DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/20/2015    Duedate: 02/02/2015

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-776

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CREAMED MALCORN
SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
(7-6394) [17-13-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CANNED SAVRADESE               OBRANUR
SHEWISH PICNIC (580)           WRATHMEN 2 (595)
(7-6311) [23-12-9,117]         (7-6463) [4-0-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SURFIN' SARA                   OBRANUR
BEACH BABES (309)              WRATHMEN 2 (595)
(7-6279) [19-43-0,100]         (7-6463) [4-0-0,50]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH PICNIC (580)        21
2. BEACH BABES (309)           14      SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
3. WRATHMEN 2 (595)             7      Unchartered Team
4. JOHN BROWN (594)             6
5. CHURCH LADIES (548)          0      WRATHMEN 2 (595)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)     100  85 10 54.1   1/ 1 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      6  3 1
 2- 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)      216 186 19 53.7   2/ 2 BEACH BABES (309)         5 10 0
 3/ 4*WRATHMEN 2 (595)           4   4  0 50.0   3/ 5*JOHN BROWN (594)          3  6 1
 4/ 5 BEACH BABES (309)        %1079 %1470 28 42.3   4/ 4*WRATHMEN 2 (595)          2  0 0
 5/ 6*JOHN BROWN (594)           8  18  2 30.8   5- 6 CHURCH LADIES (548)       1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly BONSUR games.  CHARLIE TUNA caught the eye of many in 
the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested VETERAN MERCENARY and was awarded 
14 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, OBRANUR put down 
FOREIGN SHORE, causing him to lose 5 points of recognition in the process.  This time 
victory fell to the grasp of the usurper.  All hail CREAMED MALCORN, Duelmaster of 
BONSUR!  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the 
whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the 
miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     The girls are as pretty in BONSUR as ever I remembered them....and the fighters 
as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till we meet 
again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a 
lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CREAMED MALCORN 6394         17  13  0   106       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANNED SAVRADESE 6311        23  12  9   117       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 SURFIN' SARA 6279            19  43  0   100       BEACH BABES (309)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHARLIE TUNA 6382            20  17  0    88       BEACH BABES (309)
 SUMMER SUNNE 6345            16  31  0    88       BEACH BABES (309)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OBRANUR 6463                  4   0  0    50       WRATHMEN 2 (595)
-FINGER SANDWICH 6437          4   0  0    36       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DA3 6506                      1   0  1    33       JOHN BROWN (594)
 FOREIGN SHORE 6456            1   4  0    24       JOHN BROWN (594)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NANA PANCAKE 6476             3   1  0    18       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 METAL BRACE 6453              2   2  0    15       JOHN BROWN (594)
-PENELOPE 6450                 1   0  0    10       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 STACKER LEE 6513              0   2  0     2       BEACH BABES (309)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA STRIKER 6514         0  1 0 JOHN BROWN 594       MOUNTAIN TROLL        776  NONE
DA2 6515                0  1 0 JOHN BROWN 594       MOUNTAIN TROLL        776  NONE
SMILING FACE 6455       1  2 0 JOHN BROWN 594       SILVER PINNACLE 6427  773   
GUMBO JERK 6512         0  1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580   DARK CHAMPION         776  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Wow!  The Church Ladies are killing each other off in the Dark Arena!  Somehow that
doesn't sound like ladies from most churches.  Where are the covered dish suppers and
the rummage sales?

Drat!  One-four, and two of our losses were against standbys.  How very provoking!
Charlie's loss to the Kung-Fu Master... eh.  He should have known better than to try
revenging Oma.  And my loss to Canned Savradese, well, of course.  How could an
innocent (but well-tanned) Babe such as myself defeat a killer like that?  I'd rather
offer him smash. -- Surfin' Sara

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA2 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA STRIKER was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a exciting 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
GUMBO JERK was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WAVIN' WANDA lost to CREAMED MALCORN in a popular 2 minute master's Title brawl.
SURFIN' SARA was defeated by CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute master's match.
SUMMER SUNNE vanquished VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHARLIE TUNA overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OBRANUR vanquished FOREIGN SHORE in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
METAL BRACE won victory over STACKER LEE in a 2 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  13 -  8      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  10 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  13 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  14 -  2      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         3 -  10 -  0      23  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   7 -  0       0  |

Turn 776 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CREAMED MALCORN 6394       17  13  0  106 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
WALL OF STEEL    CHARLIE TUNA 6382          20  17  0   88 BEACH BABES (309)
STRIKING ATTACK  OBRANUR 6463                4   0  0   50 WRATHMEN 2 (595)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SURFIN' SARA 6279.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DA STRIKER 6514.  The ten other most popular fighters were OBRANUR 6463, 
CANNED SAVRADESE 6311, CHARLIE TUNA 6382, CREAMED MALCORN 6394, SURFIN' SARA 6279, 
SUMMER SUNNE 6345, METAL BRACE 6453, STACKER LEE 6513, FOREIGN SHORE 6456, and DA2 
6515.

The least popular fighter this week was GUMBO JERK 6512.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DA2 6515, FOREIGN SHORE 6456, STACKER LEE 6513, METAL BRACE 6453, 
SUMMER SUNNE 6345, SURFIN' SARA 6279, CREAMED MALCORN 6394, CHARLIE TUNA 6382, CANNED 
SAVRADESE 6311, and OBRANUR 6463.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WAVIN' WANDA (7-6346) BEACH BABES (309)