DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/21/2015    Duedate: 06/03/2015

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-785

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE BELL
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-6807) [29-12-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE BELL                       SUSHI FIEND
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)       SATAN'S SUSHI (683)
(3-6807) [29-12-0,115]         (3-7651) [2-2-1,40]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GYLFI                          JORD
AESIR (164)                    AESIR (164)
(3-7522) [13-10-2,103]         (3-7502) [12-7-2,113]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MMM BEER 4 (685)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. AESIR (164)                 61
2. WEIRD STUDENTS (688)        43      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)     23      Unchartered Team
4. BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)    20
5. STEVEN UNIVERSE (689)       11      STEVEN UNIVERSE (689)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*STEVEN UNIVERSE (689)      3   0  0  100   1/ 1*MMM BEER 4 (685)          7  8 0
 2- 2 BLACK COLOSSUS (619)      12   3  1 80.0   2/ 3 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)   5  5 0
 3/ 4 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 466 251 25 65.0   3/ 8 AESIR (164)               4  1 0
 4/ 5 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)  346 205 17 62.8   4/ 6*STEVEN UNIVERSE (689)     3  0 0
 5/ 0 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  84  60  6 58.3   5- 4 HOOPS & HIPS (312)        3  2 0
 6/ 0 GENERATION X (416)       312 262 23 54.4   6/ 5*SATAN'S SUSHI (683)       2  1 1
 7/ 3*SATAN'S SUSHI (683)        2   2  1 50.0   7/ 0 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  2  2 0
 8/ 7 AESIR (164)              881 890 57 49.7   8/ 0*WEIRD STUDENTS (688)      2  3 0
 9/ 8 I WANT YOU (666)          77  85  7 47.5   9/10 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)  2  6 0
10/ 6*MMM BEER 4 (685)           7   8  0 46.7  10- 7 BLACK COLOSSUS (619)      1  1 0
11- 9 HOOPS & HIPS (312)        98 126 13 43.8  11/ 9 I WANT YOU (666)          0  3 0
12/ 0*WEIRD STUDENTS (688)       2   3  0 40.0  12/ 0 GENERATION X (416)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in OSKSI!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  The guys at AESIR like really 
pulled together to get a 4-1-0 this turn, moving up by 5.  Did you see WEIRD STUDENTS 
out on the sands?  Their first try at fighting got them a 2-3-0, but I think they've 
got real promise.  MVP award for GYLFI?  AESIR's proud of him after beating PETE 
HARNISCH and getting 23 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  PAY PER VIEW got 
smashed by OTTAR, and lost 16 points!  What a putz!  MANTRA fights so hard to be 
Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  
Was that a tear I saw in THE BELL's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't 
JORD fit to be tied!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours 
sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  OUR HIGHEST HONOR was OSKSI's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why SATAN'S SUSHI's been avoiding OUR 
HIGHEST HONOR so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Can MMM BEER 4's 
TROEGS be more popular than me?  It was challenged the most, but is that really the 
same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  OSKSI is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE BELL 6807                29  12  0   115       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUD SMITH 6022               15   2  2   123       BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
 JORD 7502                    12   7  2   113       AESIR (164)
 GYLFI 7522                   13  10  2   103       AESIR (164)
 PETE HARNISCH 3750           23  14  0   101       BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
-PLENETTE PIERSON 7538        11   8  1    97       HOOPS & HIPS (312)
-SO BAD 7619                   8   4  0    94       I WANT YOU (666)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OTTAR 7571                   10   6  0    86       AESIR (164)
-JENNIFER LACY 7561            6   6  0    81       HOOPS & HIPS (312)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAY PER VIEW 7330             6   3  0    64       GENERATION X (416)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CULTURE NIGHT 7574            7  10  0    50       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-FRESH PRINCE 7433             4   3  0    50       GENERATION X (416)
 SUSHI FIEND 7651              2   2  1    40       SATAN'S SUSHI (683)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEVEN 7694                   3   0  0    33       STEVEN UNIVERSE (689)
