DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/18/2016    Duedate: 03/31/2016

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-798

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POSITION IS EMPTY

Chartered Recognition LeaderUnchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              HOT DOG GAL
                               HOT BEASTS (686)
                               (11-8090) [4-2-1,45]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ROSIE THE RIVETER              BESTARIUS
SCORPIONS (666)                SCORPIONS (666)
(11-7942) [14-15-2,92]         (11-8024) [9-9-2,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BULLDOGS (157)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOT BEASTS (686)            50
2. ANIMAL FARM (510)           37      COLORIFIC (511)
3. AARDVARK & CO. (40)         17      Unchartered Team
4. BULLDOGS (157)               9
5. WRATHMEN II (656)            0      HOT BEASTS (686)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SATAN'S BORED GAME (681)   3   0  0  100   1/ 1 BULLDOGS (157)           11  3 1
 2- 2*201507 FTF 01 (683)       13   5  2 72.2   2/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)         9  3 0
 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)          869 399 32 68.5   3/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)           8  6 0
 4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1626 826 63 66.3   4- 4*201507 FTF 01 (683)       7  1 2
 5/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1561 %1014 50 60.6   5/ 5*HOT BEASTS (686)          7  7 0
 6/ 6 AARDVARK & CO. (40)      623 409 31 60.4   6/ 7 AARDVARK & CO. (40)       6  9 0
 7- 7 WRATHMEN II (656)         15  13  0 53.6   7/ 6 SCORPIONS (666)           5 10 2
 8/ 8*HOT BEASTS (686)          14  14  2 50.0   8- 8*SATAN'S BORED GAME (681)  2  0 0
 9/ 9 SCORPIONS (666)           75 153 10 32.9   9- 9 WRATHMEN II (656)         1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Rosie, you were a nothin'.  Why do they let woman in a man's arena 
anyway?  But I am glad to have spanked your little hiney and show the world a true 
warrior.  Yellow Belly 17-5-1, now that's a man! Colorifics make the best fighters. 
The rest of the arena is mere riff-raff.  Go ahead, you dummies.  Challenge me.  I would 
like to go out of the arena on a kill, and that could be your lucky coffin awaiting. 
-- Yellow Belly, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of ARUAK CITY!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  HOT BEASTS showed ARUAK 
CITY what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 4-1-0.  
What's with MOONROACH?  He actually beat BULLDOGS' BULLWINKLE, and walked away with 
22 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at AARDVARK & CO. while they watched 
MOONROACH clobber BULLWINKLE.  He lost 17 points and got bruised from objects thrown 
from the stands.  ARUAK CITY, set your sights on KUNG-FU MASTER.  He'll be happy to 
entertain all requests after defeating YELLOW BELLY.  I suppose you want to hear some 
rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  ARUAK 
CITY thinks AARDVARK & CO. and their 623-409-31 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  The bums at BULLDOGS couldn't face the challenges from AARDVARK 
& CO.!  No excuse for that!  What do people see in ROSIE THE RIVETER?  Hers 14-15-2?  
SCORPIONS ain't talkin', but she's got 92 points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  And this week the Duelmaster--whoops!  ANIMAL FARM has one 
week left to avenge WHITE WORM's death by excessive hits on the part of ROSIE THE 
RIVETER of SCORPIONS.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places to 
go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
The end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want 
to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNDERDOG 7869                22  10  0    99       BULLDOGS (157)
 RED LIP 7941                 20   5  1    99       COLORIFIC (511)
 ROSIE THE RIVETER 7942       14  15  2    92       SCORPIONS (666)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK PLAGUE 8004            17   4  0    88       COLORIFIC (511)
 FIDO 8028                    11   1  2    87       BULLDOGS (157)
 YELLOW BELLY 7998            17   6  1    81       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-QUENTIN 7751                  7   3  0    66       WRATHMEN II (656)
-WARRIOR THREE 8047            6   1  0    65       201507 FTF 01 (683)
 PINK 'POSSUM 8072             7   2  0    61       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 SEARCH DOG 7955              15  13  0    60       BULLDOGS (157)
 FERDINAND 8076                7   2  1    60       BULLDOGS (157)
 BLUE BURRO 7994              13   8  0    59       ANIMAL FARM (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRASS BEAGLE 8027             7   5  1    49       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 YOUMADEMEDOIT 8070            7   5  0    49       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 MOONROACH 8052                7   8  0    48       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 BESTARIUS 8024                9   9  2    46       SCORPIONS (666)
 HOT DOG GAL 8090              4   2  1    45       HOT BEASTS (686)
 BRANDYWINE BOAR 8077          7   0  0    39       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-DEMONOPOLY 8039               3   0  0    39       SATAN'S BORED GAMES (681)
 WEISSHAUPT 8053              11   5  0    38       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 DUKE LEONARDI 8030            9   9  0    36       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 BULLWINKLE 8065               8   4  0    35       BULLDOGS (157)
-WHITE HAIR 8064               4   4  0    34       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLD TOOTH 8026               6   4  1    33       COLORIFIC (511)
-VIKTIR 7749                   4   1  0    33       WRATHMEN II (656)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLOSSAL BABE 8094            3   2  1    26       HOT BEASTS (686)
-WARRIOR ONE 8051              4   0  1    25       201507 FTF 01 (683)
 ELROD 8075                    4   6  0    24       AARDVARK & CO. (40)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEH PERFORATOR 8093           4   2  0    23       HOT BEASTS (686)
 RUBY RATTLER 8113             2   1  0    21       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-SHEA 7738                     4   4  0    16       WRATHMEN II (656)
-NUNC PRO TUNC 8083            1   0  0    16       201507 FTF 01 (683)
 AWKWARD N. SHY 8114           1   0  0    15       HOT BEASTS (686)
-WARRIOR FIVE 8048             1   1  0    13       201507 FTF 01 (683)
-WARRIOR SIX 8074              1   0  1    11       201507 FTF 01 (683)
 TEKTHYRIOS 8099               1   2  0    11       SCORPIONS (666)
 I CAN KILL!! 8092             2   4  0    10       HOT BEASTS (686)
 HEXAVOG 8106                  1   2  1     6       SCORPIONS (666)
 SPARTAN 8115                  1   1  1     5       SCORPIONS (666)
-BIG BERTHA 7739               0   1  0     1       WRATHMEN II (656)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WHITE WORM 8000        12  1 2 ANIMAL FARM 510      ROSIE THE RIVETE 7942 795   
PENNY PRICE 8091        0  4 0 HOT BEASTS 686       WARRIOR ONE 8051      796   
VELASIA 8107            0  1 0 SCORPIONS 666        WARRIOR SIX 8074      796   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Yellow Belly, I am proud of you, but, then, you were trained by the best. -- Purple 
People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

