DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/07/2026    Duedate: 04/20/2026

KOLACT ARENA

DM 10    TURN 1050

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SWAN ARTIST
COVEY II (662)
(10-7676) [13-2-0,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SWAN ARTIST                    KAMODA JOE
COVEY II (662)                 YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)
(10-7676) [13-2-0,138]         (10-7841) [8-0-0,113]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SELENA                         TENTHOR
THE MOONDOGS (97)              TENACIOUS (680)
(10-7020) [15-47-0,92]         (10-8003) [0-2-0,5]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEON DIAMONDS (661)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD CUKES (676)               52 
2. KON (677)                     48    SHEWISH BAKERY (674)
3. YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)          47    Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BAKERY (674)          45 
5. RED DWARF (682)               44    YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      27   9  2 75.0   1/ 6 NEON DIAMONDS (661)      12  3 2
 2/ 3 SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      23  11  1 67.6   2/ 5 SHEWISH BAKERY (674)     12  3 0
 3/ 2 KISS MY AXE (621)         91  50  4 64.5   3/ 4 OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)   12  3 0
 4/ 4 OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    35  24  0 59.3   4/ 1*YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)     11  4 1
 5/ 9 DUREX 2121 (673)          21  16  0 56.8   5/ 2 COVEY II (662)           10  5 1
 6/ 7 NEON DIAMONDS (661)      110  85  5 56.4   6/ 9 DUREX 2121 (673)         10  5 0
 7/ 8 BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    69  60  6 53.5   7/22*RED DWARF (682)           9  6 1
 8/ 6*MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    20  18  3 52.6   8/12 BAD CUKES (676)           9  6 0
 9/11 ROGUES GALLERY (226)     141 132 11 51.6   9/11 BEASTS WITHIN (561)       8  7 2
10/12 JAY-Z (563)              352 343 28 50.6  10/ 3 KISS MY AXE (621)         8  7 0
11/14 RIPPERS (32)             100 104  7 49.0  11/15 BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    8  7 0
12/13 CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    45  47  3 48.9  12/23 BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 8  7 0
13/17 WAR HAWKS (11)           399 418 22 48.8  13/19 WAR HAWKS (11)            7  7 1
14/15 COVEY II (662)            42  44  1 48.8  14/21*TENACIOUS (680)           7  8 1
15/10*PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   19  20  0 48.7  15/13 STEEL BLADES (628)        7  8 0
16/18 THE HOLY LEGION (52)     193 209 12 48.0  16/24 KON (677)                 7  8 0
17/23*RED DWARF (682)           12  13  1 48.0  17/ 7*MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    6  7 0
18/19 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)     366 411 24 47.1  18/ 8 THE HOLY LEGION (52)      6  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)   137 162 10 45.8  19/14 PHOENIX GUARD (672)       6  9 0
20/16 ORDO HERETICUS (641)      27  33  4 45.0  20/27 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      5  7 0
21/22 BEASTS WITHIN (561)       54  70  6 43.5  21/10 ORDO HERETICUS (641)      5 10 1
22/21 THE MOONDOGS (97)        878 1172 19 42.8  22/17 CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    5 10 0
23/25 BAD CUKES (676)           20  29  2 40.8  23/25 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    4 11 1
24/27 KON (677)                 15  23  0 39.5  24/16*PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   4 11 0
25/24 STEEL BLADES (628)        50  78  4 39.1  25/29 ROGUES GALLERY (226)      3  0 0
26/26*TENACIOUS (680)           16  26  2 38.1  26/20 JAY-Z (563)               3 12 0
27/28 BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 18  35  0 34.0  27/18 RIPPERS (32)              3 12 0
28/29 PHOENIX GUARD (672)       15  33  0 31.2  28/26*UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    3 12 0
29/30*UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)     4  16  0 20.0  29/30 THE MOONDOGS (97)         0  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

Welcome back, gladiators, gamblers, and sun-baked spectators! Step right up, step 
right up! The gears are turning, the torches are blazing, and your ever-delightful 
host--the one, the only--Gamemaster is here to spin the wheel of wonder, of fortune, 
and my favorite, of dismemberment!

The crown rests rather elegantly upon a new brow this turn. Swan Artist has assumed 
the throne from a departing Bellyshaker. Swan Artist gave us a performance of grace 
and brutality! Our not-so-delicate Swan clipped the fuse of Dynomyte in a one-sided 
title bout. A masterpiece in motion that was equal parts ballet and beatdown.

Everyone wants a piece of the Praetorian pie, as Cassius Varus is our most challenged 
warrior. Is it for glory or contest points? We may never know!  Shewish Bakery is the 
most avoided team. Apparently, everyone is watching their carb intake. It probably 
doesn't matter since the Bakery has multiple TV challenges. Ducking, dodging, and 
dipping at every opportunity away from Shewish Bakery, we have KON treating fights 
like optional side quests.

