DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/07/2014    Duedate: 04/19/2014

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-747

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BARIUM ENEMY
PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
(14-4924) [15-2-1,142]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BARIUM ENEMY                   POSITION IS EMPTY
PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)      
(14-4924) [15-2-1,142]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE SQUARE                     BARIUM ENEMY
WU-TANG FOREVER (479)          PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
(14-4892) [19-10-1,100]        (14-4924) [15-2-1,142]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       33
2. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          15PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
3. PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)   12      Unchartered Team
4. LIVING LARGE (490)          10
5. MENTOR BLISS (496)           0      LONERS (448)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PERIODIC STATEMENT (493)  15   2  1 88.2   1/ 1 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     9  4 1
 2/ 2 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     809 595 45 57.6   2/ 2 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      7  8 0
 3/ 3 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)    129  97  9 57.1   3/ 4 PERIODIC STATEMENT (493)  3  0 0
 4/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       859 %1035 16 45.4   4/ 5 LIVING LARGE (490)        3  5 0
 5/ 6 LIVING LARGE (490)        18  27  0 40.0   5/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        3 12 0
 6- 7*MENTOR BLISS (496)         2   7  0 22.2   6- 6*MENTOR BLISS (496)        1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 372): IMERTA LOEL of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 747): DOGGY BAG of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 746): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 731): IRSON ORSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 734): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 727): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 728): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 692): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 689): SERGEANT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 680): ROBERT JOHNSON of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 320): URSILA RILVAR of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 574): ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 632): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 372): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 747): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 746): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 731): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 734): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 727): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 728): OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 692): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 689): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 680): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 320): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 574): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 632): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 747): DOGGY BAG of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 734): HERO SANDWICH of SHEWIS BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 692): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 680): ROBERT JOHNSON of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 574): ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for ODB, who flew up 11 points in the rankings after mashing BROWN WIDOW 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk 
out on the sands.  FEATHERS lost to MANSION and drops 3 points.  What does the 
Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in common?  They are both the most challenged apes 
in human history!  Heyheyhey!  Well, everybody's pal BARIUM ENEMY moved its record to 
15-2-1 by defeating MAN MOUNTAIN in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 12 
recognition points.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger 
halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad LIVING LARGE?  Big bad LIVING LARGE.  Big bad LIVING LARGE.  TOBIR's afraid 
of the big bad LIVING LARGE.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try 
this one:  LIVING LARGE + Weapons That go Boom = PERIODIC STATEMENTS + Avoid City.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  This round goes to TOBIR, their 0-0-0 
warrior, CIVILIZED CRIMINAL slew the 9-3-0 IT'S A QUINOA!.  Stay tuned next week to 
see what happens.  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in TOBIR have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARIUM ENEMY 4924            15   2  1   142       PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODB 4891                     12   5  2   114       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 MANSION 4897                 12   4  0   107       LIVING LARGE (490)
 THE SQUARE 4892              19  10  1   100       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 MAN MOUNTAIN 4879            23  14  0    94       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROWN WIDOW 4875             22  18  2    86       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FEATHERS 4881                15  22  1    78       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 DRAGON'S LAIR 4901           13   1  0    68       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FONZANOON 4948                8   5  0    66       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 GHOSTFACE 4916               10  11  1    60       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG RED 4900                  8  17  1    53       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 SPIKE 4903                    8  16  0    40       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 OLD HOWEL 4915                6  17  0    35       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JAGUAR 4898                   2   8  0    32       LIVING LARGE (490)
-CAPPADONNA 4961               4   0  0    30       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAHA HOUND 4962               4   2  0    21       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-DAISY 4967                    2   2  0    20       MENTOR BLISS (496)
-CATALINA 4959                 2   2  0    19       LIVING LARGE (490)
-MAID 4896                     2   2  0    12       LIVING LARGE (490)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRAP 6 4990             0  1 0 LIVING LARGE 490     BANDIT PRINCE         747  NONE
IT'S A QUINOA! 4950     9  3 0 THE DEATH SQUAD 63   CIVILIZED CRIMIN      747  NONE
DA1 4991                0  1 0 WU-TANG FOREVER 479  ARENAMASTER VASH      747  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

One-four again, but this time, *I* get the win.  THIS is how it should be.  Me as Top
Dog. -- Big Red

Big Red is SUCH a male mutt! -- Floppsie, medically retired

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by ARENAMASTER VASHKU in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CRAP 6 was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BARIUM ENEMY savagely defeated MAN MOUNTAIN in a 3 minute expert's Title fight.
MANSION overpowered FEATHERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE SQUARE devastated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
ODB devastated BROWN WIDOW in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
FONZANOON overpowered SPIKE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DRAGON'S LAIR won victory over BIG RED in a action packed 6 minute duel.
IT'S A QUINOA! was slain by CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
GHOSTFACE overpowered OLD HOWEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAHA HOUND handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  17 -  2      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  21 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        19 -  20 -  2      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 747 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BARIUM ENEMY 4924          15   2  1  142 PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
LUNGING ATTACK   ODB 4891                   12   5  2  114 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
STRIKING ATTACK  MANSION 4897               12   4  0  107 LIVING LARGE (490)
TOTAL PARRY      MAN MOUNTAIN 4879          23  14  0   94 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
AIMED BLOW       BROWN WIDOW 4875           22  18  2   86 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE SQUARE 4892.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BARIUM ENEMY 4924.  The ten other most popular fighters were BIG RED 4900, IT'S A 
QUINOA! 4950, THE SQUARE 4892, ODB 4891, DRAGON'S LAIR 4901, DA1 4991, CRAP 6 4990, 
MAN MOUNTAIN 4879, GHOSTFACE 4916, and HAHA HOUND 4962.

The least popular fighter this week was OLD HOWEL 4915.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SPIKE 4903, BROWN WIDOW 4875, FEATHERS 4881, FONZANOON 4948, MANSION 
4897, HAHA HOUND 4962, GHOSTFACE 4916, MAN MOUNTAIN 4879, CRAP 6 4990, and DA1 4991.