DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/20/2017    Duedate: 04/01/2017

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-821

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEFEND YOUR LIFE
STREEP LEGAL (509)
(14-5148) [9-3-1,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAMMA MIA                      SLITHERING IDIOT
STREEP LEGAL (509)             U PAY I SLAY (518)
(14-5144) [11-1-2,133]         (14-5228) [4-1-0,35]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEFEND YOUR LIFE               DOUBT
STREEP LEGAL (509)             STREEP LEGAL (509)
(14-5148) [9-3-1,103]          (14-5158) [4-5-0,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. U PAY I SLAY (518)          30
2. STREEP LEGAL (509)          16      STREEP LEGAL (509)
3. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        12      Unchartered Team
4. GRIM ADVENTURES (511)        0
5. IMPULSION (519)              0      U PAY I SLAY (518)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 4*U PAY I SLAY (518)         9   4  0 69.2   1/ 2 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      7  7 0
 2/ 2 STREEP LEGAL (509)        24  11  3 68.6   2/ 1 STREEP LEGAL (509)        5  4 0
 3/ 5 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     %1001 761 57 56.8   3/ 3*U PAY I SLAY (518)        4  1 0
 4- 7 GRIM ADVENTURES (511)     21  27  4 43.8   4- 4 GRIM ADVENTURES (511)     2  2 0
 5- 9*IMPULSION (519)            1   5  0 16.7   5- 6*IMPULSION (519)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  TOBIR needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, STREEP LEGAL had 
to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by THE DEATH SQUAD!  Way to go 
THE DEATH SQUAD!  MVP award for MAX MURDER?  U PAY I SLAY's proud of her after 
beating SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
MAYWEATHER got smashed by AMBITIOUS GUARD, and lost 5 points!  This Duelmaster is 
like something else!  DEFEND YOUR LIFE stopped M. CHARDINEE dead in his tracks!  Is 
the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  THE DEATH 
SQUAD was the most avoided team.  Is a 1001-761-57 record really that scary?  I don't 
know what STREEP LEGAL's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many 
fights from THE DEATH SQUAD, that's fer sher.  Some fights are really unfair.  How do 
you think SNOOZEFEST feels about being challenged by MAMMA MIA, 19 points above it?  
Is this how STREEP LEGAL advances, by having their members (MAMMA MIA) fight people 
that are really below them (SNOOZEFEST)?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  TOBIR is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEFEND YOUR LIFE 5148         9   3  1   103       STREEP LEGAL (509)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAMMA MIA 5144               11   1  2   133       STREEP LEGAL (509)
 SNOOZEFEST 5129              28  12  0    96       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NERGAL 5165                   6   4  0    57       GRIM ADVENTURES (511)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROFIT PROPHET 5218           9   5  0    52       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-AXE WIPE 4736                 4   2  0    52       U PAY I SLAY (518)
 OCTUPUS 5178                  9   8  0    48       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-GRIM 5164                     3   0  0    46       GRIM ADVENTURES (511)
 SLITHERING IDIOT 5228         4   1  0    35       U PAY I SLAY (518)
 MAYWEATHER 5216               7   8  0    34       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MANDY 5163                    7   5  1    28       GRIM ADVENTURES (511)
 DOUBT 5158                    4   5  0    28       STREEP LEGAL (509)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAX MURDER 4720               1   0  0    21       U PAY I SLAY (518)
-GAMBOL 5232                   1   1  0     8       IMPULSION (519)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAMMA MIA devastated SNOOZEFEST in a 4 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
DEFEND YOUR LIFE subdued M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute Title melee.
OCTUPUS savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
MAYWEATHER was viciously subdued by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 4 minute contest.
PROFIT PROPHET demolished CHEERFUL FAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SLITHERING IDIOT bested DOUBT in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
MAX MURDER handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     17 -   7 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 821 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DEFEND YOUR LIFE 5148       9   3  1  103 STREEP LEGAL (509)
WALL OF STEEL    MAMMA MIA 5144             11   1  2  133 STREEP LEGAL (509)
TOTAL PARRY      SNOOZEFEST 5129            28  12  0   96 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
AIMED BLOW       PROFIT PROPHET 5218         9   5  0   52 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEFEND YOUR LIFE 5148.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DOUBT 5158.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAMMA MIA 5144, 
PROFIT PROPHET 5218, DEFEND YOUR LIFE 5148, OCTUPUS 5178, MAYWEATHER 5216, SLITHERING 
IDIOT 5228, MAX MURDER 4720, SNOOZEFEST 5129,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SNOOZEFEST 5129.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MAX MURDER 4720, SLITHERING IDIOT 5228, MAYWEATHER 5216, OCTUPUS 5178, 
DEFEND YOUR LIFE 5148, PROFIT PROPHET 5218, MAMMA MIA 5144, DOUBT 5158,  0, and  0.