DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/20/2016    Duedate: 10/03/2016

KOLACT ARENA

DM-10    TURN-801

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE QUESTION
TERRAPIN STATION (189)
(10-5557) [19-6-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE QUESTION                   POSITION IS EMPTY
TERRAPIN STATION (189)         
(10-5557) [19-6-0,121]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GOD MC                         LIL SOLDIER
JAY-Z (563)                    JAY-Z (563)
(10-6403) [12-18-2,59]         (10-6719) [2-2-1,26]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ABOMINATION (393)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TERRAPIN STATION (189)      74
2. EMPIRE (289)                25      TERRAPIN STATION (189)
3. ABOMINATION (393)           19      Unchartered Team
4. JAY-Z (563)                  3
5. THE MENTORS (242)            2      PRISTINE CUISINE (253)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (543)   6   4  0 60.0   1/ 2 ABOMINATION (393)         8  7 1
 2/ 0 TERRAPIN STATION (189)   556 417 23 57.1   2/ 1 THE MENTORS (242)         8  7 0
 3- 2 VIKINGS (34)             415 314 19 56.9   3/ 0 TERRAPIN STATION (189)    5  0 0
 4/ 3 EMPIRE (289)             267 234 19 53.3   4/ 5 EMPIRE (289)              4  2 0
 5/ 4 THE MENTORS (242)        319 317 27 50.2   5- 4 VIKINGS (34)              3  2 0
 6/ 5 ABOMINATION (393)        478 500 38 48.9   6/ 3 CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)    2  1 0
 7/ 6 JAY-Z (563)              196 210 15 48.3   7- 7*OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (543)  2  3 0
 8/ 7 NORSE GIANTS (596)        13  25  1 34.2   8/ 6 JAY-Z (563)               2  9 0
 9/ 8 CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)    17  53  2 24.3   9/ 8 NORSE GIANTS (596)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KOLACT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, THE MENTORS, since 
ABOMINATION took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see DARKSTAR win a fight and gain 21 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, YODA beat 4TH EDITION D&D and 4TH EDITION D&D lost 11 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, HAKON 
has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as THE QUESTION takes the Title and last week's bar 
tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, 
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  THE 
MENTORS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was NORSE GIANTS.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, 4TH EDITION D&D was this turn's most challenged warrior.  
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  I guess I can give a little credit to 
JORMAUNGARDR of NORSE GIANTS for challenging up by 25 to AS11.  JORMAUNGARDR lost to 
get 55 points of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  A big yahoo goes out to FLO this turn, for 
revenging THE MENTORS' bloodfeud against JAY-Z's warrior LIL SOLDIER.  Heh, heh, heh. 
Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds 
of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE QUESTION 5557            19   6  0   121       TERRAPIN STATION (189)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOARDERS 6624                12  11  3    96       ABOMINATION (393)
-HAKON 6548                    9   2  0    93       VIKINGS (34)
 YODA 6690                     7   1  0    91       EMPIRE (289)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRIENDLY FIRE 6556           18  13  0    90       ABOMINATION (393)
 AS11 6445                    12  10  1    88       EMPIRE (289)
 BEAVIS 6519                   9   5  0    81       CRUNK ANIMATIONS (590)
 4TH EDITION D&D 6531         19  14  1    72       ABOMINATION (393)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VOLUNDR THE RED 6537          8   4  0    66       VIKINGS (34)
 GOD MC 6403                  12  18  2    59       JAY-Z (563)
 MAN OF STEEL 6636             9  11  2    57       ABOMINATION (393)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JORMAUNGARDR 6544            12  13  1    55       NORSE GIANTS (596)
-HJALMAR FOLKVAR 6493          9   9  0    52       VIKINGS (34)
 FLO 6646                      8   7  0    36       THE MENTORS (242)
 LARKIN 6702                   3   2  0    34       THE MENTORS (242)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOX OF RAIN 6334              4   1  0    33       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-LIKES ME 5820                 2   1  0    30       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (543)
-ME TOO 5817                   2   1  0    27       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (543)
-SIGMUNDR 6525                 6   8  0    26       VIKINGS (34)
 STAFFER 6725                  4   3  0    26       THE MENTORS (242)
 LIL SOLDIER 6719              2   2  1    26       JAY-Z (563)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAND GRENADE 6731             3   1  0    23       THE MENTORS (242)
 DARKSTAR 6736                 1   0  0    21       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-FORCE GIANT 6628              1   2  0    19       NORSE GIANTS (596)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER 6735      1   0  0    19       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-ME EITHER 5821                2   0  0    17       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (543)
 TENNESSEE JED 6738            1   0  0    15       TERRAPIN STATION (189)
-NOT ME 5818                   0   1  0    15       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (543)
 BRAINLESS 6770                1   3  0     6       JAY-Z (563)
-BRYN OLAFSDOTTIR 6634         1   0  0     6       VIKINGS (34)
 FEELIN IT 6773                1   1  0     4       JAY-Z (563)
 JAM OF THE WEEK 6777          0   1  0     1       JAY-Z (563)
-ME THREE 5819                 0   1  0     1       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (543)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA56 6778               0  1 0 ABOMINATION 393      MOUNTAIN TROLL        801  NONE
PHANTOM MENACE 6673     7  3 1 ABOMINATION 393      GOD MC 6403           797  REVENGED
CLAIRE 6724             3  1 0 THE MENTORS 242      LIL SOLDIER 6719      798  JUST REVENGED
NI 6779                 0  1 0 THE MENTORS 242      ARENAMASTER FILI      801  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Khalhums Dwarf -- Suck it dwarf!!! -- 4th Edition D&D

