DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/22/2025    Duedate: 10/04/2025

TOBIR ARENA

DM 14    TURN 1043

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RACER
ANYTHING GOES (571)
(14-5754) [26-6-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RACER                          DA4
ANYTHING GOES (571)            WEST SAC A'S (581)
(14-5754) [26-6-0,108]         (14-5874) [1-0-1,33]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LT KERRI STRUG                 UNIQUE
SAGE SOLDIERS (350)            ANYTHING GOES (571)
(14-3185) [11-20-1,71]         (14-5861) [1-1-0,4]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANYTHING GOES (571)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEST SAC A'S (581)            56 
2. SAXON (578)                   31    ANYTHING GOES (571)
3. THIS MODERN WORLD (576)       23    Unchartered Team
4. ANYTHING GOES (571)           22 
5. BAKER TEAM (543)              14    WEST SAC A'S (581)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ANYTHING GOES (571)       92  30  0 75.4   1/ 2 ANYTHING GOES (571)       7  2 0
 2/ 2 BAKER TEAM (543)          38  13  0 74.5   2/ 1 SAXON (578)               6  9 0
 3/ 3 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   37  26  2 58.7   3/ 4 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   5  2 0
 4/ 4 SAXON (578)               43  43  3 50.0   4/ 5 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       4  7 0
 5- 5 REAL PETS 2 (525)         22  24  2 47.8   5/ 6 BAKER TEAM (543)          3  0 0
 6/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       1232 1553 26 44.2   6- 3 REAL PETS 2 (525)         3  2 0
 7/ 7 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       49  66  3 42.6   7/ 7*WEST SAC A'S (581)        3  7 1
 8/ 8*WEST SAC A'S (581)         4   7  1 36.4   8/ 8 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  TOBIR needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, SAXON had to be 
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by ANYTHING GOES!  Way to go ANYTHING 
GOES!  MVP award for MUMBLE RAP?  THIS MODERN WORLD's proud of him after beating LT 
KERRI STRUG and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  LT KERRI STRUG 
got smashed by MUMBLE RAP, and lost 13 points!  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome RACER.  Aren't ANYTHING GOES proud.  
(Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said TOBIR's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at 
The Victory Tavern?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  SAXON was the most avoided team.  Is a 43-43-3 record 
really that scary?  I don't know what ANYTHING GOES' been doing.  They certainly 
haven't been accepting many fights from SAXON, that's fer sher.  Can SAGE SOLDIERS' 
COMMANDER POWLE be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that 
really the same?  RACER must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He 
challenged COMMANDER POWLE.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell 
me.) I thought RACER showed great skill and promise when he defeated COMMANDER POWLE. 
All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TOBIR ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Like, who is this beast???  DA4 gets sent to the Dark Arena, 
battles SHEWISH GIANT, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet WEST SAC A'S manager is 
surprised!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  TOBIR is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RACER 5754                   26   6  0 108         ANYTHING GOES (571)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRIP TEASE 5808             15   4  0 107         ANYTHING GOES (571)       
-DEPUTY DAWG 5329              3   0  0 102         REAL PETS 2 (525)         
 COMMANDER POWLE 4593         10   8  0  99         SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       
 SILENT MAJORITY 5821         14   6  0  91         THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   
 MUMBLE RAP 5809              13   9  2  91         THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORTEGA 5750                   7   0  0  78         BAKER TEAM (543)          
 SNEELY 5748                  16  24  0  72         THE DOGHOUSE (188)        
 LT KERRI STRUG 3185          11  20  1  71         SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       
 ANXIOUS 5751                 11   5  0  69         ANYTHING GOES (571)       
 SONG OF EVIL 5825            10   8  1  69         SAXON (578)               

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TATOR TOT 5563                4   5  0  63         REAL PETS 2 (525)         
 SNORRY 5757                  12  26  0  62         THE DOGHOUSE (188)        
 CONQUISTADOR 5828             7  11  1  61         SAXON (578)               

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SMELFIE 5822                  5   4  0  55         THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   
 CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183        13  12  0  51         SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       
 SLOW LANE BLUES 5835          8   8  1  45         SAXON (578)               
-MJR FRANK BURNS 3184          8  13  0  42         SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       
 ROCK OF AGES 5860             5   3  0  38         SAXON (578)               
 ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826         9   9  0  37         SAXON (578)               

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DA4 5874                      1   0  1  33         WEST SAC A'S (581)        
-AVARICE 5866                  2   1  0  29         WEST SAC A'S (581)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLEEZY 5850                   1   1  0  13         ANYTHING GOES (571)       
 AWFUL 5867                    1   0  0  13         WEST SAC A'S (581)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNIQUE 5861                   1   1  0   4         ANYTHING GOES (571)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DA4 5874              1043 NONE
DA5 5875                0  1 0 WEST SAC A'S 581     MOUNTAIN TROLL        1043 NONE
DA6 5876                0  1 0 WEST SAC A'S 581     BANDIT PRINCE         1043 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA4 butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA5 was dispatched by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA6 was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
RACER defeated COMMANDER POWLE in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title duel.
CRPL MAX KLINGER was overpowered by ANXIOUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
STRIP TEASE devastated SONG OF EVIL in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
SILENT MAJORITY overpowered NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LT KERRI STRUG was overpowered by MUMBLE RAP in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
SNEELY was vanquished by ORTEGA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SNORRY won victory over ALL GUNS BLAZING in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLOW LANE BLUES overpowered DELARQUAN SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CONQUISTADOR overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
ROCK OF AGES viciously subdued DELARQUAN SAILOR in a 1 minute brutal contest.
UNIQUE was subdued by AWFUL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute novice's brawl.
SLEEZY handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -   7 -  1      74  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW         6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  17 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  40 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  10 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1043 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      RACER 5754                 26   6  0  108 ANYTHING GOES (571)
STRIKING ATTACK  STRIP TEASE 5808           15   4  0  107 ANYTHING GOES (571)
LUNGING ATTACK   COMMANDER POWLE 4593       10   8  0   99 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)
SLASHING ATTACK  SILENT MAJORITY 5821       14   6  0   91 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ANXIOUS 5751               11   5  0   69 ANYTHING GOES (571)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LT KERRI STRUG 3185.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was UNIQUE 5861.  The ten other most popular fighters were COMMANDER POWLE 4593, 
STRIP TEASE 5808, MUMBLE RAP 5809, RACER 5754, SILENT MAJORITY 5821, SNORRY 5757, ALL 
GUNS BLAZING 5826, ROCK OF AGES 5860, DA4 5874, and ANXIOUS 5751.

The least popular fighter this week was SNEELY 5748.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DA6 5876, AWFUL 5867, SONG OF EVIL 5825, CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183, DA5 
5875, SLEEZY 5850, CONQUISTADOR 5828, SLOW LANE BLUES 5835, ORTEGA 5750, and LT KERRI 
STRUG 3185.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                       THUMBSCREW (2-2622) IN COLD BLOOD  (329) 
                      YORKE (7-6040) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS  (396) 
                       LUNACY (60-9545) HORRID INSTANITY  (716) 
                    MR. CARTER (72-10604) PORKY'S REVENGE  (1415) 
                  SCHNOOKLEWUGGY (84-16559) SUPE FORCES 9A03  (2926) 
                     DOLEMITE (85-24265) HOWLIN' CLASSICS  (4686) 
                    EXTERMINATOR (86-1006) HOWLING GRIBBLE  (171) 
                   FRED SAVAGE CEO (86-18759) THE PURGE 249  (3461) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes