DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/23/2017    Duedate: 07/06/2017

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-828

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GREEN THUMB
COLORIFIC (511)
(11-8121) [20-5-0,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GREEN THUMB                    ALICE TROOPER
COLORIFIC (511)                REIGNS WORLD (695)
(11-8121) [20-5-0,101]         (11-8193) [4-0-0,58]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TEH PERFORATOR                 JAKA
HOT BEASTS (686)               AARDVARK & CO. (40)
(11-8093) [15-19-0,70]         (11-8123) [10-17-1,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BULLDOGS (157)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOT BEASTS (686)            42
2. COLORIFIC (511)             25      COLORIFIC (511)
3. THE MYRMIDONS (23)          24      Unchartered Team
4. LINKS OF TERROR (697)       23
5. BULLDOGS (157)              22      REIGNS WORLD (695)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          965 431 32 69.1   1/ 1 BULLDOGS (157)           12  1 0
 2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1728 858 67 66.8   2/ 0 DARK CLOUDS (698)         9  6 0
 3/ 0 DARK CLOUDS (698)         35  19  0 64.8   3/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)         8  2 0
 4/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)           %1661 %1046 52 61.4   4/ 3*REIGNS WORLD (695)        7  8 0
 5/ 4 AARDVARK & CO. (40)      680 498 36 57.7   5/ 4 COLORIFIC (511)           6  5 0
 6/ 5*REIGNS WORLD (695)        10  10  1 50.0   6/ 0 LINKS OF TERROR (697)     6  8 0
 7/ 6 THE MYRMIDONS (23)        45  50  4 47.4   7/ 6 THE MYRMIDONS (23)        6  9 2
 8/ 0 LINKS OF TERROR (697)     25  28  1 47.2   8/ 5 HOT BEASTS (686)          6  9 1
 9/ 0 DRIFTY DREAMS (696)       24  28  0 46.2   9/ 8 IMMORTALS (85)            5  3 0
10/ 7 IMMORTALS (85)           %1043 %1252 82 45.4  10/ 0 DRIFTY DREAMS (696)       5  8 0
11/ 8 HOT BEASTS (686)          69 101  9 40.6  11/ 7 AARDVARK & CO. (40)       4 11 0
12- 9 THE MANTICORES (691)      15  28  8 34.9  12- 9 THE MANTICORES (691)      1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Back in the saddle, but not long to enjoy.  Off to the Isle to continue looking up 
goodness.  I wasn't expecting to go this soon, but hey, that's the spirit of life.

Oh, Green Thumb, talking all kinds of tasty smack, girlfriend.  But I smaked you off 
the throne os one of my last acts here.  Green Thumb, red ass.

You ended up on the wurst end.  Try to mustard some dignity.

Want fries with that?

