DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/11/2014    Duedate: 11/24/2014

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-771

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CREAMED MALCORN
SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
(7-6394) [14-12-0,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CANNED SAVRADESE               POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH PICNIC (580)           
(7-6311) [18-12-6,97]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SURFIN' SARA                   CANNED SAVRADESE
BEACH BABES (309)              SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
(7-6279) [17-40-0,91]          (7-6311) [18-12-6,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BEACH BABES (309)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122)             42
2. SHEWISH PICNIC (580)        29      SENTINELS (122)
3. CHURCH LADIES (548)          2      Unchartered Team
4. JOHN BROWN (594)             0
5. BEACH BABES (309)          -13      SCARLET KNIGHTS (299)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 SENTINELS (122)          669 492 32 57.6   1/ 1 BEACH BABES (309)        10  5 0
 2/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)      215 183 19 54.0   2/ 2 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      8  4 4
 3/ 4 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      88  79  7 52.7   3/ 4 SENTINELS (122)           6  4 0
 4/ 5 BEACH BABES (309)        %1067 %1457 28 42.3   4/ 5 CHURCH LADIES (548)       0  3 0
 5- 6*JOHN BROWN (594)           2   5  1 28.6   5- 6*JOHN BROWN (594)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in BONSUR since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Some people say I ramble 
too much, I don't say anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well SHEWISH 
PICNIC moved up 0, to 2nd.  What's with BULLS-EYE?  He actually beat BEACH BABES' 
SURFIN' SARA, and walked away with 17 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at 
SENTINELS while they watched SUNSPIRE clobber CATHY.  She lost 9 points and got 
bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for 
SHEWISH PICNIC's outstanding member, Duelmaster CREAMED MALCORN.  I suppose you want 
to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS.  The bums at SENTINELS couldn't face the challenges from 
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS!  No excuse for that!  What do people see in CREAMED MALCORN?  
His 14-12-0?  SHEWISH PICNIC ain't talkin', but he's got 95 points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Who will dare fight CANNED SAVRADESE, after he 
returned from the Dark Arena?  (For the record 18-12-6 is 97, and has he points) Is 
it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so 
gloriously!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  
BONSUR is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Remember--a 
good fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CREAMED MALCORN 6394         14  12  0    95       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANNED SAVRADESE 6311        18  12  6    97       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 CHARLIE TUNA 6382            17  15  0    95       BEACH BABES (309)
 SURFIN' SARA 6279            17  40  0    91       BEACH BABES (309)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BULLS-EYE 6417               10   4  0    90       SENTINELS (122)
 OMA BRELLA 6350              20  20  0    86       BEACH BABES (309)
 WAVIN' WANDA 6346            21  20  0    84       BEACH BABES (309)
 SUMMER SUNNE 6345            14  28  0    70       BEACH BABES (309)
 MOBILE CITADEL 6416          10   4  0    69       SENTINELS (122)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVER PINNACLE 6427          7   5  1    47       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORTH STAR 6467               3   0  0    28       SENTINELS (122)
 SUNSPIRE 6446                 4   2  0    26       SENTINELS (122)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CATHY 6344                    4   3  0    17       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 NANA PANCAKE 6476             2   0  0    15       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
-TEN MONTHS 6468               1   0  0    11       JOHN BROWN (594)
-FINGER SANDWICH 6437          1   0  0     9       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
-SMILING FACE 6455             0   1  0     7       JOHN BROWN (594)
-METAL BRACE 6453              0   1  0     1       JOHN BROWN (594)
 GLORIA 6474                   0   1  0     1       CHURCH LADIES (548)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ALICE 6473              0  1 0 CHURCH LADIES 548    BANDIT PRINCE         771  NONE
BUTTERCUP               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           CANNED SAVRADESE 6311 771  NONE
SNACK 6478              0  1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580   SPYMASTER             771  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

An absence of opponents??  Terrible.  We can't let that happen again.  Perhaps
letting everyone know that participation can be rewarded with a party at the cabana
will help attendance? -- Sentinels

Oma Brella -- Let's call it experience.  At least you are willing to teach what you
have learned.  I do appreciate that. -- Bulls-Eye

Sara -- I had hopes at first.  But then you started poking me with that thing and
everything quickly went downhill.  One minute?  Gotta check on the old ramparts after
something like that. -- Mobile Citadel

Nana Pancake -- I'm not quite sure what to make of that name.  Kinda reminds of a
song that you hear every now and then about Grandma, reindeer and not getting out of
the way.  Losing to you isn't quite like getting run over, unless one considers it a
very slow over running.  But it was effective. -- Sunspire

We congratulate Canned Savradese on having survived the Dark Arena.  I think it was
the addition of pickle relish, myself. -- Surfin' Sara

Four-one, with two of the wins being over standbys.  But two of the wins were over
REAL warriors, too!  This is good.  We'll take it. -- Surfin' Sara

Bulls-Eye -- How do you expect the bull to see if you have his eye? -- Oma Brella

Creamed Malcorn -- Hmm, you weren't refrigerated overnight, were you?  You made me
feel a little sick. -- Summer Sunne

Mobile Citadel -- "Mismatched" was probably an understatement. -- Surfin' Sara

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CANNED SAVRADESE viciously butchered BUTTERCUP in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
ALICE was killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
OMA BRELLA lost to CREAMED MALCORN in a 3 minute master's Title brawl.
SURFIN' SARA was defeated by BULLS-EYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHARLIE TUNA devastated VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WAVIN' WANDA bested CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SUMMER SUNNE was luckily beaten by MOBILE CITADEL in a 3 minute uneven melee.
SILVER PINNACLE was viciously subdued by VICIOUS PIRATE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
CATHY was viciously subdued by SUNSPIRE in a 5 minute gory fight.
NORTH STAR overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
NANA PANCAKE outlasted GLORIA in a unpopular 20 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  11 -  6      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   7 -  1      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  21 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  11 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 771 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CREAMED MALCORN 6394       14  12  0   95 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
WALL OF STEEL    CHARLIE TUNA 6382          17  15  0   95 BEACH BABES (309)
AIMED BLOW       BULLS-EYE 6417             10   4  0   90 SENTINELS (122)
SLASHING ATTACK  WAVIN' WANDA 6346          21  20  0   84 BEACH BABES (309)
LUNGING ATTACK   SILVER PINNACLE 6427        7   5  1   47 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SURFIN' SARA 6279.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CANNED SAVRADESE 6311.  The ten other most popular fighters were SUMMER 
SUNNE 6345, OMA BRELLA 6350, SUNSPIRE 6446, BULLS-EYE 6417, WAVIN' WANDA 6346, ALICE 
6473, CREAMED MALCORN 6394, SURFIN' SARA 6279, CHARLIE TUNA 6382, and MOBILE CITADEL 
6416.

The least popular fighter this week was GLORIA 6474.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NANA PANCAKE 6476, CATHY 6344, SNACK 6478, NORTH STAR 6467, SILVER 
PINNACLE 6427, MOBILE CITADEL 6416, CHARLIE TUNA 6382, SURFIN' SARA 6279, CREAMED 
MALCORN 6394, and ALICE 6473.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MOTHER BEAR 3172 (224-135-3)           5  3  0         THE BEARS            
GRINGOLD 2416 (110-130-4)              4  3  0         SEA DOGS             
BETTERTHANEVER 5932 (60-27-1)          2  3  0         WASTELAND II         
ZERO 3156 (202-134-8)                  2  3  0         WASTELAND II         
CARTMAN 4034 (132-106-7)               1  4  0         WASTELAND II         
SIKAMIKANICO 2681 (118-94-9)           0  5  0         DANGEROUS PUPPETS    

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROCKWELL 5003 (62-60-0)               10  3  0         UNDEAD ARTISTS       
JUNINHO 4001 (40-20-1)                 4  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 
MACA-RAUNCHY SALAD 2358 (148-97-7)     4  3  0         SATAN'S DELI         
BELIAL 3838 (195-104-3)                2  3  0         WICKED MARTYRS       
ISABEL 3540 (107-114-0)                2  3  0         WASTELAND II         
SWEATY 4850 (24-28-0)                  2  3  0         BRAIN                

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HARRY 4851 (12-7-0)                    1  3  0         BRAIN                
HENRI 5062 (16-6-0)                    0  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WEIRD HAIRED FROG 6404 (8-2-0)         9  3  0         BATTLE FROGS 12-13   
FROGLE ROCK 6376 (8-2-0)               3  3  0         BATTLE FROGS 12-13   
RENALDO 5933 (7-7-1)                   3  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 
YORKE 6040 (8-3-1)                     1  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VIPER 4497 (0-0-0)                     3  3  0         HIGH FLYERS          
TEVEZ 6379 (4-0-0)                     1  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 
DROGBA 6378 (3-1-0)                    0  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SAM SNEAD 6432 (0-0-0)                 6  3  0         FORE                 
PHILBERT 6410 (0-0-0)                  5  3  0         CAVALIERS            
BEN HOGAN 6431 (0-0-0)                 4  3  0         FORE                 
ARNOLD PALMER 6430 (0-0-0)             3  3  0         FORE                 
FINGER SANDWICH 6437 (0-0-0)           3  3  0         SHEWISH PICNIC       
BUMBLENOBLE 6424 (0-0-0)               0  3  0         ARCANEFORMERS        
MARBEAU 6428 (0-0-0)                   0  3  0         CAVALIERS            
OPTIMUS FLOYD 6420 (0-0-0)             0  1  0  DEAD   ARCANEFORMERS        

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.