DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/03/2025    Duedate: 06/16/2025

JHELUM ARENA

DM 4    TURN 1014

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PILLAR OF CREATION
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
(4-7781) [9-5-0,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PILLAR OF CREATION             STRAR
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)         ERRATA (714)
(4-7781) [9-5-0,119]           (4-7672) [6-2-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BLACK BEAR                     PILLAR OF CREATION
TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)           UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
(4-7819) [10-9-0,79]           (4-7781) [9-5-0,119]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POTTERY WORLD (679)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CLASSIC BLUES (549)           42 
2. UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)        23    WEIRD STUDENTS (662)
3. SILLY YUPPIE! (734)           15    Unchartered Team
4. ERRATA (714)                  12 
5. TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)       10    SILLY YUPPIE! (734)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SILLY YUPPIE! (734)        3   0  1 100.   1/ 2 POTTERY WORLD (679)       8  4 0
 2/ 0 WEIRD STUDENTS (662)      44  23  5 65.7   2/ 1 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    7  8 0
 3/ 2 FAIL TO WRECK (720)       16   9  0 64.0   3- 3 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   5  5 0
 4/ 3 POTTERY WORLD (679)      412 242 20 63.0   4/ 0 CLASSIC BLUES (549)       4  0 1
 5/ 4 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    95  62  2 60.5   5/ 4 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   4 10 1
 6/ 7*ERRATA (714)               7   5  0 58.3   6/ 8*SILLY YUPPIE! (734)       3  0 1
 7/ 5 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)   233 173  2 57.4   7/ 9*ERRATA (714)              3  0 0
 8/ 0 CLASSIC BLUES (549)      169 127  8 57.1   8- 7 BIZZARE INK (85)          3  1 0
 9/ 6 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)  243 189 25 56.2   9/ 6 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      3  5 0
10/ 8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)     547 503 18 52.1  10/11 WRATHMEN (648)            2  0 0
11- 9 SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   40  40  0 50.0  11/ 5 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    2  1 0
12/11 WRATHMEN (648)             9  10  1 47.4  12/10 FAIL TO WRECK (720)       2  1 0
13-12 HALF(LING) HEROES (597)   17  23  0 42.5  13/14 DOGS OF WAR (115)         2  7 0
14-13 BIZZARE INK (85)         182 248 13 42.3  14/ 0 WEIRD STUDENTS (662)      0  1 0
15/14 DOGS OF WAR (115)        1158 1661 42 41.1  15-15*BLOW HARDS (729)          0  1 0
16-15*OF WOLF & TROLL (732)      1   2  0 33.3  16-13*OF WOLF & TROLL (732)     0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17-16*BLOW HARDS (729)           0   6  0  0.0  18-17 HALF(LING) HEROES (597)   0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hey, you expect me to write a fourth column?! Come on now; I have leaks to fix and 
food to prepare. Have an ale on me. OK? Besides, Sum Yum wore me out. I need a nap.

                                          -- Leaky Cauldron DMIV

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of JHELUM!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Biff!  Pow!  JHELUM watched with 
glee as UTOPIA RELIGIOSO got knocked off top spot by POTTERY WORLD!  Hmmmph!  I 
always thought THE REPLACEMENTS was an over-rated team and they proved it with a 
1-0-0!  What's with TRUST FALL?  It actually beat TANKS FOR NOTHIN''s PANZER IV, and 
walked away with 15 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at TRIBAL COUNCIL.  
POLAR BEAR lost 13 points to STRAR.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe POLAR BEAR 
will provide more easy wins...  Apparently JHELUM isn't filled with as many gutless 
wonders as I thought.  The Dreaded Duelmaster got 3 challenges this turn!  UTOPIA 
RELIGIOSO's hatred of POTTERY WORLD surfaced again as PILLAR OF CREATION TV 
challenged JHELUM's top dog.  I'm sure JHELUM is excited about PILLAR OF CREATION, 
the new Duelmaster from UTOPIA RELIGIOSO.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many 
as I have...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  The most avoided team 
was UTOPIA RELIGIOSO.  In my day, no team with a 231-170-2 would scare me off!  
What's the problem, POTTERY WORLD?   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every 
day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- 
Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PILLAR OF CREATION 7781       9   5  0 119         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUM YUM GAI 7731             23  17  0 100         THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    
 SPIRE OF SCORN 7837          12   5  0  99         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGENT ORANGE 7694            16  42  0  90         DOGS OF WAR (115)         
 LEAKY CAULDRON 7691          23   9  0  89         POTTERY WORLD (679)       
 BROOK THE RAGE 7726          13   8  0  89         FAIL TO WRECK (720)       
 TRAINING TANK 7743           15  24  3  81         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   
 BLACK BEAR 7819              10   9  0  79         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
-DONKEY DICTATOR] 3896        14   6  0  71         BIZZARE INK (85)          
 TED BOGAN 7703               13  10  0  68         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
 SEVERA 6865                   3   2  1  68         WRATHMEN (648)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRAR 7672                    6   2  0  66         ERRATA (714)              
-CARRAGEENAN 3904              9   8  2  59         BIZZARE INK (85)          
-HUNTING GIRL 7846             6   2  0  58         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VALENTINE 7776               13  17  1  57         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAHOKIA 7773                  9   6  0  56         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
 SORTING HAT 7744             11   7  0  55         POTTERY WORLD (679)       
 MIRE OF DOUBT 7849            7   5  0  55         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    
 LEAD BALLOON 7742             3  38  0  51         DOGS OF WAR (115)         
 POLAR BEAR 7820              10   9  0  49         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
 EDGAR 7838                    8   8  0  48         DOGS OF WAR (115)         
 DAZZLING DENNY 7003           9   6  0  44         WEIRD STUDENTS (662)      
 HAVEN OF GLOOM 7826           8  10  0  44         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    
-THE WHISTLER 7789             7   9  0  44         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   
 TRUST FALL 7887               3   0  1  43         SILLY YUPPIE! (734)       
-VELVET QUEEN 7797             9   5  0  39         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   
-THE HOODED CROW 7786          9   7  0  34         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANZER IV 7847                5   8  2  31         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   
 ARK OF AFFLICTION 7853        5   4  0  28         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    
-JACK FROST 7785               5  11  0  26         SONGS OF THE WOOD (725)   
 SAM COLLINS 7764              3   2  0  26         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LONGBOTTOM 7851               5   3  1  23         POTTERY WORLD (679)       
 LUCILLE BOGAN 7766            2   2  1  20         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
-BUDDY THE ELF 7751            3   3  0  17         HALF(LING) HEROES (597)   
-CHO 7881                      2   0  0  13         POTTERY WORLD (679)       
 JESSE FULLER 7802             1   0  0  10         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
 CARRO LEGGERO 7904            0   2  0   2         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   
-LITTLE BIGMAN 7890            0   1  0   1         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA        0  0 0                      LUCILLE BOGAN 7766    1014 NONE
LUMOS 7876              3  1 0 POTTERY WORLD 679    PANZER IV 7847        1013  
HOLD ME CLOSER 7825     1  3 0 THE REPLACEMENTS 622 PANZER IV 7847        1011  
WOVOKA 7893             0  1 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL 120   TRUST FALL 7887       1012  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tanks, you cretins! Poor ole Lumos was not a very enlightened 11-12-12-12-10-6-21 
Aimer, but he was a Potter. Now, you zapped him and we have to hope for a 
Griffindorish recruit. Egads! -- Us Pottery Worlders

Sum Yums are yummy. -- Leaky Cauldron

Ark, I guess I have to say turnabout is fair play. Phbbbbbt! -- Longbottom

Health. Humility. Honor. Hogwarts forever. -- The Pottery World Gang

Tiger II moves into retirement after this turn, to perhaps show up from time to time 
in a story, but otherwise done. TP started 11-15-9-13-17-4-15 and leaves 13-17-9-13-
18-4-15 with 65 skills learned Master in Parry, AD Exper in Defense and Experts in 
Attack and Decisiveness. +4 in Defense, but everything else seems to be middle of the 
road including Normal Damage. SH favorite, VL/LO for those who track these things and 
a Decise favorite learn (I had guessed Attack.) Tiger II came from my early 
experiments with TPs which included keeping the ST low in order to have more points 
for DF. Not a bad idea, but not spectacular either as it didn't take into account the 
effect on END ratings.  Agent Orange will be glad to see Tiger II move on as they have 
met 7 times and AO has only won 1 of those fights. -- Master Beru

Also, apologies for the quietness on my end. Life has been busy and by the time I'm in 

for the evening I tend to forget to throw some ads together. No commitments to do 
better at the moment, just acknowledgement that there is room for improvement. -- 
Master Beru

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PILLAR OF CREATION devastated LEAKY CAULDRON in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
SPIRE OF SCORN handily defeated AGENT ORANGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MIRE OF DOUBT was vanquished by TRAINING TANK in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
HAVEN OF GLOOM was luckily beaten by LEAD BALLOON in a 3 minute Challenge match.
TIGER II vanquished BLACK BEAR in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
SUM YUM GAI outwaited BROOK THE RAGE in a dull 10 minute veteran's competition.
SEVERA viciously subdued EDGAR in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
POLAR BEAR was vanquished by STRAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TED BOGAN vanquished DAZZLING DENNY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SORTING HAT beat VALENTINE in a 2 minute melee.
PANZER IV was savagely defeated by TRUST FALL in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
CAHOKIA viciously subdued ARK OF AFFLICTION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
LONGBOTTOM demolished CARRO LEGGERO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LUCILLE BOGAN easily killed PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SAM COLLINS vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JESSE FULLER won victory over PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         AIMED BLOW        10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  13 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  20 -  2      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  37 -  0      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  35 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  13 -  2      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  32 -  0      24  |

Turn 1014 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PILLAR OF CREATION 7781     9   5  0  119 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
TOTAL PARRY      SUM YUM GAI 7731           23  17  0  100 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)
SLASHING ATTACK  SPIRE OF SCORN 7837        12   5  0   99 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
PARRY-LUNGE      BROOK THE RAGE 7726        13   8  0   89 FAIL TO WRECK (720)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLACK BEAR 7819            10   9  0   79 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
AIMED BLOW       TED BOGAN 7703             13  10  0   68 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
BASHING ATTACK   POLAR BEAR 7820            10   9  0   49 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is BLACK BEAR 7819.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PILLAR OF CREATION 7781.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAVEN OF GLOOM 
7826, BLACK BEAR 7819, TRUST FALL 7887, CAHOKIA 7773, SEVERA 6865, SORTING HAT 7744, 
TRAINING TANK 7743, VALENTINE 7776, LUCILLE BOGAN 7766, and LEAKY CAULDRON 7691.

The least popular fighter this week was SUM YUM GAI 7731.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BROOK THE RAGE 7726, CARRO LEGGERO 7904, DAZZLING DENNY 7003, 
POLAR BEAR 7820, EDGAR 7838, AGENT ORANGE 7694, LONGBOTTOM 7851, ARK OF AFFLICTION 
7853, PANZER IV 7847, and LEAD BALLOON 7742.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TIGER II (4-6409) TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)