DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/01/2014    Duedate: 04/14/2014

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-755

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLAPJACK
SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
(7-6304) [16-3-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLAPJACK                       WEIRD HAIRED FROG
SHEWISH PICNIC (580)           BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
(7-6304) [16-3-0,109]          (7-6404) [5-0-0,61]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SURFIN' SARA                   DRAGON FRUIT
BEACH BABES (309)              SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
(7-6279) [12-29-0,65]          (7-6371) [5-7-0,22]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BEACH BABES (309)           37
2. SHEWISH PICNIC (580)        26      TOLBIN'S BP (587)
3. SENTINELS (122)             23      Unchartered Team
4. BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)     8
5. TOLBIN'S BP (587)          -12      BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 TOLBIN'S BP (587)         58  41  5 58.6   1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          10  5 0
 2/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          638 468 31 57.7   2/ 2 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)     10  5 0
 3/ 3 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      49  50  0 49.5   3/ 3*BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)  5  0 0
 4/ 4*BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)  10  12  0 45.5   4/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)         4 11 0
 5/ 5 BEACH BABES (309)        %1035 %1409 28 42.3   5/ 0 TOLBIN'S BP (587)         2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 632): BRAVO of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 755): DUDE 5 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 727): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 751): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 754): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 739): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 740): DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 739): STREET LEGAL of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 705): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 687): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 638): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 632): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 755): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 727): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 751): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 754): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 739): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 740): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 739): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 705): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 687): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 638): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                (turn 749): TOBY WING of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                            BELLE BENNETT of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 631): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 726): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 745): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 738): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 705): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
                  (turn 693): KORGENDAL FARS of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                   (turn 583): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

                                    Wheeeeeee!

Flapjack

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of BONSUR!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  What's with KLYTAN?  He actually 
beat SENTINELS' BUSHWACKER, and walked away with 22 more points from the fight.  
Major screwup at TOLBIN'S BP.  PARGEN lost 20 points to WAVIN' WANDA.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe PARGEN will provide more easy wins...  Try as he might, 
GENFUL wasn't good enough at persuading FLAPJACK to step down from the Duelmaster's 
throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  
BONSUR thinks BATTLE FROGS 12-13 and their 10-12-0 is too much!  If at first you 
don't succeed, give up...  In my day, no team with a 9-12-0 would scare me off!  
What's the problem, SENTINELS?  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, CREAMED MALCORN!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to 
haunt you.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, 
fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAPJACK 6304                16   3  0   109       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATHELAS 6334                 12   6  1    96       TOLBIN'S BP (587)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WAVIN' WANDA 6346            14  11  0    90       BEACH BABES (309)
 GENFUL 6332                  15   6  2    86       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221       14   7  0    71       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 PARGEN 6331                  10  11  1    71       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 CANNED SAVRADESE 6311         6   8  0    69       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SURFIN' SARA 6279            12  29  0    65       BEACH BABES (309)
 WEIRD HAIRED FROG 6404        5   0  0    61       BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
 SUMMER SUNNE 6345            12  14  0    58       BEACH BABES (309)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FROGLE ROCK 6376              5   1  0    53       BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
 OMA BRELLA 6350              13  11  0    52       BEACH BABES (309)
 CHARLIE TUNA 6382             6  10  0    37       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BULLS-EYE 6417                3   0  0    32       SENTINELS (122)
 ALLESSANDRA 6401              4   4  0    29       SENTINELS (122)
 CREAMED MALCORN 6394          7   3  0    24       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOBILE CITADEL 6416           2   1  0    23       SENTINELS (122)
 DRAGON FRUIT 6371             5   7  0    22       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 KLYTAN 6425                   1   0  0    22       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 JADARAS 6381                  5   4  0    19       TOLBIN'S BP (587)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVER PINNACLE 6427          1   0  0    13       SENTINELS (122)
 BUSHWACKER 6418               2   1  0     7       SENTINELS (122)
-FLASHLIGHT FROG 6414          0   1  0     1       BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Finally, a good turn!  Not enough to knock the Sentinels out of the top team spot,
but it's a start. -- Shewish Picnic

