DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/24/2026    Duedate: 04/06/2026

KOLACT ARENA

DM 10    TURN 1049

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BELLYSHAKER
KISS MY AXE (621)
(10-7204) [18-6-1,147]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BELLYSHAKER                    KAMODA JOE
KISS MY AXE (621)              YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)
(10-7204) [18-6-1,147]         (10-7841) [7-0-0,104]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SELENA                         TALA
THE MOONDOGS (97)              CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)
(10-7020) [15-46-0,91]         (10-7391) [6-3-1,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)        67 
2. NEON DIAMONDS (661)           55    KISS MY AXE (621)
3. SHEWISH BAKERY (674)          44    Unchartered Team
4. DUREX 2121 (673)              44 
5. STEEL BLADES (628)            37    YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      23   8  2 74.2   1/ 1*YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)     11  4 2
 2/ 2 KISS MY AXE (621)         90  46  4 66.2   2/ 4 COVEY II (662)           11  4 1
 3/ 3*SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      19  10  1 65.5   3/ 2 KISS MY AXE (621)        11  4 0
 4/ 9 OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    31  23  0 57.4   4/ 6 OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)   11  4 0
 5- 4 FARSCAPE (425)           152 119 13 56.1   5/ 3*SHEWISH BAKERY (674)     11  4 0
 6/ 8*MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    19  15  3 55.9   6/15 NEON DIAMONDS (661)      10  5 1
 7/ 7 NEON DIAMONDS (661)      105  85  4 55.3   7/11*MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    9  5 2
 8/ 5 BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    67  57  6 54.0   8/12 THE HOLY LEGION (52)      9  5 1
 9/18*DUREX 2121 (673)          17  15  0 53.1   9/ 8*DUREX 2121 (673)          9  6 0
10/ 6*PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   18  16  0 52.9  10/ 5 ORDO HERETICUS (641)      8  7 2
11/11 ROGUES GALLERY (226)     139 132 11 51.3  11/13 BEASTS WITHIN (561)       8  7 1
12/12 JAY-Z (563)              351 339 28 50.9  12/10*BAD CUKES (676)           8  7 0
13/10 CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    44  43  3 50.6  13/14 STEEL BLADES (628)        7  8 0
14/13 RIPPERS (32)              99 100  7 49.7  14/ 7 PHOENIX GUARD (672)       7  8 0
15/19 COVEY II (662)            40  41  1 49.4  15/18 BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    6  4 0
16/15 ORDO HERETICUS (641)      27  28  4 49.1  16/16*PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   6  8 0
17/16 WAR HAWKS (11)           397 415 22 48.9  17/ 9 CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    6  9 0
18/17 THE HOLY LEGION (52)     192 206 12 48.2  18/17 RIPPERS (32)              6  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)     363 409 24 47.0  19/26 WAR HAWKS (11)            5  4 1
20/22 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)   135 159 10 45.9  20/22 JAY-Z (563)               5 10 1
21/23 THE MOONDOGS (97)        878 1170 19 42.9  21/24*TENACIOUS (680)           5 10 1
22/24 BEASTS WITHIN (561)       51  68  5 42.9  22/21*RED DWARF (682)           5 10 0
23/21*RED DWARF (682)            8  12  0 40.0  23/28 BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 5 10 0
24/26 STEEL BLADES (628)        48  75  4 39.0  24/23*KON (677)                 4 11 0
25/25*BAD CUKES (676)           17  27  2 38.6  25/19 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    3 12 1
26/28*TENACIOUS (680)           13  24  2 35.1  26/29*UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    3 12 0
27/27*KON (677)                 11  22  0 33.3  27/27 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      2  9 0
28/30 BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 14  34  0 29.2  28-20 FARSCAPE (425)            1  1 1
29/29 PHOENIX GUARD (672)       12  31  0 27.9  29/31 ROGUES GALLERY (226)      1  2 0
30/31*UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)     3  12  0 20.0  30/30 THE MOONDOGS (97)         0  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

Welcome back to Kolact and The Masked Mayhem! Here in Kolact, secrets score you 
points, and bleeding is optional. So, citizens of Kolact, colluding conspirators in 
the gladiator pit, and delightfully guessers in the stands... The Gamemaster returns! 
And what a turn you have spun on the great big wheel of violence! Step right up once 
again and place your bets! Don't blink, or you might miss a champion hiding in plain 
sight!

Our reigning rumbler, Bellyshaker, remains perched atop the throne, but all good 
things must come to an end. Our provocative Duelmaster with a questionable midriff 
took a challenge from Dynomyte, but I think the fuse was bad. There was no boom, only 
a fizzle as Bellyshaker keeps the throne and gets an invite to the Isle of the Eye. 
Yes, our champ will exit next turn, and we will need to crown a new master of the 
games.

Yuppie Cookout continues to sizzle as the top team, cooking up an 11-4 run with a side 
of violence. Believe me, you do not want this smoke! Kamoda Joe remains undefeated at 
7-0, casually flattening opponents like an unruly tablecloth. Big Green Egg is more 
than cookware, fans! It's a butcher with a 6-1 record and another win this turn. Of 
Wolf & Amazon is howling louder by the day. They racked up 67 points to take the Team 
on the Move award. Neon Diamonds added some extra luster with a 5-0-1 performance, 
while Shewish Bakery continues to knead skulls into submission. Cruel Intentions... oh 
dear! A tumble down the rankings after a 1-4 turn. Misery does love company and they 
were joined by Bad Cukes, Blizzard of Pain, Phoenix Guard, Red Dwarf, and the Razor's 
Edge! Woo, that's a lot of misery. Maybe don't share so much next time.

Let's take a look at the most wanted, most avoided, and most wiggling away from the 
action, now. Trell Jr, not the Duelmaster, is the most challenged warrior. Target 
acquired! Repeatedly! It did not end well, as Tendra Whitehot assassinated him with 
extreme prejudice - or a down challenge as we call it in the business! Shewish Bakery 
is the most avoided team. Apparently, no one wants carbs or concussions.  Kon avoided 
them the most. Running is always a strategy, even if not a respected one.

This arena was a carnival of chaos, and I loved every minute of it! Ahh, you are 
watching the numbers, aren't you? Trying to deduce, calculate, and eventually unmask. 
Let me offer you absolutely nothing. That unexpected win could matter. That quiet 
warrior stacking points could matter. That team climbing suspiciously fast definitely 
matters! But I would never reveal the identity of a masked warrior. Perish the 
thought! That would ruin the game, and I do so love this game.

So keep guessing, keep fighting, and try not to die! Somewhere in your ranks, a 
champion is hiding behind a mask, and they are smiling.

Until next time, I remain...

                                          The Gamemaster

***---------*---------*---------*---------**---------*---------*---------*---------***

                        Manager - Team - Turn 4 - Total Score

                         Riff Raff - Yuppie Cookout - 10 - 53
                            OAB - Shewish Bakery - 18 - 52
                             Pauly - Covery II - 15 - 49
                        La Guillotine - Kiss My Axe - 10 - 48
                        Tripwire - Of Wolf & Amazon - 18 - 44
                           Studcraft - Durex2121 - 14 - 40
                      Neon Necromancer - Neon Diamonds - 19 - 35
                       Master Beru - Misfit Toys 2425 - 11 - 34
                         Gentle Ben - Beasts Within - 10 - 32
                          Khisanth - Phoenix Guard - 2 - 28
                           Madwand - Steel Blades - 8 - 27
                       Master Darque - Ordo Hereticus - 2 - 24
                     Dameon Darkheart - The Holy Legion - 4 - 24
                              Chad - Bad Cukes - 2 - 23
                           Blackhart - Tenacious - 11 - 18
                          Den - Blizzard of Pain - (-2) - 16
                       Boss Rat - Cruel Intentions - (-2) - 16
                         Aragorn - Philanthrogents 7 - 2 - 16
                            Grand Wizard of Duel - 1 - 15
                             Howlin' Wolf - Jay-Z - 2 - 9
                          Otis the Drunk - Red Dwarf - 2 - 6
                                 Tallow - Kon - 2 - 5
                          Emu - Brain Salad Surgery - 4 - 2
                         Mr. C - The Razor's Edge - (-2) - 1
                             Shocking Toad - (-1) - (-4)
                          Jafo - UGotab Kitten Me - 0 - (-8)

Adjustments continue to be made to my scoring program, so if you notice anything off 
with your score, shoot me an email. It is easier to verify with you [the manager] 
because I can discuss your champion with you when reviewing the scoring.

                                          -- Master Darque
                                             Masked Mayhem Moderator

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELLYSHAKER 7204             18   6  1 147         KISS MY AXE (621)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALMON LEAP 7166             17   5  0 127         KISS MY AXE (621)         
 SWAN ARTIST 7676             12   2  0 127         COVEY II (662)            
 SNOW ANGEL 7210              17  10  0 107         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 KAMODA JOE 7841               7   0  0 104         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 INQ GREYFAX 7398             13   2  0 101         ORDO HERETICUS (641)      
 MEGAN FOXX 7277              10   2  0  98         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 SIX SUMMERS 6884             22  18  0  94         JAY-Z (563)               
 DYNOMYTE 7684                18  12  2  93         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 SNOWMAN 7123                 15   9  1  93         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 SELENA 7020                  15  46  0  91         THE MOONDOGS (97)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAP BACK 7299                13   6  3  90         JAY-Z (563)               
 IVAN TWOHAMMERS 7203         17  16  0  89         THE HOLY LEGION (52)      
 CHRIMSON 7178                16  19  2  85         THE HOLY LEGION (52)      
-BREUSE SANS PITE 7640        10   4  0  80         ROGUES GALLERY (226)      
 RAMPAGE 7392                 11  10  0  76         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRON AND STEEL 7352           9   4  0  75         STEEL BLADES (628)        
 UNKNOWN 7739                 10   3  0  71         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 VALERIA VINDEX 7748          11   6  0  70         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 MA BARKER 7852                7   2  2  67         BAD CUKES (676)           
 BIG ROCK 7076                 6  49  0  67         THE MOONDOGS (97)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG GREEN EGG 7839            6   1  2  66         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 JAXCYRA 7736                  6   5  0  60         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 FAITH BENDER 7297            18   4  0  58         THE HOLY LEGION (52)      
 CAMPY 7709                   11   8  1  58         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 JOHN COUGAR 7718              4   5  0  58         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 NUDD 7118                    15  12  0  57         KISS MY AXE (621)         
 IRONWING 7516                 7   3  0  57         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FARAWAY LAUGHTER 7745         6   5  0  56         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 INQ TUE 7765                  5   3  0  55         ORDO HERETICUS (641)      
 CARBON FIBRE 7199             9  16  1  54         STEEL BLADES (628)        
 CLIMOPE 7737                  6   7  0  53         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 ANVIL 7925                    5   0  0  53         STEEL BLADES (628)        
 BEAR CLAW 7803                6   1  1  52         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 JAVERT 7767                   5   0  0  49         ROGUES GALLERY (226)      
 AAMON 7794                    6   1  0  47         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 ABC'S OF XYZ'S 7680           4   3  0  45         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 SILVER FOX 7808               6   1  0  42         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 SPLIT LIP 7797                7   2  0  40         COVEY II (662)            
 TENMAR THE GRIM 7900          6   1  0  40         TENACIOUS (680)           
 CASSIUS VARUS 7721            9  11  0  39         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 BOAR-IS KARLOFF 7769          5   3  1  39         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 BALL PIT 7831                 4   5  0  39         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 TESYDA 7738                   5   3  0  38         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 BUTTERED TROLL 7932           3   1  0  38         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 REKA 7860                     4   2  0  36         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 SNOWFLAKE 7258                5   5  1  35         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 ANIMAL CRACKER 7801           3   2  0  35         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 IGNUS FERRUM 7735             8  10  0  34         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 FIZZLEGIG 7909                5   2  0  34         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 BODY BAGUETTE 7804            5   0  0  34         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 ATASHA 7829                   4   1  0  34         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 HOLLOW MAN 7819               3   3  0  34         COVEY II (662)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TALA 7391                     6   3  1  33         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 JOBY 881                      6   6  0  33         RIPPERS (32)              
 PULPER 7776                   3   2  0  33         RIPPERS (32)              
 JUMA 7813                     2   5  0  32         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 BOLD SAVIOR 7867              3   2  0  31         KON (677)                 
 HALLOWED PRIEST 7455          6   4  0  30         THE HOLY LEGION (52)      
 NOSLER 7883                   3   1  0  30         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 DANCING W/THE SLOTH 7682      6   1  0  29         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 OSHNARD OKNARD 7913           4   3  0  29         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 DIRTY SOCKS 7850              3   2  0  29         COVEY II (662)            
 TRAEGER 7838                  3   2  0  29         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 GREAT SORROW 7825             2   3  0  29         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 AVAGDDU 7930                  5   1  0  28         KISS MY AXE (621)         
 CHANCE 7886                   3   1  0  27         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 GEORGIA PEACH 7981            2   1  0  27         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 PHIL IN A BOX 7678            4   3  0  26         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 PURE LEAF 7973                3   1  1  26         COVEY II (662)            
