DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/19/2015    Duedate: 06/01/2015

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-769

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHIMAY
MMM BEER (583)
(10-6358) [11-4-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHIMAY                         PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3
MMM BEER (583)                 DUNGEON CELL (584)
(10-6358) [11-4-0,116]         (10-6386) [5-1-1,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

55 IN A 54                     PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3
JAY-Z (563)                    DUNGEON CELL (584)
(10-6275) [17-26-1,78]         (10-6386) [5-1-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DUNGEON CELL (584)          29
2. EMPIRE (289)                27      MMM BEER (583)
3. WEIRD STUDENTS (594)        22      Unchartered Team
4. ABOMINATION (393)           19
5. JAY-Z (563)                 18      WEIRD STUDENTS (594)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (594)      11   4  0 73.3   1/ 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (594)     11  4 0
 2/ 3 MMM BEER (583)            13   6  0 68.4   2/ 1 VIKINGS (34)             11  4 0
 3/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR (576)      31  16  3 66.0   3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR (576)      5  5 1
 4/ 4 VIKINGS (34)             385 289 19 57.1   4- 4 THE CHOSEN ONES (324)     4  1 0
 5/ 5 EMPIRE (289)             238 209 19 53.2   5/ 7*DUNGEON CELL (584)        4  6 1
 6/ 6 THE MENTORS (242)        273 259 26 51.3   6/ 5 EMPIRE (289)              4  6 0
 7- 7 FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)   40  38  1 51.3   7/ 6 MMM BEER (583)            3  0 0
 8/ 0 JAY-Z (563)              178 181 11 49.6   8/12 ABOMINATION (393)         3 12 1
 9/ 8 ABOMINATION (393)        404 418 31 49.1   9/10 RAGE AGAINST (574)        2  1 0
10/ 9*DUNGEON CELL (584)        16  20  1 44.4  10/ 0 JAY-Z (563)               2  3 0
11-10 THE CHOSEN ONES (324)     25  35  3 41.7  11/ 8 THE MENTORS (242)         2  5 0
12/11 RAGE AGAINST (574)        18  34  1 34.6  12/ 9 CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)    2  8 0
13/12 CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)    10  41  2 19.6  13-11 FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)   1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail KOLACT!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  ABOMINATION stable has parlayed this turn's 3-2-1 into a 4 space move up the 
rankings.  This brings them up to 8th place.  Good work, guys!  And let's see, NUCKY 
fought SERGEANT 1 and gained 24 points and contributed to EMPIRE's 2-3-0.  SERGEANT 1 
has lost to NUCKY, falling 19 points, while helping make MEDAL OF HONOR a 2-3-0 turn. 
We should ask CHIMAY about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster 
does for a warrior, it's now the one to ask.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I 
hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at Don Corleone's until they 
win.  Maybe?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  ABOMINATION has cause to stand tall, as they were KOLACT's 
most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And avoiding 
ABOMINATION more than any other team we find RAGE AGAINST.  KOLACT, are we going to 
accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this turn was 
DUNGEON CELL's warrior PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3.  More fighters challenged him than 
challenged the Duelmaster!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A farewell moment, if you please, 
2012 of ABOMINATION has been sent to the Dark Arena, and was carried out on hers 
shield.  Congratulations go out to ABOMINATION, with NAEVIA revenging a bloodfeud 
against SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR.  Kudos go out to IRON MAN 2 this turn, for 
revenging ABOMINATION's bloodfeud against DUNGEON CELL's warrior PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3.  
Well done.  Is it really true that KOLACT has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, KOLACT, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in KOLACT, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHIMAY 6358                  11   4  0   116       MMM BEER (583)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JOBS 6297                    16  12  1    98       THE MENTORS (242)
 IRON MAN 2 6277              21  13  2    93       ABOMINATION (393)
 HANS SMA KRIGER 6364          9   7  0    92       VIKINGS (34)
 VATOS LOCOS 6266             23  19  1    91       JAY-Z (563)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WATSON 5091                  14   3  0    89       FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)
 THE TAKEOVER 6346             7   1  0    88       JAY-Z (563)
