DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/03/2026 Duedate: 03/16/2026
BONSUR ARENA
DM 7 TURN 1063
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DISCO BISCUIT
ODD SQUAD (407)
(7-7415) [14-3-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DISCO BISCUIT SHYRIX
ODD SQUAD (407) OF WOLF & TEMPE (673)
(7-7415) [14-3-0,105] (7-7602) [3-0-1,19]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
NICOLE VIEJO VERDE
CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664) ESPANA (538)
(7-7448) [12-25-1,86] (7-5724) [23-21-3,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
RISE OF CHAOS (667)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. RISE OF CHAOS (667) 54
2. REAVERS (392) 34 FACE OF CHAOS (672)
3. CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664) 24 Unchartered Team
4. CHAOS KIDS (480) 24
5. KOSA LEGION (674) 23 KOSA LEGION (674)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 FACE OF CHAOS (672) 14 6 0 70.0 1/ 3 RISE OF CHAOS (667) 9 6 0
2/ 0*KOSA LEGION (674) 2 1 0 66.7 2/ 2 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (188) 8 6 1
3- 3 SENTINELS (122) 896 644 41 58.2 3/ 1 ODD SQUAD (407) 8 7 0
4/ 4 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (188) 476 384 30 55.3 4/ 4 CHAOS KIDS (480) 7 8 1
5/10 RISE OF CHAOS (667) 42 37 2 53.2 5/ 6 REAVERS (392) 6 3 1
6/ 6 ODD SQUAD (407) 264 234 11 53.0 6/ 7 FACE OF CHAOS (672) 4 1 0
7/ 7 ESPANA (538) 127 116 14 52.3 7/11*OF WOLF & TEMPE (673) 3 3 1
8- 8 BUNION SQUAD (167) 183 168 9 52.1 8/ 9 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664) 3 9 1
9- 9 MS08 07 (642) 31 29 1 51.7 9/15 BEACH BABES (309) 2 1 1
10/ 5 HOWLIN SNIPES (621) 24 23 1 51.1 10/ 0*KOSA LEGION (674) 2 1 0
11/11*OF WOLF & TEMPE (673) 3 3 1 50.0 11- 5 SENTINELS (122) 2 3 0
12/12 REAVERS (392) 433 435 36 49.9 12/10 HOWLIN SNIPES (621) 2 5 1
13/13 CHAOS KIDS (480) 124 144 10 46.3 13/ 8 ESPANA (538) 2 6 0
14/15 BEACH BABES (309) 1310 1827 38 41.8 14-12 BUNION SQUAD (167) 1 0 0
15/16 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664) 61 98 7 38.4 15-14 MS08 07 (642) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
16/17*COVEY XV (671) 1 7 0 12.5 16/17*COVEY XV (671) 1 7 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
BONSUR. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! We now
have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. RISE OF CHAOS now holds the
crown and they are betting they can keep it. A stormcloud is brewing over the
SENTINELS guildhouse. Rumor says any more weeks like this ones 0-0-0 may send the
team to the Dark Arena. Coming up with a solid 1-0-0 outing, BEACH BABES has
advanced 6 places in the rankings. It looks like the guys(?) at RISE OF CHAOS had a
good week as they went 5-0-0 to put them in 1st place. I guess steroids help! Call
it luck at the right time or bribes in the right hands, but the new team KOSA LEGION
scored a 2-1-0 record this week. Hey everybody, watch out for SCALPITERAI, who flew
up 19 points in the rankings after mashing BLACK HAMMER like a melon. Keep your eye
on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. BLACK
HAMMER was beat by SCALPITERAI and drops 15 points. Well here's a duelmaster that
doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'! CINDER POET made a Dark Arena Challenge
against BANDIT PRINCE this week. Well, everybody's pal CINDER POET moved hers record
to 19-8-1 by defeating BANDIT PRINCE in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2
recognition points. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and
avoid aiming at that location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid ODD SQUAD, please raise you hand.
Wow. Does BONSUR really have that many liars? For those of you who like math, try
this one: ODD SQUAD + Weapons That go Boom = ESPANA + Avoid City. And who is this
DUENDE you ask, with 81 points and a 18-15-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Challenging down 20 points was DISCO BISCUIT. Pretty soon he'll be using two shields
and selling 'T.P.: The only way to clean up' pins. Definition of petty: DISCO
BISCUIT overcame NICOLE, a mismatch of 20 points.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! CINDER POET defied all odds and
slew BANDIT PRINCE in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as
BANDIT PRINCE's meat is notoriously tough. In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?'
category, LUKE was mashed by DUENDE, who let LUKE know that killing members of ESPANA
is a no-no. Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena
with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in BONSUR have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it
(boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The
Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISCO BISCUIT 7415 14 3 0 105 ODD SQUAD (407)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUSTY HINGE 7543 16 7 0 104 CHAOS KIDS (480)
QUIETUS 7542 15 9 1 102 REAVERS (392)
-DAWN SQUIRE 7522 15 5 1 100 SENTINELS (122)
MATT 7446 13 24 2 98 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)
VIEJO VERDE 5724 23 21 3 95 ESPANA (538)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NICOLE 7448 12 25 1 86 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)
SINGLE CLAP 6829 7 3 0 86 HOWLIN SNIPES (621)
DUENDE 7375 18 15 0 81 ESPANA (538)
ROXANE 7565 7 2 0 81 FACE OF CHAOS (672)
THE LADY 7511 12 18 0 71 REAVERS (392)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIDEWAYS 5715 9 3 1 67 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (188)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAND WARBEN 7523 13 14 1 66 BEACH BABES (309)
SCALPITERAI 7541 9 16 0 64 REAVERS (392)
TEUTONIC TERROR 7481 10 6 0 62 RISE OF CHAOS (667)
-EQUINOX 7576 7 3 1 59 SENTINELS (122)
WORLDS COLLIDING 7569 12 3 0 58 RISE OF CHAOS (667)
KOOLAID 7571 10 5 1 58 RISE OF CHAOS (667)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YOUR FACE 7501 7 2 0 54 BUNION SQUAD (167)
GRUMBLE TUMBLE 7524 6 11 1 52 ODD SQUAD (407)
BLACK HAMMER 6831 8 4 1 40 HOWLIN SNIPES (621)
LUKE 7566 5 9 1 39 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)
BITTY BRUISER 7535 8 8 0 38 ODD SQUAD (407)
-CATACLYSM 7518 7 13 0 37 SENTINELS (122)
NOVA 7575 6 8 0 37 CHAOS KIDS (480)
JAZMO 7024 4 2 0 37 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (188)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CROOKED GRIN 7589 6 1 0 33 ODD SQUAD (407)
BONE DANCER 7556 6 10 0 32 CHAOS KIDS (480)
WEIGHTOFTHEWORLD 7577 5 8 0 32 RISE OF CHAOS (667)
STRIDER 5710 4 2 0 32 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (188)
TYLER 7538 3 12 0 29 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)
VENUS 7581 4 4 0 26 CHAOS KIDS (480)
-CIME II 7561 3 1 0 25 FACE OF CHAOS (672)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHYRIX 7602 3 0 1 19 OF WOLF & TEMPE (673)
DINER WAITRESS 7611 2 1 1 17 CHAOS KIDS (480)
TO THE WALL 7607 2 1 0 17 RISE OF CHAOS (667)
GEODEX 7617 1 0 0 12 KOSA LEGION (674)
EIGENVECTOR 7616 1 0 0 10 KOSA LEGION (674)
MALARKEY 7549 1 1 0 6 COVEY XV (671)
SOPREMA 7550 0 2 0 4 COVEY XV (671)
GYPSY 7604 0 3 0 3 ESPANA (538)
ZONOHEDRON 7618 0 1 0 1 KOSA LEGION (674)
EL COCO 7624 0 1 0 1 ESPANA (538)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
VENOMOUS GIGOLO 0 0 0 QUIETUS 7542 1063 NONE
DA1 7619 0 1 0 COVEY XV 671 SPYMASTER 1063 NONE
DA2 7620 0 1 0 COVEY XV 671 BUTTERCUP 1063 NONE
DON QUE JOTE 7601 2 1 0 ESPANA 538 LUKE 7566 1062 JUST REVENGED
A 7622 0 1 0 HOWLIN SNIPES 621 BLACK ORC 1063 NONE
HIDEKO GENJI 7586 2 2 0 NINJAS 35 GRUMBLE TUMBLE 7524 1059 NOT REVENGED
DA1 7623 0 1 0 ODD SQUAD 407 WURM KIN 1063 NONE
DA1 7626 0 1 0 OF WOLF & TEMPE 673 DARK CHAMPION 1063 NONE
MALVORN 7594 0 2 0 OF WOLF & TEMPE 673 DINER WAITRESS 7611 1062
HAWK MIND 5696 5 4 0 PHILANTHROPISTS2 188 SAND WARBEN 7523 1062
SPIKE WARFORGED 7580 6 2 0 SENTINELS 122 BLACK HAMMER 6831 1061
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CINDER POET butchered BANDIT PRINCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DA1 was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
A was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DA2 was assassinated by BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
DA1 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DUENDE overpowered LUKE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
STRIDER was devastated by SAND WARBEN in a 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
DISCO BISCUIT won victory over NICOLE in a 2 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
GYPSY was vanquished by TO THE WALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SINGLE CLAP lost to MATT in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
QUIETUS easily killed VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
RUSTY HINGE outlasted VIEJO VERDE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute master's competition.
SIDEWAYS was subdued by ROXANE in a popular 1 minute brawl.
THE LADY handily defeated JAZMO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GRUMBLE TUMBLE was viciously subdued by TEUTONIC TERROR in a 2 minute bloody bout.
WORLDS COLLIDING won victory over NOVA in a 1 minute fray.
BLACK HAMMER was overpowered by SCALPITERAI in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
BITTY BRUISER was devastated by KOOLAID in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BONE DANCER was savagely defeated by WEIGHTOFTHEWORLD in a 1 minute gory match.
TYLER was handily defeated by CROOKED GRIN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
VENUS overpowered ANDORIAN NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SOPREMA was demolished by GEODEX in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DINER WAITRESS vanquished EL COCO in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SHYRIX defeated ZONOHEDRON in a 1 minute gory novice's match.
MALARKEY lost to EIGENVECTOR in a 3 minute novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 18 - 1 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 15 - 0 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 21 - 2 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 57 - 60 - 5 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 13 - 17 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 25 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 24 - 0 25 |
Turn 1063 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DISCO BISCUIT 7415 14 3 0 105 ODD SQUAD (407)
LUNGING ATTACK QUIETUS 7542 15 9 1 102 REAVERS (392)
PARRY-LUNGE VIEJO VERDE 5724 23 21 3 95 ESPANA (538)
STRIKING ATTACK SINGLE CLAP 6829 7 3 0 86 HOWLIN SNIPES (621)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK DUENDE 7375 18 15 0 81 ESPANA (538)
AIMED BLOW BLACK HAMMER 6831 8 4 1 40 HOWLIN SNIPES (621)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NICOLE 7448. The most popular warrior this turn was
VIEJO VERDE 5724. The ten other most popular fighters were SAND WARBEN 7523,
TEUTONIC TERROR 7481, NICOLE 7448, ROXANE 7565, EIGENVECTOR 7616, DISCO BISCUIT 7415,
TO THE WALL 7607, SINGLE CLAP 6829, QUIETUS 7542, and THE LADY 7511.
The least popular fighter this week was EL COCO 7624. The other ten least popular
fighters were SOPREMA 7550, TYLER 7538, BONE DANCER 7556, NOVA 7575, JAZMO 7024,
GYPSY 7604, LUKE 7566, DA1 7626, DA2 7620, and A 7622.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
CINDER POET (7-5552) PHILANTHROPISTS2 (188)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E (4536)
RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)
SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249)
DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656 (3094)
IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32 (3757)
TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41 (5234)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes