DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/05/2025    Duedate: 06/18/2025

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1044

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OSIRIS
VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
(3-8467) [11-5-1,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OSIRIS                         SOMEBURROS
VALLEY OF KINGS (118)          ADVENTURE TIME (762)
(3-8467) [11-5-1,116]          (3-8594) [3-3-0,39]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DARLINE KOE                    KING SUE
GAMES LIBRARY (340)            MMM BEER 4 (685)
(3-8353) [20-33-1,101]         (3-8560) [5-1-2,50]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ADVENTURE TIME (762)          29 
2. CATASTROPHIES (754)           18    BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
3. THE BLUES 3 (735)             16    Unchartered Team
4. THE COUSINS (57)              16 
5. GAMES LIBRARY (340)           15    BAD BOURBON 5 (760)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BAD BOURBON 5 (760)        7   1  0 87.5   1/ 2 THE BLUES 3 (735)        10  5 0
 2- 2 OLDTIMERS (749)           93  39  1 70.5   2/ 1 PET SHOP BOYS (757)      10  5 0
 3/ 0 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308) 137  92 10 59.8   3/ 6 THE COUSINS (57)          6  7 0
 4/ 4 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)    273 213 14 56.2   4- 3 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        5  1 0
 5/ 5 THE BLUES 3 (735)        128 110 10 53.8   5/ 7 CATASTROPHIES (754)       5  4 1
 6- 7 BANGERS & MASH (752)      82  77  4 51.6   6/ 4 MMM BEER 4 (685)          5  5 1
 7/ 8 CATASTROPHIES (754)       55  52  1 51.4   7/ 9 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       5  5 0
 8- 9 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)       187 193  3 49.2   8- 8 BANGERS & MASH (752)      4  6 0
 9/11 MMM BEER 4 (685)         102 117  6 46.6   9/11*BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       3  0 0
10/10 WISCONSIN BEER (741)      20  23  0 46.5  10/ 5 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     3  5 2
11/13 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       47  56  0 45.6  11/13*ADVENTURE TIME (762)      3  7 1
12-12 MUSCLE MEN (634)          42  51  4 45.2  12-12 OLDTIMERS (749)           1  1 0
13/14 THE COUSINS (57)         114 153  7 42.7  13/ 0 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  1  2 0
14/15 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1277 1819 34 41.2  14/14 WISCONSIN BEER (741)      1  4 0
15/16*ADVENTURE TIME (762)       9  16  3 36.0  15-15 MUSCLE MEN (634)          0  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16/17*WRATHMEN 23-11 (755)       0   2  0  0.0  16/17*WRATHMEN 23-11 (755)      0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of OSKSI!  Once again I've been called out of retirement for 
my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Phhbltt!  Too much drinking and too 
little dodging gave VALLEY OF KINGS a 1-3-0!  I got a good laugh out of it!  Up 'n 
down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  
Well, THE COUSINS' 3rd moved them up to 2-2-0 place.  What's with TEMPE?  She 
actually beat PET SHOP BOYS' ELLA FANT, and walked away with 16 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES.  ANDY SISCO lost 20 points to SADIE 
SHEPARD.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe ANDY SISCO will provide more easy 
wins...  Har har har!  Did WOHP YOUR TOE! wimp out, or just get lazy?  Anyway, she's 
not Duelmaster anymore.  I'm sure OSKSI is excited about OSIRIS, the new Duelmaster 
from VALLEY OF KINGS.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  I 
suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  
Tough!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  OSKSI thinks THE BLUES 3 
and their 128-110-10 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  
Management must be dealin', as the boys at THE COUSINS ain't reelin'!  THE BLUES 3's 
mad!  What do people see in DARLINE KOE?  Hers 20-33-1?  GAMES LIBRARY ain't talkin', 
but she's got 101 points.  Keep challenging up 27 points, JO ANN KELLY, and I won't 
have to write about you much longer.  DAISY MAE always accepts those kind of 
challenges...  Who knows what was running through JO ANN KELLY's head, but DAISY MAE 
rearranged it for her.  How soon will JO ANN KELLY make a challenge like that again?  
     Warriors of OSKSI unite.  You have only your games to lose!  TEMPE of ADVENTURE 
TIME got 16 points for removing another young punk.  Tough luck, PET SHOP BOYS!  How 
long have I been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  OSKSI is 
a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSIRIS 8467                  11   5  1 116         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CATATTACK! 8495              17  13  0 108         CATASTROPHIES (754)       
 SADIE SHEPARD 8590            9   1  0 107         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
-GIBRALTER 8438               17  15  2 102         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 DARLINE KOE 8353             20  33  1 101         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
 MAX SCHERZER 7759            14   4  0 100         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  
 DAISY MAE 8354               19  34  0  95         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANDY SISCO 6465              16  20  1  88         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  
 OTIS TAYLOR 8446             16  14  1  87         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
-WICKED GREMLIN 8576           5   0  0  86         BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       
-WOHP DUH 4615                14   7  0  84         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
 TRILLIUM 7980                 9   7  1  84         MMM BEER 4 (685)          
-MCGINTY 8474                 16   3  1  83         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-PORKY 8436                   18  14  0  72         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 ODESSA HARRIS 8531           14   7  1  70         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
-TYPEWRITER 8401              18   5  1  69         OLDTIMERS (749)           
 KIWI 8541                     9   7  0  67         MMM BEER 4 (685)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JO ANN KELLY 8456            16  12  0  60         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KHONSU 8502                   4   2  1  59         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POT BELLY PETE 8525          10  12  0  52         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
-WINDY WOHP 8555               9   8  0  52         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
 KING SUE 8560                 5   1  2  50         MMM BEER 4 (685)          
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601             7   1  0  49         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 CRIS 8402                     8   3  0  43         THE COUSINS (57)          
 CALCULATED 8503               7  22  0  43         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
-STRAIGHT SHIFT 8572           7   2  0  41         OLDTIMERS (749)           
-RECTUS FEMORIS 8558           7  10  0  40         MUSCLE MEN (634)          
 SOMEBURROS 8594               3   3  0  39         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 KING TUT 8537                 9  11  0  38         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
-TOASTIE 8561                  4   4  0  38         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-MCOATFACE 8475                8  11  1  36         BANGERS & MASH (752)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JULIO URIAS 8146              3   1  0  33         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  
 TEMPE 8596                    2   4  1  32         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 RASCAL 8415                   6   6  0  28         THE COUSINS (57)          
 POUNCE 8615                   3   2  0  24         THE COUSINS (57)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUDDY MOSS 8624               3   1  0  20         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 REDNECK RIVIERA 8577          2   1  0  19         BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       
 KHUFU 8598                    2   1  1  18         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
 PHOENIX 8595                  1   5  1  17         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 RICKY RAT 8619                2   1  0  15         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 MEOWCHIAVELLI 8626            1   2  1  13         CATASTROPHIES (754)       
 THRUST 8622                   1   3  0   6         THE COUSINS (57)          
 SCRITCHES 8505                0   2  0   6         WRATHMEN 23-11 (755)      
 SPICY KITTY 8616              1   2  0   5         CATASTROPHIES (754)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROOM 328 8597           2  2 0 ADVENTURE TIME 762   KING SUE 8560         1042  
MADAME BULLDOG 8310    17 40 0 GAMES LIBRARY 340    OSIRIS 8467           1042  
ZYGOMATICUS 8578        2 10 2 MUSCLE MEN 634       KHUFU 8598            1042  
ELLA FANT 8618          2  1 0 PET SHOP BOYS 757    TEMPE 8596            1044  
BUMBLE BEE SLIM 8617    2  2 0 THE BLUES 3 735      MEOWCHIAVELLI 8626    1044  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OTIS TAYLOR was bested by DARLINE KOE in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
JO ANN KELLY was vanquished by DAISY MAE in a 3 minute uneven Challenge battle.
ODESSA HARRIS demolished POT BELLY PETE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MAX SCHERZER bested TRILLIUM in a 2 minute gory contest.
CATATTACK! overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OSIRIS bested ELECTRIC SOUL in a 2 minute bloody veteran's Title duel.
SADIE SHEPARD overpowered ANDY SISCO in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KHONSU was defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute melee.
KIWI vanquished JULIO URIAS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WALDO WOMBAT vanquished CALCULATED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KING SUE won victory over RASCAL in a 2 minute fight.
KING TUT was overpowered by CRIS in a tiring 5 minute uneven match.
SOMEBURROS overpowered KHUFU in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TEMPE butchered ELLA FANT in a 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
PHOENIX was subdued by REDNECK RIVIERA in a popular 1 minute brawl.
SCRITCHES was overcome by POUNCE in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
MEOWCHIAVELLI dispatched BUMBLE BEE SLIM in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
SPICY KITTY was vanquished by BUDDY MOSS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RICKY RAT bested THRUST in a 3 minute amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  19 -  3      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  2      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  18 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  17 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    46 -  46 -  3      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        37 -  38 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  24 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  36 -  2      35  |

