DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/12/2026    Duedate: 03/25/2026

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1064

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PORKY
BANGERS & MASH (752)
(3-8436) [24-18-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PORKY                          BABA YAGA
BANGERS & MASH (752)           AM I EVIL? (765)
(3-8436) [24-18-0,109]         (3-8698) [3-0-1,45]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MCOATFACE                      WILLIE COBBS
BANGERS & MASH (752)           THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8475) [15-15-1,68]          (3-8668) [7-5-0,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BANGERS & MASH (752)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BLUES 3 (735)             29 
2. AM I EVIL? (765)              25    THE BLUES 3 (735)
3. PET SHOP BOYS (757)           21    Unchartered Team
4. GAMES LIBRARY (340)           12 
5. M*A*S*H 4077 (615)            5     AM I EVIL? (765)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*AM I EVIL? (765)           3   1  1 75.0   1/ 2 BANGERS & MASH (752)      8  2 0
 2- 2*LLOYDS (763)               3   2  0 60.0   2/ 1 THE BLUES 3 (735)         8  7 0
 3- 3 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)    277 217 15 56.1   3/ 4 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       6  6 0
 4/ 0*M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        15  12  0 55.6   4/ 6*AM I EVIL? (765)          3  1 1
 5/ 4 THE BLUES 3 (735)        186 150 12 55.4   5/ 3 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      3  9 0
 6/ 6 BANGERS & MASH (752)     112 101  6 52.6   6/ 7 CATASTROPHIES (754)       2  1 1
 7/ 5 CATASTROPHIES (754)       68  63  2 51.9   7/ 0*M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        1  1 0
 8/ 7 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       94  95  4 49.7   8/ 8 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       1  2 0
 9/ 8 THE COUSINS (57)         129 166  8 43.7   9/ 5 THE COUSINS (57)          1  3 0
10/ 9 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1282 1836 34 41.1  10- 9*LLOYDS (763)              0  2 0
11/10 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      38  67  5 36.2  11-10 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of OSKSI!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team THE BLUES 3 was unseated 
this week as BANGERS & MASH moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot with a 
4-1-0 record for the round.  Fortune did not smile upon THE COUSINS this time out who 
this turn suffered a fall into 9th position in the wake of a 0-2-0 round.  My praise 
to BANGERS & MASH for their 4-1-0 week this time out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully 
fought round deserving of notice!  WALDO WOMBAT caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested TOASTIE and was awarded 22 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, WALDO WOMBAT put down TOASTIE, 
causing her to lose 19 points of recognition in the process.  Not for nothing has 
PORKY in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven 
his combat skill yet again.  No confirmation, but my sources claim that the top team 
has gained their position using magical aids.  Charmed weapons perhaps?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  I saw one fighter that warriors 
avoided when this week's challenge seeking began.  PET SHOP BOYS is feared.  This 
much I can say.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent 
the better part of last week avoiding PET SHOP BOYS.  Indeed it was BANGERS & MASH.  
Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  TEMPE take warning!  
You have more than a few enemies in OSKSI.   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  My hearty congratulations OSCAR OCELOT, 
for thy revenge upon SPICY KITTY, slayer of thy fallen comrade.  Next time she will 
know better, eh?  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  In the arena 
there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in OSKSI.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  More than a sharp eye must I keep, 
indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await 
me!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a 
different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PORKY 8436                   24  18  0 109         BANGERS & MASH (752)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601            15  13  0  91         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSCAR OCELOT 8646            15   3  0  89         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 SPICY KITTY 8616             11  12  1  84         CATASTROPHIES (754)       
 CALCULATED 8503              12  37  0  82         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
 PHOENIX 8595                  8  18  1  80         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 HAMBONE WILLIE 8663           9   7  0  77         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 RASCAL 8415                  12  10  0  75         THE COUSINS (57)          
