DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/05/2026 Duedate: 05/18/2026
JHELUM ARENA
DM 4 TURN 1038
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
VALENTINE
TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
(4-7776) [22-32-1,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
VALENTINE PUNKY ROOSTER
TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) BIG LAKE CHICKENS (726)
(4-7776) [22-32-1,119] (4-7791) [1-3-0,20]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
VALENTINE BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN
TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) PALE SHELTER 57 (698)
(4-7776) [22-32-1,119] (4-7423) [13-1-0,104]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CLASSIC BLUES (549)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 35
2. EIRSHOON AERION (738) 32 PALE SHELTER 57 (698)
3. CLASSIC BLUES (549) 19 Unchartered Team
4. PALE SHELTER 57 (698) 17
5. PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253) 6 BIG LAKE CHICKENS (726)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*BUBBA'S BANE (736) 2 0 0 100. 1/ 2 CLASSIC BLUES (549) 9 6 0
2/ 2 PALE SHELTER 57 (698) 76 16 2 82.6 2/ 7 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 8 4 0
3- 3 SILLY YUPPIE! (734) 11 3 1 78.6 3- 4*CARESS OF STEEL! (739) 7 3 0
4- 4*CARESS OF STEEL! (739) 7 3 0 70.0 4/ 5 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 6 5 1
5- 5 FAIL TO WRECK (720) 20 12 0 62.5 5/ 1 THE KILLING HIVE (718) 6 5 0
6/ 7 CLASSIC BLUES (549) 231 173 11 57.2 6/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253) 5 0 0
7/ 6 THE KILLING HIVE (718) 56 42 1 57.1 7/ 6 PALE SHELTER 57 (698) 5 1 0
8/ 8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 600 542 25 52.5 8/ 8 DOGS OF WAR (115) 2 4 0
9/ 9 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253) 334 303 24 52.4 9- 9 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725) 2 8 0
10/10 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 283 259 27 52.2 10-10*BUBBA'S BANE (736) 1 0 0
11-11 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725) 71 76 0 48.3 11-11 FAIL TO WRECK (720) 1 1 0
12/13 DOGS OF WAR (115) 1173 1703 42 40.8 12/12*BIG LAKE CHICKENS (726) 1 1 0
13/14*BIG LAKE CHICKENS (726) 2 4 0 33.3 13/14*EIRSHOON AERION (738) 0 7 0
14/12*EIRSHOON AERION (738) 3 9 0 25.0 14-13 SILLY YUPPIE! (734) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good afternoon!
Well, there were five deaths in the arena today, and they were all zero-fight newbies
in the Dark Arena. I hope they were allowed to fake their deaths, but not all
managers are okay with that. The last person listed in the dead column is Brook the
Rage, a worthy fighter who was killed by Polar Bear last turn, and not yet avenged. I
don't see any other fighters from the Fail to Wreck team, and Polar Bear is the very
experienced warrior, so... there probably won't be any revenge, unless it's the kind
where you set a bag of dog droppings on fire on his porch, ring the doorbell, and run
away.
Actually, Polar Bear isn't the Duelmaster anymore, but he is the top Basher. POLAR
BEAR (4-7820) (22-20-1,129) of TRIBAL COUNCIL fought VALENTINE (4-7776) (21-32-1,112)
of TANKS FOR NOTHIN'. POLAR BEAR was viciously subdued by VALENTINE in a 1 minute
veteran's Title duel. I think for consolation the big guy needs a cold soft drink and
an ice floe to drink it on. Valentine, though, is the overall popularity leader.
There were nine challenges out of seventeen fights, which is a good sign, I think
Although five of them were DA challenges, so that's basically four out of twelve. The
Killing Hive avoided Classic Blues. Classic Blues is now the top team --
Congratulations! Tanks for Nothin' moved up with a 4-0-0 this turn. To illustrate
their success, here's one of their fights: SHATTERBOW (4-7772) (11-8-1,86) of THE
KILLING HIVE fought CONQUEROR (4-7907) (9-13-0,80) of TANKS FOR NOTHIN'. SHATTERBOW
was demolished by CONQUEROR in a 1 minute mismatched competition. Shatterbow is top
Lunger, but that didn't help him. Conqueror earned 16 points in that fight.
This was a fateful combat. BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN (4-7423) (12-1-0,97) of PALE SHELTER
57 fought BARBAX (4-7891) (16-2-0,67) of THE KILLING HIVE. BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN
viciously subdued BARBAX in a popular 5 minute brutal bout. Break it Down Again is
this turn's favorite fighter and the leading Total Parry, while Barbax, sadly, was
voted the least admired gladiator this turn.
We have a new Duelmaster. SEEDS OF LOVE (4-7644) (13-1-0,108) of PALE SHELTER 57
challenged EDGAR (4-7838) (20-19-0,92) of DOGS OF WAR. SEEDS OF LOVE devastated EDGAR
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Seeds of Love is the top
ranked Parry-Strike.
The most challenged fighter today was Lead Balloon. JESSE FULLER (4-7802) (12-10-
1,66) of CLASSIC BLUES challenged LEAD BALLOON (4-7742) (3-61-0,70) of DOGS OF WAR.
JESSE FULLER handily defeated LEAD BALLOON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
Jesse Fuller is top Striker.
That's all for now. See you later.