-HOGAN 4191                   10   5  0    82       FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)
 55 IN A 54 6275              17  26  1    78       JAY-Z (563)
 NAEVIA 6313                  15  13  0    76       ABOMINATION (393)
 VALITA 4469                  12  10  2    74       EMPIRE (289)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 6386       5   1  1    66       DUNGEON CELL (584)
 NUCKY 6433                    7   8  0    63       EMPIRE (289)
 SAILBACK 6452                 6   1  1    63       THE MENTORS (242)
-JOAN OF ARC 2923              8   1  0    60       THE CHOSEN ONES (324)
 SERGEANT 3 6255              12   3  0    58       MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
 CELL BLOCK A 6387             6   3  0    57       DUNGEON CELL (584)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOD MC 6403                   9  10  0    51       JAY-Z (563)
-COUPLES 4193                  8   5  0    51       FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)
 SERGEANT 1 6252               8   2  1    47       MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
 SERGEANT 4 6459               7   4  2    42       MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
-DRAGOTH 2882                  5   6  2    41       THE CHOSEN ONES (324)
-SQUIRE 2879                   3   8  1    37       THE CHOSEN ONES (324)
 TRUMP 6450                    4   3  1    35       EMPIRE (289)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STUBBED TOES 6144             3   1  0    35       RAGE AGAINST (574)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HJALMAR FOLKVAR 6493          4   3  0    31       VIKINGS (34)
 BURLY BLAIR 6510              3   0  0    31       WEIRD STUDENTS (594)
 MEEK MARK 6513                3   0  0    27       WEIRD STUDENTS (594)
-HOLOCAUST JR. 2924            3   6  0    26       THE CHOSEN ONES (324)
 THE RACK 6430                 5   1  0    24       DUNGEON CELL (584)
 BEAVIS 6519                   2   0  0    24       CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)
 HELPLESS HAMER 6511           2   1  0    24       WEIRD STUDENTS (594)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLAIN 2881                    6   5  0    23       THE CHOSEN ONES (324)
 AS11 6445                     5   5  1    23       EMPIRE (289)
 HALF SILLY 6464               5   3  0    18       JAY-Z (563)
 LANKY LARRY 6512              2   1  0    18       WEIRD STUDENTS (594)
 DELTA 6526                    1   0  0    17       THE MENTORS (242)
 SERGEANT 5 6460               0   2  0    17       MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
-MCILROY 6360                  2   0  0    16       FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)
 VOLUNDR THE RED 6537          1   0  0    15       VIKINGS (34)
 CHUNK 6465                    1   3  0    14       THE MENTORS (242)
 TESTY TOM 6514                1   2  0    13       WEIRD STUDENTS (594)
-BUD 6356                      1   0  0    13       MMM BEER (583)
-JOHNSON 6359                  0   1  0    13       FEARSOME FIVESOME (415)
-BASS 6357                     1   0  0     8       MMM BEER (583)
 SIGMUNDR 6525                 2   1  0     7       VIKINGS (34)
 SERGEANT 2 6509               1   1  0     7       MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
 4TH EDITION D&D 6531          1   0  1     6       ABOMINATION (393)
 SHE-RA 6524                   1   2  0     5       CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)
 REO 6527                      1   1  0     4       EMPIRE (289)
 BUTTHEAD 6497                 0   2  0     2       CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)
 HALESTORM 6521                0   2  0     2       THE MENTORS (242)
-HARPOON 6355                  0   1  0     1       MMM BEER (583)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
2012 6150              21 28 2 ABOMINATION 393      DARK CHAMPION         769  NONE
DA48 6532               0  1 0 ABOMINATION 393      HIGH ELF              769  NONE
GALACTICA 1980 6363     8 15 1 ABOMINATION 393      PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 6386 768  JUST REVENGED
MASS EFFECT 3 6326      4 20 1 ABOMINATION 393      SERGEANT 4 6459       768  JUST REVENGED
BASH MASTER 6535        0  1 0 CRUNK ANIMATIONS 590 4TH EDITION D&D 6531  769   
STAN SMITH 6456         2  9 1 CRUNK ANIMATIONS 590 SPYMASTER             769  NONE
PRISONER 1 6533         0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 584     DARK CHAMPION         769  NONE
PRISONER 2 6534         0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 584     SHEWISH GIANT         769  NONE
UGLY TROLL 6536         0  1 0 VIKINGS 34           BANDIT PRINCE         769  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Adalbrandr -- Must be nice to know what your favorite weapon is before the fight. -- 
2012

