DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/10/2018    Duedate: 01/23/2018

RIZTAB ARENA

DM-12    TURN-843

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TIMYCHA
DREAMERS (142)
(12-7431) [20-15-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NAILED THERE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
DEAD PARROT (477)              
(12-4533) [12-5-0,108]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NAILED THERE                   LIZARD
DEAD PARROT (477)              FORCE OF FIVE (586)
(12-4533) [12-5-0,108]         (12-7449) [2-2-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEAD PARROT (477)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SWEET MAGIC (267)           35
2. DREAMERS (142)              28      DEAD PARROT (477)
3. BLUE NOTE (474)              0      Unchartered Team
4. F IS FOR FROG (694)          0
5. WING MEN (362)               0      JIMMIE'S PICKS (555)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DEAD PARROT (477)         44  24  2 64.7   1/ 1 DEAD PARROT (477)        10  2 0
 2- 2*VOLBEAT (699)              3   2  2 60.0   2/ 2 DREAMERS (142)            8  5 0
 3/ 3 FORCE OF FIVE (586)       98  74  7 57.0   3/ 6 SWEET MAGIC (267)         5 10 0
 4/ 5 DREAMERS (142)           %1767 %1656 %144 51.6   4- 3 F IS FOR FROG (694)       4  4 0
 5- 6 BLUE NOTE (474)          292 281 15 51.0   5/ 4 FORCE OF FIVE (586)       2  2 0
 6- 7 F IS FOR FROG (694)       41  43  2 48.8   6- 7*VOLBEAT (699)             1  1 1
 7- 8 WING MEN (362)            55  65  2 45.8   7- 8 WING MEN (362)            1  2 0
 8/ 9 SWEET MAGIC (267)        889 %1374 35 39.3   8-11*ANNOYING GUYS (369)       0  1 0
 9-11*ANNOYING GUYS (369)        0   1  0  0.0   9- 9 BLUE NOTE (474)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Arenamaster Rillion, at this point in my career I only have one thing to say.  
"I would do anything for Love.  But I won't do that."  :)

                                          -- Pushin Up Daisies

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in RIZTAB since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Up 'n down.  Up 'n down.  
Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  Well, SWEET MAGIC's 
3rd moved them up to 3-2-0 place.  DREAMERS showed RIZTAB what they were made of as 
they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 3-1-0.  What's with BETTY BOPP?  She 
actually beat RIZTAB's TIO THE MONEYCHANGER, and walked away with 18 more points from 
the fight.  Laughs were big at DEAD PARROT while they watched PROLONGED SQUAWK 
clobber CROTON.  He lost 2 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the 
stands.  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for DREAMERS' outstanding member, 
Duelmaster TIMYCHA.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I 
hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  How well I know the 
feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, TORTURED!  In 
my day, no team with a 100-85-5 would scare me off!  What's the problem, DEAD PARROT? 
What do people see in CROTON?  His 16-19-0?  DREAMERS ain't talkin', but he's got 87 
points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places to 
go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  RIZTAB is 
a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIMYCHA 7431                 20  15  0   103       DREAMERS (142)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAILED THERE 4533            12   5  0   108       DEAD PARROT (477)
 PROLONGED SQUAWK 4536        13   4  0    99       DEAD PARROT (477)
 PUSHIN UP DAISIES 4534        8   5  0    94       DEAD PARROT (477)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CROTON 7424                  16  19  0    87       DREAMERS (142)
-GHOST 7419                    9  10  1    76       F IS FOR FROG (694)
 NORWEIGEN BLUE 4535          10   6  2    68       DEAD PARROT (477)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE BLOB 6510                12   5  2    57       FORCE OF FIVE (586)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LADY DEATHSTRIKE 6729         9   6  1    56       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
-DARWIN 7445                   7   4  0    53       F IS FOR FROG (694)
 THEANO 7507                   8   5  1    51       DREAMERS (142)
 BETTY BOPP 7231               8   9  1    49       SWEET MAGIC (267)
-PLATO 7512                    6   3  1    47       DREAMERS (142)
 JELLY BILLY 7199              7  18  1    40       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 CHOCOHOLIC 7153               4  28  0    40       SWEET MAGIC (267)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOC HOLLIDAY 7496             3   2  2    33       VOLBEAT (699)
-A TAD AGGRESSIVE 7493         2   0  0    32       F IS FOR FROG (694)
 CORN SYRUP 7244               8   6  0    30       SWEET MAGIC (267)
-CATHOLIC 7446                 7   5  1    30       F IS FOR FROG (694)
-BOATS 5380                    5   3  1    27       WING MEN (362)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARISTOTLE 7525                2   2  0    24       DREAMERS (142)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MINGUS 7514                   5   2  0    21       BLUE NOTE (474)
-JUG HEAD 5432                 1   4  0    17       WING MEN (362)
 SNOWCONE 7536                 1   0  0    12       SWEET MAGIC (267)
-GONZO 5468                    0   3  0     9       WING MEN (362)
 LIZARD 7449                   2   2  0     8       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
-HE'S RESTIN 4532              1   4  0     7       DEAD PARROT (477)
-SLINKY 5470                   0   2  0     5       WING MEN (362)
-PUNCTUATION MAN 3299          0   1  0     1       ANNOYING GUYS (369)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BAKA 7516               1  3 0 HI NO UMI 701        PLATO 7512            840   
SHI SHOANIN 7523        2  1 0 HI NO UMI 701        THEANO 7507           839  NOT REVENGED
HONEY CHILE 7227        7 11 0 SWEET MAGIC 267      DOC HOLLIDAY 7496     842   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Betty -- I believe you have witnessed -- Foom. -- N.

This file is corrupted.  Probably bribery or something.  So no personals.  Sorry. -- 
Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PROLONGED SQUAWK devastated CROTON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PUSHIN UP DAISIES was unbelievably bested by TIMYCHA in a 2 minute Title battle.
NAILED THERE overpowered ANGRY ROSETTA in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
NORWEIGEN BLUE devastated JELLY BILLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHOCOHOLIC was demolished by THEANO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BETTY BOPP overpowered TIO THE MONEYCHANGER in a 3 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
CORN SYRUP outwaited MARMADUKE THE BROKE in a dull 7 minute fight.
LIZARD lost to SNOWCONE in a action packed 3 minute gory beginner's duel.
ARISTOTLE vanquished SIBATA THE THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        24 -  12 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -   9 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  24 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   6 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  17 -  0      29  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 843 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    TIMYCHA 7431               20  15  0  103 DREAMERS (142)
LUNGING ATTACK   NAILED THERE 4533          12   5  0  108 DEAD PARROT (477)
AIMED BLOW       PROLONGED SQUAWK 4536      13   4  0   99 DEAD PARROT (477)
STRIKING ATTACK  PUSHIN UP DAISIES 4534      8   5  0   94 DEAD PARROT (477)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NAILED THERE 4533.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LIZARD 7449.  The ten other most popular fighters were PUSHIN UP DAISIES 
4534, NAILED THERE 4533, THEANO 7507, BETTY BOPP 7231, SNOWCONE 7536, TIMYCHA 7431, 
PROLONGED SQUAWK 4536, NORWEIGEN BLUE 4535, ARISTOTLE 7525, and CROTON 7424.

The least popular fighter this week was CORN SYRUP 7244.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CHOCOHOLIC 7153, JELLY BILLY 7199, CROTON 7424, ARISTOTLE 7525, 
NORWEIGEN BLUE 4535, PROLONGED SQUAWK 4536, TIMYCHA 7431, SNOWCONE 7536, BETTY BOPP 
7231, and THEANO 7507.

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