DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/26/2025    Duedate: 10/09/2025

TRANSEL ARENA

DM 6    TURN 1043

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KNACK MCZAPPIGAN
Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)
(6-7967) [13-4-3,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ZAPP BRANNIGAN                 POSITION IS EMPTY
Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)         
(6-7982) [12-5-1,123]          

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

RATIGAN-RAT                    KNACK MCZAPPIGAN
RAT PAK (277)                  Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)
(6-7820) [20-18-3,92]          (6-7967) [13-4-3,117]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BREWHALLA (668)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BREWHALLA (668)               31 
2. Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)        26    MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
3. METALLIC WOLVES (529)         16    Unchartered Team
4. BLACK AND BLUES (575)         14 
5. MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)         14    KNEE DEEP (314)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)     62  25  5 71.3   1/ 4 BREWHALLA (668)           8  0 0
 2- 2 FAVORITE SAYINGS (606)    15   9  1 62.5   2/ 1 LANCIARII (635)           8  7 0
 3/ 3 BREWHALLA (668)           63  38  2 62.4   3/ 2 TOP HITS (675)            6  7 2
 4/ 4 BLACK AND BLUES (575)    683 523 34 56.6   4/ 3 RAT PAK (277)             4  1 0
 5/ 6 RAT PAK (277)            127 106  5 54.5   5/ 9 BLACK AND BLUES (575)     4  2 1
 6/ 0 Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)    41  36  6 53.2   6/ 6 CHAOS KIDS (669)          4 10 0
 7/ 5 TOP HITS (675)            36  32  5 52.9   7/ 7 MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)     3  1 1
 8- 7 PHOENIX GUARD (677)       20  18  1 52.6   8- 5 FAVORITE SAYINGS (606)    3  1 1
 9/ 8 CHAOS KIDS (669)          63  63  2 50.0   9/ 0 Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)    2  0 0
10/ 9 LANCIARII (635)          222 230  6 49.1  10/10 METALLIC WOLVES (529)     2  1 0
11/10 FIRST NAME BASIS (641)   224 245 27 47.8  11/11 PSYCHO SQUAD (135)        0  6 0
12/12 METALLIC WOLVES (529)      5   6  0 45.5  12/ 8 FIRST NAME BASIS (641)    0  6 0
13/11 PSYCHO SQUAD (135)       785 1001 23 44.0  13-12 PHOENIX GUARD (677)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TRANSEL.  Too bad, LANCIARII, but 
BREWHALLA was just too good to be stopped.  I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or 
anything, but FIRST NAME BASIS really goofed with their 0-2-0.  The guys at BLACK AND 
BLUES like really pulled together to get a 2-0-0 this turn, moving up by 4.  One team 
deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 3 after going 4-0-0.  Keep it up, 
BREWHALLA!  MVP award for SPIRIT?  MY LITTLE TRIBE's proud of her after beating 
YOLANDUS and getting 19 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  RATIGAN-RAT got 
smashed by ZAPP BRANNIGAN, and lost 17 points!  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome KNACK MCZAPPIGAN.  Aren't Z.A.P.P. 
MASTERS proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said TRANSEL's Duelmaster was 
paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  FAVORITE 
SAYINGS was the most avoided team.  Is a 15-9-1 record really that scary?  I don't 
know what LANCIARII's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from FAVORITE SAYINGS, that's fer sher.  Like, is DOLFIN popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of TRANSEL!  He's got a 17-40-0, is that good?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TRANSEL ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because MORAN had 16-28-1 was no 
reason for FIRST NAME BASIS to send him to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  D'ya think 
SPIRIT is feeling guilty for killing LANCIARII's YOLANDUS, a mere boy?  Naah, I doubt 
it.  MCKINLEY bloodfeuded (is that a word?) BLACK BETTY for revenge over some guy's 
bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  CLYDE really fought hard against PAINT IT 
BLACK.  That'll teach TOP HITS not to go and kill any of CHAOS KIDS' guys again, huh! 
Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or 
have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  TRANSEL is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KNACK MCZAPPIGAN 7967        13   4  3 117         Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 7982          12   5  1 123         Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)    
 OVERKILL 8010                15   6  0  99         BREWHALLA (668)           
 CLYDE 8028                   13  14  1  97         CHAOS KIDS (669)          
 TUB THUMPING 8081            11   3  0  97         TOP HITS (675)            
 RATIGAN-RAT 7820             20  18  3  92         RAT PAK (277)             
 DOLFIN 7885                  17  40  0  91         PSYCHO SQUAD (135)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLANG DU JOUR 8009           14   7  0  89         BREWHALLA (668)           
 HEMLOCK 8077                 11   7  0  79         CHAOS KIDS (669)          
 CO-PILOT THOR 8008           14   7  1  73         BREWHALLA (668)           
 MCKINLEY 8020                16  16  2  67         BLACK AND BLUES (575)     
-LIKE A VIRGIN 6963            7   1  0  67         FAVORITE SAYINGS (606)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WAIMEA BLAZE 8025            10   7  1  63         BREWHALLA (668)           
 HALLUCENT 8001               11  27  0  60         PSYCHO SQUAD (135)        
 PAINT IT BLACK 8085           9   5  2  58         TOP HITS (675)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULLANDER 7862                 8  12  0  50         LANCIARII (635)           
 AMBER TASMANIAN 6176          5   4  0  50         METALLIC WOLVES (529)     
 BLACK BETTY 8082              6   8  1  48         TOP HITS (675)            
 KOKO TAYLOR 8108              8   6  1  47         BLACK AND BLUES (575)     
-MARIONETTE-RAT 8106           3   6  0  47         RAT PAK (277)             
 GREAT OAK 4002                9   9  0  42         MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)     
 PSYCHO KILLER 8083            6   8  1  39         TOP HITS (675)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZOTACLES 8098                 4   0  0  34         LANCIARII (635)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KATANA-RAT 8075               5   4  0  33         RAT PAK (277)             
-YOU B@STARD 7158              3   4  1  33         FAVORITE SAYINGS (606)    
 SPIRIT 8104                   2   0  1  33         MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 XENOCRIS 7999                 3   3  0  12         LANCIARII (635)           
-CARDINAL 8103                 2   4  0  10         PHOENIX GUARD (677)       
 PIED PIPER 8123               0   4  0   8         CHAOS KIDS (669)          
 CHAD 8125                     1   3  0   7         CHAOS KIDS (669)          
 BARTHONY 8129                 0   1  0   1         LANCIARII (635)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KOKOMO ARNOLD 8071      1  1 0 BLACK AND BLUES 575  BLACK BETTY 8082      1039 JUST REVENGED
REQUIEM 8112            5  5 0 CHAOS KIDS 669       PAINT IT BLACK 8085   1042 JUST REVENGED
MORAN 7966             16 29 1 FIRST NAME BASIS 641 LORD TEV GREENHE      1043 NONE
MORON 8130              0  1 0 FIRST NAME BASIS 641 KOLDIS THE CRAFT      1043 NONE
AMELITOS 8122           1  5 0 LANCIARII 635        YOU B@STARD 7158      1042  
YOLANDUS 8018           4  2 0 LANCIARII 635        SPIRIT 8104           1043  
ROUND AND ROUND 8084    4  8 1 TOP HITS 675         KOKO TAYLOR 8108      1041 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

