DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/08/2017    Duedate: 08/21/2017

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-810

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEAD SEXY
OTTO IS... (645)
(4-6841) [9-3-1,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEAD SEXY                      CROOKSHANKS
OTTO IS... (645)               POTTERY WORLD (679)
(4-6841) [9-3-1,93]            (4-7207) [1-0-0,10]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEAD SEXY                      DEAD SEXY
OTTO IS... (645)               OTTO IS... (645)
(4-6841) [9-3-1,93]            (4-6841) [9-3-1,93]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OTTO IS... (645)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. POTTERY WORLD (679)         17
2. OTTO IS... (645)             9      OTTO IS... (645)
3. D-WORDS (678)                9      Unchartered Team
4. ROCKYTOP (676)               8
5. RUBBER SOUL 6 (672)          8      ROCKYTOP (676)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ROCKYTOP (676)             1   0  1  100   1/ 0 OTTO IS... (645)          2  0 0
 2/ 0*POTTERY WORLD (679)        2   1  0 66.7   2/ 0*POTTERY WORLD (679)       2  1 0
 3/ 0 OTTO IS... (645)          13  10  1 56.5   3/ 0*ROCKYTOP (676)            1  0 1
 4/ 1 RUBBER SOUL 6 (672)       19  45  1 29.7   4/ 0*D-WORDS (678)             1  4 0
 5/ 0*D-WORDS (678)              1   4  0 20.0   5/ 1 RUBBER SOUL 6 (672)       1  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  OTTO IS... now holds the crown and 
they are betting they can keep it.  For every winner there is a loser.  Speaking of 
losers, lets take a look at RUBBER SOUL 6, who went down to 1st from 5th.  Life is 
tough.  Don't these new hotshots make you sick (or, if they fought you, hurt)?  
POTTERY WORLD, on their very first turn, went 2-1-0.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
CROOKSHANKS, who flew up 10 points in the rankings after mashing DOMINATOR like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  In front of all the crowds, DEAD SEXY took the 
Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators 
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JHELUM arena.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Knowing when to use the right 
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And remember, you can pick your 
friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEAD SEXY 6841                9   3  1    93       OTTO IS... (645)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE WORD 7122                 8   3  0    81       RUBBER SOUL 6 (672)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPARKY 7168                   2   3  0    33       RUBBER SOUL 6 (672)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VIDEO GAMES 6840              2   3  0    19       OTTO IS... (645)
 THE COOLEST 6839              2   2  0    18       OTTO IS... (645)
 CROOKSHANKS 7207              1   0  0    10       POTTERY WORLD (679)
 GEN. ROBERT NEYLAND 7174      1   0  1     8       ROCKYTOP (676)
 NEVILLE 7204                  1   0  0     6       POTTERY WORLD (679)
 DART 7198                     1   0  0     5       D-WORDS (678)
 DESTROYER 7199                0   1  0     1       D-WORDS (678)
 DAEDALUS 7197                 0   1  0     1       D-WORDS (678)
 HAGRID 7206                   0   1  0     1       POTTERY WORLD (679)
 DOMINATOR 7200                0   1  0     1       D-WORDS (678)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEFENDER 7201           0  1 0 D-WORDS 678          GEN. ROBERT NEYL 7174 810   
BYE 7202                0  1 0 RUBBER SOUL 6 672    BLACK ORC             810  NONE
SEE YA 7203             0  1 0 RUBBER SOUL 6 672    WURM KIN              810  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SEE YA was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SPARKY was demolished by DEAD SEXY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight.
THE COOLEST devastated DAEDALUS in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
GEN. ROBERT NEYLAND savagely slew DEFENDER in a 2 minute amateur's competition.
DESTROYER was defeated by NEVILLE in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
DOMINATOR was devastated by CROOKSHANKS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DART overcame HAGRID in a 4 minute gruesome beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   3 -  1      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  12 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 810 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DEAD SEXY 6841              9   3  1   93 OTTO IS... (645)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEAD SEXY 6841.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DEAD SEXY 6841.  The ten other most popular fighters were NEVILLE 7204, DAEDALUS 
7197, GEN. ROBERT NEYLAND 7174, DESTROYER 7199, THE COOLEST 6839, CROOKSHANKS 7207, 
DART 7198, DOMINATOR 7200, HAGRID 7206, and BYE 7202.

The least popular fighter this week was DEFENDER 7201.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SPARKY 7168, SEE YA 7203, BYE 7202, HAGRID 7206, DOMINATOR 7200, DART 
7198, CROOKSHANKS 7207, THE COOLEST 6839, DESTROYER 7199, and GEN. ROBERT NEYLAND 
7174.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.