DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/22/2014    Duedate: 08/04/2014

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-763

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAIDEN HAIR PASTA
SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
(7-6221) [19-10-0,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAIDEN HAIR PASTA              POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH PICNIC (580)           
(7-6221) [19-10-0,99]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SURFIN' SARA                   IVAR
BEACH BABES (309)              THE HEATHENS (590)
(7-6279) [14-35-0,84]          (7-6384) [3-2-0,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH PICNIC (580)        35
2. IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)  30IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
3. BEACH BABES (309)           23      Unchartered Team
4. SENTINELS (122)             14
5. THE HEATHENS (590)           7      THE HEATHENS (590)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 138  96  7 59.0   1/ 1 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      9  4 0
 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122)          655 481 32 57.7   2/ 2 BEACH BABES (309)         6  9 0
 3/ 5 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      67  68  0 49.6   3/ 4 BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)  3  3 0
 4/ 4 BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)  17  19  0 47.2   4/ 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396)  2  2 1
 5- 6 WESTNMAFIA (551)          56  69  1 44.8   5/ 5 SENTINELS (122)           2  3 0
 6/ 7 BEACH BABES (309)        %1048 %1436 28 42.2   6/ 0*THE HEATHENS (590)        1  3 0
 7/ 0*THE HEATHENS (590)         9  13  1 40.9   7- 8 WESTNMAFIA (551)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 758): FRAN TIC of UPSTARTS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 640): ANSWER PACK of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 763): SFC11 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 735): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 759): SEYMORE GUTS if U PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 754): PRETZEL of LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 762): MAIDEN HAIR PASTA of SHEWIS PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 747): COUNT BLYTHE of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 746): ABCESS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 747): JUKE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 713): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 702): DEFIANCE of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 695): RAZZ of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 646): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 309): INNUK SHUK of WORLD BLADES 15 (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 302): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 592): STREET RACER of PUBLIC NUISANCES (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 640): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE (Chuck, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 758): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 640): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 763): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 735): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 759): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 754): LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 762): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 747): THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 748): STONE COLD (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 747): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 713): 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 702): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 695): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 646): BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 309): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 302): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 592): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 640): TOON INN et al (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 758): FRAN TIC of UPSTARTS (?, mgr.)
                            FRANK N. STEIN of UPSTARTS (?, mgr.)
                            SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
                            ABYSSINIAN of CAT'S MEOW (LHI, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 763): DUDE 5 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 746): ABCESS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
                            DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 746): MONTEREY JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 695): RAZZ of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
                               FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Believe me, I'm as surprised to be here as you are to see me.

Maiden Hair Pasta

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
BONSUR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see SUNSPIRE win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
SURFIN' SARA beat BULLS-EYE and BULLS-EYE lost 7 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
And if variety is the spice of life, BONSUR may be getting bland, as MAIDEN HAIR 
PASTA stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how 
else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  CHURCH LADIES was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like SENTINELS avoided them the most this 
turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  ALLESSANDRA, a glorious 
7-6-0 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad SENTINELS.  We're all going to die in 
the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the BONSUR arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of BONSUR.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in 
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221       19  10  0    99       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HENRI 5062                   16   6  0   132       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 FROGLE ROCK 6376              9   2  0    95       BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
 DRAGON FRUIT 6371            10  10  0    92       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YORKE 6040                    9   3  1    90       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 SURFIN' SARA 6279            14  35  0    84       BEACH BABES (309)
 WEIRD HAIRED FROG 6404        8   3  0    77       BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
 CANNED SAVRADESE 6311        10  12  0    73       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 WAVIN' WANDA 6346            17  16  0    67       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OMA BRELLA 6350              16  16  0    66       BEACH BABES (309)
 SILVER PINNACLE 6427          6   1  1    65       SENTINELS (122)
 TEVEZ 6379                    5   0  1    62       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 SUMMER SUNNE 6345            13  21  0    60       BEACH BABES (309)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BULLS-EYE 6417                7   2  0    56       SENTINELS (122)
 CHARLIE TUNA 6382            10  14  0    52       BEACH BABES (309)
 RENALDO 5933                  7   8  1    48       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 CREAMED MALCORN 6394          9   9  0    38       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 MOBILE CITADEL 6416           6   3  0    36       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IVAR 6384                     3   2  0    28       THE HEATHENS (590)
 RORIK 6387                    2   3  1    28       THE HEATHENS (590)
-SCOOTER 5975                  2   4  0    28       WESTNMAFIA (551)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAGSECG 6383                  4   1  0    26       THE HEATHENS (590)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DROGBA 6378                   3   2  0    15       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 SUNSPIRE 6446                 1   0  0    15       SENTINELS (122)
-LEFT LANE 5981                1   1  0    14       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 FINGER SANDWICH 6437          1   0  0     9       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
-STONEWALL 6017                2   2  0     8       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 SLENDER FROG 6439             0   1  0     1       BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ALLESSANDRA 6401        7  7 0 SENTINELS 122        TEVEZ 6379            763   
THORGEST 6390           0  4 0 THE HEATHENS 590     HIGH ELF              763  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Charlie Tuna -- I guess that makes us canned tuna? -- Canned Savradese

