DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/21/2015    Duedate: 08/03/2015

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-789

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CREAMED MALCORN
SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
(7-6394) [20-17-0,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CREAMED MALCORN                MARBEAU
SHEWISH PICNIC (580)           CAVALIERS (588)
(7-6394) [20-17-0,93]          (7-6428) [1-0-0,10]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FINGER SANDWICH                PENELOPE
SHEWISH PICNIC (580)           CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-6437) [9-0-0,71]            (7-6450) [3-1-0,22]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH PICNIC (580)        49
2. JOHN BROWN (594)            12      SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
3. CAVALIERS (588)             10      Unchartered Team
4. CHURCH LADIES (548)         10
5. PONY CARS (598)              1      CAVALIERS (588)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (602)      20   4  0 83.3   1- 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (602)      7  2 0
 2/ 3 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)     112  94 12 54.4   2/ 3 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      4  1 1
 3/ 0 CHURCH LADIES (548)      219 191 19 53.4   3/ 2 JOHN BROWN (594)          3  9 0
 4/ 4 JOHN BROWN (594)          32  50  3 39.0   4/ 0*CAVALIERS (588)           1  0 0
 5/ 0*CAVALIERS (588)            3   9  0 25.0   5/ 0 CHURCH LADIES (548)       1  1 0
 6/ 5 KILLMORER (411)            5  39  1 11.4   6/ 5 KILLMORER (411)           0  3 0
 7/ 6*PONY CARS (598)            0   2  0  0.0   7/ 6*PONY CARS (598)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
BONSUR.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Say 
good-bye to WEIRD STUDENTS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 
SHEWISH PICNIC stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for ELF COBBLER, who flew up 18 
points in the rankings after mashing MORDANT DESERTER like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this guy.  Try as hard as the WEIRD STUDENTS stable might, they were unable to find 
their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) DISMAL DANNY before this week's fights.  In front 
of all the crowds, CREAMED MALCORN took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give 
the bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid 
aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the BONSUR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been real, 
and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CREAMED MALCORN 6394         20  17  0    93       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FINGER SANDWICH 6437          9   0  0    71       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISMAL DANNY 6540             5   0  0    59       WEIRD STUDENTS (602)
 FOREIGN SHORE 6456            7  11  0    57       JOHN BROWN (594)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EAGER ED 6538                 5   0  0    42       WEIRD STUDENTS (602)
 METAL BRACE 6453             10   7  0    37       JOHN BROWN (594)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NERVOUS NELLY 6542            3   2  0    26       WEIRD STUDENTS (602)
-NOSY NICK 6539                4   1  0    25       WEIRD STUDENTS (602)
-MANIC MARK 6562               3   1  0    24       WEIRD STUDENTS (602)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PENELOPE 6450                 3   1  0    22       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 ELF COBBLER 6525              1   0  1    18       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 SCONE GOLEM 6563              1   0  0    13       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
-ROLFE 6355                    0   3  0    13       CAVALIERS (588)
-STORMBRINGHER 4180            1   8  1    12       KILLMORER (411)
 MARBEAU 6428                  1   0  0    10       CAVALIERS (588)
-ASHWOOD 4177                  1   6  0     9       KILLMORER (411)
 TREELANCE 4178                0   9  0     9       KILLMORER (411)
 RAQUEL 6592                   0   1  0     7       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-DRAGNIGHT 6551                0   3  0     3       KILLMORER (411)
-EVILLU 6573                   0   1  0     1       KILLMORER (411)
 JAURLIN 6594                  0   1  0     1       PONY CARS (598)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      ELF COBBLER 6525      789  NONE
SNACK 6596              0  1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580   HIGH ELF              789  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CREAMED MALCORN vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 3 minute uneven Title battle.
FINGER SANDWICH demolished METAL BRACE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FOREIGN SHORE devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute one-sided contest.
TREELANCE was savagely defeated by PENELOPE in a 2 minute bloody match.
MARBEAU devastated JAURLIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SCONE GOLEM bested RAQUEL in a 1 minute match.
ELF COBBLER butchered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        29 -  19 -  2      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   2 -  2      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  15 -  2      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  14 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   8 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   9 -  0      31  |

Turn 789 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CREAMED MALCORN 6394       20  17  0   93 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
SLASHING ATTACK  FINGER SANDWICH 6437        9   0  0   71 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
WALL OF STEEL    METAL BRACE 6453           10   7  0   37 JOHN BROWN (594)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FINGER SANDWICH 6437.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PENELOPE 6450.  The ten other most popular fighters were CREAMED MALCORN 
6394, FOREIGN SHORE 6456, FINGER SANDWICH 6437, SCONE GOLEM 6563, MARBEAU 6428, ELF 
COBBLER 6525, TREELANCE 4178, SNACK 6596, METAL BRACE 6453, and JAURLIN 6594.

The least popular fighter this week was RAQUEL 6592.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JAURLIN 6594, METAL BRACE 6453, SNACK 6596, TREELANCE 4178, ELF COBBLER 
6525, MARBEAU 6428, SCONE GOLEM 6563, FINGER SANDWICH 6437, FOREIGN SHORE 6456, and 
CREAMED MALCORN 6394.