Your Duelmaster,

Hot Dog Gal

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  It was a tough 
week for AARDVARK & CO., to drop 4 places in the rankings.  It looks like the guys(?) 
at HOT BEASTS had a good week as they went 4-1-1 to put them in 8th place.  I guess 
steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for NASTY ELEMENTAL, who flew up 21 points 
in the rankings after mashing THUNDER WONDER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was THUNDER WONDER, who dropped 18 
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with NASTY ELEMENTAL.  
BRANDYWINE BOAR got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt she was more than 
anxious to kick HOT DOG GAL's tail out of the throne!  Our battling duelmaster HOT 
DOG GAL has managed to hold the title, fending off BRANDYWINE BOAR's none too subtle 
advances.  Better luck next time, ANIMAL FARM.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed 
protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad AARDVARK & CO.?  Big bad AARDVARK & CO..  Big bad AARDVARK & CO..  ARUAK 
CITY's afraid of the big bad AARDVARK & CO..  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be 
funny, but catch IMMORTALS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft 
at running from AARDVARK & CO..  And who is this EEKZ HALF-EAR you ask, with 21 
points and a 3-2-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  This week 11-6-0 COPPER TONE was 
sent to the Dark Arena.  I know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take 
notice of this.  There's got to be more reason for the sending of COPPER TONE to the 
Dark Arena than hers record (11-6-0).  Anybody got any ideas COLORIFIC?  Carrion Bird 
Cinematic Humor:  TONARION II:  THE REMATCH.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try 
and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ARUAK CITY have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREEN THUMB 8121             20   5  0   101       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAD COW DISEASE 8145          9   2  1    97       BULLDOGS (157)
 JAKA 8123                    10  17  1    96       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 BRANDYWINE BOAR 8077         25  10  0    95       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-COTTON CRAWDAD 8176           8   0  0    94       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293         16  20  1    93       IMMORTALS (85)
 PUG 8160                     12   4  0    93       BULLDOGS (157)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           19  17  0    87       IMMORTALS (85)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAZEL HIPPO 8174             11   2  1    77       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 TEH PERFORATOR 8093          15  19  0    70       HOT BEASTS (686)
 RED SOPHIA 8122              10  16  1    70       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 THUNDER WONDER 8229           8   3  0    70       DARK CLOUDS (698)
 PUPPY EYES 8202               7   0  0    68       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUSTY WET-T 8125             14  13  3    62       HOT BEASTS (686)
 CIRINIST 8134                12  12  2    60       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 ALICE TROOPER 8193            4   0  0    58       REIGNS WORLD (695)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLOSSAL BABE 8094            9  25  1    53       HOT BEASTS (686)
 KIRENN 8220                   8   2  1    53       LINKS OF TERROR (697)
-SEPIA SQUID 8177              7   0  0    53       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 ENTRON 7473                   9  15  0    50       IMMORTALS (85)
 CANDY CANE 8216               5   6  0    48       DRIFTY DREAMS (696)
 MCWITTLE 7474                11  13  1    47       IMMORTALS (85)
 TALIS 351                     8   6  0    47       THE MYRMIDONS (23)
 SEPTIR 154                    8  12  1    41       THE MYRMIDONS (23)
-SEEING RED 8189               5   1  0    41       COLORIFIC (511)
 AZNA 8222                     4   2  0    40       LINKS OF TERROR (697)
-OX 8157                       3   4  0    39       THE MANTICORES (691)
 MS. DECEMBER 8150             7  10  2    38       HOT BEASTS (686)
 RAIN STORM 8230              10   1  0    37       DARK CLOUDS (698)
 DAKUROZU 8232                 4   6  0    36       DARK CLOUDS (698)
 BONGO 8231                    6   5  0    35       DARK CLOUDS (698)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BULL MARKET 8203              4   1  0    33       BULLDOGS (157)
 STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN 8190       4   0  1    31       REIGNS WORLD (695)
 HASAMI 8219                   4   7  0    31       DRIFTY DREAMS (696)
 ELYTRA 8228                   7   4  0    29       DARK CLOUDS (698)
 GREY STREAK 8196              5   2  0    27       COLORIFIC (511)
 THANATOS 361                  6   7  0    25       THE MYRMIDONS (23)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GOBLIN BREATH 8155            4   6  3    21       THE MANTICORES (691)
 EEKZ HALF-EAR 8204            3   2  0    21       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 YELLOW YAK 8208               2   1  0    21       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-LIGHTNING 8158                3   6  3    20       THE MANTICORES (691)
 ONIHANA 8218                  3   7  0    20       DRIFTY DREAMS (696)
 JOPAR 8225                    4   7  0    19       LINKS OF TERROR (697)
 ACHILLES 3947                 3   3  1    18       THE MYRMIDONS (23)
-CHEESE 8215                   3   1  0    18       DRIFTY DREAMS (696)
 PATROCLUS 8210                2   1  1    17       THE MYRMIDONS (23)
-SAPHIRE 8156                  3   3  2    16       THE MANTICORES (691)
-CASSIUS 8199                  1   3  0    13       THE MANTICORES (691)
 GOLDEN TONGUE 8206            2   1  0    10       COLORIFIC (511)
 RHAPSODY 8212                 0   2  0     2       REIGNS WORLD (695)
 MUGZ DARKTALON 8211           0   2  0     2       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
-LEPAN 8221                    0   1  0     1       LINKS OF TERROR (697)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
COPPER TONE 8133       11  6 0 COLORIFIC 511        DEVELLAN JARA         828  NONE
TONARION 8224           4  7 0 LINKS OF TERROR 697  MS. DECEMBER 8150     828   
FENDER 8191             2  2 0 REIGNS WORLD 695     PATROCLUS 8210        828   
TIA CARRERA 8213        0  2 0 REIGNS WORLD 695     ACHILLES 3947         828   
ROGUE 431               2  2 0 THE MYRMIDONS 23     STAIRWAY TO HEAV 8190 825   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

What? What! I must have a bunch of dingbats in my portfolio of alleged warriors! Only 
a 2-2? That's all? My lazy warriors can only do that for me! Drat! There WILL be 
changes! And, and, and, Green Thumb had the throne stolen from her?!  By a Hot Dog. 
Thumb, you and Copper Tone are in deep doodoo. All you Colorifics had better change 
your ways - or else! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager (but perhaps not 
so proud of his current bunch)
 
Alice, I do not like nice male Alices. Females neither. -- Grey Streak, Proud 
Colorific

