DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/04/2026 Duedate: 05/16/2026
TOBIR ARENA
DM 14 TURN 1059
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CANCEL MAN
TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570)
(14-5743) [8-9-0,100]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CANCEL MAN SHAZMALI SHIZERTON
TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570) PHILANTHROGENTS (583)
(14-5743) [8-9-0,100] (14-5892) [2-0-0,29]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
SNORRY PALE KING
THE DOGHOUSE (188) TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570)
(14-5757) [18-36-0,90] (14-5744) [5-12-0,49]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAXON (578)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348) 51
2. PHILANTHROGENTS (583) 17 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
3. TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570) 12 Unchartered Team
4. THIS MODERN WORLD (576) 4
5. THE DOGHOUSE (188) 1 PHILANTHROGENTS (583)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THIS MODERN WORLD (576) 63 33 3 65.6 1/ 1 SAXON (578) 9 5 0
2/ 2 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348) 459 304 33 60.2 2/ 2 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348) 7 3 0
3/ 3 SAXON (578) 81 84 5 49.1 3/ 4*PHILANTHROGENTS (583) 4 4 0
4/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 1245 1571 26 44.2 4/ 3 THIS MODERN WORLD (576) 3 0 0
5/ 6*PHILANTHROGENTS (583) 5 8 0 38.5 5/ 6 TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570) 2 4 0
6/ 5 TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570) 18 34 1 34.6 6/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. TOBIR needs a spyreport." Oh, well. What was the name of
that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 459-304-33 you ask? (Sure) OTAGO
HIGHLANDERS' their name, and fighting's their game! MVP award for MAIA? OTAGO
HIGHLANDERS' proud of her after beating ALL GUNS BLAZING and getting 22 points. Talk
about yer big time losers! ALL GUNS BLAZING got smashed by MAIA, and lost 21 points!
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think SMELFIE should let SLOW LANE
BLUES be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. I hear the top team
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for
PR photos.
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed
up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANCEL MAN 5743 8 9 0 100 TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUBILEE 4642 10 3 0 96 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
SLOW LANE BLUES 5835 15 17 1 94 SAXON (578)
SONG OF EVIL 5825 16 18 1 93 SAXON (578)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PENRICH 4590 20 15 2 90 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
SNORRY 5757 18 36 0 90 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
MAIA 4610 12 9 0 87 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
ROCK OF AGES 5860 14 10 0 78 SAXON (578)
ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826 15 19 1 67 SAXON (578)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MCNAB 4647 8 1 0 59 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PALE KING 5744 5 12 0 49 TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARROLL 5921 4 1 1 32 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
SHAZMALI SHIZERTON 5892 2 0 0 29 PHILANTHROGENTS (583)
BIRD PERSON 5893 2 2 0 25 PHILANTHROGENTS (583)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAMNATION 5925 1 0 0 10 SAXON (578)
SOUNDWAVE 5909 1 1 0 4 PHILANTHROGENTS (583)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SMELFIE bested SLOW LANE BLUES in a 2 minute master's fight.
SONG OF EVIL was unbelievably bested by CANCEL MAN in a 3 minute Title battle.
SNORRY was overpowered by JUBILEE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ROCK OF AGES was bested by PENRICH in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
ALL GUNS BLAZING was demolished by MAIA in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
CARROLL was luckily beaten by CHEERFUL FAN in a 2 minute bloody novice's struggle.
MCNAB unbelievably bested PALE KING in a action packed 5 minute fight.
SHAZMALI SHIZERTON vanquished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BIRD PERSON vanquished FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
SOUNDWAVE was defeated by DAMNATION in a 1 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 1 - 0 89 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 4 - 1 82 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 18 - 2 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 24 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 14 - 0 36 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1059 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JUBILEE 4642 10 3 0 96 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PENRICH 4590 20 15 2 90 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
SLASHING ATTACK MAIA 4610 12 9 0 87 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
STRIKING ATTACK ROCK OF AGES 5860 14 10 0 78 SAXON (578)
TOTAL PARRY MCNAB 4647 8 1 0 59 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SNORRY 5757. The most popular warrior this turn was
PALE KING 5744. The ten other most popular fighters were SONG OF EVIL 5825, SLOW
LANE BLUES 5835, PENRICH 4590, ROCK OF AGES 5860, CARROLL 5921, BIRD PERSON 5893,
MAIA 4610, MCNAB 4647, DAMNATION 5925, and CANCEL MAN 5743.
The least popular fighter this week was SNORRY 5757. The other ten least popular
fighters were SOUNDWAVE 5909, SHAZMALI SHIZERTON 5892, ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826, JUBILEE
4642, CANCEL MAN 5743, DAMNATION 5925, MCNAB 4647, MAIA 4610, BIRD PERSON 5893, and
CARROLL 5921.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SMELFIE (14-5822) THIS MODERN WORLD (576)