DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/04/2014    Duedate: 04/17/2014

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-747

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DOGGY BAG
BULLDOGS (157)
(11-7740) [17-7-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DOGGY BAG                      POSITION IS EMPTY
BULLDOGS (157)                 
(11-7740) [17-7-0,116]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HOT DOG                        HOT DOG
BULLDOGS (157)                 BULLDOGS (157)
(11-7601) [18-12-1,79]         (11-7601) [18-12-1,79]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BULLDOGS (157)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. COLORIFIC (511)             29
2. BULLDOGS (157)              28      THE VULGARIANS (658)
3. KRILL CAVALRY (374)         12      Unchartered Team
4. ANIMAL FARM (510)            3
5. NICK JR. (627)               0POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (616)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*EASTER FEASTER (653)       9   0  0  100   1/ 2 BULLDOGS (157)            7  3 0
 2/ 2 THE VULGARIANS (658)      29  12  0 70.7   2/ 1 THE VULGARIANS (658)      7  4 0
 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)          732 346 26 67.9   3/ 7 ANIMAL FARM (510)         7  5 1
 4- 4 NICK JR. (627)            36  18  3 66.7   4/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       7  8 0
 5/ 5 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1483 775 53 65.7   5- 3 NICK JR. (627)            6  2 0
 6/ 6 BULLDOGS (157)           %1426 955 44 59.9   6/ 4 COLORIFIC (511)           6  6 0
 7- 7 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)     109 126  6 46.4   7- 6 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      2  3 0
 8- 8*IDES OF BONO (629)         2   3  0 40.0   8- 8*EASTER FEASTER (653)      1  0 0
 9/ 9 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      561 %1008  9 35.8   9- 9*IDES OF BONO (629)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 372): IMERTA LOEL of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 746): MEDIOCRETAUR of THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 746): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 731): IRSON ORSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 733): ARE YOU DONE YET? Of BASH BROS BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 727): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 728): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 691): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 688): SERGEANT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 679): ROBERT JOHNSON of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 320): URSILA RILVAR of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 573): ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 631): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 372): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 746): THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 746): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 731): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 733): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 727): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 728): OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 691): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 688): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 679): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 320): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 573): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 631): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 745): CLARET CRAWDAD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 690): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ARUAK CITY to 
see what's new.  Like, THE VULGARIANS had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked 
off #1 spot by BULLDOGS!  Way to go BULLDOGS!  The guys at ANIMAL FARM like really 
pulled together to get a 3-1-0 this turn, moving up by 4.  Cut this out and put it in 
your scrapbooks, COLORIFIC!  'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 6th!  MVP award 
for BULL PEN?  BULLDOGS' proud of it after beating SPRINKLES and getting 23 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  SPRINKLES got smashed by BULL PEN, and lost 20 
points!  What a putz!  MEDIOCRETAUR fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits 
fighting and loses the title.  No one said it was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw 
in DOGGY BAG's eye, as it took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't CONVICTED ASSASSIN 
fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't 
ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  THE 
VULGARIANS was the most avoided team.  Is a 29-12-0 record really that scary?  I 
don't know what ANIMAL FARM's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many 
fights from THE VULGARIANS, that's fer sher.  Like, is CHARCOAL CHIMP popular, or 
what?  He was challenged the most in all of ARUAK CITY!  He's got a 12-4-2, is that 
good?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ARUAK CITY ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out 
of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOGGY BAG 7740               17   7  0   116       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LAMB CHOP STOP 7710           9   0  0   134       EASTER FEASTER (653)
-MEDIOCRETAUR 7760             9   0  0   120       THE VULGARIANS (658)
-BLUE'S CLUES 7407             9   3  0   117       NICK JR. (627)
-WINNY 7408                    9   2  0    96       NICK JR. (627)
 EBONY EYE 7671               11   2  0    94       COLORIFIC (511)
 BLUE BLOOD 7721              16   6  0    91       COLORIFIC (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773         9   3  0    89       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 LEMON LAMB 7722              11   7  0    87       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 HOT DOG 7601                 18  12  1    79       BULLDOGS (157)
-GREY STREAK 7673             20   5  1    76       COLORIFIC (511)
-UNCLEAN ONE 7659             15   7  0    74       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 GOLD TOOTH 7643              10   5  2    74       COLORIFIC (511)
 RIN TIN TIN 7812              9   2  0    73       BULLDOGS (157)
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670           14  10  0    71       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 CAMEL GIRL 7757               6   3  0    71       THE VULGARIANS (658)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-D'ENDRRAH 7632               14  11  0    66       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696          12   4  2    58       ANIMAL FARM (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BULL PEN 7835                 4   1  0    49       BULLDOGS (157)
 BLACK GOLD 7761               7   3  0    48       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 VIOLET VIPER 7807             6   4  1    44       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-TUCK 7411                     7   5  1    35       NICK JR. (627)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHAROLAIS 7799                2   0  0    31       BULLDOGS (157)
 WILHOLMAN DONN 7546           5   6  0    29       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-FRANKLIN 7409                 7   5  2    28       NICK JR. (627)
 SPRINKLES 7758                5   5  0    28       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 LANE TERRAZA 7570             3   4  0    28       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490          4   9  0    27       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREEN HORN 7843               2   0  0    22       COLORIFIC (511)
 KIM O. SABY 7553              4   6  0    19       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 SLOW POTATO 7842              2   2  0     8       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-TWIST 7449                    1   1  0     8       NICK JR. (627)
-PINK HORROR 7836              1   1  0     4       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
U2 BRUTUS 7423          2  2 0 IDES OF BONO 629     CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696   745   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hal didn't like our ads last round--the bum!  Just because we did not have a subject?
Well, we knew where they were supposed to go.  And we are resending them because you
all want to read tem so badly.... -- The Consortium Elders

Congrats again to Lamb Chop Stop.  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. --
Kennelworth, Proprietor

Lamb Chop Stop -- You are clearly my better.  I bow down to you with relish and
mustard. -- Hot Dog

HZ-whatever -- I bagged you and am proud of it. -- Doggy Bag.

Ahem, Purple People Eater, was that a 1-3 Colorific turn I saw?  I am having troubles
not chuckling. -- Kennelworth

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Kennelworth and The Bulldogs

Ahoy ye ugly Purple thang!  Tweren't that bea 1-3?  Har, har, har.  Blimey! -- Mino
(basking in his 3-1)

U2 Brutus -- I am so sorry.  I wanted a win; I wanted a banana; but I did not mean to
kill you.  So sorry. -- Charcoal Chimp

Mediocretaur -- You whacked me; you did!  But I got my final needed PPs and I am out
of here! -- Claret Crawdad

Some basics on Claret:
12(+1)-5-11-11-9-16-21 mode aimer
very little endu/norm damage
26-23-0 arena, no tourneys
skill learn rate - a lousy 0.91
adexes attack and riposte; expert init
Mino won't say it, but he is probably glad to see her go. -- The Animal Farm Scribe

M. Chardinee -- I am glad it was you. -- Fuschia Frog (rivet, smirk)

M. Chardinee -- Me too. -- Lemon Lamb (who went to school that day)

What!?  A lousy 1-3!  Heads will fly!  Pansy fighters I have!  Sheesh. -- Purple
People eater, proud Colorific Manager

Go rant all you want, PPE!  I got MY win.  Kung-Fu Master was easy. -- Ebony Eye,
Proud Colorific

....An unusual silence from the rest of The Colorifics....

Pink Horror -- Well, I know I CAN say it again, but need I do so?  The redundancy,
you know. -- Lane Terraza

Two-three for us, with the wins, as usual, being over standbys.  Good to know there's
SOMEONE we can defeat.  For the rest, eh.  With strategy changes, challenges and
avoids, who knows?  But we aren't going to get those things, so likely no one will
EVER know. -- Lane Terraza

Well, now; congrats to Mediocretaur, Duelmaster of Aruak City.  Duelmasters drink
free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Slow Potato -- As you can see, I like 'em mashed. -- Bull Pen

Kung-Fu Master -- You were lucky I didn't gobble you up; instead, I pushed you around
the plate and bagged you up for later. -- Doggy Bag

Blue's Clues -- Your skill is awesome.  But I shall keep trying.  Next time I add
chili and jalapenos. -- Hot Dog

