651              7   2  0  52         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 FELICIA FALCON 8642           6   7  3  45         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 SPICY KITTY 8616              9  11  0  38         CATASTROPHIES (754)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALDI 8628                     3   6  1  30         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WOHP WOHP TUBETOP 8610        4   2  0  26         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAREY BELL 8675               1   4  0  18         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 MOOSE ALINI 8674              1   3  1  11         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
-WIFFLE WOHP 8676              2   0  0   9         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SOMEBURROS 8594         8 14 0 ADVENTURE TIME 762   FELICIA FALCON 8642   1060 JUST REVENGED
PYRRAK 8696             0  1 0 CINDROAGH SKOERA 764 EMBEZZLING SCRIB      1061 NONE
HARVEY HAMSTER 8647     8  4 0 PET SHOP BOYS 757    TOASTIE 8561          1060 JUST REVENGED
BIG JOHN WRENCHE 8683   1  1 0 THE BLUES 3 735      ALDI 8628             1061  
JIMMY MCCRACKLIN 8682   0  1 0 THE BLUES 3 735      MOOSE ALINI 8674      1059 JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GIBRALTER slimly won victory over PHOENIX in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
MCOATFACE was demolished by CALCULATED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BUDDY MOSS viciously subdued MCGINTY in a popular 3 minute veteran's Title contest.
PORKY outwaited OSCAR OCELOT in a slow 20 minute uneven brawl.
TOASTIE was devastated by WALDO WOMBAT in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
TEMPE defeated SPICY KITTY in a 2 minute melee.
HAMBONE WILLIE lost to RASCAL in a 2 minute duel.
POUNCE won victory over WILLIE COBBS in a 2 minute duel.
MALL WALKER defeated FELICIA FALCON in a action packed 3 minute duel.
ALDI assassinated BIG JOHN WRENCHER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOOSE ALINI was handily defeated by CAREY BELL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PYRRAK was murdered by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  11 -  0      74  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  12 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  40 -  4      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  21 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  18 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  20 -  2      31  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   7 -  0       0  |

Turn 1061 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BUDDY MOSS 8624            16   5  1  117 THE BLUES 3 (735)
TOTAL PARRY      PORKY 8436                 22  18  0  102 BANGERS & MASH (752)
WALL OF STEEL    MCGINTY 8474               20   7  2   99 BANGERS & MASH (752)
BASHING ATTACK   TOASTIE 8561                9   8  1   76 BANGERS & MASH (752)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RASCAL 8415                11   9  0   71 THE COUSINS (57)
SLASHING ATTACK  HAMBONE WILLIE 8663         8   5  0   59 THE BLUES 3 (735)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GIBRALTER 8438.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BUDDY MOSS 8624.  The ten other most popular fighters were PHOENIX 8595, FELICIA 
FALCON 8642, TEMPE 8596, GIBRALTER 8438, CALCULATED 8503, MCGINTY 8474, POUNCE 8615, 
WALDO WOMBAT 8601, HAMBONE WILLIE 8663, and RASCAL 8415.

The least popular fighter this week was OSCAR OCELOT 8646.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PORKY 8436, PYRRAK 8696, MOOSE ALINI 8674, BIG JOHN WRENCHER 
8683, TOASTIE 8561, SPICY KITTY 8616, MCOATFACE 8475, CAREY BELL 8675, ALDI 8628, and 
MALL WALKER 8651.