DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/09/2026    Duedate: 11/21/2026

DULLENS ARENA

DM 13    TURN 809

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STROPTOP
HOWLIN SHARPENS (700)
(13-6173) [5-0-1,90]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              STROPTOP
                               HOWLIN SHARPENS (700)
                               (13-6173) [5-0-1,90]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BLOCKHEAD                      MIAO YIN
NEON DULLARDS (669)            BIG TROUBLE (692)
(13-6016) [1-4-0,11]           (13-6283) [1-1-0,12]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ARENA FELINES! (713)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DECISIONS 2 (708)             69 
2. OF WOLF & SAVAGE (665)        62    POWER RANGERS (382)
3. ERRATA (672)                  47    Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S KINGDOM (699)         44 
5. AXE GRINDERS (707)            42    ARENA FELINES! (713)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*ARENA FELINES! (713)      17   6  1 73.9   1/ 1*ARENA FELINES! (713)     11  2 1
 2/ 8*SUPERIOR FORCES RFT (678) 16   9  0 64.0   2/ 8*SUPERIOR FORCES RFT (678)11  4 0
 3/ 1*COUNTRY ROADS (680)       15  10  4 60.0   3/11*DRAGONS (697)            10  4 2
 4/ 4*ERRATA (672)              15  10  2 60.0   4/ 2*COUNTRY ROADS (680)      10  5 4
 5/ 5*SATAN'S KINGDOM (699)     15  10  2 60.0   5/27*OF WOLF & SAVAGE (665)   10  5 1
 6/22*OF WOLF & SAVAGE (665)    15  10  1 60.0   6/26*HOCUS POCUS (667)         9  6 1
 7- 9*ALFREDOVISION(TM) (696)    9   6  1 60.0   7/ 3*ERRATA (672)              9  6 0
 8/ 6*KEEBLER TWELVES (688)     14  10  1 58.3   8/16*SATAN'S KINGDOM (699)     9  6 0
 9/ 3*BIG TROUBLE (692)         14  11  1 56.0   9/30*DUREX CROWN KILLERS (681) 8  6 2
10/13*PLANESWALKERS (703)       12  10  1 54.5  10/ 5*KEEBLER TWELVES (688)     8  6 0
11/16*AXE GRINDERS (707)        13  11  2 54.2  11/23*DARQUE HOMONCULI (691)    8  7 1
12/28*DRAGONS (697)             13  11  2 54.2  12/13*WASTELAND 13 (704)        8  7 0
13/17*THE BILESTOAD (675)       13  12  1 52.0  13/10*THE BILESTOAD (675)       8  7 0
14/26*DARQUE HOMONCULI (691)    13  12  1 52.0  14/24*SQUARED CIRCLE (676)      8  7 0
15/ 7*THE NINTH SEAT (666)      13  12  1 52.0  15/36*AURIGA (670)              8  7 0
16/12*YUPPIE HOARD (701)        13  12  1 52.0  16/ 6*THE STOOGES (712)         7  7 0
17/30*HOCUS POCUS (667)         13  12  1 52.0  17/20*NEON DULLARDS (669)       7  8 2
18/21*THE STOOGES (712)         12  12  0 50.0  18/ 7*THE NINTH SEAT (666)      7  8 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/10*SOUP DU JOUR (694)         7   7  1 50.0  19/29*GLUTEN FREE (679)         7  8 1
20/14*BIG LAKE CROWN (695)      12  13  2 48.0  20/33*THE DULL EDGE (671)       7  8 0
21/34*AURIGA (670)              12  13  1 48.0  21/19*PLANESWALKERS (703)       6  6 0
22/11*CROWNING BLUES (685)      12  13  1 48.0  22/14*AXE GRINDERS (707)        6  8 1
23/27*THE DULL EDGE (671)       12  13  1 48.0  23/35*SAGE SOLDIERS 101 (710)   6  8 0
24/15*YOU MUST BE BONKERS (673) 12  13  1 48.0  24/ 4*CROWNING BLUES (685)      6  9 1
25/35*SQUARED CIRCLE (676)      12  13  1 48.0  25/25*BIG LAKE CROWN (695)      6  9 1
26/20*WASTELAND 13 (704)        12  13  1 48.0  26/12*YUPPIE HOARD (701)        6  9 1
27/33*DUREX CROWN KILLERS (681) 11  13  2 45.8  27/34*KHORS FREEBOOTERS (683)   6  9 1
28/18*HOWLIN SHARPENS (700)     11  13  1 45.8  28/32*BANDS I LIKE (705)        6  9 1
29/19*LEGENDS OF MALAZAN (693)  11  13  1 45.8  29/ 9*BIG TROUBLE (692)         6  9 0
30/29*TURBO TEAM (677)          11  13  1 45.8  30/15*YOU MUST BE BONKERS (673) 6  9 0
31/32*SAGE SOLDIERS 101 (710)   11  13  0 45.8  31/37*APOSTLES (698)            5  7 0
32/25*NEON DULLARDS (669)       11  14  3 44.0  32/31*TURBO TEAM (677)          5  9 1
33/23*KHORS FREEBOOTERS (683)    9  13  1 40.9  33/22*LEGENDS OF MALAZAN (693)  5  9 1
34/37*APOSTLES (698)             9  13  0 40.9  34/17*HOWLIN SHARPENS (700)     5  9 0
35/38*GLUTEN FREE (679)          9  16  2 36.0  35/18*SHAMAN SISTERS (686)      5 10 1
36/24*ABATT0IR DULLENS (684)     9  16  2 36.0  36/21*ABATT0IR DULLENS (684)    5 10 1
37-36*FINAL WRECKONING 2 (711)   5   9  1 35.7  37/41*MALICIOUS INTENT (674)    4 10 2
38/31*SHAMAN SISTERS (686)       8  16  1 33.3  38/38*DECISIONS 2 (708)         4 10 1
39/40*DECISIONS 2 (708)          8  16  1 33.3  39/40*SOUP DU JOUR (694)        3  6 1
40/39*BANDS I LIKE (705)         7  18  2 28.0  40-39*FINAL WRECKONING 2 (711)  3  6 0
41/41*MALICIOUS INTENT (674)     6  18  4 25.0  41-28*ALFREDOVISION(TM) (696)   2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                          Race for the Crown Turn 4 Report!