0 in the kill column for the entire arena.  I'm breathing a little easier. -- Maiden
Hair Pasta

Mobile Citadel -- The crowds need our 22 minute fights so they can use the restroom
and hit the concessions.  Keep up the good work. -- Creamed Malcorn

Summer -- Okay, the loss I understand.  A 24-6 FE disadvantage.  I should probably
lose that fight.  But how could I only learn 1 skill from that?  I'm not sure if it
says more about me or about you... -- Allessandra

Ladies -- I have never been so pleased to be called "yummy."  There are those from
whom that would not be a compliment.  Like orcs, ogres and trolls.  But from you,
fond memories of Cabana nights. -- Lord Protector Gannuck

Creamed Malcorn -- Come back in a few more turns and we will really bore them! --
Citadel

Priates, Deserters and Gladiators, oh my!  I guess we will take what we get. --
Bullseye and Bushwacker

One-four and it's, like, an improvement for us!  I'd be in, you know, despair, except
that I fortified myself with a lot of smash before I sat down to write this personal.
Wanda ate so many flapjacks she fell over, I got sick at just, like, the SIGHT of a
can of savradese, Oma got all tangled up in pasta, and, well, the less said about
Charlie's experience, the better for everybody is what *I* think.  Only Summer Sunne
got a win, but *I* get to write The Personal because of being popularity leader.  Is
this a reward?  It doesn't feel like it! -- Surfin' Sara

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BULLS-EYE viciously subdued CREAMED MALCORN in a 6 minute bloody Challenge fight.
MOBILE CITADEL unbelievably bested DRAGON FRUIT in a 4 minute Challenge battle.
FLAPJACK devastated GENFUL in a 2 minute gory one-sided Title contest.
ATHELAS demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PARGEN was vanquished by WAVIN' WANDA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA beat SUMMER SUNNE in a 2 minute master's brawl.
SURFIN' SARA was defeated by CANNED SAVRADESE in a 2 minute expert's melee.
OMA BRELLA won victory over ALLESSANDRA in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
WEIRD HAIRED FROG vanquished CAPTURED PIRATE in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
JADARAS was overpowered by CHARLIE TUNA in a 1 minute gory one-sided melee.
BUSHWACKER was demolished by KLYTAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SILVER PINNACLE handily defeated CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        19 -  11 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  14 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  20 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  17 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  19 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  15 -  1      21  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 755 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FLAPJACK 6304              16   3  0  109 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
TOTAL PARRY      ATHELAS 6334               12   6  1   96 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
SLASHING ATTACK  WAVIN' WANDA 6346          14  11  0   90 BEACH BABES (309)
LUNGING ATTACK   GENFUL 6332                15   6  2   86 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WEIRD HAIRED FROG 6404      5   0  0   61 BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
WALL OF STEEL    OMA BRELLA 6350            13  11  0   52 BEACH BABES (309)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SURFIN' SARA 6279.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DRAGON FRUIT 6371.  The ten other most popular fighters were OMA BRELLA 
6350, WEIRD HAIRED FROG 6404, BULLS-EYE 6417, MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221, FLAPJACK 6304, 
CANNED SAVRADESE 6311, ATHELAS 6334, SUMMER SUNNE 6345, SURFIN' SARA 6279, and 
ALLESSANDRA 6401.

The least popular fighter this week was CREAMED MALCORN 6394.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BUSHWACKER 6418, JADARAS 6381, PARGEN 6331, MOBILE CITADEL 
6416, SILVER PINNACLE 6427, WAVIN' WANDA 6346, GENFUL 6332, KLYTAN 6425, CHARLIE TUNA 
6382, and ALLESSANDRA 6401.