DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/21/2026    Duedate: 11/03/2026

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1066

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLITZ CAPTAIN
NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6278) [13-6-0,144]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLITZ CAPTAIN                  E. HEMINGWAY
NEON JOCKS (591)               RX MEX2 '84 (598)
(15-6278) [13-6-0,144]         (15-6270) [4-0-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BLITZ CAPTAIN                  SQUASHSQUATCH
NEON JOCKS (591)               THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)
(15-6278) [13-6-0,144]         (15-6291) [4-3-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEON JOCKS (591)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NEON JOCKS (591)              61 
2. RX MEX2 '84 (598)             11    NEON JOCKS (591)
3. COVEY XVI (596)               1     Unchartered Team
4. GREENWARDENS (244)            1  
5. THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)    -3    RX MEX2 '84 (598)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*RX MEX2 '84 (598)          4   0  0 100.   1/ 1 NEON JOCKS (591)         13  2 1
 2- 1*HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603)     3   0  0 100.   2- 2 TEMERE NOMEN (600)        3  1 0
 3/ 5 NEON JOCKS (591)         153 114 10 57.3   3- 3*HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603)    2  0 0
 4/ 4*THANKSGIVING HORROR (601)  4   3  0 57.1   4/ 6*RX MEX2 '84 (598)         2  0 0
 5- 6 TEMERE NOMEN (600)        23  18  1 56.1   5/ 5*THANKSGIVING HORROR (601) 2  1 0
 6- 7 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)     125 130  3 49.0   6- 7 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      1  4 0
 7/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244)       1320 1745 39 43.1   7/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244)        0  3 0
 8/ 9 COVEY XVI (596)            7  15  0 31.8   8/ 9 COVEY XVI (596)           0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Dancing Troll danced his way to another loss, and I remain atop the rankings. A couple 
more wins, and I should be on my way to the Isle. Hopefully, good things are in store 
once I get there.

So, another five arena awards for Neon Jocks. As the saying goes, "Free fights are 
nice."  5-0 turns are always a big help.

Not much else going on, so, until next time, may the gods guide your blows straight 
and true!

                                          -- Blitz Captain, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Practice pays for GRIDIRON GLADIUS, who pummelled CAPYBARA, to pocket 
20 points.  SQUASHSQUATCH certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after 
losing to E. HEMINGWAY and losing 3 points in the process!  Those who hoped for a new 
Duelmaster were disappointed by DANCING TROLL, of GREENWARDENS, who despite a 12-68-1 
couldn't overcome MALCORN's Number 1.  Word has it one team in MALCORN is using 
psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys 
in TRIAL BY JURY are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  The 
warriors of TRIAL BY JURY found their efforts at combat frustrated as THANKSGIVING 
HORRORS apparently had more important things to do than fight.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Questions are 
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain 
tavern in MALCORN would I avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling 
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  MALCORN, I leave you now.  
The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at Drake's Barbecue.  'Til next time-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278           13   6  0 144         NEON JOCKS (591)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING TROLL 6141           12  68  1 105         GREENWARDENS (244)        
-PITA PITA PA 6140            24  19  0  97         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 E. HEMINGWAY 6270             4   0  0  66         RX MEX2 '84 (598)         
-TOOTH GOLEM 6285             10   8  1  63         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SQUASHSQUATCH 6291            4   3  0  56         THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)
-CRIMSON TOAD 6283            13   5  0  54         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        
 CAPYBARA 6247                 7  10  0  47         COVEY XVI (596)           
 GRIDIRON GLADIUS 6310         5   3  0  47         NEON JOCKS (591)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLAMA-JAMA 6306               5   3  0  31         NEON JOCKS (591)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAPPY PUNK 6320               2   0  0  22         HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603)    
 CLEAN-UP HITTER 6315          3   2  2  21         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 JOCKSTRAP JACK 6346           2   0  0  21         NEON JOCKS (591)          
-BECKY 6318                    1   0  0  14         HAPPYGOPHUNKILYS (603)    
-LIMP BISCUIT 6296             1   2  0   5         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
-FURIOSA 6312                  0   2  0   2         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
-BLITZ TORTE 6345              0   1  0   1         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA        0  0 0                      CLEAN-UP HITTER 6315  1066 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLITZ CAPTAIN devastated DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SQUASHSQUATCH slimly lost to E. HEMINGWAY in a action packed 6 minute brutal battle.
CAPYBARA was overpowered by GRIDIRON GLADIUS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SLAMA-JAMA devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JOCKSTRAP JACK demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CLEAN-UP HITTER slaughtered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -   6 -  0      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   9 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   6 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW        13 -  15 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  15 -  0       0  |

Turn 1066 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278         13   6  0  144 NEON JOCKS (591)
TOTAL PARRY      E. HEMINGWAY 6270           4   0  0   66 RX MEX2 '84 (598)
LUNGING ATTACK   SQUASHSQUATCH 6291          4   3  0   56 THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SQUASHSQUATCH 6291.  The ten other most popular fighters were E. HEMINGWAY 
6270, BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278, JOCKSTRAP JACK 6346, GRIDIRON GLADIUS 6310, SLAMA-JAMA 
6306, CLEAN-UP HITTER 6315, DANCING TROLL 6141, CAPYBARA 6247,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was CAPYBARA 6247.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DANCING TROLL 6141, CLEAN-UP HITTER 6315, SLAMA-JAMA 6306, GRIDIRON 
GLADIUS 6310, JOCKSTRAP JACK 6346, BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278, E. HEMINGWAY 6270, 
SQUASHSQUATCH 6291,  0, and  0.