DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/24/2026    Duedate: 04/06/2026

JHELUM ARENA

DM 4    TURN 1035

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EMRY
PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)
(4-5357) [12-7-0,139]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RAEL                           TRUST FALL
PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)         SILLY YUPPIE! (734)
(4-5225) [18-5-1,152]          (4-7887) [9-0-1,108]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

VALENTINE                      CONQUEROR
TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)        TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
(4-7776) [19-32-1,90]          (4-7907) [8-12-0,79]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CLASSIC BLUES (549)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)        37 
2. TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)          32    PALE SHELTER 57 (698)
3. THE KILLING HIVE (718)        16    Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE CHICKENS (726)       13 
5. DOGS OF WAR (115)             11    SILLY YUPPIE! (734)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SILLY YUPPIE! (734)       11   2  1 84.6   1/ 1 CLASSIC BLUES (549)       8  6 0
 2/ 2 PALE SHELTER 57 (698)     71  15  2 82.6   2/ 7 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      6  8 1
 3/ 4 FAIL TO WRECK (720)       19  11  0 63.3   3/ 2 PALE SHELTER 57 (698)     5  1 0
 4/ 3*EIRSHOON AERION (738)      3   2  0 60.0   4/ 4*SILLY YUPPIE! (734)       5  1 0
 5- 5*COVEY XIII (735)           3   2  0 60.0   5/ 6 THE KILLING HIVE (718)    5  4 0
 6- 6*PERSIANS (737)            11   8  1 57.9   6- 5 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   5  4 0
 7/ 8 THE KILLING HIVE (718)    50  37  1 57.5   7/13 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)    4  0 0
 8/ 7 CLASSIC BLUES (549)      222 167 11 57.1   8/ 8 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   3  9 0
 9- 9 ERRATA (714)              10   8  0 55.6   9/10 FAIL TO WRECK (720)       2  1 0
10-10 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)   106  86  2 55.2  10/ 9*EIRSHOON AERION (738)     2  1 0
11/11 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)     594 537 24 52.5  11- 3*PERSIANS (737)            2  7 0
12/13 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)   329 303 24 52.1  12-12 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    1  0 0
13/12 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)  275 255 27 51.9  13-11*COVEY XIII (735)          1  0 0
14-15 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   69  68  0 50.4  14/14 DOGS OF WAR (115)         1  5 0
15/16 DOGS OF WAR (115)        1171 1699 42 40.8  15/ 0*BIG LAKE CHICKENS (726)   0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16/ 0*BIG LAKE CHICKENS (726)    1   3  0 25.0  16-15 ERRATA (714)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHELUM.  Uncool, PERSIANS.  I mean 0-0-0 
is bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  
The guys at PHILANTHROPISTS2 like really pulled together to get a 3-0-0 this turn, 
moving up by 6.  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, THE KILLING HIVE!  
'Cause they got 3-0-0 and moved up to 5th!  MVP award for SWAYTHE?  
PHILANTHROPISTS2's proud of her after beating BROOK THE RAGE and getting 12 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  GREED IS GOOD got smashed by TALL OAK, and lost 10 
points!  Was that a tear I saw in EMRY's eye, as she took over Duelmastership?  And 
wasn't SEEDS OF LOVE fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to 
his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of PALE SHELTER 57 must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  I don't know what FAIL TO WRECK's been doing.  
They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from PALE SHELTER 57, that's fer 
sher.  Can PHILANTHROPISTS2's SWAYTHE be more popular than me?  She was challenged 
the most, but is that really the same?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHELUM ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  JESSE FULLER's pretty happy--he wasted CRAZY GIRL and didn't 
even get a Bloodfeud from POP!  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd 
be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EMRY 5357                    12   7  0 139         PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAEL 5225                    18   5  1 152         PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)    
 SWAYTHE 5253                 13   9  0 125         PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)    
 TRUST FALL 7887               9   0  1 108         SILLY YUPPIE! (734)       
 BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN 7423     11   0  0 105         PALE SHELTER 57 (698)     
-THE WHISTLER 7789            14  13  0 104         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   
-STONE RONIN 7730             12  13  0 104         THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    
 BROOK THE RAGE 7726          16  10  0  96         FAIL TO WRECK (720)       
-STRAR 7672                    9   4  0  96         ERRATA (714)              
-JACK FROST 7785              12  16  0  94         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   
 LIL GREEN 7803               14   5  1  92         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
 SEEDS OF LOVE 7644           11   1  0  91         PALE SHELTER 57 (698)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VALENTINE 7776               19  32  1  90         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   
 POLAR BEAR 7820              21  19  0  88         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
 PANZER IV 7847               14  20  2  83         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   
 EDGAR 7838                   18  19  0  80         DOGS OF WAR (115)         
-VELVET QUEEN 7797            15  11  0  79         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   
 CONQUEROR 7907                8  12  0  79         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   
-HUNTING GIRL 7846            10   8  0  78         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   
 ALBERT COLLINS 7917           9   6  1  76         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
 LEAD BALLOON 7742             3  59  0  68         DOGS OF WAR (115)         
 JESSE FULLER 7802            11   9  1  67         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE HOODED CROW 7786         14  14  0  66         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHATTERBOW 7772              10   7  1  65         THE KILLING HIVE (718)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARBAX 7891                  14   2  0  56         THE KILLING HIVE (718)    
 VEYRUN 7959                   3   2  0  44         EIRSHOON AERION (738)     
 ASHFLAYER 7775               10   7  0  41         THE KILLING HIVE (718)    
 WALTER DAVIS 7922             7   7  0  40         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
-CACFUEGO 7897                 3   0  0  37         COVEY XIII (735)          
 CARRO LEGGERO 7904            5  18  2  35         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSCEOLA 7929                  6   4  1  31         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
-ROSTAM 7951                   3   1  0  27         PERSIANS (737)            

