DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/02/2026    Duedate: 01/15/2026

TRANSEL ARENA

DM 6    TURN 1050

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HEMLOCK
CHAOS KIDS (669)
(6-8077) [16-9-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HEMLOCK                        LITTLE JOHN
CHAOS KIDS (669)               TEAN NOTTINGHAM (655)
(6-8077) [16-9-0,106]          (6-7770) [4-0-1,58]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MCKINLEY                       RATIGAN-RAT
BLACK AND BLUES (575)          RAT PAK (277)
(6-8020) [18-21-2,78]          (6-7820) [21-20-3,104]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TEAN NOTTINGHAM (655)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TEAN NOTTINGHAM (655)         22 
2. CHAOS KIDS (669)              12    BLACK AND BLUES (575)
3. LANCIARII (635)               11    Unchartered Team
4. TOP HITS (675)                8  
5. CLEVER CLEVER MGRR (676)      3     TEAN NOTTINGHAM (655)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*TEAN NOTTINGHAM (655)      9   1  1 90.0   1/ 2*TEAN NOTTINGHAM (655)     8  1 1
 2/ 0*CLEVER CLEVER MGRR (676)   5   1  0 83.3   2/ 1 TOP HITS (675)            7  5 0
 3- 3 BREWHALLA (668)           69  44  2 61.1   3/ 5 CHAOS KIDS (669)          5  6 1
 4/ 4 BLACK AND BLUES (575)    688 534 34 56.3   4/ 6 LANCIARII (635)           5 10 1
 5/ 5 RAT PAK (277)            133 112  5 54.3   5- 3 FIRST NAME BASIS (641)    4  1 0
 6- 6 Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)    48  41  6 53.9   6- 4 Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)    4  2 0
 7/ 7 TOP HITS (675)            51  45  5 53.1   7/ 8 RAT PAK (277)             3  5 0
 8/ 8 CHAOS KIDS (669)          79  75  3 51.3   8- 7 BREWHALLA (668)           3  5 0
 9- 9 FIRST NAME BASIS (641)   235 249 27 48.6   9/ 9 BLACK AND BLUES (575)     2  6 0
10/10 LANCIARII (635)          233 254  7 47.8  10/ 0*CLEVER CLEVER MGRR (676)  1  0 0
11/11 PSYCHO SQUAD (135)       785 1011 23 43.7  11/12 PSYCHO SQUAD (135)        0  3 0
12/12*COVEY XIV (678)            1   6  0 14.3  12-13*ANGRY EDEN (476)          0  2 0
13-13*ANGRY EDEN (476)           0   2  0  0.0  13/11*COVEY XIV (678)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     The native girl gave Orv a surprised smile.  "You have some herb lore, do you?"
     "You could say that," the little spirit replied with an answering smile.  "I'm a 
land healer.  When we're done with the monsters, I will heal the poisoned land here 
before I go home."
     "I'll pass the word.  Maybe some farmers will come and say which fields need 
help."
     The group of adventurers moved on down the flower-lined road, toward the forest 
with the dark and foggy spot in the middle.
     Vengeance said, "This chaos gate, is it a big visible stone gate, like when we 
fought in Gateway Arena?"
     Orv shook his, or her, or its head.  "It is a wound in Ghea, which has festered 
through the volcanic flow Sheila Greywand used to try and seal it.  The world beyond 
that breach is as poisonous to our world as our world is to that world."  Shaking its 
head, it spat to the side, as though tasting something vile.  "The breach is under the 
polluted water and I don't recommend going through to the other side.  It's likely 
that the enemy will be on this side, maybe in the water as the poison comforts them.  
In case you have to enter the water, I'll make you a salve to protect your bodies and 
your equipment, but that won't last more than an hour."
     Tortured Trout frowned as he strode down the road.  "Sounds like it would be best 
to lure them out of the water.  What can we do to really piss them off?"
     Orv gasped a surprised laugh, sounding as innocent as a child -- a child with 
mischief on its mind.  "I don't know them well, but I'd guess these invaders are 
fanatics who take themselves very seriously.  If they think you are making fun of 
them..."
     Marduk nodded.  "So, we pants them."
     Teetotaler shook his head.  "Nnn... ah.  We're talking about making them come out 
of the water to fight us.  How would that work?"
     "I could make an illusion," Trout suggested, rubbing his bearded chin.
     Teddy Brewster shrugged.  "When we see them, we should simply charge!"
     "We hide in the trees," said Vengeance.  "Trout makes an illusion of a farmer 
pantsing one of the poison weasels.  They get offended and come ashore to deal with 
it.  THEN we charge.  Hmm.  There are six of us, and seven of them.  Orv, do you 
fight?"
     The little spirit shook its head, then said, "Well... it depends.  You can see 
that I'm not as big and strong as all of you."
     "But you are of Ghea," said Tortured Trout.  "Can you poison those things with a 
touch?"
     "Oh.  Yes, I suppose so.  But if I am slain, I can't heal the land."
     "We won't include you in the fighting line, then.  Or Trout, either.  You guys 
are support.  The five of us can take those evil weasels."
     They had been walking rapidly as they made their plans.  Now, they were in the 
forest, which looked sick.  It was mostly oak and maple and sycamore trees, which 
should have had green leaves on this warm island, but all the leaves were shriveled 
and black, and curled up on the ground.  The tree skeletons looked twisted, as though 
they were in pain.  The group of fighters walked up a small rise in the land, and 
looked down upon a swamp, pools of bubbling yellowish water that stank of sulfur and 
rot.
     Vengeance looked at Orv.  "Can you tell where they are?"
     The nature spirit stretched out its arm, pointing at a particularly large pool.  
"Four of them.  The other three might still be in their own world."
     Teddy Brewster shifted his feet, hefted his sword, and snorted.  "Let's just 
charge."

