DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/07/2014    Duedate: 10/20/2014

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-753

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DARWIN
THE MENTORS (242)
(10-6236) [23-12-0,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DARWIN                         SERGEANT 1
THE MENTORS (242)              MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
(10-6236) [23-12-0,143]        (10-6252) [1-0-0,19]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SURFER ON ACID                 DARWIN
THIRSTY THUGS (374)            THE MENTORS (242)
(10-6238) [25-14-1,103]        (10-6236) [23-12-0,143]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ABOMINATION (393)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR (576)        52
2. ABOMINATION (393)           25      VIKINGS (34)
3. VIKINGS (34)                11      Unchartered Team
4. JAY-Z (563)                 11
5. THIRSTY THUGS (374)          9      MEDAL OF HONOR (576)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 TURKEY DAY MASSACR (571)  12   3  1 80.0   1/ 5 ABOMINATION (393)         9  6 0
 2- 2*MMM BEER (583)             6   2  0 75.0   2/ 4 VIKINGS (34)              6  7 0
 3/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR (576)       3   1  0 75.0   3/ 2 THE HOLY LEGION (52)      6  9 0
 4- 3*HORSELAKE HEROES (587)    10   5  1 66.7   4- 1*HORSELAKE HEROES (587)    5  0 1
 5/ 4 VIKINGS (34)             340 270 18 55.7   5/ 6 THIRSTY THUGS (374)       5  2 0
 6/ 5 EMPIRE (289)             218 184 16 54.2   6/ 3 THE MENTORS (242)         5  5 0
 7/ 6 THIRSTY THUGS (374)      292 249 11 54.0   7/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR (576)      3  1 0
 8/ 7 THE MENTORS (242)        261 242 25 51.9   8- 7 TURKEY DAY MASSACR (571)  2  0 0
 9/ 9 JAY-Z (563)              155 156 11 49.8   9/11 RAGE AGAINST (574)        2  1 0
10/10 ABOMINATION (393)        387 395 28 49.5  10/10 JAY-Z (563)               2  9 0
11/ 8 THE HOLY LEGION (52)      68  72  6 48.6  11- 8*MMM BEER (583)            1  0 0
12/11 RAGE AGAINST (574)        11  25  1 30.6  12-12*DUNGEON CELL (584)        1  3 0
13-12*DUNGEON CELL (584)         4  10  0 28.6  13/ 9 EMPIRE (289)              1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 763): ROCK RHYMES of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 646): OOZING MY MIND of YOU PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 7678: BRIANN JANUARY of MAJOR BUMMERS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 740): FLOPSY of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 764): TEQUILA of BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 759): ZONE of CONTROL (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 768): DRAGON FRUIT of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 752): SAUSAGE STUFFING of TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (The Dark One)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 754): RAIN MAN of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 753): SL'S IRONWOOD of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 719): WHISKERS of PORN IN A BARN (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 708): SOLDILLIA VRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 330): HORVANTH IRNDE of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 701): 21 of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 652): RUNAWAY JIM of PHISH (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 311): DALAN HILLEI of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 304): FLAMING MOE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 597): LON OLBERT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 281): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 645): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE
                                                   (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 763): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 646): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 768): MAJOR BUMMERS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 740): THUNDERCATS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 764): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 758): LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 768): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 752): THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 754): HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 753): D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 719): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 708): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 330): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 701): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 652): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 311): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 304): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 597): STRIKER FORCE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 281): BASH BROS REMOTE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 645): TOON INN et al (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 763): DOMESTIC DERVISH of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 646): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 767): SFC 11 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 764): SEYMORE GUTTS of U PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 757): CRUSADER of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 768): DRAGON FRUIT of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 759): ZONE of CONTROL (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 753): DIZZ SCHUIER of HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 708): SOLDILLIA VRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 311): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 281): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for KOLACT.  Like, HORSELAKE HEROES had to be 
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by ABOMINATION!  Way to go 
ABOMINATION!  Uncool, EMPIRE.  I mean 0-1-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to 
fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  ABOMINATION like really fought hard to 
move up to 1st from 5th.  Way to go!  Talk about hot teams!  MEDAL OF HONOR goes out, 
the very first time, and goes 3-1-0!  Like, what do you guys eat for breakfast?  MVP 
award for GOD MC?  JAY-Z's proud of him after beating GALACTICA 1980 and getting 21 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  55 IN A 54 got smashed by ROK REDBEARD, and 
lost 13 points!  What a putz!  SAUSAGE STUFFING fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then 
quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  And I was just 
getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome DARWIN.  Aren't 
THE MENTORS proud.  (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine 
hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  ABOMINATION was the most avoided 
team.  Is a 387-395-28 record really that scary?  I don't know what VIKINGS' been 
doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from ABOMINATION, that's 
fer sher.  Can RAGE AGAINST's TEMPE POSTMASTER be more popular than me?  She was 
challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARWIN 6236                  23  12  0   143       THE MENTORS (242)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SAUSAGE STUFFING 6117        12   3  1   138       TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)
-JOBS 6297                    14  11  1   129       THE MENTORS (242)
 SURFER ON ACID 6238          25  14  1   103       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 ROK REDBEARD 6216            12  12  1   103       VIKINGS (34)
 RICHARD III 250              15  15  0    91       THE HOLY LEGION (52)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 2012 6150                    19  22  2    86       ABOMINATION (393)
 PURPLE HOOTER 6195           19  24  0    86       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 VATOS LOCOS 6266             18  14  1    86       JAY-Z (563)
 DAGG AXELJORG 6289           13  10  0    86       VIKINGS (34)
 55 IN A 54 6275              15  18  1    82       JAY-Z (563)
 ADALBJORN 6281               12   9  1    75       VIKINGS (34)
 NAEVIA 6313                  11   9  0    70       ABOMINATION (393)
 MERCY 6361                    7   5  0    69       THE HOLY LEGION (52)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRON MAN 2 6277              15  11  1    65       ABOMINATION (393)
 TEMPE POSTMASTER 6141         8  24  1    64       RAGE AGAINST (574)
 FRIAR 6368                    7   8  1    64       THE HOLY LEGION (52)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEMPLE GUARD 2252             8  12  0    56       THE HOLY LEGION (52)
 ADALBRANDR 6402               5   2  0    51       VIKINGS (34)
-VALITA 4469                   9   5  1    48       EMPIRE (289)
-CHIMAY 6358                   4   0  0    40       MMM BEER (583)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASS EFFECT 3 6326            3  14  1    39       ABOMINATION (393)
-STUBBED TOES 6144             3   1  0    35       RAGE AGAINST (574)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JAMIE COX 6410                3   0  1    33       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
 GOD MC 6403                   3   3  0    30       JAY-Z (563)
 SOCRATES 6400                 4   5  0    28       THE MENTORS (242)
-HANS SMA KRIGER 6364          1   2  0    27       VIKINGS (34)
 GALACTICA 1980 6363           5  11  0    26       ABOMINATION (393)
-THE TAKEOVER 6346             2   1  0    26       JAY-Z (563)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GAW GRIMFOE 6413              2   1  0    23       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
-RICHIE'S EX 6411              2   1  0    22       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
-CELL BLOCK A 6387             2   2  0    20       DUNGEON CELL (584)
 SERGEANT 1 6252               1   0  0    19       MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
-LYN LIPSPLITTER 6412          1   2  0    16       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
-THE RACK 6430                 1   0  0    16       DUNGEON CELL (584)
-KNUCKLES NATE 6409            2   1  0    15       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
 SERGEANT 3 6255               1   0  0    15       MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
 SERGEANT 4 6254               1   0  0    14       MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
-PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 6386       1   0  0    13       DUNGEON CELL (584)
-BUD 6356                      1   0  0    13       MMM BEER (583)
-BASS 6357                     1   0  0     8       MMM BEER (583)
 NUCKY 6433                    1   2  0     5       EMPIRE (289)
 PENITENT 6441                 1   1  0     4       THE HOLY LEGION (52)
-HARPOON 6355                  0   1  0     1       MMM BEER (583)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHOKE HOLD 6347         7  7 2 JAY-Z 563            IRON MAN 2 6277       750   
SERGEANT 5 6253         0  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 576   SHEWISH GIANT         753  NONE
13 6446                 0  1 0 THE MENTORS 242      DARK CHAMPION         753  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Iron Man 2 -- You only managed that because my magnets broke. -- Geroge Horn,
Ambitious Guard

