DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/06/2026    Duedate: 02/19/2026

WILLAF ARENA

DM 16    TURN 1050

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DR BEEPER
CADDYSHACK (596)
(16-5762) [12-6-1,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DR BEEPER                      LEBANON CYPRUS
CADDYSHACK (596)               EXTINCTION (488)
(16-5762) [12-6-1,126]         (16-4699) [5-0-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MIDAS TOUCH                    BONNY
SAXON (712)                    OFF LAND WOMEN (720)
(16-7236) [15-10-1,85]         (16-7326) [1-0-1,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PHILANTROGENTS (719)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OFF LAND WOMEN (720)          48 
2. CADDYSHACK (596)              35    WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)
3. PHILANTROGENTS (719)          33    Unchartered Team
4. EXTINCTION (488)              29 
5. WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)          12    OFF LAND WOMEN (720)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)      11   1  0 91.7   1/ 1*PHILANTROGENTS (719)     11  4 1
 2/ 2 BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)  16   2  1 88.9   2/ 4*EXTINCTION (488)          7  2 0
 3/ 4 CADDYSHACK (596)          50  26  2 65.8   3/ 2 SAXON (712)               5  9 0
 4/ 3*OFF LAND WOMEN (720)       3   2  1 60.0   4/ 8 CADDYSHACK (596)          4  1 0
 5/ 7*EXTINCTION (488)          10   8  0 55.6   5/ 7 BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)  3  0 0
 6- 6 TRICKSTERS (704)          81  69  1 54.0   6/ 6*OFF LAND WOMEN (720)      3  2 1
 7/ 9*PHILANTROGENTS (719)      16  15  1 51.6   7/ 3 TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       2 13 1
 8/ 8 SAXON (712)               59  62  6 48.8   8/11 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)      1  1 0
 9/10 PUNNY AMINALS (305)      1136 1595 38 41.6   9- 5 TRICKSTERS (704)          1  2 0
10/11 TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       34  61  3 35.8  10/10 PUNNY AMINALS (305)       0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for WILLAF.  I don't wanna hurt anybody's 
feelings or anything, but TROUBLEMAKERS really goofed with their 0-5-0.  The guys at 
CADDYSHACK like really pulled together to get a 4-1-0 this turn, moving up by 4.  MVP 
award for MOA?  EXTINCTION's proud of her after beating AFNORD FORGETHIM and getting 
17 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  IRON MCGINTY got smashed by LEBANON 
CYPRUS, and lost 13 points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit 
of...(!)  Oh well, welcome DR BEEPER.  Aren't CADDYSHACK proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was 
the wiseguy that said WILLAF's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad?  
Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of CADDYSHACK must be getting lonely.  They were the 
most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep dark 
secret why TROUBLEMAKERS' been avoiding CADDYSHACK so much?  Or is it just that 
they're too scared?  Can TROUBLEMAKERS' IRON MCGINTY be more popular than me?  He was 
challenged the most, but is that really the same?  For sure, I was holding my breath 
when I found out QUAGGA challenged WISE OLD HERMIT.  After all, haven't EXTINCTION 
and PHILANTROGENTS had a long standing duel in WILLAF?  It wasn't a spectacular 
fight, or anything, but WISE OLD HERMIT wants me to write about it since he beat 
QUAGGA.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Like, who is this gal???  BONNY gets sent 
to the Dark Arena, battles DARK CHAMPION, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet OFF 
LAND WOMEN manager is surprised!  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  WILLAF is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR BEEPER 5762               12   6  1 126         CADDYSHACK (596)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOWIE HOWITZER 7258          11   1  0 105         WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)      
 LOU LOOMIS 5760              13   4  0 104         CADDYSHACK (596)          
-BUCCA-BOO 7127               19  10  0 102         TRICKSTERS (704)          
 JUDGE SMAILS 5761            17   8  0  92         CADDYSHACK (596)          
 BROKEN HEROES 7232           15  10  2  92         SAXON (712)               

