DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/08/2016    Duedate: 03/21/2016

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-802

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RUB DOWN
MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
(5-4653) [12-3-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RUB DOWN                       14
MASSAGE PARLORS (487)          TMM DEMO LAB 16 (571)
(5-4653) [12-3-0,109]          (5-5689) [1-1-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RUB DOWN                       RUB DOWN
MASSAGE PARLORS (487)          MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
(5-4653) [12-3-0,109]          (5-4653) [12-3-0,109]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUNGEON CELL (553)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TMM DEMO LAB 16 (571)       26
2. HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)     18      HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
3. MASSAGE PARLORS (487)       14      Unchartered Team
4. DUNGEON CELL (553)           2
                                       TMM DEMO LAB 16 (571)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*TMM DEMO LAB 16 (571)      4   2  0 66.7   1/ 2 DUNGEON CELL (553)        6  6 1
 2/ 2 HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)   81  46  4 63.8   2/ 1 HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)   6  9 1
 3/ 3 DUNGEON CELL (553)        84  73 10 53.5   3/ 3*TMM DEMO LAB 16 (571)     4  2 0
 4/ 4 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     52  47  3 52.5   4/ 4 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     4  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to HISTORICAL KOLACT, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 
DUNGEON CELL stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for DESTRUCTIVE PATH, who flew up 27 
points in the rankings after mashing GUTTERSNIPE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  GUTTERSNIPE was 
bested by DESTRUCTIVE PATH and drops 21 points.  It's a proud day for the MASSAGE 
PARLORS stable, as their warrior, RUB DOWN, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  Advice 
to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid DUNGEON CELL, please raise you hand.  
Wow.  Does KALTOS really have that many liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, 
unsling your rasberries, cause HISTORICAL KOLACT beats feet every time DUNGEON CELL 
smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Well, the arena is no place for 
slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and BLACKGUARD demonstrated that very violently 
on LANDSLIDE's body.  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, THRASHER was mashed 
by WET TOWEL, who let THRASHER know that killing members of MASSAGE PARLORS is a 
no-no.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with 
you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KALTOS have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUB DOWN 4653                12   3  0   109       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESTRUCTIVE PATH 5625         6   3  0    96       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
-EXECUTIONER 5505             11   7  0    95       DUNGEON CELL (553)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUTTERSNIPE 5536             14   7  0    71       DUNGEON CELL (553)
 BLACKGUARD 5543               9   2  2    69       DUNGEON CELL (553)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WET TOWEL 5503                7   2  1    66       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THRASHER 5527                 7   6  1    56       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
 WAR HAWK 5626                 6   1  0    48       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 14 5689                       1   1  0    31       TMM DEMO LAB 16 (571)
 WS1 5667                      2   0  0    29       TMM DEMO LAB 16 (571)
 17 5658                       1   1  0    27       TMM DEMO LAB 16 (571)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OILY PALM 5485                1   1  0    22       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
 JAILBIRD 5708                 1   0  0    10       DUNGEON CELL (553)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BRUTE SQUAD 5643        0  2 0 DUNGEON CELL 553     SHEWISH GIANT         802  NONE
LANDSLIDE 5579          4  5 0 HISTORICAL KOLAC 536 BLACKGUARD 5543       802   
COLD HANDS 5567         4  2 0 MASSAGE PARLORS 487  THRASHER 5527         800  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BRUTE SQUAD was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MOONGLUM was bested by RUB DOWN in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Title duel.
GUTTERSNIPE was overpowered by DESTRUCTIVE PATH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BLACKGUARD butchered LANDSLIDE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THRASHER was demolished by WET TOWEL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
WAR HAWK won victory over 17 in a 4 minute master vs. novice fight.
WS1 devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
14 vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JAILBIRD won victory over PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -   6 -  2      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  15 -  1      32  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   9 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 802 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         4  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RUB DOWN 4653              12   3  0  109 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESTRUCTIVE PATH 5625       6   3  0   96 HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
AIMED BLOW       GUTTERSNIPE 5536           14   7  0   71 DUNGEON CELL (553)
LUNGING ATTACK   THRASHER 5527               7   6  1   56 HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
WALL OF STEEL    WAR HAWK 5626               6   1  0   48 HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RUB DOWN 4653.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RUB DOWN 4653.  The ten other most popular fighters were 17 5658, DESTRUCTIVE 
PATH 5625, 14 5689, BLACKGUARD 5543, WET TOWEL 5503, WS1 5667, JAILBIRD 5708, BRUTE 
SQUAD 5643, GUTTERSNIPE 5536, and LANDSLIDE 5579.

The least popular fighter this week was WAR HAWK 5626.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THRASHER 5527, LANDSLIDE 5579, GUTTERSNIPE 5536, BRUTE SQUAD 5643, 
JAILBIRD 5708, WS1 5667, WET TOWEL 5503, BLACKGUARD 5543, 14 5689, and DESTRUCTIVE 
PATH 5625.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MOONGLUM (5-5128) HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN  (610) 
                    THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (345) 
                    HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29  (7305) 
                  SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX  (2347) 
                    SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D  (7689) 
                        COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M  (8157) 
                         POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR  (1021) 
                           RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS  (2304) 
                         ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE  (461) 
                 CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II  (2675) 
                     SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV  (4884) 
                       PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7  (741) 
               T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905  (2190) 
                     ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00  (4405) 
                  STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes