DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/23/2017 Duedate: 07/06/2017
ARUAK CITY ARENA
DM-11 TURN-828
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GREEN THUMB
COLORIFIC (511)
(11-8121) [20-5-0,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GREEN THUMB ALICE TROOPER
COLORIFIC (511) REIGNS WORLD (695)
(11-8121) [20-5-0,101] (11-8193) [4-0-0,58]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TEH PERFORATOR JAKA
HOT BEASTS (686) AARDVARK & CO. (40)
(11-8093) [15-19-0,70] (11-8123) [10-17-1,96]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BULLDOGS (157)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HOT BEASTS (686) 42
2. COLORIFIC (511) 25 COLORIFIC (511)
3. THE MYRMIDONS (23) 24 Unchartered Team
4. LINKS OF TERROR (697) 23
5. BULLDOGS (157) 22 REIGNS WORLD (695)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511) 965 431 32 69.1 1/ 1 BULLDOGS (157) 12 1 0
2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510) %1728 858 67 66.8 2/ 0 DARK CLOUDS (698) 9 6 0
3/ 0 DARK CLOUDS (698) 35 19 0 64.8 3/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510) 8 2 0
4/ 3 BULLDOGS (157) %1661 %1046 52 61.4 4/ 3*REIGNS WORLD (695) 7 8 0
5/ 4 AARDVARK & CO. (40) 680 498 36 57.7 5/ 4 COLORIFIC (511) 6 5 0
6/ 5*REIGNS WORLD (695) 10 10 1 50.0 6/ 0 LINKS OF TERROR (697) 6 8 0
7/ 6 THE MYRMIDONS (23) 45 50 4 47.4 7/ 6 THE MYRMIDONS (23) 6 9 2
8/ 0 LINKS OF TERROR (697) 25 28 1 47.2 8/ 5 HOT BEASTS (686) 6 9 1
9/ 0 DRIFTY DREAMS (696) 24 28 0 46.2 9/ 8 IMMORTALS (85) 5 3 0
10/ 7 IMMORTALS (85) %1043 %1252 82 45.4 10/ 0 DRIFTY DREAMS (696) 5 8 0
11/ 8 HOT BEASTS (686) 69 101 9 40.6 11/ 7 AARDVARK & CO. (40) 4 11 0
12- 9 THE MANTICORES (691) 15 28 8 34.9 12- 9 THE MANTICORES (691) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Back in the saddle, but not long to enjoy. Off to the Isle to continue looking up
goodness. I wasn't expecting to go this soon, but hey, that's the spirit of life.
Oh, Green Thumb, talking all kinds of tasty smack, girlfriend. But I smaked you off
the throne os one of my last acts here. Green Thumb, red ass.
You ended up on the wurst end. Try to mustard some dignity.
Want fries with that?
Your Duelmaster,
Hot Dog Gal
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. It was a tough
week for AARDVARK & CO., to drop 4 places in the rankings. It looks like the guys(?)
at HOT BEASTS had a good week as they went 4-1-1 to put them in 8th place. I guess
steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for NASTY ELEMENTAL, who flew up 21 points
in the rankings after mashing THUNDER WONDER like a melon. Keep your eye on this
guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was THUNDER WONDER, who dropped 18
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with NASTY ELEMENTAL.
BRANDYWINE BOAR got through to the Duelmaster this turn. No doubt she was more than
anxious to kick HOT DOG GAL's tail out of the throne! Our battling duelmaster HOT
DOG GAL has managed to hold the title, fending off BRANDYWINE BOAR's none too subtle
advances. Better luck next time, ANIMAL FARM. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed
protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad AARDVARK & CO.? Big bad AARDVARK & CO.. Big bad AARDVARK & CO.. ARUAK
CITY's afraid of the big bad AARDVARK & CO.. Tra la la la la! Okay, so I may not be
funny, but catch IMMORTALS' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft
at running from AARDVARK & CO.. And who is this EEKZ HALF-EAR you ask, with 21
points and a 3-2-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! This week 11-6-0 COPPER TONE was
sent to the Dark Arena. I know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take
