DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/07/2026    Duedate: 05/20/2026

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1068

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OSCAR OCELOT
PET SHOP BOYS (757)
(3-8646) [19-3-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OSCAR OCELOT                   LLOYD
PET SHOP BOYS (757)            LLOYDS (763)
(3-8646) [19-3-0,105]          (3-8634) [2-1-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PHOENIX                        RASCAL
ADVENTURE TIME (762)           THE COUSINS (57)
(3-8595) [9-21-1,72]           (3-8415) [16-10-0,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE COUSINS (57)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE COUSINS (57)              43 
2. ADVENTURE TIME (762)          38    THE BLUES 3 (735)
3. BANGERS & MASH (752)          26    Unchartered Team
4. LLOYDS (763)                  13 
5. CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)       7     LLOYDS (763)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*LLOYDS (763)               4   2  0 66.7   1/ 2 THE COUSINS (57)          8  7 0
 2- 1*AM I EVIL? (765)           5   3  1 62.5   2/ 4 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      6  6 0
 3- 2 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)    279 219 15 56.0   3/ 1 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       5  9 0
 4/ 3 THE BLUES 3 (735)        194 162 12 54.5   4/ 3 THE BLUES 3 (735)         5 10 0
 5/ 4 BANGERS & MASH (752)     115 108  6 51.6   5/ 9 BANGERS & MASH (752)      3  7 0
 6/ 5 CATASTROPHIES (754)       69  66  2 51.1   6- 6 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     2  2 0
 7/ 6 PET SHOP BOYS (757)      102 105  4 49.3   7/ 0*LLOYDS (763)              1  0 0
 8/ 7 THE COUSINS (57)         138 174  8 44.2   8- 5*AM I EVIL? (765)          1  1 0
 9/ 8 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1283 1839 34 41.1   9/10*CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)   1  1 0
10/ 9 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      45  76  5 37.2  10/ 7 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       1  2 0
11/10*CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)    1   2  0 33.3  11/ 8 CATASTROPHIES (754)       1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome OSKSI.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have I 
fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Woof!  PET SHOP BOYS were a 
bunch of dogs after THE COUSINS got through with 'em!  3rd ain't so sweet as 1st!  Up 
'n down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  
Well, BANGERS & MASH's 5th moved them up to 2-3-0 place.  ADVENTURE TIME showed OSKSI 
what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 3-1-0.  
What's with TEMPE?  She actually beat OSKSI's VETERAN MERCENARY, and walked away with 
23 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at OSKSI while they watched OSKSI 
NOBLE clobber BLIND JOHN DAVIS.  He lost 16 points and got bruised from objects 
thrown from the stands.  What a role model for OSKSI's young 'uns!  KHONSU becomes 
Duelmaster, but don't bother to fight no more!  I'm sure OSKSI is excited about OSCAR 
OCELOT, the new Duelmaster from PET SHOP BOYS.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as 
many as I have...  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your 
fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was PET SHOP BOYS.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at THE 
COUSINS ain't reelin'!  PET SHOP BOYS' mad!  How well I know the feeling of being the 
most challenged warrior, RASCAL!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt 
you.  Taunt your opponent ALDI!  That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly 
challenged.  (and by 16 points!)  CAREY BELL should have an easy win.  Just who can 
CAREY BELL beat?  I mean, the last matchup with lesser-ranked ALDI shoulda been a 
piece of cake!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, 
fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  All work 
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSCAR OCELOT 8646            19   3  0 105         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KHONSU 8502                   7   3  2 109         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
 RASCAL 8415                  16  10  0 101         THE COUSINS (57)          
 POUNCE 8615                  10   9  0 100         THE COUSINS (57)          
 PORKY 8436                   24  20  0  96         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 HAMBONE WILLIE 8663          11   9  0  96         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOASTIE 8561                 11  10  1  81         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601            17  15  0  80         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 TEMPE 8596                    8  22  2  80         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 CALCULATED 8503              13  40  0  79         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
