DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/08/2014    Duedate: 04/21/2014

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-728

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PIMP POTENTIAL
DEVIATION (638)
(4-6771) [12-1-0,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PIMP POTENTIAL                 GIDGET
DEVIATION (638)                DAVE'S DOGS (631)
(4-6771) [12-1-0,134]          (4-6696) [3-5-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SUN TREE                       PETER RABBIT
DOGS OF WAR (115)              THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
(4-6739) [18-29-0,89]          (4-4161) [17-12-1,106]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIATION (638)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)       27
2. DEVIATION (638)             17      DEVIATION (638)
3. DAVE'S DOGS (631)           16      Unchartered Team
4. DOGS OF WAR (115)            4
5. TOLBINS HIVE C (646)         0      DAVE'S DOGS (631)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 DEVIATION (638)           58  15  0 79.5   1/ 1 DEVIATION (638)          10  2 0
 2- 3*TOLBINS HIVE C (646)      18  12  1 60.0   2/ 5 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     6  2 0
 3/ 4 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    331 248 26 57.2   3/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)         5 10 0
 4/ 5 PEARL JAM (629)          104  98  7 51.5   4- 4*TOLBINS HIVE C (646)      3  2 0
 5- 6*SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)     2   2  0 50.0   5/ 8*DAVE'S DOGS (631)         2  1 0
 6- 7*THUNDERCATS (640)          9  10  0 47.4   6/ 2 PEARL JAM (629)           2  7 1
 7/ 8 DOGS OF WAR (115)        808 %1030 31 44.0   7- 6*SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    1  0 0
 8/ 9*DAVE'S DOGS (631)          3   8  0 27.3   8- 9*THUNDERCATS (640)         0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 755): DUDE 5 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 727): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 751): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 739): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): STREET LEGAL of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): ROWBOAT CAPTAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 755): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 727): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 751): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 739): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ONE TOO MANY (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                (turn 749): TOBY WING of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                            BELLE BENNETT of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 726): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 745): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 738): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
              (turn 705): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                   (turn 583): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of JHELUM.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Those betting on PEARL 
JAM lost their shirt, as PEARL JAM lost their fighting abilities:  0-3-0.  Nothing 
works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as THE BAD 
BUNNIES can attest...  DAVE'S DOGS had cause to celebrate, after GIDGET got 16 points 
by beating ROSIE RIVETTER.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, COTTONBALL was 
winsome, after beating GARDEN and seeing him lose 6 points.  Those who hoped for a 
new Duelmaster were disappointed by SUN TREE, of DOGS OF WAR, who despite a 18-29-0 
couldn't overcome JHELUM's Number 1.  So who's the team that's been walking into 
taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     And how sociable are JHELUM's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like the noble eagle 
soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of THE BAD BUNNIES, alone and 
unchallenged.  Like a pup with its tail between its legs, DEVIATION scurried away 
from THE BAD BUNNIES.  Oh, the shame!  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and 
GIDGET is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't DAVE'S DOGS proud!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Like a tattered, 
worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, MIKE MCCREADY of PEARL JAM 
has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena.  Questions are being raised about the 
disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in JHELUM would I 
avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in JHELUM is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid JHELUM 
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PIMP POTENTIAL 6771          12   1  0   134       DEVIATION (638)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PETER RABBIT 4161            17  12  1   106       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUN TREE 6739                18  29  0    89       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754              15  26  0    78       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777          14  18  0    75       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOPSY 6791                   7   3  1    61       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 SOUTHERN TIER 6810            7   5  0    61       DEVIATION (638)
-DRONE C1 6848                 4   2  1    60       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
 COTTONBALL 6780               8   4  1    58       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLUFFY 6781                   8   4  0    51       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
-DRONE C5 6851                 3   3  0    42       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
-DRONE C2 6850                 4   2  0    36       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARDEN 6844                   7   7  0    31       PEARL JAM (629)
 GIDGET 6696                   3   5  0    31       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
-TUM'S SOCKS 6870              2   0  0    29       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
 ROSIE RIVETTER 6843           5  13  0    28       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-DRONE C3 6847                 4   2  0    26       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
-MUMM-RA 6817                  3   0  0    25       THUNDERCATS (640)
-CHEETARA 6880                 2   1  0    25       THUNDERCATS (640)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TYGRA 6815                    3   1  0    24       THUNDERCATS (640)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DRONE C4 6849                 3   3  0    22       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
 STONED PONY 6905              1   0  0    15       DEVIATION (638)
 DOG BOY BITES 6888            1   5  0    13       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 ALLAGASH 6903                 1   1  0     4       DEVIATION (638)
-GRETCHEN 6695                 0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
-UUBU 6694                     0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 6906                0  1 0 PEARL JAM 629        WURM KIN              728  NONE
MIKE MCCREADY 6711     22 26 1 PEARL JAM 629        BLACK ORC             728  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two-three, this is getting better!  I don't mind that Raj got the other win, he's
okay.  And I'm very glad that Leon did NOT get a win.  Ha.  Couch hound.  Let him eat
cake.  Actually, I wouldn't mind some cake... maybe I could take it away from him. --
Sun Tree, off in search of cake

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MIKE MCCREADY was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 5 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
PIMP POTENTIAL demolished SUN TREE in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
PETER RABBIT devastated LEON FROM NAPA in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided contest.
RAJ FENRIS bested SOUTHERN TIER in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
COTTONBALL devastated GARDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
FLOPSY overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FLUFFY viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute expert vs. novice duel.
ROSIE RIVETTER was overpowered by GIDGET in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOG BOY BITES overcame ALLAGASH in a popular 1 minute bout.
STONED PONY demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -   6 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        20 -  16 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  18 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  22 -  1      39  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  18 -  1      31  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 728 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PIMP POTENTIAL 6771        12   1  0  134 DEVIATION (638)
WALL OF STEEL    PETER RABBIT 4161          17  12  1  106 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
BASHING ATTACK   FLOPSY 6791                 7   3  1   61 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
STRIKING ATTACK  SOUTHERN TIER 6810          7   5  0   61 DEVIATION (638)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SUN TREE 6739.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MIKE MCCREADY 6711.  The ten other most popular fighters were PETER RABBIT 4161, 
FLUFFY 6781, COTTONBALL 6780, FLOPSY 6791, ALLAGASH 6903, PIMP POTENTIAL 6771, LEON 
FROM NAPA 6777, RAJ FENRIS 6754, SOUTHERN TIER 6810, and GIDGET 6696.

The least popular fighter this week was ROSIE RIVETTER 6843.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GARDEN 6844, SUN TREE 6739, STONED PONY 6905, DA1 6906, DOG BOY 
BITES 6888, GIDGET 6696, SOUTHERN TIER 6810, RAJ FENRIS 6754, LEON FROM NAPA 6777, 
and PIMP POTENTIAL 6771.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PETER RABBIT (4-4161) THE BAD BUNNIES (164)