notice of this. There's got to be more reason for the sending of COPPER TONE to the
Dark Arena than hers record (11-6-0). Anybody got any ideas COLORIFIC? Carrion Bird
Cinematic Humor: TONARION II: THE REMATCH. Remember: alliances are great, but try
and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ARUAK CITY have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GREEN THUMB 8121 20 5 0 101 COLORIFIC (511)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAD COW DISEASE 8145 9 2 1 97 BULLDOGS (157)
JAKA 8123 10 17 1 96 AARDVARK & CO. (40)
BRANDYWINE BOAR 8077 25 10 0 95 ANIMAL FARM (510)
-COTTON CRAWDAD 8176 8 0 0 94 ANIMAL FARM (510)
NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293 16 20 1 93 IMMORTALS (85)
PUG 8160 12 4 0 93 BULLDOGS (157)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEO GUARDSMAN 7317 19 17 0 87 IMMORTALS (85)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAZEL HIPPO 8174 11 2 1 77 ANIMAL FARM (510)
TEH PERFORATOR 8093 15 19 0 70 HOT BEASTS (686)
RED SOPHIA 8122 10 16 1 70 AARDVARK & CO. (40)
THUNDER WONDER 8229 8 3 0 70 DARK CLOUDS (698)
PUPPY EYES 8202 7 0 0 68 BULLDOGS (157)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUSTY WET-T 8125 14 13 3 62 HOT BEASTS (686)
CIRINIST 8134 12 12 2 60 AARDVARK & CO. (40)
ALICE TROOPER 8193 4 0 0 58 REIGNS WORLD (695)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLOSSAL BABE 8094 9 25 1 53 HOT BEASTS (686)
KIRENN 8220 8 2 1 53 LINKS OF TERROR (697)
-SEPIA SQUID 8177 7 0 0 53 ANIMAL FARM (510)
ENTRON 7473 9 15 0 50 IMMORTALS (85)
CANDY CANE 8216 5 6 0 48 DRIFTY DREAMS (696)
MCWITTLE 7474 11 13 1 47 IMMORTALS (85)
TALIS 351 8 6 0 47 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
SEPTIR 154 8 12 1 41 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
-SEEING RED 8189 5 1 0 41 COLORIFIC (511)
AZNA 8222 4 2 0 40 LINKS OF TERROR (697)
-OX 8157 3 4 0 39 THE MANTICORES (691)
MS. DECEMBER 8150 7 10 2 38 HOT BEASTS (686)
RAIN STORM 8230 10 1 0 37 DARK CLOUDS (698)
DAKUROZU 8232 4 6 0 36 DARK CLOUDS (698)
BONGO 8231 6 5 0 35 DARK CLOUDS (698)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BULL MARKET 8203 4 1 0 33 BULLDOGS (157)
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN 8190 4 0 1 31 REIGNS WORLD (695)
HASAMI 8219 4 7 0 31 DRIFTY DREAMS (696)
ELYTRA 8228 7 4 0 29 DARK CLOUDS (698)
GREY STREAK 8196 5 2 0 27 COLORIFIC (511)
THANATOS 361 6 7 0 25 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GOBLIN BREATH 8155 4 6 3 21 THE MANTICORES (691)
EEKZ HALF-EAR 8204 3 2 0 21 AARDVARK & CO. (40)
YELLOW YAK 8208 2 1 0 21 ANIMAL FARM (510)
-LIGHTNING 8158 3 6 3 20 THE MANTICORES (691)
ONIHANA 8218 3 7 0 20 DRIFTY DREAMS (696)
JOPAR 8225 4 7 0 19 LINKS OF TERROR (697)
ACHILLES 3947 3 3 1 18 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
-CHEESE 8215 3 1 0 18 DRIFTY DREAMS (696)
PATROCLUS 8210 2 1 1 17 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
-SAPHIRE 8156 3 3 2 16 THE MANTICORES (691)
-CASSIUS 8199 1 3 0 13 THE MANTICORES (691)
GOLDEN TONGUE 8206 2 1 0 10 COLORIFIC (511)
RHAPSODY 8212 0 2 0 2 REIGNS WORLD (695)
MUGZ DARKTALON 8211 0 2 0 2 AARDVARK & CO. (40)
-LEPAN 8221 0 1 0 1 LINKS OF TERROR (697)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
COPPER TONE 8133 11 6 0 COLORIFIC 511 DEVELLAN JARA 828 NONE
TONARION 8224 4 7 0 LINKS OF TERROR 697 MS. DECEMBER 8150 828
FENDER 8191 2 2 0 REIGNS WORLD 695 PATROCLUS 8210 828
TIA CARRERA 8213 0 2 0 REIGNS WORLD 695 ACHILLES 3947 828
ROGUE 431 2 2 0 THE MYRMIDONS 23 STAIRWAY TO HEAV 8190 825
PERSONAL ADS
What? What! I must have a bunch of dingbats in my portfolio of alleged warriors! Only
a 2-2? That's all? My lazy warriors can only do that for me! Drat! There WILL be
changes! And, and, and, Green Thumb had the throne stolen from her?! By a Hot Dog.
