DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/10/2025    Duedate: 10/23/2025

TRANSEL ARENA

DM 6    TURN 1044

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KNACK MCZAPPIGAN
Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)
(6-7967) [14-4-3,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KNACK MCZAPPIGAN               POSITION IS EMPTY
Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)         
(6-7967) [14-4-3,125]          

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MCKINLEY                       ZAPP BRANNIGAN
BLACK AND BLUES (575)          Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)
(6-8020) [17-16-2,77]          (6-7982) [12-6-1,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHAOS KIDS (669)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLACK AND BLUES (575)         28 
2. FIRST NAME BASIS (641)        21    BLACK AND BLUES (575)
3. RAT PAK (277)                 20    Unchartered Team
4. LANCIARII (635)               18 
5. CHAOS KIDS (669)              14 WORTHLESS MANAGERS 2 (251)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)     62  25  5 71.3   1/ 6 CHAOS KIDS (669)          6  7 0
 2- 2 FAVORITE SAYINGS (606)    15   9  1 62.5   2/ 2 LANCIARII (635)           6  9 0
 3- 3 BREWHALLA (668)           63  38  2 62.4   3/ 4 RAT PAK (277)             5  1 0
 4/ 4 BLACK AND BLUES (575)    685 523 34 56.7   4/ 5 BLACK AND BLUES (575)     5  1 0
 5/ 5 RAT PAK (277)            128 106  5 54.7   5- 1 BREWHALLA (668)           4  0 0
 6/ 6 Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)    42  37  6 53.2   6/ 3 TOP HITS (675)            4  8 1
 7/ 7 TOP HITS (675)            37  35  5 51.4   7- 7 MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)     3  1 1
 8/ 9 CHAOS KIDS (669)          66  64  2 50.8   8/ 9 Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)    3  1 0
 9/12 METALLIC WOLVES (529)      6   6  0 50.0   9- 8 FAVORITE SAYINGS (606)    2  0 1
10/10 LANCIARII (635)          225 232  6 49.2  10/10 METALLIC WOLVES (529)     2  1 0
11/11 FIRST NAME BASIS (641)   225 246 27 47.8  11/12 FIRST NAME BASIS (641)    1  5 0
12/13 PSYCHO SQUAD (135)       785 1003 23 43.9  12/11 PSYCHO SQUAD (135)        0  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  TRANSEL needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, BREWHALLA, 
but CHAOS KIDS was just too good to be stopped.  Uncool, BREWHALLA.  I mean 0-0-0 is 
bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  The 
guys at CHAOS KIDS like really pulled together to get a 3-1-0 this turn, moving up by 
5.  MVP award for KATANA-RAT?  RAT PAK's proud of him after beating ULLANDER and 
getting 20 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  ULLANDER got smashed by 
KATANA-RAT, and lost 13 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  KNACK 
MCZAPPIGAN stopped DOLFIN dead in his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real 
snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  TOP HITS was the most avoided 
team.  Is a 37-35-5 record really that scary?  I don't know what LANCIARII's been 
doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from TOP HITS, that's fer 
sher.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TRANSEL ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to 
hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  TRANSEL is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I 
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KNACK MCZAPPIGAN 7967        14   4  3 125         Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUB THUMPING 8081            12   3  0 108         TOP HITS (675)            
-OVERKILL 8010                15   6  0  99         BREWHALLA (668)           
 CLYDE 8028                   14  14  1  99         CHAOS KIDS (669)          
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 7982          12   6  1  98         Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)    
-RATIGAN-RAT 7820             20  18  3  92         RAT PAK (277)             
 DOLFIN 7885                  17  41  0  92         PSYCHO SQUAD (135)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLANG DU JOUR 8009           14   7  0  89         BREWHALLA (668)           
 HEMLOCK 8077                 12   7  0  87         CHAOS KIDS (669)          
 MCKINLEY 8020                17  16  2  77         BLACK AND BLUES (575)     
-CO-PILOT THOR 8008           14   7  1  73         BREWHALLA (668)           
-LIKE A VIRGIN 6963            7   1  0  67         FAVORITE SAYINGS (606)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KOKO TAYLOR 8108              9   6  1  65         BLACK AND BLUES (575)     
-WAIMEA BLAZE 8025            10   7  1  63         BREWHALLA (668)           
 HALLUCENT 8001               11  28  0  61         PSYCHO SQUAD (135)        
 AMBER TASMANIAN 6176          6   4  0  57         METALLIC WOLVES (529)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KATANA-RAT 8075               6   4  0  53         RAT PAK (277)             
 ZOTACLES 8098                 5   0  0  51         LANCIARII (635)           
 PAINT IT BLACK 8085           9   6  2  50         TOP HITS (675)            
-MARIONETTE-RAT 8106           3   6  0  47         RAT PAK (277)             
-GREAT OAK 4002                9   9  0  42         MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)     
 BLACK BETTY 8082              6   9  1  40         TOP HITS (675)            
 PSYCHO KILLER 8083            6   9  1  40         TOP HITS (675)            
 ULLANDER 7862                 8  13  0  37         LANCIARII (635)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YOU B@STARD 7158              3   4  1  33         FAVORITE SAYINGS (606)    
-SPIRIT 8104                   2   0  1  33         MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARTY 8136                    1   0  0  20         FIRST NAME BASIS (641)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 XENOCRIS 7999                 4   3  0  15         LANCIARII (635)           
 PIED PIPER 8123               1   4  0  12         CHAOS KIDS (669)          
 COLLAPAS 8132                 1   0  0  10         LANCIARII (635)           
 CHAD 8125                     1   4  0   7         CHAOS KIDS (669)          
 BARTHONY 8129                 0   2  0   2         LANCIARII (635)           
 GREGG 8135                    0   1  0   1         FIRST NAME BASIS (641)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
REQUIEM 8112            5  5 0 CHAOS KIDS 669       PAINT IT BLACK 8085   1042 REVENGED
AMELITOS 8122           1  5 0 LANCIARII 635        YOU B@STARD 7158      1042  
YOLANDUS 8018           4  2 0 LANCIARII 635        SPIRIT 8104           1043  
ROUND AND ROUND 8084    4  8 1 TOP HITS 675         KOKO TAYLOR 8108      1041 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KNACK MCZAPPIGAN devastated DOLFIN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TUB THUMPING unbelievably bested ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 4 minute expert's battle.
CLYDE won victory over PEREGRINE FIREHAWK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
HEMLOCK overpowered NURNIN THE UNLUCKY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MCKINLEY devastated PAINT IT BLACK in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
HALLUCENT was overpowered by KOKO TAYLOR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
AMBER TASMANIAN devastated PSYCHO KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ULLANDER was handily defeated by KATANA-RAT in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
ZOTACLES vanquished BLACK BETTY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
XENOCRIS outwaited CHAD in a slow 14 minute fight.
PIED PIPER narrowly defeated BARTHONY in a 2 minute gory melee.
COLLAPAS overpowered GREGG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MARTY devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        12 -   6 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   5 -  2      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  28 -  4      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  19 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  19 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  14 -  1      36  |

Turn 1044 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1                                       2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  KNACK MCZAPPIGAN 7967      14   4  3  125 Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)
TOTAL PARRY      TUB THUMPING 8081          12   3  0  108 TOP HITS (675)
PARRY-LUNGE      ZAPP BRANNIGAN 7982        12   6  1   98 Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)
LUNGING ATTACK   HEMLOCK 8077               12   7  0   87 CHAOS KIDS (669)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    AMBER TASMANIAN 6176        6   4  0   57 METALLIC WOLVES (529)
STRIKING ATTACK  KATANA-RAT 8075             6   4  0   53 RAT PAK (277)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MCKINLEY 8020.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ZAPP BRANNIGAN 7982.  The ten other most popular fighters were CLYDE 8028, PIED 
PIPER 8123, KOKO TAYLOR 8108, KATANA-RAT 8075, KNACK MCZAPPIGAN 7967, TUB THUMPING 
8081, HEMLOCK 8077, MCKINLEY 8020, ZOTACLES 8098, and BARTHONY 8129.

The least popular fighter this week was CHAD 8125.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were XENOCRIS 7999, GREGG 8135, BLACK BETTY 8082, ULLANDER 7862, PSYCHO 
KILLER 8083, HALLUCENT 8001, PAINT IT BLACK 8085, DOLFIN 7885, AMBER TASMANIAN 6176, 
and MARTY 8136.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                       THUMBSCREW (2-2622) IN COLD BLOOD  (329) 
                      YORKE (7-6040) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS  (396) 
                       LUNACY (60-9545) HORRID INSTANITY  (716) 
                    MR. CARTER (72-10604) PORKY'S REVENGE  (1415) 
                  SCHNOOKLEWUGGY (84-16559) SUPE FORCES 9A03  (2926) 
                     DOLEMITE (85-24265) HOWLIN' CLASSICS  (4686) 
                    EXTERMINATOR (86-1006) HOWLING GRIBBLE  (171) 
                   FRED SAVAGE CEO (86-18759) THE PURGE 249  (3461) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes