DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/05/2016    Duedate: 02/18/2016

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-795

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROSIE THE RIVETER
SCORPIONS (666)
(11-7942) [13-13-2,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROSIE THE RIVETER              TEH PERFORATOR
SCORPIONS (666)                HOT BEASTS (686)
(11-7942) [13-13-2,128]        (11-8093) [2-1-0,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ROSIE THE RIVETER              UNDERDOG
SCORPIONS (666)                BULLDOGS (157)
(11-7942) [13-13-2,128]        (11-7869) [19-10-0,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BULLDOGS (157)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SCORPIONS (666)             47
2. BULLDOGS (157)              34      COLORIFIC (511)
3. MEN OF ILL REPUTE! (685)    28      Unchartered Team
4. HOT BEASTS (686)            26
5. COLORIFIC (511)             23SATAN'S BORED GAMES (681)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SATAN'S BORED GAME (681)   1   0  0  100   1/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)           12  1 1
 2/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          861 393 32 68.7   2/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)          11  2 1
 3/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1617 823 63 66.3   3/ 1 ANIMAL FARM (510)        10  2 0
 4- 4*WEIRD STUDENTS (678)      14   9  0 60.9   4/ 5*HOT BEASTS (686)          7  7 2
 5/ 3 AARDVARK & CO. (40)      617 400 31 60.7   5/ 4 AARDVARK & CO. (40)       6  9 0
 6/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1550 %1011 49 60.5   6/ 6 SCORPIONS (666)           2  6 1
 7/ 6*HOT BEASTS (686)           7   7  2 50.0   7/ 0*SATAN'S BORED GAME (681)  1  0 0
 8/ 7 SCORPIONS (666)           70 143  8 32.9   8/ 0*MEN OF ILL REPUTE! (685)  1  4 0
 9/ 0*MEN OF ILL REPUTE! (685)   1   4  0 20.0   9- 7*WEIRD STUDENTS (678)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     White Worm wins title number six.  He fought well; good for him. We have to give 
him some credit before I take over his column.
     See, Mino asked me to intercede, because he thinks everyone has the wrong 
impression of his Animal Farm Team.  How are they doing so well, you ask?  Where and 
how does he, Mino, get all those godling recruits?
     Well, I am here to correct that impression.  Oh, yes.  Mino and Animal Farms gets 
the same old recruits as everyone else.  Let me put that in facts.  Here are the birth 
stats of the five current "critters' who have a combined personal record of 35-15-4.

                                 ST -- 8,9,10,11,16
                                 CN -- 3,5,9,15,16
                                 SZ -- 6,13,13,18,18
                                 WT -- 9,14,14,14,16
                                 WL -- 16,16,16,18,18
                                 SP -- 5,7,9,11,13
                                 DF -- 10,10,10,10,14

     Not so much; not so much at all!  Not a godling in the bunch.  Just a bunch of 
committed, hard-working animals, and an old pirate manager who knows his stuff. 
(Despite what Purple People Eater says!)

