DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/28/2026 Duedate: 02/10/2026
MALCORN ARENA
DM 15 TURN 1047
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ESTUPIDO
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
(15-6114) [25-20-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LATIMORE SWEET GYPSY
TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6073) [20-13-0,109] (15-6257) [5-1-0,84]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
ESTUPIDO SWEET GYPSY
EGGS & CHORIZO (585) WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6114) [25-20-0,105] (15-6257) [5-1-0,84]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) 19
2. TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 18 SATAN'S MENU (587)
3. SATAN'S MENU (587) 7 Unchartered Team
4. EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 1
5. GREENWARDENS (244) 1 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) 7 1 0 87.5 1/ 1 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 9 6 0
2/ 3 SATAN'S MENU (587) 13 2 0 86.7 2/ 6 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 5 1 1
3/ 4 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 63 43 3 59.4 3/ 2 SATAN'S MENU (587) 4 0 0
4- 5 NEON JOCKS (591) 100 82 7 54.9 4- 3 NEON JOCKS (591) 2 2 0
5/ 6 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 113 102 3 52.6 5/ 7*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) 1 1 0
6/ 7 GREENWARDENS (244) 1319 1727 39 43.3 6/ 4 GREENWARDENS (244) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out MALCORN to see
what's new. The guys at TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 like really pulled together to get a
4-1-1 this turn, moving up by 4. MVP award for BOURBON ST? WRATHMEN 25-26's proud
of him after beating DEBORAH COLEMAN and getting 15 points. Talk about yer big time
losers! DEBORAH COLEMAN got smashed by BOURBON ST, and lost 13 points! This
Duelmaster is like something else! ESTUPIDO stopped SWEET GYPSY dead in hers tracks!
Who was the wiseguy that said MALCORN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Drake's
Barbecue? Don't look at me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? NEON JOCKS was MALCORN's most
avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are EGGS
& CHORIZO? NEON JOCKS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to
accept an invitation! Like, is DANCING TROLL popular, or what? He was challenged
the most in all of MALCORN! He's got a 11-50-1, is that good? MAGGOT CHEESE must
not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged DANCING TROLL. 11
is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought MAGGOT CHEESE
showed great skill and promise when he won victory over DANCING TROLL. All right, so
I slept through it! Big deal!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ESTUPIDO 6114 25 20 0 105 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LATIMORE 6073 20 13 0 109 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
MAGGOT CHEESE 6127 9 2 0 101 SATAN'S MENU (587)
-HEAVYWEIGHT 6187 19 18 0 97 NEON JOCKS (591)
YOUR EX-WIFE 6170 14 17 2 96 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
PITA PITA PA 6140 22 13 0 91 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DANCING TROLL 6141 11 50 1 84 GREENWARDENS (244)
SWEET GYPSY 6257 5 1 0 84 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
-THE NATURAL 6251 6 5 0 80 NEON JOCKS (591)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PINCH HITTER 6250 7 3 0 60 NEON JOCKS (591)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILLIE JOHNSON 6072 9 8 0 51 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRED MCMULLEN 6232 3 2 1 29 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
-SHARK CARCAS 6125 4 0 0 28 SATAN'S MENU (587)
BOURBON ST 6258 2 0 0 28 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILLIE 6264 3 2 0 17 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
BOYD GILMORE 6233 3 2 1 12 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260 1 1 0 7 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
-BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278 0 2 0 2 NEON JOCKS (591)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LIMP BISCUIT 6281 0 1 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585 BOYD GILMORE 6233 1047
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
YOUR EX-WIFE was bested by LATIMORE in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
MAGGOT CHEESE handily defeated DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FRED MCMULLEN won victory over WILLIE in a popular 1 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
ESTUPIDO luckily beat SWEET GYPSY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute mismatched Title match.
PITA PITA PA defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
WILLIE JOHNSON bested DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute competition.
BOURBON ST handily defeated DEBORAH COLEMAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BOYD GILMORE dispatched LIMP BISCUIT in a 1 minute gruesome novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 2 - 0 88 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 5 - 1 72 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 6 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 11 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1047 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ESTUPIDO 6114 25 20 0 105 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
TOTAL PARRY LATIMORE 6073 20 13 0 109 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
AIMED BLOW PITA PITA PA 6140 22 13 0 91 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
STRIKING ATTACK SWEET GYPSY 6257 5 1 0 84 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
WALL OF STEEL WILLIE JOHNSON 6072 9 8 0 51 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ESTUPIDO 6114. The most popular warrior this turn
was SWEET GYPSY 6257. The ten other most popular fighters were YOUR EX-WIFE 6170,
ESTUPIDO 6114, FRED MCMULLEN 6232, PITA PITA PA 6140, WILLIE JOHNSON 6072, LATIMORE
6073, MAGGOT CHEESE 6127, BOYD GILMORE 6233, WILLIE 6264, and BOURBON ST 6258.
The least popular fighter this week was LIMP BISCUIT 6281. The other ten least
popular fighters were DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260, DANCING TROLL 6141, BOURBON ST 6258,
WILLIE 6264, BOYD GILMORE 6233, MAGGOT CHEESE 6127, LATIMORE 6073, WILLIE JOHNSON
6072, PITA PITA PA 6140, and FRED MCMULLEN 6232.