DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/13/2017 Duedate: 10/26/2017
ARUAK CITY ARENA
DM-11 TURN-836
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
COTTON CRAWDAD
ANIMAL FARM (510)
(11-8176) [13-2-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HAZEL HIPPO POSITION IS EMPTY
ANIMAL FARM (510)
(11-8174) [18-3-1,124]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TEH PERFORATOR TEH PERFORATOR
HOT BEASTS (686) HOT BEASTS (686)
(11-8093) [17-24-1,90] (11-8093) [17-24-1,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
COLORIFIC (511)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. COLORIFIC (511) 31
2. ANIMAL FARM (510) 13 COLORIFIC (511)
3. THE MYRMIDONS (23) 0 Unchartered Team
4. AARDVARK & CO. (40) 0
5. BULLDOGS (157) -2 (153)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511) 993 441 34 69.2 1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511) 12 2 1
2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510) %1750 865 67 66.9 2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510) 9 1 0
3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157) %1678 %1058 54 61.3 3/ 4 BULLDOGS (157) 5 4 0
4- 4 AARDVARK & CO. (40) 697 516 36 57.5 4- 3 AARDVARK & CO. (40) 5 5 0
5- 6 THE MYRMIDONS (23) 50 60 5 45.5 5/ 5 HOT BEASTS (686) 4 11 1
6/ 7 HOT BEASTS (686) 81 127 12 38.9 6- 7 THE MYRMIDONS (23) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Strike a pose.
Ok... was anyone paying attention last round? I hit hard. What's with these naked
dudes? I see these fellas show up at the Brss Pole and then bring their freeballin'
ways into the arena. Look, you guys tip me well, so I'll give you one.
Cover up, lads.
You're welcome.
Busty Wet-T
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, ARUAK CITY? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-0-0 is nice, but
don't get cocky, ANIMAL FARM, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of
course, we're all terribly impressed to see COLOSSAL BABE win a fight and gain 22
points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, VENOMOUS CONCUBINE beat PUG and PUG lost 10 points.
You're breakin' my heart. Looks like ARUAK CITY has some guts at least, BUSTY WET-T
the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior. COTTON CRAWDAD challenged
ARUAK CITY's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And it's out with the old, in with
the new, as COTTON CRAWDAD takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old
Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you
think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. What's
the big D? AARDVARK & CO. was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like COLORIFIC avoided them the most this
turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only
shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of ARUAK CITY. I feel much better now. Paste this one in your
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COTTON CRAWDAD 8176 13 2 0 111 ANIMAL FARM (510)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAZEL HIPPO 8174 18 3 1 124 ANIMAL FARM (510)
BRANDYWINE BOAR 8077 32 11 0 112 ANIMAL FARM (510)
GREEN THUMB 8121 26 7 0 105 COLORIFIC (511)
SEEING RED 8189 10 2 1 103 COLORIFIC (511)
-RED SOPHIA 8122 12 21 1 102 AARDVARK & CO. (40)
-JAKA 8123 12 22 1 100 AARDVARK & CO. (40)
BUSTY WET-T 8125 19 16 3 98 HOT BEASTS (686)
-MAD COW DISEASE 8145 13 4 2 93 BULLDOGS (157)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TEH PERFORATOR 8093 17 24 1 90 HOT BEASTS (686)
COLOSSAL BABE 8094 12 30 1 86 HOT BEASTS (686)
PUG 8160 16 8 0 81 BULLDOGS (157)
-EEKZ HALF-EAR 8204 8 4 0 77 AARDVARK & CO. (40)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MUGZ DARKTALON 8211 5 4 0 59 AARDVARK & CO. (40)
-SEPIA SQUID 8177 9 2 0 58 ANIMAL FARM (510)
-PUPPY EYES 8202 8 2 0 58 BULLDOGS (157)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ACHILLES 3947 5 4 1 51 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
-SEPTIR 154 8 15 1 40 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
GOLDEN TONGUE 8206 7 4 0 40 COLORIFIC (511)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THANATOS 361 7 9 0 35 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLACK HEART 8236 6 2 1 32 COLORIFIC (511)
GREYHOUND BUS 8233 6 2 0 31 BULLDOGS (157)
RED NOSE 8245 5 0 0 24 COLORIFIC (511)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YELLOW YAK 8208 3 2 0 21 ANIMAL FARM (510)
DOMINOMA 8252 1 3 1 13 HOT BEASTS (686)
-PATROCLUS 8210 2 4 1 11 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
-THE JUDGE 8253 1 2 0 9 AARDVARK & CO. (40)
PINA COLLADA 8243 1 4 1 8 HOT BEASTS (686)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CIRINIST 8134 14 14 2 AARDVARK & CO. 40 MAD COW DISEASE 8145 832 NOT REVENGED
OLD YELLER 8241 2 1 1 BULLDOGS 157 DOMINOMA 8252 833
TALIS 351 10 7 1 THE MYRMIDONS 23 SEEING RED 8189 834
PERSONAL ADS
I am here to report that Animal Farm, which captured a slick 4-0 this round, has two
warriors traveling to the OctoMailer. Cotton Crawdad and Yellow Yak will gladly accept
your well-wishes. -- Sissy, The Animal Farm Publicist (Who is really hot stuff!)