Selena, a non-contest warrior, is our beloved popularity leader. You don't have to be 
a competitor in the Masked Mayhem for the crowd to love you. Ah, the people always 
love an underdog, and I would say that 15-47 makes one an underdog.  Tenthor stands as 
this week's favorite fighter. The people demand a spectacle, and they usually get it!

Neon Diamonds takes the top team slot with a sizzling 12-3 over the last three turns, 
and a 5-0-1 today. Flashy, sharp, and cutting through the ranks like true diamonds! 
Kamoda Joe remains undefeated at 8-0, casually dismantling our popularity leader, 
Selena, this round. Ma Baker continues to rise with another win today. They folded 
Iron and Steel like... well, poorly tempered steel.

Aringhol demanded a tax outside of the Dark Arena. It appears to be a collection of 
animal sacrifice, as Beasts Within used Ugotab Kitten Me to pay the toll. Zelda was 
executed by Tyrone Asaurus Rex. A roar, a strike, and a poof, off the board she goes. 
In the Dark Arena, Ordo Hereticus cleaned house, sending 3/5 of the team to fight by 
torchlight.

And there you have it, contestants and spectators! Another turn wrapped, another set 
of fates sealed, and another batch of warriors wondering what went wrong. But do not 
worry because the Masked Mayhem marches on! Next turn marks the HALFWAY POINT of the 
contest--Turn 6. The tension tightens! What of those masked champions? Oh, they are 
starting to sweat behind those masks. Keep guessing. Keep scheming. Keep bleeding 
(preferably not too much ? cleaning crews are getting costly).  Join us soon at the 
same Kolact time and same Kolact channel!

                                          -- The Gamemaster

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                              Masked Gladiator - Turn 5

                    Manager - Team - Turn 5 Score - Overall Score

                         Riff-Raff - Yuppie Cookout - 14 - 67
                            OAB - Shewish Bakery - 14 - 66
                        Tripwire - Of Wolf & Amazon - 14 - 58
                              Pauly - Covey II - 6 - 55
                           StudCraft - Durex 2121 - 14 - 54
                             Neon Necromanager - 19 - 54
                         La Guillotine - Kiss My Axe - 2 - 50
                          Gentleben - Beasts Within - 7 - 39
                          Khisanth - Phoenix Guard - 10 - 38
                      Master Beru - Misfit Toys 2425 - (-1) - 33
                              Chad - Bad Cukes - 9 - 32
                           Madwand - Steel Blades - 5 - 32
                            Blackhart - Tenacious - 6 - 24
                     Dameon Darkheart - The Holy Legion - 0 - 24
                           Den - Blizzard of Pain - 6 - 22
                         Otis the Drunk - Red Dwarf - 15 -21
                                Tallow - Kon - 14 - 19
                          Emu - Brain Salad Surgery - 14 -16
                      Master Darque - Ordo Hereticus - (-8) - 16
                       Boss Rat - Cruel Intentions - (-2) - 14
                       Aragorn - Philanthrogents 7 - (-2) - 14
                       Grand Wizard of Duel - Rippers - 2 - 13
                             Howlin' Wolf - Jay-Z - 2- 11
                      Shocking Toad - Praetorian Guard - 10 - 6
                           Mr. C - The Razor's Edge - 2 - 5
                        JAFO - Ugotab Kitten Me - (-3) - (-11)

As always, scores will continue to adjust as mistakes are found. Thank you to all who 
are continuing to review the scores at your own pace. At the contest's end, I will 
release all the scoring calculations for one final check. For now, apart from the 
major snafu on Turn 1, there have only been minor issues here and there. I continue to 
try to refine my scoring program. The less hands-on I am in the process, the more 
accurate it will be.

                                          -- Master Darque
                                             Contest Moderator

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWAN ARTIST 7676             13   2  0 138         COVEY II (662)            

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOWMAN 7123                 16   9  1 114         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 MEGAN FOXX 7277              11   2  0 114         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 KAMODA JOE 7841               8   0  0 113         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 CHRIMSON 7178                17  19  2 100         THE HOLY LEGION (52)      
 CAP BACK 7299                14   6  3  97         JAY-Z (563)               
 SIX SUMMERS 6884             22  19  0  95         JAY-Z (563)               
 INQ GREYFAX 7398             13   3  0  93         ORDO HERETICUS (641)      
 SELENA 7020                  15  47  0  92         THE MOONDOGS (97)         
 UNKNOWN 7739                 11   3  0  92         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 MOLDAVIUS 5672               13   8  1  91         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DYNOMYTE 7684                18  13  2  88         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 SALMON LEAP 7166             17   6  0  88         KISS MY AXE (621)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MA BARKER 7852                8   2  2  84         BAD CUKES (676)           
 BIG GREEN EGG 7839            7   1  2  83         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 BREUSE SANS PITE 7640        11   4  0  82         ROGUES GALLERY (226)      
 VALERIA VINDEX 7748          12   6  0  79         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 IVAN TWOHAMMERS 7203         17  17  0  72         THE HOLY LEGION (52)      
 JAXCYRA 7736                  7   5  0  70         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 CAMPY 7709                   12   8  2  68         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 BIG ROCK 7076                 6  50  0  68         THE MOONDOGS (97)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEAR CLAW 7803                7   1  1  66         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 FAITH BENDER 7297            18   5  0  63         THE HOLY LEGION (52)      
 RAMPAGE 7392                 11  11  0  63         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 IRON AND STEEL 7352           9   5  0  63         STEEL BLADES (628)        
 CARBON FIBRE 7199            10  16  1  61         STEEL BLADES (628)        
 IRONWING 7516                 7   4  0  61         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 ANVIL 7925                    6   0  0  61         STEEL BLADES (628)        
 NUDD 7118                    15  13  0  58         KISS MY AXE (621)         
 FARAWAY LAUGHTER 7745         7   5  0  58         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 JOHN COUGAR 7718              4   6  0  57         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAVERT 7767                   6   0  0  56         ROGUES GALLERY (226)      
 ANIMAL CRACKER 7801           4   2  0  54         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 AAMON 7794                    7   1  0  53         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 BALL PIT 7831                 5   5  0  49         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 NOSLER 7883                   4   1  0  49         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 BUTTERED TROLL 7932           4   1  0  48         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 SILVER FOX 7808               7   1  0  47         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 INQ TUE 7765                  5   4  0  47         ORDO HERETICUS (641)      
 TESYDA 7738                   6   3  0  46         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 CASSIUS VARUS 7721            9  12  0  45         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 SPLIT LIP 7797                8   2  0  44         COVEY II (662)            
 CLIMOPE 7737                  6   8  0  44         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 TRAEGER 7838                  4   2  0  44         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 TENDRA WHITEHOT 7935          5   2  1  43         TENACIOUS (680)           
 PULPER 7776                   4   2  0  43         RIPPERS (32)              
 BOLD SAVIOR 7867              4   2  0  43         KON (677)                 
 TALA 7391                     7   3  1  42         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 BODY BAGUETTE 7804            6   0  0  40         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 ATASHA 7829                   5   1  0  40         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 CHANCE 7886                   4   1  0  40         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 GREAT SORROW 7825             3   3  0  38         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 IREN 7787                     3   2  0  38         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 GEORGIA PEACH 7981            3   1  0  36         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 IGNUS FERRUM 7735             8  11  0  35         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 BOAR-IS KARLOFF 7769          5   4  1  34         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 ABC'S OF XYZ'S 7680           4   4  0  34         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOBY 881                      6   7  0  33         RIPPERS (32)              
 SNOWFLAKE 7258                5   6  1  33         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 AVAGDDU 7930                  5   2  0  31         KISS MY AXE (621)         
 KRYTEN 7942                   3   2  0  31         RED DWARF (682)           
 ELEPHANTZ GERALD 7936         3   3  0  31         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 HOLLOW MAN 7819               3   4  0  30         COVEY II (662)            
 SHMAX 7911                    4   4  0  29         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 FIZZLEGIG 7909                5   3  0  28         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 GERMENSINE 7864               4   2  0  28         KON (677)                 
 DIAPER ME DOLL 7679           3   5  1  28         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 TIGER CLAW JR. 7859           3   4  1  28         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 PURE LEAF 7973                3   2  1  28         COVEY II (662)            
 HALLOWED PRIEST 7455          6   5  0  27         THE HOLY LEGION (52)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING W/THE SLOTH 7682      6   2  0  27         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 REKA 7860                     4   3  0  27         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 TENMAR THE GRIM 7900          6   2  0  26         TENACIOUS (680)           
 ANGUS SCRIMM 7959             3   3  0  26         BAD CUKES (676)           
 CPT HOLLISTER 7951            3   2  0  25         RED DWARF (682)           
 PIT BOSS 7988                 3   0  0  25         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 THE GRINCH 7929               2   1  0  25         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 KOCHAUSKI 7941                3   2  1  24         RED DWARF (682)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHIL IN A BOX 7678            4   4  0  23         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 WIZARD OF OZ 7863             4   1  0  23         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 CAT 7943                      1   4  0  23         RED DWARF (682)           
 OSHNARD OKNARD 7913           4   4  0  22         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 RECTEQ 7931                   4   2  0  22         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 ABADDON 7791                  4   1  0  22         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 THE JUGGERNAUT 7987           2   1  0  22         KON (677)                 
 JUMA 7813                     2   6  0  22         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 RIMMER 7939                   2   3  0  21         RED DWARF (682)           
 SAVAGE 8006                   2   0  0  21         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 NIGHT SHADE 7884              4   1  0  20         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 RUNT 7964                     3   1  0  20         UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    
 TENTHAL MAN 8002              2   0  0  20         TENACIOUS (680)           
 DYOS 7824                     5   4  0  19         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 DIRTY SOCKS 7850              3   3  0  19         COVEY II (662)            
 MR. PINK 7960                 3   3  0  19         BAD CUKES (676)           
 DOC 7885                      2   3  0  19         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 REMEMBER 7917                 3   5  0  18         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 WILD THING 7980               3   1  0  18         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 ORTHOS 7823                   4   5  0  17         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 MEAT PIE 7888                 2   3  0  17         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 SHIZNAX 7910                  4   4  0  16         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 HOLA 7969                     2   3  1  16         JAY-Z (563)               
 KNUCKER 7921                  2   6  0  16         KISS MY AXE (621)         
 TYRONE ASAURS REX 8011        1   0  1  15         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 PHILOS 7777                   3   4  0  13         RIPPERS (32)              
 HAND OF DARKNESS 7556         3   4  0  13         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 NEKHEN 7938                   1   6  0  13         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 KRIS KRINGLE 7928             1   2  0  13         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 APPA 7944                     1   4  0  13         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 VERSOG 8004                   1   0  0  12         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 LUCIUS ULTOR 7993             1   1  0  12         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 GIGGLING NANNY 7990           1   2  0  11         BAD CUKES (676)           
 ANDRIUM 8010                  0   1  0  11         STEEL BLADES (628)        
 WITCH'S BUR 8014              1   0  0  10         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 ONE SWEET MOMENT 8015         1   0  0  10         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 STRANGER'S GRIP 7862          0   6  0  10         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 HOVITO 7970                   2   3  0   9         JAY-Z (563)               
 THE BROKEN FAERIE 7985        1   2  0   9         KON (677)                 
 THE LUMBERJACK 7986           0   3  0   9         KON (677)                 
 OVEN DOOR 7953                1   5  0   8         JAY-Z (563)               
 DEKTRA 7974                   1   4  0   7         RIPPERS (32)              
 TENFEN SMOKE 8001             1   1  0   7         TENACIOUS (680)           
 OGADI 7984                    1   2  0   5         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 TENTHOR 8003                  0   2  0   5         TENACIOUS (680)           
 TOOTHPICK 8016                1   0  0   4         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 MOCHI 7965                    0   4  0   4         UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    
 THE GREAT CATSBY 7967         0   4  0   4         UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    
 XANDER 8005                   0   2  0   2         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 PYEWACKET 8017                0   1  0   1         UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    
 AGNAR SLAWN 8012              0   1  0   1         RIPPERS (32)              