Turn 1044 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OSIRIS 8467                11   5  1  116 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
LUNGING ATTACK   CATATTACK! 8495            17  13  0  108 CATASTROPHIES (754)
WALL OF STEEL    OTIS TAYLOR 8446           16  14  1   87 THE BLUES 3 (735)
AIMED BLOW       TRILLIUM 7980               9   7  1   84 MMM BEER 4 (685)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ODESSA HARRIS 8531         14   7  1   70 THE BLUES 3 (735)
TOTAL PARRY      JO ANN KELLY 8456          16  12  0   60 THE BLUES 3 (735)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DARLINE KOE 8353.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KING SUE 8560.  The ten other most popular fighters were DARLINE KOE 8353, 
MAX SCHERZER 7759, OSIRIS 8467, THRUST 8622, DAISY MAE 8354, CATATTACK! 8495, REDNECK 
RIVIERA 8577, POUNCE 8615, JO ANN KELLY 8456, and ODESSA HARRIS 8531.

The least popular fighter this week was CRIS 8402.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KING TUT 8537, SPICY KITTY 8616, BUMBLE BEE SLIM 8617, SCRITCHES 8505, 
ELLA FANT 8618, CALCULATED 8503, ANDY SISCO 6465, BUDDY MOSS 8624, PHOENIX 8595, and 
KHUFU 8598.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CATATTACK! (3-8495) CATASTROPHIES (754)
DARLINE KOE (3-8353) GAMES LIBRARY (340)
MAX SCHERZER (3-7759) BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WOHP YOUR TOE! (3-4169) WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
ELECTRIC SOUL (3-8299) WISCONSIN BEER (741)