DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/23/2026 Duedate: 10/06/2026
MALCORN ARENA
DM 15 TURN 1064
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BLITZ CAPTAIN
NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6278) [11-6-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BLITZ CAPTAIN SQUASHSQUATCH
NEON JOCKS (591) THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)
(15-6278) [11-6-0,122] (15-6291) [3-2-0,50]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
BLITZ CAPTAIN SQUASHSQUATCH
NEON JOCKS (591) THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)
(15-6278) [11-6-0,122] (15-6291) [3-2-0,50]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
NEON JOCKS (591)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NEON JOCKS (591) 28
2. HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603) 25 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
3. THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601) 17 Unchartered Team
4. TEMERE NOMEN (600) 17
5. COVEY XVI (596) 1 HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603) 3 0 0 100. 1/ 1 NEON JOCKS (591) 10 5 1
2- 2*TRIAL BY JURY (599) 11 4 0 73.3 2/ 3 TEMERE NOMEN (600) 5 1 0
3/ 5*THANKSGIVING HORROR (601) 3 2 0 60.0 3/ 4*HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603) 3 0 0
4/ 4 TEMERE NOMEN (600) 22 17 1 56.4 4- 2*TRIAL BY JURY (599) 3 0 0
5/ 3 NEON JOCKS (591) 143 114 9 55.6 5/ 7*THANKSGIVING HORROR (601) 1 2 0
6- 6*UMBRAL CHILDREN (602) 1 1 0 50.0 6/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244) 0 3 0
7/ 7 GREENWARDENS (244) 1320 1743 39 43.1 7/ 6 COVEY XVI (596) 0 3 0
8/ 8 COVEY XVI (596) 7 13 0 35.0 8- 5*UMBRAL CHILDREN (602) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
My hitting streak must have impressed someone. I got my invite to the Isle! Maybe I
can crack Neon's roster up in The Show.
It's nice to see that half the teams in the arena are new teams. We need some new
blood around here. Maybe it will make it easier to garner five arena awards, like Neon
Jocks did last turn. Of course, we might need Blitz Captain to capture the throne when
I take off. Let's see what the athletic gods have in store for us.
Until we meet again on the Isle, may the gods guide your blows straight and true!
-- Pinch Hitter, Duelmaster and Lord Protector
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
MALCORN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see SQUASHSQUATCH win a fight and gain 17 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
BECKY beat CLEAN-UP HITTER and CLEAN-UP HITTER lost 1 points. You're breakin' my
heart. And if variety is the spice of life, MALCORN may be getting bland, as PINCH
HITTER stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how
else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. NEON
JOCKS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. Care
to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was THANKSGIVING HORRORS. Ha ha ha
ha! CAPYBARA was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the
DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. And we have BLITZ CAPTAIN in a challenge, going
down 10 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought BLITZ CAPTAIN showed great
skill and promise when he bested DANCING TROLL. All right, so I slept through it!
Big deal!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of MALCORN. I feel much better now. I see the crowds are
getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278 11 6 0 122 NEON JOCKS (591)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DANCING TROLL 6141 12 66 1 103 GREENWARDENS (244)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VERDICT 6274 6 0 0 68 TRIAL BY JURY (599)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRIMSON TOAD 6283 13 4 0 56 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
TOOTH GOLEM 6285 9 8 1 55 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
SQUASHSQUATCH 6291 3 2 0 50 THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)
CAPYBARA 6247 7 8 0 45 COVEY XVI (596)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OVERRULED 6272 3 0 0 31 TRIAL BY JURY (599)
-BAILIFF 6299 2 1 0 24 TRIAL BY JURY (599)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAPPY PUNK 6320 2 0 0 22 HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603)
GRIDIRON GLADIUS 6310 3 3 0 21 NEON JOCKS (591)
BECKY 6318 1 0 0 14 HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603)
SLAMA-JAMA 6306 3 3 0 12 NEON JOCKS (591)
-KADEON VEX 6302 0 1 0 7 UMBRAL CHILDREN (602)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLEAN-UP HITTER 6315 1 2 1 6 NEON JOCKS (591)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BLITZ CAPTAIN devastated DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
SQUASHSQUATCH demolished CAPYBARA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HAPPY PUNK vanquished SLAMA-JAMA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
PINCH HITTER overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TOOTH GOLEM devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
CRIMSON TOAD narrowly defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
GRIDIRON GLADIUS overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
CLEAN-UP HITTER was vanquished by BECKY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 8 - 0 68 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 19 - 16 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 1 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 13 - 0 7 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1064 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278 11 6 0 122 NEON JOCKS (591)
WALL OF STEEL CRIMSON TOAD 6283 13 4 0 56 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
LUNGING ATTACK SQUASHSQUATCH 6291 3 2 0 50 THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278. The most popular warrior this
turn was SQUASHSQUATCH 6291. The ten other most popular fighters were CRIMSON TOAD
6283, GRIDIRON GLADIUS 6310, BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278, HAPPY PUNK 6320, TOOTH GOLEM 6285,
BECKY 6318, DANCING TROLL 6141, CAPYBARA 6247, SLAMA-JAMA 6306, and CLEAN-UP HITTER
6315.
The least popular fighter this week was CLEAN-UP HITTER 6315. The other ten least
popular fighters were SLAMA-JAMA 6306, CAPYBARA 6247, DANCING TROLL 6141, BECKY 6318,
TOOTH GOLEM 6285, HAPPY PUNK 6320, BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278, GRIDIRON GLADIUS 6310, CRIMSON
TOAD 6283, and SQUASHSQUATCH 6291.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
PINCH HITTER (15-6250) NEON JOCKS (591)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS (73-1807) THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
RED BIRD (85-45165) SPREAD THE RED (8222)
WRESTED NUDIST (85-45330) W.S. ANAGRAMS 2 (8255)
LADY O' THE LAKE (86-30287) THRONEHOLDERS (5559)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes