DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/11/2026 Duedate: 03/24/2026
MALCORN ARENA
DM 15 TURN 1050
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ESTUPIDO
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
(15-6114) [27-20-0,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ESTUPIDO CAPYBARA
EGGS & CHORIZO (585) COVEY XVI (596)
(15-6114) [27-20-0,114] (15-6247) [2-1-0,26]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
ESTUPIDO BOURBON ST
EGGS & CHORIZO (585) WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6114) [27-20-0,114] (15-6258) [4-1-0,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 25
2. TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 24 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
3. NEON JOCKS (591) 11 Unchartered Team
4. COVEY XVI (596) 10
5. TEMERE NOMEN (600) 5 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*TRIAL BY JURY (599) 2 0 0 100. 1/ 1 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 7 8 1
2- 2 SATAN'S MENU (587) 15 2 0 88.2 2/ 2 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 5 5 0
3/ 3 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) 10 4 0 71.4 3/ 6 NEON JOCKS (591) 4 4 0
4/ 4 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 70 51 4 57.9 4/ 7*TEMERE NOMEN (600) 3 3 1
5/ 5 NEON JOCKS (591) 104 86 7 54.7 5/ 4 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) 3 3 0
6/ 6 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 118 107 3 52.4 6- 3 SATAN'S MENU (587) 2 0 0
7/ 7*TEMERE NOMEN (600) 3 3 1 50.0 7- 5*TRIAL BY JURY (599) 2 0 0
8/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244) 1319 1730 39 43.3 8/ 8*COVEY XVI (596) 2 4 0
9/ 9*COVEY XVI (596) 2 5 0 28.6 9/ 9 GREENWARDENS (244) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out MALCORN to see
what's new. NEON JOCKS like really fought hard to move up to 3rd from 6th. Way to
go! MVP award for YOUR EX-WIFE? EGGS & CHORIZO's proud of her after beating PINCH
HITTER and getting 18 points. Talk about yer big time losers! PINCH HITTER got
smashed by YOUR EX-WIFE, and lost 14 points! What a putz! MAGGOT CHEESE fights so
hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said he was a
genius... Was that a tear I saw in ESTUPIDO's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?
And wasn't BOYD GILMORE fit to be tied! I hear the top team insists all their
warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 was MALCORN's most avoided team.
Is there some award for that? I don't know what EGGS & CHORIZO's been doing. They
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from TOURNAMENT BLUES 15, that's fer
sher. Like, is DANCING TROLL popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of
MALCORN! He's got a 11-53-1, is that good? WILLIE JOHNSON must not be a good enough
fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged BOURBON ST. 11 is a big difference.
(Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought WILLIE JOHNSON showed great skill and
promise when he was defeated by BOURBON ST. All right, so I slept through it! Big
deal!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? ESTUPIDO bloodfeuded (is that a word?) BOYD GILMORE for revenge over
some guy's bad fortune. Was it really worth it? What if they had a fight and nobody
showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ESTUPIDO 6114 27 20 0 114 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MAGGOT CHEESE 6127 11 2 0 127 SATAN'S MENU (587)
THE NATURAL 6251 8 5 0 99 NEON JOCKS (591)
HEAVYWEIGHT 6187 20 19 0 98 NEON JOCKS (591)
PITA PITA PA 6140 23 14 0 94 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DANCING TROLL 6141 11 53 1 87 GREENWARDENS (244)
SWEET GYPSY 6257 6 3 0 85 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
YOUR EX-WIFE 6170 15 18 2 80 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PINCH HITTER 6250 8 4 0 56 NEON JOCKS (591)
BOURBON ST 6258 4 1 0 54 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
WILLIE JOHNSON 6072 10 10 0 48 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOYD GILMORE 6233 5 3 2 33 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
FRED MCMULLEN 6232 4 4 1 29 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
-VERDICT 6274 2 0 0 29 TRIAL BY JURY (599)
CAPYBARA 6247 2 1 0 26 COVEY XVI (596)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260 2 3 0 19 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
LUCILLE HEGAMIN 6288 1 0 0 14 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
WILLIE 6264 3 4 0 13 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
CRIMSON TOAD 6283 2 1 0 13 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
TOOTH GOLEM 6285 1 2 1 6 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
HANGRY WENCH 6287 1 1 0 4 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278 0 3 0 3 NEON JOCKS (591)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LIMP BISCUIT 6281 0 1 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585 BOYD GILMORE 6233 1047 JUST REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LEATHERHEAD 6280 0 1 0 NEON JOCKS 591 EMBEZZLING SCRIB 1050 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ESTUPIDO bested BOYD GILMORE in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud Title fight.
PITA PITA PA viciously subdued DANCING TROLL in a 2 minute expert's Challenge battle.
WILLIE JOHNSON was viciously subdued by BOURBON ST in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
WILLIE was overpowered by CAPYBARA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HANGRY WENCH was devastated by DEBORAH COLEMAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE NATURAL savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
SWEET GYPSY was unbelievably bested by HEAVYWEIGHT in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
PINCH HITTER was vanquished by YOUR EX-WIFE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FRED MCMULLEN lost to THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute fight.
BLITZ CAPTAIN was narrowly defeated by CRIMSON TOAD in a 3 minute beginner's match.
TOOTH GOLEM was overpowered by LUCILLE HEGAMIN in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
LEATHERHEAD was easily killed by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 2 - 0 89 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 4 - 0 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 6 - 2 75 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 9 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 14 - 2 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 11 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1050 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ESTUPIDO 6114 27 20 0 114 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
AIMED BLOW THE NATURAL 6251 8 5 0 99 NEON JOCKS (591)
STRIKING ATTACK SWEET GYPSY 6257 6 3 0 85 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
SLASHING ATTACK BOURBON ST 6258 4 1 0 54 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ESTUPIDO 6114. The most popular warrior this turn
was BOURBON ST 6258. The ten other most popular fighters were PITA PITA PA 6140, THE
NATURAL 6251, BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278, DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260, SWEET GYPSY 6257, CRIMSON
TOAD 6283, ESTUPIDO 6114, CAPYBARA 6247, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, and YOUR EX-WIFE 6170.
The least popular fighter this week was LEATHERHEAD 6280. The other ten least
popular fighters were TOOTH GOLEM 6285, HANGRY WENCH 6287, WILLIE 6264, DANCING TROLL
6141, PINCH HITTER 6250, WILLIE JOHNSON 6072, FRED MCMULLEN 6232, BOYD GILMORE 6233,
LUCILLE HEGAMIN 6288, and YOUR EX-WIFE 6170.