DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/14/2026 Duedate: 01/27/2026
MALCORN ARENA
DM 15 TURN 1046
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ESTUPIDO
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
(15-6114) [24-20-0,99]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ESTUPIDO POSITION IS EMPTY
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
(15-6114) [24-20-0,99]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
ESTUPIDO ESTUPIDO
EGGS & CHORIZO (585) EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
(15-6114) [24-20-0,99] (15-6114) [24-20-0,99]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 28
2. SATAN'S MENU (587) 11 SATAN'S MENU (587)
3. GREENWARDENS (244) 1 Unchartered Team
OCTANS (548)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 2*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) 6 0 0 100. 1/ 2 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 7 3 0
2- 3*RX MEX2 '84 (598) 2 0 0 100. 2/ 1 SATAN'S MENU (587) 4 1 0
3/ 4 SATAN'S MENU (587) 12 2 0 85.7 3- 3 NEON JOCKS (591) 4 5 0
4- 5 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 59 42 2 58.4 4/ 4 GREENWARDENS (244) 2 3 0
5- 6 NEON JOCKS (591) 100 82 7 54.9 5- 5*RX MEX2 '84 (598) 1 0 0
6/ 7 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 111 99 3 52.9 6- 6 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 1 0 0
7/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244) 1319 1726 39 43.3 7- 8*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, MALCORN? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, SATAN'S MENU, since EGGS &
CHORIZO took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're
all terribly impressed to see MAGGOT CHEESE win a fight and gain 11 points, terribly.
Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, LATIMORE has lost the Title of
Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with
the new, as ESTUPIDO takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.
Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of
these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? NEON JOCKS was the most avoided
team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in
this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was EGGS & CHORIZO.
Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, MAGGOT CHEESE was this turn's most
challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must
leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ESTUPIDO 6114 24 20 0 99 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LATIMORE 6073 19 13 0 106 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
-HEAVYWEIGHT 6187 19 18 0 97 NEON JOCKS (591)
YOUR EX-WIFE 6170 14 16 2 94 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
MAGGOT CHEESE 6127 8 2 0 94 SATAN'S MENU (587)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PITA PITA PA 6140 21 13 0 88 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
DANCING TROLL 6141 11 49 1 83 GREENWARDENS (244)
-THE NATURAL 6251 6 5 0 80 NEON JOCKS (591)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PINCH HITTER 6250 7 3 0 60 NEON JOCKS (591)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SHARK CARCAS 6125 4 0 0 28 SATAN'S MENU (587)
WILLIE 6264 3 1 0 28 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
-E. HEMINGWAY 6270 2 0 0 28 RX MEX2 '84 (598)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BOURBON ST 6258 1 0 0 13 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
-BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278 0 2 0 2 NEON JOCKS (591)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MAGGOT CHEESE devastated DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ESTUPIDO viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute veteran's Title match.
FOXY devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
YOUR EX-WIFE savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute master's competition.
PITA PITA PA bested M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
WILLIE handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 2 - 0 88 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 7 - 0 68 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 14 - 11 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 10 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1046 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ESTUPIDO 6114 24 20 0 99 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
TOTAL PARRY MAGGOT CHEESE 6127 8 2 0 94 SATAN'S MENU (587)
AIMED BLOW PITA PITA PA 6140 21 13 0 88 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ESTUPIDO 6114. The most popular warrior this turn
was ESTUPIDO 6114. The ten other most popular fighters were YOUR EX-WIFE 6170,
MAGGOT CHEESE 6127, PITA PITA PA 6140, WILLIE 6264, DANCING TROLL 6141, 0, 0, 0,
0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was DANCING TROLL 6141. The other ten least
popular fighters were WILLIE 6264, PITA PITA PA 6140, MAGGOT CHEESE 6127, YOUR
EX-WIFE 6170, ESTUPIDO 6114, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FOXY (15-6116) EGGS & CHORIZO (585)