DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/17/2026    Duedate: 04/30/2026

WILLAF ARENA

DM 16    TURN 1055

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOWIE HOWITZER
WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)
(16-7258) [14-2-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOWIE HOWITZER                 LILI
WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)           OFF LAND WOMEN (720)
(16-7258) [14-2-0,125]         (16-7327) [2-0-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MIDAS TOUCH                    HOWIE HOWITZER
SAXON (712)                    WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)
(16-7236) [18-12-1,102]        (16-7258) [14-2-0,125]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAXON (712)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OFF LAND WOMEN (720)          34 
2. SAXON (712)                   34    BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)
3. JLG (586)                     22    Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)          14 
5. PHILANTROGENTS (719)          12    OFF LAND WOMEN (720)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)  21   2  2 91.3   1/ 4 SAXON (712)               8  5 0
 2/ 2 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)      14   2  0 87.5   2/ 1 JLG (586)                 8  7 0
 3- 3 CADDYSHACK (596)          61  27  4 69.3   3/ 2 PHILANTROGENTS (719)      6  9 0
 4/ 4 JLG (586)                126  74  3 63.0   4/ 7 EXTINCTION (488)          4  5 0
 5/11*OFF LAND WOMEN (720)       6   5  1 54.5   5/ 6 BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)  3  0 0
 6/ 5 PHILANTROGENTS (719)      30  26  1 53.6   6- 3 CADDYSHACK (596)          3  1 1
 7/ 6 TRICKSTERS (704)          85  77  1 52.5   7/12*OFF LAND WOMEN (720)      3  1 0
 8/ 7 SAXON (712)               71  72  6 49.7   8/ 5 TRICKSTERS (704)          3  5 0
 9- 9 NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRE (696) 16  20  0 44.4   9- 8 NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRE (696) 2  0 0
10/ 8 EXTINCTION (488)          15  19  0 44.1  10/10 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)      2  0 0
11/10 PUNNY AMINALS (305)      1136 1600 38 41.5  11- 9 TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       2  1 0
12-12 TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       36  67  3 35.0  12/11 PUNNY AMINALS (305)       0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  WILLAF needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, JLG, but 
SAXON was just too good to be stopped.  The guys at OFF LAND WOMEN like really pulled 
together to get a 3-0-0 this turn, moving up by 5.  What was the name of that team 
who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 71-72-6 you ask?  (Sure)  SAXON's their name, and 
fighting's their game!  MVP award for 260MRT?  JLG's proud of it after beating 
GRIPHOOK and getting 14 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  GRIPHOOK's match with 
260MRT cost him a loss of 7 points!  Was that a tear I saw in HOWIE HOWITZER's eye, 
as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't CM2033 fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  CADDYSHACK was WILLAF's most avoided team.  Is there 
some award for that?  I don't know what TRICKSTERS' been doing.  They certainly 
haven't been accepting many fights from CADDYSHACK, that's fer sher.  Can BUBBA'S 
BARBARIANS' THE HUMUNGUS be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is 
that really the same?  People were asking me did MOA REALLY challenge DISTOPIAN 
FANTASY?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but DISTOPIAN FANTASY wants me to write about it 
since she subdued MOA.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All WILLAF ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets killed.  
TOTALLY PERRI, of PHILANTROGENTS had a 7-2-0 when she got bumped off by DANGEROUS 
CRIMINAL.  EXTINCTION let THE HUMUNGUS of BUBBA'S BARBARIANS kill LEBANON CYPRUS 
unpunished.  That's really low.  (Even if LEBANON CYPRUS was kind of a jerk...) 
Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOWIE HOWITZER 7258          14   2  0 125         WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUDGE SMAILS 5761            20   8  1 150         CADDYSHACK (596)          
-LOU LOOMIS 5760              16   4  0 130         CADDYSHACK (596)          
 MIDAS TOUCH 7236             18  12  1 102         SAXON (712)               
 THE HUMUNGUS 7018            10   1  1 100         BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)  
 260MRT 5676                  23  19  0  99         JLG (586)                 
 CM2033 6483                  20  10  0  98         JLG (586)                 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAPTISM OF FIRE 7235         17  13  1  85         SAXON (712)               
 BROKEN HEROES 7232           17  13  2  81         SAXON (712)               
 TUNGA THE ODD 7133           14  18  0  81         TRICKSTERS (704)          
 MIO MI 7149                   8  56  0  80         PUNNY AMINALS (305)       
 GRIPHOOK 7246                 8   4  0  80         TRICKSTERS (704)          
 WISE OLD HERMIT 7322          6   4  0  70         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ATAVISTA 7299                10  11  0  66         TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       
 TITANTHONERE 4702             3   4  0  61         EXTINCTION (488)          
 DISTOPIAN FANTASY 7311        7   5  0  57         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIGH FANTASY 7319             6   4  1  49         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      
-IRON MCGINTY 7295             8  10  2  44         TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILI 7327                     2   0  0  28         OFF LAND WOMEN (720)      
 MOA 7334                      3   4  0  27         EXTINCTION (488)          
 QUAGGA 7324                   3   4  0  26         EXTINCTION (488)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AFNORD FORGETHIM 7293         5  10  0  25         TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       
-D'ANNUNZIO 7211               5   3  1  24         CADDYSHACK (596)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHIRLING STEEL 7352           2   0  0  20         SAXON (712)               
 FLON 7325                     2   0  0  20         OFF LAND WOMEN (720)      
-MY PET SANDWORM 7085          2   2  0  20         NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED (696)
 PSY PHI 7320                  4   6  0  18         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      
 EARHART 7328                  1   1  0  18         OFF LAND WOMEN (720)      
 534C-6 6644                   2   2  0  14         JLG (586)                 
 1532E 6643                    2   2  0   9         JLG (586)                 
 CALL TO ARMS 7357             0   1  0   1         SAXON (712)               

