DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/13/2026    Duedate: 01/26/2026

JHELUM ARENA

DM 4    TURN 1030

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CONQUEROR
TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
(4-7907) [7-8-0,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CONQUEROR                      POSITION IS EMPTY
TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)        
(4-7907) [7-8-0,92]            

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HAVEN OF GLOOM                 CARRO LEGGERO
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
(4-7826) [14-17-0,72]          (4-7904) [4-14-2,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE KILLING HIVE (718)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CLASSIC BLUES (549)           34 
2. TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)       32    THE KILLING HIVE (718)
3. TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)          20    Unchartered Team
4. THE KILLING HIVE (718)        15 
5. OF WOLF & TROLL (732)         14    ARMY OF DARKNESS (642)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SILLY YUPPIE! (734)        5   1  1 83.3   1/ 1 THE KILLING HIVE (718)    8  4 0
 2/ 2 THE KILLING HIVE (718)    41  29  1 58.6   2/ 5 CLASSIC BLUES (549)       8  6 0
 3/ 3 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)   262 196  4 57.2   3/ 3 OF WOLF & TROLL (732)     7  2 0
 4/ 4 CLASSIC BLUES (549)      208 157  9 57.0   4/ 2 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      7  8 1
 5- 5 ERRATA (714)               9   7  0 56.2   5/ 7 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   6  8 0
 6- 6 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)   104  82  2 55.9   6- 6 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)    5  1 0
 7/ 9 OF WOLF & TROLL (732)     16  14  0 53.3   7/ 4 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   4  5 0
 8/ 7 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)  271 239 27 53.1   8/ 8 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    3  8 1
 9/ 8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)     585 525 23 52.7   9- 9 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    2  3 0
10-10 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)   325 303 24 51.8  10-10*SILLY YUPPIE! (734)       1  1 0
11/11 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   62  62  0 50.0  11/12 DOGS OF WAR (115)         1  5 0
12/12 DOGS OF WAR (115)        1169 1691 42 40.9  12-11 ERRATA (714)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     The native girl gave Orv a surprised smile.  "You have some herb lore, do you?"
     "You could say that," the little spirit replied with an answering smile.  "I'm a 
land healer.  When we're done with the monsters, I will heal the poisoned land here 
before I go home."
     "I'll pass the word.  Maybe some farmers will come and say which fields need 
help."
     The group of adventurers moved on down the flower-lined road, toward the forest 
with the dark and foggy spot in the middle.
     Vengeance said, "This chaos gate, is it a big visible stone gate, like when we 
fought in Gateway Arena?"
     Orv shook his, or her, or its head.  "It is a wound in Ghea, which has festered 
through the volcanic flow Sheila Greywand used to try and seal it.  The world beyond 
that breach is as poisonous to our world as our world is to that world."  Shaking its 
head, it spat to the side, as though tasting something vile.  "The breach is under the 
polluted water and I don't recommend going through to the other side.  It's likely 
that the enemy will be on this side, maybe in the water as the poison comforts them.  
In case you have to enter the water, I'll make you a salve to protect your bodies and 
your equipment, but that won't last more than an hour."
     Tortured Trout frowned as he strode down the road.  "Sounds like it would be best 
to lure them out of the water.  What can we do to really piss them off?"
     Orv gasped a surprised laugh, sounding as innocent as a child -- a child with 
mischief on its mind.  "I don't know them well, but I'd guess these invaders are 
fanatics who take themselves very seriously.  If they think you are making fun of 
them..."
     Marduk nodded.  "So, we pants them."
     Teetotaler shook his head.  "Nnn... ah.  We're talking about making them come out 
of the water to fight us.  How would that work?"
     "I could make an illusion," Trout suggested, rubbing his bearded chin.
     Teddy Brewster shrugged.  "When we see them, we should simply charge!"
     "We hide in the trees," said Vengeance.  "Trout makes an illusion of a farmer 
pantsing one of the poison weasels.  They get offended and come ashore to deal with 
it.  THEN we charge.  Hmm.  There are six of us, and seven of them.  Orv, do you 
fight?"
     The little spirit shook its head, then said, "Well... it depends.  You can see 
that I'm not as big and strong as all of you."
     "But you are of Ghea," said Tortured Trout.  "Can you poison those things with a 
touch?"
     "Oh.  Yes, I suppose so.  But if I am slain, I can't heal the land."
     "We won't include you in the fighting line, then.  Or Trout, either.  You guys 
are support.  The five of us can take those evil weasels."
     They had been walking rapidly as they made their plans.  Now, they were in the 
forest, which looked sick.  It was mostly oak and maple and sycamore trees, which 
should have had green leaves on this warm island, but all the leaves were shriveled 
and black, and curled up on the ground.  The tree skeletons looked twisted, as though 
they were in pain.  The group of fighters walked up a small rise in the land, and 
looked down upon a swamp, pools of bubbling yellowish water that stank of sulfur and 
rot.
     Vengeance looked at Orv.  "Can you tell where they are?"
     The nature spirit stretched out its arm, pointing at a particularly large pool.  
"Four of them.  The other three might still be in their own world."
     Teddy Brewster shifted his feet, hefted his sword, and snorted.  "Let's just 
charge."

