DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/12/2026 Duedate: 04/08/2026
ARKERS ARENA
DM 8 TURN 527
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DONN
FIGHTING IRISH (648)
(8-5761) [24-19-3,148]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DONN POSITION IS EMPTY
FIGHTING IRISH (648)
(8-5761) [24-19-3,148]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
LUXOR POTTER SANDS
TEN TON TOGAS (536) MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
(8-4619) [19-18-0,138] (8-5448) [15-35-0,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TEN TON TOGAS (536)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FIGHTING IRISH (648) 56
2. CANTERBURY TALES (586) 23 CANTERBURY TALES (586)
3. ASSASSIN NATION (377) 16 Unchartered Team
4. FAR TRAVELERS (675) 15
5. MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 10 DARK TOADS (509)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 CANTERBURY TALES (586) 19 13 2 59.4 1/ 1 TEN TON TOGAS (536) 8 6 0
2/ 1 FAR TRAVELERS (675) 46 32 2 59.0 2/ 4 FIGHTING IRISH (648) 7 2 1
3- 2 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 419 348 20 54.6 3/ 2 ASSASSIN NATION (377) 7 4 0
4/ 4 FIGHTING IRISH (648) 136 119 5 53.3 4- 3 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 3 2 0
5/ 3 TEN TON TOGAS (536) 156 137 10 53.2 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 3 6 0
6/ 5 YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678) 9 8 1 52.9 6/ 0 CANTERBURY TALES (586) 2 1 1
7/ 6 ASSASSIN NATION (377) 79 86 6 47.9 7/ 6 FAR TRAVELERS (675) 2 4 0
8/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 263 487 7 35.1 8/ 7 YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Practice pays for DONN, who pummelled ROMULUS,
to pocket 29 points. CHAS certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after
losing to NEFARIUS PURPUS and losing 11 points in the process! A certain someone saw
MISS BEA HAVED at The Welcome Wench with the shakes, and now she fails to show up to
defend hers throne. What a pathetic slob! What can be a greater victory? DONN has
taken his place as the top, as ARKERS' new Duelmaster. So who's the team that's been
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so
did the "warriors" in ARKERS avoid LADIES IN WAITING. Like a pup with its tail
between its legs, ASSASSIN NATION scurried away from LADIES IN WAITING. Oh, the
shame! Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and POTTER SANDS is it right now.
Most challenged warrior. Isn't MIDDLE WAY 11 proud! As a confidence booster,
COURTINGDISASTUS challenged BETHANE, down 17 points. Do you also slay vicious
rodents in your spare time, COURTINGDISASTUS? Next time COURTINGDISASTUS walks with
his head high remind him of the fight where he challenged down 17 points and lost to
BETHANE.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Q: What's a record like 6-6-0 get you? A: A free trip to the Dark Arena! This
week's winner: TUMULT of ASSASSIN NATION! DONN of FIGHTING IRISH sends ROMULUS of
TEN TON TOGAS goes to the Weary Warrior's Retirement Home. ARKERS has no place for
weaklings! A moment of silence for ROMULUS, who died an untimely death at the hands
of DONN. In the spirit of revenge, we call upon TEN TON TOGAS to act! Ask not for
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in ARKERS is the highlight of my life. As the seasons
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave
this place. Do not despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DONN 5761 24 19 3 148 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MISS BEA HAVED 5897 12 5 0 145 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
LUXOR 4619 19 18 0 138 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
TICOTIN 6178 16 4 1 113 FAR TRAVELERS (675)
ASPHYXIATE 4995 15 6 0 102 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
POOKA 6155 27 9 0 96 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
HOSTILITY 4908 16 8 0 92 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
THE PARSON 5061 7 2 0 92 CANTERBURY TALES (586)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MICROAGGRESSION 6216 9 5 1 87 YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678)
POTTER SANDS 5448 15 35 0 83 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
TOKYO ROSE 6180 11 10 1 82 FAR TRAVELERS (675)
NEFARIUS PURPUS 6151 9 8 0 81 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
-MISS OURIE 6049 6 8 0 69 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE HABERDASHER 5062 6 3 1 63 CANTERBURY TALES (586)
CHAS 6166 15 16 0 61 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
-DREAD 6222 6 4 1 59 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BETHANE 6187 7 16 0 54 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
OVERANXIUS 6133 4 3 2 51 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
-MISS FORTUNE 6189 8 4 0 50 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
COURTINGDISASTUS 6132 11 14 0 47 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
-MISS STIFF EYE 6159 8 5 1 43 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
THE MILLER 6219 3 2 1 38 CANTERBURY TALES (586)
-MISS CONGENIALITY 6225 4 2 0 37 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORRIGAN 6241 2 0 0 22 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
MERROW 6240 2 1 0 15 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BODACH 6243 1 0 0 10 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER 0 0 0 THE MILLER 6219 527 NONE
TUMULT 6163 6 7 0 ASSASSIN NATION 377 DARK CHAMPION 527 NONE
CAILLEACH 6218 3 8 1 FIGHTING IRISH 648 DREAD 6222 524
ROMULUS 4616 16 14 1 TEN TON TOGAS 536 DONN 5761 527
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TUMULT was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NEFARIUS PURPUS demolished CHAS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HOSTILITY defeated POTTER SANDS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute master's Challenge duel.
COURTINGDISASTUS was overpowered by BETHANE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TICOTIN viciously subdued POOKA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal veteran's duel.
DONN butchered ROMULUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title competition.
THE PARSON was unbelievably bested by ASPHYXIATE in a popular 2 minute expert's duel.
LUXOR vanquished TOKYO ROSE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MICROAGGRESSION viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
THE HABERDASHER demolished OVERANXIUS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE MILLER murdered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gory mismatched match.
MORRIGAN overcame VIRTUOUS SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
MERROW vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BODACH won victory over POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute novice's fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 16 - 3 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 11 - 1 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 10 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 14 - 2 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 8 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 21 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
Turn 527 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL DONN 5761 24 19 3 148 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
LUNGING ATTACK LUXOR 4619 19 18 0 138 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK TICOTIN 6178 16 4 1 113 FAR TRAVELERS (675)
TOTAL PARRY ASPHYXIATE 4995 15 6 0 102 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
AIMED BLOW TOKYO ROSE 6180 11 10 1 82 FAR TRAVELERS (675)
PARRY-STRIKE NEFARIUS PURPUS 6151 9 8 0 81 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
STRIKING ATTACK OVERANXIUS 6133 4 3 2 51 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LUXOR 4619. The most popular warrior this turn was
POTTER SANDS 5448. The ten other most popular fighters were TICOTIN 6178, THE PARSON
5061, MICROAGGRESSION 6216, BETHANE 6187, HOSTILITY 4908, POOKA 6155, ASPHYXIATE
4995, LUXOR 4619, THE HABERDASHER 5062, and TUMULT 6163.
The least popular fighter this week was CHAS 6166. The other ten least popular
fighters were OVERANXIUS 6133, TOKYO ROSE 6180, COURTINGDISASTUS 6132, BODACH 6243,
MERROW 6240, MORRIGAN 6241, THE MILLER 6219, ROMULUS 4616, DONN 5761, and NEFARIUS
PURPUS 6151.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DONN (8-5761) FIGHTING IRISH (648)
TICOTIN (8-6178) FAR TRAVELERS (675)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E (4536)
RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)
SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249)
DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656 (3094)
IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32 (3757)
TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41 (5234)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes