DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/08/2016    Duedate: 02/20/2016

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-795

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NURSE SHARK
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-5128) [9-5-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NURSE SHARK                    MAMMA MIA
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           STREEP LEGAL (509)
(14-5128) [9-5-0,102]          (14-5144) [1-0-0,13]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRANMEYER                      WHIRLAWAY
WRATHMEN! (495)                PRAIRIE NOMADS (508)
(14-4937) [10-4-0,78]          (14-5138) [0-1-0,7]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        58
2. STREEP LEGAL (509)          24      WRATHMEN! (495)
3. SUFFER (510)                21      Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN! (495)             13
5. PRAIRIE NOMADS (508)         7      STREEP LEGAL (509)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*STREEP LEGAL (509)         2   0  1  100   1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     11  4 1
 2/ 3 WRATHMEN! (495)           25  18  1 58.1   2/ 2 WRATHMEN! (495)           5  6 0
 3/ 4 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     936 705 55 57.0   3/ 0*STREEP LEGAL (509)        2  0 1
 4/ 0*SUFFER (510)               0   4  0  0.0   4/ 0*SUFFER (510)              0  4 0
 5/ 0*PRAIRIE NOMADS (508)       0   1  0  0.0   5/ 0*PRAIRIE NOMADS (508)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  WRATHMEN! had cause to celebrate, after SEVERA 
got 16 points by beating POLITE BEGGAR.  Now I can't insult NURSE SHARK, as she has 
gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on 
too thick) So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering 
milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in TOBIR avoid THE DEATH SQUAD.  Like a pup with its tail between 
its legs, WRATHMEN! scurried away from THE DEATH SQUAD.  Oh, the shame!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen 
into an unconscious stupor.   
     All good things must come to an end.  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond 
my control, I must take my leave of this place.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an 
overtaxed simile, I now bid TOBIR farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NURSE SHARK 5128              9   5  0   102       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRANMEYER 4937               10   4  0    78       WRATHMEN! (495)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOILET 5137                   8   3  0    50       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 SNOOZEFEST 5129              11   3  0    48       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 HULK SMASH 5132               8   5  3    46       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 VOD CATONIC 5143              5   2  0    35       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREYMAR 4951                  3   1  0    30       WRATHMEN! (495)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEVERA 5160                   1   0  0    16       WRATHMEN! (495)
 MAMMA MIA 5144                1   0  0    13       STREEP LEGAL (509)
 REMUS 5159                    1   0  0    13       WRATHMEN! (495)
 DEFEND YOUR LIFE 5148         1   0  1    11       STREEP LEGAL (509)
 WHIRLAWAY 5138                0   1  0     7       PRAIRIE NOMADS (508)
 GRUL 5161                     0   1  0     1       WRATHMEN! (495)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DELARQUAN SAILOR        0  0 0                      HULK SMASH 5132       795  NONE
CUT MY THUMB 5155       0  1 0 SUFFER 510           DEFEND YOUR LIFE 5148 795   
HIP REPLACEMENT 5157    0  1 0 SUFFER 510           SPYMASTER             795  NONE
KNEE SURGERY 5154       0  1 0 SUFFER 510           SHEWISH GIANT         795  NONE
OFF WITH HEAD 5153      0  1 0 SUFFER 510           SPYMASTER             795  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HIP REPLACEMENT was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
KNEE SURGERY was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
OFF WITH HEAD was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GRANMEYER was overpowered by NURSE SHARK in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
SNOOZEFEST bested GREYMAR in a 4 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
TOILET devastated DELARQUAN SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
HULK SMASH assassinated DELARQUAN SAILOR in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
VOD CATONIC handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
DEFEND YOUR LIFE slaughtered CUT MY THUMB in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MAMMA MIA defeated WHIRLAWAY in a 3 minute gruesome duel.
REMUS overpowered CONVINCIAN HERO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SEVERA handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GRUL was subdued by SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 5 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW         8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  10 -  2      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 795 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     NURSE SHARK 5128            9   5  0  102 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
AIMED BLOW       GRANMEYER 4937             10   4  0   78 WRATHMEN! (495)
PARRY-LUNGE      TOILET 5137                 8   3  0   50 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
TOTAL PARRY      SNOOZEFEST 5129            11   3  0   48 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
BASHING ATTACK   HULK SMASH 5132             8   5  3   46 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
STRIKING ATTACK  VOD CATONIC 5143            5   2  0   35 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRANMEYER 4937.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WHIRLAWAY 5138.  The ten other most popular fighters were GREYMAR 4951, NURSE 
SHARK 5128, VOD CATONIC 5143, SEVERA 5160, TOILET 5137, DEFEND YOUR LIFE 5148, MAMMA 
MIA 5144, REMUS 5159, HULK SMASH 5132, and HIP REPLACEMENT 5157.

The least popular fighter this week was GRUL 5161.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CUT MY THUMB 5155, SNOOZEFEST 5129, GRANMEYER 4937, OFF WITH HEAD 5153, 
KNEE SURGERY 5154, HIP REPLACEMENT 5157, HULK SMASH 5132, REMUS 5159, MAMMA MIA 5144, 
and DEFEND YOUR LIFE 5148.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVI

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WILLOW 4754 (32-28-0)                  1  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD         

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SKIPPY 2305 (0-0-0)                    1  3  0         PRIDE OF THE CDC     

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BARIUM ENEMY 4924 (38-23-1)            9  4  0         PERIODIC STATEMENTS  

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAJESTIC 5013 (6-2-0)                  8  3  0         THING OF BEAUTY      

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SHREWD SAMMY 5086 (3-3-0)              4  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BOJ 5123 (1-0-0)                       4  3  0         SPROUT OF MY MIND    
HATTY 5127 (2-0-0)                     3  3  0         SPROUT OF MY MIND    
TWEET 5125 (1-0-0)                     1  3  0         SPROUT OF MY MIND    
WHIRLAWAY 5138 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         PRAIRIE NOMADS       
DAVE 5124 (1-0-0)                      0  3  0         SPROUT OF MY MIND    

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAMMA MIA 5144 (0-0-0)                 7  3  1         STREEP LEGAL         
MILAN 5151 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         FOREIGN LEGION       
RIVER WILD 5145 (0-0-0)                1  3  0  DEAD   STREEP LEGAL         
DEFEND YOUR LIFE 5148 (0-0-0)          0  3  0         STREEP LEGAL