DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/18/2026    Duedate: 07/01/2026

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1071

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HAMBONE WILLIE
THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8663) [14-9-0,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HAMBONE WILLIE                 LLOYD
THE BLUES 3 (735)              LLOYDS (763)
(3-8663) [14-9-0,138]          (3-8634) [5-1-0,75]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PHOENIX                        HAMBONE WILLIE
ADVENTURE TIME (762)           THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8595) [9-24-1,65]           (3-8663) [14-9-0,138]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PET SHOP BOYS (757)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VALLEY OF KINGS (118)         47 
2. ARCANE KILLING (759)          35    VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
3. LLOYDS (763)                  18    Unchartered Team
4. M*A*S*H 4077 (615)            15 
5. THE BLUES 3 (735)             6     LLOYDS (763)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*LLOYDS (763)               7   3  0 70.0   1/ 3 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       9  6 0
 2/ 2 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)    283 220 15 56.3   2/ 1 THE BLUES 3 (735)         8  7 1
 3/ 0*M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        16  13  1 55.2   3- 2 BANGERS & MASH (752)      6  4 0
 4/ 3 THE BLUES 3 (735)        202 169 13 54.4   4/ 7 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     4  1 0
 5- 4 BANGERS & MASH (752)     121 112  6 51.9   5/ 4*LLOYDS (763)              3  1 0
 6/ 5 CATASTROPHIES (754)       71  67  2 51.4   6/10 CATASTROPHIES (754)       2  1 0
 7/ 6 PET SHOP BOYS (757)      111 111  4 50.0   7/11*ARCANE KILLING (759)      2  3 0
 8/ 8 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1284 1841 34 41.1   8/ 0*M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        1  1 1
 9/11*ARCANE KILLING (759)       2   3  0 40.0   9/ 9 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       1  2 0
10/ 9 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      46  85  5 35.1  10/ 6 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to OSKSI once again!  Bein' on top is great while it lasts, THE 
BLUES 3.  But how many friends do you have now?  Hmmmph!  I always thought ADVENTURE 
TIME was an over-rated team and they proved it with a 1-2-0!  Ya gotta be quick on 
yer feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out the pain!  
CATASTROPHIES is now ranked 6th with a 1-0-0 turn.  What's with LINCOLN?  He actually 
beat THE BLUES 3's LOUIS JORDAN, and walked away with 22 more points from the fight.  
Major screwup at THE BLUES 3.  LOUIS JORDAN lost 17 points to LINCOLN.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe LOUIS JORDAN will provide more easy wins...  Try as he 
might, OSCAR OCELOT wasn't good enough at persuading HAMBONE WILLIE to step down from 
the Duelmaster's throne...  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on? 
I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  OSKSI thinks BANGERS & 
MASH and their 121-112-6 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  The 
bums at ARCANE KILLING couldn't face the challenges from BANGERS & MASH!  No excuse 
for that!  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, MOOSE 
ALINI!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.   
     Warriors of OSKSI unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Here's some advice: 
study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  OSKSI is 
a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMBONE WILLIE 8663          14   9  0 138         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KHONSU 8502                   8   3  2 116         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
-PORKY 8436                   25  21  0 100         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-TOASTIE 8561                 13  10  1 100         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 OSCAR OCELOT 8646            20   5  0  93         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601            20  15  0  92         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALCULATED 8503              14  42  0  84         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
-MCOATFACE 8475               17  17  1  77         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 LLOYD 8634                    5   1  0  75         LLOYDS (763)              
 SPICY KITTY 8616             14  16  1  69         CATASTROPHIES (754)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEMPE 8596                    8  25  2  66         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 PHOENIX 8595                  9  24  1  65         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 CAREY BELL 8675               7   8  1  57         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALLIE GATOR 8689              6   3  0  55         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 MALL WALKER 8651             12   7  0  53         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 OSIRIS 8662                   3   0  0  46         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
 WILLIE COBBS 8668             9  10  0  43         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 TRAPPER 6682                  4   3  0  40         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        
 KHUFU 8598                    5   2  1  35         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LINCOLN 8570                  1   1  0  33         ARCANE KILLING (759)      
 BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704         3   7  0  30         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOOSE ALINI 8674              2  12  1  23         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
-THE WITCHES 8569              1   0  0  21         ARCANE KILLING (759)      
 LANDO LEMUR 8705              2   3  0  17         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 LOUIS JORDAN 8711             4   4  0  16         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 SGT GORMAN 8715               1   0  1  16         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        
-SLOWMO 8725                   2   1  0  11         BANGERS & MASH (752)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HANGRY WENCH 8731             1   0  0  10         BANGERS & MASH (752)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA        0  0 0                      SGT GORMAN 8715       1071 NONE
ALDI 8628               6 11 1 ADVENTURE TIME 762   CAREY BELL 8675       1069  
CRAZY HORSE 8568        0  1 0 ARCANE KILLING 759   DARK CHAMPION         1071 NONE
LOCUST 8712             0  1 0 VALLEY OF KINGS 118  LORD ISKOVEN          1071 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOCUST was butchered by LORD ISKOVEN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CRAZY HORSE was barely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
HAMBONE WILLIE defeated OSCAR OCELOT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's Title duel.
KHONSU overpowered CALCULATED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WALDO WOMBAT bested TEMPE in a 2 minute expert's brawl.
PHOENIX was defeated by LLOYD in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
SPICY KITTY bested CAREY BELL in a 3 minute competition.
ALLIE GATOR savagely defeated TRAPPER in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
WILLIE COBBS vanquished LANDO LEMUR in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
MALL WALKER won victory over BLIND JOHN DAVIS in a 1 minute duel.
LOUIS JORDAN was overpowered by LINCOLN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OSIRIS handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
KHUFU demolished MOOSE ALINI in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SGT GORMAN butchered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  12 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  15 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  40 -  1      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  18 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  13 -  0      24  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         3 -  11 -  0      21  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1071 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HAMBONE WILLIE 8663        14   9  0  138 THE BLUES 3 (735)
LUNGING ATTACK   KHONSU 8502                 8   3  2  116 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      OSCAR OCELOT 8646          20   5  0   93 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
WALL OF STEEL    WALDO WOMBAT 8601          20  15  0   92 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
PARRY-LUNGE      OSIRIS 8662                 3   0  0   46 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PHOENIX 8595.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HAMBONE WILLIE 8663.  The ten other most popular fighters were CRAZY HORSE 8568, 
PHOENIX 8595, ALLIE GATOR 8689, OSIRIS 8662, KHONSU 8502, LLOYD 8634, SPICY KITTY 
8616, CAREY BELL 8675, WILLIE COBBS 8668, and WALDO WOMBAT 8601.

The least popular fighter this week was MOOSE ALINI 8674.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LOUIS JORDAN 8711, CALCULATED 8503, LOCUST 8712, SGT GORMAN 
8715, BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704, MALL WALKER 8651, LANDO LEMUR 8705, TRAPPER 6682, TEMPE 
8596, and OSCAR OCELOT 8646.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HAMBONE WILLIE (3-8663) THE BLUES 3 (735)
WALDO WOMBAT (3-8601) PET SHOP BOYS (757)