Galactica 1980 -- Anti-Osksi, are you?  I don't like that in a gladiator. -- Benido
d'Osksi, impoverished noble

Mass Effect 3 and Nucky -- It should be "lucky" rather than "nucky," although there
is a certain nuckiness about you. -- Steeltooth Tarak, Beggar Extraordinaire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SERGEANT 5 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
13 was barely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
ROK REDBEARD demolished 55 IN A 54 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TEMPLE GUARD was viciously subdued by IRON MAN 2 in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
ADALBRANDR was subdued by TEMPE POSTMASTER in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
RICHARD III was viciously subdued by SURFER ON ACID in a 2 minute master's fight.
DARWIN viciously subdued VATOS LOCOS in a 4 minute veteran's Title competition.
2012 slimly won victory over ADALBJORN in a popular 2 minute gruesome expert's duel.
MERCY was vanquished by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NAEVIA was beaten by PURPLE HOOTER in a popular 3 minute melee.
DAGG AXELJORG defeated FRIAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SOCRATES was overcome by MASS EFFECT 3 in a 2 minute contest.
GALACTICA 1980 was demolished by GOD MC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NUCKY was overpowered by SERGEANT 1 in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PENITENT was viciously subdued by SERGEANT 4 in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
SERGEANT 3 overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  11 -  0      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  15 -  1      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  17 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  42 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  18 -  2      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        15 -  25 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  10 -  0      17  |

Turn 753 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DARWIN 6236                23  12  0  143 THE MENTORS (242)
LUNGING ATTACK   SURFER ON ACID 6238        25  14  1  103 THIRSTY THUGS (374)
WALL OF STEEL    VATOS LOCOS 6266           18  14  1   86 JAY-Z (563)
SLASHING ATTACK  MERCY 6361                  7   5  0   69 THE HOLY LEGION (52)
STRIKING ATTACK  ADALBRANDR 6402             5   2  0   51 VIKINGS (34)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SURFER ON ACID 6238.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DARWIN 6236.  The ten other most popular fighters were ADALBJORN 6281, 
SERGEANT 4 6254, NAEVIA 6313, VATOS LOCOS 6266, TEMPLE GUARD 2252, SURFER ON ACID 
6238, 2012 6150, SERGEANT 1 6252, 13 6446, and ROK REDBEARD 6216.

The least popular fighter this week was PENITENT 6441.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GALACTICA 1980 6363, MERCY 6361, RICHARD III 250, 55 IN A 54 6275, 
NUCKY 6433, SERGEANT 5 6253, SERGEANT 3 6255, SOCRATES 6400, FRIAR 6368, and DAGG 
AXELJORG 6289.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DARWIN (10-6236) THE MENTORS (242)