Most Challenged: Gluten Free (Tapioca Flour x 2) -- 2 pts
Most Avoided: Superior Forces -- 3 pts
Most Bloodfeuded: Malicious Intent (Art the Clown x 3, Jack Torrance x 1) -- 4 pts
Most Arena Awards: Howlin Sharpens -- 10 pts
Most Contest Prizes: Howlin Sharpens -- 4 pts
Longest Sequential Duelmaster: Howlin Sharpens (Stroptop) -- 4 turns.

Business: Nobody, other than the few managers that prompted the query in this report 
on Turn 3, regarding the endurance award. The award is 100 fights or 90% of total 
fights, whichever is higher. If you did not get your replacement in time to get that 
and your strategy faxed to RSI before or on the due date, you will likely miss that 
fight. That means, if, as expected, only 20 turns pass before the first warrior(s) 
graduate, those teams with less than 100 fights, with the exceptions of two RSI errors 
already noted in previous turn reports, will not meet the endurance award criteria.

My original inclination was to keep the rule as originally written, and I reached out 
directly to several managers, both those who did and did not lose anyone. I heard good 
arguments to leave it as is, because managers know what they risk by sending their 
arena contest warriors to a tournament when there is a tight turn around to get 
replacements in. I also heard good arguments for fairness based on some regions 
getting better mail service than other regions and it still fits the spirit, if not 
letter, of the rule. That said, I don't want to keep changing the rules every time 
something pops up that I hadn't thought of before writing them (a.k.a. the snowball 
logical fallacy), unless there is a major issue with the rule that breaks the 
integrity of the contest, and some might argue that changing the rule now would do 
just that.

So, after long thought, I'm going to leave the rule as written, for now. I have some 
queries into Lee to see what we can do, if anything. 

Please reach out to me, for any reason, at thaak13@thundermail.com, on chatzy, or on 
the RSI discord if you are worried about meeting the requirements for the endurance 
award. I can let you know where you stand, and what needs to happen to ensure the 
contest goes beyond 20 turns. (Basically, kill the guys at the top that are most 
likely to graduate.)

Death: This is a fun segue into the the arena kill rate. This contest has been 
absolutely devastating. Turn 1 saw 12.5% kill rate; turn 2, 10.3%; turn 3, 11.6%, and 
turn 4, 10.8%. That's 13 of 104 fights, 10 of 97 fights, 11 of 95 fights, and 10 of 93 
fights, respectively. Cumulatively, that's a death rate of 11.3%, or 44 non-dark arena 
kills in 389 fights. And the tournament was not kind to teams in this contest. I won't 
name names so-as not to spoil it for anyone, but 13 more Dullens warriors from 12 
teams (yes, one team lost two in the tournament) bit the dust in the Grand Mail-In 
Tournament of the Dead (ironically?). I don't know what the death rate was as I don't 
know how many total warriors were sent, but it has to be at least double or triple 
each turn of the contest. Interesting note: 3 of those 13 deaths were at the end of 
the blades of Race for the Crown contest warriors.

Tournament Tidings: Well, we saw above the death rate, now lets look at the fun stuff. 
Two warriors from this contest achieved tournament victor (TV) status. No warrior from 
this contest, however, achieved stylemaster. One warrior did earn tournament victor 
(TV) status from Dead Apprentices and will be able to return to the contest. I'll 
leave specifics, to avoid too many spoilers, for those waiting on the USPS (snail mail 
is becoming more eponymous by the day) still.

Missing Turns: It looks like Pain with Legends of Pain and the unknown manager with 
Twilight have dropped out. They can return anytime they like, but winning will be much 
more difficult with these missed turns. A couple other managers have one or two turns 
missed, or a few warriors missing turns here and there, but all that means is, to earn 
the endurance awards, you need to make sure the contest lasts more than 20 turns, and 
don't miss to many more fights.

Moe v Moe: They seem to always want to make my life difficult parsing who fought whom 
and everything. Especially with winning/losing at similar times. They are just so 
similar! I think they are really the same person! Double dipping on gladiator wages is 
frowned upon by the commission, we are launching an investigation!

And now, the the talk of the town, Stroptop. No, not the talk of the town because 
everyone likes him, or wants to be him, but because everyone is irritated at him. 
Nobody likes a huge risk taker who wins at the expense of everyone else! I hope you 
used those prizes wisely Howlin Wolf!

Now, without further ado, please enjoy the rest of the team spotlights for turn 4!

