DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/06/2026    Duedate: 03/19/2026

WILLAF ARENA

DM 16    TURN 1052

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DR BEEPER
CADDYSHACK (596)
(16-5762) [14-6-1,154]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DR BEEPER                      WISE OLD HERMIT
CADDYSHACK (596)               PHILANTROGENTS (719)
(16-5762) [14-6-1,154]         (16-7322) [5-2-0,60]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

T350                           LOU LOOMIS
JLG (586)                      CADDYSHACK (596)
(16-5807) [24-11-1,89]         (16-5760) [15-4-0,119]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CADDYSHACK (596)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CADDYSHACK (596)              42 
2. SAXON (712)                   35    BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)
3. JLG (586)                     35    Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTROGENTS (719)          34 
5. TRICKSTERS (704)              12    PHILANTROGENTS (719)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)  18   2  2 90.0   1/ 2 CADDYSHACK (596)         12  1 1
 2/ 1 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)      12   2  0 85.7   2/ 1*PHILANTROGENTS (719)     12  3 0
 3/ 3 CADDYSHACK (596)          58  26  3 69.0   3/ 0 JLG (586)                 4  1 0
 4/ 0 JLG (586)                118  67  3 63.8   4/ 6 SAXON (712)               4 10 0
 5/ 5*PHILANTROGENTS (719)      24  17  1 58.5   5/ 4 BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)  3  0 1
 6/ 4 TRICKSTERS (704)          82  72  1 53.2   6/ 3*EXTINCTION (488)          3  7 0
 7/ 8 SAXON (712)               63  67  6 48.5   7/ 7 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)      2  1 0
 8/ 6*EXTINCTION (488)          11  14  0 44.0   8/ 5*OFF LAND WOMEN (720)      1  3 1
 9/ 7*OFF LAND WOMEN (720)       3   4  1 42.9   9/ 9 TRICKSTERS (704)          1  3 0
10/ 9 PUNNY AMINALS (305)      1136 1597 38 41.6  10/ 8 TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       0 10 0
11/10 TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       34  66  3 34.0  11/10 PUNNY AMINALS (305)       0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to PHILANTROGENTS, as they are 
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the CADDYSHACK stable.  It looks like the 
guys(?) at CADDYSHACK had a good week as they went 4-0-0 to put them in 1st place.  I 
guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for 534C-6, who flew up 21 points in 
the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
beast.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was IRON MCGINTY, who dropped 9 
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with BAPTISM OF FIRE.  Going for 
the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was WRATHMEN 25-22's HOWIE 
HOWITZER, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by DR BEEPER.  Can you believe 
they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the WILLAF arena.  Did you 
hear that CADDYSHACK was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of CADDYSHACK's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause TRICKSTERS beats feet every time CADDYSHACK 
smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, THE 
HUMUNGUS would be president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.  
In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, GRIPHOOK went after MIO MI, who was 
higher by 19 points.  Well, when the dust settled, GRIPHOOK beat MIO MI.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Big deal, so BARBELA BLOODSTONE got mashed 
in the Dark Arena.  With hers face she was more at home with the trolls than with us. 
(Waka waka).  This week 5-12-0 BATTLESHIP KATE was sent to the Dark Arena.  I know a 
lot of fighters with similar records who might take notice of this.  Congrats to 
BAPTISM OF FIRE for revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, 
feeding IRON MCGINTY a bit of dirt).  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit 
and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick 
your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR BEEPER 5762               14   6  1 154         CADDYSHACK (596)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOU LOOMIS 5760              15   4  0 119         CADDYSHACK (596)          
 JUDGE SMAILS 5761            19   8  0 115         CADDYSHACK (596)          
 BUCCA-BOO 7127               19  11  0  92         TRICKSTERS (704)          
 HOWIE HOWITZER 7258          12   2  0  92         WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIDAS TOUCH 7236             16  11  1  90         SAXON (712)               
 T350 5807                    24  11  1  89         JLG (586)                 
 THE HUMUNGUS 7018             7   1  1  89         BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)  
 BROKEN HEROES 7232           16  11  2  88         SAXON (712)               
 CM2033 6483                  19   8  0  86         JLG (586)                 
 260MRT 5676                  21  18  0  83         JLG (586)                 
 MIO MI 7149                   8  53  0  77         PUNNY AMINALS (305)       
 GRIPHOOK 7246                 7   3  0  77         TRICKSTERS (704)          
 TUNGA THE ODD 7133           13  17  0  69         TRICKSTERS (704)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATAVISTA 7299                10  10  0  66         TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       
 BAPTISM OF FIRE 7235         14  13  1  63         SAXON (712)               
 WISE OLD HERMIT 7322          5   2  0  60         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISTOPIAN FANTASY 7311        5   4  0  50         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      
 TOTALLY PERRI 7333            6   0  0  43         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      
 IRON MCGINTY 7295             7  10  2  40         TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TASMANIAN WOLF 4705           1   3  0  40         EXTINCTION (488)          
 TITANTHONERE 4702             2   2  0  36         EXTINCTION (488)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIGH FANTASY 7319             4   3  1  33         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      
-BONNY 7326                    1   0  1  33         OFF LAND WOMEN (720)      
 PSY PHI 7320                  4   3  0  26         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      
 MOA 7334                      2   2  0  26         EXTINCTION (488)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AFNORD FORGETHIM 7293         4  10  0  22         TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       
 D'ANNUNZIO 7211               4   3  1  21         CADDYSHACK (596)          
 534C-6 6644                   1   0  0  21         JLG (586)                 
 QUAGGA 7324                   1   3  0  12         EXTINCTION (488)          
 WISP 7300                     1   4  0   7         TRICKSTERS (704)          
 1532E 6643                    1   0  0   6         JLG (586)                 
 WHEELS OF STEEL 7341          0   1  0   1         SAXON (712)               

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LEBANON CYPRUS 4699     5  1 0 EXTINCTION 488       THE HUMUNGUS 7018     1051  
DA1 7343                0  1 0 OFF LAND WOMEN 720   WURM KIN              1052 NONE
BATTLE CRY 7313         2  2 0 SAXON 712            HIGH FANTASY 7319     1048 NOT REVENGED
CALL TO ARMS 7255       5 16 1 SAXON 712            IRON MCGINTY 7295     1049 JUST REVENGED
CRAP 382168 7344        0  1 0 SAXON 712            ARENAMASTER KHAR      1052 NONE
SACRIFICE 7335          0  2 0 SAXON 712            D'ANNUNZIO 7211       1051  
BARBELA BLOODSTO 7297   7 13 1 TROUBLEMAKERS 717    DARK CHAMPION         1052 NONE
BATTLESHIP KATE 7294    5 12 0 TROUBLEMAKERS 717    DARK CHAMPION         1052 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARBELA BLOODSTONE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BATTLESHIP KATE was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
CRAP 382168 was murdered by ARENAMASTER KHARAK in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
TASMANIAN WOLF was overpowered by THE HUMUNGUS in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
BUCCA-BOO was devastated by JUDGE SMAILS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
TUNGA THE ODD was bested by BROKEN HEROES in a 1 minute master's Challenge match.
ATAVISTA was overpowered by MIDAS TOUCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
GRIPHOOK vanquished MIO MI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MOA was overpowered by DISTOPIAN FANTASY in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
QUAGGA was savagely defeated by PSY PHI in a action packed 3 minute Challenge match.
WISP was savagely defeated by D'ANNUNZIO in a 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
DR BEEPER devastated HOWIE HOWITZER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
LOU LOOMIS savagely defeated 260MRT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute veteran's brawl.
CM2033 savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 11 minute bloody duel.
T350 won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute fray.
TITANTHONERE was overpowered by WISE OLD HERMIT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BAPTISM OF FIRE devastated IRON MCGINTY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TOTALLY PERRI outlasted CAPTURED ORC in a tiresome 8 minute bout.
HIGH FANTASY overpowered AFNORD FORGETHIM in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WHEELS OF STEEL was bested by 1532E in a popular 1 minute novice's contest.
534C-6 vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   6 -  2      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  18 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  11 -  1      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  15 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  21 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   9 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  21 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  17 -  0      23  |

Turn 1052 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DR BEEPER 5762             14   6  1  154 CADDYSHACK (596)
PARRY-STRIKE     LOU LOOMIS 5760            15   4  0  119 CADDYSHACK (596)
TOTAL PARRY      JUDGE SMAILS 5761          19   8  0  115 CADDYSHACK (596)
AIMED BLOW       BUCCA-BOO 7127             19  11  0   92 TRICKSTERS (704)
SLASHING ATTACK  HOWIE HOWITZER 7258        12   2  0   92 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)
BASHING ATTACK   MIDAS TOUCH 7236           16  11  1   90 SAXON (712)
LUNGING ATTACK   T350 5807                  24  11  1   89 JLG (586)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is T350 5807.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LOU LOOMIS 5760.  The ten other most popular fighters were PSY PHI 7320, QUAGGA 7324, 
1532E 6643, BROKEN HEROES 7232, T350 5807, JUDGE SMAILS 5761, DISTOPIAN FANTASY 7311, 
D'ANNUNZIO 7211, DR BEEPER 5762, and 534C-6 6644.

The least popular fighter this week was TOTALLY PERRI 7333.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CM2033 6483, AFNORD FORGETHIM 7293, IRON MCGINTY 7295, 
TITANTHONERE 4702, MIO MI 7149, ATAVISTA 7299, TUNGA THE ODD 7133, DA1 7343, BARBELA 
BLOODSTONE 7297, and HIGH FANTASY 7319.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DR BEEPER (16-5762) CADDYSHACK (596)