DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/25/2015    Duedate: 09/07/2015

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-788

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RUB DOWN
MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
(5-4653) [9-2-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RUB DOWN                       FLOYDING EARLY
MASSAGE PARLORS (487)          I HATE WORK (564)
(5-4653) [9-2-0,106]           (5-5557) [4-2-0,46]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RUB DOWN                       RUB DOWN
MASSAGE PARLORS (487)          MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
(5-4653) [9-2-0,106]           (5-4653) [9-2-0,106]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUNGEON CELL (553)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MASSAGE PARLORS (487)       64
2. PLAY BALL (556)             20      PLAY BALL (556)
3. DUNGEON CELL (553)          13      Unchartered Team
4. TECHNOLOGY (283)            12
5. GAMERS (526)                 0      I HATE WORK (564)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*GAMERS (526)               8   0  0  100   1/ 1 DUNGEON CELL (553)        8  3 3
 2/ 2*I HATE WORK (564)          4   2  0 66.7   2/ 5 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     7  3 0
 3- 3 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)     558 381 38 59.4   3/ 2 TECHNOLOGY (283)          6  4 1
 4/ 4 PLAY BALL (556)           66  49  3 57.4   4/ 3 PLAY BALL (556)           3  4 1
 5/ 5 DUNGEON CELL (553)        64  49  8 56.6   5- 7*GAMERS (526)              2  0 0
 6/ 6 TECHNOLOGY (283)         616 501 36 55.1   6/ 8*I HATE WORK (564)         2  1 0
 7/ 7 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     45  42  3 51.7   7- 4 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)      2  3 0
 8- 9*WEIRD STUDENTS (568)      15  22  1 40.5   8- 6*WEIRD STUDENTS (568)      1  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out KALTOS to see 
what's new.  The guys at MASSAGE PARLORS like really pulled together to get a 4-1-0 
this turn, moving up by 3.  MVP award for COLD HANDS?  MASSAGE PARLORS' proud of it 
after beating GUTTERSNIPE and getting 18 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  
FLOYDING EARLY's match with EXECUTIONER cost him a loss of 8 points!  This Duelmaster 
is like something else!  RUB DOWN stopped TIK-TOK dead in his tracks!  I hear the top 
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters 
for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  DAPHNE'S LADIES was the most 
avoided team.  Is a 558-381-38 record really that scary?  Is there some deep dark 
secret why I HATE WORK's been avoiding DAPHNE'S LADIES so much?  Or is it just that 
they're too scared?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All KALTOS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Like, who is this guy???  WARDEN gets sent to the Dark Arena, 
battles SPYMASTER, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet DUNGEON CELL manager is 
surprised!  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUB DOWN 4653                 9   2  0   106       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOOT EVERS 5451              13   3  0   126       PLAY BALL (556)
 WARDEN 5492                   9   1  5    92       DUNGEON CELL (553)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIK-TOK 5062                 18  12  0    84       TECHNOLOGY (283)
-ILOMON 5028                   8   0  0    83       GAMERS (526)
-JAMI DEADLY 5479              9   4  0    81       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)
 EXECUTIONER 5505              6   3  0    69       DUNGEON CELL (553)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALEXANDRA SAITOVA 5487        7   2  0    51       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)
 COLD HANDS 5567               3   0  0    48       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
 FLOYDING EARLY 5557           4   2  0    46       I HATE WORK (564)
-JUMPING JACK 5583             4   2  0    36       WEIRD STUDENTS (568)
-BARBARA LA MARR 5383          7   8  0    35       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WILD WILLIAM 5584             5   3  0    31       WEIRD STUDENTS (568)
 WET TOWEL 5503                4   2  1    31       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
-BLACKGUARD 5543               3   0  0    31       DUNGEON CELL (553)
 GUTTERSNIPE 5536              7   3  0    30       DUNGEON CELL (553)
-SLIPPERY SCOTT 5585           3   5  1    25       WEIRD STUDENTS (568)
 BOOG POWELL 5518              1   1  1    25       PLAY BALL (556)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NUCLEAR WASTE 5507            2   0  1    22       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 OILY PALM 5485                1   1  0    22       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
 SLASHBOT 5000 5508            2   0  0    20       TECHNOLOGY (283)
-TINY TONYA 5591               2   4  0    16       WEIRD STUDENTS (568)
-EKATERINA GALKINA 5533        1   0  0    15       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)
-LAUGHING LISA 5582            1   7  0    14       WEIRD STUDENTS (568)
 SKUTTER 5310                  3   3  0    12       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 LORE 5292                     1   3  0    10       TECHNOLOGY (283)
-PETE ROSE 5600                1   0  0     9       PLAY BALL (556)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA        0  0 0                      BOOG POWELL 5518      788  NONE
SPYMASTER               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           WARDEN 5492           788  NONE
BLAH 5605               0  1 0 MASSAGE PARLORS 487  ARENAMASTER TROK      788  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STRIKE 2 5603           0  1 0 PLAY BALL 556        STONE GOLEM           788  NONE
STRIKE 3 5604           0  1 0 PLAY BALL 556        BLACK ORC             788  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Laughing Lisa -- Thanks for the challenge, the win, and the skills.  How did you know 
it was my birthday? -- Guttersnipe

I can't believe I'm still alive. -- Warden

Ilomon -- Your execution has been postponed. -- Executioner

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WARDEN butchered SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
STRIKE 3 was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
STRIKE 2 was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BLAH was assassinated by ARENAMASTER TROKTAI in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
RUB DOWN viciously subdued TIK-TOK in a exciting 9 minute veteran's Title fight.
EXECUTIONER devastated FLOYDING EARLY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GUTTERSNIPE was devastated by COLD HANDS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WET TOWEL handily defeated LORE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SKUTTER was viciously subdued by OILY PALM in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
BOOG POWELL assassinated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SLASHBOT 5000 overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NUCLEAR WASTE overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   0 -  1     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -   7 -  1      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        11 -  10 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  35 -  6      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 788 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RUB DOWN 4653               9   2  0  106 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
LUNGING ATTACK   WARDEN 5492                 9   1  5   92 DUNGEON CELL (553)
TOTAL PARRY      TIK-TOK 5062               18  12  0   84 TECHNOLOGY (283)
AIMED BLOW       COLD HANDS 5567             3   0  0   48 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RUB DOWN 4653.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RUB DOWN 4653.  The ten other most popular fighters were OILY PALM 5485, WARDEN 
5492, COLD HANDS 5567, TIK-TOK 5062, EXECUTIONER 5505, WET TOWEL 5503, SKUTTER 5310, 
SLASHBOT 5000 5508, STRIKE 3 5604, and BOOG POWELL 5518.

The least popular fighter this week was LORE 5292.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GUTTERSNIPE 5536, FLOYDING EARLY 5557, BLAH 5605, STRIKE 2 5603, 
NUCLEAR WASTE 5507, BOOG POWELL 5518, STRIKE 3 5604, SLASHBOT 5000 5508, SKUTTER 
5310, and WET TOWEL 5503.