DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/25/2025    Duedate: 10/08/2025

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1052

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SADIE SHEPARD
PET SHOP BOYS (757)
(3-8590) [15-3-0,149]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SADIE SHEPARD                  BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD
PET SHOP BOYS (757)            PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)
(3-8590) [15-3-0,149]          (3-7356) [3-3-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

GIBRALTER                      KHONSU
BANGERS & MASH (752)           VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
(3-8438) [19-18-2,89]          (3-8502) [6-3-2,93]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PET SHOP BOYS (757)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PET SHOP BOYS (757)           40 
2. THE BLUES 3 (735)             29    BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
3. WE BIG WOHPUM (77)            21    Unchartered Team
4. BAD BOURBON 5 (760)           11 
5. BANGERS & MASH (752)          8     PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       10   3  0 76.9   1/ 1 PET SHOP BOYS (757)      10  5 1
 2- 2 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308) 148  94 12 61.2   2/ 2 THE BLUES 3 (735)         9  6 0
 3/ 0 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)    277 216 15 56.2   3/ 3 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        5  4 0
 4/ 3 THE BLUES 3 (735)        150 127 12 54.2   4/ 9 BANGERS & MASH (752)      5  5 0
 5/ 4 CATASTROPHIES (754)       62  57  1 52.1   5- 5 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  3  0 0
 6/ 6 BANGERS & MASH (752)      92  88  5 51.1   6/ 6 CATASTROPHIES (754)       3  2 0
 7/ 5 THE ENDLESS (736)         14  14  0 50.0   7/ 7 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       2  1 0
 8/11*PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)     3   3  0 50.0   8/ 8 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       2  2 0
 9/ 8 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       67  68  2 49.6   9/10 THE COUSINS (57)          2  3 0
10/ 7 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)       196 202  3 49.2  10/ 4 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      2  7 0
11/ 9 THE COUSINS (57)         124 160  8 43.7  11/12*PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)    1  2 0
12/10 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1279 1827 34 41.2  12/11 THE ENDLESS (736)         0  3 0
13/12 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      16  33  4 32.7  13/ 0 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome OSKSI.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have I 
fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Phhbltt!  Too much drinking 
and too little dodging gave ADVENTURE TIME a 0-3-0!  I got a good laugh out of it!  
Ya gotta be quick on yer feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out 
the pain!  BANGERS & MASH is now ranked 4th with a 3-2-0 turn.  What's with JO ANN 
KELLY?  She actually beat BANGERS & MASH's MCGINTY, and walked away with 26 more 
points from the fight.  Major screwup at ADVENTURE TIME.  SOMEBURROS lost 14 points 
to WINDY WOHP.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe SOMEBURROS will provide more 
easy wins...  See how the Duelmaster challenged THE BLUES 3's OTIS TAYLOR?  That sort 
of initiative is how she got where she is now.  OTIS TAYLOR was reminded on the sands 
why SADIE SHEPARD is Duelmaster.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting! 
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, THE BLUES 3!  
Management must be dealin', as the boys at BANGERS & MASH ain't reelin'!  THE BLUES 
3's mad!  Fighting is a better craft than farming, WALDO WOMBAT, but you have to pay 
your dues.  Being challenged by RASCAL, 16 points above you, is dues.  I have to get 
this off my chest.  What a low dog, RASCAL!  He can't set himself up in a real match. 
I was sorry to see WALDO WOMBAT lose.   
     Warriors of OSKSI unite.  You have only your games to lose!  How long have I 
been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SADIE SHEPARD 8590           15   3  0 149         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WICKED GREMLIN 8576           8   1  0 107         BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       
 WOHP DUH 4615                18   9  0 106         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
 JO ANN KELLY 8456            20  16  0 103         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 KHONSU 8502                   6   3  2  93         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIBRALTER 8438               19  18  2  89         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 LUCIENNE 8273                11   6  0  88         THE ENDLESS (736)         
 OTIS TAYLOR 8446             19  19  1  87         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 MCGINTY 8474                 18   5  2  84         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 PORKY 8436                   19  17  0  82         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-JULIO URIAS 8146              7   1  1  69         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  
 RASCAL 8415                  10   7  0  68         THE COUSINS (57)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MCOATFACE 8475               11  12  1  64         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 BUDDY MOSS 8624               9   3  1  63         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 WINDY WOHP 8555              12  11  0  62         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALCULATED 8503               9  28  0  55         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
 TOASTIE 8561                  6   6  0  55         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 OSCAR OCELOT 8646             6   0  0  50         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
-JACOB DE GROM 8108            4   2  0  48         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601             9   7  0  44         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 HARVEY HAMSTER 8647           4   0  0  43         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 POUNCE 8615                   6   4  0  42         THE COUSINS (57)          
 BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD 7356       3   3  0  42         PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)    
 SOMEBURROS 8594               6   8  0  41         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
-CRIS 8402                    10   4  0  40         THE COUSINS (57)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEMPE 8596                    4  10  2  36         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHOENIX 8595                  3  11  1  33         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZACH GREINKE 8654             1   0  0  23         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  
 SPICY KITTY 8616              5   6  0  21         CATASTROPHIES (754)       
 FELICIA FALCON 8642           2   2  2  21         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 HAMBONE WILLIE 8663           2   2  0  15         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
-MACAVITY 8665                 1   0  0  15         CATASTROPHIES (754)       
-SANDY CLAWS 8664              1   0  0  11         CATASTROPHIES (754)       
 WOHP-A WOHP-A 8667            0   3  0   3         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      FELICIA FALCON 8642   1052 NONE
DA1 8573                0  1 0 BAD BOURBON 5 760    STONE GOLEM           1052 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

LUCIENNE -- Minute one I was going to dodge but had mixed signals from the stands. 
Little Wohp had his hands over his eyes. Not sure what signal that was. Round 2 Little 
Wohp was wiping his brow. Not sure what's the point of that signal, never learned that 
one. WOW, I learned my first skill, they said I had to learn some moves or they would 
keep me here. -- Wohp Duh

Bedlam Rascalblood -- Seriously, dude. Yeah I am a 50% warrior but 4FE versus 20FE, I 
guess we'll call it brave. -- Windy Wohp

Hambone Willie -- Hambone hambone where you been, around the corner back again. -- 
Wohp-A Wohp-A

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SADIE SHEPARD vanquished OTIS TAYLOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
RASCAL overpowered WALDO WOMBAT in a 4 minute bloody mismatched Challenge duel.
OSCAR OCELOT savagely defeated POUNCE in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge fight.
WINDY WOHP devastated SOMEBURROS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WOHP-A WOHP-A was bested by HAMBONE WILLIE in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
WOHP DUH unbelievably bested KHONSU in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
MCGINTY was viciously subdued by JO ANN KELLY in a popular 6 minute expert's duel.
ODESSA HARRIS won victory over LUCIENNE in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
WICKED GREMLIN overpowered PORKY in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
GIBRALTER subdued BUDDY MOSS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
CALCULATED was subdued by MCOATFACE in a 1 minute master's match.
BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD overpowered SPICY KITTY in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
TOASTIE overpowered TEMPE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PHOENIX was devastated by HARVEY HAMSTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FELICIA FALCON executed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  14 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  12 -  1      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  31 -  5      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  25 -  3      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  14 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  19 -  1      41  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         3 -  10 -  0      23  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1052 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SADIE SHEPARD 8590         15   3  0  149 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
LUNGING ATTACK   WICKED GREMLIN 8576         8   1  0  107 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
TOTAL PARRY      WOHP DUH 4615              18   9  0  106 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
WALL OF STEEL    MCGINTY 8474               18   5  2   84 BANGERS & MASH (752)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RASCAL 8415                10   7  0   68 THE COUSINS (57)
STRIKING ATTACK  HARVEY HAMSTER 8647         4   0  0   43 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GIBRALTER 8438.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KHONSU 8502.  The ten other most popular fighters were POUNCE 8615, JO ANN KELLY 
8456, MCGINTY 8474, SADIE SHEPARD 8590, RASCAL 8415, WICKED GREMLIN 8576, WALDO 
WOMBAT 8601, WINDY WOHP 8555, HAMBONE WILLIE 8663, and GIBRALTER 8438.

The least popular fighter this week was PHOENIX 8595.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TEMPE 8596, CALCULATED 8503, LUCIENNE 8273, WOHP-A WOHP-A 8667, 
SOMEBURROS 8594, OSCAR OCELOT 8646, DA1 8573, FELICIA FALCON 8642, SPICY KITTY 8616, 
and BUDDY MOSS 8624.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ODESSA HARRIS (3-8531) THE BLUES 3 (735)