DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/20/2014    Duedate: 11/01/2014

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-761

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JEX
ORDER (487)
(14-4848) [10-4-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JEX                            FLOYD-HII
ORDER (487)                    ARCANE DEVILS (497)
(14-4848) [10-4-0,103]         (14-4969) [5-1-1,77]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BIG RED                        FLOYD-HII
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             ARCANE DEVILS (497)
(14-4900) [11-28-1,72]         (14-4969) [5-1-1,77]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MENTOR BLISS (496)          40
2. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       37      ORDER (487)
3. ORDER (487)                 28      Unchartered Team
4. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        10
5. ARCANE DEVILS (497)          4      ARCANE DEVILS (497)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        96  59  3 61.9   1/ 2 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     9  5 0
 2/ 5 ORDER (487)               14  10  0 58.3   2/ 1 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        9  6 0
 3/ 2 MENTOR BLISS (496)        43  31  1 58.1   3/ 3 MENTOR BLISS (496)        7  8 0
 4/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     838 635 47 56.9   4/ 4 ORDER (487)               4  2 0
 5/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)    160 129  9 55.4   5- 5 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        2  2 0
 6/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       890 %1074 16 45.3   6/ 6 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      2 12 0
 7/ 0*ARCANE DEVILS (497)        6  12  1 33.3   7- 8*THING OF BEAUTY (500)     0  3 0
 8- 8*THING OF BEAUTY (500)      0   4  0  0.0   8/ 0*ARCANE DEVILS (497)       0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I learn ATTACK skills faster than normal?  The human who made that ridiculous
statement doesn't know a THING about Golden Retrievers.  I'm not ATTACKING, I'm just
so eager to make new friends, you know?  That's what Golden Retrievers DO.

                                    Feathers

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to THE DOGHOUSE, as they are pushed from the coveted top 
team spot by the WU-TANG FOREVER stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for IGNORANCE, who 
flew up 24 points in the rankings after mashing BIG RED like a melon.  Keep your eye 
on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was BIG RED, who dropped 21 
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with IGNORANCE.  In front of all 
the crowds, JEX took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the TOBIR arena.  Did you 
hear that WU-TANG FOREVER was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of WU-TANG FOREVER's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you 
who like math, try this one:  WU-TANG FOREVER + Weapons That go Boom = MENTOR BLISS + 
Avoid City.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, JEX would be president.  
Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.  Getting lots of flowers from 
sympathetic fans was CAPPADONNA, who was successfully challenged by DAISY who had a 
mere 29 points more than CAPPADONNA.  Definition of petty:  DAISY overcame 
CAPPADONNA, a mismatch of 29 points.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, 
HEX went after FONZANOON, who was higher by 18 points.  Well, when the dust settled, 
HEX won victory over FONZANOON.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  This week 7-6-0 SCREWDRIVER was sent to the Dark Arena.  I 
know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take notice of this.  Ask not 
the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEX 4848                     10   4  0   103       ORDER (487)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAISY 4967                   12   5  0   102       MENTOR BLISS (496)
 IGNORANCE 4977               10   3  1    91       MENTOR BLISS (496)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JILES 4885                   10   4  2    88       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 DRAGON'S LAIR 4901           21   7  0    83       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 KAMIN 4965                    7   6  0    83       MENTOR BLISS (496)
 FLOYD-HII 4969                5   1  1    77       ARCANE DEVILS (497)
 CAPPADONNA 4961              13   4  0    73       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 BIG RED 4900                 11  28  1    72       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 SPIKE 4903                   15  23  0    68       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLYFISH 5046                5   1  1    66       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 HEX 4849                      4   5  0    64       ORDER (487)
 OLD HOWEL 4915               11  26  0    59       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAHA HOUND 4962              13   7  0    51       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FONZANOON 4948               12  15  0    51       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 DIAZ 5026                     4   4  0    44       MENTOR BLISS (496)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PERPENDICULAR 5005            7   5  0    30       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
-FAITH 4957                    3   0  0    25       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANGEL 5042                    4   0  0    24       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELLS OF WAR 5048             2   1  0    19       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 DARK HELMET 5035              3   5  0    14       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-ERIC TALONSEN 4994            0   4  0     7       ARCANE DEVILS (497)
-GRANDIOSE 5014                0   2  0     6       THING OF BEAUTY (500)
 BULLHEAD 5060                 0   1  0     1       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
IT'S A SIGN! 5025       0  1 0 ARCANE DEVILS 497    SHEWISH GIANT         761  NONE
SCREWDRIVER 4981        7  6 0 MENTOR BLISS 496     MOUNTAIN TROLL        761  NONE
BANG BANG 5053          0  3 0 THE DEATH SQUAD 63   HIGH ELF              761  NONE
DA1 5059                0  1 0 WU-TANG FOREVER 479  ARENAMASTER VASH      761  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Four-one again?  And it isn't even the Dog Days.  Although I do hope the Cat Nights
are over.  Very disturbing, those are.  I mean, baying at the moon is one thing, but
screeching in alleys?  Another bloody bone altogether. -- Feathers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SCREWDRIVER was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BANG BANG was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
IT'S A SIGN! was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DA1 was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER VASHKU in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DAISY bested CAPPADONNA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
JELLYFISH savagely defeated HAHA HOUND in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
HEX devastated FONZANOON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DARK HELMET was bested by PERPENDICULAR in a 3 minute Challenge match.
FEATHERS was bested by JEX in a 2 minute veteran's Title competition.
BIG RED was handily defeated by IGNORANCE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
DRAGON'S LAIR viciously subdued FLOYD-HII in a action packed 15 minute expert's fight.
KAMIN overpowered OLD HOWEL in a 1 minute uneven match.
SPIKE outlasted DIAZ in a exciting 8 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BELLS OF WAR handily defeated BULLHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  15 -  0      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  24 -  2      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        15 -  19 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  11 -  1      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  25 -  0      26  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  17 -  0      11  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 761 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JEX 4848                   10   4  0  103 ORDER (487)
AIMED BLOW       DAISY 4967                 12   5  0  102 MENTOR BLISS (496)
TOTAL PARRY      DRAGON'S LAIR 4901         21   7  0   83 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
WALL OF STEEL    HAHA HOUND 4962            13   7  0   51 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BIG RED 4900.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FLOYD-HII 4969.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIAZ 5026, 
PERPENDICULAR 5005, SCREWDRIVER 4981, DAISY 4967, JELLYFISH 5046, JEX 4848, IGNORANCE 
4977, HEX 4849, KAMIN 4965, and BELLS OF WAR 5048.

The least popular fighter this week was DRAGON'S LAIR 4901.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SPIKE 4903, FONZANOON 4948, HAHA HOUND 4962, CAPPADONNA 4961, 
DA1 5059, IT'S A SIGN! 5025, BANG BANG 5053, BULLHEAD 5060, OLD HOWEL 4915, and BIG 
RED 4900.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FEATHERS (14-4881) THE DOGHOUSE (188)