DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/25/2015    Duedate: 08/07/2015

WILLAF ARENA

DM-16    TURN-778

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TRAMP BACKSTOP
GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (647)
(16-6362) [5-2-0,59]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              TRAMP BACKSTOP
                               GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (647)
                               (16-6362) [5-2-0,59]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DINA TITUS                     TRAMP BACKSTOP
IDIOT'S INC (646)              GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (647)
(16-6358) [1-4-0,15]           (16-6362) [5-2-0,59]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. IDIOT'S INC (646)           55
2. GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (647)      9      GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
3. BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (609)    0      Unchartered Team
4. MENTORS RESTORE (634)        0
5. GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)    -21      GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (647)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (647)    5   2  0 71.4   1/ 1 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)   8  4 1
 2/ 2 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)  959 463 25 67.4   2/ 0*IDIOT'S INC (646)         3  1 0
 3- 4 BLOOD ON THE TRACK (609) 116  93  7 55.5   3- 3 BLOOD ON THE TRACK (609)  2  0 0
 4/ 0*IDIOT'S INC (646)          5   8  0 38.5   4/ 0*GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (647)   1  0 0
 5- 5*MENTORS RESTORE (634)      4  13  0 23.5   5- 5*MENTORS RESTORE (634)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

      I am not going to say much. I am Duelmaster. Apparently my methods work quite 
well. I guess I needed the 3 political points, eh?

                                        -- Gold-Digger, Duelmaster (the first of many)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for KAREN BASS, who 
flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing GOLDEN STATE like a melon.  Keep your 
eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was GOLD FUTURES, who 
dropped 14 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with NANCY PELOSI.  
Our last turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to KHALHUMS DWARF, and GOLD-DIGGER 
has made the way for a new Duelmaster!  With GOLD-DIGGER clearing the throne, 
GLORIOUS TEAM #16 of TRAMP BACKSTOP takes a proud seat as WILLAF's new Duelmaster, by 
virtue of recognition points.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a 
day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the WILLAF arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid BLOOD ON THE TRACKS, please raise you hand.  
Wow.  Does WILLAF really have that many liars?  For those of you who like math, try 
this one:  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS + Weapons That go Boom = GOLDEN GLADIATORS + Avoid 
City.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in WILLAF have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you 
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRAMP BACKSTOP 6362           5   2  0    59       GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (647)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OLD CANAL 6337               10   6  0    64       BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (609)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLD PIECE 6344               8   7  0    33       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
 GOLD-DIGGER 6379              6   2  0    33       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
 NANCY PELOSI 6360             2   0  0    33       IDIOT'S INC (646)
-30 DAYS 6369                  5   3  0    31       BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (609)
 MARIGOLD 6393                 4   2  1    30       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DELIVERANCE 6227              3   1  0    22       MENTORS RESTORE (634)
 KAREN BASS 6373               1   0  0    22       IDIOT'S INC (646)
 GOLD FUTURES 6380             4   3  0    18       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
 DINA TITUS 6358               1   4  0    15       IDIOT'S INC (646)
 KYRSTEN SINEMA 6396           1   0  0    15       IDIOT'S INC (646)
 GOLDEN STATE 6403             3   2  0    11       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

"One is a lonely number ..............." -- Midas and The Golden Gladiators (who won every single fight in Willaf last round.)

Convicted Thief, I feel like an executioner. My smell must have been very potemt. -- Marigold

Malcorn Insurgent, I am sorry to have to whack you so hard. Go to San Francisco where they have safe harbor for your types, and killers, too. -- Gold Futures

Cult Member, you didn't want to be DM and bring visibility on the cult did you? I know you are pleased with me for doing you a favor and beating you. What's a cult for, anyway? -- Gold-Digger, Duelmaster

Health. Humility. Honor. Gold. -- Midas

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOLD-DIGGER was viciously subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute bloody fight.
TRAMP BACKSTOP vanquished GOLD PIECE in a 2 minute uneven Title battle.
GOLD FUTURES was demolished by NANCY PELOSI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
MARIGOLD devastated DINA TITUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOLDEN STATE was demolished by KAREN BASS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
KYRSTEN SINEMA won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  12 -  1      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        16 -  15 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   9 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 778 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    TRAMP BACKSTOP 6362         5   2  0   59 GLORIOUS TEAM #16 (647)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DINA TITUS 6358.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TRAMP BACKSTOP 6362.  The ten other most popular fighters were NANCY PELOSI 6360, 
GOLD-DIGGER 6379, KAREN BASS 6373, KYRSTEN SINEMA 6396, GOLD FUTURES 6380, MARIGOLD 
6393, GOLD PIECE 6344, DINA TITUS 6358, GOLDEN STATE 6403, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was GOLDEN STATE 6403.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DINA TITUS 6358, GOLD PIECE 6344, MARIGOLD 6393, GOLD FUTURES 
6380, KYRSTEN SINEMA 6396, KAREN BASS 6373, GOLD-DIGGER 6379, NANCY PELOSI 6360, 
TRAMP BACKSTOP 6362, and  0.