DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/18/2014    Duedate: 12/01/2014

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-768

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YONDER ORPHAN
IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
(5-5387) [13-2-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YONDER ORPHAN                  POSITION IS EMPTY
IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)        
(5-5387) [13-2-0,100]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OSWALD QUORN                   ORRIN QUARRELS
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5314) [18-37-0,91]          (5-5402) [8-23-1,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)      41
2. SHADY LADIES (548)          36      IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
3. DUNGEON CELL (553)           0      Unchartered Team
4. DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)         0
5. IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)    -19BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP (429)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)     546 374 38 59.3   1/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    8  7 0
 2/ 2 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)   69  51  1 57.5   2/ 1 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)   7  5 0
 3- 3 DUNGEON CELL (553)        38  34  2 52.8   3- 2 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)      3  3 0
 4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   797 849 25 48.4   4- 4 DUNGEON CELL (553)        2  0 0
 5/ 5 SHADY LADIES (548)        36  59  5 37.9   5/ 5 SHADY LADIES (548)        2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out KALTOS to see 
what's new.  Like, IT'S ALL OVER NOW had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked 
off #1 spot by THE MIDDLE WAY 5!  Way to go THE MIDDLE WAY 5!  MVP award for UGLY 
WALT?  THE MIDDLE WAY 5's proud of him after beating CRYING FIRE and getting 23 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  CRYING FIRE got smashed by UGLY WALT, and 
lost 18 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!  
BLACK ORC knows this.  He was Dark Arena Challenged by the Duelmaster.  The crowds 
were amazed this turn, as BLACK ORC killed the Duelmaster, BABY BLUE, leaving IT'S 
ALL OVER NOW in mourning.  YONDER ORPHAN gets to be new Duelmaster.  But doesn't this 
mean people might try to kill him, too?  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob 
to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YONDER ORPHAN 5387           13   2  0   100       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COMMON CRIMINAL 5361         11   6  0   116       DUNGEON CELL (553)
-NOSEY ROSIE 5280             14   7  2    98       SHADY LADIES (548)
 OSWALD QUORN 5314            18  37  0    91       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UGLY WALT 5427               12  14  0    85       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 CRYING FIRE 5494             11   3  0    70       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORRIN QUARRELS 5402           8  23  1    51       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-TURNKEY 5419                  4   0  1    49       DUNGEON CELL (553)
 JERRY LEE 5436                9  16  0    43       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-ALEXANDRA SAITOVA 5487        4   0  0    43       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUSIE Q 5524                  3   1  0    29       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)
-JAMI DEADLY 5479              5   3  0    27       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)
-BARBARA LA MARR 5383          4   6  0    24       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MERLE OATES 5511              1  10  0    20       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 BONEY JOANIE 5531             1   0  0    20       SHADY LADIES (548)
 HAIRY CAREY 5532              1   0  0    13       SHADY LADIES (548)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BABY BLUE 5321         20  6 1 IT'S ALL OVER NO 550 BLACK ORC             768  NONE
DA1 5537                0  1 0 IT'S ALL OVER NO 550 SHEWISH GIANT         768  NONE
ANTSY NANCY 5530        0  1 0 SHADY LADIES 548     WURM KIN              768  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Baby Blue, for whom it's all over now. -- Jorja and those who
walk the Middle Way

Hmm, three-two this week, with, I admit, two of the wins being over standbys.  But
that's what the standbys are for.  Well, okay, not for losing, but for being there
when needed, and we NEEDED them. -- Oswald Quorn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BABY BLUE was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
ANTSY NANCY was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
CRYING FIRE was defeated by UGLY WALT in a 1 minute duel.
YONDER ORPHAN devastated OSWALD QUORN in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
JERRY LEE was overpowered by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ORRIN QUARRELS bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
MERLE OATES devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HAIRY CAREY handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BONEY JOANIE vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     16 -   5 -  1      76  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        16 -   8 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  15 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  30 -  0      35  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  15 -  0      32  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 768 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   YONDER ORPHAN 5387         13   2  0  100 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
AIMED BLOW       CRYING FIRE 5494           11   3  0   70 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OSWALD QUORN 5314.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DA1 5537.  The ten other most popular fighters were ORRIN QUARRELS 5402, 
MERLE OATES 5511, UGLY WALT 5427, YONDER ORPHAN 5387, HAIRY CAREY 5532, BONEY JOANIE 
5531, CRYING FIRE 5494, ANTSY NANCY 5530, OSWALD QUORN 5314, and JERRY LEE 5436.

The least popular fighter this week was JERRY LEE 5436.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OSWALD QUORN 5314, ANTSY NANCY 5530, CRYING FIRE 5494, BONEY JOANIE 
5531, HAIRY CAREY 5532, YONDER ORPHAN 5387, UGLY WALT 5427, MERLE OATES 5511, ORRIN 
QUARRELS 5402, and DA1 5537.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BABY BLUE (5-5321) IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.