You podunks out there, The Colorifics are showing you why they are the only game in 
town. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Rosie The Riveter, how did you like the spanking? You seemed like you were getting 
pleasure from it. Bwahahaha. -- Yellow Belly, Proud Colorific

Elrod, it is giving me white hair to keep from killing you each time we fight. The 
easy part is winning. -- White Hair, proud Colorific

Khalhum's Dwarf, it was my pleasure to bloody your lips. I just love red lips. 
(chuckles) -- Red Lip, Proud Colorific

Youmademedoit, I go to the dentist, he knocks me out for several rounds, then I learn 
I have lost to you?  Cheat! -- Gold Tooth, Proud Colorific

Congratulations to Duelmaster Yellow Belly.  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog 
Inn. -- Kennelworth

The Perforator, you must have caught me at my best.  (Or Rocky sneaked in some help.) 
-- Bullwinkle

Duke Leonard, some days you get the Bull; some days the Bull gets you.  I am glad that 
fight was the latter for me. -- Ferdinand

Veteran Merc, thanks for the workout. -- Fido

Venomous Concubine, Underdog was here. I spat out the venomous and took advantage of 
the concubine. -- Underdog

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Kennelworth

Yo, ho, ho. Damme yeller belly on top? Bloody mess! Aye. -- Mino, Animal Farm

Tekthyrios, it is not the rattles to watch, rather the fangs. -- Ruby Rattler

Warrior Three, you had my number. Salute. -- Blue

Kennelworth -- Thanks for all of your hospitality with the free drinks at your tavern.  
Could be why I lost to Yellow Belly. *frowns* -- Rosie

Yellowbelly -- I *will* have my throne back! -- Rosie

All -- Welcome Spartan, our newest gladiator of team Scorpions!  May he prosper well. 
-- Lord Scorpio *preparing a nice riddle for Cerebus*

Moonroach -- I lost my traditional weapons and all I had in my pockets were these two 
daggers I found at the Bulldog Tavern last week.  So I hope I didn't hurt your pride 
too much. *smirks* -- Bestarius *eyeing COLOSSAL BABE*

Hot Dog Gal -- Lucky Day for you. -- Hex

Ruby -- Nice to meet you. -- Hex *smiling*

Persistant Beggar -- I see you came from the mud, so I put you back in the mud. -- 
Spartan *winking at the dead beggar*

Warrior Six -- You can run, coward, for four turns, but you can't hide.  Your blood 
WILL run on my sword soon. -- Bestarius

C'mere, Warrior One.  We aren't finished with our converstation. -- Colossal Baba

Warrior Five -- Pushy. -- I Can Kill!

I do like my mustard spicy. -- Hot Dog Girl

It just comes donw to mastery of the pointy end. -- The Perforator

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

UNDERDOG bested ROSIE THE RIVETER in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
SEARCH DOG outwaited YOUMADEMEDOIT in a dull 21 minute Challenge battle.
BRASS BEAGLE subdued WEISSHAUPT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TEKTHYRIOS unbelievably bested I CAN KILL!! in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
RUBY RATTLER was outwaited by DUKE LEONARDI in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
YELLOW BELLY was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute brawl.
RED LIP vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BLACK PLAGUE overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FIDO handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BLUE BURRO slimly won victory over BESTARIUS in a 5 minute veteran's duel.
PINK 'POSSUM overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOLD TOOTH was narrowly defeated by HOT DOG GAL in a 2 minute match.
FERDINAND demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
BRANDYWINE BOAR outlasted CAPTURED ORC in a 7 minute match.
BULLWINKLE was bested by MOONROACH in a 2 minute bout.
ELROD handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TEH PERFORATOR viciously subdued HEXAVOG in a 2 minute bloody bout.
COLOSSAL BABE vanquished SPARTAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
AWKWARD N. SHY devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   50 -  20 -  2      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  10 -  2      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  16 -  5      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  23 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        19 -  19 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  20 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   3 -  0      40  |

Turn 798 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         5  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    UNDERDOG 7869              22  10  0   99 BULLDOGS (157)
BASHING ATTACK   RED LIP 7941               20   5  1   99 COLORIFIC (511)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLACK PLAGUE 8004          17   4  0   88 COLORIFIC (511)
TOTAL PARRY      SEARCH DOG 7955            15  13  0   60 BULLDOGS (157)
SLASHING ATTACK  FERDINAND 8076              7   2  1   60 BULLDOGS (157)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ROSIE THE RIVETER 7942.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BESTARIUS 8024.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLUE BURRO 
7994, GOLD TOOTH 8026, BULLWINKLE 8065, ROSIE THE RIVETER 7942, BRASS BEAGLE 8027, 
PINK 'POSSUM 8072, HOT DOG GAL 8090, MOONROACH 8052, TEH PERFORATOR 8093, and 
UNDERDOG 7869.

The least popular fighter this week was SEARCH DOG 7955.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were YOUMADEMEDOIT 8070, BRANDYWINE BOAR 8077, DUKE LEONARDI 8030, SPARTAN 
8115, HEXAVOG 8106, AWKWARD N. SHY 8114, I CAN KILL!! 8092, TEKTHYRIOS 8099, 
WEISSHAUPT 8053, and COLOSSAL BABE 8094.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RED LIP (11-7941) COLORIFIC (511)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN  (610) 
                    THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (345) 
                    HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29  (7305) 
                  SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX  (2347) 
                    SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D  (7689) 
                        COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M  (8157) 
                         POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR  (1021) 
                           RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS  (2304) 
                         ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE  (461) 
                 CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II  (2675) 
                     SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV  (4884) 
                       PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7  (741) 
               T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905  (2190) 
                     ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00  (4405) 
                  STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes