DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/06/2026    Duedate: 05/19/2026

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1054

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SWEET GYPSY
WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6257) [10-3-0,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SWEET GYPSY                    CRIMSON TOAD
WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)           TEMERE NOMEN (600)
(15-6257) [10-3-0,130]         (15-6283) [6-1-0,48]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HEAVYWEIGHT                    BLITZ CAPTAIN
NEON JOCKS (591)               NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6187) [22-21-1,89]         (15-6278) [3-4-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEON JOCKS (591)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NEON JOCKS (591)              25 
2. COVEY XVI (596)               9     WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
3. KAOS 05-14 (526)              9     Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)          7  
5. TEMERE NOMEN (600)            -3    TEMERE NOMEN (600)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*THANKSGIVING HORROR (601)  1   0  0 100.   1/ 1 NEON JOCKS (591)          6  8 1
 2/ 3 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      14   4  0 77.8   2/ 2*TEMERE NOMEN (600)        5  1 0
 3/ 4*TEMERE NOMEN (600)         9   5  1 64.3   3- 3 STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    5  5 0
 4/ 6 NEON JOCKS (591)         113  95  8 54.3   4- 4 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      4  6 0
 5- 7 STONE COLD CRAZY (577)   144 129 12 52.7   5/ 5 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      3  0 0
 6- 8 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)     122 113  3 51.9   6- 6*THANKSGIVING HORROR (601) 1  0 0
 7/10*COVEY XVI (596)            4   5  0 44.4   7/ 0*KAOS 05-14 (526)          1  0 0
 8/ 9 GREENWARDENS (244)       1320 1733 39 43.2   8/ 7*COVEY XVI (596)           1  0 0
 9/ 0*KAOS 05-14 (526)           2   3  1 40.0   9/ 9 GREENWARDENS (244)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for THE NATURAL, who 
flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing DANCING TROLL like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  
DANCING TROLL lost to THE NATURAL and drops 6 points.  Our battling duelmaster SWEET 
GYPSY has managed to hold the title, fending off PINCH HITTER's none too subtle 
advances.  Better luck next time, NEON JOCKS.  Advice to bashers--never force 
anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that STONE COLD CRAZY was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing 
the personal hygiene of STONE COLD CRAZY's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys 
like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause NEON JOCKS beats feet every 
time STONE COLD CRAZY smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well just about everybody 
wants a piece of DANCING TROLL, who was this week's most challenged warrior.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally 
in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in MALCORN have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la 
bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWEET GYPSY 6257             10   3  0 130         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ESTUPIDO 6114                29  20  0 124         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
-YOUR EX-WIFE 6170            17  18  2 108         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 THE NATURAL 6251             10   7  0 102         NEON JOCKS (591)          
-ZIPADEEDODA 6003             10   5  1 100         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
 DANCING TROLL 6141           12  56  1  93         GREENWARDENS (244)        
-WASTED TIME 6020             10   6  0  93         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
-BIG PUP 6014                 16  15  1  92         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
-PITA PITA PA 6140            23  16  0  91         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEAVYWEIGHT 6187             22  21  1  89         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 PINCH HITTER 6250            10   6  0  75         NEON JOCKS (591)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRIMSON TOAD 6283             6   1  0  48         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        
 CAPYBARA 6247                 4   1  0  39         COVEY XVI (596)           
-LOONEY 6038                   5   2  1  37         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278            3   4  0  33         NEON JOCKS (591)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOOTH GOLEM 6285              3   4  1  22         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        
-SQUASHSQUATCH 6291            1   0  0  21         THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)
-CATHY ENGLEBERT 6265          1   1  0  16         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
-WILLIE 6264                   3   6  0  15         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 MUD C 5367                    1   0  0   9         KAOS 05-14 (526)          
 PLAYMAKER 6289                0   2  0   8         NEON JOCKS (591)          
-HANGRY WENCH 6287             1   3  0   6         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
VENOMOUS CONCUBI        0  0 0                      HEAVYWEIGHT 6187      1054 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE NATURAL devastated DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SWEET GYPSY vanquished PINCH HITTER in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
HEAVYWEIGHT killed VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute bloody expert's fight.
CRIMSON TOAD unbelievably bested BLITZ CAPTAIN in a popular 4 minute fight.
TOOTH GOLEM was demolished by CAPYBARA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PLAYMAKER was unbelievably bested by MUD C in a 2 minute amateur's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   2 -  0      85  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  10 -  3      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  13 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  10 -  0       9  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1054 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SWEET GYPSY 6257           10   3  0  130 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
AIMED BLOW       THE NATURAL 6251           10   7  0  102 NEON JOCKS (591)
LUNGING ATTACK   HEAVYWEIGHT 6187           22  21  1   89 NEON JOCKS (591)
WALL OF STEEL    CRIMSON TOAD 6283           6   1  0   48 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HEAVYWEIGHT 6187.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE NATURAL 
6251, SWEET GYPSY 6257, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, CRIMSON TOAD 6283, CAPYBARA 6247, PLAYMAKER 
6289, MUD C 5367, DANCING TROLL 6141, PINCH HITTER 6250, and TOOTH GOLEM 6285.

The least popular fighter this week was TOOTH GOLEM 6285.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PINCH HITTER 6250, DANCING TROLL 6141, MUD C 5367, PLAYMAKER 
6289, CAPYBARA 6247, CRIMSON TOAD 6283, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, SWEET GYPSY 6257, THE 
NATURAL 6251, and BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278.