DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/24/2015    Duedate: 03/09/2015

ZUKAL ARENA

DM-9    TURN-769

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

QUARTZ
RED FURY (318)
(9-4242) [14-17-1,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

QUARTZ                         VINEGAR STROKES
RED FURY (318)                 THE LEAGUE (546)
(9-4242) [14-17-1,110]         (9-5856) [6-1-0,84]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

QUARTZ                         VINEGAR STROKES
RED FURY (318)                 THE LEAGUE (546)
(9-4242) [14-17-1,110]         (9-5856) [6-1-0,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RED FURY (318)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BULLET BOYS (496)           50
2. STORM'S SHOCK (543)         23      QUEEN (522)
3. BLUE MOON (381)             23      Unchartered Team
4. MMM BEER (537)              23
5. RED FURY (318)              22      STORM'S SHOCK (543)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*STORM'S SHOCK (543)        2   0  0  100   1/ 2 RED FURY (318)            8  7 0
 2- 1 SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)      9   1  0 90.0   2/ 4 QUEEN (522)               7  5 0
 3/ 2*FRIENDS (540)              6   1  2 85.7   3/ 3 THE INSANE GROUP (105)    7  8 0
 4/ 5*THE LEAGUE (546)           6   3  0 66.7   4/ 1*SPROUT OF IT (549)        7  8 0
 5/ 3*SPROUT OF IT (549)        23  12  1 65.7   5/ 5 BLUE MOON (381)           6  9 0
 6/ 4 QUEEN (522)              201 115 12 63.6   6/ 6*MMM BEER (537)            5  1 1
 7/ 7*MMM BEER (537)             8   5  1 61.5   7/ 8*THE LEAGUE (546)          3  0 0
 8/ 6 THE INSANE GROUP (105)    73  55 13 57.0   8/ 0*STORM'S SHOCK (543)       2  0 0
 9/ 8 RED FURY (318)           158 145  9 52.1   9- 9 KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)    1  0 0
10/ 9 BLUE MOON (381)          950 %1154 30 45.2  10- 7 SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)     1  0 0
11-10 KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)    20  34  1 37.0  11/10*FRIENDS (540)             1  1 0
12/ 0*BULLET BOYS (496)          1   4  0 20.0  12/ 0*BULLET BOYS (496)         1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Wow!  Since returning to Zukal, it seems like it's Aimed Blows, Aimed Blows and
more Aimed Blows.  Back in the late 80s, people didn't know how to run Aimers; they
were great targets!  Just stand there flipping a dagger or two; then POW, dead AB and
everyone would rejoice.  Demented Dan is about to have a conniption about them, as
every fight he's had so far has been an AB!  Totally different today, but remember
people there are NINE other styles!!!

Calibri

P.S.  I have to give a special thanks to Crazed Wildebeest for taking a turn off and
letting me capture the throne.  Perhaps he will return this week and I will get
another AB matchup!  UGHHH...

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ZUKAL needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, SPROUT OF IT had 
to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by RED FURY!  Way to go RED 
FURY!  MVP award for HOLLOWPOINT?  BULLET BOYS' proud of her after beating EMBEZZLING 
SCRIBE and getting 20 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  LUMINESCENCE got 
smashed by BROTHER BEAR, and lost 12 points!  Was that a tear I saw in QUARTZ's eye, 
as she took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't LUNATIC LARRY fit to be tied!  Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  RED FURY was 
the most avoided team.  Is a 158-145-9 record really that scary?  Is there some deep 
dark secret why FRIENDS' been avoiding RED FURY so much?  Or is it just that they're 
too scared?  Like, is RACHEL popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of 
ZUKAL!  She's got a 6-1-2, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUARTZ 4242                  14  17  1   110       RED FURY (318)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRAZED WILDEBEEST 5824        9   1  0   102       SATAN'S KINGDOM (541)
 LUNATIC LARRY 921            18   5  3    92       THE INSANE GROUP (105)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEAS OF RHYE 5844             8   5  1    88       QUEEN (522)
 VINEGAR STROKES 5856          6   1  0    84       THE LEAGUE (546)
 DEMENTED DAN 864             13  13  4    71       THE INSANE GROUP (105)
 STING 4361                   14   3  0    70       RED FURY (318)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAD JACK 865                 17   9  1    63       THE INSANE GROUP (105)
 BROTHER BEAR 5873             5   2  1    60       SPROUT OF IT (549)
-THE CHAMPION 5794             5   0  0    60       QUEEN (522)
 NO TIME 5806                 11   9  0    58       QUEEN (522)
 RACHEL 5817                   6   1  2    58       FRIENDS (540)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAYOR MEANSWELL 5874          6   1  0    56       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 BLAZAR 5705                   7   7  0    42       RED FURY (318)
 KIND OF MAGIC 5848            8   4  0    39       QUEEN (522)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUMINESCENCE 5704             8   6  0    39       RED FURY (318)
 ALPHA PIG 5871                4   3  0    37       SPROUT OF IT (549)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE ALBATROSS 5832           7  11  1    33       BLUE MOON (381)
 STOUT 5780                    3   0  1    33       MMM BEER (537)
 LAGANITAS 5782                3   2  0    33       MMM BEER (537)
 NEVERMORE 5846                8   6  0    32       QUEEN (522)
 WIERD WALLY 1134              5   6  0    30       THE INSANE GROUP (105)
 SISTER BEAR 5872              4   3  0    24       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 STORMY SKIES 5859             4   6  0    24       BLUE MOON (381)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKYE BLUE 5884                3   0  0    23       BLUE MOON (381)
 HOLLOWPOINT 5351              1   0  0    20       BULLET BOYS (496)
 ZUZU 5875                     4   3  0    18       SPROUT OF IT (549)
 FUSE 5726                     4   4  0    16       RED FURY (318)
 BABY BLUE 5883                1   3  0    13       BLUE MOON (381)
 ZABOO 5827                    1   0  0    13       STORM'S SHOCK (543)
 ROWDY ROB 1516                0   5  0    11       THE INSANE GROUP (105)
 CODEX 5830                    1   0  0    10       STORM'S SHOCK (543)
-COMA OF SOULS 5802            2   3  0     9       KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)
 BIRDSHOT 5348                 0   1  0     5       BULLET BOYS (496)
-MILLER 5781                   1   1  0     4       MMM BEER (537)
 NAVY GUY 5895                 0   1  0     1       BLUE MOON (381)
 H^E 5350                      0   1  0     1       BULLET BOYS (496)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
COMPLETELY BLUE 5841    3 10 0 BLUE MOON 381        BROTHER BEAR 5873     766   
HARRO 5860              1  4 0 BLUE MOON 381        FRIEDERIKE 5354       765  NONE
SMOKEY BLUE 5877        2  4 0 BLUE MOON 381        STOUT 5780            768   
DUM DUM 5347            0  1 0 BULLET BOYS 496      SHEWISH GIANT         769  NONE
SLUG 5349               0  1 0 BULLET BOYS 496      MASTER ZROF ONE-      769  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Demented Dan -- Well Done.  I guess I should've went for skills against you.  I did
need that str bump though.  Until next time! -- Rachel

Huh.  Three on the Dead List, and they're all from our team.  This is the pits. --
the Albatross, for Blue Moon

Two-three and a death.  Not our finest hour. -- the Albatross, for Blue Moon
P.S.  Yes, I know it's short.  Tough.  All I feel like doing today is a short one.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUM DUM was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLUG was butchered by MASTER ZROF ONE-EYE in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
VINEGAR STROKES savagely defeated DEMENTED DAN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ROWDY ROB was bested by BABY BLUE in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
LUNATIC LARRY was subdued by QUARTZ in a 2 minute gruesome master's Title competition.
SEAS OF RHYE overpowered MAD JACK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
STING devastated KIND OF MAGIC in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RACHEL handily defeated BLUE ALBATROSS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
NO TIME viciously subdued ALPHA PIG in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
BROTHER BEAR vanquished LUMINESCENCE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NEVERMORE was savagely defeated by BLAZAR in a popular 7 minute gory melee.
MAYOR MEANSWELL demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ZUZU was overcome by WIERD WALLY in a exciting 1 minute brutal contest.
FUSE was devastated by LAGANITAS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SISTER BEAR was overcome by STOUT in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
STORMY SKIES defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute struggle.
SKYE BLUE won victory over BIRDSHOT in a 2 minute novice's fray.
HOLLOWPOINT devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ZABOO defeated NAVY GUY in a exciting 1 minute bout.
CODEX overpowered H^E in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         AIMED BLOW        33 -  10 -  3      77  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  23 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  28 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   7 -  0       0  |

Turn 769 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         8 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LUNATIC LARRY 921          18   5  3   92 THE INSANE GROUP (105)
AIMED BLOW       SEAS OF RHYE 5844           8   5  1   88 QUEEN (522)
SLASHING ATTACK  STING 4361                 14   3  0   70 RED FURY (318)
PARRY-LUNGE      MAD JACK 865               17   9  1   63 THE INSANE GROUP (105)
STRIKING ATTACK  NO TIME 5806               11   9  0   58 QUEEN (522)
BASHING ATTACK   ALPHA PIG 5871              4   3  0   37 SPROUT OF IT (549)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is QUARTZ 4242.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
VINEGAR STROKES 5856.  The ten other most popular fighters were NEVERMORE 5846, 
QUARTZ 4242, BLAZAR 5705, NO TIME 5806, SISTER BEAR 5872, STOUT 5780, BIRDSHOT 5348, 
BABY BLUE 5883, STING 4361, and ZUZU 5875.

The least popular fighter this week was H^E 5350.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FUSE 5726, LUMINESCENCE 5704, ALPHA PIG 5871, BLUE ALBATROSS 5832, KIND 
OF MAGIC 5848, MAD JACK 865, NAVY GUY 5895, HOLLOWPOINT 5351, DEMENTED DAN 864, and 
SLUG 5349.