-CHINESE SUIT 7641             3   3  0    31       I WANT YOU (666)
-BUBBLICIOUS 7350              7   7  0    28       GENERATION X (416)
 DU CLAW 7663                  2   1  0    25       MMM BEER 4 (685)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SFC 1 7669                    3   1  0    22       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 SERGEANT 2 7606               1   3  0    17       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 ALDRIF 7661                   2   3  0    16       AESIR (164)
 ANDY SISCO 6465               2  10  0    16       BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
 TROEGS 7664                   1   2  0    15       MMM BEER 4 (685)
 SERGEANT 1 7644               2   1  0    13       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 DAINTY DEE 7683               1   0  0    13       WEIRD STUDENTS (688)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUSSY FRANK 7686              1   0  0    13       WEIRD STUDENTS (688)
 LUCAS GIOLITO 7578            1   0  0    11       BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
 MILLER 7665                   2   1  0    10       MMM BEER 4 (685)
-MC SKAT KAT 7417              2   3  0     9       GENERATION X (416)
 BUD 7662                      1   2  0     9       MMM BEER 4 (685)
 FREDDY FREEMAN 7577           1   0  0     7       BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
 MEDDLESOME MATT 7684          0   1  0     7       WEIRD STUDENTS (688)
-AWW 7704                      1   0  0     6       I WANT YOU (666)
 ULLER 7690                    1   2  0     5       AESIR (164)
 JITTERY JAN 7685              0   1  0     5       WEIRD STUDENTS (688)
-MATEE AJAVON 7681             0   1  0     5       HOOPS & HIPS (312)
 FLAKY FREDDIE 7687            0   1  0     5       WEIRD STUDENTS (688)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 7719                0  1 0 I WANT YOU 666       WURM KIN              785  NONE
COORS 7713              1  1 0 MMM BEER 4 685       SPYMASTER             785  NONE
SERGEANT 3 7620         1  1 0 OUR HIGHEST HONO 563 SUSHI FIEND 7651      783   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COORS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
THE BELL was viciously subdued by JORD in a 6 minute veteran's Title match.
PETE HARNISCH was viciously subdued by GYLFI in a exciting 6 minute veteran's fight.
PAY PER VIEW was devastated by OTTAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
CULTURE NIGHT beat SUSHI FIEND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
ANDY SISCO was overpowered by SFC 1 in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TROEGS was vanquished by STEVEN in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DU CLAW won victory over SERGEANT 1 in a popular 1 minute duel.
SERGEANT 2 overpowered BUD in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
ALDRIF savagely defeated FLAKY FREDDIE in a 1 minute bloody novice's match.
MILLER outwaited ULLER in a tiresome 8 minute novice's contest.
JITTERY JAN was bested by FREDDY FREEMAN in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
FUSSY FRANK handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MEDDLESOME MATT was overpowered by LUCAS GIOLITO in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
DAINTY DEE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        20 -  15 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  18 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  26 -  2      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  16 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  10 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 785 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      THE BELL 6807              29  12  0  115 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
AIMED BLOW       JORD 7502                  12   7  2  113 AESIR (164)
STRIKING ATTACK  GYLFI 7522                 13  10  2  103 AESIR (164)
SLASHING ATTACK  OTTAR 7571                 10   6  0   86 AESIR (164)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GYLFI 7522.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
JORD 7502.  The ten other most popular fighters were GYLFI 7522, JITTERY JAN 7685, 
SUSHI FIEND 7651, STEVEN 7694, SERGEANT 2 7606, ULLER 7690, OTTAR 7571, DU CLAW 7663, 
ALDRIF 7661, and LUCAS GIOLITO 7578.

The least popular fighter this week was MILLER 7665.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FLAKY FREDDIE 7687, TROEGS 7664, ANDY SISCO 6465, DA1 7719, MEDDLESOME 
MATT 7684, FUSSY FRANK 7686, FREDDY FREEMAN 7577, BUD 7662, SERGEANT 1 7644, and PAY 
PER VIEW 7330.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MANTRA (3-6754) BLACK COLOSSUS (619)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.