DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/19/2015    Duedate: 06/01/2015

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-781

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOOT EVERS
PLAY BALL (556)
(5-5451) [13-3-0,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOOT EVERS                     JUMPING JACK
PLAY BALL (556)                WEIRD STUDENTS (568)
(5-5451) [13-3-0,126]          (5-5583) [3-0-0,37]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RICKY HENDERSON                RICKY HENDERSON
PLAY BALL (556)                PLAY BALL (556)
(5-5395) [14-10-0,99]          (5-5395) [14-10-0,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD STUDENTS (568)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PLAY BALL (556)             21
2. DUNGEON CELL (553)          19      PLAY BALL (556)
3. WEIRD STUDENTS (568)         8      Unchartered Team
4. I HATE WORK (564)            6
5. MASSAGE PARLORS (487)        0      I HATE WORK (564)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*GAMERS (526)               5   0  0  100   1/ 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (568)      9  6 1
 2/ 6*I HATE WORK (564)          2   1  0 66.7   2/ 1 PLAY BALL (556)           8  1 0
 3/ 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (568)       9   6  1 60.0   3/ 6 DUNGEON CELL (553)        5  3 2
 4- 3 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)   92  67  4 57.9   4- 4 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     3  0 1
 5/ 4 PLAY BALL (556)           56  45  2 55.4   5/ 8*I HATE WORK (564)         2  1 0
 6/ 5 DUNGEON CELL (553)        53  46  5 53.5   6- 3 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)   2  6 1
 7- 7 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     38  39  3 49.4   7- 7*GAMERS (526)              1  0 0
 8- 9 SHADY LADIES (548)        36  65  5 35.6   8- 9*FEAR FACTORY (565)        1  2 0
 9-10*FEAR FACTORY (565)         1   2  0 33.3   9-10 SHADY LADIES (548)        0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  WEIRD 
STUDENTS now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  Coming up with a 
solid 3-1-1 outing, DUNGEON CELL has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for BLACKGUARD, who flew up 14 points in the rankings after 
mashing LAUGHING LISA like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days 
it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  SLIPPERY SCOTT was bested by GUTTERSNIPE 
and drops 4 points.  Our battling duelmaster HOOT EVERS has managed to hold the 
title, fending off VENOMOUS CONCUBINE's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next 
time, KALTOS.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the KALTOS arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid DUNGEON CELL, please raise you hand.  Wow.  
Does KALTOS really have that many liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling 
your rasberries, cause I HATE WORK beats feet every time DUNGEON CELL smiles at them. 
Try farming, eh?   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  WARDEN defied all odds and slew 
WURM KIN in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as WURM 
KIN's meat is notoriously tough.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take 
your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the KALTOS giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), 
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOOT EVERS 5451              13   3  0   126       PLAY BALL (556)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RICKY HENDERSON 5395         14  10  0    99       PLAY BALL (556)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUB DOWN 4653                 7   2  0    86       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
 BUBBA CHURCH 5409            13   8  0    80       PLAY BALL (556)
-CRYING FIRE 5494             17   9  0    74       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
 WARDEN 5492                   6   1  2    68       DUNGEON CELL (553)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ILOMON 5028                   5   0  0    56       GAMERS (526)
 JUMPING JACK 5583             3   0  0    37       WEIRD STUDENTS (568)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HIS GUN 5580                  4   1  0    33       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
 WILD WILLIAM 5584             3   0  0    32       WEIRD STUDENTS (568)
-CARPET 5542                   4   3  2    27       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
 EXECUTIONER 5505              3   2  0    27       DUNGEON CELL (553)
 FLOYDING EARLY 5557           2   1  0    24       I HATE WORK (564)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUTTERSNIPE 5536              4   2  0    22       DUNGEON CELL (553)
-WET TOWEL 5503                2   2  1    21       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
-SANDY ALAMAR 5475             1   3  0    18       PLAY BALL (556)
 BLACKGUARD 5543               1   0  0    14       DUNGEON CELL (553)
 SLIPPERY SCOTT 5585           1   2  1    13       WEIRD STUDENTS (568)
-EMPTY PREMISES 5564           1   0  0    13       FEAR FACTORY (565)
-VAGABOND 5539                 2   2  0    12       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
 TINY TONYA 5591               1   1  0    11       WEIRD STUDENTS (568)
-COLD HANDS 5567               1   0  0    11       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
 LAUGHING LISA 5582            1   2  0     9       WEIRD STUDENTS (568)
-PATRON 5515                   1   3  0     6       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
-BONEY JOANIE 5531             1   1  0     4       SHADY LADIES (548)
-HAIRY CAREY 5532              1   1  0     4       SHADY LADIES (548)
-SILLY MILLIE 5540             0   2  0     2       SHADY LADIES (548)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WURM KIN                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           WARDEN 5492           781  NONE
CARELESS CATHY 5586     0  1 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 568   WET TOWEL 5503        779   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WARDEN viciously butchered WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HOOT EVERS vanquished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
RICKY HENDERSON viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brawl.
BUBBA CHURCH overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JUMPING JACK bested EXECUTIONER in a popular 1 minute duel.
FLOYDING EARLY bested TINY TONYA in a 3 minute match.
WILD WILLIAM devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
GUTTERSNIPE overcame SLIPPERY SCOTT in a 2 minute melee.
LAUGHING LISA was vanquished by BLACKGUARD in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   6 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  14 -  3      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  29 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW        13 -  16 -  2      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 781 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HOOT EVERS 5451            13   3  0  126 PLAY BALL (556)
BASHING ATTACK   BUBBA CHURCH 5409          13   8  0   80 PLAY BALL (556)
LUNGING ATTACK   WARDEN 5492                 6   1  2   68 DUNGEON CELL (553)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RICKY HENDERSON 5395.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RICKY HENDERSON 5395.  The ten other most popular fighters were WARDEN 5492, 
HOOT EVERS 5451, FLOYDING EARLY 5557, TINY TONYA 5591, BUBBA CHURCH 5409, JUMPING 
JACK 5583, EXECUTIONER 5505, WILD WILLIAM 5584, GUTTERSNIPE 5536, and SLIPPERY SCOTT 
5585.

The least popular fighter this week was LAUGHING LISA 5582.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLACKGUARD 5543, SLIPPERY SCOTT 5585, GUTTERSNIPE 5536, WILD 
WILLIAM 5584, EXECUTIONER 5505, JUMPING JACK 5583, BUBBA CHURCH 5409, TINY TONYA 
5591, FLOYDING EARLY 5557, and HOOT EVERS 5451.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.