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in DULLENS since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  OF WOLF & SAVAGE moved up 22 places, 
to 5th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not HOCUS POCUS' opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 26th to 6th.  You know what they say about the 
herd of lions who studied a judge...  DUREX CROWN KILLERS moved up 21 places, to 9th. 
Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not DARQUE HOMONCULI's opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 23rd to 11th.  You know what they say about the 
herd of lions who studied a judge...  AURIGA moved up 21 places, to 15th.  Ever take 
one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, 
Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  THE NINTH SEAT!  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, 
not THE DULL EDGE's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 33rd to 
20th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  SAGE 
SOLDIERS 101 moved up 12 places, to 23rd.  Looking for a good fight, confident, 
skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at CROWNING BLUES, cause they dropped by 
20.  YUPPIE HOARD bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 12th down 
to 26th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Looking for a good fight, confident, 
skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at BIG TROUBLE, cause they dropped by 20.  
Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  
Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  YOU MUST BE BONKERS!  LEGENDS OF MALAZAN bit 
the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 22nd down to 33rd!  Are you guy 
giving lessons or what?  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough 
opponents.  Well don't look at HOWLIN SHARPENS, cause they dropped by 17.  Ever take 
one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, 
Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  SHAMAN SISTERS!  ABATT0IR DULLENS bit the big one as they 
could not win.  They dropped from 21st down to 36th!  Are you guy giving lessons or 
what?  It seems so recently people were saying DRAGONS was washed up, finished.  But 
4-0-1 moved them up 8.  I guess they're washed no more...  What's with GRAYSKULL?  He 
actually beat CROWNING BLUES' KING COTTON, and walked away with 19 more points from 
the fight.  Major screwup at CROWNING BLUES.  KING COTTON lost 15 points to 
GRAYSKULL.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe KING COTTON will provide more easy 
wins...  Try as she might, KOO KOO KUNG FOO wasn't good enough at persuading STROPTOP 
to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give 
up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  
DULLENS thinks SUPERIOR FORCES RFTC and their 16-9-0 is too much!  If at first you 
don't succeed, give up...  The bums at SUPERIOR FORCES RFTC couldn't face the 
challenges from SUPERIOR FORCES RFTC!  No excuse for that!  What do people see in 
DELGIA O'KHRA?  Hers 2-3-0?  SQUARED CIRCLE ain't talkin', but she's got 15 points.  
Keep challenging up 26 points, TWELF, and I won't have to write about you much 
longer.  LOUIX XIII always accepts those kind of challenges...  Sometimes what you 
expect to do (like in the fights) doesn't expect to turn out like you thought.  TWELF 
overcame LOUIX XIII.  It don't make sense.  FALKOR didn't quite know what to make of 
a challenge he received from EGG SHEN of BIG TROUBLE, who is 24 points below him.  
EGG SHEN perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was bested by FALKOR and ended 
up with 13 recognition points.  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind 
of fights that SMAUG gets in.  He fights people like ALARA, 13 points below.  I 
thought SMAUG showed great skill and promise when he killed ALARA.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Hmm...  More surprises must remain in store for me, 
if IFFY? can return from the Dark Arena.  VYRTOK of THE NINTH SEAT got 12 points for 
removing another young punk.  Tough luck, KEEBLER TWELVES!  Yeah, yeah, LITTLE 
LEAGUER killed PSYCHO PATH, who was "too young to die."  Well, he was a fighter, and 
that's what you have to face.  PRINCESS WHITE was plum wore out after LUKE pounded 
'im silly in a Bloodfeud.  CROWNING BLUES'll have to get a little better before going 
after LUKE again!  METALLICA larned its lesson (TESLA ROADSTER taught it well), and 
we right likely won't be seein' 'im fight any YUPPIE HOARD members with the same 
gusto.  Someone told TRANQUIL DULLENS that AXE GRINDERS never Bloodfeuded, that she'd 
have an easy kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry.  POSSUM TROT 
was plum wore out after BEIL pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud.  COUNTRY ROADS'll have 
to get a little better before going after BEIL again!  FOUR FINGER FRANCIS larned his 
lesson (ARIC WOLFMARK taught it well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im fight 
any OF WOLF & SAVAGE members with the same gusto.  Is it my imagination, or are 
fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  DULLENS 
is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Remember--a good 
fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STROPTOP 6173                 5   0  1  90         HOWLIN SHARPENS (700)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HER MAJESTY 6030              5   0  1  51         THE DULL EDGE (671)       
 VYRTOK 6001                   5   0  1  48         THE NINTH SEAT (666)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAYSKULL 6033                4   1  1  45         ERRATA (672)              
 DEMONIC DINGO 6168            5   0  1  44         SATAN'S KINGDOM (699)     
 PRINCE ALBERT HUNT 6099       4   1  0  42         CROWNING BLUES (685)      
 HIGH-HAT HIPPO 6194           4   1  0  41         WASTELAND 13 (704)        
 BEIL 6047                     5   0  0  40         THE BILESTOAD (675)       
 FUZZY BUTT 6241               3   2  0  38         ARENA FELINES! (713)      
 FALKOR 6158                   5   0  0  37         DRAGONS (697)             