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      KOCHAUSKI 7941        1050 NONE
AMELIA DYER 7898        2  4 0 BAD CUKES 676        DIAPER ME DOLL 7679   1047 REVENGED
GIGGLING NANNY 7979     0  1 0 BAD CUKES 676        HOLA 7969             1047 REVENGED
HARLEY QUINN 7989       1  2 0 BAD CUKES 676        STONE GOLEM           1050 NONE
SOUL OF STONE 7861      1  4 0 BRAIN SALAD SURG 669 BOAR-IS KARLOFF 7769  1049  
KISMET 7447             2  4 1 CRUEL INTENTIONS 638 BIG GREEN EGG 7839    1047  
WURM KIN                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           CAMPY 7709            1050 NONE
BEKHESH 7600           10  6 0 FARSCAPE 425         KAIZAR 5459           1046 REVENGED
SHALLOW SAL 7681        3  3 2 MISFIT TOYS 2425 664 BIG GREEN EGG 7839    1048  
HERETIC 8009            0  1 0 ORDO HERETICUS 641   ARENAMASTER FILI      1050 NONE
INQ ABRAM FEX 7401      2  9 2 ORDO HERETICUS 641   SPYMASTER             1050 NONE
INQ KARAMAZOV 7782      4  4 0 ORDO HERETICUS 641   SPYMASTER             1050 NONE
WAXX 7912               1  3 0 PHILANTHROGENTS  681 TALA 7391             1046 NOT REVENGED
TRELL JR 7810           2  3 0 RIPPERS 32           TENDRA WHITEHOT 7935  1049  
COPPER POT 8013         0  1 0 STEEL BLADES 628     BANDIT PRINCE         1050 NONE
INGOT 7977              1  3 0 STEEL BLADES 628     PURE LEAF 7973        1049 JUST REVENGED
FORTUNATA 7370          7  2 2 THE HOLY LEGION 52   DYNOMYTE 7684         1048  
SAPPHIRE 7822           5  5 0 THE RAZOR'S EDGE 246 FORTUNATA 7370        1047 REVENGED
JOKER 7966              0  3 0 UGOTAB KITTEN ME 683 TIGER CLAW JR. 7859   1049  
ZELDA 7968              1  3 0 UGOTAB KITTEN ME 683 TYRONE ASAURS RE 8011 1050  
OYSTERS ROCKEFEL 7837   1  2 0 YUPPIE COOKOUT 675   SHALLOW SAL 7681      1047 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Okay, okay, now I don't feel quite so out of it. A 5-0-1 turn can do that for you. My 
warrior that started the contest at 10-5 has gotten hammered each of the first three 
turns, so I decided to try for an upgrade via the Dark Arena. He killed Shewish 
Banquet..uh, I mean, Shewish Giant. Wonder what his future has in store for him now? 
(Turns out killing in the Dark Arena is just like fighting any other NPC; just one 
skill learned.) -- Neon Necromancer