Thumb, you and Copper Tone are in deep doodoo. All you Colorifics had better change
your ways - or else! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager (but perhaps not
so proud of his current bunch)
Alice, I do not like nice male Alices. Females neither. -- Grey Streak, Proud
Colorific
Congratulations to Hot Dog Gal, Duelmaster of Aruak City and newly appointed Lord
Protector! Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor
Archelf, hey, great! We are very pleased to have you in Aruak City. Welcome, welcome,
welcome. -- Kennelworth and all the Bulldogs
Hot Dog Gal, we all hope you relish ADM and catsup with all your old friends there. --
The Bulldogs
Colossal Babe, wow! That was such a big win for an upstart like me! I am stoked! --
Puppy Eyes
Red Sophia, that was quite the tussle. I was lucky to come out on the winning end. A
salute to you. -- Mad Cow Disease
Rhapsody, you are one tough cookie. And I say that in a complimentary way! -- Bull
Market
Convicted Assassin, thanks for the fight. I really needed that win. -- Pug
Health; Humility; Honor. Aruak City, the Heart And Soul of Andoria awaits us all. --
Kennelworth
Har de har! Me critters bea gittin me yon 4-0! Luv me critters. Aye! Take that'n, PPE,
ye rapscallion! -- Mino
Veteran Mercenary (twice), Venomous Concubine, and Convicted Thief, we all thank you
for filling in and giving us a match. -- Brandywine Boar, Cotton Crawdad, Hazel Hippo,
and Yellow Yak
Achilles -- Wow, almost got me! It's that heel thing I bet. -- S.T.H.
Yellow Yak -- Yeah, but a cat stairway! -- S.T.H.
Mug Darktelon -- Hey my treat at the Bulldog Inn. -- Fender
The Myrmidons -- Wow, that is a low number. Probably for convention yearrrrs balc
hun... -- Archelf
Thanatos -- Nice parry. It's looking a bit scary up here! -- Alice
Bull Market -- Great fight! Nice learns! -- Rhapsody
Golden Tongue -- Seems you didn't need a tongue in that fight. -- Tia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COPPER TONE was butchered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRANDYWINE BOAR was viciously subdued by HOT DOG GAL in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
GREEN THUMB luckily beat JAKA in a 5 minute master's Challenge Title duel.
ALICE TROOPER defeated MCWITTLE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
BULL MARKET bested EEKZ HALF-EAR in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
MAD COW DISEASE devastated RED SOPHIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
PUG overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
NASTY ELEMENTAL vanquished THUNDER WONDER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LEO GUARDSMAN overpowered CIRINIST in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
ENTRON was overpowered by TEH PERFORATOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
PUPPY EYES savagely defeated SEPTIR in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
COLOSSAL BABE was bested by KIRENN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CANDY CANE savagely defeated BONGO in a 2 minute bloody match.
BUSTY WET-T narrowly defeated TALIS in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
DAKUROZU overpowered ONIHANA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HASAMI was unbelievably bested by RAIN STORM in a action packed 6 minute brutal duel.
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN viciously subdued JOPAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
MS. DECEMBER executed TONARION in a 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
AZNA savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute bloody fight.
THANATOS was bested by ELYTRA in a 2 minute gory contest.
GREY STREAK overpowered MUGZ DARKTALON in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ACHILLES easily killed TIA CARRERA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RHAPSODY slimly lost to GOLDEN TONGUE in a 4 minute novice's bout.
PATROCLUS slew FENDER in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
YELLOW YAK overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 10 TOTAL PARRY 36 - 9 - 0 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 21 - 3 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 - 1 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 10 - 2 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 18 - 13 - 1 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 36 - 50 - 4 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 38 - 1 36 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
Turn 828 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GREEN THUMB 8121 20 5 0 101 COLORIFIC (511)
BASHING ATTACK MAD COW DISEASE 8145 9 2 1 97 BULLDOGS (157)
STRIKING ATTACK PUG 8160 12 4 0 93 BULLDOGS (157)
WALL OF STEEL LEO GUARDSMAN 7317 19 17 0 87 IMMORTALS (85)
AIMED BLOW ALICE TROOPER 8193 4 0 0 58 REIGNS WORLD (695)
PARRY-STRIKE TALIS 351 8 6 0 47 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TEH PERFORATOR 8093. The most popular warrior this
turn was JAKA 8123. The ten other most popular fighters were HASAMI 8219, ALICE
TROOPER 8193, STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN 8190, CANDY CANE 8216, RHAPSODY 8212, BULL MARKET
8203, PUPPY EYES 8202, AZNA 8222, ELYTRA 8228, and GREY STREAK 8196.
The least popular fighter this week was TIA CARRERA 8213. The other ten least
popular fighters were MUGZ DARKTALON 8211, ONIHANA 8218, BONGO 8231, COLOSSAL BABE
8094, ENTRON 7473, COPPER TONE 8133, YELLOW YAK 8208, PATROCLUS 8210, TONARION 8224,
and MS. DECEMBER 8150.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
HOT DOG GAL (11-8090) HOT BEASTS (686)