 IREN 7787                     2   2  0  26         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 TENDRA WHITEHOT 7935          4   2  1  25         TENACIOUS (680)           
 KNUCKER 7921                  2   5  0  25         KISS MY AXE (621)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOLA 7969                     2   2  1  24         JAY-Z (563)               
 DOC 7885                      2   2  0  24         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DYOS 7824                     5   3  0  23         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 DIAPER ME DOLL 7679           2   5  1  23         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 TIGER CLAW JR. 7859           2   4  1  23         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 KRYTEN 7942                   2   2  0  23         RED DWARF (682)           
 SHMAX 7911                    3   4  0  22         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 INQ ABRAM FEX 7401            2   8  2  22         ORDO HERETICUS (641)      
 RECTEQ 7931                   4   1  0  21         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 REMEMBER 7917                 3   4  0  21         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 MEAT PIE 7888                 2   2  0  21         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 HAND OF DARKNESS 7556         3   3  0  20         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 ABADDON 7791                  3   1  0  20         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 PIT BOSS 7988                 2   0  0  20         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 INQ KARAMAZOV 7782            4   3  0  18         ORDO HERETICUS (641)      
 CAT 7943                      1   3  0  18         RED DWARF (682)           
 THE GRINCH 7929               1   1  0  18         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 GERMENSINE 7864               3   2  0  17         KON (677)                 
 ELEPHANTZ GERALD 7936         2   3  0  17         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 ORTHOS 7823                   4   4  0  16         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 NIGHT SHADE 7884              3   1  0  16         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 RUNT 7964                     2   1  0  16         UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    
 SHIZNAX 7910                  4   3  0  15         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 WIZARD OF OZ 7863             3   1  0  15         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 KOCHAUSKI 7941                2   2  0  14         RED DWARF (682)           
 CPT HOLLISTER 7951            2   2  0  13         RED DWARF (682)           
 WILD THING 7980               2   1  0  13         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 HOVITO 7970                   2   2  0  13         JAY-Z (563)               
 NEKHEN 7938                   1   5  0  13         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 SAVAGE 8006                   1   0  0  13         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 PHILOS 7777                   3   3  0  12         RIPPERS (32)              
 RIMMER 7939                   1   3  0  12         RED DWARF (682)           
 APPA 7944                     1   3  0  12         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 OGADI 7984                    1   1  0  12         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 THE JUGGERNAUT 7987           1   1  0  11         KON (677)                 
 TENTHAL MAN 8002              1   0  0  11         TENACIOUS (680)           
 ANGUS SCRIMM 7959             2   3  0   9         BAD CUKES (676)           
 MR. PINK 7960                 2   3  0   9         BAD CUKES (676)           
 STRANGER'S GRIP 7862          0   5  0   9         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 KRIS KRINGLE 7928             1   1  0   8         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 ZELDA 7968                    1   2  0   8         UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    
 GIGGLING NANNY 7990           1   1  0   8         BAD CUKES (676)           
 OVEN DOOR 7953                1   4  0   7         JAY-Z (563)               
 DEKTRA 7974                   1   3  0   6         RIPPERS (32)              
-D.B. COOPER 7821              1   3  0   6         ROGUES GALLERY (226)      
 HARLEY QUINN 7989             1   1  0   4         BAD CUKES (676)           
 THE GREAT CATSBY 7967         0   3  0   3         UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    
 MOCHI 7965                    0   3  0   3         UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    
 THE LUMBERJACK 7986           0   2  0   2         KON (677)                 
 THE BROKEN FAERIE 7985        0   2  0   2         KON (677)                 
 TENFEN SMOKE 8001             0   1  0   1         TENACIOUS (680)           
 LUCIUS ULTOR 7993             0   1  0   1         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
-CHIANA 7982                   0   1  0   1         FARSCAPE (425)            
 TENTHOR 8003                  0   1  0   1         TENACIOUS (680)           
 XANDER 8005                   0   1  0   1         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ASIBIKAASHI 7947        0  1 0 ANQABOOT 679         TENZAR BLOODAXE 7901  1045 NONE
AMELIA DYER 7898        2  4 0 BAD CUKES 676        DIAPER ME DOLL 7679   1047 JUST REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GIGGLING NANNY 7979     0  1 0 BAD CUKES 676        HOLA 7969             1047 REVENGED
WHAL RUSS 7976          0  4 0 BEASTS WITHIN 561    MOUNTAIN TROLL        1049 NONE
CROSSFIRE 7828          0  5 0 BRAIN SALAD SURG 669 SHEWISH GIANT         1049 NONE
SOUL OF STONE 7861      1  4 0 BRAIN SALAD SURG 669 BOAR-IS KARLOFF 7769  1049  
KISMET 7447             2  4 1 CRUEL INTENTIONS 638 BIG GREEN EGG 7839    1047  
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           CAMPY 7709            1049 NONE
BEKHESH 7600           10  6 0 FARSCAPE 425         KAIZAR 5459           1046 REVENGED
BEKHMENOETHETH 7868     1  2 0 KON 677              SAVANT YX 7764        1047 NONE
SHALLOW SAL 7681        3  3 2 MISFIT TOYS 2425 664 BIG GREEN EGG 7839    1048  
HERETIC 8007            0  1 0 ORDO HERETICUS 641   SHEWISH GIANT         1049 NONE
WAXX 7912               1  3 0 PHILANTHROGENTS  681 TALA 7391             1046  
TRELL JR 7810           2  3 0 RIPPERS 32           TENDRA WHITEHOT 7935  1049  
INGOT 7977              1  3 0 STEEL BLADES 628     PURE LEAF 7973        1049  
STRESS FRACTURE 8008    0  1 0 STEEL BLADES 628     HIGH ELF              1049 NONE
FORTUNATA 7370          7  2 2 THE HOLY LEGION 52   DYNOMYTE 7684         1048  
SAPPHIRE 7822           5  5 0 THE RAZOR'S EDGE 246 FORTUNATA 7370        1047 REVENGED