Chimay -- Not sure how you managed that. -- Iron Man 2

Hans Sma Kriger -- Really?  REALLY?!? -- Naevia

Sergeant 4 -- Thank you very VERY much for that. -- Ghost of Mass Effect 

Public Enemy No. 3 -- Right!  My friends are gonna get you for that!!! -- Ghost of 
Galactica 1980

Off I go to the Dark Arena before my retirement.  Been a long time coming, the 
retirement NOT the Dark Arena. -- 2012 		 	   		  

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

2012 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STAN SMITH was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
PRISONER 1 was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PRISONER 2 was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
UGLY TROLL was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DA48 was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
IRON MAN 2 won victory over PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 in a 5 minute Bloodfeud fight.
NAEVIA devastated SERGEANT 4 in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
CHIMAY handily defeated HANS SMA KRIGER in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
TEMPE POSTMASTER won victory over 55 IN A 54 in a 1 minute veteran's duel.
SAILBACK was vanquished by THE TAKEOVER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VALITA was beaten by VATOS LOCOS in a 2 minute veteran's melee.
SERGEANT 1 was defeated by NUCKY in a 2 minute match.
SERGEANT 3 demolished HELPLESS HAMER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CELL BLOCK A bested GOD MC in a exciting 3 minute battle.
TRUMP devastated TESTY TOM in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
AS11 was unbelievably bested by BURLY BLAIR in a action packed 3 minute fight.
HJALMAR FOLKVAR defeated SERGEANT 5 in a action packed 2 minute struggle.
HALF SILLY slimly lost to THE RACK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody bout.
CHUNK was devastated by MEEK MARK in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
LANKY LARRY beat SIGMUNDR in a popular 1 minute novice's bout.
SERGEANT 2 viciously subdued BUTTHEAD in a 1 minute gory amateur's competition.
BEAVIS overpowered HALESTORM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHE-RA was overpowered by DELTA in a 1 minute uneven fray.
REO was handily defeated by VOLUNDR THE RED in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
4TH EDITION D&D narrowly killed BASH MASTER in a 4 minute gruesome novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  10 -  2      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  13 -  1      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  27 -  2      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  26 -  3      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        22 -  20 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  17 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL      4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  25 -  1      19  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 769 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CHIMAY 6358                11   4  0  116 MMM BEER (583)
TOTAL PARRY      IRON MAN 2 6277            21  13  2   93 ABOMINATION (393)
SLASHING ATTACK  HANS SMA KRIGER 6364        9   7  0   92 VIKINGS (34)
WALL OF STEEL    VATOS LOCOS 6266           23  19  1   91 JAY-Z (563)
LUNGING ATTACK   NAEVIA 6313                15  13  0   76 ABOMINATION (393)
PARRY-LUNGE      VALITA 4469                12  10  2   74 EMPIRE (289)
AIMED BLOW       SAILBACK 6452               6   1  1   63 THE MENTORS (242)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   TRUMP 6450                  4   3  1   35 EMPIRE (289)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 55 IN A 54 6275.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 6386.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOD MC 6403, 
HALF SILLY 6464, SERGEANT 5 6460, AS11 6445, IRON MAN 2 6277, NUCKY 6433, THE RACK 
6430, VALITA 4469, VATOS LOCOS 6266, and MEEK MARK 6513.

The least popular fighter this week was 4TH EDITION D&D 6531.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were REO 6527, SHE-RA 6524, HALESTORM 6521, BUTTHEAD 6497, CHUNK 
6465, TESTY TOM 6514, HELPLESS HAMER 6511, SAILBACK 6452, HANS SMA KRIGER 6364, and 
SERGEANT 4 6459.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TEMPE POSTMASTER (10-6141) RAGE AGAINST (574)
2012 (10-6150) ABOMINATION (393)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.