DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/27/2026    Duedate: 02/09/2026

KOLACT ARENA

DM 10    TURN 1045

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BIALAR CRAIS
FARSCAPE (425)
(10-7539) [18-14-1,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BIALAR CRAIS                   KAMODA JOE
FARSCAPE (425)                 YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)
(10-7539) [18-14-1,106]        (10-7841) [3-0-0,52]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SELENA                         TENDRA WHITEHOT
THE MOONDOGS (97)              TENACIOUS (680)
(10-7020) [15-42-0,88]         (10-7935) [2-0-0,16]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)          85 
2. RED DWARF (682)               55    PRATFALL (660)
3. BEASTS WITHIN (561)           50    Unchartered Team
4. OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)        44 
5. PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)          34    YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 PRATFALL (660)            16   3  3 84.2   1/ 3 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)     10  5 1
 2/12*YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)       8   3  0 72.7   2/ 7*PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)  10  5 0
 3/ 3*PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   10   5  0 66.7   3/ 1 WAR HAWKS (11)            9  6 0
 4/ 1 KISS MY AXE (621)         76  40  4 65.5   4/ 8 FARSCAPE (425)            9  6 0
 5/ 0*RED DWARF (682)            3   2  0 60.0   5/ 6*MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    8  7 1
 6/ 4 FARSCAPE (425)           148 116 12 56.1   6/ 4 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    7  8 1
 7- 5 NEON DIAMONDS (661)       93  77  3 54.7   7/14*YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      6  1 0
 8/ 2*MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)     8   7  1 53.3   8/ 5 OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    6  3 0
 9/ 0 JAY-Z (563)              345 325 27 51.5   9/10*TOTEMIC IMMORTALS (678)   6  8 1
10/11 ROGUES GALLERY (226)     138 130 11 51.5  10/12*TENACIOUS (680)           6  9 1
11/ 8 CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    35  33  2 51.5  11/ 2 FIREPOWER (663)           5  8 0
12/ 9 RIPPERS (32)              92  87  7 51.4  12/15 COVEY II (662)            4  5 0
13/10 OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    17  17  0 50.0  13/11*ANQABOOT (679)            4  7 0
14/ 7 FIREPOWER (663)           32  33  1 49.2  14/ 9*BAD CUKES (676)           4 11 0
15-13 THE MENTORS (242)        434 448 35 49.2  15/ 0*RED DWARF (682)           3  2 0
16/14 WAR HAWKS (11)           392 411 21 48.8  16/17 ROGUES GALLERY (226)      3  3 0
17/15 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)     359 397 23 47.5  17/24 RIPPERS (32)              3  4 0
18/16 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)   129 145  9 47.1  18/19 KISS MY AXE (621)         3  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 THE MOONDOGS (97)        878 1162 19 43.0  19/25 CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    3  5 0
20/18 COVEY II (662)            26  35  0 42.6  20/21*KON (677)                 3  6 0
21/20 BEASTS WITHIN (561)       40  59  4 40.4  21/23 BEASTS WITHIN (561)       3  6 0
22/19*ANQABOOT (679)             6   9  0 40.0  22-18*SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      2  2 1
23/28*KON (677)                  5   8  0 38.5  23/27*PHOENIX GUARD (672)       2  2 0
24/21 STEEL BLADES (628)        38  65  4 36.9  24/22 STEEL BLADES (628)        2  7 0
25/24*TENACIOUS (680)            6  11  1 35.3  25/ 0 PRATFALL (660)            1  0 0
26-22 BLACK ICE (626)           28  52  4 35.0  26-13*DUREX 2121 (673)          1  1 0
27/27*TOTEMIC IMMORTALS (678)    9  17  2 34.6  27-16 NEON DIAMONDS (661)       1  2 0
28-25*DUREX 2121 (673)           4   8  0 33.3  28/ 0 JAY-Z (563)               1  2 0
29-26*SHEWISH BAKERY (674)       3   6  1 33.3  29-26 BLACK ICE (626)           1  4 1
30/ 0*BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669)  9  19  0 32.1  30/ 0*BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 1  4 0
31/23*BAD CUKES (676)            8  17  2 32.0  31/20 THE MOONDOGS (97)         1  5 0
32/29*PHOENIX GUARD (672)        2  21  0  8.7  32-28 THE MENTORS (242)         0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Masked Mayhem will soon be upon us! Here is a list of the managers and teams that I 
have registered. There is still time to enter the contest, but you need to send a 
missive to Master Darque with the following information:

     Manager Name
     Team Name
     Masked Champion (scores 2x points for contest)

Remember to keep your Masked Gladiator a secret from the other managers. You don't 
want him/her/it targeted!

     Manager -- Team Name                         Manager -- Team Name                 
                                                                                       
     CHAD -- BAD CUKES                            TRIPWIRE -- OF WOLF & AMAZON         
     DAMEON DARKHEART -- THE HOLY LEGION          PAULY -- COVEY II                    
     LA GUILLOTINE -- KISS MY AXE                 GRAND WIZARD OF DUELING -- RIPPERS   
     TALLOW -- KON                                SHOCKING TOAD -- PRAETORIAN GUARD    
     GENTLEBEN -- BEASTS WITHIN                   OTIS -- RED DWARF                    
     NEON NECROMANCER -- NEON DIAMONDS            BLACKHART -- TENACIOUS               
     BOSS RAT -- CRUEL INTENTIONS                 EMU -- BRAIN SALAD SURGERY           
     ARAGORN -- PHILANTHROGENTS 7                 MASTER DARUQE -- ORDO HERETICUS      
     OAB -- SHEWISH BAKERY                        MADWAND -- STEEL BLADES              
     RIFF RAFF -- YUPPIE COOKOUT

Do you have a question, want to declare a masked gladiator, or enter the contest? 
Email Darque at darquesorcery@gmail.com or send him a private message on Chatzy.

                                          Your Host,

                                          Master Darque

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

The challenge came as challenges often do -- unexpectedly, yet not unwelcome. Bialar 
Crais of the Farscape stable stepped into the arena with purpose. I had watched him 
from my throne, seen the way he moved through his fights, the determination carved 
into every strike. When he called me out, there was respect in it. Not the desperate 
hunger of someone grasping for glory, but the measured confidence of a warrior who 
believed himself ready.

He was not ready.

The fight lasted three minutes. I gave him no quarter, no moment to settle into his 
rhythm. Steel sang against steel, and in the end, only one of us walked away with the 
Duelmaster title. Crais fought well - he is no fool, no pretender.

What came after the victory surprised even me.

Representatives of the Gladiatorial Commission approached as I cleaned my blade. Their 
words were formal, weighted with ceremony. For the skill I have demonstrated week 
after week, they bestowed upon me the title of Lord Protector. More than that -- they 
granted me the right to journey to the Isle of the Eye, that legendary place where 
only the finest warriors are called to test themselves against the greatest champions 
from every arena across Alastari.

I accepted, though the words felt strange on my tongue. Lord Protector. I am no lord. 
I am a warrior who has held a throne through steel and will. But titles are the 
Commission's business, not mine. What matters is what comes next. 

The Isle awaits, and I will answer its call. But my time in Kolact is not yet 
finished. There is one last fight to be won here. Another fight to teach me something 
-- about myself, about the art of combat, about what it means to hold a position when 
everyone around you wants to take it from you.

To Bialar Crais: you fought with honor. Return to the sands, sharpen your edge, and 
perhaps we will meet again.

To those who would follow in his footsteps: understand what you face before you issue 
your challenge. The throne is not claimed through ambition alone.

The arena continues to turn. The crowd continues to roar. And I continue to stand, 
blade in hand, until someone proves themselves worthy.

Lord Protector of Alastari. The title is new, but the duty remains unchanged.