SPONGE 7835             3  7 0 THE RAZOR'S EDGE 246 BANDIT PRINCE         1049 NONE
JOKER 7966              0  3 0 UGOTAB KITTEN ME 683 TIGER CLAW JR. 7859   1049  
OYSTERS ROCKEFEL 7837   1  2 0 YUPPIE COOKOUT 675   SHALLOW SAL 7681      1047 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CAMPY butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SPONGE was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
CROSSFIRE was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WHAL RUSS was dispatched by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
STRESS FRACTURE was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HERETIC was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
IRONWING was defeated by BIG GREEN EGG in a exciting 1 minute Bloodfeud struggle.
MA BARKER devastated DIAPER ME DOLL in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
MR. PINK was handily defeated by HOLA in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
BEAR CLAW vanquished HALLOWED PRIEST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ANIMAL CRACKER vanquished OVEN DOOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE GRINCH was savagely defeated by GEORGIA PEACH in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BELLYSHAKER overpowered DYNOMYTE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title match.
SALMON LEAP viciously subdued SIX SUMMERS in a 2 minute master's Challenge conflict.
KAMODA JOE devastated SELENA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MEGAN FOXX vanquished CHRIMSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
IRON AND STEEL vanquished BIG ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
SPLIT LIP was viciously subdued by FARAWAY LAUGHTER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
AVAGDDU was overpowered by CLIMOPE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ANVIL overpowered TRAEGER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
REKA devastated CAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SILVER FOX overpowered SHMAX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BODY BAGUETTE overpowered THE GREAT CATSBY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
JAVERT viciously subdued CASSIUS VARUS in a 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
ELEPHANTZ GERALD was demolished by TESYDA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DYOS was overpowered by ABC'S OF XYZ'S in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TENDRA WHITEHOT assassinated TRELL JR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
STRANGER'S GRIP was vanquished by MEAT PIE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
RECTEQ was handily defeated by JUMA in a 7 minute brutal uneven Challenge bout.
PULPER handily defeated IREN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ANGUS SCRIMM was defeated by HAND OF DARKNESS in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
GIGGLING NANNY was handily defeated by GREAT SORROW in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
WILD THING demolished MOCHI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KRIS KRINGLE was narrowly defeated by RUNT in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
THE LUMBERJACK was bested by ZELDA in a 3 minute bloody novice's Challenge duel.
SNOW ANGEL demolished VALERIA VINDEX in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SWAN ARTIST overpowered SNOWMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CAP BACK was subdued by INQ GREYFAX in a 2 minute bloody match.
RAMPAGE was subdued by IVAN TWOHAMMERS in a popular 2 minute veteran's duel.
NUDD was vanquished by JAXCYRA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
UNKNOWN subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute brutal competition.
INQ TUE overpowered SNOWFLAKE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CARBON FIBRE won victory over BALL PIT in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
BOAR-IS KARLOFF barely slew SOUL OF STONE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
FIZZLEGIG was bested by AAMON in a 2 minute match.
FAITH BENDER outwaited TALA in a crowd pleasing 11 minute melee.
JOHN COUGAR savagely defeated JOBY in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
DANCING W/THE SLOTH defeated REMEMBER in a 5 minute duel.
ATASHA beat APPA in a 1 minute gruesome bout.
INQ ABRAM FEX was savagely defeated by BOLD SAVIOR in a 1 minute competition.
HOLLOW MAN luckily beat DOC in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
IGNUS FERRUM subdued NEKHEN in a popular 3 minute battle.
BUTTERED TROLL overpowered INQ KARAMAZOV in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TENMAR THE GRIM handily defeated NIGHT SHADE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
CHANCE demolished SHIZNAX in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NOSLER devastated GERMENSINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OSHNARD OKNARD devastated HARLEY QUINN in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ABADDON won victory over CPT HOLLISTER in a popular 5 minute struggle.
KNUCKER overpowered KOCHAUSKI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PHILOS was overpowered by DIRTY SOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PHIL IN A BOX vanquished RIMMER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TIGER CLAW JR. murdered JOKER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KRYTEN devastated ORTHOS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOVITO unbelievably bested DEKTRA in a action packed 4 minute gory beginner's match.
PURE LEAF assassinated INGOT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WIZARD OF OZ vanquished LUCIUS ULTOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OGADI demolished TENFEN SMOKE in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
THE BROKEN FAERIE was overpowered by PIT BOSS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE JUGGERNAUT vanquished TENTHOR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TENTHAL MAN overpowered XANDER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SAVAGE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 26         WALL OF STEEL     33 -  23 -  2      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         LUNGING ATTACK    93 -  88 -  7      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         STRIKING ATTACK   95 -  90 -  5      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         BASHING ATTACK    50 -  61 -  6      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         AIMED BLOW        59 -  72 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         SLASHING ATTACK   71 - 100 -  4      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY       34 -  50 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  28 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  14 -  0       7  |

