DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/23/2016    Duedate: 09/05/2016

ZUKAL ARENA

DM-9    TURN-805

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WUSTHOF
HELL'S KITCHEN (556)
(9-5981) [7-2-0,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TORNADO KIT                    WUSTHOF
ACME (553)                     HELL'S KITCHEN (556)
(9-5917) [8-6-0,88]            (9-5981) [7-2-0,99]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NO TIME                        WUSTHOF
QUEEN (522)                    HELL'S KITCHEN (556)
(9-5806) [17-17-1,79]          (9-5981) [7-2-0,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SPROUT OF IT (549)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. QUEEN (522)                 27
2. SPROUT OF IT (549)          23      SPROUT OF IT (549)
3. ACME (553)                  12      Unchartered Team
4. HELL'S KITCHEN (556)         6
5. FROM THE 80'S (552)         -7      HELL'S KITCHEN (556)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HELL'S KITCHEN (556)       7   2  0 77.8   1/ 3 SPROUT OF IT (549)        5  4 1
 2/ 2 SPROUT OF IT (549)        93  55  3 62.8   2/ 1 QUEEN (522)               5  8 1
 3/ 3 QUEEN (522)              228 150 14 60.3   3/ 5*HELL'S KITCHEN (556)      3  0 0
 4/ 4 FROM THE 80'S (552)       38  44  0 46.3   4/ 2 FROM THE 80'S (552)       3  1 0
 5/ 5 ACME (553)                26  32  1 44.8   5/ 4 ACME (553)                2  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ZUKAL needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, QUEEN had to be 
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by SPROUT OF IT!  Way to go SPROUT OF 
IT!  MVP award for HANGMAN?  QUEEN's proud of him after beating AL THE TOAD and 
getting 19 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  AL THE TOAD got smashed by 
HANGMAN, and lost 11 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I 
think SISTER BEAR should let RIGHTEOUS be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting 
about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said ZUKAL's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at 
The Blue Boar Inn?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  SPROUT OF IT was ZUKAL's most avoided team.  Is there 
some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why HELL'S KITCHEN's been 
avoiding SPROUT OF IT so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is 
RIGHTEOUS popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of ZUKAL!  He's got a 
14-14-0, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  TORNADO KIT bloodfeuded (is that a word?) 
NO TIME for revenge over some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  Hey you 
guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have 
someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  ZUKAL is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WUSTHOF 5981                  7   2  0    99       HELL'S KITCHEN (556)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANVIL 5904                   10   1  1   126       ACME (553)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TORNADO KIT 5917              8   6  0    88       ACME (553)
 NO TIME 5806                 17  17  1    79       QUEEN (522)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWIG 5968                     6   1  0    66       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 NEVERMORE 5846               16  12  0    60       QUEEN (522)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JASON 5969                    4   0  0    35       FROM THE 80'S (552)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HANGMAN 6010                  1   0  0    19       QUEEN (522)
-BOB THE TOAD 5997             1   0  0    15       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 BODY LANGUAGE 6012            1   0  0    14       QUEEN (522)
 AL THE TOAD 5996              1   1  1     5       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 SPRING BOOTS 6002             1   1  0     4       ACME (553)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BOMB 5949               5  1 0 ACME 553             NO TIME 5806          803  JUST REVENGED
DUD 6008                0  1 0 ACME 553             SPYMASTER             805  NONE
SPUD 6009               0  1 0 ACME 553             MOUNTAIN TROLL        805  NONE
DA1 6011                0  1 0 QUEEN 522            SHEWISH GIANT         805  NONE
CAILLOU 6007            0  1 0 SPROUT OF IT 549     BANDIT PRINCE         805  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CAILLOU was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SPUD was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DUD was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
TORNADO KIT bested NO TIME in a 2 minute Bloodfeud contest.
SISTER BEAR overpowered RIGHTEOUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
WUSTHOF viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's Title duel.
NEVERMORE was viciously subdued by TWIG in a popular 1 minute gruesome competition.
AL THE TOAD was vanquished by HANGMAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SPRING BOOTS lost to BODY LANGUAGE in a action packed 1 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        12 -   9 -  1      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   8 -  1      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   3 -  0      25  |

Turn 805 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    WUSTHOF 5981                7   2  0   99 HELL'S KITCHEN (556)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TORNADO KIT 5917            8   6  0   88 ACME (553)
PARRY-STRIKE     TWIG 5968                   6   1  0   66 SPROUT OF IT (549)
LUNGING ATTACK   NEVERMORE 5846             16  12  0   60 QUEEN (522)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NO TIME 5806.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WUSTHOF 5981.  The ten other most popular fighters were NO TIME 5806, TWIG 5968, 
BODY LANGUAGE 6012, TORNADO KIT 5917, HANGMAN 6010, SPRING BOOTS 6002, DA1 6011, 
NEVERMORE 5846, CAILLOU 6007, and SPUD 6009.

The least popular fighter this week was AL THE TOAD 5996.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DUD 6008, SPUD 6009, CAILLOU 6007, NEVERMORE 5846, DA1 6011, 
SPRING BOOTS 6002, HANGMAN 6010, TORNADO KIT 5917, BODY LANGUAGE 6012, and TWIG 5968.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SISTER BEAR (9-5872) SPROUT OF IT (549)
RIGHTEOUS (9-5893) FROM THE 80'S (552)