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STAPHYLOCOCCUS 6064           5   0  0  33         SUPERIOR FORCES RFTC (678)
 THE MISSING LYNX 6242         4   1  1  33         ARENA FELINES! (713)      
 MAHASIM 6021                  4   1  0  33         AURIGA (670)              
 ACINETOBACTER 6062            3   2  0  33         SUPERIOR FORCES RFTC (678)
 IFFY? 6299                    1   0  1  33         DECISIONS 2 (708)         
 JACK BURTON 6132              4   1  0  32         BIG TROUBLE (692)         
 HRK'PRN'HRK 6051              3   2  1  32         SQUARED CIRCLE (676)      
 SHIRT BROTHER 6058            3   2  0  32         TURBO TEAM (677)          
 TWELF 6111                    2   3  1  32         KEEBLER TWELVES (688)     
 TWELVIS 6112                  5   0  0  31         KEEBLER TWELVES (688)     
 PUNISHING PERSIAN 6240        5   0  0  31         ARENA FELINES! (713)      
 ASYLUM KNIGHT 6039            4   1  1  31         YOU MUST BE BONKERS (673) 
 SMAUG 6245                    3   1  1  31         DRAGONS (697)             
 LITTLE LEAGUER 6009           2   3  1  31         HOCUS POCUS (667)         
 LUNKHEAD 6018                 4   1  2  30         NEON DULLARDS (669)       
 NICE ZOMBIE 6007              3   2  0  30         HOCUS POCUS (667)         
 MIDNIGHT MANIAC 6210          2   3  0  30         AXE GRINDERS (707)        
 LARRY 6235                    4   1  0  29         THE STOOGES (712)         
 BROCKBURN 6085                2   3  0  29         DUREX CROWN KILLERS (681) 
 EVIL ELEPHANT 6171            4   1  1  28         SATAN'S KINGDOM (699)     
 ARIC WOLFMARK 6000            4   1  0  27         OF WOLF & SAVAGE (665)    
 ELSPETHSTORMSLAYER 6190       3   2  0  27         PLANESWALKERS (703)       
-GROUND ZERO 6172              3   1  0  27         HOWLIN SHARPENS (700)     
 GENE SIMMONS 6248             3   1  1  26         AXE GRINDERS (707)        
 FLINT LOCK PHILLIP 6090       3   2  0  26         KHORS FREEBOOTERS (683)   
 PRESTON JINX 6147             3   2  1  25         BIG LAKE CROWN (695)      
 BRAZEN BACON 6193             3   2  0  25         WASTELAND 13 (704)        
 CAMPYLOBACTER 6271            3   0  0  25         SUPERIOR FORCES RFTC (678)
 SHADOWFUR 5997                2   3  0  25         OF WOLF & SAVAGE (665)    
 FRITZ 6256                    2   2  0  25         SQUARED CIRCLE (676)      
 LOUIX XIII 6178               4   1  1  24         YUPPIE HOARD (701)        
 TOOTHACHE RIDGE 6072          4   1  0  24         COUNTRY ROADS (680)       
 PATEK PHILIPPE 6250           3   1  0  24         YUPPIE HOARD (701)        
 DAVID LO PAN 6133             3   2  0  24         BIG TROUBLE (692)         
-ELECTRIC SLIPPERS 6152        3   0  0  24         ALFREDOVISION(TM) (696)   
 COL. MORTIMER 6040            2   3  1  24         MALICIOUS INTENT (674)    
 MANGROVE 6046                 2   3  0  24         THE BILESTOAD (675)       
-GLASS CANON 6232              2   1  0  24         FINAL WRECKONING 2 (711)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KING COTTON 6097              4   1  0  23         CROWNING BLUES (685)      
 TURKEY SCRATCH 6073           3   2  1  23         COUNTRY ROADS (680)       
 SAMIR'S FOLLY 6036            3   2  0  23         YOU MUST BE BONKERS (673) 
 IRON BARS 6288                2   0  1  23         LEGENDS OF MALAZAN (693)  
 HANNIBAL 6223                 4   1  0  22         SAGE SOLDIERS 101 (710)   
 POSSUM TROT 6074              3   2  1  22         COUNTRY ROADS (680)       
 T'CHAKA 6034                  3   2  1  22         ERRATA (672)              
 DUKE LUCA 6076                4   1  1  21         DUREX CROWN KILLERS (681) 
 DEATHWING 6244                3   1  0  21         DRAGONS (697)             
 TEVEL 6022                    3   2  0  21         AURIGA (670)              
 HAGGARD 6032                  3   2  0  21         ERRATA (672)              
 MS. ASSEMBLED 6131            3   2  0  21         DARQUE HOMONCULI (691)    
 JACK TORRANCE 6044            2   3  1  21         MALICIOUS INTENT (674)    
 TESLA ROADSTER 6277           1   1  0  21         YUPPIE HOARD (701)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZOLOC XIPEC-SON 6052          3   2  0  20         SQUARED CIRCLE (676)      
 DATAMOST 6045                 3   2  0  20         THE BILESTOAD (675)       
 DUNCECAP 6020                 3   2  1  19         NEON DULLARDS (669)       
 LUKE 6165                     3   2  0  19         APOSTLES (698)            
 PSEUDOMONAS 6063              3   2  0  19         SUPERIOR FORCES RFTC (678)
 PRETTY ICING 6196             3   2  0  19         WASTELAND 13 (704)        
 SANYER 6101                   2   3  0  19         SHAMAN SISTERS (686)      
 MOE 6234                      2   3  0  19         THE STOOGES (712)         
 TAPIOCA FLOUR 6067            3   2  2  18         GLUTEN FREE (679)         
 WANG CHI 6135                 3   2  1  18         BIG TROUBLE (692)         
 DOLLY PARTIN' 6130            3   2  0  18         DARQUE HOMONCULI (691)    
 KLEBSIELLA 6061               2   3  0  18         SUPERIOR FORCES RFTC (678)
 NAPOLEON 6224                 2   3  0  18         SAGE SOLDIERS 101 (710)   
 CLONE EASTWOOD 6129           3   2  0  17         DARQUE HOMONCULI (691)    
 AUTUMN WINDS 6038             3   2  0  17         YOU MUST BE BONKERS (673) 
 TRULL 6141                    3   2  0  17         LEGENDS OF MALAZAN (693)  
 EDGAR FROGG 6208              2   3  1  17         AXE GRINDERS (707)        
 PRODIGAL BLADE 6029           2   3  0  17         THE DULL EDGE (671)       
 SPICY TONKOTSU 6142           2   1  0  17         SOUP DU JOUR (694)        
 RICE AND BEANS 6066           2   3  0  17         GLUTEN FREE (679)         
 WHET WHISTLE 6174             1   4  0  17         HOWLIN SHARPENS (700)     
 COLD FORGE 6028               4   1  0  16         THE DULL EDGE (671)       
 OCHO 6104                     3   2  0  16         SHAMAN SISTERS (686)      
 UGLY DEAN 6195                2   3  1  16         WASTELAND 13 (704)        
 HARDEN EDGE 6148              2   3  1  16         BIG LAKE CROWN (695)      
 ATTILA 6225                   2   3  0  16         SAGE SOLDIERS 101 (710)   
 CHICKNWAFFLES 6083            2   3  0  16         GLUTEN FREE (679)         
 ICE 6281                      2   0  0  16         HOCUS POCUS (667)         
 GHORZA STOHL 6296             1   0  1  16         OF WOLF & SAVAGE (665)    
 DR. FRANKENFINE 6127          2   3  1  15         DARQUE HOMONCULI (691)    
 TALVREK 6004                  2   3  0  15         THE NINTH SEAT (666)      
 MEDUSA 6282                   2   0  0  15         HOCUS POCUS (667)         
 BLOODTHIRSTY BULL 6170        2   3  0  15         SATAN'S KINGDOM (699)     
 DELGIA O'KHRA 6054            2   3  0  15         SQUARED CIRCLE (676)      
 DALE PUCK 6150                2   3  0  15         BIG LAKE CROWN (695)      