Turn 1049 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         8 - 10         6  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  7     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   16 - 10     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  8         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  5         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    9 - 15         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BELLYSHAKER 7204           18   6  1  147 KISS MY AXE (621)
SLASHING ATTACK  SALMON LEAP 7166           17   5  0  127 KISS MY AXE (621)
LUNGING ATTACK   SNOW ANGEL 7210            17  10  0  107 BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    INQ GREYFAX 7398           13   2  0  101 ORDO HERETICUS (641)
TOTAL PARRY      SIX SUMMERS 6884           22  18  0   94 JAY-Z (563)
BASHING ATTACK   DYNOMYTE 7684              18  12  2   93 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)
AIMED BLOW       CAP BACK 7299              13   6  3   90 JAY-Z (563)
PARRY-STRIKE     IRON AND STEEL 7352         9   4  0   75 STEEL BLADES (628)
WALL OF STEEL    MA BARKER 7852              7   2  2   67 BAD CUKES (676)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SELENA 7020.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
TALA 7391.  The ten other most popular fighters were SALMON LEAP 7166, FARAWAY 
LAUGHTER 7745, RAMPAGE 7392, GEORGIA PEACH 7981, RUNT 7964, JOHN COUGAR 7718, NEKHEN 
7938, CPT HOLLISTER 7951, DEKTRA 7974, and BIG GREEN EGG 7839.

The least popular fighter this week was RECTEQ 7931.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ABADDON 7791, DANCING W/THE SLOTH 7682, XANDER 8005, TENTHOR 8003, 
LUCIUS ULTOR 7993, WIZARD OF OZ 7863, INGOT 7977, HOVITO 7970, ORTHOS 7823, and JOKER 
7966.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BELLYSHAKER (10-7204) KISS MY AXE (621)
SNOW ANGEL (10-7210) BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)