DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/19/2014    Duedate: 12/02/2014

RIZTAB ARENA

DM-12    TURN-764

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MARTYR
TORTURED (669)
(12-7003) [23-4-0,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MARTYR                         SPECTRE
TORTURED (669)                 SPIRIT'S REALM (684)
(12-7003) [23-4-0,119]         (12-7194) [5-0-0,70]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COLTRANE                       COREA
BLUE NOTE (474)                BLUE NOTE (474)
(12-7034) [19-22-0,83]         (12-7086) [18-14-0,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WHO DA MAN? (623)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. IMPORTANT (682)             41
2. DREAMERS (142)              33      DREAMERS (142)
3. TORTURED (669)              26      Unchartered Team
4. WHO DA MAN? (623)           26
5. FANTASTIC FIVE II (679)     17      DEVILS OF THE DARK (686)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*DEVILS OF THE DARK (686)   1   0  0  100   1/ 1 WHO DA MAN? (623)         9  6 1
 2- 1 ENGLISH FOOTBALL (400)    29   9  1 76.3   2/ 2 PURE POISON (680)         8  5 2
 3/ 5*SPIRIT'S REALM (684)       6   5  1 54.5   3/ 4 FANTASTIC FIVE II (679)   7  7 0
 4/ 2 DREAMERS (142)           %1602 %1491 %134 51.8   4/ 6 DREAMERS (142)            6  6 1
 5/ 3 TORTURED (669)            44  42  2 51.2   5/ 3 BLUE NOTE (474)           6  8 0
 6/ 4 PURE POISON (680)         98  95  9 50.8   6/ 5 SWEET MAGIC (267)         5 10 0
 7/ 6 BLUE NOTE (474)          184 188  7 49.5   7- 7 ENGLISH FOOTBALL (400)    3  0 0
 8/ 7 FANTASTIC FIVE II (679)   95 101  4 48.5   8/ 8 TORTURED (669)            3  2 0
 9/ 8 WHO DA MAN? (623)        103 136  6 43.1   9/ 9*SPIRIT'S REALM (684)      2  3 1
10/ 9 SWEET MAGIC (267)        866 %1332 33 39.4  10/ 0*IMPORTANT (682)           2  3 0
11/ 0*IMPORTANT (682)            6  10  2 37.5  11/ 0*DEVILS OF THE DARK (686)  1  0 0
12-10 SUPERIOR FORCES 22 (506)  34  70  2 32.7  12-10 SUPERIOR FORCES 22 (506)  1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, RIZTAB?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see STRENGTH win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Looks like RIZTAB has some 
guts at least, COREA the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior.  MARTYR 
challenged RIZTAB's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out with the old, 
in with the new, as MARTYR takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you 
think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  FANTASTIC FIVE II was the most 
avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks 
like PURE POISON avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if 
you ask me.  Hmph.  And we have MANDRAKE in a challenge, going down 10 points for the 
fight.  Guess what?  I thought MANDRAKE showed great skill and promise when he was 
beat by MYIA.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  WHO DA MAN? has cause to pause today, as 
NECRO-MAN CY was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of 
moods, I'll wager.  A big yahoo goes out to DIOTIMA this turn, for revenging 
DREAMERS' bloodfeud against PURE POISON's warrior BELLADONNA.  Heh, heh, heh.  
Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds 
of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in RIZTAB to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad to see the back of this 
place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARTYR 7003                  23   4  0   119       TORTURED (669)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GAZZA 3538                   11   0  0   154       ENGLISH FOOTBALL (400)
 COREA 7086                   18  14  0   103       BLUE NOTE (474)
-SHEARER 5791                 12   5  0   103       ENGLISH FOOTBALL (400)
 YODA MAN 6328                12  64  0   102       WHO DA MAN? (623)
 AGONY 7088                   13   2  2   101       TORTURED (669)
 NICK O'TINE 7145             14  10  1    95       PURE POISON (680)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KLEPTO MAN 7176               9   4  0    89       WHO DA MAN? (623)
 COLTRANE 7034                19  22  0    83       BLUE NOTE (474)
 NIGHTSHADE 7144              16   3  0    82       PURE POISON (680)
 LOUIE ARMSTRONG 7100         12  14  0    77       BLUE NOTE (474)
 NECRO-MAN CY 7116             9  12  2    73       WHO DA MAN? (623)
 LEONTION 7113                 6  12  1    73       DREAMERS (142)
 BLACK BOLT 7131              13  11  2    72       FANTASTIC FIVE II (679)
 SPECTRE 7194                  5   0  0    70       SPIRIT'S REALM (684)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 T-4 STRAIN 7210               8   2  1    62       WHO DA MAN? (623)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TELAUGES 7184                 6   3  1    56       DREAMERS (142)
 NIGHT CRAWLER 7128           12   6  0    55       FANTASTIC FIVE II (679)
 COLOSSUS 7132                13  11  0    52       FANTASTIC FIVE II (679)
 ARISTODEMUS 7205              7   4  0    49       WHO DA MAN? (623)
 SCIENCE 7177                  2   2  1    39       IMPORTANT (682)
 FLASH 7174                    8   5  0    38       FANTASTIC FIVE II (679)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLEEDING GUMS 7216            5   3  1    37       BLUE NOTE (474)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WILSIE 5415                   4   1  0    33       SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (506)
 DIOTIMA 7209                  5   5  1    32       DREAMERS (142)
 MYIA 7226                     2   4  0    31       DREAMERS (142)
 THING 7200                    8   3  0    30       FANTASTIC FIVE II (679)
 CHOCOHOLIC 7153               4  15  0    27       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 BETTY BOPP 7231               3   1  0    24       SWEET MAGIC (267)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HONEY CHILE 7227              3   3  0    23       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 BEER 7204                     1   1  0    20       IMPORTANT (682)
 STRENGTH 7180                 1   0  0    19       IMPORTANT (682)
 JELLY BILLY 7199              1  11  0    14       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 BELLADONNA 7230               1   1  1    11       PURE POISON (680)
-NON-FACTOR 5519               1   0  0    11       SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (506)
 MANDRAKE 7229                 1   1  1    10       PURE POISON (680)
 CORN SYRUP 7244               1   0  0     8       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 SUPERIOR DEVIL 7238           1   0  0     7       DEVILS OF THE DARK (686)
 NO SLEEP 7201                 0   1  0     7       TORTURED (669)
 MILO 7243                     0   1  0     1       DREAMERS (142)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 7237                0  1 0 BLUE NOTE 474        HEZDLAT THE GIAN      764  NONE
DEMRON THE DARK         0  0 0 DARK ARENA           NECRO-MAN CY 7116     764  NONE
DAMO 7235               0  1 0 DREAMERS 142         BELLADONNA 7230       763  JUST REVENGED
AIR 7179                1  3 1 IMPORTANT 682        HEZDLAT THE GIAN      764  NONE
TIME 7213               1  1 0 IMPORTANT 682        SPYMASTER TORRIC      764  NONE
EMMA NEMMA 7232         2  1 1 SWEET MAGIC 267      MANDRAKE 7229         763   
PEACHES N CREAM 7217    2  3 0 SWEET MAGIC 267      BLEEDING GUMS 7216    760  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

