DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/09/2014    Duedate: 09/22/2014

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-763

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PULPER
HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
(5-5369) [11-3-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TEQUILA                        POSITION IS EMPTY
BIG SHOTS (546)                
(5-5453) [14-2-1,121]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SEYMORE GUTTS                  SEYMORE GUTTS
U PAY I SLAY (545)             U PAY I SLAY (545)
(5-5237) [13-9-1,93]           (5-5237) [13-9-1,93]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG SHOTS (546)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)     19
2. BIG SHOTS (546)             18      HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
3. HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)     15      Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)       5
5. U PAY I SLAY (545)           2      MIGHTY MORONS (258)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*CHOKERS (561)              1   0  0  100   1/ 1 BIG SHOTS (546)          12  1 0
 2/ 2 HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)   45  20  3 69.2   2/ 2 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)   8  1 0
 3/ 3 BIG SHOTS (546)           70  33  2 68.0   3- 5 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)      3  6 0
 4- 4 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)     537 367 38 59.4   4/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    3 12 0
 5/ 5 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)   60  43  1 58.3   5- 8 PLAY BALL (556)           2  1 0
 6- 6 PLAY BALL (556)           39  38  2 50.6   6/ 3 HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)   2  3 0
 7/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   786 835 25 48.5   7- 4*DEVIATION K (557)         2  3 0
 8- 8 SHADY LADIES (548)        34  54  5 38.6   8- 9*CHOKERS (561)             1  0 0
 9/ 9 U PAY I SLAY (545)        20  33  1 37.7   9- 7 SHADY LADIES (548)        1  1 0
10-10*DEVIATION K (557)          3  10  0 23.1  10/10 U PAY I SLAY (545)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 761): DOMESTIC DERVISH of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 644): OOZING MY MIND of YOU PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 766): JURY DUTY of MAJOR BUMMER (Coach, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 738): FLOPSY of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 762): PULPER of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 757): CRUSADER of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 766): DRAGON FRUIT of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 750): NOVA CAT of EMPIRE (?, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 752): RAIN MAN of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 751): PACE VENTURA of PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 717): KERN of ORDER (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 706): VORONSAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 329): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 699): 21 of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 650): MOLOTOV of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 310): DYSLEXIC EDITOR of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 595): LON OLBERT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 280): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 643): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE
                                                   (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 761): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 644): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 766): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 738): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 762): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 757): LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 766): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 750): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 752): HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 751): PACE INVADER (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 717): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 706): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 329): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 699): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 650): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 310): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 303): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 595): STRIKER FORCE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 280): BASH BROS REMOTE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 643): TOON INN et al (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 760): FIANNA QUINN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 737): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 762): HIGHWAY GAMBLER of IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 757): CRUSADER of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 765): MAIDEN HAIR PASTA of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 750): NOVA CAT of EMPIRE (?, mgr.)
                           JHAARAN of THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
                           COUNT BLYTHE of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 751): PACE VENTURA of PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.)
                           IXION of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
               (turn 750): SOCRATES OF SHRED of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 716): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          20TH CENTURY FOX of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 706): VORONSAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
                  (turn 705): ASH of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 328): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 698): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 594): STREET RACER of PUBLIC NUISANCE (Padre, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Coming up with a solid 0-0-0 outing, PLAY BALL has advanced 3 places 
in the rankings.  It looks like the guys(?) at IT'S ALL OVER NOW had a good week as 
they went 3-0-0 to put them in 2nd place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, 
watch out for GORDONS, who flew up 9 points in the rankings after mashing ORRIN 
QUARRELS like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay 
to walk out on the sands.  OSWALD QUORN was subdued by BABY BLUE and drops 5 points.  
Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was U PAY I SLAY's 
SEYMORE GUTTS, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by PULPER.  Can you 
believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad IT'S ALL  OVER NOW?  Big bad 
IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  Big bad IT'S ALL OVER NOW.  KALTOS' afraid of the big bad IT'S 
ALL OVER NOW.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your 
rasberries, cause HISTORICAL KOLACT beats feet every time IT'S ALL OVER NOW smiles at 
them.  Try farming, eh?  Well just about everybody wants a piece of TEQUILA, who was 
this week's most challenged warrior.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  And 
remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've 
heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PULPER 5369                  11   3  1   109       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GOODY TWOSHOES 5328          11   1  1   153       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
 TEQUILA 5453                 14   2  1   121       BIG SHOTS (546)
-Y THE BOLD 5127              11   0  0   119       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
 BABY BLUE 5321               17   4  1   117       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
-RARE BREED 5298              14   6  0   103       BIG SHOTS (546)
-NOSEY ROSIE 5280             14   6  2    99       SHADY LADIES (548)
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5237           13   9  1    93       U PAY I SLAY (545)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RICKY HENDERSON 5395          9   8  0    90       PLAY BALL (556)
 OSWALD QUORN 5314            17  33  0    87       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 BOB HARRY 5341               17   5  0    83       BIG SHOTS (546)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOONGLUM 5128                 9  10  1    64       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
-IMA SLAYER 5245               5   3  0    63       U PAY I SLAY (545)
-YONDER ORPHAN 5387           10   2  0    62       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
 CRYING FIRE 5494              8   1  0    57       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOOT EVERS 5451               6   3  0    54       PLAY BALL (556)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUBBA CHURCH 5409             8   6  0    52       PLAY BALL (556)
-FEELING YOU'RE NUTS 5416      3   1  0    52       DEVIATION K (557)
 GORDONS 5496                  8   1  0    48       BIG SHOTS (546)
 JERRY LEE 5436                7  13  0    40       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 UGLY WALT 5427                8  13  0    37       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 ORRIN QUARRELS 5402           5  21  1    37       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 WOODFORD 5495                 7   2  0    34       BIG SHOTS (546)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JAMI DEADLY 5479              3   1  0    26       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BARBARA LA MARR 5383          2   4  0    18       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)
-SANDY ALAMAR 5475             1   0  0    18       PLAY BALL (556)
-ALEXANDRA SAITOVA 5487        2   0  0    17       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)
-SUCCOP 5466                   1   0  0    15       CHOKERS (561)
-DOUBLE DECKER 5413            0   4  0    12       DEVIATION K (557)
-R.I.P. 5272                   2   1  0     7       U PAY I SLAY (545)
 MERLE OATES 5511              0   6  0     6       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HERC LASARA 5476        0  1 0 HISTORICAL KOLAC 536 BLACK ORC             763  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Highway Gambler.  It's all over for you now, and well-ended.
-- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way

Daphne's Ladies -- When the arena is bustling, I'm not needed.  My job description
reads "prevent small arenas from imploding."  When I am no longer needed in some
particular arena, that is GOOD.  True, other managers are generally harder to beat,
but look upon it as a challenge! -- Jorja

Two-three for us, and no standbys.  Coulda been worse. -- Oswald Quorn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HERC LASARA was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PULPER narrowly defeated SEYMORE GUTTS in a exciting 4 minute gory Title melee.
TEQUILA viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
BABY BLUE overpowered OSWALD QUORN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BOB HARRY bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute duel.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER devastated MOONGLUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
UGLY WALT was overpowered by CRYING FIRE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ORRIN QUARRELS was vanquished by GORDONS in a 5 minute uneven duel.
WOODFORD overpowered MERLE OATES in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JERRY LEE overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        17 -   6 -  0      74  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   8 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  19 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  13 -  1      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  19 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  39 -  2      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 763 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    PULPER 5369                11   3  1  109 HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
LUNGING ATTACK   TEQUILA 5453               14   2  1  121 BIG SHOTS (546)
AIMED BLOW       BABY BLUE 5321             17   4  1  117 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
TOTAL PARRY      GORDONS 5496                8   1  0   48 BIG SHOTS (546)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SEYMORE GUTTS 5237.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SEYMORE GUTTS 5237.  The ten other most popular fighters were PULPER 5369, 
TEQUILA 5453, BOB HARRY 5341, ORRIN QUARRELS 5402, HERC LASARA 5476, BABY BLUE 5321, 
CRYING FIRE 5494, WOODFORD 5495, JERRY LEE 5436, and MOONGLUM 5128.

The least popular fighter this week was MERLE OATES 5511.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were UGLY WALT 5427, OSWALD QUORN 5314, GORDONS 5496, MOONGLUM 5128, 
JERRY LEE 5436, WOODFORD 5495, CRYING FIRE 5494, BABY BLUE 5321, HERC LASARA 5476, 
and ORRIN QUARRELS 5402.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HIGHWAY GAMBLER (5-5401) IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)