DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/13/2016    Duedate: 05/26/2016

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-799

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UNDERDOG
BULLDOGS (157)
(11-7869) [23-10-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UNDERDOG                       WARRIOR THREE
BULLDOGS (157)                 201507 FTF 01 (683)
(11-7869) [23-10-0,108]        (11-8047) [7-1-0,90]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ROSIE THE RIVETER              HOT DOG GAL
SCORPIONS (666)                HOT BEASTS (686)
(11-7942) [14-16-2,88]         (11-8090) [4-3-1,42]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BULLDOGS (157)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OTIS ORC 2013 (663)         47
2. SCORPIONS (666)             38      COLORIFIC (511)
3. AARDVARK & CO. (40)         27      Unchartered Team
4. 201507 FTF 01 (683)         25
5. COLORIFIC (511)             18      201507 FTF 01 (683)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SATAN'S BORED GAME (681)   3   0  0  100   1/ 1 BULLDOGS (157)           11  3 0
 2/ 2*201507 FTF 01 (683)       14   5  2 73.7   2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)         8  4 0
 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)          871 400 32 68.5   3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)           7  5 0
 4/ 0*OTIS ORC 2013 (663)        2   1  0 66.7   4/ 5*HOT BEASTS (686)          7  7 0
 5/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1629 828 63 66.3   5/ 7 SCORPIONS (666)           6  9 1
 6/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1564 %1016 50 60.6   6/ 6 AARDVARK & CO. (40)       6  9 0
 7/ 6 AARDVARK & CO. (40)      625 412 31 60.3   7/ 4*201507 FTF 01 (683)       4  0 0
 8- 7 WRATHMEN II (656)         15  13  0 53.6   8/ 0*OTIS ORC 2013 (663)       2  1 0
 9/ 8*HOT BEASTS (686)          16  17  2 48.5   9- 8*SATAN'S BORED GAME (681)  1  0 0
10/ 9 SCORPIONS (666)           78 155 10 33.5  10- 9 WRATHMEN II (656)         1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Yeah, yeah, yeah, Rosie, you were a nothin'.  Why do they let woman in a man's 
arena anyway?  But I am glad to have spanked your little hiney and show the world a 
true warrior.
     Yellow Belly 17-5-1, now that's a man!  Colorifics make the best fighters.  The 
rest of the arena is mere riff-raff.
     Go ahead, you dummies.  Challenge me.  I would like to go out of the arena on a 
kill, and that could be your lucky coffin awaiting.

                                          -- Yellow Belly, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in ARUAK CITY since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  A team with purpose!  A 
team with the skill to back up their boasts!  Getting a 2-1-0 their first time out is 
OTIS ORC 2013.  What's with KORG?  It actually beat ARUAK CITY's CONVICTED THIEF, and 
walked away with 29 more points from the fight.  I'm sure ARUAK CITY is excited about 
UNDERDOG, the new Duelmaster from BULLDOGS.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as 
many as I have...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  The most avoided team 
was AARDVARK & CO..  In my day, no team with a 623-409-31 would scare me off!  What's 
the problem, ANIMAL FARM?  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged 
warrior, FIDO!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  FIDO didn't 
quite know what to make of a challenge he received from WARRIOR THREE of 201507 FTF 
01, who is 22 points below him.  WARRIOR THREE perhaps got his just desserts, seeing 
as he defeated FIDO and ended up with 90 recognition points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  ANIMAL FARM's boys should be laying low.  Now that ANIMAL 
FARM's manager has gone and let ROSIE THE RIVETER kill WHITE WORM unchallenged, 
ANIMAL FARM's fighters are fair game.  How long have I been here?  I got people to 
see, places to go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  ARUAK 
CITY is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNDERDOG 7869                23  10  0   108       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YELLOW BELLY 7998            18   6  1    92       COLORIFIC (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARRIOR THREE 8047            7   1  0    90       201507 FTF 01 (683)
 ROSIE THE RIVETER 7942       14  16  2    88       SCORPIONS (666)
 BLACK PLAGUE 8004            17   5  0    84       COLORIFIC (511)
 FIDO 8028                    11   2  2    68       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BESTARIUS 8024               10   9  2    66       SCORPIONS (666)
-QUENTIN 7751                  7   3  0    66       WRATHMEN II (656)
 MOONROACH 8052                8   8  0    63       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 SEARCH DOG 7955              16  13  0    62       BULLDOGS (157)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUKE LEONARDI 8030           10   9  0    56       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 BRASS BEAGLE 8027             8   5  1    55       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 BULLWINKLE 8065               9   4  0    50       BULLDOGS (157)
 BLUE BURRO 7994              13   9  0    48       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 BRANDYWINE BOAR 8077          8   0  0    48       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 FERDINAND 8076                7   3  1    46       BULLDOGS (157)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOUMADEMEDOIT 8070            7   6  0    45       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 WHITE HAIR 8064               5   4  0    45       COLORIFIC (511)
 PINK 'POSSUM 8072             7   3  0    43       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 HOT DOG GAL 8090              4   3  1    42       HOT BEASTS (686)
 WEISSHAUPT 8053              11   6  0    39       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
-DEMONOPOLY 8039               3   0  0    39       SATAN'S BORED GAMES (681)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GOLD TOOTH 8026               6   4  1    33       COLORIFIC (511)
-VIKTIR 7749                   4   1  0    33       WRATHMEN II (656)
 TEH PERFORATOR 8093           5   2  0    32       HOT BEASTS (686)
 KORG 7803                     1   0  0    29       OTIS ORC 2013 (663)
-WARRIOR ONE 8051              4   0  1    25       201507 FTF 01 (683)
 RUBY RATTLER 8113             3   1  0    24       ANIMAL FARM (510)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLOSSAL BABE 8094            3   3  1    23       HOT BEASTS (686)
 TEKTHYRIOS 8099               2   2  0    23       SCORPIONS (666)
 AWKWARD N. SHY 8114           2   0  0    21       HOT BEASTS (686)
 ELROD 8075                    4   7  0    19       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
-SHEA 7738                     4   4  0    16       WRATHMEN II (656)
-NUNC PRO TUNC 8083            1   0  0    16       201507 FTF 01 (683)
 SPARTAN 8115                  2   1  1    14       SCORPIONS (666)
-WARRIOR FIVE 8048             1   1  0    13       201507 FTF 01 (683)
 BORN 7801                     1   0  0    13       OTIS ORC 2013 (663)
 I CAN KILL!! 8092             2   5  0    11       HOT BEASTS (686)
-WARRIOR SIX 8074              1   0  1    11       201507 FTF 01 (683)
 HEXAVOG 8106                  1   3  1     7       SCORPIONS (666)
 KUSZZ 7800                    0   1  0     5       OTIS ORC 2013 (663)
-BIG BERTHA 7739               0   1  0     1       WRATHMEN II (656)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WHITE WORM 8000        12  1 2 ANIMAL FARM 510      ROSIE THE RIVETE 7942 795  NOT REVENGED
PENNY PRICE 8091        0  4 0 HOT BEASTS 686       WARRIOR ONE 8051      796   
VELASIA 8107            0  1 0 SCORPIONS 666        WARRIOR SIX 8074      796   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Yellow Belly -- What a loser!  You talk about spanking lil ol' me, yet the Kung Fu 
Master opens a great can of Whoopsie on your backside!!  You can't even hold the 
crown. -- Rosie

Team Hot Beasts -- Are ya'll new to Duel II?  Do you run any other teams?  If so, 
where? -- Scorpio, mgr Team Scorpions

Spartan -- Thank you for the dance.  Warrior One, still, some words. -- Colossal Babe

Tekthyrios -- First dates shouldn't be that rough. -- I Can Kill

Gold Tooth -- That's the spicy mustard.  With seeds. -- Hot Dog Gal

It is TEH Perforator.  TEH.  I know how to spell my name! -- Teh Perforator

     Apologies.  I will endeavor to spell it incorrectly in the future. -- Ed

No Duelmaster?  No free drinks.  Next Duelmaster gets to bring a guest for free drinks 
also. -- Kennelworth (Proprietor Bulldog Inn)

Moonroach, I wasn't even in your class.  Salute. -- Bullwinkle

Userous Merchant, thanks for the trot around the fences.  I had fun. -- Ferdinand the 
Bull

Convicted Assassin, it was A dog day for you, I'm afraid. -- Fido

Youmademedoit, you made me do it! -- Search Dog

Rosie The Riveter, I had fun with you, Babe.  Never underestimate The Underdog. -- 
Underdog