One-four and a death?  This is not good.  I'm not sure even chocolate will help us
withstand this. -- Chocoholic

Our congratulations to Warfarin. -- Jorja and Sweet Magic

Diotima -- I thought you were some kind of little stuff in the water? -- Betty Bopp

Mandrake -- I melted in your hand, not in your mouth. -- Emma Nemma

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NECRO-MAN CY butchered DEMRON THE DARK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AIR was killed by HEZDLAT THE GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
TIME was assassinated by SPYMASTER TORRIC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was butchered by HEZDLAT THE GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DIOTIMA overpowered BELLADONNA in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
SPECTRE viciously subdued NIGHT CRAWLER in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge brawl.
MARTYR defeated COREA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute veteran's Challenge Title struggle.
WARFARIN handily defeated YODA MAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NIGHTSHADE unbelievably bested LEONTION in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
AGONY overpowered COLTRANE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
T-4 STRAIN overpowered COLOSSUS in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
ARISTODEMUS was demolished by BLACK BOLT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MANDRAKE was handily defeated by MYIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
THING luckily beat CHOCOHOLIC in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
NICK O'TINE beat MOTTA THE PIKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
KLEPTO MAN defeated LOUIE ARMSTRONG in a popular 1 minute duel.
TELAUGES devastated HONEY CHILE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SCIENCE beat BETTY BOPP in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory amateur's brawl.
BLEEDING GUMS overpowered BEER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FLASH overpowered JELLY BILLY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NO SLEEP was overcome by SUPERIOR DEVIL in a 2 minute amateur's competition.
STRENGTH overpowered MILO in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
CORN SYRUP unbelievably bested KHAZRHO THE ZUKALI in a 4 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  12 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  14 -  2      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  21 -  3      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   35 -  31 -  6      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  31 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        29 -  34 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  11 -  0      31  |

