DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/13/2015    Duedate: 01/26/2015

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-760

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ADALBRANDR
VIKINGS (34)
(10-6402) [10-2-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ADALBRANDR                     CHIMAY
VIKINGS (34)                   MMM BEER (583)
(10-6402) [10-2-0,108]         (10-6358) [5-1-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DAGG AXELJORG                  VATOS LOCOS
VIKINGS (34)                   JAY-Z (563)
(10-6289) [17-11-0,106]        (10-6266) [22-17-1,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VIKINGS (34)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR (576)        34
2. JAY-Z (563)                 29      VIKINGS (34)
3. TRIGGER HAPPY (575)         29      Unchartered Team
4. THE HOLY LEGION (52)         8
5. MMM BEER (583)               7      MEDAL OF HONOR (576)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR (576)      16   6  1 72.7   1/ 1 VIKINGS (34)              9  6 0
 2/ 2*MMM BEER (583)             7   3  0 70.0   2/ 5*MEDAL OF HONOR (576)      8  1 1
 3- 3 TERRAPIN STATION (189)   548 411 23 57.1   3/ 3 JAY-Z (563)               7  7 0
 4/ 4 VIKINGS (34)             355 280 18 55.9   4/ 2 THE HOLY LEGION (52)      6  5 0
 5/ 0*HORSELAKE HEROES (587)    11   9  1 55.0   5/ 4*CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)    4 11 0
 6- 5 MERLIN'S LOT (465)       936 780 %101 54.5   6- 7 TERRAPIN STATION (189)    3  0 0
 7/ 6 THIRSTY THUGS (374)      298 253 11 54.1   7/ 8 THIRSTY THUGS (374)       2  1 0
 8- 7 EMPIRE (289)             221 191 17 53.6   8- 6*DUNGEON CELL (584)        2  1 0
 9/ 8 JAY-Z (563)              172 170 11 50.3   9/13*MMM BEER (583)            1  1 0
10/ 9 THE HOLY LEGION (52)      80  91  6 46.8  10/ 9 RAGE AGAINST (574)        1  2 0
11-10*DUNGEON CELL (584)        12  14  0 46.2  11/ 0*HORSELAKE HEROES (587)    1  4 0
12/11*CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)     6  14  1 30.0  12/11*TRIGGER HAPPY (575)       0 11 0
13/12 RAGE AGAINST (574)        12  31  1 27.9  13-10 EMPIRE (289)              0  2 0
14/13*TRIGGER HAPPY (575)        1  11  0  8.3  14-12 MERLIN'S LOT (465)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  KOLACT needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  The guys at MMM BEER 
like really pulled together to get a 1-0-0 this turn, moving up by 4.  Cut this out 
and put it in your scrapbooks, MEDAL OF HONOR!  'Cause they got 3-0-0 and moved up to 
2nd!  MVP award for SERGEANT 4?  MEDAL OF HONOR's proud of him after beating RICHIE'S 
EX and getting 20 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  RICHIE'S EX's match with 
SERGEANT 4 cost her a loss of 14 points!  What a putz!  THE QUESTION fights so hard 
to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said it was a 
genius...  Was that a tear I saw in ADALBRANDR's eye, as he took over Duelmastership? 
And wasn't TEMPE POSTMASTER fit to be tied!  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of TERRAPIN STATION must be getting lonely.  They were 
the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep 
dark secret why VIKINGS' been avoiding TERRAPIN STATION so much?  Or is it just that 
they're too scared?  Like, is SERGEANT 1 popular, or what?  He was challenged the 
most in all of KOLACT!  He's got a 6-1-1, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ADALBRANDR 6402              10   2  0   108       VIKINGS (34)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE QUESTION 5557            16   5  0   116       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
 DAGG AXELJORG 6289           17  11  0   106       VIKINGS (34)
 PURPLE HOOTER 6195           23  27  0   103       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 VATOS LOCOS 6266             22  17  1   102       JAY-Z (563)
-MORITENI 4803                11   8  0   102       MERLIN'S LOT (465)
 ROK REDBEARD 6216            15  14  1    91       VIKINGS (34)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ADALBJORN 6281               14  12  1    85       VIKINGS (34)
 55 IN A 54 6275              17  23  1    75       JAY-Z (563)
 TEMPE POSTMASTER 6141         9  30  1    72       RAGE AGAINST (574)
-FRIAR 6368                    9  12  1    72       THE HOLY LEGION (52)
-BISHOP 5567                  11   7  0    68       TERRAPIN STATION (189)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VALITA 4469                  10   5  2    66       EMPIRE (289)
-THE RINGTHROWER 4801          9   7  1    64       MERLIN'S LOT (465)
 GOD MC 6403                   7   6  0    64       JAY-Z (563)
 THE TAKEOVER 6346             5   1  0    60       JAY-Z (563)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CELL BLOCK A 6387             5   2  0    56       DUNGEON CELL (584)
 CHIMAY 6358                   5   1  0    50       MMM BEER (583)
-MERCY 6361                    9   9  0    46       THE HOLY LEGION (52)
-PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 6386       4   0  0    46       DUNGEON CELL (584)
 SERGEANT 1 6252               6   1  1    44       MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
-STUBBED TOES 6144             3   1  0    35       RAGE AGAINST (574)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 3 6255               6   1  0    33       MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
 HANS SMA KRIGER 6364          2   6  0    32       VIKINGS (34)
 JAMIE COX 6410                3   1  1    29       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
 LYN LIPSPLITTER 6412          2   2  0    26       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