                                          -- Animal Farm Publicist (for White Worm)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ARUAK CITY to 
see what's new.  Like, ANIMAL FARM had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off 
#1 spot by BULLDOGS!  Way to go BULLDOGS!  Cut this out and put it in your 
scrapbooks, HOT BEASTS!  'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 4th!  MVP award for 
BLUE BURRO?  ANIMAL FARM's proud of him after beating DANGEROUS CRIMINAL and getting 
18 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  WHITE HAIR's match with YOUMADEMEDOIT cost 
him a loss of 7 points!  Boo, hoo!  ROSIE THE RIVETER slew (slaught?  slet?) WHITE 
WORM!  Actually I never liked him much.  He just wanted to fight all the time.  Who 
was the wiseguy that said ARUAK CITY's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The 
Bulldog Inn?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of AARDVARK & CO. must be getting 
lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  
Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are BULLDOGS?  AARDVARK & CO., an easy team to beat if 
I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is ROSIE THE RIVETER 
popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of ARUAK CITY!  She's got a 
13-13-2, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROSIE THE RIVETER 7942       13  13  2   128       SCORPIONS (666)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED LIP 7941                 18   4  1   108       COLORIFIC (511)
 YELLOW BELLY 7998            15   5  1   103       COLORIFIC (511)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK PLAGUE 8004            16   2  0    98       COLORIFIC (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNDERDOG 7869                19  10  0    86       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIDO 8028                     8   1  1    61       BULLDOGS (157)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEARCH DOG 7955              14  12  0    55       BULLDOGS (157)
 BLUE BURRO 7994              11   7  0    55       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 BULLWINKLE 8065               7   2  0    54       BULLDOGS (157)
 GOLD TOOTH 8026               5   2  1    52       COLORIFIC (511)
 PINK 'POSSUM 8072             5   2  0    47       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 FERDINAND 8076                4   2  1    46       BULLDOGS (157)
 WEISSHAUPT 8053              10   3  0    40       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 BESTARIUS 8024                8   7  2    39       SCORPIONS (666)
 BRASS BEAGLE 8027             6   4  1    36       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUKE LEONARDI 8030            8   7  0    31       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 BRANDYWINE BOAR 8077          5   0  0    30       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 YOUMADEMEDOIT 8070            5   4  0    29       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 MOONROACH 8052                6   6  0    26       AARDVARK & CO. (40)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEH PERFORATOR 8093           2   1  0    22       HOT BEASTS (686)
-ELEGANT EDWARD 7989           4   3  0    19       WEIRD STUDENTS (678)
 WHITE HAIR 8064               2   4  0    19       COLORIFIC (511)
-COLOSSAL BABE 8094            1   1  1    17       HOT BEASTS (686)
 DEMONOPOLY 8039               1   0  0    17       SATAN'S BORED GAMES (681)
 I CAN KILL!! 8092             2   1  0    16       HOT BEASTS (686)
-FAILING FRANK 8002            2   2  0    14       WEIRD STUDENTS (678)
 ELROD 8075                    3   4  0    13       AARDVARK & CO. (40)
 GREAT CRAMBOLI 8088           1   0  0    13       MEN OF ILL REPUTE! (685)
 HOT DOG GAL 8090              2   1  1    10       HOT BEASTS (686)
 PENNY PRICE 8091              0   3  0     3       HOT BEASTS (686)
 ZEEK 8085                     0   1  0     1       MEN OF ILL REPUTE! (685)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WHITE WORM 8000        12  1 2 ANIMAL FARM 510      ROSIE THE RIVETE 7942 795   
DA1 8087                0  1 0 MEN OF ILL REPUT 685 SHEWISH GIANT         795  NONE
DA2 8084                0  1 0 MEN OF ILL REPUT 685 WURM KIN              795  NONE
DA3 8086                0  1 0 MEN OF ILL REPUT 685 STONE GOLEM           795  NONE
CHORLYNDYR 8071         3  2 0 SCORPIONS 666        COLOSSAL BABE 8094    793   
JOYOUS JOY 7991         3  3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 678   FIDO 8028             792   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Not the most loquacious of our illustious roster, but the other beasts prodded me 
forward.  Great first round of Kerfluffles.  The second, gonna call them learning 
experiences.  Now I have to bang these dents out of my chest plate.  My boobs aren't 
fitting right. -- Colossal Babe

Yo, ho, ho! Me critters done 4-1?! Luv me critters. Aye. -- Mino

I Can Kill, well, can you or can't you? I know you can lose. You did that well. -- 
Brandywine Boar

Weisshaupt, if I gotta lose, then losing to an Aardvark and a better warrior is the 
way to go.  But, I gotta tell ya, it hurt! -- Blue Burro (braying in pain)

The Perforator, some like it hot; I like to win. Capiche? -- Brass Beagle (woofing in 
joy and excitement)

