DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/20/2025 Duedate: 12/03/2025
OSKSI ARENA
DM 3 TURN 1056
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WOHP DUH
WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
(3-4615) [21-9-0,126]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WOHP DUH TRAPPER
WE BIG WOHPUM (77) M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
(3-4615) [21-9-0,126] (3-6682) [3-0-0,27]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
OTIS TAYLOR WICKED GREMLIN
THE BLUES 3 (735) BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
(3-8446) [22-20-1,95] (3-8576) [9-3-0,101]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE BLUES 3 (735)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LLOYDS (763) 32
2. THE BLUES 3 (735) 30 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
3. WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 25 Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 18
5. PET SHOP BOYS (757) 13 LLOYDS (763)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*LLOYDS (763) 2 0 0 100. 1/ 1 THE BLUES 3 (735) 11 4 0
2/ 1 BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 11 5 0 68.8 2/ 2 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 9 5 0
3/ 0*M*A*S*H 4077 (615) 9 6 0 60.0 3/ 5 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 4 3 0
4/ 2 THE BLUES 3 (735) 165 132 12 55.6 4/ 3 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 4 11 0
5/ 3 CATASTROPHIES (754) 64 59 1 52.0 5/ 4 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 3 4 1
6- 4 THE ENDLESS (736) 16 15 0 51.6 6/ 0*LLOYDS (763) 2 0 0
7- 5 BANGERS & MASH (752) 94 89 5 51.4 7- 7 BANGERS & MASH (752) 2 1 0
8/ 6 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 78 76 2 50.6 8- 9 MMM BEER 4 (685) 2 2 0
9/ 8 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 201 207 3 49.3 9- 6 THE ENDLESS (736) 1 1 0
10/ 7 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 7 8 1 46.7 10/11 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1 2 0
11- 9 MMM BEER 4 (685) 106 126 6 45.7 11/12 CATASTROPHIES (754) 1 2 0
12-10 THE COUSINS (57) 126 163 8 43.6 12/10 BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 1 2 0
13/11 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1280 1830 34 41.2 13/ 0*M*A*S*H 4077 (615) 1 4 0
14/12 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 23 46 4 33.3 14- 8 THE COUSINS (57) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
OSKSI, All you guys, I fight you and I win. DUH. I eat food at the market every day
DUH, I like my armor DUH. I am the Duel Master.
-- DUH
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, OSKSI? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. If this keeps up, THE COUSINS, you'll
have to shine swords instead of use them. A drop of 6 in the rankings? Of course,
we're all terribly impressed to see LLOYD win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.
Tsk, tsk, LLOYD beat SGT. ZELMO ZANE and SGT. ZELMO ZANE lost 12 points. You're
breakin' my heart. WICKED GREMLIN challenged OSKSI's Duelmaster for a shot at the
throne. And if variety is the spice of life, OSKSI may be getting bland, as WOHP DUH
stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling
you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, OSKSI?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. MMM
BEER 4, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.
Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it looks like BAD BOURBON 5 avoided
them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh,
I'm frightfully impressed, WICKED GREMLIN was this turn's most challenged warrior.
Watch that ego swell, sports fans. Looks like time for laurels or hemlock, OTIS
TAYLOR was challenged by WALDO WOMBAT, who was ranked 29 points below him. Not that
I'm surprised or anything, but WALDO WOMBAT was beat by OTIS TAYLOR, leaving the
latter lower for recognition points. I guess I can give a little credit to FELICIA
FALCON of PET SHOP BOYS for challenging up by 18 to BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD. FELICIA
FALCON lost to get 31 points of recognition. And we have WILLIE COBBS in a
challenge, going down 13 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought WILLIE COBBS
showed great skill and promise when he beat ALDI. All right, so I slept through it!