 SERGEANT 4 6459               2   1  0    25       MEDAL OF HONOR (576)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HALF SILLY 6464               4   1  0    24       JAY-Z (563)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANNELISE 5030                 3   0  1    23       MERLIN'S LOT (465)
-PENITENT 6441                 3   5  0    21       THE HOLY LEGION (52)
-BOX OF RAIN 6334              2   0  0    21       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
 PETER GRIFFIN 6455            1   3  0    20       CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)
-NUCKY 6433                    3   5  0    16       EMPIRE (289)
-LIONHEART 6453                3   2  0    16       THE HOLY LEGION (52)
-THE RACK 6430                 3   1  0    13       DUNGEON CELL (584)
 GAW GRIMFOE 6413              2   2  0    13       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
-BUD 6356                      1   0  0    13       MMM BEER (583)
-NURT THE BRIGGIT 5025         2   2  1     9       MERLIN'S LOT (465)
 BENDER 6458                   2   2  1     9       CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)
 RICHIE'S EX 6411              2   2  0     8       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
-BASS 6357                     1   0  0     8       MMM BEER (583)
 STAN SMITH 6456               1   3  0     6       CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)
-AS11 6445                     0   3  0     4       EMPIRE (289)
-HARPOON 6355                  0   1  0     1       MMM BEER (583)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AVERY BULLOCK 6454      0  4 0 CRUNK ANIMATIONS 590 SPYMASTER             760  NONE
ROBOT CHICKEN 6457      2  2 0 CRUNK ANIMATIONS 590 WURM KIN              760  NONE
KNUCKLES NATE 6409      2  2 0 HORSELAKE HEROES 587 DARK CHAMPION         760  NONE
DA1 6483                0  1 0 THE HOLY LEGION 52   SPYMASTER             760  NONE
DALE EVANS 6472         0  1 0 TRIGGER HAPPY 575    WURM KIN              760  NONE
LINE 'EM UP 6480        0  1 0 TRIGGER HAPPY 575    ARENAMASTER FILI      760  NONE
PULL 6481               0  1 0 TRIGGER HAPPY 575    WURM KIN              760  NONE
SAFETY OFF 6482         0  1 0 TRIGGER HAPPY 575    HIGH ELF              760  NONE
SHOOT TO KILL 6479      0  1 0 TRIGGER HAPPY 575    WURM KIN              760  NONE
UZI 6156                1  1 0 TRIGGER HAPPY 575    SERGEANT 1 6252       759   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KNUCKLES NATE was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ROBOT CHICKEN was dispatched by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
AVERY BULLOCK was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
LINE 'EM UP was assassinated by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PULL was butchered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
SAFETY OFF was butchered by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DALE EVANS was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
SHOOT TO KILL was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
PETER GRIFFIN was overpowered by SERGEANT 1 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
STAN SMITH was overpowered by SERGEANT 3 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VATOS LOCOS viciously subdued ROK REDBEARD in a 2 minute brutal veteran's bout.
PURPLE HOOTER demolished 55 IN A 54 in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DAGG AXELJORG demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ADALBRANDR overpowered TEMPE POSTMASTER in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
ADALBJORN defeated GOD MC in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
THE TAKEOVER overpowered JAMIE COX in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CHIMAY devastated HANS SMA KRIGER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GAW GRIMFOE was subdued by HALF SILLY in a 2 minute novice's bout.
BENDER was overpowered by LYN LIPSPLITTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SERGEANT 4 devastated RICHIE'S EX in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   7 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        24 -  22 -  3      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  36 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  23 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  18 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  11 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  15 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 760 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ADALBRANDR 6402            10   2  0  108 VIKINGS (34)
LUNGING ATTACK   DAGG AXELJORG 6289         17  11  0  106 VIKINGS (34)
WALL OF STEEL    VATOS LOCOS 6266           22  17  1  102 JAY-Z (563)
BASHING ATTACK   ROK REDBEARD 6216          15  14  1   91 VIKINGS (34)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DAGG AXELJORG 6289.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was VATOS LOCOS 6266.  The ten other most popular fighters were ADALBRANDR 6402, 
HALF SILLY 6464, ADALBJORN 6281, PURPLE HOOTER 6195, THE TAKEOVER 6346, GAW GRIMFOE 
6413, LYN LIPSPLITTER 6412, SERGEANT 1 6252, SERGEANT 3 6255, and DAGG AXELJORG 6289.

The least popular fighter this week was RICHIE'S EX 6411.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BENDER 6458, HANS SMA KRIGER 6364, JAMIE COX 6410, TEMPE 
POSTMASTER 6141, STAN SMITH 6456, PETER GRIFFIN 6455, DALE EVANS 6472, LINE 'EM UP 
6480, AVERY BULLOCK 6454, and ROBOT CHICKEN 6457.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ROK REDBEARD (10-6216) VIKINGS (34)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!