DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/08/2014    Duedate: 04/21/2014

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-752

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HIGHWAY GAMBLER
IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
(5-5401) [7-3-0,82]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HIGHWAY GAMBLER                POSITION IS EMPTY
IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)        
(5-5401) [7-3-0,82]            

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COMMON CRIMINAL                OSWALD QUORN
DUNGEON CELL (553)             THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5361) [7-3-0,81]            (5-5314) [14-25-0,74]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG SHOTS (546)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)        58
2. DUNGEON CELL (553)          34      BIG SHOTS (546)
3. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)      20      Unchartered Team
4. U PAY I SLAY (545)          16
5. BIG SHOTS (546)              8      TASTE LIKE CHICKEN (205)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BIG SHOTS (546)           32  20  2 61.5   1/ 1 BIG SHOTS (546)           8  4 0
 2/ 2 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)     531 361 38 59.5   2/ 4 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)   6  5 0
 3/ 3 DUNGEON CELL (553)        27  26  1 50.9   3/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    6  9 0
 4- 4 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     32  31  2 50.8   4/ 3 DUNGEON CELL (553)        5  6 0
 5/ 5 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)   29  29  1 50.0   5/ 5 U PAY I SLAY (545)        3  0 1
 6/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   774 792 24 49.4   6/ 9 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)      3  6 0
 7/ 9 U PAY I SLAY (545)        14  28  1 33.3   7- 8 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     1  3 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 755): DUDE 5 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 727): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 751): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 739): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): STREET LEGAL of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): ROWBOAT CAPTAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 755): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 727): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 751): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 739): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ONE TOO MANY (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                (turn 749): TOBY WING of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                            BELLE BENNETT of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 726): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 745): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 738): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
              (turn 705): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                   (turn 583): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KALTOS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  DAPHNE'S LADIES turned their 3-2-0 
turn into a 6th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you 
get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see SEYMORE GUTTS 
win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, COMMON CRIMINAL beat BABY BLUE 
and BABY BLUE lost 10 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and 
inability to defend the throne, BLACK DEATH has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start 
setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as HIGHWAY 
GAMBLER takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  
The Victory Tavern, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get 
this stuff?  From KALTOS' trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  SKUNK CREEK, a glorious 
7-4-0 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad BIG SHOTS.  Titanium shields and bamboo 
daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5401          7   3  0    82       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLACK DEATH 5364             12   2  1   107       DUNGEON CELL (553)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMMON CRIMINAL 5361          7   3  0    81       DUNGEON CELL (553)
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5237            7   4  1    80       U PAY I SLAY (545)
 OSWALD QUORN 5314            14  25  0    74       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOB HARRY 5341                9   2  0    66       BIG SHOTS (546)
-IMA SLAYER 5245               5   3  0    63       U PAY I SLAY (545)
 BABY BLUE 5321                8   3  1    58       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
-YONDER ORPHAN 5387            5   0  0    58       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
 RARE BREED 5298               8   3  0    57       BIG SHOTS (546)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEQUILA 5453                  5   0  1    47       BIG SHOTS (546)
 CRYING FIRE 5339              8   4  0    36       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
 JERRY LEE 5436                4   5  0    36       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCIA NERON 5412              3   8  0    26       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 ORRIN QUARRELS 5402           3  12  0    26       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE WAITING ROOM 5199         2   0  1    22       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
 UGLY WALT 5427                5   5  0    20       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 BARBARA LA MARR 5383          1   2  0    17       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)
 JAMI DEADLY 5479              1   0  0    14       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)
 ANNE GWYNNE 5478              1   0  0    13       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)
-TURNKEY 5419                  1   0  0    12       DUNGEON CELL (553)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-R.I.P. 5272                   2   1  0     7       U PAY I SLAY (545)
 GRAB IT FAST 5464             1   3  0     6       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SKUNK CREEK 5297        7  5 0 BIG SHOTS 546        SEYMORE GUTTS 5237    752   
DFEM 0009 5480          0  1 0 DAPHNE'S LADIES 33   HIGH ELF              752  NONE
PEGGY LIPTON 5471       0  1 0 DAPHNE'S LADIES 33   STONE GOLEM           752  NONE
FIREBRAND 5454          1  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 553     THE WAITING ROOM 5199 751   
PRISONER 1 5481         0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 553     ARENAMASTER TROK      752  NONE
PRISONER 2 5482         0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 553     SHEWISH GIANT         752  NONE
THUMBSCREW 5434         1  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 553     TEQUILA 5453          748  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ha!  Two-three this time, with Walt and me getting the wins.  Our stuck-up teammates
(what they have to be stuck up about is beyond me) can put THAT in their pipes and
smoke it.  But only outside!  I don't want that smoke in the guildhouse.  Stinky
stuff. -- Lucia Neron

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PEGGY LIPTON was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PRISONER 1 was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER TROKTAI in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
PRISONER 2 was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DFEM 0009 was slain by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BABY BLUE was devastated by COMMON CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER bested M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute gruesome Title brawl.
BOB HARRY overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
OSWALD QUORN viciously subdued RARE BREED in a 3 minute one-sided competition.
SEYMORE GUTTS slaughtered SKUNK CREEK in a 2 minute uneven duel.
TEQUILA overpowered LUCIA NERON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JERRY LEE defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 3 minute fight.
CRYING FIRE overpowered UGLY WALT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ORRIN QUARRELS overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GRAB IT FAST was devastated by BARBARA LA MARR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JAMI DEADLY demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
ANNE GWYNNE handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  31 -  2      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  30 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  17 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  15 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  12 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 752 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5401        7   3  0   82 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
STRIKING ATTACK  COMMON CRIMINAL 5361        7   3  0   81 DUNGEON CELL (553)
WALL OF STEEL    SEYMORE GUTTS 5237          7   4  1   80 U PAY I SLAY (545)
AIMED BLOW       BABY BLUE 5321              8   3  1   58 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
TOTAL PARRY      RARE BREED 5298             8   3  0   57 BIG SHOTS (546)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COMMON CRIMINAL 5361.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OSWALD QUORN 5314.  The ten other most popular fighters were PEGGY LIPTON 
5471, HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5401, SEYMORE GUTTS 5237, COMMON CRIMINAL 5361, CRYING FIRE 
5339, BARBARA LA MARR 5383, JAMI DEADLY 5479, DFEM 0009 5480, BOB HARRY 5341, and 
SKUNK CREEK 5297.

The least popular fighter this week was GRAB IT FAST 5464.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were UGLY WALT 5427, LUCIA NERON 5412, PRISONER 2 5482, PRISONER 1 
5481, ANNE GWYNNE 5478, TEQUILA 5453, RARE BREED 5298, BABY BLUE 5321, ORRIN QUARRELS 
5402, and JERRY LEE 5436.