Grinch -- Thanks for the challenge! -- Georgia Peach (aka Ty Cobb)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CAMPY butchered WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
INQ KARAMAZOV was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
INQ ABRAM FEX was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
HARLEY QUINN was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
COPPER POT was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
HERETIC was butchered by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
RAMPAGE was overpowered by BIG GREEN EGG in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
CARBON FIBRE viciously subdued PURE LEAF in a 1 minute Bloodfeud competition.
BEAR CLAW vanquished NUDD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE GRINCH defeated OVEN DOOR in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
SNOWMAN overpowered SALMON LEAP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KAMODA JOE handily defeated SELENA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SNOW ANGEL was demolished by MEGAN FOXX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MA BARKER demolished IRON AND STEEL in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
VALERIA VINDEX handily defeated BIG ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
UNKNOWN vanquished IVAN TWOHAMMERS in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge bout.
HOLLOW MAN was overcome by ATASHA in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
BALL PIT devastated REKA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SILVER FOX defeated CASSIUS VARUS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
SPLIT LIP beat SNOWFLAKE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
ANIMAL CRACKER overpowered CLIMOPE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BODY BAGUETTE bested IGNUS FERRUM in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
GEORGIA PEACH overpowered HOLA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PULPER demolished OSHNARD OKNARD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
IREN vanquished RECTEQ in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge fray.
BOLD SAVIOR demolished JUMA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DOC was unbelievably bested by SHMAX in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
JOBY lost to ELEPHANTZ GERALD in a 4 minute gory Challenge fight.
HAND OF DARKNESS was demolished by ANGUS SCRIMM in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
MR. PINK overpowered KRIS KRINGLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
WILD THING overcame APPA in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ORTHOS was overpowered by GERMENSINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TIGER CLAW JR. overcame REMEMBER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
LUCIUS ULTOR demolished THE LUMBERJACK in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
THE JUGGERNAUT overpowered OGADI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
THE BROKEN FAERIE subdued MOCHI in a 3 minute beginner's Challenge contest.
PIT BOSS defeated CAT in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran upset Challenge struggle.
TENTHAL MAN handily defeated STRANGER'S GRIP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BELLYSHAKER demolished INQ GREYFAX in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DYNOMYTE was vanquished by SWAN ARTIST in a 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
SIX SUMMERS was viciously subdued by CHRIMSON in a exciting 2 minute master's bout.
BREUSE SANS PITE won victory over IRONWING in a 2 minute gory match.
CAP BACK savagely defeated FAITH BENDER in a action packed 2 minute bloody duel.
MOLDAVIUS demolished JOHN COUGAR in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
JAXCYRA handily defeated INQ TUE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BOAR-IS KARLOFF was savagely defeated by TESYDA in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
ABC'S OF XYZ'S was overcome by TRAEGER in a exciting 1 minute match.
AAMON overpowered PHIL IN A BOX in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JAVERT vanquished HALLOWED PRIEST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BUTTERED TROLL viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute bout.
ANVIL demolished DANCING W/THE SLOTH in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
FIZZLEGIG was demolished by TENDRA WHITEHOT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TENMAR THE GRIM was devastated by NOSLER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FARAWAY LAUGHTER bested AVAGDDU in a exciting 1 minute battle.
TALA devastated DYOS in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
CHANCE demolished DIRTY SOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
GREAT SORROW overpowered KNUCKER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SHIZNAX was devastated by CPT HOLLISTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NEKHEN was bested by NIGHT SHADE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
RIMMER overpowered XANDER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KOCHAUSKI slaughtered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KRYTEN demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MEAT PIE was bested by DIAPER ME DOLL in a 1 minute fight.
GIGGLING NANNY was overpowered by WIZARD OF OZ in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PHILOS lost to RUNT in a 1 minute duel.
ABADDON outlasted TENTHOR in a popular 9 minute fight.
DEKTRA was overpowered by SAVAGE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HOVITO was beaten by VERSOG in a 2 minute novice's battle.
ZELDA was slaughtered by TYRONE ASAURS REX in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE GREAT CATSBY was outwaited by TOOTHPICK in a unpopular 13 minute beginner's match.
TENFEN SMOKE beat ANDRIUM in a 2 minute match.
AGNAR SLAWN was demolished by WITCH'S BUR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ONE SWEET MOMENT overpowered PYEWACKET in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         STRIKING ATTACK  108 -  87 -  5      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  27 -  2      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 22         LUNGING ATTACK   100 -  91 -  8      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  19         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      16         AIMED BLOW        66 -  77 -  3      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         BASHING ATTACK    56 -  69 -  8      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         SLASHING ATTACK   79 - 108 -  4      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         TOTAL PARRY       37 -  55 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  30 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  13 -  0      13  |

