DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/28/2025 Duedate: 08/09/2025
TOBIR ARENA
DM 14 TURN 1039
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POODLE JUMPER
REAL PETS 2 (525)
(14-5328) [13-6-1,157]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POODLE JUMPER POSITION IS EMPTY
REAL PETS 2 (525)
(14-5328) [13-6-1,157]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
LT KERRI STRUG CRPL MAX KLINGER
SAGE SOLDIERS (350) SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
(14-3185) [10-17-1,70] (14-3183) [13-8-0,76]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ANYTHING GOES (571)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. REAL PETS 2 (525) 72
2. SAXON (578) 25 ANYTHING GOES (571)
3. THIS MODERN WORLD (576) 22 Unchartered Team
4. THE DOGHOUSE (188) 12
5. ANYTHING GOES (571) -6 POSITION IS EMPTY
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 ANYTHING GOES (571) 82 28 0 74.5 1/ 2 ANYTHING GOES (571) 7 3 0
2/ 2 THIS MODERN WORLD (576) 30 23 2 56.6 2/ 1 SAXON (578) 7 8 1
3/ 3 SAXON (578) 33 33 3 50.0 3/ 3 THIS MODERN WORLD (576) 6 0 0
4- 5 NEON DRUIDS (572) 43 52 3 45.3 4/ 0 REAL PETS 2 (525) 2 1 0
5/ 4 SAGE SOLDIERS (350) 45 55 3 45.0 5/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 2 4 0
6/ 0 REAL PETS 2 (525) 17 21 1 44.7 6/ 4 SAGE SOLDIERS (350) 2 6 0
7/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 1231 1546 26 44.3 7- 5 NEON DRUIDS (572) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I was an ecdysiast, grandma said with delight
Her grandson could not fathom this, try as he might
His ninety-seven-year-old grandma on a stripper pole?
That was before they had them, she said to young Cole.
He could not picture her as a nude-like teasing dancer.
My striptease name was young Bambi Bubble Prancer.
It took a long time to get this out of his sixteen-year-old head.
Last thought he had for months every time he went to bed.
-- Strip Tease, DMV
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
TOBIR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, SAXON, since ANYTHING GOES
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're all
terribly impressed to see DEPUTY DAWG win a fight and gain 57 points, terribly. Tsk,
tsk, SILENT MAJORITY beat LT KERRI STRUG and LT KERRI STRUG lost 15 points. You're
breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as POODLE JUMPER
takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh.
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys
win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? THIS MODERN WORLD was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily
livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like ANYTHING GOES avoided
them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. MJR
FRANK BURNS was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM
insulted or feared? Heh, heh. I notice RACER challenging down 25 points to fight
CRPL MAX KLINGER, ANYTHING GOES doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an insult
to honor. Question now is, will TOBIR accept this sort of tacky behavior? RACER
beating CRPL MAX KLINGER. The insult, the....yech!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines
through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in TOBIR to get a drink than The Victory
Tavern! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so
nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POODLE JUMPER 5328 13 6 1 157 REAL PETS 2 (525)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RACER 5754 23 6 0 97 ANYTHING GOES (571)
STRIP TEASE 5808 12 4 0 92 ANYTHING GOES (571)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SILENT MAJORITY 5821 11 5 0 89 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
SNEELY 5748 16 20 0 83 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183 13 8 0 76 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
COMMANDER POWLE 4593 8 6 0 71 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
LT KERRI STRUG 3185 10 17 1 70 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CALIX 5766 11 7 0 64 NEON DRUIDS (572)
SONG OF EVIL 5825 8 6 1 59 SAXON (578)
ANXIOUS 5751 9 4 0 58 ANYTHING GOES (571)
DEPUTY DAWG 5329 1 0 0 57 REAL PETS 2 (525)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNORRY 5757 11 23 0 56 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
MUMBLE RAP 5809 10 8 2 56 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
CONQUISTADOR 5828 4 10 1 47 SAXON (578)
SLOW LANE BLUES 5835 6 6 1 40 SAXON (578)
MJR FRANK BURNS 3184 7 11 0 38 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826 8 6 0 37 SAXON (578)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TATOR TOT 5563 2 4 0 32 REAL PETS 2 (525)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROCK OF AGES 5860 3 1 0 10 SAXON (578)
-SLEEZY 5850 0 1 0 1 ANYTHING GOES (571)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
THE HONEST MERCH 0 0 0 CONQUISTADOR 5828 1039 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RACER bested CRPL MAX KLINGER in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
ANXIOUS vanquished MJR FRANK BURNS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
STRIP TEASE was demolished by POODLE JUMPER in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
SILENT MAJORITY devastated LT KERRI STRUG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
COMMANDER POWLE was defeated by SNEELY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
SONG OF EVIL vanquished THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ALL GUNS BLAZING was beaten by MUMBLE RAP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
SNORRY defeated TATOR TOT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SLOW LANE BLUES vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
CONQUISTADOR slaughtered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROCK OF AGES was overpowered by DEPUTY DAWG in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 4 - 0 82 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 18 - 2 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 42 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 12 - 1 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1039 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK POODLE JUMPER 5328 13 6 1 157 REAL PETS 2 (525)
TOTAL PARRY RACER 5754 23 6 0 97 ANYTHING GOES (571)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK SILENT MAJORITY 5821 11 5 0 89 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
LUNGING ATTACK CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183 13 8 0 76 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
AIMED BLOW ANXIOUS 5751 9 4 0 58 ANYTHING GOES (571)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LT KERRI STRUG 3185. The most popular warrior this
turn was CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183. The ten other most popular fighters were MUMBLE RAP
5809, ANXIOUS 5751, SLOW LANE BLUES 5835, DEPUTY DAWG 5329, RACER 5754, POODLE JUMPER
5328, SILENT MAJORITY 5821, COMMANDER POWLE 4593, SNEELY 5748, and SONG OF EVIL 5825.
The least popular fighter this week was ROCK OF AGES 5860. The other ten least
popular fighters were LT KERRI STRUG 3185, STRIP TEASE 5808, MJR FRANK BURNS 3184,
CONQUISTADOR 5828, TATOR TOT 5563, SNORRY 5757, ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826, SONG OF EVIL
5825, SNEELY 5748, and COMMANDER POWLE 4593.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
POODLE JUMPER (14-5328) REAL PETS 2 (525)