DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/11/2026    Duedate: 02/24/2026

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1048

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAGGOT CHEESE
SATAN'S MENU (587)
(15-6127) [10-2-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAGGOT CHEESE                  SWEET GYPSY
SATAN'S MENU (587)             WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6127) [10-2-0,113]         (15-6257) [6-1-0,105]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HEAVYWEIGHT                    MAGGOT CHEESE
NEON JOCKS (591)               SATAN'S MENU (587)
(15-6187) [19-19-0,81]         (15-6127) [10-2-0,113]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)          33 
2. COVEY XVI (596)               33    SATAN'S MENU (587)
3. TRIAL BY JURY (599)           17    Unchartered Team
4. TEMERE NOMEN (600)            15 
5. SATAN'S MENU (587)            12    TRIAL BY JURY (599)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*TRIAL BY JURY (599)        1   0  0 100.   1- 1 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      7  3 0
 2/ 1*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)       9   1  0 90.0   2/ 2 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 5  5 2
 3/ 2 SATAN'S MENU (587)        14   2  0 87.5   3/ 3 SATAN'S MENU (587)        3  0 0
 4/ 3 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 64  47  4 57.7   4/ 5*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      3  1 0
 5/ 4 NEON JOCKS (591)         102  83  7 55.1   5/ 4 NEON JOCKS (591)          2  1 0
 6- 5 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)     113 102  3 52.6   6/ 0*TRIAL BY JURY (599)       1  0 0
 7/ 0*TEMERE NOMEN (600)         1   1  1 50.0   7/ 0*TEMERE NOMEN (600)        1  1 1
 8/ 6 GREENWARDENS (244)       1319 1728 39 43.3   8/ 0*COVEY XVI (596)           1  4 0
 9/ 0*COVEY XVI (596)            1   5  0 16.7   9/ 6 GREENWARDENS (244)        0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out MALCORN to see 
what's new.  Like, EGGS & CHORIZO had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off 
#1 spot by TOURNAMENT BLUES 15!  Way to go TOURNAMENT BLUES 15!  MVP award for SWEET 
GYPSY?  WRATHMEN 25-26's proud of her after beating HEAVYWEIGHT and getting 21 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  HEAVYWEIGHT got smashed by SWEET GYPSY, and 
lost 16 points!  What a putz!  ESTUPIDO fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits 
fighting and loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  And I was just getting 
used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome MAGGOT CHEESE.  Aren't 
SATAN'S MENU proud.  (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their warriors get 
nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of EGGS & CHORIZO must be getting lonely.  They were 
the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep 
dark secret why TOURNAMENT BLUES 15's been avoiding EGGS & CHORIZO so much?  Or is it 
just that they're too scared?  Like, is LATIMORE popular, or what?  He was challenged 
the most in all of MALCORN!  He's got a 20-14-0, is that good?  PINCH HITTER must not 
be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged WILLIE JOHNSON.  9 is 
a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought PINCH HITTER showed 
great skill and promise when he overcame WILLIE JOHNSON.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGGOT CHEESE 6127           10   2  0 113         SATAN'S MENU (587)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ESTUPIDO 6114                25  20  0 105         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 SWEET GYPSY 6257              6   1  0 105         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      
 LATIMORE 6073                20  14  0  97         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
-YOUR EX-WIFE 6170            14  17  2  96         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 THE NATURAL 6251              7   5  0  93         NEON JOCKS (591)          
-PITA PITA PA 6140            22  13  0  91         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING TROLL 6141           11  51  1  85         GREENWARDENS (244)        
 HEAVYWEIGHT 6187             19  19  0  81         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 PINCH HITTER 6250             8   3  0  70         NEON JOCKS (591)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILLIE JOHNSON 6072           9   9  0  44         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 BOURBON ST 6258               3   0  0  40         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOYD GILMORE 6233             4   2  2  21         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 FRED MCMULLEN 6232            3   3  1  19         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
-WILLIE 6264                   3   2  0  17         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 VERDICT 6274                  1   0  0  17         TRIAL BY JURY (599)       
 CAPYBARA 6247                 1   1  0  16         COVEY XVI (596)           
 TOOTH GOLEM 6285              1   0  1  14         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        
 DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260          1   2  0   5         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 CRIMSON TOAD 6283             0   1  0   1         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      TOOTH GOLEM 6285      1048 NONE
DA1 6244                0  1 0 COVEY XVI 596        ARENAMASTER LAND      1048 NONE
DA2 6246                0  1 0 COVEY XVI 596        SHEWISH GIANT         1048 NONE
DA3 6243                0  1 0 COVEY XVI 596        SHEWISH GIANT         1048 NONE
DA4 6245                0  1 0 COVEY XVI 596        MOUNTAIN TROLL        1048 NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIMP BISCUIT 6281       0  1 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585   BOYD GILMORE 6233     1047  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by ARENAMASTER LANDON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA3 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DA4 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
MAGGOT CHEESE viciously subdued LATIMORE in a 7 minute Challenge Title fight.
PINCH HITTER devastated WILLIE JOHNSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HEAVYWEIGHT was devastated by SWEET GYPSY in a 2 minute mismatched match.
DANCING TROLL was handily defeated by THE NATURAL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FRED MCMULLEN was vanquished by BOURBON ST in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOYD GILMORE slaughtered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CAPYBARA defeated DEBORAH COLEMAN in a 2 minute match.
VERDICT viciously subdued CRIMSON TOAD in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
TOOTH GOLEM murdered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   2 -  0      88  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -   4 -  0      79  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   4 -  2      78  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   9 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   7 -  0      13  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  11 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1048 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  5         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      MAGGOT CHEESE 6127         10   2  0  113 SATAN'S MENU (587)
STRIKING ATTACK  SWEET GYPSY 6257            6   1  0  105 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
AIMED BLOW       THE NATURAL 6251            7   5  0   93 NEON JOCKS (591)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOURBON ST 6258             3   0  0   40 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HEAVYWEIGHT 6187.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MAGGOT CHEESE 6127.  The ten other most popular fighters were SWEET GYPSY 
6257, VERDICT 6274, PINCH HITTER 6250, THE NATURAL 6251, CAPYBARA 6247, BOURBON ST 
6258, BOYD GILMORE 6233, DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, and TOOTH GOLEM 
6285.

The least popular fighter this week was CRIMSON TOAD 6283.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FRED MCMULLEN 6232, DANCING TROLL 6141, WILLIE JOHNSON 6072, 
LATIMORE 6073, DA4 6245, DA2 6246, DA3 6243, DA1 6244, TOOTH GOLEM 6285, and 
HEAVYWEIGHT 6187.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LATIMORE (15-6073) TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)