DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/06/2025 Duedate: 11/19/2025
OSKSI ARENA
DM 3 TURN 1055
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WOHP DUH
WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
(3-4615) [20-9-0,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WOHP DUH BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD
WE BIG WOHPUM (77) PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)
(3-4615) [20-9-0,116] (3-7356) [5-4-0,47]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
GIBRALTER JO ANN KELLY
BANGERS & MASH (752) THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8438) [19-19-2,88] (3-8456) [22-17-0,101]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE BLUES 3 (735)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 26
2. MMM BEER 4 (685) 21 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
3. WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 16 Unchartered Team
4. BANGERS & MASH (752) 12
5. BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 9 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 11 4 0 73.3 1/ 1 THE BLUES 3 (735) 10 5 0
2/ 3 THE BLUES 3 (735) 160 132 12 54.8 2/ 2 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 9 6 0
3/ 4 CATASTROPHIES (754) 63 59 1 51.6 3/ 3 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 6 9 0
4/ 7 THE ENDLESS (736) 16 15 0 51.6 4/ 4*PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 3 3 1
5/ 5 BANGERS & MASH (752) 94 89 5 51.4 5/ 6 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 3 3 0
6/ 6 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 76 74 2 50.7 6/ 9 THE ENDLESS (736) 2 1 0
7/ 8*PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 6 6 1 50.0 7/ 5 BANGERS & MASH (752) 2 1 0
8/ 9 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 199 205 3 49.3 8- 7 THE COUSINS (57) 2 3 0
9/10 MMM BEER 4 (685) 106 126 6 45.7 9/12 MMM BEER 4 (685) 2 5 0
10-11 THE COUSINS (57) 126 163 8 43.6 10/11 BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 1 1 0
11/12 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1280 1829 34 41.2 11/ 8 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1 2 0
12/13 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 22 42 4 34.4 12/10 CATASTROPHIES (754) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Coming up with a solid 1-0-0 outing, THE
ENDLESS has advanced 3 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for WILLIE
COBBS, who flew up 17 points in the rankings after mashing ALDI like a melon. Keep
your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.
ALDI was beat by WILLIE COBBS and drops 10 points. In front of all the crowds, WOHP
DUH took the Duelmaster's crown for its own. I give the bum two weeks. 4 out of 5
gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Did you hear that MMM BEER 4 was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of MMM BEER 4's warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you who
like math, try this one: MMM BEER 4 + Weapons That go Boom = THE BLUES 3 + Avoid
City. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, LUCIENNE would be president.
Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Big deal, so SADIE SHEPARD got
mashed in the Dark Arena. With hers face she was more at home with the trolls than
with us. (Waka waka). There's got to be more reason for the sending of SADIE SHEPARD
to the Dark Arena than hers record (16-5-0). Anybody got any ideas PET SHOP BOYS?
PERRY STRIKSON defied all odds and slew SHEWISH GIANT in the Dark Arena. The only
ones displeased were the buzzards, as SHEWISH GIANT's meat is notoriously tough.
Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on
the road to Duelmaster.
