DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/15/2026 Duedate: 07/28/2026
MALCORN ARENA
DM 15 TURN 1059
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SWEET GYPSY
WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6257) [13-3-0,163]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SWEET GYPSY POSITION IS EMPTY
WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6257) [13-3-0,163]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
PITA PITA PA BLITZ CAPTAIN
EGGS & CHORIZO (585) NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6140) [23-19-0,94] (15-6278) [6-6-0,73]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
NEON JOCKS (591)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NEON JOCKS (591) 53
2. WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) 21 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
3. GREENWARDENS (244) 1 Unchartered Team
4. COVEY XVI (596) -1
5. EGGS & CHORIZO (585) -1 HOMELAND SECURITY (481)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) 18 4 0 81.8 1/ 1 NEON JOCKS (591) 9 5 0
2/ 4 NEON JOCKS (591) 129 103 8 55.6 2/ 2 TEMERE NOMEN (600) 4 7 0
3/ 3 TEMERE NOMEN (600) 16 13 1 55.2 3/ 3 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) 2 0 0
4/ 5 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 124 126 3 49.6 4/ 5 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 0 5 0
5/ 6 GREENWARDENS (244) 1320 1738 39 43.2 5/ 6 GREENWARDENS (244) 0 3 0
6/ 7 COVEY XVI (596) 6 9 0 40.0 6/ 4 COVEY XVI (596) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
It's only natural that The Natural sits the throne here in Malcorn. [If 'mal' is a
prefix meaning 'bad', does that make the name of this arena 'bad corn'?] Well, right
now it should be the arena of small corn. Only five non-DA fights last turn? And three
of those were versus stand-ins? Can't we even fight each other in this arena?
Should be interesting who inherits the throne next turn when I take off for the Isle.
I guess I won't be here next turn to help my team to another six award turn. I am
leaving them with a few free turns, so I don't really feel bad. See you on the Isle!
Until then, may the gods guide your blows straight and true!
-- The Natural, Duelmaster and Lord Protector
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. MALCORN needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for
SLAMA-JAMA? NEON JOCKS' proud of him after beating LIMP BISCUIT and getting 14
points. Talk about yer major upsets! TOOTH GOLEM's match with AMBITIOUS GUARD cost
it a loss of 16 points! The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number
One! DANCING TROLL knows this. He was challenged by the Duelmaster. Don't you
think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think THE NATURAL should let DANCING TROLL
be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that said
MALCORN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. TEMERE NOMEN
was the most avoided team. Is a 16-13-1 record really that scary? Is there some
deep dark secret why EGGS & CHORIZO's been avoiding TEMERE NOMEN so much? Or is it
just that they're too scared? Like, is DANCING TROLL popular, or what? He was
challenged the most in all of MALCORN! He's got a 12-61-1, is that good?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey! Quit laughing! Just because WILLIE had 3-8-0 was no reason for
EGGS & CHORIZO to send him to the Dark Arena! Stop it! Hey you guys, don't you
think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for
you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been
really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWEET GYPSY 6257 13 3 0 163 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DANCING TROLL 6141 12 61 1 98 GREENWARDENS (244)
PITA PITA PA 6140 23 19 0 94 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
PINCH HITTER 6250 14 7 0 94 NEON JOCKS (591)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278 6 6 0 73 NEON JOCKS (591)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOURBON ST 6258 5 1 0 63 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRIMSON TOAD 6283 9 3 0 55 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
CAPYBARA 6247 6 4 0 38 COVEY XVI (596)
TOOTH GOLEM 6285 7 5 1 36 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLAMA-JAMA 6306 1 0 0 14 NEON JOCKS (591)
GRIDIRON GLADIUS 6310 1 0 0 10 NEON JOCKS (591)
LIMP BISCUIT 6296 1 1 0 4 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
FURIOSA 6312 0 1 0 1 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SIR RADER 6311 0 1 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585 BANDIT PRINCE 1059 NONE
WILLIE 6264 3 9 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585 DARK CHAMPION 1059 NONE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WILLIE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SIR RADER was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
THE NATURAL savagely defeated DANCING TROLL in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
BLITZ CAPTAIN savagely defeated CRIMSON TOAD in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
SWEET GYPSY devastated PITA PITA PA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
PINCH HITTER devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TOOTH GOLEM was handily defeated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CAPYBARA was vanquished by BOURBON ST in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIMP BISCUIT lost to SLAMA-JAMA in a 2 minute novice's fight.
GRIDIRON GLADIUS overpowered FURIOSA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 12 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 22 - 20 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 13 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 11 - 0 15 |
Turn 1059 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SWEET GYPSY 6257 13 3 0 163 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
AIMED BLOW PITA PITA PA 6140 23 19 0 94 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
SLASHING ATTACK BOURBON ST 6258 5 1 0 63 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
WALL OF STEEL CRIMSON TOAD 6283 9 3 0 55 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is PITA PITA PA 6140. The most popular warrior this
turn was BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278. The ten other most popular fighters were SWEET GYPSY
6257, BOURBON ST 6258, SLAMA-JAMA 6306, PINCH HITTER 6250, SIR RADER 6311, PITA PITA
PA 6140, CAPYBARA 6247, WILLIE 6264, DANCING TROLL 6141, and CRIMSON TOAD 6283.
The least popular fighter this week was FURIOSA 6312. The other ten least popular
fighters were GRIDIRON GLADIUS 6310, LIMP BISCUIT 6296, TOOTH GOLEM 6285, CRIMSON
TOAD 6283, DANCING TROLL 6141, WILLIE 6264, CAPYBARA 6247, PITA PITA PA 6140, SIR
RADER 6311, and PINCH HITTER 6250.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
THE NATURAL (15-6251) NEON JOCKS (591)