                                   -- Harlune, Duelmaster of Kolact and Lord Protector

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of KOLACT!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Bein' on top is great while it 
lasts, WAR HAWKS.  But how many friends do you have now?  Up 'n down.  Up 'n down.  
Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  Well, YUPPIE COOKOUT's 
7th moved them up to 5-0-0 place.  Some people say I ramble too much, I don't say 
anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well PHILANTHROGENTS 7 moved up 5, 
to 2nd.  Well, RED DWARF, 3-2-0 isn't a complete rout.  But the Duelmaster has 
nothing to fear from you guys!  What's with JOHN COUGAR?  He actually beat RIPPERS' 
JOBY, and walked away with 23 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at ROGUES 
GALLERY.  MORIARTY lost 16 points to CLIMOPE.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe 
MORIARTY will provide more easy wins...  JOTHEE was reminded on the sands why HARLUNE 
is Duelmaster.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear 
some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, SHEWISH BAKERY!  The bums at BAD CUKES couldn't face the challenges from 
SHEWISH BAKERY!  No excuse for that!  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, SELENA!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you. 
Maybe FARSCAPE's BIALAR CRAIS is one of those guys who likes pain, or something.  
That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 30 to DYNOMYTE.  Sometimes what 
you expect to do (like in the fights) doesn't expect to turn out like you thought.  
BIALAR CRAIS won victory over DYNOMYTE.  It don't make sense.  Fighting is a better 
craft than farming, SPONGE, but you have to pay your dues.  Being challenged by 
CASSIUS VARUS, 22 points above you, is dues.  CASSIUS VARUS overcame SPONGE.  I bet 
CASSIUS VARUS could beat two-year-olds, too.  Well, THE RAZOR'S EDGE knows who to set 
their sights on.  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that 
TENDRA WHITEHOT gets in.  She fights people like HAND OF DARKNESS, 9 points below.  I 
thought TENDRA WHITEHOT showed great skill and promise when she subdued HAND OF 
DARKNESS.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  ELEPHANT FORGOT was plum wore out after MA BARKER pounded 'im 
silly in a Bloodfeud.  TOTEMIC IMMORTALS'll have to get a little better before going 
after MA BARKER again!  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIALAR CRAIS 7539            18  14  1 106         FARSCAPE (425)            