A 4-1?  I am proud of you Bulldogs. -- Kennelworth

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Aruak City, the Heart and Soul of Andoria, awaits us all. 
-- Kennelworth

Yo ho ho.  Me critters done 4-1.  Luv me critters.  Aye. -- Mino

Bestarius, I just bet you can call me Best. (wink) -- Blue Burro (braying all the wat 
to the bank)

Captured Orc, no boar for lunch for you.  Rather, a big win for me. -- Brandywine Boar

Weisshaupt, that, from a friendly li'l beagle like me?  My my. -- Brass Beagle

Captured Orc, I can see why you were so easily captured.  Thanks for the workout, 
though. -- Pink Possum

Duke Leonardi, you exposed my weakness.  All rattle, no bite. -- Ruby Rattler

Me critters done got 4-1, PPE.  Bloody what'd ye git?  Bwahaha. -- Mino

Colorifics, you disgust me!  My Yellow Belly Duelmaster loses to a Kung Fufu?  Gold 
Tooth is overcome by a mere Hot Dog Female?  My other two squeak out wins over pansy 
NPC's? An embarrassing 2-2? Heads will fly.  Heads will fly! -- Purple People Eater, 
Proud Colorific Manager

A Colorific announcement:  Red Lip has been promoted to Lord Protector.  The 20-5-1 
warrior was an 11-3-13-15-17-12-11 basher (norm endu/great dmg). -- The Colorific 
Publicist and What All

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WARRIOR THREE devastated FIDO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WHITE HAIR won victory over WEISSHAUPT in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
BRANDYWINE BOAR unbelievably bested HOT DOG GAL in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
TEKTHYRIOS bested ELROD in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran upset Challenge contest.
HEXAVOG was subdued by AWKWARD N. SHY in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge competition.
UNDERDOG devastated ROSIE THE RIVETER in a 2 minute mismatched Title match.
YELLOW BELLY handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BLACK PLAGUE was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute expert's duel.
FERDINAND was unbelievably bested by DUKE LEONARDI in a popular 4 minute duel.
PINK 'POSSUM was overpowered by BESTARIUS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
BLUE BURRO was savagely defeated by MOONROACH in a 2 minute brutal match.
SEARCH DOG viciously subdued YOUMADEMEDOIT in a unpopular 24 minute brutal conflict.
BRASS BEAGLE demolished COLOSSAL BABE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BULLWINKLE handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TEH PERFORATOR vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
I CAN KILL!! lost to RUBY RATTLER in a exciting 1 minute fray.
SPARTAN devastated KUSZZ in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BORN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KORG overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a tiring 2 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   51 -  23 -  2      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  11 -  2      66  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  22 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  16 -  5      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  21 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  18 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |

Turn 799 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    UNDERDOG 7869              23  10  0  108 BULLDOGS (157)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOW BELLY 7998          18   6  1   92 COLORIFIC (511)
BASHING ATTACK   FIDO 8028                  11   2  2   68 BULLDOGS (157)
PARRY-STRIKE     BESTARIUS 8024             10   9  2   66 SCORPIONS (666)
TOTAL PARRY      SEARCH DOG 7955            16  13  0   62 BULLDOGS (157)
SLASHING ATTACK  BRASS BEAGLE 8027           8   5  1   55 ANIMAL FARM (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ROSIE THE RIVETER 7942.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was HOT DOG GAL 8090.  The ten other most popular fighters were FERDINAND 
8076, AWKWARD N. SHY 8114, BLACK PLAGUE 8004, ROSIE THE RIVETER 7942, MOONROACH 8052, 
WHITE HAIR 8064, UNDERDOG 7869, YELLOW BELLY 7998, BESTARIUS 8024, and BRASS BEAGLE 
8027.

The least popular fighter this week was SEARCH DOG 7955.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were YOUMADEMEDOIT 8070, KORG 7803, KUSZZ 7800, COLOSSAL BABE 8094, 
WEISSHAUPT 8053, FIDO 8028, SPARTAN 8115, BLUE BURRO 7994, HEXAVOG 8106, and ELROD 
8075.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

YELLOW BELLY (11-7998) COLORIFIC (511)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

RED LIP (11-7941) COLORIFIC (511)