 MCOATFACE 8475               16  16  1  72         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 PHOENIX 8595                  9  21  1  72         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
-BABA YAGA 8698                5   0  1  70         AM I EVIL? (765)          
 CRIS 8402                    14   4  0  68         THE COUSINS (57)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPICY KITTY 8616             12  15  1  60         CATASTROPHIES (754)       
 MALL WALKER 8651             11   5  0  57         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 WILLIE COBBS 8668             8   8  0  57         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALDI 8628                     6  10  1  52         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LLOYD 8634                    2   1  0  33         LLOYDS (763)              
 CAREY BELL 8675               5   7  0  32         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
-KHUFU 8598                    4   2  1  26         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUIS JORDAN 8711             3   2  0  25         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALLIE GATOR 8689              3   3  0  22         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
 MOOSE ALINI 8674              2   9  1  20         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
-OSIRIS 8662                   1   0  0  17         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
 BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704         2   5  0  15         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 SLOWMO 8725                   1   0  0  15         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 SAZREK 8695                   1   1  0  12         CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764)   
 LANDO LEMUR 8705              0   2  0   8         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIL' TART 8726          0  1 0 BANGERS & MASH 752   EMBEZZLING SCRIB      1068 NONE
ONE 8727                0  1 0 THE COUSINS 57       HIGH ELF              1068 NONE
TWO 8728                0  1 0 THE COUSINS 57       SHEWISH GIANT         1068 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TWO was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ONE was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
POUNCE overpowered WALDO WOMBAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
HAMBONE WILLIE overpowered CALCULATED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CRIS viciously subdued MALL WALKER in a slow 17 minute bloody Challenge duel.
WILLIE COBBS was beaten by PHOENIX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Challenge brawl.
MCOATFACE overcame SPICY KITTY in a 2 minute expert's Challenge melee.
CAREY BELL was vanquished by ALDI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SAZREK won victory over LANDO LEMUR in a 3 minute novice's Challenge duel.
LOUIS JORDAN overpowered MOOSE ALINI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
PORKY was outlasted by OSCAR OCELOT in a tiresome 22 minute veteran's Title fight.
RASCAL viciously subdued TOASTIE in a exciting 4 minute bloody veteran's contest.
TEMPE overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BLIND JOHN DAVIS was defeated by OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute struggle.
ALLIE GATOR slimly lost to LLOYD in a 2 minute brutal fray.
LIL' TART was dealt death by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's brawl.
SLOWMO overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  11 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  14 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  41 -  3      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  16 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  14 -  0      26  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         2 -  13 -  0      13  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 1068 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      OSCAR OCELOT 8646          19   3  0  105 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RASCAL 8415                16  10  0  101 THE COUSINS (57)
LUNGING ATTACK   POUNCE 8615                10   9  0  100 THE COUSINS (57)
SLASHING ATTACK  HAMBONE WILLIE 8663        11   9  0   96 THE BLUES 3 (735)
BASHING ATTACK   TOASTIE 8561               11  10  1   81 BANGERS & MASH (752)
WALL OF STEEL    WALDO WOMBAT 8601          17  15  0   80 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PHOENIX 8595.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RASCAL 8415.  The ten other most popular fighters were POUNCE 8615, TOASTIE 8561, 
ALLIE GATOR 8689, PHOENIX 8595, SAZREK 8695, TEMPE 8596, TWO 8728, MCOATFACE 8475, 
LOUIS JORDAN 8711, and LLOYD 8634.

The least popular fighter this week was PORKY 8436.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OSCAR OCELOT 8646, MALL WALKER 8651, CRIS 8402, LIL' TART 8726, BLIND 
JOHN DAVIS 8704, MOOSE ALINI 8674, CAREY BELL 8675, WILLIE COBBS 8668, CALCULATED 
8503, and WALDO WOMBAT 8601.