Hakon -- Wha?  I can't believe...I...uh... -- Friendly Fire

Volundr the Red -- Took a while but I finally chopped you into tiny bite size pieces. 
-- Hoarders

Me Too -- That was closer than I usually like. -- Man of Steel

Beavis -- Why thank you. -- Man of Steel

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NI was butchered by ARENAMASTER FILIARIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA56 was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
YODA handily defeated 4TH EDITION D&D in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JORMAUNGARDR was devastated by AS11 in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HOARDERS devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
THE QUESTION overpowered BEAVIS in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
FRIENDLY FIRE devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
GOD MC vanquished STAFFER in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
MAN OF STEEL overpowered LARKIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LIL SOLDIER was defeated by FLO in a popular 3 minute novice vs. expert fight.
HAND GRENADE was defeated by BOX OF RAIN in a 1 minute novice vs. master match.
FEELIN IT was handily defeated by TENNESSEE JED in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BRAINLESS was demolished by DARKSTAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER handily defeated JAM OF THE WEEK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        25 -  21 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  27 -  4      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  19 -  2      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 801 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE QUESTION 5557          19   6  0  121 TERRAPIN STATION (189)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOARDERS 6624              12  11  3   96 ABOMINATION (393)
AIMED BLOW       YODA 6690                   7   1  0   91 EMPIRE (289)
TOTAL PARRY      4TH EDITION D&D 6531       19  14  1   72 ABOMINATION (393)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LARKIN 6702                 3   2  0   34 THE MENTORS (242)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GOD MC 6403.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LIL SOLDIER 6719.  The ten other most popular fighters were YODA 6690, DA56 6778, 
AS11 6445, GOD MC 6403, FLO 6646, FRIENDLY FIRE 6556, MAN OF STEEL 6636, HOARDERS 
6624, THE QUESTION 5557, and BOX OF RAIN 6334.

The least popular fighter this week was BRAINLESS 6770.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FEELIN IT 6773, LARKIN 6702, STAFFER 6725, BEAVIS 6519, 4TH EDITION D&D 
6531, NI 6779, JAM OF THE WEEK 6777, HAND GRENADE 6731, JORMAUNGARDR 6544, and CHINA 
CAT SUNFLOWER 6735.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

THE QUESTION (10-5557) TERRAPIN STATION (189)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374) 
                 BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344) 
                         DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944) 
                   TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 
                ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) 
                    FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965) 
                      DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439) 
                       CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631) 
                  COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 
                  URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518) 
                  SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569) 
                      HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848) 
                    QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335) 
                         CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726) 
              THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) 
                    THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769) 
                 THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903) 
                     PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057) 
                   SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) 
                    FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes