DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/07/2026 Duedate: 10/20/2026
MALCORN ARENA
DM 15 TURN 1065
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BLITZ CAPTAIN
NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6278) [12-6-0,133]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BLITZ CAPTAIN SQUASHSQUATCH
NEON JOCKS (591) THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)
(15-6278) [12-6-0,133] (15-6291) [4-2-0,59]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
PITA PITA PA CRIMSON TOAD
EGGS & CHORIZO (585) TEMERE NOMEN (600)
(15-6140) [24-19-0,97] (15-6283) [13-5-0,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
NEON JOCKS (591)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NEON JOCKS (591) 42
2. RX MEX2 '84 (598) 27 NEON JOCKS (591)
3. EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 11 Unchartered Team
4. THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601) 9
5. TEMERE NOMEN (600) 6 RX MEX2 '84 (598)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603) 3 0 0 100. 1/ 1 NEON JOCKS (591) 10 5 0
2/ 0*RX MEX2 '84 (598) 3 0 0 100. 2/ 2 TEMERE NOMEN (600) 4 2 0
3- 2*TRIAL BY JURY (599) 11 4 0 73.3 3- 3*HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603) 3 0 0
4/ 3*THANKSGIVING HORROR (601) 4 2 0 66.7 4- 4*TRIAL BY JURY (599) 3 0 0
5/ 5 NEON JOCKS (591) 148 114 9 56.5 5/ 5*THANKSGIVING HORROR (601) 2 1 0
6/ 4 TEMERE NOMEN (600) 23 18 1 56.1 6/ 0*RX MEX2 '84 (598) 1 0 0
7/ 0 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 125 130 3 49.0 7/ 0 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 1 4 0
8/ 7 GREENWARDENS (244) 1320 1744 39 43.1 8/ 6 GREENWARDENS (244) 0 3 0
9/ 8 COVEY XVI (596) 7 14 0 33.3 9/ 7 COVEY XVI (596) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
They call me Blitz Captain, and here in Malcorn, that means one thing: get ready to be
BLITZED!
Dancing Troll, gave it a go last turn, a warrior whose strange movements and
unpredictable style had sent many gladiators home...well, laughing. Dancing Troll
danced. I blitzed. We'll see if The Commission wants us to fight each other again.
Whoever faces me across the sands next turn, I'll bring the Blitz.
Right now, Malcorn belongs to Blitz Captain and Neon Jocks. Yes, another five awards
last turn, so The Commission is footing our bill again this turn. Kind of makes it
easier to win five awards when nobody else is fighting more than two warriors a turn.
Until next time, may the gods guide your blows straight and true!
-- Blitz Captain, Duelmaster
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon MALCORN, for
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Practice pays for E. HEMINGWAY, who pummelled
CRIMSON TOAD, to pocket 27 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, E.
HEMINGWAY was winsome, after beating CRIMSON TOAD and seeing it lose 2 points.
DANCING TROLL found out that MALCORN isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to
be Duelmaster here! So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and
ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
So much to report, so little time! Perhaps the warriors of NEON JOCKS should
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... The warriors of NEON
JOCKS found their efforts at combat frustrated as EGGS & CHORIZO apparently had more
important things to do than fight.
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Questions are
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain
tavern in MALCORN would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. More important duties call me. Like a
mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid MALCORN farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278 12 6 0 133 NEON JOCKS (591)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DANCING TROLL 6141 12 67 1 104 GREENWARDENS (244)
PITA PITA PA 6140 24 19 0 97 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VERDICT 6274 6 0 0 68 TRIAL BY JURY (599)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOOTH GOLEM 6285 10 8 1 63 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
SQUASHSQUATCH 6291 4 2 0 59 THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
E. HEMINGWAY 6270 3 0 0 55 RX MEX2 '84 (598)
CRIMSON TOAD 6283 13 5 0 54 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
CAPYBARA 6247 7 9 0 46 COVEY XVI (596)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OVERRULED 6272 3 0 0 31 TRIAL BY JURY (599)
GRIDIRON GLADIUS 6310 4 3 0 27 NEON JOCKS (591)
-BAILIFF 6299 2 1 0 24 TRIAL BY JURY (599)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLAMA-JAMA 6306 4 3 0 22 NEON JOCKS (591)
-HAPPY PUNK 6320 2 0 0 22 HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603)
-BECKY 6318 1 0 0 14 HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOCKSTRAP JACK 6346 1 0 0 11 NEON JOCKS (591)
CLEAN-UP HITTER 6315 2 2 1 10 NEON JOCKS (591)
LIMP BISCUIT 6296 1 2 0 5 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
FURIOSA 6312 0 2 0 2 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
BLITZ TORTE 6345 0 1 0 1 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SCRAMBLED 6344 0 1 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585 DARK CHAMPION 1065 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SCRAMBLED was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BLITZ CAPTAIN vanquished DANCING TROLL in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
PITA PITA PA viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute gory mismatched brawl.
CAPYBARA was overpowered by SQUASHSQUATCH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRIMSON TOAD was viciously subdued by E. HEMINGWAY in a popular 8 minute bloody duel.
TOOTH GOLEM overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GRIDIRON GLADIUS won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SLAMA-JAMA vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LIMP BISCUIT was vanquished by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FURIOSA was overpowered by JOCKSTRAP JACK in a 1 minute gory one-sided melee.
CLEAN-UP HITTER subdued BLITZ TORTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 8 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 9 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 17 - 16 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 15 - 0 6 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1065 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278 12 6 0 133 NEON JOCKS (591)
AIMED BLOW PITA PITA PA 6140 24 19 0 97 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
LUNGING ATTACK SQUASHSQUATCH 6291 4 2 0 59 THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)
TOTAL PARRY E. HEMINGWAY 6270 3 0 0 55 RX MEX2 '84 (598)
WALL OF STEEL CRIMSON TOAD 6283 13 5 0 54 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PITA PITA PA 6140. The most popular warrior this
turn was CRIMSON TOAD 6283. The ten other most popular fighters were E. HEMINGWAY
6270, PITA PITA PA 6140, TOOTH GOLEM 6285, CLEAN-UP HITTER 6315, BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278,
GRIDIRON GLADIUS 6310, SLAMA-JAMA 6306, SQUASHSQUATCH 6291, JOCKSTRAP JACK 6346, and
BLITZ TORTE 6345.
The least popular fighter this week was FURIOSA 6312. The other ten least popular
fighters were LIMP BISCUIT 6296, CAPYBARA 6247, DANCING TROLL 6141, SCRAMBLED 6344,
BLITZ TORTE 6345, JOCKSTRAP JACK 6346, SQUASHSQUATCH 6291, SLAMA-JAMA 6306, GRIDIRON
GLADIUS 6310, and BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278.