Aye! Luv me critters! -- Mino
Colossal Babe, whew! That was a close one! I like the win, but I feel like a tree fell
on me. -- Sepia Squid
Eekz Half-Ear, you saw my last performance pre-mailer and I was at my very, very best.
-- Cotton Crawdad
Red Sophia, weren't we a pair? You with that red haier and me with my lovely hazel
eyes? -- Hazel Hippo (Who needs to go on a diet!)
The Perforator, that was a pretty good fight for a pair of old foggies. -- Brandywine
Boar
All right. O.K. So I only had a 3-1 round. So? A little weak for the very, very best
manager in the game, but I will fix the failures. No doubt. -- Purple People Eater,
Proud Colorific Manager
It was a Colorific day. Let me summarize for all you followers:
Blackheart engulfed Pina Collada.
Green Thumb fertilized Jaka.
Red Nose sneezed Dominoma.
Golden Tongue was frenched by Mugz Darktalon.
-- Mildred, Assistant to PPE
Congratulations again to Busty Wet-T, Duelmaster of The Heart And Soul Of Andoria.
Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor
Yeah, Busty, you put up the good fight and showed me who was boss. I guess I has my
eyes too often on the whopping headlights. -- Pug
Thanks for the warm-up, Convicted Assassin. -- Mad Cow Disease
What?! Oh, my! I lost to Dangerous Criminal?! Back to the drawing board. Gotta get the
boat movin'. -- Greyhound Bus
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Kennelworth
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COTTON CRAWDAD bested BUSTY WET-T in a 1 minute bloody Challenge Title fight.
PUG slimly lost to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute expert's battle.
HAZEL HIPPO overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SEEING RED devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GREEN THUMB outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a unpopular 15 minute one-sided duel.
BRANDYWINE BOAR beat TEH PERFORATOR in a popular 4 minute master's brawl.
COLOSSAL BABE handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BLACK HEART overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GOLDEN TONGUE savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 4 minute veteran vs. beginner fight.
GREYHOUND BUS demolished PINA COLLADA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DOMINOMA was overcome by RED NOSE in a 2 minute novice's contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 32 - 11 - 0 74 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 3 - 2 73 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 22 - 12 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 35 - 24 - 4 59 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 32 - 30 - 3 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 9 - 1 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 41 - 3 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 836 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 4 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK COTTON CRAWDAD 8176 13 2 0 111 ANIMAL FARM (510)
TOTAL PARRY HAZEL HIPPO 8174 18 3 1 124 ANIMAL FARM (510)
PARRY-STRIKE SEEING RED 8189 10 2 1 103 COLORIFIC (511)
STRIKING ATTACK PUG 8160 16 8 0 81 BULLDOGS (157)
WALL OF STEEL GOLDEN TONGUE 8206 7 4 0 40 COLORIFIC (511)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TEH PERFORATOR 8093. The most popular warrior this
turn was TEH PERFORATOR 8093. The ten other most popular fighters were GOLDEN TONGUE
8206, SEEING RED 8189, COTTON CRAWDAD 8176, PUG 8160, BRANDYWINE BOAR 8077, COLOSSAL
BABE 8094, DOMINOMA 8252, BLACK HEART 8236, GREYHOUND BUS 8233, and HAZEL HIPPO 8174.
The least popular fighter this week was GREEN THUMB 8121. The other ten least
popular fighters were PINA COLLADA 8243, BUSTY WET-T 8125, RED NOSE 8245, HAZEL HIPPO
8174, GREYHOUND BUS 8233, BLACK HEART 8236, DOMINOMA 8252, COLOSSAL BABE 8094,
BRANDYWINE BOAR 8077, and PUG 8160.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BUSTY WET-T (11-8125) HOT BEASTS (686)
WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 12-14, 2018. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center,
jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--the code is RSG.
Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.
The hotel reservation site is: http://tinyurl.com/yaekcffp
This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.
Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!