DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/09/2026 Duedate: 05/06/2026
ARKERS ARENA
DM 8 TURN 528
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LUXOR
TEN TON TOGAS (536)
(8-4619) [20-18-0,149]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LUXOR POSITION IS EMPTY
TEN TON TOGAS (536)
(8-4619) [20-18-0,149]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
LUXOR THE PARSON
TEN TON TOGAS (536) CANTERBURY TALES (586)
(8-4619) [20-18-0,149] (8-5061) [7-3-0,92]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TEN TON TOGAS (536)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LADIES IN WAITING (115) 52
2. CANTERBURY TALES (586) 26 CANTERBURY TALES (586)
3. TEN TON TOGAS (536) 10 Unchartered Team
4. YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678) -7
5. ASSASSIN NATION (377) -9 TT-86 EXPERTS (473)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CANTERBURY TALES (586) 21 14 2 60.0 1/ 1 TEN TON TOGAS (536) 9 6 0
2/ 2 FAR TRAVELERS (675) 47 33 2 58.7 2/ 2 FIGHTING IRISH (648) 8 2 1
3/ 3 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 423 348 20 54.9 3/ 4 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 7 2 0
4/ 4 FIGHTING IRISH (648) 140 120 5 53.8 4/ 3 ASSASSIN NATION (377) 5 5 0
5/ 5 TEN TON TOGAS (536) 158 140 10 53.0 5/ 6 CANTERBURY TALES (586) 4 2 1
6/ 6 YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678) 9 9 1 50.0 6/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 3 6 0
7/ 7 ASSASSIN NATION (377) 80 88 6 47.6 7/ 7 FAR TRAVELERS (675) 2 4 0
8/ 8 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 264 489 7 35.1 8/ 8 YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, ARKERS? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Now let's all watch FIGHTING IRISH's
heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big
deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see THE HABERDASHER win a fight and
gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, THE HABERDASHER beat TOKYO ROSE and TOKYO ROSE
lost 19 points. You're breakin' my heart. LUXOR challenged ARKERS' Duelmaster for a
shot at the throne. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as LUXOR takes the
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their
fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. What's
the big D? FIGHTING IRISH was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?
Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was LADIES IN WAITING. Ha ha ha ha! LUXOR was
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or
feared? Heh, heh.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. A big yahoo goes out to LUXOR this turn, for
revenging TEN TON TOGAS' bloodfeud against FIGHTING IRISH's warrior DONN. Heh, heh,
heh. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you
sooner that later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUXOR 4619 20 18 0 149 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MISS BEA HAVED 5897 12 5 0 145 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
POOKA 6155 28 9 0 105 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
HOSTILITY 4908 17 8 0 101 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
ASPHYXIATE 4995 15 7 0 95 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
POTTER SANDS 5448 16 35 0 93 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
THE PARSON 5061 7 3 0 92 CANTERBURY TALES (586)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISS OURIE 6049 7 8 0 87 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
THE HABERDASHER 5062 7 3 1 84 CANTERBURY TALES (586)
MICROAGGRESSION 6216 9 6 1 80 YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEFARIUS PURPUS 6151 9 9 0 66 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
TOKYO ROSE 6180 11 11 1 63 FAR TRAVELERS (675)
OVERANXIUS 6133 5 3 2 63 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
CHAS 6166 15 17 0 62 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
MISS STIFF EYE 6159 9 5 1 57 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISS CONGENIALITY 6225 5 2 0 55 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
MISS FORTUNE 6189 9 4 0 52 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
COURTINGDISASTUS 6132 11 15 0 48 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
DREAD 6222 6 5 1 48 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
BETHANE 6187 7 17 0 43 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
THE MILLER 6219 4 2 1 43 CANTERBURY TALES (586)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORRIGAN 6241 3 0 0 28 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MERROW 6240 3 1 0 17 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
BODACH 6243 2 0 0 17 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
CRISMUS BONUS 6247 0 1 0 1 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CAILLEACH 6218 3 8 1 FIGHTING IRISH 648 DREAD 6222 524 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Ten Ton Togas -- My apologies reguarding Romulus, it was not intentional. -- Donner
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LUXOR bested DONN in a action packed 3 minute master's Bloodfeud Title fight.
HOSTILITY luckily beat THE PARSON in a popular 4 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
MISS OURIE devastated NEFARIUS PURPUS in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
MISS FORTUNE savagely defeated COURTINGDISASTUS in a 12 minute Challenge competition.
MISS STIFF EYE defeated DREAD in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
OVERANXIUS overpowered BETHANE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ASPHYXIATE was narrowly defeated by POOKA in a crowd boring 25 minute expert's melee.
TICOTIN vanquished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TOKYO ROSE was vanquished by THE HABERDASHER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MICROAGGRESSION was beaten by POTTER SANDS in a 2 minute veteran's melee.
CHAS was defeated by MISS CONGENIALITY in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
THE MILLER overcame FRATSFA MERCENARY in a 2 minute bloody veteran vs. novice contest.
BODACH overpowered CRISMUS BONUS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MERROW defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute novice's duel.
MORRIGAN devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 16 - 3 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 13 - 1 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 11 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 14 - 2 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 8 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 14 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 20 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
Turn 528 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK LUXOR 4619 20 18 0 149 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
TOTAL PARRY POOKA 6155 28 9 0 105 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
WALL OF STEEL MICROAGGRESSION 6216 9 6 1 80 YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678)
STRIKING ATTACK OVERANXIUS 6133 5 3 2 63 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
AIMED BLOW MISS FORTUNE 6189 9 4 0 52 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
PARRY-STRIKE THE MILLER 6219 4 2 1 43 CANTERBURY TALES (586)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LUXOR 4619. The most popular warrior this turn was
THE PARSON 5061. The ten other most popular fighters were LUXOR 4619, MISS OURIE
6049, THE MILLER 6219, DREAD 6222, POTTER SANDS 5448, MISS CONGENIALITY 6225,
HOSTILITY 4908, NEFARIUS PURPUS 6151, OVERANXIUS 6133, and THE HABERDASHER 5062.
The least popular fighter this week was POOKA 6155. The other ten least popular
fighters were ASPHYXIATE 4995, MISS FORTUNE 6189, COURTINGDISASTUS 6132, CRISMUS
BONUS 6247, CHAS 6166, TOKYO ROSE 6180, BETHANE 6187, MERROW 6240, MICROAGGRESSION
6216, and MISS STIFF EYE 6159.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
LUXOR (8-4619) TEN TON TOGAS (536)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DONN (8-5761) FIGHTING IRISH (648)
TICOTIN (8-6178) FAR TRAVELERS (675)
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