DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 06/29/2015 Duedate: 07/04/2015 DULLENS ARENA DM-13 TURN-790 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS POWER PUNCH ALLITERATE ARMY (598) (13-5629) [32-16-1,116] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader POWER PUNCH POSITION IS EMPTY ALLITERATE ARMY (598) (13-5629) [32-16-1,116] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite KNICK KNACK KNICK KNACK ALLITERATE ARMY (598) ALLITERATE ARMY (598) (13-5628) [29-19-2,108] (13-5628) [29-19-2,108] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM ALLITERATE ARMY (598) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. MMMM BEER (600) 23 2. ALLITERATE ARMY (598) -11 MMMM BEER (600) Unchartered Team RADIO SHACK (204) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 MMMM BEER (600) 17 4 0 81.0 1/ 1 ALLITERATE ARMY (598) 5 7 0 2/ 2 ALLITERATE ARMY (598) 136 81 5 62.7 2/ 2 MMMM BEER (600) 2 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Well, what are you looking at, DULLENS? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see POWER PUNCH win a fight and gain 6 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, KOO KOO KUNG FOO beat PART POWER and PART POWER lost 3 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as HOPTICAL ILLUSION takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, DULLENS? My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start talking.' I loved that woman. Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME POWER PUNCH 5629 32 16 1 116 ALLITERATE ARMY (598) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WEST WOOD 5630 32 16 1 113 ALLITERATE ARMY (598) KNICK KNACK 5628 29 19 2 108 ALLITERATE ARMY (598) PART POWER 5627 26 22 0 100 ALLITERATE ARMY (598) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS WEST WOOD was devastated by HOPTICAL ILLUSION in a 1 minute mismatched fight. POWER PUNCH vanquished LOST POTATO FARMER in a 1 minute uneven Title battle. KNICK KNACK was narrowly defeated by LOST POTATO FARMER in a 3 minute expert's fight. PART POWER was viciously subdued by KOO KOO KUNG FOO in a 3 minute one-sided fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 1 70 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 18 - 12 - 0 60 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 1 30 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 790 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW POWER PUNCH 5629 32 16 1 116 ALLITERATE ARMY (598) BASHING ATTACK WEST WOOD 5630 32 16 1 113 ALLITERATE ARMY (598) SLASHING ATTACK KNICK KNACK 5628 29 19 2 108 ALLITERATE ARMY (598) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is KNICK KNACK 5628. The most popular warrior this turn was KNICK KNACK 5628. The ten other most popular fighters were PART POWER 5627, POWER PUNCH 5629, WEST WOOD 5630, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was WEST WOOD 5630. The other ten least popular fighters were POWER PUNCH 5629, PART POWER 5627, KNICK KNACK 5628, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: HOPTICAL ILLUSION (13-5655) MMMM BEER (600) CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams. To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. Make sure you include the ID! * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.