DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/09/2026 Duedate: 04/22/2026
OSKSI ARENA
DM 3 TURN 1066
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WALDO WOMBAT
PET SHOP BOYS (757)
(3-8601) [17-13-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WALDO WOMBAT BABA YAGA
PET SHOP BOYS (757) AM I EVIL? (765)
(3-8601) [17-13-0,111] (3-8698) [5-0-1,70]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
MCOATFACE HAMBONE WILLIE
BANGERS & MASH (752) THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8475) [15-16-1,66] (3-8663) [10-8-0,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE BLUES 3 (735)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE BLUES 3 (735) 35
2. THE COUSINS (57) 32 THE BLUES 3 (735)
3. AM I EVIL? (765) 23 Unchartered Team
4. PET SHOP BOYS (757) 14
5. BANGERS & MASH (752) 11 AM I EVIL? (765)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*AM I EVIL? (765) 5 3 1 62.5 1/ 1 THE BLUES 3 (735) 8 7 0
2- 3*M*A*S*H 4077 (615) 15 12 0 55.6 2/ 3 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 7 5 0
3/ 4 THE BLUES 3 (735) 191 155 12 55.2 3/ 2 BANGERS & MASH (752) 5 5 0
4/ 6 CATASTROPHIES (754) 69 64 2 51.9 4/ 5 THE COUSINS (57) 4 5 0
5/ 5 BANGERS & MASH (752) 113 105 6 51.8 5/ 4*AM I EVIL? (765) 3 3 0
6/ 7 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 99 98 4 50.3 6/ 6 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 3 9 0
7/ 8 THE COUSINS (57) 133 169 8 44.0 7- 7*M*A*S*H 4077 (615) 1 1 0
8/ 9 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1282 1838 34 41.1 8/ 8 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1 2 0
9/10 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 40 73 5 35.4 9/ 9 CATASTROPHIES (754) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for LOUIS JORDAN, who flew up 17 points in
the rankings after mashing MOOSE ALINI like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And
falling like a basher in the top ten was PHOENIX, who dropped 12 points after a
disappointing (to say the least) bout with POUNCE. Drawing on all of his experience
as a 24-18-0 warrior, PORKY went for the Duelmastership against WALDO WOMBAT this
week. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was BANGERS &
MASH's PORKY, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by WALDO WOMBAT. 4 out of
5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the OSKSI arena. Here's a
song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad PET SHOP BOYS? Big bad PET SHOP BOYS.
Big bad PET SHOP BOYS. OSKSI's afraid of the big bad PET SHOP BOYS. Tra la la la
la! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause BANGERS &
MASH beats feet every time PET SHOP BOYS smiles at them. Try farming, eh? And who
is this CALCULATED you ask, with 75 points and a 12-39-0 record. Ooh, the tales I
could tell! In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, BLIND JOHN DAVIS went
after MALL WALKER, who was higher by 23 points. Well, when the dust settled, BLIND
JOHN DAVIS was overcame by MALL WALKER.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in OSKSI have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. And
remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've
heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALDO WOMBAT 8601 17 13 0 111 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OSCAR OCELOT 8646 17 3 0 99 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
PORKY 8436 24 19 0 95 BANGERS & MASH (752)
RASCAL 8415 14 10 0 92 THE COUSINS (57)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAMBONE WILLIE 8663 10 8 0 90 THE BLUES 3 (735)
POUNCE 8615 9 8 0 79 THE COUSINS (57)
TOASTIE 8561 11 9 1 78 BANGERS & MASH (752)
SPICY KITTY 8616 12 13 1 75 CATASTROPHIES (754)
CALCULATED 8503 12 39 0 75 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
BABA YAGA 8698 5 0 1 70 AM I EVIL? (765)
PHOENIX 8595 8 20 1 68 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MCOATFACE 8475 15 16 1 66 BANGERS & MASH (752)
WILLIE COBBS 8668 8 6 0 66 THE BLUES 3 (735)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MALL WALKER 8651 10 4 0 56 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
TEMPE 8596 7 21 2 56 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
CRIS 8402 12 4 0 55 THE COUSINS (57)
-TRAPPER 6682 4 2 0 41 M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
-SGT. ZELMO ZANE 6681 5 1 0 35 M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704 2 3 0 33 THE BLUES 3 (735)
ALDI 8628 4 10 1 32 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
CAREY BELL 8675 4 6 0 32 THE BLUES 3 (735)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOUIS JORDAN 8711 2 1 0 21 THE BLUES 3 (735)
MOOSE ALINI 8674 2 7 1 18 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALLIE GATOR 8689 2 2 0 18 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BODY COUNT 2 8701 0 1 0 AM I EVIL? 765 LORD ISKOVEN 1066 NONE
JALAPENA 8720 0 1 0 BANGERS & MASH 752 BLACK ORC 1066 NONE
PIKE 8721 0 1 0 BANGERS & MASH 752 STONE GOLEM 1066 NONE
FELICIA FALCON 8642 6 8 3 PET SHOP BOYS 757 SPICY KITTY 8616 1062 REVENGED
DIE HARD 8716 0 1 0 THE COUSINS 57 SPYMASTER 1066 NONE
DIE HARDER 8717 0 1 0 THE COUSINS 57 MOUNTAIN TROLL 1066 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PIKE was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
JALAPENA was killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BODY COUNT 2 was murdered by LORD ISKOVEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DIE HARDER was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DIE HARD was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
PORKY was savagely defeated by WALDO WOMBAT in a 4 minute Challenge Title competition.
HAMBONE WILLIE was unbelievably bested by OSCAR OCELOT in a 3 minute Challenge match.
TOASTIE defeated CALCULATED in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
MCOATFACE was viciously subdued by SPICY KITTY in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
BLIND JOHN DAVIS was defeated by MALL WALKER in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
LOUIS JORDAN overpowered MOOSE ALINI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
PHOENIX was beaten by POUNCE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
RASCAL subdued WILLIE COBBS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
BABA YAGA devastated TEMPE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CRIS devastated ALDI in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
ALLIE GATOR was handily defeated by CAREY BELL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 10 - 0 73 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 6 - 1 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 1 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 44 - 3 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 17 - 2 39 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 16 - 0 24 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 9 - 0 18 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 1066 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 6 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL WALDO WOMBAT 8601 17 13 0 111 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
TOTAL PARRY OSCAR OCELOT 8646 17 3 0 99 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RASCAL 8415 14 10 0 92 THE COUSINS (57)
SLASHING ATTACK HAMBONE WILLIE 8663 10 8 0 90 THE BLUES 3 (735)
LUNGING ATTACK POUNCE 8615 9 8 0 79 THE COUSINS (57)
BASHING ATTACK TOASTIE 8561 11 9 1 78 BANGERS & MASH (752)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MCOATFACE 8475. The most popular warrior this turn
was HAMBONE WILLIE 8663. The ten other most popular fighters were WALDO WOMBAT 8601,
PIKE 8721, SPICY KITTY 8616, RASCAL 8415, WILLIE COBBS 8668, BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704,
OSCAR OCELOT 8646, TOASTIE 8561, MCOATFACE 8475, and PHOENIX 8595.
The least popular fighter this week was ALLIE GATOR 8689. The other ten least
popular fighters were TEMPE 8596, MOOSE ALINI 8674, MALL WALKER 8651, CALCULATED
8503, DIE HARD 8716, DIE HARDER 8717, BODY COUNT 2 8701, CRIS 8402, JALAPENA 8720,
and BABA YAGA 8698.
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