DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/12/2016    Duedate: 07/25/2016

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-783

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

AURELIA
PURSUIT OF PAIN (655)
(4-6954) [7-8-1,89]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

AURELIA                        POSITION IS EMPTY
PURSUIT OF PAIN (655)          
(4-6954) [7-8-1,89]            

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BETTERMAN                      PUFF BALL
PEARL JAM (629)                THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
(4-7037) [15-5-0,62]           (4-7065) [8-1-1,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PURSUIT OF PAIN (655)       30
2. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)       13      THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
3. SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)      13      Unchartered Team
4. GIANTS & GOLEMS (651)        0
5. WRATHMEN (648)               0      FOUND ON TABLE (379)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    427 311 34 57.9   1/ 1 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     8  4 3
 2/ 2 PEARL JAM (629)          197 172 12 53.4   2/ 2 PEARL JAM (629)           5  5 0
 3/ 0 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    20  18  2 52.6   3/ 3 PURSUIT OF PAIN (655)     3  3 0
 4- 3*GIANTS & GOLEMS (651)      5   9  0 35.7   4/ 0 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    1  0 1
 5/ 4 PURSUIT OF PAIN (655)      7  14  1 33.3   5- 4*GIANTS & GOLEMS (651)     1  1 0
 6- 5*WRATHMEN (648)             0   2  0  0.0   6- 6*WRATHMEN (648)            0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
JHELUM brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see AURELIA win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, AURELIA 
beat BETTERMAN and BETTERMAN lost 17 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to 
absence, and inability to defend the throne, ANIMAL has lost the Title of Duelmaster. 
Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
AURELIA takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys 
win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  THE BAD BUNNIES was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like PURSUIT OF PAIN avoided them the 
most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Nipped in the bud, you might say, was MOPSY of THE 
BAD BUNNIES this turn.  Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a belly laugh.  
Heh heh.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with 
you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in JHELUM to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad to see the back of this 
place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AURELIA 6954                  7   8  1    89       PURSUIT OF PAIN (655)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANIMAL 6948                  10   2  1   122       PEARL JAM (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROADKILL 7055                 8   1  2    87       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 HARVEY 6978                  10   6  1    72       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTERMAN 7037               15   5  0    62       PEARL JAM (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUFF BALL 7065                8   1  1    52       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
-EVENFLOW 7014                 6   4  0    42       PEARL JAM (629)
 ICE FROG KING 6933            5   1  2    39       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
-SHADOW GOLEM 6916             3   4  0    38       GIANTS & GOLEMS (651)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SEA GIANT 6919                2   5  0    23       GIANTS & GOLEMS (651)
-DAUGHTER 7060                 2   2  0    20       PEARL JAM (629)
-MR. PUDDING 6902              1   2  0    19       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
-SEVERA 6865                   0   2  0    18       WRATHMEN (648)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 7097                0  1 0 PEARL JAM 629        WURM KIN              783  NONE
KITTY KAT 7053          0  1 0 PURSUIT OF PAIN 655  DARK CHAMPION         783  NONE
MR AVERAGE 7054         0  1 0 PURSUIT OF PAIN 655  MOUNTAIN TROLL        783  NONE
SILLY GIRL 7052         0  1 0 PURSUIT OF PAIN 655  MOUNTAIN TROLL        783  NONE
MOPSY 7082              3  1 1 THE BAD BUNNIES 164  ICE FROG KING 6933    783   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MR AVERAGE was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
KITTY KAT was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SILLY GIRL was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BETTERMAN was devastated by AURELIA in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
ROADKILL overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HARVEY devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute bloody one-sided duel.
PUFF BALL savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute bloody brawl.
ICE FROG KING narrowly killed MOPSY in a 2 minute melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   4 -  2      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        24 -  16 -  2      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  10 -  0      23  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 783 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ROADKILL 7055               8   1  2   87 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
TOTAL PARRY      HARVEY 6978                10   6  1   72 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
BASHING ATTACK   PUFF BALL 7065              8   1  1   52 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
LUNGING ATTACK   ICE FROG KING 6933          5   1  2   39 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BETTERMAN 7037.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PUFF BALL 7065.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARVEY 6978, ROADKILL 
7055, ICE FROG KING 6933, MOPSY 7082, SILLY GIRL 7052, AURELIA 6954, MR AVERAGE 7054, 
DA1 7097, KITTY KAT 7053, and BETTERMAN 7037.

The least popular fighter this week was BETTERMAN 7037.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KITTY KAT 7053, DA1 7097, MR AVERAGE 7054, AURELIA 6954, SILLY GIRL 
7052, MOPSY 7082, ICE FROG KING 6933, ROADKILL 7055, HARVEY 6978, and PUFF BALL 7065.