DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/29/2016    Duedate: 12/12/2016

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-806

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YODA
EMPIRE (289)
(10-6690) [12-1-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YODA                           GRUESOME GERTIE
EMPIRE (289)                   E IS FOR ELECTRIC (601)
(10-6690) [12-1-0,124]         (10-6710) [1-0-0,25]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GOD MC                         MAN OF STEEL
JAY-Z (563)                    ABOMINATION (393)
(10-6403) [14-21-2,87]         (10-6636) [11-14-2,49]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VIKINGS (34)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. E IS FOR ELECTRIC (601)     54
2. THE MENTORS (242)           33      VIKINGS (34)
3. ABOMINATION (393)           17      Unchartered Team
4. WOS BCJ (603)               11
5. VIKINGS (34)                 6      WOS BCJ (603)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*WOS BCJ (603)              1   0  0  100   1/ 1 VIKINGS (34)             10  5 0
 2/ 0*E IS FOR ELECTRIC (601)    3   1  0 75.0   2/ 2 JAY-Z (563)               6  7 0
 3/ 1 VIKINGS (34)             430 324 19 57.0   3/ 4 THE MENTORS (242)         5  9 0
 4/ 3 EMPIRE (289)             275 236 19 53.8   4/ 3 EMPIRE (289)              4  2 0
 5/ 4 THE MENTORS (242)        328 332 28 49.7   5/ 5 ABOMINATION (393)         4 11 2
 6/ 5 ABOMINATION (393)        486 516 40 48.5   6/ 0*E IS FOR ELECTRIC (601)   3  1 0
 7/ 6 JAY-Z (563)              205 222 15 48.0   7/ 0*WOS BCJ (603)             1  0 0
 8- 7 NORSE GIANTS (596)        15  27  1 35.7   8- 7 NORSE GIANTS (596)        1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
KOLACT.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Call 
it luck at the right time or bribes in the right hands, but the new team E IS FOR 
ELECTRIC scored a 3-1-0 record this week.  Hey everybody, watch out for GRUESOME 
GERTIE, who flew up 25 points in the rankings after mashing HEOROT WARDEN like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Well, everybody's pal YODA moved his record to 
12-1-0 by defeating HAKON in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 10 recognition 
points.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay. 
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid VIKINGS, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does KOLACT really have that many liars? 
And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause EMPIRE beats feet 
every time VIKINGS smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  And who is this VOLUNDR THE RED 
you ask, with 71 points and a 11-6-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  In a 
touching display by a 'touched' warrior, GOD MC went after VOLUNDR THE RED, who was 
higher by 19 points.  Well, when the dust settled, GOD MC defeated VOLUNDR THE RED.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Here's some advice:  warriors with little 
wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud 
choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YODA 6690                    12   1  0   124       EMPIRE (289)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AS11 6445                    15  12  1    88       EMPIRE (289)
 GOD MC 6403                  14  21  2    87       JAY-Z (563)
 HJALMAR FOLKVAR 6493         13  10  0    82       VIKINGS (34)
 4TH EDITION D&D 6531         19  19  1    77       ABOMINATION (393)
 SIGMUNDR 6525                11   8  0    77       VIKINGS (34)
 HAKON 6548                   10   6  0    76       VIKINGS (34)
 VOLUNDR THE RED 6537         11   6  0    71       VIKINGS (34)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JORMAUNGARDR 6544            13  15  1    59       NORSE GIANTS (596)
 FLO 6646                     11   9  0    59       THE MENTORS (242)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAN OF STEEL 6636            11  14  2    49       ABOMINATION (393)
 LARKIN 6702                   5   5  0    45       THE MENTORS (242)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STAFFER 6725                  6   6  0    33       THE MENTORS (242)
-FORCE GIANT 6628              2   2  0    33       NORSE GIANTS (596)
 FEELIN IT 6773                4   3  0    31       JAY-Z (563)
 GRUESOME GERTIE 6710          1   0  0    25       E IS FOR ELECTRIC (601)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIL SOLDIER 6719              3   3  1    23       JAY-Z (563)
 BRAINLESS 6770                3   6  0    15       JAY-Z (563)
 YELLOW MAMA 6711              1   0  0    15       E IS FOR ELECTRIC (601)
 OLD SPARKY 6712               1   0  0    13       E IS FOR ELECTRIC (601)
 SAYKACH 6788                  1   0  0    11       WOS BCJ (603)
-NARCO 6780                    1   3  1     7       THE MENTORS (242)
 JAM OF THE WEEK 6777          1   4  0     7       JAY-Z (563)
 MORGAINE 6794                 1   0  0     5       ABOMINATION (393)
 HEOROT WARDEN 6786            1   1  0     4       VIKINGS (34)
 AEOFEL ELROMANI 6785          0   2  0     2       ABOMINATION (393)
 OLD SMOKEY 6709               0   1  0     1       E IS FOR ELECTRIC (601)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA59 6793               0  1 0 ABOMINATION 393      SHEWISH GIANT         806  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HAND GRENADE 6731       3  2 0 THE MENTORS 242      ME THREE 5819         802  REVENGED
NE 6795                 0  1 0 THE MENTORS 242      BANDIT PRINCE         806  NONE
BRYN OLAFSDOTTIR 6634   2  2 0 VIKINGS 34           DA58 6783             804  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

God MC -- Sometimes the style match-up just seems to work.  Give some respect to the 
little guy. -- Hjalmar