 TOASTIE 8561                 10   9  1  69         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 MCOATFACE 8475               15  15  1  68         BANGERS & MASH (752)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MALL WALKER 8651              9   3  0  62         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 POUNCE 8615                   8   7  0  61         THE COUSINS (57)          
 TEMPE 8596                    7  19  2  58         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILLIE COBBS 8668             7   5  0  54         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 BABA YAGA 8698                3   0  1  45         AM I EVIL? (765)          
 TRAPPER 6682                  4   2  0  41         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        
 SGT. ZELMO ZANE 6681          5   1  0  35         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALDI 8628                     3   9  1  27         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAREY BELL 8675               3   5  0  25         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704         1   2  0  21         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
-LLOYD 8634                    1   1  0  20         LLOYDS (763)              
 LOUIS JORDAN 8711             1   0  0  17         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 MOOSE ALINI 8674              2   5  1  16         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 ALLIE GATOR 8689              1   1  0   8         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SOMEBURROS 8594         8 14 0 ADVENTURE TIME 762   FELICIA FALCON 8642   1060 REVENGED
LO SPETTRO 8699         0  1 0 AM I EVIL? 765       STONE GOLEM           1064 NONE
FELICIA FALCON 8642     6  8 3 PET SHOP BOYS 757    SPICY KITTY 8616      1062 JUST REVENGED
HARVEY HAMSTER 8647     8  4 0 PET SHOP BOYS 757    TOASTIE 8561          1060 JUST REVENGED
BIG JOHN WRENCHE 8683   1  1 0 THE BLUES 3 735      ALDI 8628             1061 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LO SPETTRO was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
OSCAR OCELOT outwaited SPICY KITTY in a dull 13 minute Bloodfeud battle.
POUNCE was demolished by CALCULATED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HAMBONE WILLIE devastated TEMPE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BABA YAGA overpowered CAREY BELL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PORKY devastated PHOENIX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Title duel.
GIBRALTER overpowered RASCAL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MCGINTY overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
TOASTIE was vanquished by WALDO WOMBAT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
MCOATFACE narrowly defeated TRAPPER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
WILLIE COBBS was luckily beaten by MALL WALKER in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
ALDI was unbelievably bested by SGT. ZELMO ZANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
MOOSE ALINI was demolished by BLIND JOHN DAVIS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ALLIE GATOR was handily defeated by LOUIS JORDAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  10 -  0      74  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  16 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  14 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  42 -  3      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  19 -  2      34  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  18 -  0      31  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         1 -   7 -  0      13  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 1064 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  7         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PORKY 8436                 24  18  0  109 BANGERS & MASH (752)
WALL OF STEEL    WALDO WOMBAT 8601          15  13  0   91 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
SLASHING ATTACK  HAMBONE WILLIE 8663         9   7  0   77 THE BLUES 3 (735)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RASCAL 8415                12  10  0   75 THE COUSINS (57)
BASHING ATTACK   TOASTIE 8561               10   9  1   69 BANGERS & MASH (752)
LUNGING ATTACK   POUNCE 8615                 8   7  0   61 THE COUSINS (57)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MCOATFACE 8475.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LO SPETTRO 8699.  The ten other most popular fighters were WILLIE COBBS 8668, 
PHOENIX 8595, MCOATFACE 8475, BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704, WALDO WOMBAT 8601, CALCULATED 
8503, HAMBONE WILLIE 8663, BABA YAGA 8698, PORKY 8436, and TRAPPER 6682.

The least popular fighter this week was OSCAR OCELOT 8646.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SPICY KITTY 8616, ALLIE GATOR 8689, RASCAL 8415, CAREY BELL 
8675, TEMPE 8596, POUNCE 8615, MOOSE ALINI 8674, MALL WALKER 8651, TOASTIE 8561, and 
LOUIS JORDAN 8711.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GIBRALTER (3-8438) BANGERS & MASH (752)
MCGINTY (3-8474) BANGERS & MASH (752)