DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/24/2026    Duedate: 04/06/2026

KALTOS ARENA

DM 5    TURN 1060

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TROLLEY HOPPER
NAWLINS 2023 (630)
(5-6405) [9-2-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TROLLEY HOPPER                 MORDRAK
NAWLINS 2023 (630)             VRYDRUIG EIRAGH (646)
(5-6405) [9-2-0,98]            (5-6606) [3-2-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BLACK DEFILER                  BLACK RAPTOR
BLACK BULLDOGS (11)            BLACK BULLDOGS (11)
(5-6438) [15-30-0,75]          (5-6485) [15-12-1,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLACK BULLDOGS (11)           39 
2. VRYDRUIG EIRAGH (646)         8     GAMERS (526)
3. NAWLINS 2023 (630)            8     Unchartered Team
4. GAMERS (526)                  4  
5. PHILANTHROPISTS! (552)        -3    VRYDRUIG EIRAGH (646)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GAMERS (526)              18   1  0 94.7   1/ 1 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)      7  6 0
 2/ 2 NAWLINS 2023 (630)         9   2  0 81.8   2/ 2 BLACK BULLDOGS (11)       6  6 1
 3/ 7*VRYDRUIG EIRAGH (646)      3   2  0 60.0   3/ 3 GAMERS (526)              3  0 0
 4/ 3 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)     605 424 40 58.8   4/ 7*VRYDRUIG EIRAGH (646)     2  1 0
 5/ 4 BLACK BULLDOGS (11)      502 409 26 55.1   5/ 4 JAMES BONDAGE (531)       2  1 0
 6/ 5 JAMES BONDAGE (531)      150 141 14 51.5   6/ 8 NAWLINS 2023 (630)        2  1 0
 7/ 6 PHILANTHROPISTS! (552)    11  12  0 47.8   7- 5 HOWLIN VITAMINS 3 (614)   2  3 0
 8- 8 HOWLIN VITAMINS 3 (614)   28  31  0 47.5   8/ 9 PHILANTHROPISTS! (552)    0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon KALTOS, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  What's a move up by 3 you ask?  (alright, maybe you 
didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to VRYDRUIG EIRAGH.  BLACK BULLDOGS 
posted a nice gain, to come in 2nd.  Everybody loves a winner...  Practice pays for 
BRANDY SCOUSE GIT, who pummelled KHALHUMS DWARF, to pocket 25 points.  WONDER WOMAN 
certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to RHESUS and losing 12 
points in the process!  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by 
BLACK DEFILER, of BLACK BULLDOGS, who despite a 15-30-0 couldn't overcome KALTOS' 
Number 1.  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging 
dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Perhaps the warriors of BLACK BULLDOGS should 
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  The warriors of BLACK 
BULLDOGS found their efforts at combat frustrated as VRYDRUIG EIRAGH apparently had 
more important things to do than fight.  If challenges were horses, SILVER SOMETHING 
could open up a fast food joint!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not a 
spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an 
unconscious stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in KALTOS is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I 
now bid KALTOS farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TROLLEY HOPPER 6405           9   2  0  98         NAWLINS 2023 (630)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIOTIN 6279                   9   0  0 101         HOWLIN VITAMINS 3 (614)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVER SOMETHING 5632         9   6  0  87         PHILANTHROPISTS! (552)    
 BRANDY SCOUSE GIT 6588        8   2  0  83         DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)      
 BLACK DEFILER 6438           15  30  0  75         BLACK BULLDOGS (11)       
 BLACK RAPTOR 6485            15  12  1  73         BLACK BULLDOGS (11)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MONEYPENNY 6429               8   4  2  58         JAMES BONDAGE (531)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHROMIUM 6251                11   5  0  55         HOWLIN VITAMINS 3 (614)   
 BLACK ARCHITECT 6545          3   3  0  48         BLACK BULLDOGS (11)       
 ODDJOB 6530                   6   4  0  47         JAMES BONDAGE (531)       
 RHESUS 6580                   5   4  1  41         BLACK BULLDOGS (11)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALICE THE GOON 6577           6   6  1  32         DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)      
 IDDA VAN MUNSTER 5606         6   8  0  27         DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)      
 WONDER WOMAN 6568             6   7  0  25         DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORDRAK 6606                  3   2  0  20         VRYDRUIG EIRAGH (646)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ODDJOB was devastated by BLACK RAPTOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TROLLEY HOPPER won victory over SILVER SOMETHING in a 1 minute Challenge Title battle.
BLACK ARCHITECT overpowered IDDA VAN MUNSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
RHESUS devastated WONDER WOMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ILOMON demolished BLACK DEFILER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BRANDY SCOUSE GIT vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ALICE THE GOON was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MORDRAK vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -   9 -  3      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  20 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  16 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 1060 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TROLLEY HOPPER 6405         9   2  0   98 NAWLINS 2023 (630)
PARRY-STRIKE     SILVER SOMETHING 5632       9   6  0   87 PHILANTHROPISTS! (552)
AIMED BLOW       BRANDY SCOUSE GIT 6588      8   2  0   83 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)
WALL OF STEEL    ODDJOB 6530                 6   4  0   47 JAMES BONDAGE (531)
STRIKING ATTACK  RHESUS 6580                 5   4  1   41 BLACK BULLDOGS (11)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLACK DEFILER 6438.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLACK RAPTOR 6485.  The ten other most popular fighters were TROLLEY HOPPER 
6405, BLACK ARCHITECT 6545, BRANDY SCOUSE GIT 6588, SILVER SOMETHING 5632, RHESUS 
6580, MORDRAK 6606, ALICE THE GOON 6577, ODDJOB 6530, IDDA VAN MUNSTER 5606, and 
WONDER WOMAN 6568.

The least popular fighter this week was BLACK DEFILER 6438.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WONDER WOMAN 6568, IDDA VAN MUNSTER 5606, ODDJOB 6530, ALICE 
THE GOON 6577, MORDRAK 6606, RHESUS 6580, SILVER SOMETHING 5632, BRANDY SCOUSE GIT 
6588, BLACK ARCHITECT 6545, and TROLLEY HOPPER 6405.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ILOMON (5-5028) GAMERS (526)