DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/19/2015    Duedate: 06/01/2015

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-757

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLUFFY
THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
(4-6931) [9-2-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLUFFY                         MAJESTIC MATT
THE BAD BUNNIES (164)          WEIRD STUDENTS (662)
(4-6931) [9-2-0,105]           (4-6999) [2-1-0,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FLUFFY                         DRONE C2
THE BAD BUNNIES (164)          TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
(4-6931) [9-2-0,105]           (4-6850) [6-4-0,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD STUDENTS (662)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)       41
2. WEIRD STUDENTS (662)        38      THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
3. TOLBINS HIVE C (646)        25      Unchartered Team
4. PEARL JAM (629)             11
5. PURSUIT OF PAIN (655)        1      WEIRD STUDENTS (662)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2 ANGELS OF GLORY (654)      8   3  0 72.7   1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (662)     10  5 1
 2/ 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (662)      10   5  1 66.7   2/ 2 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     8  2 1
 3/ 4 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    383 270 30 58.7   3/ 0 TOLBINS HIVE C (646)      3  2 0
 4/ 0 TOLBINS HIVE C (646)      27  23  1 54.0   4- 5*OBELISK 004 (659)         2  3 0
 5/ 5 PEARL JAM (629)          152 146 12 51.0   5- 7 ANGELS OF GLORY (654)     1  0 0
 6/ 1*PURSUIT OF PAIN (655)      1   1  0 50.0   6/ 6*PURSUIT OF PAIN (655)     1  1 0
 7/ 6 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    12  13  1 48.0   7/ 8 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    1  3 0
 8- 8*OBELISK 004 (659)          2   3  0 40.0   8- 4*ROCK VIKINGS (663)        1  4 0
 9- 9*ROCK VIKINGS (663)         4   8  0 33.3   9/ 9 PEARL JAM (629)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon JHELUM, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  He who laughs last didn't get the joke.  Speaking of 
laughing at jokes, observe ROCK VIKINGS.  Last week they got 0-0-0 to drop by 4!  
TOLBINS HIVE C had cause to celebrate, after DRONE C1 got 15 points by beating 
KHALHUMS DWARF.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, PUFF BALL was winsome, 
after beating DRONE C5 and seeing him lose 6 points.  FLUFFY successfully staved off 
a grab for the roses by TUM'S SOCKS of SMELLS LIKE FROG.  Does JHELUM have no one 
talented enough to dethrone him?  Word has it one team in JHELUM is taking speech 
lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     And how sociable are JHELUM's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the warriors 
of THE BAD BUNNIES should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  
As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of PURSUIT OF PAIN, so did that 
sorry team shy from THE BAD BUNNIES Is it charming personality?  Conversational 
abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, MOPSY is the most challenged warrior. 
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid JHELUM farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLUFFY 6931                   9   2  0   105       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STONE GOSSARD 6874            9   1  0    92       PEARL JAM (629)
 DRONE C1 6848                 7   3  1    91       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DYNAMIC 6942                  8   3  0    84       ANGELS OF GLORY (654)
 TUM'S SOCKS 6870             10   4  0    83       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
 DRONE C3 6847                 7   3  0    69       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRONE C2 6850                 6   4  0    51       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
-BETTERMAN 6894                6   7  0    47       PEARL JAM (629)
 PUFF BALL 6947                6   4  1    46       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
-CORDUROY 6922                 7  14  0    36       PEARL JAM (629)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOPSY 6979                    2   0  0    32       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 MAJESTIC MATT 6999            2   1  0    29       WEIRD STUDENTS (662)
 PRUDENT PIPER 7002            2   1  1    28       WEIRD STUDENTS (662)
 DRONE C4 6849                 4   6  0    24       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
 GROUCHY GREGG 7001            3   0  0    24       WEIRD STUDENTS (662)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRONE C5 6851                 3   7  0    23       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
 AURELIA 6954                  1   1  0    18       PURSUIT OF PAIN (655)
-TWINKLING LIGHTS 6983         1   0  0    17       OBELISK 004 (659)
 DAZZLING DENNY 7003           2   1  0    15       WEIRD STUDENTS (662)
-ICE FROG KING 6933            2   0  1    12       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
 ROADKILL 6998                 1   1  0    11       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
-HARVEY 6978                   1   0  1    10       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
-HERO 6982                     1   0  0    10       OBELISK 004 (659)
-OLGA FILEBICATH 7006          2   1  0     7       ROCK VIKINGS (663)
-HELMAR BLACKMANE 7007         1   1  0     6       ROCK VIKINGS (663)
 LOUDMOUTH LISA 7015           1   2  0     5       WEIRD STUDENTS (662)
-GUIM MORGEN 7008              1   2  0     5       ROCK VIKINGS (663)
-MR. PUDDING 6902              0   1  0     5       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
-ELVA TAUBEN 7005              0   2  0     2       ROCK VIKINGS (663)
-JOTUNN KARGUN 7011            0   1  0     1       ROCK VIKINGS (663)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLUE MONDAY 6986        0  1 0 OBELISK 004 659      HARVEY 6978           755   
BLACK 6962              7  4 1 PEARL JAM 629        CUSSTER 6929          754   
DA1 7023                0  1 0 PEARL JAM 629        DARK CHAMPION         757  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
AURELIA was vanquished by MOPSY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
FLUFFY overpowered TUM'S SOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
DRONE C1 devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DRONE C3 devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
DRONE C2 overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
PUFF BALL handily defeated DRONE C5 in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DRONE C4 was vanquished by MAJESTIC MATT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GROUCHY GREGG vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PRUDENT PIPER vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROADKILL savagely defeated LOUDMOUTH LISA in a 4 minute gory novice's melee.
DAZZLING DENNY savagely defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   0 -  2     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -   9 -  1      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        23 -  15 -  1      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -  10 -  0       0  |

Turn 757 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       2  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FLUFFY 6931                 9   2  0  105 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
STRIKING ATTACK  DRONE C1 6848               7   3  1   91 TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
LUNGING ATTACK   DRONE C3 6847               7   3  0   69 TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
PARRY-LUNGE      DRONE C2 6850               6   4  0   51 TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PUFF BALL 6947              6   4  1   46 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLUFFY 6931.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DA1 7023.  The ten other most popular fighters were DRONE C2 6850, MOPSY 6979, DRONE 
C3 6847, DAZZLING DENNY 7003, FLUFFY 6931, DRONE C1 6848, PUFF BALL 6947, PRUDENT 
PIPER 7002, ROADKILL 6998, and AURELIA 6954.

The least popular fighter this week was DRONE C4 6849.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DRONE C5 6851, TUM'S SOCKS 6870, LOUDMOUTH LISA 7015, GROUCHY GREGG 
7001, MAJESTIC MATT 6999, AURELIA 6954, ROADKILL 6998, PRUDENT PIPER 7002, PUFF BALL 
6947, and DRONE C1 6848.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.