XENOCRIS -- Great Rebound from that Frantic activity. I was unsure there for a second. 
-- Spirit

Psycho Killer -- I told them you're Psycho.. I told them. Keep your chains on and stay 
away. -- Great Oak

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MORAN was dealt death by LORD TEV GREENHEART in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
MORON was savagely slain by KOLDIS THE CRAFTY in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
CLYDE overpowered PAINT IT BLACK in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
OVERKILL bested DOLFIN in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
SLANG DU JOUR bested HEMLOCK in a 2 minute expert's Challenge brawl.
WAIMEA BLAZE savagely defeated ULLANDER in a exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle.
SPIRIT easily killed YOLANDUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TUB THUMPING was viciously subdued by KNACK MCZAPPIGAN in a 4 minute Title duel.
RATIGAN-RAT was vanquished by ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
HALLUCENT was overpowered by CO-PILOT THOR in a 1 minute gory one-sided melee.
MCKINLEY subdued BLACK BETTY in a 2 minute match.
AMBER TASMANIAN viciously subdued GREAT OAK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute conflict.
KOKO TAYLOR demolished PSYCHO KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ZOTACLES handily defeated PIED PIPER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KATANA-RAT vanquished XENOCRIS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHAD won victory over BARTHONY in a 5 minute bloody novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   4 -  2      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  17 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  32 -  4      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  19 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  13 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  17 -  0      39  |

Turn 1043 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  KNACK MCZAPPIGAN 7967      13   4  3  117 Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)
PARRY-LUNGE      ZAPP BRANNIGAN 7982        12   5  1  123 Z.A.P.P. MASTERS (665)
WALL OF STEEL    OVERKILL 8010              15   6  0   99 BREWHALLA (668)
TOTAL PARRY      TUB THUMPING 8081          11   3  0   97 TOP HITS (675)
AIMED BLOW       RATIGAN-RAT 7820           20  18  3   92 RAT PAK (277)
LUNGING ATTACK   HEMLOCK 8077               11   7  0   79 CHAOS KIDS (669)
STRIKING ATTACK  PAINT IT BLACK 8085         9   5  2   58 TOP HITS (675)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    AMBER TASMANIAN 6176        5   4  0   50 METALLIC WOLVES (529)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RATIGAN-RAT 7820.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KNACK MCZAPPIGAN 7967.  The ten other most popular fighters were AMBER 
TASMANIAN 6176, MORAN 7966, WAIMEA BLAZE 8025, BARTHONY 8129, CLYDE 8028, OVERKILL 
8010, HEMLOCK 8077, ZAPP BRANNIGAN 7982, MCKINLEY 8020, and BLACK BETTY 8082.

The least popular fighter this week was CHAD 8125.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were XENOCRIS 7999, PIED PIPER 8123, PSYCHO KILLER 8083, GREAT OAK 4002, 
RATIGAN-RAT 7820, YOLANDUS 8018, PAINT IT BLACK 8085, KATANA-RAT 8075, HALLUCENT 
8001, and SPIRIT 8104.