DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/02/2014    Duedate: 12/15/2014

ZUKAL ARENA

DM-9    TURN-763

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CRAZED WILDEBEEST
SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)
(9-5824) [5-1-0,66]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SEAS OF RHYE                   CRAZED WILDEBEEST
QUEEN (522)                    SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)
(9-5844) [5-2-1,55]            (9-5824) [5-1-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NO TIME                        NO TIME
QUEEN (522)                    QUEEN (522)
(9-5806) [7-7-0,35]            (9-5806) [7-7-0,35]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BLUE MOON (381)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPROUT OF IT (549)          67
2. BLUE MOON (381)             17      QUEEN (522)
3. SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)       17      Unchartered Team
4. QUEEN (522)                 10
5. FRIENDS (540)                0      SPROUT OF IT (549)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SPROUT OF IT (549)         5   0  0  100   1/ 2 BLUE MOON (381)           8  7 1
 2- 1*FRIENDS (540)              2   0  1  100   2/ 1 QUEEN (522)               6  6 0
 3/ 2*SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)      5   1  0 83.3   3/ 0*SPROUT OF IT (549)        5  0 0
 4- 3*SITH HAPPENS (532)         6   3  0 66.7   4/ 4*SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)     2  0 0
 5/ 4 QUEEN (522)              188 104 12 64.4   5- 3*FRIENDS (540)             1  0 0
 6/ 5 BLUE MOON (381)          941 %1133 30 45.4   6/ 5*THE LEAGUE (546)          1  3 0
 7/ 6*THE LEAGUE (546)           1   3  0 25.0   7- 6*SITH HAPPENS (532)        0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ZUKAL to see 
what's new.  Too bad, QUEEN, but BLUE MOON was just too good to be stopped.  I just 
can't say enough good things about SPROUT OF IT.  They went 5-0-0 their first time, 
don't slouch, and they've got good oral hygiene!  MVP award for BROTHER BEAR?  SPROUT 
OF IT's proud of him after beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 20 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  NEVERMORE got smashed by COMPLETELY BLUE, and lost 9 
points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think CRAZED WILDEBEEST 
should let KHALHUMS DWARF be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is 
the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  QUEEN was ZUKAL's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that? 
Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are SATAN'S KINGDOM?  QUEEN, an easy team to beat if I 
ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ZUKAL ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 5824        5   1  0    66       SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE CHAMPION 5794             5   0  0    60       QUEEN (522)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEAS OF RHYE 5844             5   2  1    55       QUEEN (522)
 BLUE ALBATROSS 5832           6   6  1    45       BLUE MOON (381)
 KIND OF MAGIC 5848            5   1  0    39       QUEEN (522)
 NO TIME 5806                  7   7  0    35       QUEEN (522)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DARTH MAUL 5725               4   2  0    32       SITH HAPPENS (532)
 COMPLETELY BLUE 5841          3   7  0    28       BLUE MOON (381)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RACHEL 5817                   2   0  1    23       FRIENDS (540)
 BROTHER BEAR 5873             1   0  0    20       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 NEVERMORE 5846                5   3  0    18       QUEEN (522)
 VINEGAR STROKES 5856          1   1  0    16       THE LEAGUE (546)
 ZUZU 5875                     1   0  0    15       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 MAYOR MEANSWELL 5874          1   0  0    14       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 SISTER BEAR 5872              1   0  0    12       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 STORMY SKIES 5859             2   2  0     8       BLUE MOON (381)
 ALPHA PIG 5871                1   0  0     6       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 HARRO 5860                    1   2  0     5       BLUE MOON (381)
 SMOKEY BLUE 5877              0   1  0     1       BLUE MOON (381)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BISBEE BILL 5804        4  9 0 BLUE MOON 381        SEAS OF RHYE 5844     760   
DARTH PLAGUS 5724       2  1 0 SITH HAPPENS 532     BLUE ALBATROSS 5832   762   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two-three-one, not good.  And the Albatross wants to know why he should apologize for
killing the Plagus.  I dunno, but Jorja thinks he should at least be polite about it.
-- Wilkerson, for the last time

Sith Happens -- Okay, here it is, and you already know this but Jorja and Wilkerson
think I should say it:  I meant to win, but I didn't mean to kill.  I'll pour a
libation for Darth Plagus. -- Blue Albatross

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VINEGAR STROKES was devastated by KIND OF MAGIC in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
NO TIME slimly lost to BLUE ALBATROSS in a popular 3 minute contest.
SEAS OF RHYE overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NEVERMORE slimly lost to COMPLETELY BLUE in a 2 minute gory duel.
HARRO was devastated by SISTER BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STORMY SKIES was overcome by MAYOR MEANSWELL in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
ALPHA PIG won victory over SMOKEY BLUE in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
BROTHER BEAR overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ZUZU defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        20 -   6 -  2      77  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  24 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 763 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CRAZED WILDEBEEST 5824      5   1  0   66 SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)
PARRY-LUNGE      KIND OF MAGIC 5848          5   1  0   39 QUEEN (522)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NO TIME 5806.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was NO TIME 5806.  The ten other most popular fighters were COMPLETELY BLUE 5841, 
ALPHA PIG 5871, CRAZED WILDEBEEST 5824, KIND OF MAGIC 5848, BLUE ALBATROSS 5832, SEAS 
OF RHYE 5844, NEVERMORE 5846, SISTER BEAR 5872, MAYOR MEANSWELL 5874, and SMOKEY BLUE 
5877.

The least popular fighter this week was STORMY SKIES 5859.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HARRO 5860, VINEGAR STROKES 5856, ZUZU 5875, BROTHER BEAR 5873, 
SMOKEY BLUE 5877, MAYOR MEANSWELL 5874, SISTER BEAR 5872, NEVERMORE 5846, SEAS OF 
RHYE 5844, and BLUE ALBATROSS 5832.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CALAVERA 4915 (94-80-0)                2  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SERIAL MURDERER 990 (41-63-0)          0  2  0         THE MONGOLOIDS       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KATANA 5570 (44-29-1)                  7  3  0         BATTEL BLADES        
OCTAVIUS 4084 (36-29-1)                5  3  0         RED FURY             
WILLY LIV 2930 (43-28-2)               3  3  0         THE MONGOLOIDS       
E. VICTOR 4864 (34-36-3)               2  3  0         LETTER BOMBS         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SCHIZOPHRENIC 4595 (28-17-1)           4  3  0         DSM4                 

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 4200 (12-6-0)         0  2  0         KARNHORN KARNAGE     

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE CHAMPION 5794 (5-0-0)              6  3  0         QUEEN                

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 5824 (3-1-0)         4  3  0         SATAN'S KINGDOM      
DARTH MAUL 5725 (4-1-0)                3  3  0         SITH HAPPENS         

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DARTH PLAGUS 5724 (2-0-0)              3  3  0         SITH HAPPENS         
RACHEL 5817 (1-0-1)                    0  2  0         FRIENDS              

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VINEGAR STROKES 5856 (0-0-0)           8  3  0         THE LEAGUE           
TAU BOOTIS 5852 (0-0-0)                5  3  0         BOOTES               
XI BOOTIS 5849 (0-0-0)                 2  3  1  DEAD   BOOTES               

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DJEEN 1620 (20-31-2)                   0  2  0         THE MONGOLOIDS       
MIDNIGHT 3476 (18-10-0)                0  2  0         RED FURY             

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EVERCLEAR 4205 (10-9-1)                4  3  0         RED FURY             
DUNCAN 4121 (9-5-0)                    0  2  0         RED FURY             

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HAYWIRE 4277 (3-1-0)                   2  3  0         RED FURY             

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.