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LEBANON CYPRUS 4699     5  1 0 EXTINCTION 488       THE HUMUNGUS 7018     1051 NOT REVENGED
TOTALLY PERRI 7333      7  2 0 PHILANTROGENTS 719   DANGEROUS CRIMIN      1055 NONE
SACRIFICE 7335          0  2 0 SAXON 712            D'ANNUNZIO 7211       1051 NOT REVENGED
BUCCA-BOO 7127         19 12 0 TRICKSTERS 704       JUDGE SMAILS 5761     1053  
TRICKED 7356            0  1 0 TRICKSTERS 704       MOUNTAIN TROLL        1055 NONE
WISP 7300               2  5 0 TRICKSTERS 704       STONE GOLEM           1055 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WISP was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
TRICKED was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
TITANTHONERE was handily defeated by THE HUMUNGUS in a 1 minute Bloodfeud match.
GRIPHOOK was vanquished by 260MRT in a popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MOA was overpowered by DISTOPIAN FANTASY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CM2033 was savagely defeated by HOWIE HOWITZER in a 2 minute veteran's Title struggle.
T350 overpowered WISE OLD HERMIT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MIDAS TOUCH vanquished TUNGA THE ODD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MIO MI was defeated by BROKEN HEROES in a 1 minute expert's duel.
BAPTISM OF FIRE overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HIGH FANTASY handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TOTALLY PERRI was murdered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FLON handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LILI demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EARHART handily defeated MALCORN INSURGENT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PSY PHI lost to QUAGGA in a 1 minute bout.
534C-6 bested CALL TO ARMS in a exciting 2 minute beginner's duel.
1532E was viciously subdued by WHIRLING STEEL in a popular 3 minute amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   7 -  2      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  16 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  2      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  15 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        15 -  14 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  25 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  23 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  12 -  0      25  |

Turn 1055 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HOWIE HOWITZER 7258        14   2  0  125 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)
BASHING ATTACK   MIDAS TOUCH 7236           18  12  1  102 SAXON (712)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HUMUNGUS 7018          10   1  1  100 BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)
TOTAL PARRY      260MRT 5676                23  19  0   99 JLG (586)
STRIKING ATTACK  BROKEN HEROES 7232         17  13  2   81 SAXON (712)
AIMED BLOW       WISE OLD HERMIT 7322        6   4  0   70 PHILANTROGENTS (719)
PARRY-LUNGE      HIGH FANTASY 7319           6   4  1   49 PHILANTROGENTS (719)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MIDAS TOUCH 7236.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HOWIE HOWITZER 7258.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRIPHOOK 
7246, 534C-6 6644, 1532E 6643, DISTOPIAN FANTASY 7311, WHIRLING STEEL 7352, WISP 
7300, TRICKED 7356, THE HUMUNGUS 7018, MIDAS TOUCH 7236, and BROKEN HEROES 7232.

The least popular fighter this week was TOTALLY PERRI 7333.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MIO MI 7149, TUNGA THE ODD 7133, WISE OLD HERMIT 7322, 
TITANTHONERE 4702, CALL TO ARMS 7357, PSY PHI 7320, EARHART 7328, FLON 7325, MOA 
7334, and QUAGGA 7324.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

T350 (16-5807) JLG (586)