Turn 1050 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  7     BASHING ATTACK     9 - 10         5  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 10     AIMED BLOW         7 -  9         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   11 - 11     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        4 -  8         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      2 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SWAN ARTIST 7676           13   2  0  138 COVEY II (662)
AIMED BLOW       CAP BACK 7299              14   6  3   97 JAY-Z (563)
TOTAL PARRY      SIX SUMMERS 6884           22  19  0   95 JAY-Z (563)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    INQ GREYFAX 7398           13   3  0   93 ORDO HERETICUS (641)
BASHING ATTACK   MOLDAVIUS 5672             13   8  1   91 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
SLASHING ATTACK  SALMON LEAP 7166           17   6  0   88 KISS MY AXE (621)
WALL OF STEEL    MA BARKER 7852              8   2  2   84 BAD CUKES (676)
LUNGING ATTACK   BIG GREEN EGG 7839          7   1  2   83 YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)
PARRY-STRIKE     IRON AND STEEL 7352         9   5  0   63 STEEL BLADES (628)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SELENA 7020.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
TENTHOR 8003.  The ten other most popular fighters were NEKHEN 7938, CHRIMSON 7178, 
CAP BACK 7299, OVEN DOOR 7953, CAMPY 7709, CARBON FIBRE 7199, MEGAN FOXX 7277, SILVER 
FOX 7808, JOBY 881, and BODY BAGUETTE 7804.

The least popular fighter this week was TOOTHPICK 8016.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE GREAT CATSBY 7967, ABADDON 7791, MOCHI 7965, PYEWACKET 8017, AGNAR 
SLAWN 8012, ZELDA 7968, DEKTRA 7974, GIGGLING NANNY 7990, MEAT PIE 7888, and XANDER 
8005.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BELLYSHAKER (10-7204) KISS MY AXE (621)
SNOW ANGEL (10-7210) BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)

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                          STYLEMASTERS for FACE-TO-FACE 74

The prize for the managers of each of these stylemasters (except the tournament 
champions) is a single bonus skill potion.  Primus bonus potions must be used on a 
Primus warrior of the same style; ADM bonus potions must be used on an ADM warrior of 
the same style; basic DM potions may be used on any living warrior on the same team. 
Stylemaster potions may be traded 1:1 but may not be sold. Unused stylemaster prizes 
expire after six months. Congrats to the winners!

DM 200 STYLEMASTERS 
PARRY-STRIKE     CARTMAN 7-4034              2 3 0  WASTELAND II         
STRIKING ATTACK  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-331  2 3 0  SUPERIOR FATHER      
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681         3 3 0  DANGEROUS PUPPETS    
LUNGING ATTACK   TARAD 18-181                3 3 0  THUNDR + LITENING    
TOTAL PARRY      BOSOMY GOLDMINE 1-8537      3 3 0  SUPER STARS R US      
BASHING ATTACK   NO QUAM HERE 12-3729        3 3 0  EASTERN HORDE        
WALL OF STEEL    EARL OF LEMONGRAB 40-4564   4 3 0  ADVENTURE TIME 2     
SLASHING ATTACK  SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760      5 3 0  ARMED & GREGARIOUS   
PARRY-LUNGE      MIPHON 10-2706              6 3 0  LIQUID CARNAGE       
AIMED BLOW       JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355      16 2 0  DOH!                 
                   
DM 201 STYLEMASTERS 
STRIKING ATTACK  BLOOD-RAT 2-3               1 4 0  RAT PAK               
SLASHING ATTACK  SLITHERING IDIOT 98-6021    3 3 0  SERPENTS HOLD 6     
BASHING ATTACK   5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624   3 3 0  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 
PARRY-STRIKE     LOCKLEAR 56-4721            5 3 0  MEN OF STEEL         
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS 84-27697  5 3 0  011312F              
TOTAL PARRY      ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617        5 3 0  NO MORE TEARS        
LUNGING ATTACK   WORTH THE EFFORT 4-7308     8 3 0  TMM'S JUNK 8         
PARRY-LUNGE      PIZZA PASTA 18-3397         8 3 0  WASTELAND            
WALL OF STEEL    ORANGE CRANBERRY 97-4962   10 3 0  MUFFINS TO DIE FOR   
AIMED BLOW       MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN 38-49 16 1 0  WHAT?                
                   
