DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/09/2014    Duedate: 09/22/2014

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-751

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SAUSAGE STUFFING
TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)
(10-6117) [11-3-1,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JOBS                           CHIMAY
THE MENTORS (242)              MMM BEER (583)
(10-6297) [14-11-1,129]        (10-6358) [4-0-0,40]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JOBS                           RICHARD III
THE MENTORS (242)              THE HOLY LEGION (52)
(10-6297) [14-11-1,129]        (10-250) [15-13-0,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HORSELAKE HEROES (587)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HORSELAKE HEROES (587)      47
2. THE MENTORS (242)           30TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)
3. THE HOLY LEGION (52)        28      Unchartered Team
4. DUNGEON CELL (584)          27
5. VIKINGS (34)                26      MMM BEER (583)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TURKEY DAY MASSACR (571)  11   3  1 78.6   1/ 5*HORSELAKE HEROES (587)   10  5 1
 2/ 2*MMM BEER (583)             6   2  0 75.0   2/ 1 THE MENTORS (242)         8  6 0
 3/ 8*HORSELAKE HEROES (587)    10   5  1 66.7   3/ 3 ABOMINATION (393)         7  8 2
 4/ 3 VIKINGS (34)             336 266 18 55.8   4/ 4 THE HOLY LEGION (52)      7  8 0
 5/ 4 EMPIRE (289)             217 182 16 54.4   5/ 8 THIRSTY THUGS (374)       5  4 0
 6/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS (374)      289 248 11 53.8   6/ 6 VIKINGS (34)              5  5 0
 7/ 6 THE MENTORS (242)        259 238 25 52.1   7/ 2 JAY-Z (563)               4  8 1
 8/ 9 THE HOLY LEGION (52)      66  64  6 50.8   8/10 TURKEY DAY MASSACR (571)  3  0 0
 9/ 7 JAY-Z (563)              153 151 11 50.3   9/11*MMM BEER (583)            2  0 0
10/10 ABOMINATION (393)        380 392 28 49.2  10/ 7 EMPIRE (289)              2  4 0
11/11 CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)      18  22  1 45.0  11/ 9*DUNGEON CELL (584)        2  7 0
12/12*DUNGEON CELL (584)         4  10  0 28.6  12/13 RAGE AGAINST (574)        0  3 0
13/13 RAGE AGAINST (574)         9  25  1 26.5  13/12 CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)      0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 761): DOMESTIC DERVISH of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 644): OOZING MY MIND of YOU PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 766): JURY DUTY of MAJOR BUMMER (Coach, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 738): FLOPSY of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 762): PULPER of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 757): CRUSADER of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 766): DRAGON FRUIT of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 750): NOVA CAT of EMPIRE (?, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 752): RAIN MAN of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 751): PACE VENTURA of PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 717): KERN of ORDER (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 706): VORONSAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 329): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 699): 21 of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 650): MOLOTOV of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 310): DYSLEXIC EDITOR of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 595): LON OLBERT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 280): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 643): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE
                                                   (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 761): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 644): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 766): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 738): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 762): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 757): LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 766): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 750): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 752): HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 751): PACE INVADER (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 717): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 706): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 329): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 699): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 650): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 310): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 303): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 595): STRIKER FORCE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 280): BASH BROS REMOTE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 643): TOON INN et al (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 760): FIANNA QUINN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 737): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 762): HIGHWAY GAMBLER of IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 757): CRUSADER of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 765): MAIDEN HAIR PASTA of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 750): NOVA CAT of EMPIRE (?, mgr.)
                           JHAARAN of THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
                           COUNT BLYTHE of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 751): PACE VENTURA of PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.)