Larkin -- Perhaps you should talk to your Mentor.  I'd think Dr. F would know better 
than making that challenge.  Not that I'm complaining.  Wins are wins. -- Sigmundr

4th edition -- Was it really that bad?  The boss never played that version.  And now 
its hard to find, nobody cares 4th edition books anymore.  I know it is in the nature 
of your team name and all, but sometimes I'd think it might not be a good way to name 
a guy.  I mean, who wants to be called, "terrible and unwanted?" -- Volundr the Red

AEOFEL ELROMANI -- Tried to look up the name and figure out what sort of abomination 
you are and couldn't even find it.  Is there such  thing as being bad at being 
abominable?  Would that make you good?  Either way you may not enter Heorot. -- the 
Warden

Heorot Warden -- Um...OUCH! -- Aeofel Elromani

Volundr the Red -- Now that was one HELL of a battle! -- 4th Edition D&D

Flo -- Not quite the ending I had in  mind. -- Man of Steel

Shewish Giant -- YES!  Another DA monster sent to grass!! -- Hoarders

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA59 was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
GOD MC viciously subdued VOLUNDR THE RED in a popular 2 minute Challenge match.
LARKIN devastated LIL SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
YODA overpowered HAKON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome mismatched Title match.
AS11 was narrowly defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's struggle.
HJALMAR FOLKVAR bested 4TH EDITION D&D in a 4 minute veteran's competition.
SIGMUNDR handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FLO slimly won victory over MAN OF STEEL in a popular 4 minute gruesome duel.
BRAINLESS was vanquished by STAFFER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
FEELIN IT handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HEOROT WARDEN was demolished by GRUESOME GERTIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
AEOFEL ELROMANI was devastated by SAYKACH in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JAM OF THE WEEK was devastated by YELLOW MAMA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OLD SMOKEY was overcome by MORGAINE in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
OLD SPARKY overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        31 -  16 -  0      66  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  35 -  3      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  18 -  2      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  13 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  10 -  1      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 806 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       YODA 6690                  12   1  0  124 EMPIRE (289)
LUNGING ATTACK   AS11 6445                  15  12  1   88 EMPIRE (289)
TOTAL PARRY      HJALMAR FOLKVAR 6493       13  10  0   82 VIKINGS (34)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HAKON 6548                 10   6  0   76 VIKINGS (34)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GOD MC 6403.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MAN OF STEEL 6636.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOD MC 6403, YODA 6690, 
HJALMAR FOLKVAR 6493, GRUESOME GERTIE 6710, VOLUNDR THE RED 6537, AS11 6445, 4TH 
EDITION D&D 6531, FLO 6646, STAFFER 6725, and OLD SMOKEY 6709.

The least popular fighter this week was JAM OF THE WEEK 6777.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HEOROT WARDEN 6786, LIL SOLDIER 6719, SAYKACH 6788, AEOFEL 
ELROMANI 6785, FEELIN IT 6773, BRAINLESS 6770, LARKIN 6702, NE 6795, OLD SPARKY 6712, 
and MORGAINE 6794.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DARK GUARDIAN 2212 (179-112-2)         5  3  0         THE BEARS            
MIPHON 2706 (317-183-4)                5  3  0         LIQUID CARNAGE       
TOM COLLINS 4083 (128-122-5)           2  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS        
MILLER KNIGHT 3610 (196-160-5)         1  4  0         THIRSTY THUGS        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHUPACABRA 3827 (47-45-1)              3  3  0         TERRAPIN STATION     
KLAA 2531 (57-85-2)                    1  3  0         DRAGON LORDS         

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ADDAI 5951 (80-74-1)                   5  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD!       
EBONY 3116 (58-48-0)                   4  3  0         DRAGON LORDS         
BALROG 3115 (23-6-0)                   2  3  0         THE BEARS            
CAPT DELASAR 2978 (67-49-2)            2  3  0         EMPIRE               
HILLARY 6261 (44-40-0)                 2  3  0         THE MENTORS          
PHOENIX 2616 (60-63-1)                 1  3  0         DRAGON LORDS         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DARWIN 6236 (47-38-0)                  1  3  0         THE MENTORS          

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
YODA 6690 (9-1-0)                      0  2  0         EMPIRE               

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LARKIN 6702 (3-4-0)                    6  3  0         THE MENTORS          

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GRUESOME GERTIE 6710 (0-0-0)          11  3  0         E IS FOR ELECTRIC    
OUT OF STYLE 5995 (0-2-0)              4  3  0         BASH BROS CLOTHES    
LIL SOLDIER 6719 (2-2-1)               0  2  0         JAY-Z                

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EPSILON LEONIS 6707 (0-0-0)            5  3  0         LEO                  

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KILIMANJARO 366 (4-1-0)                2  3  0         VIKINGS              

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JUNIOR 6153 (12-2-0)                   4  3  0         THE CLUB             
SUPREME BEING 436 (3-1-0)              1  3  0         THE HOLY LEGION      
TONY SOPRANO 6002 (13-3-0)             0  2  0         THE CLUB             

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ATONEMENT 6559 (11-3-0)                1  1  0  DEAD   THE MENTORS          
SHERMAN 6350 (3-1-1)                   2  3  0         LEGION OF BOOM       
PSEUDO 2167 (2-1-1)                    0  2  0         DRAGON LORDS         

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TWD GLENN DIED 6631 (1-4-1)            4  3  0         ABOMINATION