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon TRANSEL, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  TOP HITS?  Who?  TEAN NOTTINGHAM is the top team 
these days, buddies!  RAT PAK had cause to celebrate, after RATIGAN-RAT got 21 points 
by beating TUB THUMPING.  TUB THUMPING certainly had a baffled expression on its 
face, after losing to RATIGAN-RAT and losing 14 points in the process!  A certain 
someone saw KNACK MCZAPPIGAN at The Sultan's Tent with the shakes, and now he fails 
to show up to defend his throne.  What a pathetic slob!  In TRANSEL, nothing is 
permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, HEMLOCK.  So who 
was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  
Someone's got a basic problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in TRANSEL avoid BREWHALLA.  As a woman of good breeding 
scorns the "warriors" of RAT PAK, so did that sorry team shy from BREWHALLA Everyone 
is famous for fifteen minutes, and TUB THUMPING is it right now.  Most challenged 
warrior.  Isn't TOP HITS proud!  Willing to win at any cost is LITTLE JOHN, who 
challenged KOKO TAYLOR, 8 points junior.  Our sympathies, KOKO TAYLOR!  I thought 
LITTLE JOHN showed great skill and promise when he subdued KOKO TAYLOR.  All right, 
so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Those who owe CLYDE 
of CHAOS KIDS money and had written him off, take note:  he'S BACK FROM THE DARK 
ARENA!!!  AND he'S MAD!!!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must 
needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  Do not 
despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEMLOCK 8077                 16   9  0 106         CHAOS KIDS (669)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OVERKILL 8010                17   6  0 106         BREWHALLA (668)           
 RATIGAN-RAT 7820             21  20  3 104         RAT PAK (277)             
 PAINT IT BLACK 8085          14   7  2 102         TOP HITS (675)            
-WAIMEA BLAZE 8025            12   8  1  91         BREWHALLA (668)           