                           IXION of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
               (turn 750): SOCRATES OF SHRED of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 716): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          20TH CENTURY FOX of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 706): VORONSAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
                  (turn 705): ASH of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 328): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 698): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 594): STREET RACER of PUBLIC NUISANCE (Padre, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to THE MENTORS, as they are pushed 
from the coveted top team spot by the HORSELAKE HEROES stable.  For every winner 
there is a loser.  Speaking of losers, lets take a look at JAY-Z, who went down to 
2nd from 7th.  Life is tough.  Coming up with a solid 5-0-1 outing, HORSELAKE HEROES 
has advanced 4 places in the rankings.  Advancing in the rankings was THE HOLY LEGION 
who went from last turn's 62-63-6, to this week's record of 66-64-6.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for ADALBRANDR, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing IRON 
MAN 2 like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top 
ten was IRON MAN 2, who dropped 13 points after a disappointing (to say the least) 
bout with ADALBRANDR.  Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 
'Challenge me'!  NOVA CAT made a challenge against SAUSAGE STUFFING this week.  It's 
a proud day for the TURKEY DAY MASSACRE stable, as their warrior, SAUSAGE STUFFING, 
ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion 
a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the KOLACT arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid ABOMINATION, please raise you hand.  Wow.  
Does KOLACT really have that many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this 
one:  ABOMINATION + Weapons That go Boom = VIKINGS + Avoid City.  And who is this 
SAUSAGE STUFFING you ask, with 126 points and a 11-3-1 record.  Ooh, the tales I 
could tell!  Getting lots of flowers from sympathetic fans was VATOS LOCOS, who was 
successfully challenged by DARWIN who had a mere 32 points more than VATOS LOCOS.  
Definition of petty:  DARWIN bested VATOS LOCOS, a mismatch of 32 points.  Can any 
one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying JOBS will do.  He challenged 26 
points down to trash SURFER ON ACID.  Definition of petty:  JOBS overcame SURFER ON 
ACID, a mismatch of 26 points.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Knowing when to use the right 
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the KOLACT giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAUSAGE STUFFING 6117        11   3  1   126       TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOBS 6297                    14  11  1   129       THE MENTORS (242)
 DARWIN 6236                  21  12  0   126       THE MENTORS (242)
 RICHARD III 250              15  13  0    99       THE HOLY LEGION (52)
 PURPLE HOOTER 6195           18  23  0    93       THIRSTY THUGS (374)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VATOS LOCOS 6266             18  12  1    87       JAY-Z (563)
 55 IN A 54 6275              14  17  1    85       JAY-Z (563)
 ADALBJORN 6281               12   7  1    85       VIKINGS (34)
 SURFER ON ACID 6238          23  14  1    84       THIRSTY THUGS (374)
 2012 6150                    18  21  2    80       ABOMINATION (393)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRIAR 6368                    7   6  1    75       THE HOLY LEGION (52)
 DAGG AXELJORG 6289           11  10  0    70       VIKINGS (34)
 ROK REDBEARD 6216            10  12  1    69       VIKINGS (34)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MERCY 6361                    6   4  0    66       THE HOLY LEGION (52)
 TEMPLE GUARD 2252             8  10  0    64       THE HOLY LEGION (52)
 NAEVIA 6313                  10   8  0    62       ABOMINATION (393)
 ADALBRANDR 6402               5   0  0    62       VIKINGS (34)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEMPE POSTMASTER 6141         6  24  1    55       RAGE AGAINST (574)
 IRON MAN 2 6277              13  11  1    51       ABOMINATION (393)
-VALITA 4469                   9   5  1    48       EMPIRE (289)
 RITA HAYWORTH 6310            7   3  0    44       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
 SOCRATES 6400                 4   3  0    40       THE MENTORS (242)
 CHIMAY 6358                   4   0  0    40       MMM BEER (583)
-STUBBED TOES 6144             3   1  0    35       RAGE AGAINST (574)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAMIE COX 6410                3   0  1    33       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
 HANS SMA KRIGER 6364          1   2  0    27       VIKINGS (34)
-THE TAKEOVER 6346             2   1  0    26       JAY-Z (563)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAW GRIMFOE 6413              2   1  0    23       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
 GALACTICA 1980 6363           4  10  0    22       ABOMINATION (393)
 RICHIE'S EX 6411              2   1  0    22       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
 JANE RUSSELL 6321             4   3  0    21       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