Elrod, I think maybe I pinked you. -- Pink Possum

M. Chardinee, good try. They sent the best they had, I guess. -- White Worm, DMVI

Congratulations to Mino and Animal Farm for White Worm's defense of the title, giving 
him number six.  Well done!  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- 
Kennelworth, Proprietor

Duke Leonardi, we searched and we searched and we searched, but then you gave up on 
me? -- Search Dog

Khalhum's Dwarf, well, shucks!  I lost to you and it was my own stupid fault!  Yikes! 
-- Underdog

Captured Orc, thanks for being the cannon fodder for us. -- Fido and Bullwinkle

Cult Member, I am sorry I whacked you so hard I killed you.  That wasn't my intent, 
even though I disagree with your cult thinking.  Sorry. -- Ferdinand

Health. Humility. Honor.  Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits us all. -- 
Kennelworth

5-0-1, baby!  Yowser!  What other manager in this dump is good enough to do that?  
Only the best.  Only the best. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Convicted Assassin, outta my way punk!  I am on a mission. Next time I will kill you 
even deader. -- Red Lip, Proud Colorific

Avoiding me, White Worm? Afraid of me? You should be. You should. I want that title. 
-- Red Lip, Proud Colorific

Colossal Babe, I AM the hot one. You are the losing one. -- Gold Tooth, Proud 
Colorific

Convicted Assassin, are you the best The Commission has to offer? You seemed like more 
of a wimpy loser to us. -- Yellow Belly and Black Plague, Proud Colorifics

Embezzling Scribe, whooped your axx, I did! -- White Hair, Proud Colorific

Managers of Aruak City, may your bests have died in the Tempe Face - that is, if you 
even have a best. Bwahahaha. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific

White Worm -- Congrats on YET another turn as our Duelmaster... nice record -- go to 
AD already, lol!! -- Cerebus

Search Dog -- WTH is your carry capacity??? sheesh... -- Duke Leonardi

Blue Burro -- I give you kudos for having a helluva stamina for your style. -- 
Weisshaupt

Pink Possum -- For a gal with such a fluffy cute name, you pack quite a punch... -- 
Elrod, still nursing his broken arm

Hot Dog Gal -- Bad match up for you I guess... good for me though!  Next time, try 
waking up before the match starts. -- Moonroach

Penny -- You came out in blaze of action... and went out naping.  Still, I enjoyed our 
dance.  Any time you wanna tango again, call me. -- Youmademedoit

Lord Scorpio, your alliance in TWX is awaiting you to post in the NEXT newsletter 
that: 
     Alliance = MERCENARIES
     Mates = Lord Scorpio (capt), Keyoke, Wednesday
All certs are in or covered by Consortium folk. -- Oz The All Helpful

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA3 was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA2 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BRANDYWINE BOAR unbelievably bested DUKE LEONARDI in a 9 minute Challenge contest.
WHITE WORM was butchered by ROSIE THE RIVETER in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
YELLOW BELLY overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
RED LIP handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
UNDERDOG viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute gruesome duel.
BLACK PLAGUE overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
SEARCH DOG savagely defeated WEISSHAUPT in a tiring 23 minute gory melee.
BLUE BURRO demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
BULLWINKLE devastated MOONROACH in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PINK 'POSSUM devastated DELARQUAN SPY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BESTARIUS was handily defeated by GOLD TOOTH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FIDO overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gruesome uneven struggle.
FERDINAND overpowered DELARQUAN SPY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BRASS BEAGLE devastated ELROD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHITE HAIR was subdued by YOUMADEMEDOIT in a 2 minute bout.
I CAN KILL!! beat MORDANT DESERTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's match.
HOT DOG GAL bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's contest.
PENNY PRICE was defeated by GREAT CRAMBOLI in a exciting 1 minute duel.
TEH PERFORATOR overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
DEMONOPOLY handily defeated ZEEK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  16 -  2      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  22 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  12 -  4      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  17 -  4      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  15 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  24 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   3 -  0      25  |