Turn 764 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  5         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      MARTYR 7003                23   4  0  119 TORTURED (669)
PARRY-LUNGE      COREA 7086                 18  14  0  103 BLUE NOTE (474)
SLASHING ATTACK  AGONY 7088                 13   2  2  101 TORTURED (669)
LUNGING ATTACK   NICK O'TINE 7145           14  10  1   95 PURE POISON (680)
AIMED BLOW       KLEPTO MAN 7176             9   4  0   89 WHO DA MAN? (623)
WALL OF STEEL    NIGHTSHADE 7144            16   3  0   82 PURE POISON (680)
STRIKING ATTACK  TELAUGES 7184               6   3  1   56 DREAMERS (142)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COLTRANE 7034.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COREA 7086.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEONTION 7113, SCIENCE 
7177, AIR 7179, T-4 STRAIN 7210, SPECTRE 7194, AGONY 7088, KLEPTO MAN 7176, NECRO-MAN 
CY 7116, CHOCOHOLIC 7153, and NICK O'TINE 7145.

The least popular fighter this week was CORN SYRUP 7244.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JELLY BILLY 7199, BEER 7204, HONEY CHILE 7227, MANDRAKE 7229, 
ARISTODEMUS 7205, COLOSSUS 7132, COLTRANE 7034, NIGHT CRAWLER 7128, BELLADONNA 7230, 
and DA1 7237.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WARFARIN (12-7146) PURE POISON (680)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SID 3449 (120-100-1)                   2  3  0         VICIOUS VANDALS      

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KING OF DARKHOLM 4856 (62-43-1)        3  3  0         THOSE WHO RULE       
BARBARIAN 4783 (36-67-0)               2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 22T  
CROWN ROYAL 5507 (35-10-3)             1  3  0         BLACKED OUT ON...    

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SCURVY LADY 6783 (63-48-1)             5  3  0         SEA DOGS             

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
INCREDIBLE HULK 7142 (21-11-0)         1  3  0         FANTASTIC FIVE II    

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WARFARIN 7146 (16-9-1)                 3  3  0         PURE POISON          
MARTYR 7003 (22-4-0)                   1  3  0         TORTURED             

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LEONTION 7113 (6-10-1)                 0  2  0         DREAMERS             

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
AGONY 7088 (12-2-2)                    0  2  0         TORTURED             
NIGHT CRAWLER 7128 (11-5-0)            0  2  0         FANTASTIC FIVE II    

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPECTRE 7194 (4-0-0)                   4  3  0         SPIRIT'S REALM       
DIOTIMA 7209 (4-4-1)                   0  2  0         DREAMERS             
TELAUGES 7184 (4-3-0)                  0  2  0         DREAMERS             

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BEER 7204 (1-0-0)                      7  3  0         IMPORTANT            
STRENGTH 7180 (0-0-0)                  5  3  0         IMPORTANT            
MYIA 7226 (0-4-0)                      4  3  1         DREAMERS             
LUBEAT 7222 (0-0-0)                    1  1  0  DEAD   WRATHMEN 4           

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPLIT PERSONALITY 7214 (0-0-0)         4  3  0         TORTURED             
BELLADONNA 7230 (0-0-0)                3  3  1         PURE POISON          
NO SLEEP 7201 (0-0-0)                  3  3  0         TORTURED             
DAMO 7235 (0-0-0)                      0  2  0         DREAMERS             
F-DRONE1 7186 (0-0-0)                  0  2  0         F-HIVE               
F-DRONE2 7188 (0-0-0)                  0  2  0         F-HIVE               
F-DRONE3 7185 (0-0-0)                  0  2  0         F-HIVE               
MANDRAKE 7229 (0-0-0)                  0  2  0         PURE POISON          

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OWEN 5656 (6-1-1)                      4  3  0         ENGLISH FOOTBALL     
WUSTHOF 6098 (10-2-1)                  3  3  0         SIMON SEZ SLASH?     
MORPHEUS 2123 (7-7-1)                  1  3  1         DREAMERS             
FOWLER 3645 (0-0-0)                    0  2  0         ENGLISH FOOTBALL     

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CONFUCIUS 6201 (10-4-0)                2  3  0         DREAMERS             
FISHMONGER 6742 (6-0-1)                2  3  0         SEA DOGS             
AEDESIA 6936 (6-9-0)                   0  2  0         DREAMERS             
ALBATROSS 6835 (9-2-0)                 0  1  0  DEAD   SEA DOGS             

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
AEDESIA 6969 (4-3-0)                   0  2  0         DREAMERS             
GOLDEN RATIO 7092 (11-6-0)             0  2  0         WHO DA MAN?          

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TORMENT 7005 (0-0-0)                   2  3  0         TORTURED             

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAJOR MORTUARY 4614 (0-0-0)            3  3  0         ESPIRIT DE CORPSE    
TALIS MAN 7167 (3-2-1)                 2  3  0         WHO DA MAN?          
HERMIAS 6957 (0-2-0)                   0  2  0         DREAMERS             

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.