DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/13/2015    Duedate: 01/26/2015

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-748

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEAD SEXY
OTTO IS... (645)
(4-6841) [5-1-1,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              DEAD SEXY
                               OTTO IS... (645)
                               (4-6841) [5-1-1,116]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ROSIE RIVETTER                 CORDUROY
DOGS OF WAR (115)              PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6843) [12-26-0,62]          (4-6922) [6-9-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PEARL JAM (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OTTO IS... (645)            41
2. PEARL JAM (629)             33      THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
3. DOGS OF WAR (115)           10      Unchartered Team
4. DAVE'S DOGS (631)            6
5. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)      -18      OTTO IS... (645)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    367 265 28 58.1   1/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)           9  6 0
 2/ 3*OTTO IS... (645)           6   5  1 54.5   2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115)         6  9 0
 3/ 4 PEARL JAM (629)          138 134 11 50.7   3/ 3 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     5  5 0
 4/ 6 DAVE'S DOGS (631)         14  17  0 45.2   4/ 5 DAVE'S DOGS (631)         3  0 0
 5/ 5 DOGS OF WAR (115)        847 %1091 31 43.7   5/ 4*OTTO IS... (645)          3  3 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt JHELUM will ever be the same.  And let's see, CUSSTER fought THE USEROUS 
MERCHANT and gained 20 points and contributed to DOGS OF WAR's 1-4-0.  DOG BOY BITES 
has lost to GIDGET, falling 5 points, while helping make DOGS OF WAR a 1-4-0 turn.  
Somebody's not going to like this, (then again, somebody will), but our Duelmaster, 
HARVEY, has died, and DEAD SEXY has killed him.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  
I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Dripping Blade until 
they win.  Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the THE BAD BUNNIES 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on JHELUM, what are you afraid of?  
And avoiding THE BAD BUNNIES more than any other team we find OTTO IS....  JHELUM, 
are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in JHELUM and I've a long road ahead of 
me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the 
Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEAD SEXY 6841                5   1  1   116       OTTO IS... (645)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARDEN 6844                  15  19  0    66       PEARL JAM (629)
 STONE GOSSARD 6874            6   1  0    66       PEARL JAM (629)
 GIDGET 6696                  14  14  0    63       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
 ROSIE RIVETTER 6843          12  26  0    62       DOGS OF WAR (115)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOG BOY BITES 6888           10  16  0    52       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 CUSSTER 6929                  7   9  0    48       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 BETTERMAN 6894                5   5  0    39       PEARL JAM (629)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIKE JONES 6959              5   2  0    32       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 CORDUROY 6922                 6   9  0    29       PEARL JAM (629)
 BLACK 6962                    4   1  1    27       PEARL JAM (629)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLUFFY 6931                   2   1  0    23       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 CULLODENER 6958               2   6  0    16       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-VIDEO GAMES 6840              1   1  0     9       OTTO IS... (645)
 PUFF BALL 6947                1   2  0     9       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
-THE COOLEST 6839              0   2  0     2       OTTO IS... (645)
-GRETCHEN 6695                 0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
-UUBU 6694                     0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DATA 1 6838             0  1 0 OTTO IS... 645       MOUNTAIN TROLL        748  NONE
HARVEY 6794            12  3 0 THE BAD BUNNIES 164  DEAD SEXY 6841        748   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Three-two this time, and again no standbys.  Have the standbys all gone south for the
winter, along with the ducks and geese?  I wish I could!  Not that being "demolished"
by Dead Sexy wasn't an adventure in itself. -- Rosie Rivetter
P.S.  If you're going to the tourney, do well and come back alive.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DATA 1 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HARVEY was butchered by DEAD SEXY in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
GIDGET overcame DOG BOY BITES in a action packed 1 minute bloody veteran's match.
ROSIE RIVETTER was devastated by STONE GOSSARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GARDEN demolished SPIKE JONES in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BETTERMAN won victory over FLUFFY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
CORDUROY savagely defeated CULLODENER in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
CUSSTER overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PUFF BALL was vanquished by BLACK in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   5 -  1      74  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        27 -  11 -  2      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  13 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   9 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 748 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DEAD SEXY 6841              5   1  1  116 OTTO IS... (645)
LUNGING ATTACK   STONE GOSSARD 6874          6   1  0   66 PEARL JAM (629)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ROSIE RIVETTER 6843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CORDUROY 6922.  The ten other most popular fighters were GIDGET 6696, 
BETTERMAN 6894, CULLODENER 6958, CUSSTER 6929, DEAD SEXY 6841, DOG BOY BITES 6888, 
STONE GOSSARD 6874, GARDEN 6844, BLACK 6962, and DATA 1 6838.

The least popular fighter this week was PUFF BALL 6947.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FLUFFY 6931, SPIKE JONES 6959, ROSIE RIVETTER 6843, HARVEY 6794, DATA 1 
6838, BLACK 6962, GARDEN 6844, STONE GOSSARD 6874, DOG BOY BITES 6888, and DEAD SEXY 
6841.