Congratulations to Hot Dog Gal, Duelmaster of Aruak City and newly appointed Lord 
Protector! Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Archelf, hey, great! We are very pleased to have you in Aruak City. Welcome, welcome, 
welcome. -- Kennelworth and all the Bulldogs

Hot Dog Gal, we all hope you relish ADM and catsup with all your old friends there. -- 
The Bulldogs

Colossal Babe, wow! That was such a big win for an upstart like me! I am stoked! -- 
Puppy Eyes

Red Sophia, that was quite the tussle. I was lucky to come out on the winning end. A 
salute to you. -- Mad Cow Disease

Rhapsody, you are one tough cookie. And I say that in a complimentary way! -- Bull 
Market

Convicted Assassin, thanks for the fight. I really needed that win. -- Pug

Health; Humility; Honor. Aruak City, the Heart And Soul of Andoria awaits us all. -- 
Kennelworth

Har de har! Me critters bea gittin me yon 4-0! Luv me critters. Aye! Take that'n, PPE, 
ye rapscallion! -- Mino

Veteran Mercenary (twice), Venomous Concubine, and Convicted Thief, we all thank you 
for filling in and giving us a match. -- Brandywine Boar, Cotton Crawdad, Hazel Hippo, 
and Yellow Yak

Achilles -- Wow, almost got me!  It's that heel thing I bet. -- S.T.H.

Yellow Yak -- Yeah, but a cat stairway! -- S.T.H.

Mug Darktelon -- Hey my treat at the Bulldog Inn. -- Fender

The Myrmidons -- Wow, that is a low number.  Probably for convention yearrrrs balc 
hun... -- Archelf

Thanatos -- Nice parry.  It's looking a bit scary up here! -- Alice

Bull Market -- Great fight!  Nice learns! -- Rhapsody

Golden Tongue -- Seems you didn't need a tongue in that fight. -- Tia

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COPPER TONE was butchered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRANDYWINE BOAR was viciously subdued by HOT DOG GAL in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
GREEN THUMB luckily beat JAKA in a 5 minute master's Challenge Title duel.
ALICE TROOPER defeated MCWITTLE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
BULL MARKET bested EEKZ HALF-EAR in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
MAD COW DISEASE devastated RED SOPHIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
PUG overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
NASTY ELEMENTAL vanquished THUNDER WONDER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LEO GUARDSMAN overpowered CIRINIST in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
ENTRON was overpowered by TEH PERFORATOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
PUPPY EYES savagely defeated SEPTIR in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
COLOSSAL BABE was bested by KIRENN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CANDY CANE savagely defeated BONGO in a 2 minute bloody match.
BUSTY WET-T narrowly defeated TALIS in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
DAKUROZU overpowered ONIHANA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HASAMI was unbelievably bested by RAIN STORM in a action packed 6 minute brutal duel.
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN viciously subdued JOPAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
MS. DECEMBER executed TONARION in a 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
AZNA savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute bloody fight.
THANATOS was bested by ELYTRA in a 2 minute gory contest.
GREY STREAK overpowered MUGZ DARKTALON in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ACHILLES easily killed TIA CARRERA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RHAPSODY slimly lost to GOLDEN TONGUE in a 4 minute novice's bout.
PATROCLUS slew FENDER in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
YELLOW YAK overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY       36 -   9 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  21 -  3      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  10 -  2      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        18 -  13 -  1      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    36 -  50 -  4      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  38 -  1      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   3 -  0      25  |

Turn 828 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         5 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GREEN THUMB 8121           20   5  0  101 COLORIFIC (511)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD COW DISEASE 8145        9   2  1   97 BULLDOGS (157)
STRIKING ATTACK  PUG 8160                   12   4  0   93 BULLDOGS (157)
WALL OF STEEL    LEO GUARDSMAN 7317         19  17  0   87 IMMORTALS (85)
AIMED BLOW       ALICE TROOPER 8193          4   0  0   58 REIGNS WORLD (695)
PARRY-STRIKE     TALIS 351                   8   6  0   47 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TEH PERFORATOR 8093.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JAKA 8123.  The ten other most popular fighters were HASAMI 8219, ALICE 
TROOPER 8193, STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN 8190, CANDY CANE 8216, RHAPSODY 8212, BULL MARKET 
8203, PUPPY EYES 8202, AZNA 8222, ELYTRA 8228, and GREY STREAK 8196.

The least popular fighter this week was TIA CARRERA 8213.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MUGZ DARKTALON 8211, ONIHANA 8218, BONGO 8231, COLOSSAL BABE 
8094, ENTRON 7473, COPPER TONE 8133, YELLOW YAK 8208, PATROCLUS 8210, TONARION 8224, 
and MS. DECEMBER 8150.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HOT DOG GAL (11-8090) HOT BEASTS (686)