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt JHELUM will ever be the same.  CLASSIC BLUES stable has parlayed this turn's 
4-1-0 into a 3 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 2nd place.  Good 
work, guys!  The TANKS FOR NOTHIN' guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be 
watched in the future.  You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's 
see, WALTER DAVIS fought THE USEROUS MERCHANT and gained 21 points and contributed to 
CLASSIC BLUES' 4-1-0.  Due to hers absence and inability to defend the throne, EMRY 
has lost the title of Duelmaster.  And all eyes were on CONQUEROR this turn as he 
ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  JHELUM has a new victor!  By the way, was that 
our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Welcome Wench?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  TRIBAL COUNCIL has cause to stand tall, as 
they were JHELUM's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And avoiding TRIBAL COUNCIL more than any other team we find SONGS OF THE WOOD.  
JHELUM, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged 
warrior this turn was DOGS OF WAR's warrior LEAD BALLOON.  More fighters challenged 
him than challenged the Duelmaster!  In a brave attempt, PANZER IV from TANKS FOR 
NOTHIN' challenged up 20 points to fight VELVET QUEEN from the SONGS OF THE WOOD 
stable.  PANZER IV perhaps got its just desserts, seeing as it beat VELVET QUEEN and 
ended up with 85 recognition points.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  The grave that TRIBAL COUNCIL had dug for RUNNING BRAVE may yet be filled 
with the body of BLACK ORC.  Seldom are the likes of this to be seen.  RUNNING BRAVE 
lives still!  The Welcome Wench declares a free round for JESSE FULLER and all of 
CLASSIC BLUES, for having revenged TRIBAL COUNCIL's OSCEOLA for killing one of their 
comrades.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in JHELUM and I've a long road ahead of 
me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in JHELUM again, farewell-- Alarond the 
Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONQUEROR 7907                7   8  0  92         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAEL 5225                    17   5  1 143         PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)    
-EMRY 5357                    11   7  0 123         PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)    
-SWAYTHE 5253                 11   9  0 108         PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)    
-THE WHISTLER 7789            12  12  0  95         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POLAR BEAR 7820              19  16  0  85         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
 PANZER IV 7847               13  16  2  85         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   
 VALENTINE 7776               18  28  1  84         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   
-STONE RONIN 7730             10  12  0  81         THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    
-STRAR 7672                    8   3  0  81         ERRATA (714)              
 HUNTING GIRL 7846            10   7  0  76         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   
 MULINEAUX 7863                5   3  0  73         OF WOLF & TROLL (732)     
 HAVEN OF GLOOM 7826          14  17  0  72         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    
 VELVET QUEEN 7797            14   9  0  71         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   
 THE HOODED CROW 7786         13  12  0  71         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   
 LIL GREEN 7803               10   4  0  69         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
 EDGAR 7838                   16  16  0  67         DOGS OF WAR (115)         
-TRUST FALL 7887               5   0  1  67         SILLY YUPPIE! (734)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK FROST 7785               9  16  0  64         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   
 LEAD BALLOON 7742             3  54  0  63         DOGS OF WAR (115)         
 SHATTERBOW 7772               8   4  1  61         THE KILLING HIVE (718)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MIRE OF DOUBT 7849           12  12  1  53         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    
 ASHFLAYER 7775                8   4  0  51         THE KILLING HIVE (718)    
 WALTER DAVIS 7922             6   3  0  47         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
-ARK OF AFFLICTION 7853       12   9  0  45         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    