 SOVRYK 6002                   2   3  0  15         THE NINTH SEAT (666)      
 YENSO KESHO 6050              2   3  0  15         SQUARED CIRCLE (676)      
 ATTANO 6077                   1   4  0  15         DUREX CROWN KILLERS (681) 
 RASH 6069                     1   4  0  15         GLUTEN FREE (679)         
 TRANQUIL DULLENS 6094         4   1  1  14         ABATT0IR DULLENS (684)    
 FRENCH ONION 6145             2   1  1  14         SOUP DU JOUR (694)        
 ART THE CLOWN 6043            1   4  1  14         MALICIOUS INTENT (674)    
-LOOKMA,NOLIFE 6227            1   2  0  14         FINAL WRECKONING 2 (711)  
 LILIANAOFTHEVEIL 6187         3   2  1  13         PLANESWALKERS (703)       
 MARK 6163                     3   2  0  13         APOSTLES (698)            
 JOFFER 6031                   3   2  0  13         ERRATA (672)              
 JOE 6236                      3   2  0  13         THE STOOGES (712)         
 CURLY 6237                    3   2  0  13         THE STOOGES (712)         
-AXIDENT PENDING 6228          2   1  1  13         FINAL WRECKONING 2 (711)  
 DNANGEL 6128                  2   3  0  13         DARQUE HOMONCULI (691)    
 EGG SHEN 6136                 2   3  0  13         BIG TROUBLE (692)         
 TC TUGGER 6060                1   4  0  13         TURBO TEAM (677)          
 MORTH GRO-BAGOL 6295          1   0  0  13         OF WOLF & SAVAGE (665)    
 MIAO YIN 6283                 1   1  0  12         BIG TROUBLE (692)         
 PRETTY LIL WITCH 6010         3   2  0  11         HOCUS POCUS (667)         
 LORDAMERCY 6071               2   3  0  11         COUNTRY ROADS (680)       
 MUFASA 6035                   2   3  0  11         ERRATA (672)              
 TOD 6049                      2   3  0  11         THE BILESTOAD (675)       
 DUMBBELL 6252                 2   2  0  11         NEON DULLARDS (669)       
 SKORYX 6003                   2   3  0  11         THE NINTH SEAT (666)      
 BEACON ULRIK 6151             2   3  0  11         BIG LAKE CROWN (695)      
 BLOCKHEAD 6016                1   4  0  11         NEON DULLARDS (669)       
 GROSS GIRAFFE 6300            1   0  0  11         SATAN'S KINGDOM (699)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 METALLICA 6198                2   3  1  10         BANDS I LIKE (705)        
 CHEERFUL DULLENS 6091         2   3  1  10         ABATT0IR DULLENS (684)    
 TESTAMENT 6200                2   3  1  10         BANDS I LIKE (705)        
 PRINCESS WHITE 6096           2   3  1  10         CROWNING BLUES (685)      
 GLOOMSHAYDE GAIL 6089         2   2  0  10         KHORS FREEBOOTERS (683)   
 SIMON 6294                    1   0  0  10         APOSTLES (698)            
 HOLOEA 6304                   1   0  0  10         AURIGA (670)              
 TIGER 6287                    1   0  0  10         DECISIONS 2 (708)         
 SARAZ 6105                    2   3  0   9         SHAMAN SISTERS (686)      
 MISFILED 6176                 2   3  0   9         HOWLIN SHARPENS (700)     
 NOT BREAD 6068                1   4  0   9         GLUTEN FREE (679)         
 MOE 6214                      1   4  0   9         DECISIONS 2 (708)         
 ITHREKAL 6268                 1   2  0   9         THE NINTH SEAT (666)      
 FAMILY THIRST 6192            0   5  0   9         WASTELAND 13 (704)        
-SPACE JUNKIE 6156             2   1  1   8         ALFREDOVISION(TM) (696)   
 ARKENSTONE 6251               2   2  0   8         YUPPIE HOARD (701)        
 BELT-LOOP BART 6087           2   2  0   8         KHORS FREEBOOTERS (683)   
-BIG SOFTWARM HUG 6249         2   0  0   8         ALFREDOVISION(TM) (696)   
 IRON MAIDEN 6263              1   2  0   8         BANDS I LIKE (705)        
 RUBRON GRO 6297               1   0  0   8         OF WOLF & SAVAGE (665)    
 DROGON 6247                   1   3  0   8         DRAGONS (697)             
-BIG SWINGING DOC 6154         2   1  0   7         ALFREDOVISION(TM) (696)   
 KING BISCUIT BOY 6098         1   4  0   7         CROWNING BLUES (685)      
 DULLENS AGONIZER 6092         1   4  0   7         ABATT0IR DULLENS (684)    
 HOT AND SOUR 6146             1   2  0   7         SOUP DU JOUR (694)        
 DREAMING DULLENS 6095         1   4  0   7         ABATT0IR DULLENS (684)    
 GRAIN KING 6055               1   4  0   7         YOU MUST BE BONKERS (673) 
 FOUR FINGER FRANCIS 6278      1   1  1   6         KHORS FREEBOOTERS (683)   
 CHUNKY 6302                   1   0  0   6         TURBO TEAM (677)          
 BRITNY FOX 6258               1   3  0   6         BANDS I LIKE (705)        
 PALOMA 6305                   1   0  0   6         AURIGA (670)              
 FRANK THE SHANK 6273          1   2  0   5         KHORS FREEBOOTERS (683)   
 WITLESS 6265                  1   2  0   5         NEON DULLARDS (669)       
 JOAN OF LARK 6269             1   2  0   5         SAGE SOLDIERS 101 (710)   
 DWELLVIN THE 12TH 6115        0   5  0   5         KEEBLER TWELVES (688)     
 COMIC SANS 6292               1   1  0   4         YOU MUST BE BONKERS (673) 
 RUSTY 6290                    1   1  0   4         THE DULL EDGE (671)       
-FAST N' FATAL 6230            0   3  0   3         FINAL WRECKONING 2 (711)  
-HASAN CHOP! 6243              0   2  0   2         ALFREDOVISION(TM) (696)   
 RUDY SARZO 6280               0   2  0   2         AXE GRINDERS (707)        
 WHETSTONE 6291                0   2  0   2         THE DULL EDGE (671)       
 TERESE RAMBOWD 6315           0   1  0   1         BIG LAKE CROWN (695)      
 THOMAS 6293                   0   1  0   1         APOSTLES (698)            
 BJORN BONEBREAKER 6303        0   1  0   1         BANDS I LIKE (705)        
 KOTAN 6311                    0   1  0   1         DUREX CROWN KILLERS (681) 
 ALEF 6306                     0   1  0   1         AURIGA (670)              
 COTILLION 6310                0   1  0   1         LEGENDS OF MALAZAN (693)  
 DECAPITATE 6307               0   1  0   1         THE BILESTOAD (675)       
 HOJO MASAKO 6298              0   1  0   1         SAGE SOLDIERS 101 (710)   
 AILEEN WURNOS 6313            0   1  0   1         MALICIOUS INTENT (674)    
 DAMARIS 6309                  0   1  0   1         SHAMAN SISTERS (686)      
 DULLENS REPLACER 6314         0   1  0   1         ABATT0IR DULLENS (684)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DULLENS SCREAMER 6093   1  3 0 ABATT0IR DULLENS 684 DUNCECAP 6020          808  
POINT OF THE MAT 6153   0  1 0 ALFREDOVISION(TM 696 EVIL ELEPHANT 6171     805 NOT REVENGED
JOHN 6166               0  3 0 APOSTLES 698         PRINCESS WHITE 6096    807 JUST REVENGED
MATTHEW 6162            0  2 0 APOSTLES 698         SPACE JUNKIE 6156      806  
PAUL 6164               2  3 0 APOSTLES 698         GHORZA STOHL 6296      809  
EBURONIA 6025           1  2 1 AURIGA 670           TAPIOCA FLOUR 6067     807  
PEITRUSS 6024           1  1 0 AURIGA 670           TAPIOCA FLOUR 6067     806  

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BETTY BLOWTORCH 6211    0  1 0 AXE GRINDERS 707     ART THE CLOWN 6043     805 JUST REVENGED
MR YUCK 6207            2  1 0 AXE GRINDERS 707     TRANQUIL DULLENS 6094  807 JUST REVENGED
DIAMONDHEAD 6199        0  1 0 BANDS I LIKE 705     DEMONIC DINGO 6168     805 NOT REVENGED
PANTERA 6197            1  3 0 BANDS I LIKE 705     TURKEY SCRATCH 6073    808  
SLAYER 6201             0  1 0 BANDS I LIKE 705     WANG CHI 6135          805 NOT REVENGED
GRACIE LAW 6134         1  2 0 BIG TROUBLE 692      DR. FRANKENFINE 6127   807  
HARMS WAY 6070          1  1 0 COUNTRY ROADS 680    FUR ELISE 6260         806 REVENGED
PSYCHO PATH 6266        2  1 2 COUNTRY ROADS 680    LITTLE LEAGUER 6009    809  
DUKE TUMATOE 6100       1  4 0 CROWNING BLUES 685   EDGAR FROGG 6208       809  
THE PHONE BOOTH         0  0 0 DARK ARENA           IFFY? 6299             809 NONE
BUY HIS 6286            1  1 0 DECISIONS 2 708      ARENAMASTER TYKO       809 NONE
LET 6308                0  1 0 DECISIONS 2 708      POTATO GOLEM           809 NONE
SMOG 6159               0  1 0 DRAGONS 697          JACK TORRANCE 6044     805 REVENGED
VASCO 6084              1  3 0 DUREX CROWN KILL 681 IRON BARS 6288         808  
WRECKON U DIE 6231      0  2 0 FINAL WRECKONING 711 SGT. BARNES 6042       807 NONE
DADCULA 6006            1  2 0 HOCUS POCUS 667      GARY 6246              807 REVENGED
MASTER 6008             0  3 0 HOCUS POCUS 667      HARDEN EDGE 6148       807 REVENGED
T MINUS 5 6284          0  2 0 HOWLIN SHARPENS 700  AN INVISIBLE ENT       809 NONE
12 6114                 3  2 0 KEEBLER TWELVES 688  VYRTOK 6001            809  
SIMYAN SHADOWSAI 6088   0  1 0 KHORS FREEBOOTER 683 CHEERFUL DULLENS 6091  805 REVENGED
TESS BLACK-HEART 6254   0  1 0 KHORS FREEBOOTER 683 GRAYSKULL 6033         806  
KALLOR 6255             1  1 0 LEGENDS OF MALAZ 693 LOUIX XIII 6178        807  
KARSA 6137              1  1 0 LEGENDS OF MALAZ 693 LUNKHEAD 6018          806  
RAKE 6138               2  3 0 LEGENDS OF MALAZ 693 LUNKHEAD 6018          809  
SILCHAS 6289            0  1 0 LEGENDS OF MALAZ 693 MUD PIE 6059           808 NONE
YEDEN 6140              1  2 0 LEGENDS OF MALAZ 693 KARNACA 6075           807 NONE
HANS GRUBER 6041        0  4 0 MALICIOUS INTENT 674 ALARA 6103             808  
AIRHEAD 6017            0  1 0 NEON DULLARDS 669    PRESTON JINX 6147      805 NOT REVENGED
FENRA DARHOWL 5999      1  1 0 OF WOLF & SAVAGE 665 LILIANAOFTHEVEIL 6187  806 REVENGED
KRUGA BONEGUARD 6275    1  1 0 OF WOLF & SAVAGE 665 FOUR FINGER FRAN 6278  808 JUST REVENGED
ULRIC SAVAGE 5996       0  1 0 OF WOLF & SAVAGE 665 TESTAMENT 6200         805 REVENGED
OKO CROWN THIEF 6191    3  1 0 PLANESWALKERS 703    FRENCH ONION 6145      808  
UGIN THE INEFFAB 6189   2  3 0 PLANESWALKERS 703    THE MISSING LYNX 6242  809  
WRENN AND SIX 6188      1  1 0 PLANESWALKERS 703    TWELF 6111             806  
CASSIUS 6226            1  2 0 SAGE SOLDIERS 10 710 DUKE LUCA 6076         807  
WILLIAM 6222            1  1 0 SAGE SOLDIERS 10 710 HRK'PRN'HRK 6051       806  
MANIC MUSKOX 6167       2  3 0 SATAN'S KINGDOM 699  NOMADIC HORSE LO       809 NONE
ALARA 6103              1  3 1 SHAMAN SISTERS 686   SMAUG 6245             809  
LOBSTER BISQUE 6144     1  2 0 SOUP DU JOUR 694     COL. MORTIMER 6040     809  
MYCOBACTERIUM 6065      0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES  678 AXIDENT PENDING 6228   805 NOT REVENGED
EARTHSHOE 6048          0  1 0 THE BILESTOAD 675    ASYLUM KNIGHT 6039     805 NOT REVENGED
FUR ELISE 6260          1  2 1 THE BILESTOAD 675    POSSUM TROT 6074       808 JUST REVENGED
DRAKHAR 6005            1  1 0 THE NINTH SEAT 666   GENE SIMMONS 6248      806 REVENGED
KARL HAVOC 6056         1  2 0 TURBO TEAM 677       PSYCHO PATH 6266       807  
MANNE KILLED ME 6301    0  1 0 TURBO TEAM 677       SALTMARSH OGRE         809 NONE
MYSTERY JUDGE 6057      2  2 0 TURBO TEAM 677       PSYCHO PATH 6266       808  
NIANIA 6037             0  1 0 YOU MUST BE BONK 673 T'CHAKA 6034           805 REVENGED
DICTADOR 6179           1  1 0 YUPPIE HOARD 701     UGLY DEAN 6195         806 REVENGED
KNOCK OFF 3 6312        0  1 0 YUPPIE HOARD 701     ARENAMASTER TYKO       809 NONE
PAPPY VAN WINKLE 6180   0  1 0 YUPPIE HOARD 701     HER MAJESTY 6030       805 NOT REVENGED
YAMAKAZI 6177           2  2 0 YUPPIE HOARD 701     METALLICA 6198         808 JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Howlin' Wolf -- Based upon that Duelmasters column, seems like Stroptop would fit 
right in with my Dullards. Well written. -- Neon Necromancer