Well, there's the manager of the OSKSI giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOHP DUH 4615 20 9 0 116 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUCIENNE 8273 13 7 0 103 THE ENDLESS (736)
JO ANN KELLY 8456 22 17 0 101 THE BLUES 3 (735)
WICKED GREMLIN 8576 9 2 0 101 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
KING SUE 8560 9 2 2 95 MMM BEER 4 (685)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OTIS TAYLOR 8446 21 20 1 89 THE BLUES 3 (735)
GIBRALTER 8438 19 19 2 88 BANGERS & MASH (752)
BUDDY MOSS 8624 11 4 1 80 THE BLUES 3 (735)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MCOATFACE 8475 12 12 1 66 BANGERS & MASH (752)
-POUNCE 8615 7 5 0 66 THE COUSINS (57)
TOASTIE 8561 7 6 0 66 BANGERS & MASH (752)
-RASCAL 8415 10 9 0 62 THE COUSINS (57)
WINDY WOHP 8555 13 12 0 61 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
WALDO WOMBAT 8601 11 8 0 60 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
CALCULATED 8503 10 30 0 60 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
HARVEY HAMSTER 8647 6 1 0 59 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OSCAR OCELOT 8646 8 1 0 56 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
-CRIS 8402 11 4 0 48 THE COUSINS (57)
BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD 7356 5 4 0 47 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)
SOMEBURROS 8594 7 10 0 43 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
TEMPE 8596 4 13 2 43 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
HAMBONE WILLIE 8663 4 3 0 39 THE BLUES 3 (735)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PHOENIX 8595 4 13 1 38 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PERRY STRIKSON 8673 1 0 1 33 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)
FELICIA FALCON 8642 4 3 2 29 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
SPICY KITTY 8616 6 8 0 26 CATASTROPHIES (754)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILLIE COBBS 8668 2 1 0 22 THE BLUES 3 (735)
MALL WALKER 8651 3 0 0 18 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
ALDI 8628 1 2 0 9 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
WOHP-A WOHP-A 8667 0 5 0 5 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHEWISH GIANT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA PERRY STRIKSON 8673 1055 NONE
BYE 8671 0 1 0 MMM BEER 4 685 SPYMASTER 1055 NONE
SEE YA 8672 0 1 0 MMM BEER 4 685 SPYMASTER 1055 NONE
SADIE SHEPARD 8590 16 5 0 PET SHOP BOYS 757 LORD ISKOVEN 1055 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SADIE SHEPARD was butchered by LORD ISKOVEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PERRY STRIKSON butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SEE YA was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BYE was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
OTIS TAYLOR was viciously subdued by WICKED GREMLIN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GIBRALTER was viciously subdued by LUCIENNE in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
OSCAR OCELOT bested BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
HAMBONE WILLIE overpowered SPICY KITTY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
WILLIE COBBS vanquished ALDI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JO ANN KELLY was defeated by WOHP DUH in a popular 4 minute expert's Title duel.
KING SUE overpowered WALDO WOMBAT in a 1 minute uneven match.
BUDDY MOSS was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute brutal fight.
MCOATFACE luckily beat TEMPE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal master's competition.
CALCULATED was demolished by TOASTIE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WINDY WOHP handily defeated PHOENIX in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SOMEBURROS was vanquished by HARVEY HAMSTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FELICIA FALCON vanquished WOHP-A WOHP-A in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MALL WALKER bested PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 1 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 11 - 0 73 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 1 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 33 - 2 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 25 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 18 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 13 - 0 41 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 1055 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY WOHP DUH 4615 20 9 0 116 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
SLASHING ATTACK LUCIENNE 8273 13 7 0 103 THE ENDLESS (736)
LUNGING ATTACK WICKED GREMLIN 8576 9 2 0 101 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
WALL OF STEEL OTIS TAYLOR 8446 21 20 1 89 THE BLUES 3 (735)
BASHING ATTACK TOASTIE 8561 7 6 0 66 BANGERS & MASH (752)
STRIKING ATTACK HARVEY HAMSTER 8647 6 1 0 59 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GIBRALTER 8438. The most popular warrior this turn
was JO ANN KELLY 8456. The ten other most popular fighters were TEMPE 8596, WICKED
GREMLIN 8576, BUDDY MOSS 8624, PERRY STRIKSON 8673, LUCIENNE 8273, BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD
7356, MCOATFACE 8475, KING SUE 8560, WINDY WOHP 8555, and OTIS TAYLOR 8446.
The least popular fighter this week was SOMEBURROS 8594. The other ten least popular
fighters were PHOENIX 8595, CALCULATED 8503, WALDO WOMBAT 8601, ALDI 8628, SPICY
KITTY 8616, BYE 8671, SEE YA 8672, MALL WALKER 8651, WOHP-A WOHP-A 8667, and WOHP DUH
4615.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
JO ANN KELLY (3-8456) THE BLUES 3 (735)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SADIE SHEPARD (3-8590) PET SHOP BOYS (757)