 REJI 7862                     6   3  0  39         OF WOLF & TROLL (732)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARBAX 7891                   9   2  0  37         THE KILLING HIVE (718)    
 JESSE FULLER 7802             8   7  0  36         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUNNING BRAVE 7944            2   0  1  33         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
 CARRO LEGGERO 7904            4  14  2  29         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALBERT COLLINS 7917           4   6  1  23         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
-HOKEI POKEI 7875              1   3  0  22         THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    
 OSCEOLA 7929                  4   1  1  21         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
 MUGDA 7927                    2   3  0  19         OF WOLF & TROLL (732)     
 PINK ANDERSON 7942            2   0  0  13         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
 STRONG OAK 7932               1   4  0   7         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
-PATH OF BONE 7935             0   2  0   4         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    
 THUGGO 7943                   0   2  0   2         THE KILLING HIVE (718)    
 BRAVE 7946                    0   1  0   1         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
-GENTLE GIANT 7933             0   1  0   1         PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SKIP JAMES 7924         1  2 0 CLASSIC BLUES 549    OSCEOLA 7929          1027 JUST REVENGED
BLACK ORC               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           RUNNING BRAVE 7944    1030 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sorry, Tank. I know it's sad to waste those previous 54 fights. Look me up at the Isle 
if you wish vengeance. -- Spire of Scorn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUNNING BRAVE viciously butchered BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
JACK FROST was subdued by MULINEAUX in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
LIL GREEN was savagely defeated by POLAR BEAR in a 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
PANZER IV viciously subdued VELVET QUEEN in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
THE HOODED CROW demolished LEAD BALLOON in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
CARRO LEGGERO slimly lost to BARBAX in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Challenge fight.
CONQUEROR bested HUNTING GIRL in a popular 1 minute Title competition.
VALENTINE slimly won victory over HAVEN OF GLOOM in a 2 minute expert's melee.
EDGAR won victory over ASHFLAYER in a 4 minute uneven fight.
SHATTERBOW vanquished REJI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WALTER DAVIS overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
OSCEOLA was savagely defeated by JESSE FULLER in a 1 minute novice vs. master match.
ALBERT COLLINS demolished THUGGO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MUGDA overpowered STRONG OAK in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PINK ANDERSON defeated BRAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  33 -  6      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  22 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  25 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  43 -  1      34  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 1030 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   POLAR BEAR 7820            19  16  0   85 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
AIMED BLOW       HUNTING GIRL 7846          10   7  0   76 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MULINEAUX 7863              5   3  0   73 OF WOLF & TROLL (732)
LUNGING ATTACK   VELVET QUEEN 7797          14   9  0   71 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
TOTAL PARRY      LIL GREEN 7803             10   4  0   69 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
WALL OF STEEL    REJI 7862                   6   3  0   39 OF WOLF & TROLL (732)
STRIKING ATTACK  JESSE FULLER 7802           8   7  0   36 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAVEN OF GLOOM 7826.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CARRO LEGGERO 7904.  The ten other most popular fighters were RUNNING BRAVE 
7944, POLAR BEAR 7820, PANZER IV 7847, ASHFLAYER 7775, MULINEAUX 7863, VALENTINE 
7776, HAVEN OF GLOOM 7826, JESSE FULLER 7802, JACK FROST 7785, and BARBAX 7891.

The least popular fighter this week was THUGGO 7943.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were REJI 7862, EDGAR 7838, LEAD BALLOON 7742, STRONG OAK 7932, OSCEOLA 
7929, HUNTING GIRL 7846, VELVET QUEEN 7797, LIL GREEN 7803, BRAVE 7946, and MUGDA 
7927.