DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/04/2015    Duedate: 04/17/2015

WILLAF ARENA

DM-16    TURN-770

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GOLDEN GLOVES
GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
(16-6173) [20-13-2,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RIGHTEOUS                      POSITION IS EMPTY
ANGELIC KNIGHTS (635)          
(16-6238) [9-4-1,134]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WHIP SAWYER                    GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA
PUNNY AMINALS (305)            CHUCKS' PINUPS (631)
(16-6126) [16-45-0,93]         (16-6248) [8-5-1,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHUCKS' PINUPS (631)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHUCKS' PINUPS (631)        33
2. ANGELIC KNIGHTS (635)       33      ANGELIC KNIGHTS (635)
3. GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)     22      Unchartered Team
4. FANGDOR HOLD (633)           0
5. PUNNY AMINALS (305)          0      BUENO FER NADA (358)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (635)     10   4  1 71.4   1/ 2 CHUCKS' PINUPS (631)     10  2 0
 2/ 2 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)  944 450 24 67.7   2/ 3 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)   9  4 0
 3- 3*SPEED DEMONS (624)         4   2  0 66.7   3/ 1 BLOOD ON THE TRACK (609)  7  4 0
 4/ 4 BLOOD ON THE TRACK (609) 107  82  7 56.6   4- 6*FANGDOR HOLD (633)        2  2 0
 5/ 8 CHUCKS' PINUPS (631)      34  31  3 52.3   5/ 4 PUNNY AMINALS (305)       2 13 0
 6- 6*FANGDOR HOLD (633)         2   2  0 50.0   6- 5*SPEED DEMONS (624)        1  0 0
 7- 5*GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (647)    2   2  0 50.0   7/10 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (635)     1  2 1
 8/ 9 PUNNY AMINALS (305)      946 %1293 29 42.3   8- 9*IDIOT'S INC (646)         0  1 0
 9-10*IDIOT'S INC (646)          1   6  0 14.3   9- 7*GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (647)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out WILLAF to see 
what's new.  Like, BLOOD ON THE TRACKS had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked 
off #1 spot by CHUCKS' PINUPS!  Way to go CHUCKS' PINUPS!  ANGELIC KNIGHTS like 
really fought hard to move up to 7th from 10th.  Way to go!  One team deserves 
special mention 'cause they moved up 1 after going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, GOLDEN 
GLADIATORS!  MVP award for RIGHTEOUS?  ANGELIC KNIGHTS' proud of him after beating 
GOLDEN TONGUE and getting 33 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  30 DAYS' match 
with GIRL 151 cost him a loss of 7 points!  GOLDEN GLOVES thinks his 20-13-2 and 
studly character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Was that a 
tear I saw in GOLDEN GLOVES' eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't PAPA'S 
BANKBOOK fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS was WILLAF's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why GOLDEN GLADIATORS' been avoiding 
BLOOD ON THE TRACKS so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is WHIP 
SAWYER popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of WILLAF!  He's got a 
16-45-0, is that good?  TEMPEST STORM is being unfair.  She's challenged down 21 
against WHIP SAWYER.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut 
up) TEMPEST STORM beat WHIP SAWYER.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not 
surprised TEMPEST STORM would do such a scummy thing, either.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  How cruel!  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 
heartlessly sent his to EARLY ONE MORNING certain fate in the Dark Arena.  Is a 
24-9-0 bad or something?  Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their 
manager sending them to the Dark Arena.  What's wrong with EARLY ONE MORNING's 
24-9-0, BLOOD ON THE TRACKS?  I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets 
killed.  GOLDEN TONGUE, of GOLDEN GLADIATORS had a 15-8-1 when she got bumped off by 
RIGHTEOUS.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDEN GLOVES 6173           20  13  2   107       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RIGHTEOUS 6238                9   4  1   134       ANGELIC KNIGHTS (635)
 TEMPEST STORM 6200            9   3  0   121       CHUCKS' PINUPS (631)
 GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA 6248        8   5  1    96       CHUCKS' PINUPS (631)
 PAPA'S BANKBOOK 6250         13   8  1    94       BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (609)
 WHIP SAWYER 6126             16  45  0    93       PUNNY AMINALS (305)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOFA'YAM 6128                15  45  0    90       PUNNY AMINALS (305)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VEYRON 6122                   4   2  0    61       SPEED DEMONS (624)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AUDREY HEPBURN 6202           9   3  0    54       CHUCKS' PINUPS (631)
 GOLD PIECE 6344               6   3  0    36       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
-TRAMP BACKSTOP 6362           2   2  0    35       GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (647)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLD CANAL 6337                7   3  0    33       BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (609)
-CARMEN MIRANDA 6343           3   1  0    33       CHUCKS' PINUPS (631)
 NOTTON D'BALL 6332            6   8  0    26       PUNNY AMINALS (305)
 BUM BULL 6334                 5   8  1    24       PUNNY AMINALS (305)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLD FUTURES 6380             2   0  0    19       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
 GOLD-DIGGER 6379              2   0  0    19       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
-SYLKE 6221                    1   1  0    18       FANGDOR HOLD (633)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIRL 151 6389                 1   0  0    12       CHUCKS' PINUPS (631)
-GLORY 6236                    1   0  0    10       ANGELIC KNIGHTS (635)
 N. O. PUNDY 6367              1   4  0     7       PUNNY AMINALS (305)
-DINA TITUS 6358               1   2  0     5       IDIOT'S INC (646)
 30 DAYS 6369                  1   1  0     4       BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (609)
-ALDGAR 6224                   1   1  0     4       FANGDOR HOLD (633)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EARLY ONE MORNIN 6010  24 10 0 BLOOD ON THE TRA 609 ARENAMASTER KHAR      770  NONE
GOLDEN TONGUE 6259     15  8 1 GOLDEN GLADIATOR 362 RIGHTEOUS 6238        770   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

