DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/25/2026    Duedate: 04/07/2026

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1051

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HEAVYWEIGHT
NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6187) [21-19-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HEAVYWEIGHT                    VERDICT
NEON JOCKS (591)               TRIAL BY JURY (599)
(15-6187) [21-19-0,106]        (15-6274) [3-0-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HEAVYWEIGHT                    LUCILLE HEGAMIN
NEON JOCKS (591)               TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
(15-6187) [21-19-0,106]        (15-6288) [1-1-0,12]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRIAL BY JURY (599)           21 
2. WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)          15    WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
3. NEON JOCKS (591)              15    Unchartered Team
4. TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)     12 
5. TEMERE NOMEN (600)            8     TRIAL BY JURY (599)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*TRIAL BY JURY (599)        3   0  0 100.   1/ 1 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 7  8 0
 2- 2 SATAN'S MENU (587)        15   2  0 88.2   2/ 3 NEON JOCKS (591)          5  4 0
 3/ 3 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      11   4  0 73.3   3- 2 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      5  5 0
 4/ 4 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 71  55  4 56.3   4/ 4*TEMERE NOMEN (600)        3  3 0
 5/ 5 NEON JOCKS (591)         107  87  7 55.2   5/ 8*COVEY XVI (596)           2  0 0
 6- 6 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)     118 107  3 52.4   6/ 7*TRIAL BY JURY (599)       2  0 0
 7/ 7*TEMERE NOMEN (600)         4   4  1 50.0   7/ 5 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      2  3 0
 8/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244)       1319 1731 39 43.2   8- 6 SATAN'S MENU (587)        1  0 0
 9/ 9*COVEY XVI (596)            3   5  0 37.5   9/ 9 GREENWARDENS (244)        0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out MALCORN to see 
what's new.  COVEY XVI like really fought hard to move up to 5th from 8th.  Way to 
go!  What was the name of that team who got 3-1-0 this turn for a total 107-87-7 you 
ask?  (Sure)  NEON JOCKS' their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP award for 
VERDICT?  TRIAL BY JURY's proud of her after beating WILLIE JOHNSON and getting 21 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  THE NATURAL's match with SWEET GYPSY cost him 
a loss of 11 points!  What a putz!  ESTUPIDO fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then 
quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear 
I saw in HEAVYWEIGHT's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't DANCING TROLL 
fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't 
ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of EGGS & CHORIZO 
must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something 
that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are TOURNAMENT BLUES 15?  EGGS & 
CHORIZO, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Can TOURNAMENT BLUES 15's WILLIE JOHNSON be more popular than me?  He 
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  People were asking me did BOYD 
GILMORE REALLY challenge PINCH HITTER?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded 
good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but PINCH HITTER wants me to write 
about it since he bested BOYD GILMORE.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEAVYWEIGHT 6187             21  19  0 106         NEON JOCKS (591)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAGGOT CHEESE 6127           11   2  0 127         SATAN'S MENU (587)        
-ESTUPIDO 6114                27  20  0 114         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 SWEET GYPSY 6257              7   3  0 100         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      
-PITA PITA PA 6140            23  14  0  94         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING TROLL 6141           11  54  1  88         GREENWARDENS (244)        
 THE NATURAL 6251              8   6  0  88         NEON JOCKS (591)          
-YOUR EX-WIFE 6170            15  18  2  80         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINCH HITTER 6250             9   4  0  62         NEON JOCKS (591)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOURBON ST 6258               4   1  0  54         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      
 VERDICT 6274                  3   0  0  50         TRIAL BY JURY (599)       
 WILLIE JOHNSON 6072          10  11  0  49         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 FRED MCMULLEN 6232            5   4  1  46         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOYD GILMORE 6233             5   4  2  30         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 CAPYBARA 6247                 3   1  0  30         COVEY XVI (596)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRIMSON TOAD 6283             3   1  0  20         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        
 DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260          2   4  0  18         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278            1   3  0  15         NEON JOCKS (591)          
-WILLIE 6264                   3   4  0  13         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 LUCILLE HEGAMIN 6288          1   1  0  12         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 TOOTH GOLEM 6285              1   3  1   7         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        
-HANGRY WENCH 6287             1   1  0   4         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIMP BISCUIT 6281       0  1 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585   BOYD GILMORE 6233     1047 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VERDICT devastated WILLIE JOHNSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BOYD GILMORE was handily defeated by PINCH HITTER in a 1 minute Challenge match.
DEBORAH COLEMAN was bested by CAPYBARA in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
CRIMSON TOAD luckily beat LUCILLE HEGAMIN in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match.
THE NATURAL was savagely defeated by SWEET GYPSY in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
HEAVYWEIGHT handily defeated DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
FRED MCMULLEN vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
BLITZ CAPTAIN vanquished TOOTH GOLEM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   2 -  0      89  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   3 -  0      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -   8 -  2      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        16 -   9 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  13 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  11 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1051 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HEAVYWEIGHT 6187           21  19  0  106 NEON JOCKS (591)
STRIKING ATTACK  SWEET GYPSY 6257            7   3  0  100 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
AIMED BLOW       THE NATURAL 6251            8   6  0   88 NEON JOCKS (591)
BASHING ATTACK   FRED MCMULLEN 6232          5   4  1   46 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HEAVYWEIGHT 6187.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LUCILLE HEGAMIN 6288.  The ten other most popular fighters were CAPYBARA 
6247, VERDICT 6274, DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260, SWEET GYPSY 6257, PINCH HITTER 6250, 
HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, FRED MCMULLEN 6232, CRIMSON TOAD 6283, BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278, and BOYD 
GILMORE 6233.

The least popular fighter this week was TOOTH GOLEM 6285.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DANCING TROLL 6141, THE NATURAL 6251, WILLIE JOHNSON 6072, BOYD 
GILMORE 6233, BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278, CRIMSON TOAD 6283, FRED MCMULLEN 6232, HEAVYWEIGHT 
6187, PINCH HITTER 6250, and SWEET GYPSY 6257.