DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/30/2025    Duedate: 08/12/2025

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1034

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VARSITY QB
NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6184) [15-13-1,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VARSITY QB                     SIERRA SKYE
NEON JOCKS (591)               PERFECTION QUEST (595)
(15-6184) [15-13-1,107]        (15-6234) [5-2-0,60]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

VARSITY QB                     PAU
NEON JOCKS (591)               EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
(15-6184) [15-13-1,107]        (15-6112) [19-19-0,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEON JOCKS (591)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)     40 
2. NEON JOCKS (591)              34    SCUM & VILLAINY (586)
3. SCUM & VILLAINY (586)         17    Unchartered Team
4. GREENWARDENS (244)            11 
5. PERFECTION QUEST (595)        6     PERFECTION QUEST (595)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*PERFECTION QUEST (595)     6   2  0 75.0   1/ 1 NEON JOCKS (591)          8  3 0
 2/ 3 SCUM & VILLAINY (586)     78  55  6 58.6   2/ 0 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 4  1 1
 3/ 0 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 51  37  2 58.0   3/ 2 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      4  6 0
 4/ 4 NEON JOCKS (591)          76  62  5 55.1   4- 3 STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    3  1 0
 5- 5 STONE COLD CRAZY (577)   134 121 12 52.5   5/ 4*PERFECTION QUEST (595)    2  1 0
 6- 7 THE PURGE 204 (570)       13  12  0 52.0   6/ 6 SCUM & VILLAINY (586)     2  1 0
 7/ 6 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      94  90  3 51.1   7- 5 THE PURGE 204 (570)       1  1 0
 8/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244)       1313 1709 39 43.4   8/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244)        1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
MALCORN.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for FRED MCMULLEN, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after 
mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some 
days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  PITA PITA PA was beat by TOTALLY TOBIR 
and drops 12 points.  In front of all the crowds, VARSITY QB took the Duelmaster's 
crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, 
but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid NEON JOCKS, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does MALCORN really have that many 
liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch EGGS & CHORIZO's act in the arena.  
Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from NEON JOCKS.  And who is this 
TOTALLY TOBIR you ask, with 99 points and a 11-6-1 record.  Ooh, the tales I could 
tell!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the MALCORN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you 
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VARSITY QB 6184              15  13  1 107         NEON JOCKS (591)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LATIMORE 6073                16  12  0 104         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 PRO LINEMAN 6185             19   8  2  99         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 TOTALLY TOBIR 6198           11   6  1  99         SCUM & VILLAINY (586)     
 PAU 6112                     19  19  0  97         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 MAGIC SLIM 6074              18  12  1  97         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 HEAVYWEIGHT 6187             14  13  0  95         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 FOXY 6116                    23  14  0  91         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIG PUP 6014                 14  13  1  90         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
 MOLE 6131                    14  38  0  87         GREENWARDENS (244)        
 ESTUPIDO 6114                20  18  0  82         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 PITA PITA PA 6140            19  12  0  76         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 YOUR EX-WIFE 6170            11  13  2  74         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 DANCING TROLL 6141           11  37  1  71         GREENWARDENS (244)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZIPADEEDODA 6003              8   4  1  66         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
-WASTED TIME 6020              7   5  0  62         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
 SIERRA SKYE 6234              5   2  0  60         PERFECTION QUEST (595)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LOONEY 6038                   3   0  1  47         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILLIE JOHNSON 6072           6   7  0  33         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRED MCMULLEN 6232            1   1  1  22         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 BOYD GILMORE 6233             1   1  0  11         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 THE NATURAL 6251              0   1  0   5         NEON JOCKS (591)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      FRED MCMULLEN 6232    1034 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ESTUPIDO was viciously subdued by MOLE in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
PITA PITA PA was demolished by TOTALLY TOBIR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
YOUR EX-WIFE was overpowered by HEAVYWEIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
PRO LINEMAN devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAGIC SLIM devastated DANCING TROLL in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
VARSITY QB beat FOXY in a popular 3 minute master's Title brawl.
PAU was unbelievably bested by LATIMORE in a action packed 4 minute expert's melee.
SIERRA SKYE vanquished WILLIE JOHNSON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FRED MCMULLEN slaughtered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BOYD GILMORE overpowered THE NATURAL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        31 -  12 -  1      72  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  14 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  10 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  12 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  11 -  0      15  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 1034 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   VARSITY QB 6184            15  13  1  107 NEON JOCKS (591)
TOTAL PARRY      LATIMORE 6073              16  12  0  104 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRO LINEMAN 6185           19   8  2   99 NEON JOCKS (591)
AIMED BLOW       TOTALLY TOBIR 6198         11   6  1   99 SCUM & VILLAINY (586)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VARSITY QB 6184.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PAU 6112.  The ten other most popular fighters were VARSITY QB 6184, MOLE 6131, 
MAGIC SLIM 6074, FOXY 6116, PRO LINEMAN 6185, ESTUPIDO 6114, TOTALLY TOBIR 6198, 
HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, LATIMORE 6073, and SIERRA SKYE 6234.

The least popular fighter this week was THE NATURAL 6251.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WILLIE JOHNSON 6072, DANCING TROLL 6141, YOUR EX-WIFE 6170, 
PITA PITA PA 6140, BOYD GILMORE 6233, FRED MCMULLEN 6232, SIERRA SKYE 6234, LATIMORE 
6073, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, and TOTALLY TOBIR 6198.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

VARSITY QB (15-6184) NEON JOCKS (591)