No more early AM blood on the tracks!  A salute to Blood On The Tracks for the
graduate. -- Midas The Jealous

And here's a tribute to The Duelmaster Papa's Bankbook. -- Midas The Very Jealous

Venomous Concubine -- I guess I flattened your nose before you could spit your venom?
-- Golden Gloves

     You broge id! -- Karindei, Venomous Concubine

Papa's Bankbook -- I simply don't have enough cash to make an entry, do I? -- Golden
Tongue

Old Canal -- Thanks for the challenge.  I was wondering where my next win might come
from. -- Gold Piece

Aldgar -- I have two pieces of advice for you.  Invest in gold, and practice,
practice, practice. -- Gold Futures

Persistent Beggar -- I can beg better than you can! -- Gold Digger

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Gold. -- Midas

Our congratulations to Early One Morning, who is getting the worm.  Euwh, worms, ugh.
Still, if that's what you fancy, go for it. -- Jorja and the Punny Aminals

One-four.  This gets old.  But three of us lost to those HOT pinups, so it was not a
total loss.  That Chuck can pick 'em. -- Whip Sawyer

A spotlight from me today is unlikely, as I'm caught up in the bow-wave of the
tourney and family coming to visit. -- Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EARLY ONE MORNING was viciously butchered by ARENAMASTER KHARAK in a 3 minute fight.
TEMPEST STORM demolished WHIP SAWYER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GOLDEN GLOVES defeated PAPA'S BANKBOOK in a 1 minute master's Challenge Title duel.
GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA defeated SOFA'YAM in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
RIGHTEOUS butchered GOLDEN TONGUE in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
AUDREY HEPBURN devastated NOTTON D'BALL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GOLD PIECE outwaited FRATSFA SLAVE in a dull 12 minute fight.
BUM BULL was vanquished by OLD CANAL in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
GOLD FUTURES won victory over N. O. PUNDY in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
30 DAYS was beaten by GIRL 151 in a 3 minute novice's melee.
GOLD-DIGGER overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   6 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  11 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        22 -  16 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  13 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  23 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   7 -  3      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  15 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 770 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  GOLDEN GLOVES 6173         20  13  2  107 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
BASHING ATTACK   RIGHTEOUS 6238              9   4  1  134 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (635)
LUNGING ATTACK   TEMPEST STORM 6200          9   3  0  121 CHUCKS' PINUPS (631)
WALL OF STEEL    PAPA'S BANKBOOK 6250       13   8  1   94 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (609)
AIMED BLOW       AUDREY HEPBURN 6202         9   3  0   54 CHUCKS' PINUPS (631)
TOTAL PARRY      GOLD PIECE 6344             6   3  0   36 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WHIP SAWYER 6126.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA 6248.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOLDEN 
GLOVES 6173, GOLD FUTURES 6380, RIGHTEOUS 6238, OLD CANAL 6337, 30 DAYS 6369, TEMPEST 
STORM 6200, AUDREY HEPBURN 6202, SOFA'YAM 6128, GOLDEN TONGUE 6259, and BUM BULL 
6334.

The least popular fighter this week was GOLD PIECE 6344.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GIRL 151 6389, N. O. PUNDY 6367, NOTTON D'BALL 6332, PAPA'S BANKBOOK 
6250, WHIP SAWYER 6126, GOLD-DIGGER 6379, BUM BULL 6334, GOLDEN TONGUE 6259, SOFA'YAM 
6128, and AUDREY HEPBURN 6202.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GOLDEN GLOVES (16-6173) GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
WHIP SAWYER (16-6126) PUNNY AMINALS (305)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

EARLY ONE MORNING (16-6010) BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (609)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                   SEAM (DM 20) REOPENS AS A NEW NO-TOURNEY ARENA!

Seam (DM 20) will be re-opening soon as a no-tourney DM arena!  If you enjoy arena 
play without tournament interference, this arena is for you!  Only rookie teams may 
enter this arena, and all managers must sign the "no-tourney" pledge.  Turn 0 is due 
on May 4 (overviews only) and Turn 1 is due on May 18.  

To avoid confusion, all old inactive teams which were in Seam have travelled to 
Mazgourrah (DM 77). 

Seam is the newest arena to join the no-tourney group of arenas and will process on 
opposite weeks with Shadowspire (DM 81), the original no-tourney arena.  Other no-
tourney arenas include Telorinthe (DM 83), a slow arena, and Storm Rock (DM 107), for 
ADM warriors.  

Join in the fun!  Send in your new rollup along with the pledge soon so you can get in 
on the ground floor of this new arena!

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                               NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE

    * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor 
      will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
    * I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances 
      preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
    * I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
    * I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives 
      a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead.

                                     [Sign your name] 

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