DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/24/2014    Duedate: 11/29/2014

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-759

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

IRONTOWER
HOUSE CANNITH (582)
(13-5482) [9-1-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

IRONTOWER                      POSITION IS EMPTY
HOUSE CANNITH (582)            
(13-5482) [9-1-0,115]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KNICK KNACK                    IRONTOWER
ALLITERATE ARMY (598)          HOUSE CANNITH (582)
(13-5628) [13-4-0,91]          (13-5482) [9-1-0,115]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALLITERATE ARMY (598)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOUSE CANNITH (582)         22
2. EL EQUIDO (377)              0      ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
3. CARDOW HUNTERS (445)        -3      Unchartered Team
4. ALLITERATE ARMY (598)      -34
                                       FSO (426)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)     63  22  1 74.1   1/ 1 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)    10  5 0
 2/ 2 HOUSE CANNITH (582)       20   9  0 69.0   2/ 3 HOUSE CANNITH (582)       4  0 0
 3/ 3 CARDOW HUNTERS (445)     901 891 18 50.3   3/ 2 CARDOW HUNTERS (445)      2 12 0
 4- 4 EL EQUIDO (377)           15  26  1 36.6   4- 4 EL EQUIDO (377)           0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DULLENS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for POWER 
PUNCH?  ALLITERATE ARMY's proud of him after beating LOST POTATO FARMER and getting 
15 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  WEST WOOD got smashed by KOO KOO KUNG 
FOO, and lost 20 points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit 
of...(!)  Oh well, welcome IRONTOWER.  Aren't HOUSE CANNITH proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DULLENS ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out 
of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRONTOWER 5482                9   1  0   115       HOUSE CANNITH (582)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KNICK KNACK 5628             13   4  0    91       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
 LITTLE LION 5626             12   5  0    91       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POWER PUNCH 5629             12   5  1    90       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
 JUST A GUY 5609              18  20  0    86       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)
 WEST WOOD 5630               14   3  0    79       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIVEWIRE 5491                 8   2  0    66       HOUSE CANNITH (582)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PART POWER 5627              12   5  0    55       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
 MAMMOTH EARS 5632             5   5  0    34       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUGAR BULL 5631               6   8  0    26       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)
 STORM SHIELD 5633             7   3  0    25       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

And another oh-fer!  I don't know what this team will come to without me.  Well, I
can guess, someone on the team will put on socks and pull them up in order to take
the lead for the team.  Or maybe El Equido will stop sending guys to the Dark Arena
and let them fight by daylight so we can have a brief period of beating them up
before they turn on us.  Oh, well, not my problem any longer. -- Small Fox

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KNICK KNACK was devastated by IRONTOWER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
WEST WOOD was viciously subdued by KOO KOO KUNG FOO in a 2 minute gory match.
JUST A GUY vanquished PART POWER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
POWER PUNCH overpowered LOST POTATO FARMER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LITTLE LION bested LOST POTATO FARMER in a 1 minute brawl.
LIVEWIRE vanquished MAMMOTH EARS in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
SUGAR BULL was devastated by TEDDY BEAR OF DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
STORM SHIELD was viciously subdued by D'ARTANGNON in a crowd boring 10 minute melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        29 -  14 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 759 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       IRONTOWER 5482              9   1  0  115 HOUSE CANNITH (582)
SLASHING ATTACK  KNICK KNACK 5628           13   4  0   91 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
BASHING ATTACK   WEST WOOD 5630             14   3  0   79 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
STRIKING ATTACK  LIVEWIRE 5491               8   2  0   66 HOUSE CANNITH (582)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KNICK KNACK 5628.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was IRONTOWER 5482.  The ten other most popular fighters were LITTLE LION 5626, 
LIVEWIRE 5491, JUST A GUY 5609, POWER PUNCH 5629, KNICK KNACK 5628, WEST WOOD 5630, 
PART POWER 5627, MAMMOTH EARS 5632, SUGAR BULL 5631, and STORM SHIELD 5633.

The least popular fighter this week was STORM SHIELD 5633.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SUGAR BULL 5631, MAMMOTH EARS 5632, PART POWER 5627, WEST WOOD 
5630, KNICK KNACK 5628, POWER PUNCH 5629, JUST A GUY 5609, LIVEWIRE 5491, LITTLE LION 
5626, and IRONTOWER 5482.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HELACIOUS HIPPO 2774 (203-83-8)        2  3  0         SATAN'S KINGDOM      

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SEGUE 5394 (55-27-0)                   6  3  0         THE DEVIL'S OWN      
BOOZER 5407 (51-54-1)                  4  3  0         DA BULLS             

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PARAGON ORCA 5573 (31-34-0)            0  2  0         7TH SANCTUM          

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TEN GALLON HAT 2768 (0-0-0)            5  3  0         YUPPIE HORDE         

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
IRONTOWER 5482 (7-1-0)                10  3  0         HOUSE CANNITH        
GEARJACK 5486 (0-0-0)                  5  3  0         HOUSE CANNITH        
SPLASH OF WATER 5424 (1-0-0)           0  2  0         ROOKIE METALLICA 39  

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.