 CELL BLOCK A 6387             2   2  0    20       DUNGEON CELL (584)
 MASS EFFECT 3 6326            1  14  1    18       ABOMINATION (393)
 LYN LIPSPLITTER 6412          1   2  0    16       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
 THE RACK 6430                 1   0  0    16       DUNGEON CELL (584)
 KNUCKLES NATE 6409            2   1  0    15       HORSELAKE HEROES (587)
-PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 3 6386       1   0  0    13       DUNGEON CELL (584)
-BUD 6356                      1   0  0    13       MMM BEER (583)
-KATE UPTON 6322               1   0  0    11       CHUCK'S PINUPS (578)
 GOD MC 6403                   2   2  0     8       JAY-Z (563)
-BASS 6357                     1   0  0     8       MMM BEER (583)
-HARPOON 6355                  0   1  0     1       MMM BEER (583)
 NUCKY 6433                    0   1  0     1       EMPIRE (289)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OSKSI NOBLE             0  0 0                      JAMIE COX 6410        751  NONE
CLEO MOORE 6299         4  4 1 CHUCK'S PINUPS 578   FRIAR 6368            747  NOT REVENGED
GUILLOTINE 6432         0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 584     BANDIT PRINCE         751  NONE
PRISONER 6431           0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 584     BLACK ORC             751  NONE
CHOKE HOLD 6347         7  7 2 JAY-Z 563            IRON MAN 2 6277       750   
DA1 6437                0  1 0 JAY-Z 563            DARK CHAMPION         751  NONE
OAK 6440                0  1 0 THE MENTORS 242      WURM KIN              751  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OAK was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
GUILLOTINE was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
PRISONER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
NOVA CAT was demolished by SAUSAGE STUFFING in a 1 minute Challenge Title competition.
DARWIN won victory over VATOS LOCOS in a exciting 1 minute master's Challenge fight.
JOBS devastated SURFER ON ACID in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
DAGG AXELJORG was overcome by 2012 in a 1 minute expert's Challenge melee.
ADALBJORN was viciously subdued by RICHARD III in a 5 minute expert's Challenge fight.
ROK REDBEARD was overpowered by PURPLE HOOTER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge match.
TEMPLE GUARD demolished TEMPE POSTMASTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HANS SMA KRIGER bested CELL BLOCK A in a exciting 2 minute Challenge battle.
GAW GRIMFOE bested GALACTICA 1980 in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
COUNT BLYTHE won victory over FRIAR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
JHAARAN unbelievably bested 55 IN A 54 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute master's bout.
MERCY bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute fight.
IRON MAN 2 was beaten by ADALBRANDR in a exciting 2 minute brutal match.
RITA HAYWORTH was beaten by NAEVIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody fight.
JAMIE COX butchered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHIMAY vanquished JANE RUSSELL in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
SOCRATES handily defeated MASS EFFECT 3 in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
RICHIE'S EX demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LYN LIPSPLITTER vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KNUCKLES NATE vanquished NUCKY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOD MC was subdued by THE RACK in a 2 minute novice's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  14 -  2      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  13 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  19 -  1      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    45 -  42 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  13 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  24 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  24 -  2      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -  10 -  0       9  |

Turn 751 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  7         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SAUSAGE STUFFING 6117      11   3  1  126 TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (571)
SLASHING ATTACK  JOBS 6297                  14  11  1  129 THE MENTORS (242)
TOTAL PARRY      DARWIN 6236                21  12  0  126 THE MENTORS (242)
PARRY-STRIKE     RICHARD III 250            15  13  0   99 THE HOLY LEGION (52)
WALL OF STEEL    VATOS LOCOS 6266           18  12  1   87 JAY-Z (563)
LUNGING ATTACK   ADALBJORN 6281             12   7  1   85 VIKINGS (34)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JOBS 6297.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
RICHARD III 250.  The ten other most popular fighters were ADALBJORN 6281, HANS SMA 
KRIGER 6364, PURPLE HOOTER 6195, 55 IN A 54 6275, ADALBRANDR 6402, ROK REDBEARD 6216, 
NAEVIA 6313, TEMPLE GUARD 2252, GOD MC 6403, and DARWIN 6236.

The least popular fighter this week was NUCKY 6433.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MASS EFFECT 3 6326, SURFER ON ACID 6238, PRISONER 6431, GUILLOTINE 
6432, THE RACK 6430, RICHIE'S EX 6411, JANE RUSSELL 6321, JAMIE COX 6410, IRON MAN 2 
6277, and GALACTICA 1980 6363.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JHAARAN (10-2017) THE HOLY LEGION (52)
NOVA CAT (10-4403) EMPIRE (289)
COUNT BLYTHE (10-6196) THIRSTY THUGS (374)