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TALL OAK 7964                 2   1  0  23         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
-XERXES 7953                   3   1  0  21         PERSIANS (737)            
 PINK ANDERSON 7942            3   3  0  18         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
 MUSTANG 7969                  2   0  0  18         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
-MITHRA GRIM 7954              2   2  1  15         PERSIANS (737)            
 PUNKY ROOSTER 7791            0   2  0  12         BIG LAKE CHICKENS (726)   
 GREED IS GOOD 7884            2   1  0  10         SILLY YUPPIE! (734)       
-NARSEH 7952                   1   3  0   6         PERSIANS (737)            

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEAD 01 7795            0  1 0 BIG LAKE CHICKEN 726 SPYMASTER             1035 NONE
MULINEAUX 7863          5  4 0 OF WOLF & TROLL 732  LIL GREEN 7803        1031 NOT REVENGED
CYRUS 7955              2  1 0 PERSIANS 737         BROWN BEAR 7962       1033 NONE
CRAZY GIRL 846          4  1 0 POP 102              JESSE FULLER 7802     1031 NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEAD 01 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BROOK THE RAGE was viciously subdued by SWAYTHE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ALBERT COLLINS overpowered LEAD BALLOON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
WALTER DAVIS was devastated by SHATTERBOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SEEDS OF LOVE was devastated by EMRY in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
RAEL overpowered PANZER IV in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN overpowered POLAR BEAR in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
TRUST FALL vanquished VALENTINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CONQUEROR slimly lost to LIL GREEN in a popular 6 minute gory duel.
JESSE FULLER was beaten by EDGAR in a 1 minute melee.
VEYRUN was beaten by BARBAX in a exciting 5 minute fight.
ASHFLAYER subdued CARRO LEGGERO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
PINK ANDERSON devastated PUNKY ROOSTER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
OSCEOLA devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GREED IS GOOD was overcome by TALL OAK in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
MUSTANG overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     17 -   7 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  12 -  1      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   6 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  41 -  3      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  22 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  53 -  1      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  13 -  1      32  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         AIMED BLOW         2 -   7 -  0      22  |

Turn 1035 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    EMRY 5357                  12   7  0  139 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)
PARRY-LUNGE      SWAYTHE 5253               13   9  0  125 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (253)
LUNGING ATTACK   TRUST FALL 7887             9   0  1  108 SILLY YUPPIE! (734)
TOTAL PARRY      BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN 7423   11   0  0  105 PALE SHELTER 57 (698)
PARRY-STRIKE     SEEDS OF LOVE 7644         11   1  0   91 PALE SHELTER 57 (698)
BASHING ATTACK   POLAR BEAR 7820            21  19  0   88 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
STRIKING ATTACK  JESSE FULLER 7802          11   9  1   67 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VALENTINE 7776.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CONQUEROR 7907.  The ten other most popular fighters were VEYRUN 7959, SWAYTHE 
5253, LIL GREEN 7803, BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN 7423, SHATTERBOW 7772, RAEL 5225, BARBAX 
7891, OSCEOLA 7929, TALL OAK 7964, and EMRY 5357.

The least popular fighter this week was PUNKY ROOSTER 7791.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JESSE FULLER 7802, WALTER DAVIS 7922, LEAD BALLOON 7742, DEAD 
01 7795, VALENTINE 7776, POLAR BEAR 7820, PANZER IV 7847, SEEDS OF LOVE 7644, ALBERT 
COLLINS 7917, and BROOK THE RAGE 7726.