DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 07/30/2025 Duedate: 08/12/2025 MALCORN ARENA DM 15 TURN 1034 This Week's Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS VARSITY QB NEON JOCKS (591) (15-6184) [15-13-1,107] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader VARSITY QB SIERRA SKYE NEON JOCKS (591) PERFECTION QUEST (595) (15-6184) [15-13-1,107] (15-6234) [5-2-0,60] Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite VARSITY QB PAU NEON JOCKS (591) EGGS & CHORIZO (585) (15-6184) [15-13-1,107] (15-6112) [19-19-0,97] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM NEON JOCKS (591) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 40 2. NEON JOCKS (591) 34 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) 3. SCUM & VILLAINY (586) 17 Unchartered Team 4. GREENWARDENS (244) 11 5. PERFECTION QUEST (595) 6 PERFECTION QUEST (595) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 2*PERFECTION QUEST (595) 6 2 0 75.0 1/ 1 NEON JOCKS (591) 8 3 0 2/ 3 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) 78 55 6 58.6 2/ 0 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 4 1 1 3/ 0 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 51 37 2 58.0 3/ 2 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 4 6 0 4/ 4 NEON JOCKS (591) 76 62 5 55.1 4- 3 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) 3 1 0 5- 5 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) 134 121 12 52.5 5/ 4*PERFECTION QUEST (595) 2 1 0 6- 7 THE PURGE 204 (570) 13 12 0 52.0 6/ 6 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) 2 1 0 7/ 6 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 94 90 3 51.1 7- 5 THE PURGE 204 (570) 1 1 0 8/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244) 1313 1709 39 43.4 8/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244) 1 5 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in MALCORN. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey everybody, watch out for FRED MCMULLEN, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. PITA PITA PA was beat by TOTALLY TOBIR and drops 12 points. In front of all the crowds, VARSITY QB took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay. Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid NEON JOCKS, please raise you hand. Wow. Does MALCORN really have that many liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch EGGS & CHORIZO's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from NEON JOCKS. And who is this TOTALLY TOBIR you ask, with 99 points and a 11-6-1 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh? Well, there's the manager of the MALCORN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VARSITY QB 6184 15 13 1 107 NEON JOCKS (591) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LATIMORE 6073 16 12 0 104 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) PRO LINEMAN 6185 19 8 2 99 NEON JOCKS (591) TOTALLY TOBIR 6198 11 6 1 99 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) PAU 6112 19 19 0 97 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) MAGIC SLIM 6074 18 12 1 97 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) HEAVYWEIGHT 6187 14 13 0 95 NEON JOCKS (591) FOXY 6116 23 14 0 91 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BIG PUP 6014 14 13 1 90 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) MOLE 6131 14 38 0 87 GREENWARDENS (244) ESTUPIDO 6114 20 18 0 82 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) PITA PITA PA 6140 19 12 0 76 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) YOUR EX-WIFE 6170 11 13 2 74 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) DANCING TROLL 6141 11 37 1 71 GREENWARDENS (244) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ZIPADEEDODA 6003 8 4 1 66 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) -WASTED TIME 6020 7 5 0 62 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) SIERRA SKYE 6234 5 2 0 60 PERFECTION QUEST (595) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LOONEY 6038 3 0 1 47 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WILLIE JOHNSON 6072 6 7 0 33 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FRED MCMULLEN 6232 1 1 1 22 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) BOYD GILMORE 6233 1 1 0 11 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) THE NATURAL 6251 0 1 0 5 NEON JOCKS (591) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? EMBEZZLING SCRIB 0 0 0 FRED MCMULLEN 6232 1034 NONE PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ESTUPIDO was viciously subdued by MOLE in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight. PITA PITA PA was demolished by TOTALLY TOBIR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. YOUR EX-WIFE was overpowered by HEAVYWEIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. PRO LINEMAN devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. MAGIC SLIM devastated DANCING TROLL in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl. VARSITY QB beat FOXY in a popular 3 minute master's Title brawl. PAU was unbelievably bested by LATIMORE in a action packed 4 minute expert's melee. SIERRA SKYE vanquished WILLIE JOHNSON in a 1 minute uneven fight. FRED MCMULLEN slaughtered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BOYD GILMORE overpowered THE NATURAL in a 1 minute one-sided melee. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 31 - 12 - 1 72 | |AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 1 67 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 14 - 0 59 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 1 55 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 12 - 1 48 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 11 - 0 15 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 - 0 0 | Turn 1034 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK VARSITY QB 6184 15 13 1 107 NEON JOCKS (591) TOTAL PARRY LATIMORE 6073 16 12 0 104 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) SLASHING ATTACK PRO LINEMAN 6185 19 8 2 99 NEON JOCKS (591) AIMED BLOW TOTALLY TOBIR 6198 11 6 1 99 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is VARSITY QB 6184. The most popular warrior this turn was PAU 6112. The ten other most popular fighters were VARSITY QB 6184, MOLE 6131, MAGIC SLIM 6074, FOXY 6116, PRO LINEMAN 6185, ESTUPIDO 6114, TOTALLY TOBIR 6198, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, LATIMORE 6073, and SIERRA SKYE 6234. The least popular fighter this week was THE NATURAL 6251. The other ten least popular fighters were WILLIE JOHNSON 6072, DANCING TROLL 6141, YOUR EX-WIFE 6170, PITA PITA PA 6140, BOYD GILMORE 6233, FRED MCMULLEN 6232, SIERRA SKYE 6234, LATIMORE 6073, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, and TOTALLY TOBIR 6198. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: VARSITY QB (15-6184) NEON JOCKS (591)