Jack Torrance -- You are yummy in our tummies. -- Dragons
 
Wang Chi, how'd that work out for you?  Maybe you should've learned some riposte 
rather than defense -- Falkor

Ice -- LG/LG with APM/F -- Ugh, yawn, you'll win a few, can't wait until worms eat 
your eyes! -- Deathwing

Britny, you are a fox! Roar. -- Drogon

I'm embarrassed!  Well fought, Little Leaguer.  My initiative cost me that fight, I 
applaud you. -- Gary, the most special of Toad's Dragons

Gene Simmons -- I dare you to kill one of my blood again. I dare you. I don't think 
you have the salt. -- Vyrtok

Delgia & Jed -- Thank you, very much. I hope my faring in the grand tournament is 
better than usual. -- Tallow

Chad -- I hope you don't win anything anymore if that's your percentage of kills... 
that is unless it's against Yuppies and Dullards. -- Tallow

Klebsiella -- Good grief you can take a hit! -- Talvrek

Napoleon -- As expected, my salt was stronger than yours. -- Sovryk

High-Hat Hippo -- Well, that didn't go as intended -- Skoryx

Autumn Winds -- you are too slow lady, just too slow. -- Ithrekal

Having ended up with a large amount of surplus lumber during our building remodel, the 
Circle Armories has decided to offer coffins at near wholesale prices to fallen 
gladiators! Just come on by with the needed measurements and we will assemble 
serviceable storage for your fallen warrior, or warriors if you've had a very bad 
week, on the spot. -- Delgia o'Khra and Jed, co-management of Squared Circle