Summer Sunne -- My manager should know better than to leave me out in the sun. --
Creamed Malcorn

Two turns missed, something that has not happened for the Sentinels in a long time.
But fear not, they shall return to their posts and resume their role as stalwarts of
Bonsur.

Maiden Hair Pasta and Dragon Fruit -- How well we know that feeling! -- the Beach
Babes

Six total fights, one in the Dark Arena, and NO standbys.  We went one-four, which is
not, alas, a surprise.  Well, seriously, I fought the Weird Haired Frog?  Weird is an
understatement.  That is a very strange frog, and the less I have to do with it, the
better.  We elves have standards, you know. -- Surfin' Sara

Dragon Fruit -- I started to write this personal several times and got censored for
"double intentions."  Bummer.  I'm not much for fruits anyway, unless they're in the
smash. -- Wavin' Wanda
P.S.  And I didn't even have more than one intention at a time, either.

Maiden Hair Pasta -- You're all tangled.  I got tripped up in that. -- Oma Brella

Creamed Malcorn -- Now you're fried-to-a-crisp malcorn. -- Summer Sunne

Canned Savradese -- You're too salty! -- Charlie Tuna, gagging theatrically

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THORGEST was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA vanquished OMA BRELLA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
FROGLE ROCK vanquished SILVER PINNACLE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WEIRD HAIRED FROG was defeated by YORKE in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
DRAGON FRUIT devastated VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SURFIN' SARA overpowered BULLS-EYE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CANNED SAVRADESE devastated SUMMER SUNNE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
WAVIN' WANDA viciously subdued CREAMED MALCORN in a action packed 3 minute melee.
ALLESSANDRA was viciously butchered by TEVEZ in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
RENALDO was vanquished by CHARLIE TUNA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOBILE CITADEL luckily beat IVAR in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
BAGSECG outwaited DROGBA in a unpopular 17 minute brutal conflict.
RORIK was subdued by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 4 minute brawl.
FINGER SANDWICH narrowly defeated SLENDER FROG in a 4 minute amateur's conflict.
SUNSPIRE overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         AIMED BLOW        21 -  10 -  1      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  25 -  2      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  23 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  13 -  0      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   4 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 763 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221     19  10  0   99 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
LUNGING ATTACK   FROGLE ROCK 6376            9   2  0   95 BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WEIRD HAIRED FROG 6404      8   3  0   77 BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
SLASHING ATTACK  WAVIN' WANDA 6346          17  16  0   67 BEACH BABES (309)
STRIKING ATTACK  TEVEZ 6379                  5   0  1   62 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
TOTAL PARRY      MOBILE CITADEL 6416         6   3  0   36 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SURFIN' SARA 6279.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was IVAR 6384.  The ten other most popular fighters were FINGER SANDWICH 6437, 
WAVIN' WANDA 6346, TEVEZ 6379, RORIK 6387, SLENDER FROG 6439, MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221, 
YORKE 6040, CHARLIE TUNA 6382, FROGLE ROCK 6376, and THORGEST 6390.

The least popular fighter this week was DROGBA 6378.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BAGSECG 6383, BULLS-EYE 6417, SILVER PINNACLE 6427, SUNSPIRE 6446, 
MOBILE CITADEL 6416, RENALDO 5933, ALLESSANDRA 6401, CREAMED MALCORN 6394, SUMMER 
SUNNE 6345, and OMA BRELLA 6350.