DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/19/2015    Duedate: 06/01/2015

ZUKAL ARENA

DM-9    TURN-775

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAYOR MEANSWELL
SPROUT OF IT (549)
(9-5874) [11-1-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAYOR MEANSWELL                DREAMGORATH
SPROUT OF IT (549)             KAOS 10-13 (534)
(9-5874) [11-1-0,125]          (9-5740) [6-1-1,79]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NEVERMORE                      THE CHAMPION
QUEEN (522)                    QUEEN (522)
(9-5846) [12-8-0,66]           (9-5794) [6-0-0,64]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

QUEEN (522)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPROUT OF IT (549)          65
2. ACME (553)                  40      SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)
3. SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)        9      Unchartered Team
4. FROM THE 80'S (552)          5
5. KAOS 10-13 (534)             2      FROM THE 80'S (552)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)     11   2  0 84.6   1/ 1 QUEEN (522)               8  5 0
 2- 2*THE LEAGUE (546)           7   3  1 70.0   2/ 3 THE INSANE GROUP (105)    7  8 1
 3/ 4 SPROUT OF IT (549)        37  22  1 62.7   3/ 6 SPROUT OF IT (549)        7  8 0
 4/ 3 QUEEN (522)              210 131 12 61.6   4/ 4*FROM THE 80'S (552)       6  8 0
 5/ 5 THE INSANE GROUP (105)    86  67 14 56.2   5/ 8 SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)     2  1 0
 6- 6 RED FURY (318)           167 154  9 52.0   6- 2 RED FURY (318)            2  2 0
 7/ 7*FROM THE 80'S (552)        6   8  0 42.9   7/ 9*KAOS 10-13 (534)          2  3 0
 8- 9 KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)    20  35  1 36.4   8- 7*THE LEAGUE (546)          1  0 1
 9/10*KAOS 10-13 (534)           7  14  1 33.3   9/ 0*ACME (553)                1  4 0
10/ 0*ACME (553)                 1   4  0 20.0  10-10*DRILL SARGE GB (547)      1  4 0
11-11*DRILL SARGE GB (547)       1   4  0 20.0  11-11 KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Those betting on RED FURY lost their shirt, as 
RED FURY lost their fighting abilities:  0-0-0.  What's a move up by 3 you ask?  
(alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to SPROUT OF IT.  
SPROUT OF IT had cause to celebrate, after SISTER BEAR got 24 points by beating KIND 
OF MAGIC.  SEAS OF RHYE certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing 
to BROTHER BEAR and losing 16 points in the process!  Now I can't insult MAYOR 
MEANSWELL, as he has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop 
me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in ZUKAL is taking speech lessons 
to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     And how sociable are ZUKAL's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the warriors 
of DRILL SARGE GB should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  
The warriors of DRILL SARGE GB found their efforts at combat frustrated as SPROUT OF 
IT apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Everyone is famous for 
fifteen minutes, and DEMENTED DAN is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't 
THE INSANE GROUP proud!  Willing to win at any cost is CRAZED WILDEBEEST, who 
challenged DEMENTED DAN, 8 points junior.  Our sympathies, DEMENTED DAN!  I thought 
CRAZED WILDEBEEST showed great skill and promise when he overcame DEMENTED DAN.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not for 
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid ZUKAL farewell-- Novgorodny 
Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAYOR MEANSWELL 5874         11   1  0   125       SPROUT OF IT (549)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VINEGAR STROKES 5856          7   1  1   121       THE LEAGUE (546)
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 5824       11   2  0   101       SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)
 LUNATIC LARRY 921            21   7  4    93       THE INSANE GROUP (105)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DREAMGORATH 5740              6   1  1    79       KAOS 10-13 (534)
 DEMENTED DAN 864             15  16  4    78       THE INSANE GROUP (105)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEVERMORE 5846               12   8  0    66       QUEEN (522)
-BLAZAR 5705                   9   9  0    64       RED FURY (318)
 THE CHAMPION 5794             6   0  0    64       QUEEN (522)
-LUMINESCENCE 5704            10   7  0    62       RED FURY (318)
 NO TIME 5806                 13  13  0    58       QUEEN (522)
 BROTHER BEAR 5873             7   5  1    58       SPROUT OF IT (549)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SISTER BEAR 5872              7   5  0    55       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 SEAS OF RHYE 5844             8  11  1    48       QUEEN (522)
 WIERD WALLY 1134              8   8  0    44       THE INSANE GROUP (105)
 ZUZU 5875                     6   6  0    42       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 KIND OF MAGIC 5848           10   8  0    38       QUEEN (522)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RIGHTEOUS 5893                3   0  0    32       FROM THE 80'S (552)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FUSE 5726                     5   7  0    22       RED FURY (318)
 ANVIL 5904                    1   0  0    19       ACME (553)
 BLACKLACED BETTER 5911        2   0  0    18       THE INSANE GROUP (105)
 SAD SAMATHA 5907              1   2  0    16       THE INSANE GROUP (105)
 LORD STAG 5905                2   1  0    15       SPROUT OF IT (549)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COMA OF SOULS 5802            2   3  0     9       KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)
 GNARLY 5890                   2   1  0     7       FROM THE 80'S (552)
 PSYCH 5891                    1   2  0     5       FROM THE 80'S (552)
-MARCHING IN LINE 5861         0   1  0     5       DRILL SARGE GB (547)
 GARIK WYN 5777                1   1  0     4       KAOS 10-13 (534)
-DOUBLE TIME 5862              1   0  0     4       DRILL SARGE GB (547)
 NI 5914                       0   1  0     1       FROM THE 80'S (552)
-KARMIC WHEEL 5896             0   1  0     1       KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)
-100 PUSH UPS 5864             0   1  0     1       DRILL SARGE GB (547)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BOMB 5901               0  1 0 ACME 553             SPYMASTER             775  NONE
JET BOOTS 5900          0  1 0 ACME 553             WURM KIN              775  NONE
PIANO 5902              0  1 0 ACME 553             BLACK ORC             775  NONE
PLUNGER 5903            0  1 0 ACME 553             BLACK ORC             775  NONE
STING 4361             17  4 0 RED FURY 318         LUNATIC LARRY 921     773   
MAD JACK 865           19 10 1 THE INSANE GROUP 105 VINEGAR STROKES 5856  773   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JET BOOTS was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PIANO was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PLUNGER was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BOMB was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST devastated DEMENTED DAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
WIERD WALLY was viciously subdued by NEVERMORE in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
LUNATIC LARRY was devastated by MAYOR MEANSWELL in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
DREAMGORATH overpowered NO TIME in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
SEAS OF RHYE lost to BROTHER BEAR in a 1 minute duel.
THE CHAMPION savagely defeated ZUZU in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
KIND OF MAGIC was overpowered by SISTER BEAR in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
RIGHTEOUS overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GNARLY was viciously subdued by SAD SAMATHA in a exciting 1 minute amateur's conflict.
PSYCH was bested by LORD STAG in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
GARIK WYN was handily defeated by ANVIL in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
BLACKLACED BETTER viciously subdued NI in a 2 minute brutal beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        29 -  19 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  36 -  3      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  14 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  27 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   7 -  0       0  |

Turn 775 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       MAYOR MEANSWELL 5874       11   1  0  125 SPROUT OF IT (549)
LUNGING ATTACK   LUNATIC LARRY 921          21   7  4   93 THE INSANE GROUP (105)
STRIKING ATTACK  DREAMGORATH 5740            6   1  1   79 KAOS 10-13 (534)
TOTAL PARRY      THE CHAMPION 5794           6   0  0   64 QUEEN (522)
PARRY-LUNGE      KIND OF MAGIC 5848         10   8  0   38 QUEEN (522)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NEVERMORE 5846.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE CHAMPION 5794.  The ten other most popular fighters were NEVERMORE 5846, ZUZU 
5875, PSYCH 5891, SAD SAMATHA 5907, BLACKLACED BETTER 5911, NI 5914, CRAZED 
WILDEBEEST 5824, DREAMGORATH 5740, SISTER BEAR 5872, and RIGHTEOUS 5893.

The least popular fighter this week was SEAS OF RHYE 5844.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BOMB 5901, PLUNGER 5903, PIANO 5902, JET BOOTS 5900, GARIK WYN 
5777, LORD STAG 5905, GNARLY 5890, KIND OF MAGIC 5848, NO TIME 5806, and LUNATIC 
LARRY 921.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.