DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/22/2015    Duedate: 07/04/2015

ALJAFIR ARENA

DM-17    TURN-767

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEFENDER
YORK'S ARCADE (605)
(17-7421) [16-8-1,133]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEFENDER                       RAW RICK
YORK'S ARCADE (605)            WEIRD STUDENTS (619)
(17-7421) [16-8-1,133]         (17-7649) [4-0-0,57]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEFENDER                       RAW RICK
YORK'S ARCADE (605)            WEIRD STUDENTS (619)
(17-7421) [16-8-1,133]         (17-7649) [4-0-0,57]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD STUDENTS (619)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS (619)        64
2. LAY LADY LAY (622)          26      THE SHOWOFFS (111)
3. YORK'S ARCADE (605)         17      Unchartered Team
4. ENFORCERS (459)             16
5. THE SHOWOFFS (111)          13      WEIRD STUDENTS (619)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (619)      14   6  0 70.0   1/ 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (619)     10  5 0
 2/ 2 THE SHOWOFFS (111)       257 184 11 58.3   2/ 3 YORK'S ARCADE (605)       9  6 1
 3/ 3 YORK'S ARCADE (605)       56  56  5 50.0   3/ 1 THE SHOWOFFS (111)        9  6 0
 4/ 8 ENFORCERS (459)           52  52  2 50.0   4- 4 FISH THANGS (505)         2  2 0
 5- 7 FISH THANGS (505)         67  68  1 49.6   5/ 7 ENFORCERS (459)           1  1 0
 6/ 4 SURE, WHY NOT? (613)      13  14  2 48.1   6/ 5 NERDS RULE! (611)         1  2 0
 7/ 9 NERDS RULE! (611)         11  13  0 45.8   7/ 6 SURE, WHY NOT? (613)      1  2 0
 8/ 6*LAY LADY LAY (622)         2   4  0 33.3   8/ 8*LAY LADY LAY (622)        1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ALJAFIR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, THE SHOWOFFS, since 
WEIRD STUDENTS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Gee, I'm 
impressed, a 5-0-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, WEIRD STUDENTS, the Fates teach 
humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
ODD OLIVER win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BENT BARB beat STAR 
CASTLE and STAR CASTLE lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is 
the spice of life, ALJAFIR may be getting bland, as DEFENDER stays top dog in the 
city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to 
know what's new, don't you, ALJAFIR?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
NERDS RULE!, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. 
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was THE SHOWOFFS.  Ha ha ha ha!  THIS 
IS A TEST was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Ya gotta go sometime, and WHO'S NEXT's time was this 
time.  Hmmm, not a bad fighter, had he lived... (what?  me pity?).  And one more turn 
will show if FRUITS-N-VEGGIES can successfully bloodfeud that elusive AVOID THIS GUY 
over BEET.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain 
nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in ALJAFIR to get a drink than The Vile Vizier! 
Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of 
ALJAFIR.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEFENDER 7421                16   8  1   133       YORK'S ARCADE (605)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARLIE TUNA 7479            15   2  0   110       FISH THANGS (505)
 THE GREATEST 4806            17   7  0    97       THE SHOWOFFS (111)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOU CAN'T BEAT ME 4789       18   8  0    90       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
 THIS IS A TEST 7579          13   7  2    85       SURE, WHY NOT? (613)
-OFF THE HOOK 7473            12   5  0    80       FISH THANGS (505)
 AVOID THIS GUY 4892           9   4  1    68       THE SHOWOFFS (111)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GOLDIE 7515                   7   3  0    64       FISH THANGS (505)
 RAW RICK 7649                 4   0  0    57       WEIRD STUDENTS (619)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEIRD SCIENCE 7551           11  13  0    50       NERDS RULE! (611)
 ODD OLIVER 7647               3   1  0    48       WEIRD STUDENTS (619)
-BUNDY 7452                    9   4  0    45       ENFORCERS (459)
 I'M TOO GOOD 4869             7   9  1    45       THE SHOWOFFS (111)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOUG 7427                     7   6  2    33       ENFORCERS (459)
-VINNY 7463                    5   4  0    32       ENFORCERS (459)
-WHITEY 7462                   6   6  0    30       ENFORCERS (459)
 LAZY LANE 7648                3   1  0    30       WEIRD STUDENTS (619)
 ARDENT ART 7646               2   2  0    26       WEIRD STUDENTS (619)
 GORF 7466                     4   7  0    25       YORK'S ARCADE (605)
 BENT BARB 7645                2   2  0    24       WEIRD STUDENTS (619)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLYDE 7682                    1   0  0    16       ENFORCERS (459)
-CLEAN HANDS 7677              1   1  0    16       LAY LADY LAY (622)
 A 7678                        1   0  0    14       LAY LADY LAY (622)
 STAR CASTLE 7521              3   4  0    13       YORK'S ARCADE (605)
 TAPPER 7530                   3   2  0    11       YORK'S ARCADE (605)
 CARNIVAL 7529                 2   3  0     9       YORK'S ARCADE (605)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JAWS 7644                     2   2  0     8       FISH THANGS (505)
 DIRTY CLOTHES 7674            0   1  0     1       LAY LADY LAY (622)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BEET 7653               3  1 0 FRUITS-N-VEGGIES 620 AVOID THIS GUY 4892   764   
P24 7676                0  1 0 LAY LADY LAY 622     MOUNTAIN TROLL        767  NONE
P40 7675                0  1 0 LAY LADY LAY 622     MOUNTAIN TROLL        767  NONE
WHO'S NEXT 4842        12  6 0 THE SHOWOFFS 111     DEFENDER 7421         767   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

P40 was unbelievably slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
P24 was dispatched by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
THE GREATEST overcame THIS IS A TEST in a 1 minute Challenge match.
I'M TOO GOOD was savagely defeated by RAW RICK in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
DEFENDER savagely slew WHO'S NEXT in a 2 minute bloody veteran's Title fight.
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute veteran's duel.
AVOID THIS GUY bested WEIRD SCIENCE in a 2 minute competition.
ODD OLIVER overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GORF lost to LAZY LANE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
STAR CASTLE was defeated by BENT BARB in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ARDENT ART overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAPPER overcame DIRTY CLOTHES in a 1 minute novice's bout.
CARNIVAL was demolished by A in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CLYDE handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute brutal one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  1      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        49 -  39 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  18 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  26 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  16 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  15 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  10 -  0       0  |

Turn 767 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  5         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     DEFENDER 7421              16   8  1  133 YORK'S ARCADE (605)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    THE GREATEST 4806          17   7  0   97 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
AIMED BLOW       THIS IS A TEST 7579        13   7  2   85 SURE, WHY NOT? (613)
LUNGING ATTACK   AVOID THIS GUY 4892         9   4  1   68 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEFENDER 7421.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RAW RICK 7649.  The ten other most popular fighters were YOU CAN'T BEAT ME 4789, 
AVOID THIS GUY 4892, CLYDE 7682, P40 7675, DEFENDER 7421, LAZY LANE 7648, BENT BARB 
7645, ARDENT ART 7646, THE GREATEST 4806, and WHO'S NEXT 4842.

The least popular fighter this week was CARNIVAL 7529.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were I'M TOO GOOD 4869, A 7678, DIRTY CLOTHES 7674, STAR CASTLE 7521, GORF 
7466, WEIRD SCIENCE 7551, THIS IS A TEST 7579, P24 7676, TAPPER 7530, and ODD OLIVER 
7647.