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BUY HIS was butchered by ARENAMASTER TYKOR in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
T MINUS 5 was slaughtered by AN INVISIBLE ENTITY in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MANIC MUSKOX was viciously butchered by NOMADIC HORSE LORD in a 2 minute match.
IFFY? slaughtered THE PHONE BOOTH in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
LET was savagely slain by POTATO GOLEM in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
KNOCK OFF 3 was butchered by ARENAMASTER TYKOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
MANNE KILLED ME was slaughtered by SALTMARSH OGRE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BEIL devastated POSSUM TROT in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
MIDNIGHT MANIAC handily defeated TRANQUIL DULLENS in a 1 minute Bloodfeud melee.
ARIC WOLFMARK vanquished FOUR FINGER FRANCIS in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
GENE SIMMONS vanquished ART THE CLOWN in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
IRON MAIDEN was defeated by TURKEY SCRATCH in a 3 minute beginner's Bloodfeud match.
LUKE overpowered PRINCESS WHITE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
TESLA ROADSTER devastated METALLICA in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud conflict.
BRITNY FOX was subdued by WANG CHI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Bloodfeud match.
DUNCECAP was overpowered by HIGH-HAT HIPPO in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
DAVID LO PAN was overpowered by HER MAJESTY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
OCHO was devastated by FUZZY BUTT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
12 was executed by VYRTOK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TAPIOCA FLOUR was devastated by PRINCE ALBERT HUNT in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
HRK'PRN'HRK demolished PSEUDOMONAS in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
THE MISSING LYNX assassinated UGIN THE INEFFABLE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
YENSO KESHO luckily beat KING BISCUIT BOY in a action packed 6 minute Challenge fight.
SHIRT BROTHER subdued SAMIR'S FOLLY in a action packed 3 minute Challenge bout.
EGG SHEN was vanquished by FALKOR in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge fray.
DEATHWING demolished TESTAMENT in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge fight.
MOE overpowered MUFASA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
COL. MORTIMER assassinated LOBSTER BISQUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ACINETOBACTER vanquished DELGIA O'KHRA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
RICE AND BEANS overcame BLOCKHEAD in a action packed 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
SOVRYK was handily defeated by NICE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TWELF overpowered LOUIX XIII in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HARDEN EDGE was handily defeated by ZOLOC XIPEC-SON in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
RASH was overpowered by AUTUMN WINDS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ATTANO overpowered FAMILY THIRST in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge bout.
DALE PUCK devastated FRANK THE SHANK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BEACON ULRIK was viciously subdued by FLINT LOCK PHILLIP in a 3 minute battle.
EDGAR FROGG executed DUKE TUMATOE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DUKE LUCA subdued LORDAMERCY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
PATEK PHILIPPE demolished NOT BREAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ITHREKAL was overpowered by BROCKBURN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DWELLVIN THE 12TH was viciously subdued by DUMBBELL in a 2 minute Challenge match.
WITLESS was beaten by CHICKNWAFFLES in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PSYCHO PATH was killed by LITTLE LEAGUER in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
SMAUG butchered ALARA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RUDY SARZO lost to DROGON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
SARAZ was overpowered by PRODIGAL BLADE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
ARKENSTONE was overcome by DATAMOST in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
STROPTOP overpowered KOO KOO KUNG FOO in a 1 minute one-sided Title battle.
JACK BURTON lost to TEDDY BEAR OF DEATH in a popular 1 minute bout.
KING COTTON was handily defeated by GRAYSKULL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DEMONIC DINGO savagely defeated TOOTHACHE RIDGE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
MAHASIM subdued TALVREK in a 1 minute battle.
FRENCH ONION was defeated by PRESTON JINX in a 1 minute bout.
STAPHYLOCOCCUS handily defeated TC TUGGER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
TWELVIS devastated HAGGARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ASYLUM KNIGHT bested MOE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
MS. ASSEMBLED was subdued by PUNISHING PERSIAN in a 3 minute battle.
CURLY was viciously subdued by MANGROVE in a popular 3 minute gory brawl.
SANYER was vanquished by JACK TORRANCE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FRITZ defeated UGLY DEAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody brawl.
KLEBSIELLA beat MISFILED in a 1 minute gory match.
JOE was vanquished by MORDANT SALESMAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LARRY demolished CRANKY OLD COOT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TOD was devastated by T'CHAKA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RAKE was butchered by LUNKHEAD in a 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
TRULL was overpowered by EVIL ELEPHANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CAMPYLOBACTER narrowly defeated PRETTY ICING in a crowd boring 15 minute brutal melee.
JOFFER narrowly defeated WHETSTONE in a 2 minute battle.
TEVEL unbelievably bested MIAO YIN in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
BLOODTHIRSTY BULL was subdued by COLD FORGE in a 3 minute duel.
WHET WHISTLE was devastated by ATTILA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SKORYX was demolished by IRON BARS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRAZEN BACON overpowered RUSTY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LILIANAOFTHEVEIL won victory over DAMARIS in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
PAUL was put to death by GHORZA STOHL in a 1 minute novice's match.
MARK viciously subdued GRAIN KING in a popular 1 minute gory novice's brawl.
HOT AND SOUR was vanquished by ELSPETHSTORMSLAYER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HANNIBAL viciously subdued ALEF in a popular 3 minute gory beginner's match.
NAPOLEON handily defeated BELT-LOOP BART in a 1 minute uneven match.
SPICY TONKOTSU handily defeated CHEERFUL DULLENS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOLLY PARTIN' beat BJORN BONEBREAKER in a 2 minute bloody novice's contest.
CLONE EASTWOOD beat GLOOMSHAYDE GAIL in a 3 minute novice's match.
DNANGEL overcame DREAMING DULLENS in a 1 minute gruesome novice's fight.
DR. FRANKENFINE demolished DECAPITATE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DULLENS AGONIZER was subdued by SIMON in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
JOAN OF LARK was vanquished by GROSS GIRAFFE in a 2 minute uneven match.
PRETTY LIL WITCH was handily defeated by SHADOWFUR in a 1 minute uneven match.
ICE beat TERESE RAMBOWD in a 2 minute novice's competition.
MEDUSA viciously subdued KOTAN in a popular 4 minute gory novice's battle.
COMIC SANS slimly lost to HOLOEA in a popular 3 minute brutal novice's melee.
RUBRON GRO savagely defeated THOMAS in a popular 3 minute bloody beginner's battle.
MORTH GRO-BAGOL overpowered DULLENS REPLACER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TIGER vanquished HOJO MASAKO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHUNKY bested COTILLION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody novice's bout.
PALOMA subdued AILEEN WURNOS in a 1 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 54         AIMED BLOW        28 -  22 -  2      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  47         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  27 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         STRIKING ATTACK  171 - 149 - 20      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         PARRY-STRIKE      27 -  24 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    12         LUNGING ATTACK   123 - 130 -  9      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         BASHING ATTACK    47 -  61 - 12      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  54 -  6      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  19 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  10 -  3      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  19 -  0      14  |

Turn 809 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         5  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    25 - 22     SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  9         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   27 - 27     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK    10 - 10     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  4         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       STROPTOP 6173               5   0  1   90 HOWLIN SHARPENS (700)
PARRY-STRIKE     HER MAJESTY 6030            5   0  1   51 THE DULL EDGE (671)
BASHING ATTACK   VYRTOK 6001                 5   0  1   48 THE NINTH SEAT (666)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRAYSKULL 6033              4   1  1   45 ERRATA (672)
LUNGING ATTACK   HIGH-HAT HIPPO 6194         4   1  0   41 WASTELAND 13 (704)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLOCKHEAD 6016.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MIAO YIN 6283.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLINT LOCK PHILLIP 6090, 
KING BISCUIT BOY 6098, MEDUSA 6282, COMIC SANS 6292, BLOCKHEAD 6016, HANNIBAL 6223, 
RUBRON GRO 6297, DEMONIC DINGO 6168, MANGROVE 6046, and SAMIR'S FOLLY 6036.

The least popular fighter this week was CAMPYLOBACTER 6271.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PRETTY ICING 6196, MANNE KILLED ME 6301, GROSS GIRAFFE 6300, 
YENSO KESHO 6050, AILEEN WURNOS 6313, COTILLION 6310, HOJO MASAKO 6298, DULLENS 
REPLACER 6314, PRETTY LIL WITCH 6010, and JOAN OF LARK 6269.

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