Ambitious Guard -- As you can see, I am ambitious, too.  I was once a movie star and
I want that all back! -- Rin Tin Tin

Charolais is our only Bulldog representative at The Mailer.  Good luck, bovine-buddy.
-- The Bulldogs

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Aruak City, The Heart & Soul Of Andoria awaits us all. --
Kennelworth

Yo ho ho!  Me critters bea ready ter fight.  Aye.  This'n ole pirate bea waitin' on
yon next'n 'cruit.  Aye. -- Mino

Winny -- You showed the best skills, and on the way to my retirement, I salute my
better. -- Claret Crawdad

Captured Orc -- You may have thought you were something, but you looked like a big
ugly rotten banana to me.  I OWN bananas. -- Charcoal Chimp

Mediocretaur -- I gave it my all.  You are best and it looks like you have amphibian
protection.  My next move is to hop and croak and avoid. -- Fuschscia Frog

Waitaminute!  A 2-2!  A lousy, crummy 2-2?  That's all!  You pansy-patooney
Colorifics have let me down.  A mere 2-2!  Embarrassing!  You alleged warriors are
not worth your weight in used toilet paper.  I am going to have to find me some real
gladiators. -- Purple People Eater, Proud, but Embarrassed, Colorific Manager

What's the beef?  I am a mere rookie and I smacked that Convicted Thief.  I feel
good! -- Greenhorn, Proud Colorific

Me, too, Horn.  Old Veteran Mercenary was no match for my sharp teeth. -- Gold Tooth,
Proud Colorific

Ah, heck!  I am one who stumbled as that Khalhum's Dwarf wore me out in four, for
only my second arena loss.  The cretin! -- Ebony Eye, Proud Colorific
P.S.  I will be in optimal shape for The Mailer and will do Colorifics everywhere
proud.

Uh, uh, I let some Bimbo beat me.  Shame on me.  Some gal who messes with camels.
She stunk to high heaven and I didn't want to get near her.  Sorry. -- Grey Streak,
Proud Colorific Mailer-bound Hero

You are the one who stunk, Grey Streak!  A night fight just may be in your future.
You'd better do well in that April Mailer. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific
Manager

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOGGY BAG bested CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
CAMEL GIRL was vanquished by BLUE BLOOD in a 1 minute uneven battle.
GOLD TOOTH was subdued by M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute fight.
HOT DOG slimly lost to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute gory master's brawl.
FUSCHSIA FROG was defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
EBONY EYE devastated M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEMON LAMB beat M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute brawl.
RIN TIN TIN handily defeated BLACK GOLD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHARCOAL CHIMP vanquished OLD HAROLD ANNE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VIOLET VIPER vanquished KIM O. SABY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SPRINKLES was vanquished by BULL PEN in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
WILHOLMAN DONN overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LANE TERRAZA demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GREEN HORN devastated SLOW POTATO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  21 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   37 -  25 -  4      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        16 -  15 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  12 -  1      29  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 747 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         6  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DOGGY BAG 7740             17   7  0  116 BULLDOGS (157)
LUNGING ATTACK   EBONY EYE 7671             11   2  0   94 COLORIFIC (511)
SLASHING ATTACK  GOLD TOOTH 7643            10   5  2   74 COLORIFIC (511)
PARRY-STRIKE     FUSCHSIA FROG 7670         14  10  0   71 ANIMAL FARM (510)
AIMED BLOW       CAMEL GIRL 7757             6   3  0   71 THE VULGARIANS (658)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOT DOG 7601.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HOT DOG 7601.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEMON LAMB 7722, DOGGY 
BAG 7740, EBONY EYE 7671, CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696, BULL PEN 7835, BLUE BLOOD 7721, GOLD 
TOOTH 7643, RIN TIN TIN 7812, VIOLET VIPER 7807, and WILHOLMAN DONN 7546.

The least popular fighter this week was SLOW POTATO 7842.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KIM O. SABY 7553, OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490, BLACK GOLD 7761, CAMEL 
GIRL 7757, SPRINKLES 7758, FUSCHSIA FROG 7670, GREEN HORN 7843, LANE TERRAZA 7570, 
WILHOLMAN DONN 7546, and VIOLET VIPER 7807.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DOGGY BAG (11-7740) BULLDOGS (157)