DM 202 STYLEMASTERS 
WALL OF STEEL    CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   2 3 0  BARREN EARTH          
PARRY-STRIKE     AWAY DEFEATER 85-12067      3 3 0  JAN 16O              
PARRY-LUNGE      PEL ATWILL 36-1017          4 3 0  IRON DAMSELS         
BASHING ATTACK   COUNT IN THE CELLAR 18-840  4 3 0  NEXT GENERATION      
TOTAL PARRY      IMA PASS 26-5109            6 3 0  FIST                 
STRIKING ATTACK  HAVOK TWELVE 82-48504       6 3 0  040707H              
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBLE TRUE 41-4585         6 3 0  LAZY SUNDAY          
LUNGING ATTACK   CHARLES MURRAY, JR 33-8090  9 3 1  MOH                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ICE WIND 47-7758           10 3 0  BASH BROS PARK       
AIMED BLOW       QUINSY CONCH 85-568        14 1 0  GREAT TEAM 9         
                   
DM 203 STYLEMASTERS 
PARRY-STRIKE     HOGSHEAD 74-4372            5 2 0  COUNTRY PIE          
STRIKING ATTACK  INFERNAL SNIT 84-44010      5 3 0  APRIL MAIL-IN 14A   
SLASHING ATTACK  TANTRIC 82-12134            7 3 0  THE BROTHERHOOD 2    
BASHING ATTACK   BIG BIKER 62-4975           7 3 0  STRIKER FORCE        
AIMED BLOW       MENACING FURY 75-3859       7 3 0  CRITICALS            
WALL OF STEEL    MUDDY HERETIC 84-51491      7 3 0  THIRSTY THUGS 1460  
PARRY-LUNGE      COREA 12-7086               9 3 0  BLUE NOTE            
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RUTH 18-10121              10 3 1  SHEPHERDS            
LUNGING ATTACK   ARCHFIRE 42-5193           14 3 0  STEELE RISING        
TOTAL PARRY      MAEVE 9-6048               16 1 0  WESTWORLD            
                   
DM 204 STYLEMASTERS 
PARRY-LUNGE      PIGSTY PARSEC 86-2062       5 3 0  PALE SHELTER 32     
LUNGING ATTACK   BBQ 65-7782                 6 3 0  THAT SMELL           
WALL OF STEEL    BLACKWELL 6-7510            7 3 0  BLACK AND BLUES      
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUIVER 36-8275              7 3 0  RIDDLE OF STEELE     
SLASHING ATTACK  CHARY 85-4551               8 3 0  GLASS CANNON        
AIMED BLOW       BLAZEMIND 35-4943           9 3 0  SHINING PATH         
PARRY-STRIKE     SNAKEBITE ANDI 98-6885     11 3 0  THE TRU KNOT        
BASHING ATTACK   CHI TRIBUNE 19-5711        11 3 0  MADE YOU LOOK        
TOTAL PARRY      HUGE HEIGHTS 1-9308        14 3 0  RUN DMC               
STRIKING ATTACK  INTEGER YELP 84-14491      17 0 0  060310AB            
                   
DM 205 STYLEMASTERS 
BASHING ATTACK   BUTCH 82-27889              2 3 0  OVERHYPED            
PARRY-STRIKE     UNTAMED SAVAGERY 75-4051    3 3 0  CRITICALS            
PARRY-LUNGE      OATHRIP 85-52081            5 3 0  STEELE RISING 77    
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOME SWEET HOME 84-23668    8 3 0  ROOKIE CRUE 3       
TOTAL PARRY      MAHATMA RUBBISH 85-8109     9 3 0  THIRSTY THUGS 161Z  
WALL OF STEEL    BONNIE MCMURRAY 86-9826     9 3 0  LETTERKENNY 24      
STRIKING ATTACK  GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND 84-25 10 3 0  102811E             
SLASHING ATTACK  ROBERT PAULSON 1185 86-113 11 3 0  PROJECT MAYHEM 494  
AIMED BLOW       NIGHTSHADE 86-22624        15 3 0  HOWLIN SERPENTS     
LUNGING ATTACK   EDGAR FROG 86-13045        16 2 0  LOST BOYS II        
                   
DM 206 STYLEMASTERS 
BASHING ATTACK   THORN 71-7857               3 3 0  TEA TIME             
PARRY-STRIKE     RASBERRY BERET 75-4157      3 3 0  PAISLEY PARK         
PARRY-LUNGE      TASTES GREAT 86-42653       4 3 0  BEER MASCOTS        
WALL OF STEEL    GNIGHT WHVEN 65-2018        4 3 0  SHADOW LIONS         
TOTAL PARRY      VORTEX 85-53975             5 3 0  THE PURGE 216        
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SQUIRTSY 84-57152           6 3 0  SQUID POWER          
SLASHING ATTACK  CODE BLUE 86-68             6 3 1  THE PURGE 237        
STRIKING ATTACK  PHAIDOR 85-7476             9 3 1  OF WOLF AND MAN2     
AIMED BLOW       UBER ALLES 86-1015         11 3 0  HOWLIN OK            
LUNGING ATTACK   STALKER 86-46406           15 1 0  VORPAL STEELE 36    
                   
