DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/29/2015    Duedate: 07/04/2015

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-790

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POWER PUNCH
ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
(13-5629) [32-16-1,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POWER PUNCH                    POSITION IS EMPTY
ALLITERATE ARMY (598)          
(13-5629) [32-16-1,116]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KNICK KNACK                    KNICK KNACK
ALLITERATE ARMY (598)          ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
(13-5628) [29-19-2,108]        (13-5628) [29-19-2,108]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALLITERATE ARMY (598)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MMMM BEER (600)             23
2. ALLITERATE ARMY (598)      -11      MMMM BEER (600)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       RADIO SHACK (204)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MMMM BEER (600)           17   4  0 81.0   1/ 1 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)     5  7 0
 2/ 2 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)    136  81  5 62.7   2/ 2 MMMM BEER (600)           2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, DULLENS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see POWER PUNCH win a fight and gain 6 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, KOO KOO KUNG 
FOO beat PART POWER and PART POWER lost 3 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And 
it's out with the old, in with the new, as HOPTICAL ILLUSION takes the Title and last 
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood 
today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
DULLENS?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POWER PUNCH 5629             32  16  1   116       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEST WOOD 5630               32  16  1   113       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
 KNICK KNACK 5628             29  19  2   108       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
 PART POWER 5627              26  22  0   100       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WEST WOOD was devastated by HOPTICAL ILLUSION in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
POWER PUNCH vanquished LOST POTATO FARMER in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
KNICK KNACK was narrowly defeated by LOST POTATO FARMER in a 3 minute expert's fight.
PART POWER was viciously subdued by KOO KOO KUNG FOO in a 3 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   7 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 790 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       POWER PUNCH 5629           32  16  1  116 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
BASHING ATTACK   WEST WOOD 5630             32  16  1  113 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
SLASHING ATTACK  KNICK KNACK 5628           29  19  2  108 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KNICK KNACK 5628.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KNICK KNACK 5628.  The ten other most popular fighters were PART POWER 5627, 
POWER PUNCH 5629, WEST WOOD 5630,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was WEST WOOD 5630.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were POWER PUNCH 5629, PART POWER 5627, KNICK KNACK 5628,  0,  0,  0,  0,  
0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HOPTICAL ILLUSION (13-5655) MMMM BEER (600)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.