DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/14/2026    Duedate: 01/27/2026

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1046

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ESTUPIDO
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
(15-6114) [24-20-0,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ESTUPIDO                       POSITION IS EMPTY
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)           
(15-6114) [24-20-0,99]         

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ESTUPIDO                       ESTUPIDO
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)           EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
(15-6114) [24-20-0,99]         (15-6114) [24-20-0,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EGGS & CHORIZO (585)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EGGS & CHORIZO (585)          28 
2. SATAN'S MENU (587)            11    SATAN'S MENU (587)
3. GREENWARDENS (244)            1     Unchartered Team

                                       OCTANS (548)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)       6   0  0 100.   1/ 2 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      7  3 0
 2- 3*RX MEX2 '84 (598)          2   0  0 100.   2/ 1 SATAN'S MENU (587)        4  1 0
 3/ 4 SATAN'S MENU (587)        12   2  0 85.7   3- 3 NEON JOCKS (591)          4  5 0
 4- 5 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 59  42  2 58.4   4/ 4 GREENWARDENS (244)        2  3 0
 5- 6 NEON JOCKS (591)         100  82  7 54.9   5- 5*RX MEX2 '84 (598)         1  0 0
 6/ 7 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)     111  99  3 52.9   6- 6 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 1  0 0
 7/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244)       1319 1726 39 43.3   7- 8*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, MALCORN?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, SATAN'S MENU, since EGGS & 
CHORIZO took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're 
all terribly impressed to see MAGGOT CHEESE win a fight and gain 11 points, terribly. 
Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, LATIMORE has lost the Title of 
Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with 
the new, as ESTUPIDO takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. 
Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of 
these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  NEON JOCKS was the most avoided 
team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in 
this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was EGGS & CHORIZO.  
Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, MAGGOT CHEESE was this turn's most 
challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ESTUPIDO 6114                24  20  0  99         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LATIMORE 6073                19  13  0 106         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
-HEAVYWEIGHT 6187             19  18  0  97         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 YOUR EX-WIFE 6170            14  16  2  94         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 MAGGOT CHEESE 6127            8   2  0  94         SATAN'S MENU (587)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PITA PITA PA 6140            21  13  0  88         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 DANCING TROLL 6141           11  49  1  83         GREENWARDENS (244)        
-THE NATURAL 6251              6   5  0  80         NEON JOCKS (591)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PINCH HITTER 6250             7   3  0  60         NEON JOCKS (591)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHARK CARCAS 6125             4   0  0  28         SATAN'S MENU (587)        
 WILLIE 6264                   3   1  0  28         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
-E. HEMINGWAY 6270             2   0  0  28         RX MEX2 '84 (598)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOURBON ST 6258               1   0  0  13         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      
-BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278            0   2  0   2         NEON JOCKS (591)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAGGOT CHEESE devastated DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ESTUPIDO viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute veteran's Title match.
FOXY devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
YOUR EX-WIFE savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute master's competition.
PITA PITA PA bested M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
WILLIE handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   2 -  0      88  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  11 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  10 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1046 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ESTUPIDO 6114              24  20  0   99 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
TOTAL PARRY      MAGGOT CHEESE 6127          8   2  0   94 SATAN'S MENU (587)
AIMED BLOW       PITA PITA PA 6140          21  13  0   88 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ESTUPIDO 6114.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ESTUPIDO 6114.  The ten other most popular fighters were YOUR EX-WIFE 6170, 
MAGGOT CHEESE 6127, PITA PITA PA 6140, WILLIE 6264, DANCING TROLL 6141,  0,  0,  0,  
0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DANCING TROLL 6141.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WILLIE 6264, PITA PITA PA 6140, MAGGOT CHEESE 6127, YOUR 
EX-WIFE 6170, ESTUPIDO 6114,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FOXY (15-6116) EGGS & CHORIZO (585)