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIDAS TOUCH 7236             15  10  1  85         SAXON (712)               
 MIO MI 7149                   8  51  0  75         PUNNY AMINALS (305)       
 ATAVISTA 7299                10   9  0  72         TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       
 THE HUMUNGUS 7018             5   1  0  67         BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEBANON CYPRUS 4699           5   0  0  66         EXTINCTION (488)          
-GRIPHOOK 7246                 6   3  0  57         TRICKSTERS (704)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAPTISM OF FIRE 7235         12  13  1  50         SAXON (712)               
 IRON MCGINTY 7295             7   9  2  49         TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       
 DISTOPIAN FANTASY 7311        4   3  0  43         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      
-TITANTHONERE 4702             2   1  0  42         EXTINCTION (488)          
 BARBELA BLOODSTONE 7297       7  12  1  36         TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       
 WISE OLD HERMIT 7322          3   2  0  36         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      
-TASMANIAN WOLF 4705           1   2  0  35         EXTINCTION (488)          
 TOTALLY PERRI 7333            4   0  0  34         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONNY 7326                    1   0  1  33         OFF LAND WOMEN (720)      
 PSY PHI 7320                  3   2  0  29         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      
 BATTLESHIP KATE 7294          5  11  0  26         TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOA 7334                      1   1  0  24         EXTINCTION (488)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AFNORD FORGETHIM 7293         4   9  0  21         TROUBLEMAKERS (717)       
 HIGH FANTASY 7319             2   3  1  21         PHILANTROGENTS (719)      
-LILI 7327                     1   0  0  15         OFF LAND WOMEN (720)      
 QUAGGA 7324                   1   1  0  10         EXTINCTION (488)          
-FLON 7325                     1   0  0  10         OFF LAND WOMEN (720)      
 D'ANNUNZIO 7211               2   3  0   9         CADDYSHACK (596)          
-EARHART 7328                  0   1  0   7         OFF LAND WOMEN (720)      
-WISP 7300                     1   3  0   6         TRICKSTERS (704)          
 SACRIFICE 7335                0   1  0   1         SAXON (712)               

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 7337                0  1 0 CADDYSHACK 596       BLACK ORC             1050 NONE
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           BONNY 7326            1050 NONE
DA1 7336                0  1 0 OFF LAND WOMEN 720   ARENAMASTER KHAR      1050 NONE
BATTLE CRY 7313         2  2 0 SAXON 712            HIGH FANTASY 7319     1048  
CALL TO ARMS 7255       5 16 1 SAXON 712            IRON MCGINTY 7295     1049  
CRAP 327619 7338        0  1 0 SAXON 712            STONE GOLEM           1050 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BONNY viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DA1 was assassinated by ARENAMASTER KHARAK in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
CRAP 327619 was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
LEBANON CYPRUS demolished IRON MCGINTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
QUAGGA was vanquished by WISE OLD HERMIT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MOA overpowered AFNORD FORGETHIM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BROKEN HEROES was overpowered by DR BEEPER in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
MIDAS TOUCH was vanquished by HOWIE HOWITZER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LOU LOOMIS overpowered MIO MI in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
JUDGE SMAILS overpowered ATAVISTA in a 2 minute uneven match.
BAPTISM OF FIRE was overpowered by THE HUMUNGUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARBELA BLOODSTONE was outlasted by TOTALLY PERRI in a 8 minute competition.
BATTLESHIP KATE was demolished by DISTOPIAN FANTASY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HIGH FANTASY was handily defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
D'ANNUNZIO defeated SACRIFICE in a 1 minute beginner's struggle.
PSY PHI handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  18 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  2      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -   9 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  21 -  1      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  17 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  18 -  0      22  |

Turn 1050 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DR BEEPER 5762             12   6  1  126 CADDYSHACK (596)
SLASHING ATTACK  HOWIE HOWITZER 7258        11   1  0  105 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)
PARRY-STRIKE     LOU LOOMIS 5760            13   4  0  104 CADDYSHACK (596)
TOTAL PARRY      JUDGE SMAILS 5761          17   8  0   92 CADDYSHACK (596)
BASHING ATTACK   MIDAS TOUCH 7236           15  10  1   85 SAXON (712)
LUNGING ATTACK   ATAVISTA 7299              10   9  0   72 TROUBLEMAKERS (717)
AIMED BLOW       DISTOPIAN FANTASY 7311      4   3  0   43 PHILANTROGENTS (719)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MIDAS TOUCH 7236.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BONNY 7326.  The ten other most popular fighters were ATAVISTA 7299, CRAP 
327619 7338, DISTOPIAN FANTASY 7311, LOU LOOMIS 5760, BARBELA BLOODSTONE 7297, 
LEBANON CYPRUS 4699, WISE OLD HERMIT 7322, MOA 7334, DR BEEPER 5762, and HOWIE 
HOWITZER 7258.

The least popular fighter this week was TOTALLY PERRI 7333.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SACRIFICE 7335, HIGH FANTASY 7319, BATTLESHIP KATE 7294, 
BAPTISM OF FIRE 7235, MIO MI 7149, MIDAS TOUCH 7236, BROKEN HEROES 7232, AFNORD 
FORGETHIM 7293, QUAGGA 7324, and IRON MCGINTY 7295.