Turn 795 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         6  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   RED LIP 7941               18   4  1  108 COLORIFIC (511)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOW BELLY 7998          15   5  1  103 COLORIFIC (511)
WALL OF STEEL    UNDERDOG 7869              19  10  0   86 BULLDOGS (157)
TOTAL PARRY      SEARCH DOG 7955            14  12  0   55 BULLDOGS (157)
SLASHING ATTACK  FERDINAND 8076              4   2  1   46 BULLDOGS (157)
PARRY-STRIKE     BESTARIUS 8024              8   7  2   39 SCORPIONS (666)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ROSIE THE RIVETER 7942.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was UNDERDOG 7869.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLACK PLAGUE 
8004, WHITE HAIR 8064, DA1 8087, YELLOW BELLY 7998, RED LIP 7941, BLUE BURRO 7994, 
GOLD TOOTH 8026, FIDO 8028, I CAN KILL!! 8092, and DA2 8084.

The least popular fighter this week was SEARCH DOG 7955.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WEISSHAUPT 8053, BRANDYWINE BOAR 8077, DUKE LEONARDI 8030, ZEEK 8085, 
ELROD 8075, BESTARIUS 8024, MOONROACH 8052, WHITE WORM 8000, DEMONOPOLY 8039, and 
BRASS BEAGLE 8027.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BART WELLENS 4848 (110-61-0)           4  4  0         INQUISITION GC 03    
JAMES FLETCHER 3810 (119-96-1)         0  5  0         WAY TOO MUCH BEER    

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DICKY V GOES POSTAL 6940 (56-28-2)     6  3  0         FASCINATION          
SHOTGUN GANDHI 6760 (83-49-0)          4  3  0         ARMED & GREGARIOUS   
BIONIC BUFFALO 6570 (125-90-0)         3  3  0         DO IT AGAIN          
MARKUS 2295 (100-69-2)                 2  3  0         BLOODRIGHT           

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALBINO RAINBOW 6238 (48-36-2)          1  3  0         WAR-C-KERS           
SAINTS 6248 (50-28-0)                  0  3  0         BLACK COLOSSUS       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NY STATE OF MIND 7402 (25-3-0)         4  3  0         ILLMATIC             
TICKLE ME TIGER 7391 (44-31-2)         3  3  0         FURRY FURY           
HONEY BOO BOO 7645 (42-33-2)           2  3  0         REALITY TV           
VIRGINIA'S SECRET 6295 (38-35-1)       1  3  0         WAR-C-KERS           

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ANDERS 7593 (7-0-0)                    7  4  2         THE FINAL FIVE       
ROSIE THE RIVETER 7942 (12-13-1)       2  3  0         SCORPIONS            

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BESTARIUS 8024 (8-6-2)                 0  3  0         SCORPIONS            
LLAMA TURNER 6052 (10-3-0)             0  1  0  DEAD   ANIMAL MAGNETISM     

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WARRIOR THREE 8047 (4-1-0)             6  3  0         201507 FTF 01        
IOTA VIRGINIS 7949 (1-0-0)             4  3  0         VIRGO                
COWL 7016 (3-0-0)                      3  3  0         OMEGA LEGION         
FIDO 8028 (6-1-1)                      3  3  0         BULLDOGS             

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEMONOPOLY 8039 (0-0-0)                3  3  1         SATAN'S BORED GAMES  
FAILING FRANK 8002 (2-2-0)             1  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GREAT CRAMBOLI 8088 (0-0-0)            7  3  0         MEN OF ILL REPUTE!   
MILD MIKE 8032 (0-0-0)                 2  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       
NUNC PRO TUNC 8083 (0-0-0)             2  3  1         201507 FTF 01        
WARRIOR SIX 8074 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         201507 FTF 01