DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/20/2015    Duedate: 06/02/2015

MALCORN ARENA

DM-15    TURN-771

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MGR THE MAGICIAN
THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (522)
(15-5268) [7-2-0,74]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MGR THE MAGICIAN               TIDY TIM
THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (522)        WEIRD STUDENTS (544)
(15-5268) [7-2-0,74]           (15-5487) [3-0-1,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KHELOLIR                       HESSIAN
WRATHMEN 5 (539)               BLOODSWORN (482)
(15-5407) [6-5-0,64]           (15-5498) [3-0-1,15]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD STUDENTS (544)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS (544)        12
2. BLOODSWORN (482)            11      THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (522)
3. WRATHMEN 5 (539)            11      Unchartered Team
4. THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (522)      8
5. SHEWISH DELICACIES (530)     0      WEIRD STUDENTS (544)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (522)   85  34  9 71.4   1/ 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (544)      8  6 1
 2- 2 SHEWISH DELICACIES (530)  16  12  0 57.1   2/ 3 BLOODSWORN (482)          6  8 1
 3/ 4*WEIRD STUDENTS (544)       8   6  1 57.1   3/ 6 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (522)   3  0 0
 4- 3 GONE OFF THAT (538)       35  28  1 55.6   4- 1 GONE OFF THAT (538)       3  1 0
 5/ 5 WRATHMEN 5 (539)           6   5  0 54.5   5- 5 SHEWISH DELICACIES (530)  2  1 0
 6/ 6 BLOODSWORN (482)         137 144 14 48.8   6- 7 MARKS PARTY (489)         2  2 0
 7- 8 MARKS PARTY (489)         27  37  2 42.2   7/ 8 WRATHMEN 5 (539)          1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for MALCORN.  Too bad, GONE OFF THAT, but 
WEIRD STUDENTS was just too good to be stopped.  The guys at THE GRAIL KNIGHTS like 
really pulled together to get a 1-0-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  MVP award for 
DEADSINS?  BLOODSWORN's proud of her after beating NIMBLE NICKEL and getting 21 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  NIMBLE NICKEL's match with DEADSINS cost him a 
loss of 14 points!  What a putz!  THIRD COURSE fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then 
quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said she was a genius...  Was that a tear 
I saw in MGR THE MAGICIAN's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't CRIMSON 
TEARS fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said MALCORN's Duelmaster was paying 
for drinks at The Victory Tavern?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of BLOODSWORN must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys 
know something that I don't?  Is there some deep dark secret why THE GRAIL KNIGHTS' 
been avoiding BLOODSWORN so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  MALCORN is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I 
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 5268         7   2  0    74       THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (522)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RIPPLE 5399                   6   5  0    90       GONE OFF THAT (538)
-MOUSE 5221                    7   3  0    80       MARKS PARTY (489)
-COURVOISIER 5415              8   4  0    70       GONE OFF THAT (538)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KHELOLIR 5407                 6   5  0    64       WRATHMEN 5 (539)
-SYRUP 5420                    6   7  1    57       GONE OFF THAT (538)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRIMSON TEARS 5422           10   7  1    46       BLOODSWORN (482)
 DEMOLISHER 5456               5   2  0    42       BLOODSWORN (482)
-GOOD STUFF 5419               6   2  0    36       GONE OFF THAT (538)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIDY TIM 5487                 3   0  1    28       WEIRD STUDENTS (544)
 RIGID RICKIE 5485             3   0  0    26       WEIRD STUDENTS (544)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALKALINE 5241                 2   1  0    23       MARKS PARTY (489)
 DEADSINS 5505                 1   1  0    22       BLOODSWORN (482)
-SIR GUY OF GREEK 5432         4   1  0    21       THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (522)
 READY ROCKER 5486             1   2  0    18       WEIRD STUDENTS (544)
 HESSIAN 5498                  3   0  1    15       BLOODSWORN (482)
-LISON 5494                    1   0  0    11       MARKS PARTY (489)
-JUNK 5504                     1   0  0    10       GONE OFF THAT (538)
 NIMBLE NICKEL 5488            1   2  0     9       WEIRD STUDENTS (544)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      TIDY TIM 5487         771  NONE
YAC 5418                8  3 0 GONE OFF THAT 538    BLUE RAM 5327         767  REVENGED
DAZZLIN DICKIE 5503     0  2 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 544   HESSIAN 5498          771   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MGR THE MAGICIAN devastated CRIMSON TEARS in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
KHELOLIR vanquished DEMOLISHER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
RIGID RICKIE demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEADSINS devastated NIMBLE NICKEL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
READY ROCKER overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TIDY TIM viciously butchered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute bloody novice's duel.
HESSIAN killed DAZZLIN DICKIE in a popular 1 minute gruesome amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        25 -  10 -  1      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -   9 -  3      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  23 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  19 -  2      32  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  11 -  0      27  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   3 -  0      25  |

Turn 771 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       MGR THE MAGICIAN 5268       7   2  0   74 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (522)
PARRY-STRIKE     KHELOLIR 5407               6   5  0   64 WRATHMEN 5 (539)
WALL OF STEEL    CRIMSON TEARS 5422         10   7  1   46 BLOODSWORN (482)
BASHING ATTACK   DEMOLISHER 5456             5   2  0   42 BLOODSWORN (482)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KHELOLIR 5407.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HESSIAN 5498.  The ten other most popular fighters were MGR THE MAGICIAN 5268, 
KHELOLIR 5407, RIGID RICKIE 5485, DEADSINS 5505, READY ROCKER 5486, TIDY TIM 5487, 
DAZZLIN DICKIE 5503, CRIMSON TEARS 5422, DEMOLISHER 5456, and NIMBLE NICKEL 5488.

The least popular fighter this week was NIMBLE NICKEL 5488.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DEMOLISHER 5456, CRIMSON TEARS 5422, DAZZLIN DICKIE 5503, TIDY 
TIM 5487, READY ROCKER 5486, DEADSINS 5505, RIGID RICKIE 5485, KHELOLIR 5407, MGR THE 
MAGICIAN 5268, and HESSIAN 5498.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

THIRD COURSE (15-5338) SHEWISH DELICACIES (530)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.