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KAIZAR 5459                  19   9  2  96         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 BEKHESH 7600                 10   5  0  93         FARSCAPE (425)            
 DYNOMYTE 7684                16  10  1  92         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SELENA 7020                  15  42  0  88         THE MOONDOGS (97)         
 VALERIA VINDEX 7748          11   2  0  85         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 RAMPAGE 7392                 10   7  0  82         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 MOLDAVIUS 5672               11   8  1  81         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 JOTHEE 5429                  15  25  3  77         FARSCAPE (425)            
-TRIAL 7012                   13   7  0  77         THE MENTORS (242)         
 SWAN ARTIST 7676              8   2  0  72         COVEY II (662)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEGAN FOXX 7277               7   1  0  66         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
-JETT STREAMER 7228            7   6  1  63         BLACK ICE (626)           
 BIG ROCK 7076                 6  45  0  63         THE MOONDOGS (97)         
 CLIMOPE 7737                  5   4  0  60         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
-CAMPY 7709                   10   5  0  57         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NUDD 7118                    13  10  0  52         KISS MY AXE (621)         
 KAMODA JOE 7841               3   0  0  52         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
-EL DIABLO 7147                9   7  0  51         THE MENTORS (242)         
 MA BARKER 7852                4   1  2  51         BAD CUKES (676)           
 PHOENIX RISING 7870           4   2  1  49         TOTEMIC IMMORTALS (678)   
 MORIARTY 7714                 7   4  0  47         ROGUES GALLERY (226)      
 UNKNOWN 7739                  6   3  0  47         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 CARBON FIBRE 7199             7  14  1  46         STEEL BLADES (628)        
 PAINKILLER 7669               9   5  1  44         FIREPOWER (663)           
 IRONWING 7516                 5   1  0  42         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 CASSIUS VARUS 7721            8   8  0  41         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 IRON AND STEEL 7352           6   3  0  38         STEEL BLADES (628)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAPPHIRE 7822                 4   4  0  33         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 JAVERT 7767                   4   0  0  33         ROGUES GALLERY (226)      
 JOHN COUGAR 7718              1   4  0  33         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 FIZZLEGIG 7909                3   0  0  30         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 IGNUS FERRUM 7735             7   7  0  29         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 DYOS 7824                     4   2  0  29         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 SPLIT LIP 7797                5   0  0  28         COVEY II (662)            
 FARAWAY LAUGHTER 7745         4   3  0  27         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 ELEPHANT FORGOT 7872          3   2  1  27         TOTEMIC IMMORTALS (678)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REVOLUTION 7668               6   8  0  26         FIREPOWER (663)           
 JOBY 881                      5   3  0  26         RIPPERS (32)              
 GAGAMBA 7880                  3   1  0  26         ANQABOOT (679)            
 BIG GREEN EGG 7839            2   1  0  26         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 JAXCYRA 7736                  3   4  0  25         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 SHIZNAX 7910                  3   0  0  24         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORTHOS 7823                   4   2  0  23         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 THE CRUCIBLE 7766             5   7  0  22         FIREPOWER (663)           
 DANCING W/THE SLOTH 7682      3   0  0  22         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 BALL PIT 7831                 2   3  0  22         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 BOAR-IS KARLOFF 7769          2   2  0  21         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 REKA 7860                     2   2  0  20         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 TESYDA 7738                   2   2  0  20         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 REMEMBER 7917                 2   1  0  20         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 VUULF QA 7876                 1   3  0  20         ANQABOOT (679)            
 SCORPIUS 7604                 3  10  0  19         FARSCAPE (425)            
 ZHAAN 7629                    3   2  0  19         FARSCAPE (425)            
 OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER 7837      1   0  0  19         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 TRAEGER 7838                  1   0  0  18         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
-AAMON 7794                    3   0  0  17         DUREX 2121 (673)          
-BEAR CLAW 7803                2   1  1  17         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 AVAGDDU 7930                  2   0  0  17         KISS MY AXE (621)         
 SNAKE IN MY GARDEN 7873       2   3  0  16         TOTEMIC IMMORTALS (678)   
 TENDRA WHITEHOT 7935          2   0  0  16         TENACIOUS (680)           
 SHALLOW SAL 7681              1   2  1  16         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 KRYTEN 7942                   1   0  0  16         RED DWARF (682)           
 HOLLOW MAN 7819               1   1  0  16         COVEY II (662)            
 TENZAR BLOODAXE 7901          2   1  1  14         TENACIOUS (680)           
 BRIAR 7881                    2   2  0  14         KON (677)                 
 SHMAX 7911                    2   1  0  14         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 PHILOS 7777                   2   0  0  13         RIPPERS (32)              
 PHIL IN A BOX 7678            2   1  0  13         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 CAT 7943                      0   1  0  13         RED DWARF (682)           
 SPONGE 7835                   3   3  0  12         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 TALA 7391                     3   2  0  11         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 ABC'S OF XYZ'S 7680           1   2  0  11         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 OSHNARD OKNARD 7913           1   2  0  11         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
-BODY BAGUETTE 7804            1   0  0  11         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 ATASHA 7829                   1   0  0  11         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 WAXX 7912                     1   2  0  11         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 OVEN DOOR 7953                1   0  0  11         JAY-Z (563)               
 RECTEQ 7931                   1   0  0  11         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 KISMET 7447                   2   3  1  10         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 AMELIA DYER 7898              2   2  0  10         BAD CUKES (676)           
 DIAPER ME DOLL 7679           1   2  0  10         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 PULPER 7776                   1   0  0  10         RIPPERS (32)              
 CPT HOLLISTER 7951            1   0  0  10         RED DWARF (682)           
 ELECTRIC EYE 7856             2   3  0   9         FIREPOWER (663)           
 BLEEDER 7845                  1   0  0   9         PRATFALL (660)            
 GERMENSINE 7864               1   0  0   9         KON (677)                 
 BEKHMENOETHETH 7868           1   0  0   9         KON (677)                 
 KOCHAUSKI 7941                1   0  0   9         RED DWARF (682)           
 ANVIL 7925                    1   0  0   9         STEEL BLADES (628)        
 TANGY TARANTULA 7878          2   2  0   8         ANQABOOT (679)            
-SILVER FOX 7808               2   1  0   7         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 TENMAR THE GRIM 7900          2   1  0   7         TENACIOUS (680)           
-JUMA 7813                     1   2  0   7         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 DIRTY SOCKS 7850              0   1  0   7         COVEY II (662)            
 RIMMER 7939                   0   1  0   7         RED DWARF (682)           
-ANIMAL CRACKER 7801           0   1  0   7         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 CROSSFIRE 7828                0   1  0   7         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE ARCHER MAGE 7882          1   3  0   6         KON (677)                 
-D.B. COOPER 7821              1   2  0   5         ROGUES GALLERY (226)      
 KNUCKER 7921                  1   2  0   5         KISS MY AXE (621)         
 BUIBUI 7946                   0   1  0   5         ANQABOOT (679)            
 GREAT SORROW 7825             0   1  0   5         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 BOLD SAVIOR 7867              0   1  0   5         KON (677)                 
 ELEPHANTZ GERALD 7936         0   1  0   5         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 SOUL OF STONE 7861            0   1  0   5         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 STRANGER'S GRIP 7862          0   1  0   5         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 TIGER CLAW JR. 7859           0   4  0   4         WAR HAWKS (11)            
 TENRIK IRONJAW 7919           0   3  0   3         TENACIOUS (680)           
-SOULSPITTER 7857              0   2  0   2         BLACK ICE (626)           
-ZODD 7858                     0   2  0   2         BLACK ICE (626)           
 NEKHEN 7938                   0   2  0   2         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 HAND OF DARKNESS 7556         0   2  0   2         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
-LUTZ THE PUTZ 7907            0   1  0   1         BLACK ICE (626)           
 TENWUM STEEL 7962             0   1  0   1         TENACIOUS (680)           
 ANGUS SCRIMM 7959             0   1  0   1         BAD CUKES (676)           
-SKUNK BREATH 7908             0   1  0   1         BLACK ICE (626)           
 TRELL JR 7810                 0   1  0   1         RIPPERS (32)              
 MR. PINK 7960                 0   1  0   1         BAD CUKES (676)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ASIBIKAASHI 7947        0  1 0 ANQABOOT 679         TENZAR BLOODAXE 7901  1045  
BRAD WESLEY 7899        2  1 0 BAD CUKES 676        ELEPHANT FORGOT 7872  1044 JUST REVENGED
GARY RIDGWAY 7924       0  3 0 BAD CUKES 676        ARENAMASTER FILI      1045 NONE
PENCIL 7854             0  1 0 BAD CUKES 676        BRAINBITER 7732       1041 REVENGED
NOT BEST LEE 7961       0  1 0 BEASTS WITHIN 561    HIGH ELF              1045 NONE
DA1 7958                0  1 0 COVEY II 662         DARK CHAMPION         1045 NONE
GALAXY LETTUCE 7651     9  9 0 COVEY II 662         DYNOMYTE 7684         1044  
BLOODSTONE 7780         7  2 0 FIREPOWER 663        JETT STREAMER 7228    1043  
A 7952                  0  1 0 JAY-Z 563            BLACK ORC             1045 NONE
B 7954                  0  1 0 JAY-Z 563            BLACK ORC             1045 NONE
BRAINBITER 7732         1  1 1 KISS MY AXE 621      MA BARKER 7852        1042  
MIGHTY MITE 7733        5  4 0 NEON DIAMONDS 661    MOLDAVIUS 5672        1043  
RIP 7955                0  1 0 RIPPERS 32           BANDIT PRINCE         1045 NONE
BUTTERED TROLL 7800     0  1 0 SHEWISH BAKERY 674   MA BARKER 7852        1041 NOT REVENGED
DA1 7956                0  1 0 STEEL BLADES 628     STONE GOLEM           1045 NONE
DA2 7957                0  1 0 STEEL BLADES 628     MOUNTAIN TROLL        1045 NONE
TENDRA SHADE 7903       0  1 0 TENACIOUS 680        SHALLOW SAL 7681      1043  
COYOTE KISS 7871        0  5 0 TOTEMIC IMMORTAL 678 HIGH ELF              1045 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hello Grumble Tumble, My name is Aki Genji.  You killed my sister, Prepare to Die!