Big deal!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only
shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in OSKSI to get a drink than The Elefont! Any
suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So
nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOHP DUH 4615 21 9 0 126 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LUCIENNE 8273 13 7 0 103 THE ENDLESS (736)
WICKED GREMLIN 8576 9 3 0 101 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
OTIS TAYLOR 8446 22 20 1 95 THE BLUES 3 (735)
-KING SUE 8560 9 2 2 95 MMM BEER 4 (685)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GIBRALTER 8438 19 19 2 88 BANGERS & MASH (752)
BUDDY MOSS 8624 12 4 1 83 THE BLUES 3 (735)
HARVEY HAMSTER 8647 7 1 0 70 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WINDY WOHP 8555 14 12 0 66 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
-MCOATFACE 8475 12 12 1 66 BANGERS & MASH (752)
-POUNCE 8615 7 5 0 66 THE COUSINS (57)
-TOASTIE 8561 7 6 0 66 BANGERS & MASH (752)
-RASCAL 8415 10 9 0 62 THE COUSINS (57)
CALCULATED 8503 10 31 0 61 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
WALDO WOMBAT 8601 11 9 0 58 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OSCAR OCELOT 8646 9 1 0 58 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAMBONE WILLIE 8663 5 3 0 51 THE BLUES 3 (735)
BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD 7356 6 4 0 49 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)
PHOENIX 8595 5 13 1 48 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
SOMEBURROS 8594 7 11 0 44 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
TEMPE 8596 4 14 2 40 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PERRY STRIKSON 8673 1 0 1 33 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)
SPICY KITTY 8616 7 8 0 31 CATASTROPHIES (754)
FELICIA FALCON 8642 4 4 2 31 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
WILLIE COBBS 8668 3 1 0 29 THE BLUES 3 (735)
TRAPPER 6682 3 0 0 27 M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOTLIPS 6679 2 1 0 22 M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
WOHP WOHP TUBETOP 8610 2 1 0 17 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
BIG LLOYD 8633 1 0 0 16 LLOYDS (763)
LLOYD 8634 1 0 0 16 LLOYDS (763)
MALL WALKER 8651 3 1 0 14 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
ALDI 8628 1 3 0 10 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
SGT. ZELMO ZANE 6681 2 1 0 7 M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LITTER 7766 0 1 0 M*A*S*H 4077 615 MOUNTAIN TROLL 1056 NONE
WIA 7422 0 1 0 M*A*S*H 4077 615 LORD ISKOVEN 1056 NONE
RUBY DREADMOURNE 7359 0 1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS! 667 BANDIT PRINCE 1056 NONE
SABER MAGICKILLE 7358 0 1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS! 667 HIGH ELF 1056 NONE
WOHP-A WOHP-A 8667 0 6 0 WE BIG WOHPUM 77 LORD ISKOVEN 1056 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WOHP-A WOHP-A was butchered by LORD ISKOVEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LITTER was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SABER MAGICKILLER was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
WIA was butchered by LORD ISKOVEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
RUBY DREADMOURNER was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
WICKED GREMLIN was unbelievably bested by WOHP DUH in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
WALDO WOMBAT was overpowered by OTIS TAYLOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HAMBONE WILLIE handily defeated TEMPE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
FELICIA FALCON lost to BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
WILLIE COBBS overpowered ALDI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JO ANN KELLY defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 4 minute veteran's fight.
BUDDY MOSS overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
CALCULATED was demolished by HARVEY HAMSTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
WINDY WOHP devastated SOMEBURROS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
OSCAR OCELOT outwaited FRATSFA SLAVE in a unpopular 9 minute bout.
PHOENIX handily defeated HOTLIPS in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SPICY KITTY bested WOHP WOHP TUBETOP in a 1 minute duel.
TRAPPER overcame MALL WALKER in a 2 minute bout.
SGT. ZELMO ZANE was viciously subdued by LLOYD in a tiring 7 minute amateur's brawl.
BIG LLOYD demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 1 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 13 - 0 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 13 - 1 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 35 - 2 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 25 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 18 - 1 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 1056 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY WOHP DUH 4615 21 9 0 126 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
LUNGING ATTACK WICKED GREMLIN 8576 9 3 0 101 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
WALL OF STEEL OTIS TAYLOR 8446 22 20 1 95 THE BLUES 3 (735)
STRIKING ATTACK HARVEY HAMSTER 8647 7 1 0 70 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
SLASHING ATTACK WINDY WOHP 8555 14 12 0 66 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OTIS TAYLOR 8446. The most popular warrior this
turn was WICKED GREMLIN 8576. The ten other most popular fighters were WOHP DUH
4615, FELICIA FALCON 8642, BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD 7356, BUDDY MOSS 8624, TRAPPER 6682,
RUBY DREADMOURNER 7359, OTIS TAYLOR 8446, PHOENIX 8595, BIG LLOYD 8633, and HAMBONE
WILLIE 8663.
The least popular fighter this week was OSCAR OCELOT 8646. The other ten least
popular fighters were SGT. ZELMO ZANE 6681, LLOYD 8634, MALL WALKER 8651, SOMEBURROS
8594, CALCULATED 8503, ALDI 8628, TEMPE 8596, WALDO WOMBAT 8601, WIA 7422, and SABER
MAGICKILLER 7358.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
OTIS TAYLOR (3-8446) THE BLUES 3 (735)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
JO ANN KELLY (3-8456) THE BLUES 3 (735)