DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/18/2015    Duedate: 05/23/2015

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-784

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOPTICAL ILLUSION
MMMM BEER (600)
(13-5655) [12-3-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOPTICAL ILLUSION              POSITION IS EMPTY
MMMM BEER (600)                
(13-5655) [12-3-0,116]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KNICK KNACK                    POWER PUNCH
ALLITERATE ARMY (598)          ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
(13-5628) [28-14-2,103]        (13-5629) [29-13-1,109]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALLITERATE ARMY (598)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALLITERATE ARMY (598)       13
2. MMMM BEER (600)              8      MMMM BEER (600)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       VICTORIOUS (385)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MMMM BEER (600)           12   3  0 80.0   1/ 1 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)     9  3 2
 2/ 2 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)    127  66  5 65.8   2/ 2 MMMM BEER (600)           2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DULLENS this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, KNICK KNACK fought DRUNKEN 
GUARDSMAN and gained 7 points and contributed to ALLITERATE ARMY's 3-1-2.  Defending 
its title for another turn, HOPTICAL ILLUSION kept ALLITERATE ARMY's warrior, PART 
POWER, from claiming the throne.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top 
team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Yellow Dog Tavern until they win.  
Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that DULLENS has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in DULLENS, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOPTICAL ILLUSION 5655       12   3  0   116       MMMM BEER (600)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEST WOOD 5630               29  13  1   110       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
 POWER PUNCH 5629             29  13  1   109       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
 KNICK KNACK 5628             28  14  2   103       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
 PART POWER 5627              24  18  0    93       ALLITERATE ARMY (598)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DRUNKEN GUARDSMA        0  0 0                      KNICK KNACK 5628      784  NONE
TOODLES ENSLAVED        0  0 0                      WEST WOOD 5630        784  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOPTICAL ILLUSION bested PART POWER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Title fight.
WEST WOOD murdered TOODLES ENSLAVED! in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
POWER PUNCH defeated LOST POTATO FARMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's duel.
KNICK KNACK assassinated DRUNKEN GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        21 -  14 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  2      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 784 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HOPTICAL ILLUSION 5655     12   3  0  116 MMMM BEER (600)
BASHING ATTACK   WEST WOOD 5630             29  13  1  110 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
SLASHING ATTACK  KNICK KNACK 5628           28  14  2  103 ALLITERATE ARMY (598)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KNICK KNACK 5628.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was POWER PUNCH 5629.  The ten other most popular fighters were HOPTICAL 
ILLUSION 5655, KNICK KNACK 5628, PART POWER 5627, WEST WOOD 5630,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, 
and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was WEST WOOD 5630.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PART POWER 5627, KNICK KNACK 5628, HOPTICAL ILLUSION 5655, POWER PUNCH 
5629,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.