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLANG DU JOUR 8009           15   9  0  88         BREWHALLA (668)           
 TUB THUMPING 8081            15   6  0  84         TOP HITS (675)            
 MCKINLEY 8020                18  21  2  78         BLACK AND BLUES (575)     
-ZIRCOTHIAN 7971              12   6  0  76         Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)    
 BLACK BETTY 8082             10  11  1  73         TOP HITS (675)            
 KATANA-RAT 8075               8   5  0  72         RAT PAK (277)             
-CO-PILOT THOR 8008           15   9  1  69         BREWHALLA (668)           
 HALLUCENT 8001               11  34  0  67         PSYCHO SQUAD (135)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZOTACLES 8098                 8   3  0  64         LANCIARII (635)           
 LITTLE JOHN 7770              4   0  1  58         TEAN NOTTINGHAM (655)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PSYCHO KILLER 8083            8  13  1  56         TOP HITS (675)            
 DON'T 8086                    5   1  0  53         CLEVER CLEVER MGRR (676)  
-GREGG 8135                    4   1  0  47         FIRST NAME BASIS (641)    
 MARIONETTE-RAT 8106           4   8  0  45         RAT PAK (277)             
 KOKO TAYLOR 8108             10  11  1  42         BLACK AND BLUES (575)     
-GINA 8141                     3   0  0  40         FIRST NAME BASIS (641)    
-THE DUCHESSE 8011             7  11  0  38         BREWHALLA (668)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMURF-RAT 7712                6   6  0  33         RAT PAK (277)             
 XENOCRIS 7999                 6   7  0  25         LANCIARII (635)           
-MERRY MAN 7773                2   0  0  24         TEAN NOTTINGHAM (655)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARTY 8136                    3   2  0  23         FIRST NAME BASIS (641)    
-LEROY CARR 8138               1   0  0  19         BLACK AND BLUES (575)     
 SHERWOOD 7771                 3   0  0  17         TEAN NOTTINGHAM (655)     
 WILLOW 8131                   3   2  0  13         CHAOS KIDS (669)          
 DRACONEN 8144                 2   1  1   8         LANCIARII (635)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DENNIS 8153                   1   0  0   5         FIRST NAME BASIS (641)    
 FUTILE LIST 8119              0   3  0   5         COVEY XIV (678)           
-GARY DAVIS 8140               0   1  0   3         BLACK AND BLUES (575)     
-MIKE 8152                     0   1  0   1         FIRST NAME BASIS (641)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BARTHONY 8129           1  5 0 LANCIARII 635        LITTLE JOHN 7770      1048  
FNOT 8165               0  1 0 LANCIARII 635        SOLARIN THE SILE      1050 NONE
GNOT 8166               0  1 0 LANCIARII 635        C'YLENRE THE SLY      1050 NONE
MERRY LASS 7772         0  1 0 TEAN NOTTINGHAM 655  C'YLENRE THE SLY      1050 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLYDE butchered DEVERIL THE DARING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GNOT was murdered by C'YLENRE THE SLY in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
MERRY LASS was assassinated by C'YLENRE THE SLY in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
FNOT was butchered by SOLARIN THE SILENT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RATIGAN-RAT savagely defeated TUB THUMPING in a 4 minute master's Challenge match.
SMURF-RAT was overpowered by PSYCHO KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
LITTLE JOHN devastated KOKO TAYLOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
HEMLOCK handily defeated KATANA-RAT in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
PAINT IT BLACK vanquished MCKINLEY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLACK BETTY won victory over HALLUCENT in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
ZOTACLES overpowered MARIONETTE-RAT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DON'T overpowered XENOCRIS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHERWOOD outwaited DRACONEN in a monotonous 13 minute amateur's conflict.
FUTILE LIST was subdued by WILLOW in a 2 minute novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  13 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  27 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  31 -  3      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  19 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  16 -  1      24  |

Turn 1050 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HEMLOCK 8077               16   9  0  106 CHAOS KIDS (669)
AIMED BLOW       RATIGAN-RAT 7820           21  20  3  104 RAT PAK (277)
STRIKING ATTACK  PAINT IT BLACK 8085        14   7  2  102 TOP HITS (675)
TOTAL PARRY      TUB THUMPING 8081          15   6  0   84 TOP HITS (675)
PARRY-STRIKE     LITTLE JOHN 7770            4   0  1   58 TEAN NOTTINGHAM (655)
SLASHING ATTACK  DON'T 8086                  5   1  0   53 CLEVER CLEVER MGRR (676)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MCKINLEY 8020.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RATIGAN-RAT 7820.  The ten other most popular fighters were PAINT IT BLACK 8085, 
LITTLE JOHN 7770, FUTILE LIST 8119, WILLOW 8131, HEMLOCK 8077, MCKINLEY 8020, BLACK 
BETTY 8082, ZOTACLES 8098, DON'T 8086, and PSYCHO KILLER 8083.

The least popular fighter this week was SHERWOOD 7771.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DRACONEN 8144, TUB THUMPING 8081, XENOCRIS 7999, MARIONETTE-RAT 8106, 
HALLUCENT 8001, KATANA-RAT 8075, KOKO TAYLOR 8108, SMURF-RAT 7712, FNOT 8165, and 
MERRY LASS 7772.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

KNACK MCZAPPIGAN (6-7967) Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)
CLYDE (6-8028) CHAOS KIDS (669)