-- Edith Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VALENTINE 7776 22 32 1 119 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEEDS OF LOVE 7644 14 1 0 118 PALE SHELTER 57 (698)
BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN 7423 13 1 0 104 PALE SHELTER 57 (698)
POLAR BEAR 7820 22 21 1 96 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
CONQUEROR 7907 10 13 0 96 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
LIL GREEN 7803 16 6 1 92 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
-TRUST FALL 7887 9 1 1 92 SILLY YUPPIE! (734)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JACK FROST 7785 13 17 0 91 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PANZER IV 7847 16 21 2 90 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
-THE WHISTLER 7789 14 15 0 89 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
EDGAR 7838 20 20 0 87 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-VELVET QUEEN 7797 16 12 0 84 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
JESSE FULLER 7802 13 10 1 78 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
ALBERT COLLINS 7917 10 8 1 76 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
SHATTERBOW 7772 11 9 1 73 THE KILLING HIVE (718)
BARBAX 7891 16 3 0 72 THE KILLING HIVE (718)
LEAD BALLOON 7742 3 62 0 71 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALTER DAVIS 7922 10 7 0 66 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
-HUNTING GIRL 7846 10 10 0 65 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
-THE HOODED CROW 7786 14 16 0 58 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARRO LEGGERO 7904 6 20 2 50 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
TALL OAK 7964 5 1 0 47 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
OSCEOLA 7929 8 5 1 45 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
ASHFLAYER 7775 12 8 0 44 THE KILLING HIVE (718)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WHITE GOLD 7914 2 0 0 30 BUBBA'S BANE (736)
GENTLE GIANT 7933 3 1 0 26 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)
-CINDERELLA MAN 7973 2 0 0 24 CARESS OF STEEL! (739)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PINK ANDERSON 7942 4 5 0 20 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
PUNKY ROOSTER 7791 1 3 0 20 BIG LAKE CHICKENS (726)
-VAPOR TRAIL 7975 2 0 0 18 CARESS OF STEEL! (739)
-NEUROTICA 7976 1 1 0 13 CARESS OF STEEL! (739)
-RICKENBACKER 7974 1 1 0 13 CARESS OF STEEL! (739)
-MUSTANG 7969 2 2 0 8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
-MARATHON 7972 1 1 0 8 CARESS OF STEEL! (739)
THUGGO 7943 0 5 0 5 THE KILLING HIVE (718)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EIRAN 7956 0 1 0 EIRSHOON AERION 738 SHEWISH GIANT 1038 NONE
IRYX 7960 0 1 0 EIRSHOON AERION 738 WURM KIN 1038 NONE
IZAEL 7958 0 1 0 EIRSHOON AERION 738 MOUNTAIN TROLL 1038 NONE
SAELON 7957 0 1 0 EIRSHOON AERION 738 ARENAMASTER NARH 1038 NONE
VEYRUN 7959 3 5 0 EIRSHOON AERION 738 SPYMASTER 1038 NONE
BROOK THE RAGE 7726 17 11 0 FAIL TO WRECK 720 POLAR BEAR 7820 1037
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VEYRUN was dealt death by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
EIRAN was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
IRYX was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
SAELON was butchered by ARENAMASTER NARHMIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
IZAEL was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
SEEDS OF LOVE devastated EDGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ALBERT COLLINS was bested by PANZER IV in a 2 minute gory Challenge competition.
JESSE FULLER handily defeated LEAD BALLOON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PINK ANDERSON was vanquished by CARRO LEGGERO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
POLAR BEAR was viciously subdued by VALENTINE in a 1 minute veteran's Title duel.
BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN viciously subdued BARBAX in a popular 5 minute brutal bout.
SHATTERBOW was demolished by CONQUEROR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LIL GREEN outwaited M. CHARDINEE in a 10 minute battle.
ASHFLAYER was demolished by WALTER DAVIS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TALL OAK overcame THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute conflict.
OSCEOLA overpowered PUNKY ROOSTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THUGGO was devastated by GENTLE GIANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 5 - 0 72 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 12 - 1 72 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 5 - 1 69 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 38 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 17 - 0 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 31 - 50 - 2 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 23 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 9 - 1 25 |
Turn 1038 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE SEEDS OF LOVE 7644 14 1 0 118 PALE SHELTER 57 (698)
TOTAL PARRY BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN 7423 13 1 0 104 PALE SHELTER 57 (698)
BASHING ATTACK POLAR BEAR 7820 22 21 1 96 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
STRIKING ATTACK JESSE FULLER 7802 13 10 1 78 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
LUNGING ATTACK SHATTERBOW 7772 11 9 1 73 THE KILLING HIVE (718)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is VALENTINE 7776. The most popular warrior this turn
was BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN 7423. The ten other most popular fighters were SEEDS OF LOVE
7644, PANZER IV 7847, VALENTINE 7776, VEYRUN 7959, POLAR BEAR 7820, CONQUEROR 7907,
TALL OAK 7964, EIRAN 7956, JESSE FULLER 7802, and WALTER DAVIS 7922.
The least popular fighter this week was BARBAX 7891. The other ten least popular
fighters were THUGGO 7943, PUNKY ROOSTER 7791, ASHFLAYER 7775, SHATTERBOW 7772, PINK
ANDERSON 7942, LEAD BALLOON 7742, SAELON 7957, IRYX 7960, LIL GREEN 7803, and CARRO
LEGGERO 7904.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
VALENTINE (4-7776) TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)