DM 207 STYLEMASTERS 
PARRY-LUNGE      BELLA 86-26138              4 3 0  TOP FIVE DONNAS     
PARRY-STRIKE     SILVER SOMETHING 5-5632     5 3 0  PHILANTHROPISTS!     
AIMED BLOW       THUNDER HAMMER 18-11640     6 3 0  STORM SHADOWS        
BASHING ATTACK   NO LIGHT TINGLE 86-46024    7 3 0  EAT NOT SMOKE       
WALL OF STEEL    SENTRY 47-10725             7 3 1  METALBORN            
TOTAL PARRY      WARCRY 86-51218             8 3 0  VORPAL STEELE 63    
SLASHING ATTACK  WARM HEARTED 86-44483      10 3 0  BIG LAKE HONOR      
STRIKING ATTACK  CRACIOUS 86-14341          11 3 0  WRATHMEN 21-40      
LUNGING ATTACK   F'NOR 86-37880             15 3 0  WARRIORS OF PERN    
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MANNE'S LOVE CHILD 78-3695 17 1 0  BECAUSE HA           
                   
DM 208 STYLEMASTERS 
PARRY-LUNGE      BORT 87-6953                4 3 0  OF WOLF & SELKIE    
PARRY-STRIKE     DELPHI 86-37461             5 3 0  SACRED SITES        
BASHING ATTACK   ALLURING 18-11706           7 3 0  OF WOLF AND MAN 9    
TOTAL PARRY      GREW SOME YUPPIE 60-9880    7 3 1  PAPER TIGERS 25.4    
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BLOODBRAND 87-8508         10 3 0  ECHO OF STEELE 53   
SLASHING ATTACK  PENTATONIC MAJOR 78-3717   11 3 0  TOP FIVE SCALES     
WALL OF STEEL    INDIGO EYES 26-5836        12 3 1  JAN 16R              
STRIKING ATTACK  SSG 2 86-36166             13 3 1  MEDAL OF HONOR J23N 
LUNGING ATTACK   RE-AGITATOR 56-5187        14 3 0  MEN OF STEEL         
AIMED BLOW       SEKOTII 12-8168            16 1 0  SAVAGE KINGDOM 2     
                   
DM 209 STYLEMASTERS 
BASHING ATTACK   POX 29-6950                 4 3 0  AVOID ME!            
LUNGING ATTACK   SINGLE BARREL 26-5839       7 3 2  BULLET '25           
PARRY-RIPOSTE    COSTANZA 87-6238            8 3 0  SHRIN KAGE RYU      
WALL OF STEEL    AAMON 10-7794               9 3 0  DUREX 2121           
PARRY-STRIKE     STEVE 36-8853               9 3 0  MINECRAFT            
TOTAL PARRY      ALTAIS 45-5917             10 3 0  DRACO                
AIMED BLOW       XXXXXXXXX 88-1826          11 3 0  SUPE FORCES 7Y11    
PARRY-LUNGE      ABE B. DONN 32-7999        13 3 0  DEVIL ADVOCATES      
STRIKING ATTACK  ANIMAL CRACKER 10-7801     15 3 0  SHEWISH BAKERY       
SLASHING ATTACK  BOROMIR 82-58807           16 2 0  YEOMAN JOHNSON      
                   
DM 210 STYLEMASTERS 
PARRY-LUNGE      ROURKE MALLON 87-14233      6 3 0  PEAKY BLINDERS 43   
PARRY-STRIKE     DELILAH GREEN 87-13278      8 3 0  DOESN'T CARE 2      
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNUGGLY BEAR 87-13245       8 3 0  HUGS NOT THUGS      
BASHING ATTACK   URBAN CRAFT 88-2257         9 3 1  TEMPE 2026          
WALL OF STEEL    MARRIAGE 43-5684           11 3 0  EH TAYLOR '26        
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUGIE 88-2771             11 3 0  OF WOLF & MAN2      
LUNGING ATTACK   VERDICT 15-6274            11 3 1  TRIAL BY JURY        
TOTAL PARRY      HOTEL BLUE 86-41327        12 3 0  MB PLACES 16        
AIMED BLOW       DEE STRUCTION 87-13745     15 3 0  THE DEVIL'S DEES    
STRIKING ATTACK  JIMMY RUSSELL 87-13819     16 2 0  BOURBON HUNTERS