@Bonsur -- I'm not leaving, just slowing down, preparing certain warriors for certain 
tournaments.  Bonsur was my first arena, back in 1984, I hope to stay here and proper 
for some time. -- Shocking Toad

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GARY RIDGWAY was butchered by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
COYOTE KISS was butchered by HIGH ELF in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
RIP was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA1 was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
A was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was narrowly killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
NOT BEST LEE was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
B was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
MA BARKER overpowered ELEPHANT FORGOT in a 2 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
BIALAR CRAIS won victory over DYNOMYTE in a 1 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
KAIZAR won victory over SELENA in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
BEKHESH luckily beat MOLDAVIUS in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
MEGAN FOXX overpowered BIG ROCK in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge match.
PHOENIX RISING handily defeated CARBON FIBRE in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
REKA was subdued by SAPPHIRE in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CASSIUS VARUS handily defeated SPONGE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
SCORPIUS was defeated by IGNUS FERRUM in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
TIGER CLAW JR. was vanquished by SHMAX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
GAGAMBA devastated OSHNARD OKNARD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE ARCHER MAGE was overpowered by DYOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TENDRA WHITEHOT savagely defeated HAND OF DARKNESS in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
ZHAAN bested ELECTRIC EYE in a 3 minute novice's Challenge contest.
AMELIA DYER was luckily beaten by VUULF QA in a 4 minute brutal Challenge duel.
TENMAR THE GRIM was overpowered by REMEMBER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
DIAPER ME DOLL overcame TENRIK IRONJAW in a 2 minute novice's Challenge contest.
HARLUNE defeated JOTHEE in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
RAMPAGE vanquished NUDD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VALERIA VINDEX demolished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MORIARTY was viciously subdued by CLIMOPE in a 2 minute gory fray.
SWAN ARTIST handily defeated PAINKILLER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE CRUCIBLE was overpowered by IRONWING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNKNOWN was vanquished by KAMODA JOE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
IRON AND STEEL subdued ORTHOS in a popular 1 minute fight.
REVOLUTION was overpowered by JAVERT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JOBY was handily defeated by JOHN COUGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SPLIT LIP viciously subdued SHALLOW SAL in a 3 minute bloody fight.
HOLLOW MAN was demolished by FIZZLEGIG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ABC'S OF XYZ'S was overpowered by BALL PIT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BIG GREEN EGG demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JAXCYRA was luckily beaten by DANCING W/THE SLOTH in a 2 minute duel.
FARAWAY LAUGHTER overpowered TESYDA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TALA lost to TRAEGER in a exciting 1 minute novice's match.
NEKHEN was vanquished by OVEN DOOR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
KISMET was savagely defeated by OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER in a 1 minute conflict.
AVAGDDU savagely defeated RIMMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome novice's brawl.
SNAKE IN MY GARDEN handily defeated GREAT SORROW in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KNUCKER was defeated by ANVIL in a 1 minute novice's battle.
TANGY TARANTULA was viciously subdued by KRYTEN in a 1 minute novice's bout.
BRIAR handily defeated SOUL OF STONE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PHILOS savagely defeated BUIBUI in a 2 minute brutal novice's conflict.
BOAR-IS KARLOFF demolished STRANGER'S GRIP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TENZAR BLOODAXE easily killed ASIBIKAASHI in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
SHIZNAX beat PHIL IN A BOX in a exciting 1 minute novice's struggle.
WAXX devastated CROSSFIRE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PULPER demolished CAT in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ATASHA devastated TRELL JR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RECTEQ won victory over DIRTY SOCKS in a popular 4 minute novice's struggle.
BLEEDER bested TENWUM STEEL in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
ELEPHANTZ GERALD was beaten by KOCHAUSKI in a 1 minute novice's match.
BEKHMENOETHETH unbelievably bested ANGUS SCRIMM in a 2 minute brutal amateur's match.
BOLD SAVIOR was handily defeated by CPT HOLLISTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GERMENSINE savagely defeated MR. PINK in a exciting 1 minute gruesome amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                 23         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  18 -  2      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      19         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         LUNGING ATTACK    62 -  77 -  3      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  52 -  3      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         STRIKING ATTACK   49 -  72 -  2      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  54 -  4      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        31 -  49 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  25 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   6 -  0      25  |

Turn 1045 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  8         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    8 - 15         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  8     AIMED BLOW         5 - 14         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BIALAR CRAIS 7539          18  14  1  106 FARSCAPE (425)
SLASHING ATTACK  KAIZAR 5459                19   9  2   96 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
PARRY-STRIKE     BEKHESH 7600               10   5  0   93 FARSCAPE (425)
BASHING ATTACK   DYNOMYTE 7684              16  10  1   92 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)
STRIKING ATTACK  RAMPAGE 7392               10   7  0   82 CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)
WALL OF STEEL    MA BARKER 7852              4   1  2   51 BAD CUKES (676)
AIMED BLOW       UNKNOWN 7739                6   3  0   47 OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SELENA 7020.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
TENDRA WHITEHOT 7935.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIRTY SOCKS 7850, DA1 
7956, CASSIUS VARUS 7721, DIAPER ME DOLL 7679, AVAGDDU 7930, AMELIA DYER 7898, 
JAXCYRA 7736, PHILOS 7777, ELEPHANT FORGOT 7872, and KAIZAR 5459.

The least popular fighter this week was MR. PINK 7960.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BOLD SAVIOR 7867, ELEPHANTZ GERALD 7936, TRELL JR 7810, CROSSFIRE 7828, 
ASIBIKAASHI 7947, STRANGER'S GRIP 7862, SOUL OF STONE 7861, TANGY TARANTULA 7878, 
GREAT SORROW 7825, and KISMET 7447.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HARLUNE (10-7475) WAR HAWKS (11)