DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/25/2015    Duedate: 06/06/2015

ALJAFIR ARENA

DM-17    TURN-765

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHARLIE TUNA
FISH THANGS (505)
(17-7479) [15-2-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHARLIE TUNA                   LAZY LANE
FISH THANGS (505)              WEIRD STUDENTS (619)
(17-7479) [15-2-0,110]         (17-7648) [2-0-0,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEFENDER                       CHARLIE TUNA
YORK'S ARCADE (605)            FISH THANGS (505)
(17-7421) [14-8-0,88]          (17-7479) [15-2-0,110]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE SHOWOFFS (111)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. YORK'S ARCADE (605)         55
2. WEIRD STUDENTS (619)        31      THE SHOWOFFS (111)
3. THE SHOWOFFS (111)          22      Unchartered Team
4. NERDS RULE! (611)           10
5. FISH THANGS (505)            3      WEIRD STUDENTS (619)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*LAY LADY LAY (622)         1   0  0  100   1/ 1 THE SHOWOFFS (111)        9  6 1
 2- 3 ROYAL PAIN (610)          31  20  0 60.8   2/ 4*WEIRD STUDENTS (619)      6  4 0
 3/ 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (619)       6   4  0 60.0   3/ 2 FISH THANGS (505)         6  7 0
 4/ 4 THE SHOWOFFS (111)       251 180 11 58.2   4/ 0 YORK'S ARCADE (605)       4  1 0
 5/ 0 YORK'S ARCADE (605)       51  51  4 50.0   5- 5 ROYAL PAIN (610)          3  1 0
 6/ 9 NERDS RULE! (611)         11  11  0 50.0   6- 3*FRUITS-N-VEGGIES (620)    3  7 0
 7- 7*FRUITS-N-VEGGIES (620)    10  10  0 50.0   7/ 7 ENFORCERS (459)           2  1 0
 8/ 8 FISH THANGS (505)         67  68  1 49.6   8/11 NERDS RULE! (611)         2  1 0
 9/ 5 ENFORCERS (459)           51  52  2 49.5   9- 9 THE OFFENDERS (270)       2  3 0
10/ 6 SURE, WHY NOT? (613)      12  13  2 48.0  10-10*LAY LADY LAY (622)        1  0 0
11-10 THE OFFENDERS (270)       60  69  5 46.5  11/12 SURE, WHY NOT? (613)      1  2 0
12-12*FARILLA KILLAS (621)       4   6  1 40.0  12-13 EL EQUIDO (616)           1  2 0
13-14 EL EQUIDO (616)           16  35  1 31.4  13- 6*FARILLA KILLAS (621)      1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ALJAFIR, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  FARILLA KILLAS after a sorry 0-0-0 might want to 
consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues!  
What's a move up by 3 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for 
celebration, according to NERDS RULE!.  YORK'S ARCADE had cause to celebrate, after 
DEFENDER got 29 points by beating YOU CAN'T BEAT ME.  THIS IS A TEST certainly had a 
baffled expression on its face, after losing to THE GREATEST and losing 14 points in 
the process!  Now I can't insult CHARLIE TUNA, as he has gloriously dueled to the 
top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one 
team in ALJAFIR is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     And how sociable are ALJAFIR's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like the noble 
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of THE SHOWOFFS, alone 
and unchallenged.  As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of FISH THANGS, 
so did that sorry team shy from THE SHOWOFFS Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, 
and WEIRD SCIENCE is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't NERDS RULE! 
proud!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
The manager at FISH THANGS must have some new strategy for sending FISHY 1, a warrior 
with 2-0-0, to the Dark Arena.  Watch this space!  Ask not for whom the sword 
slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     All good things must come to an end.  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond 
my control, I must take my leave of this place.  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHARLIE TUNA 7479            15   2  0   110       FISH THANGS (505)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHO'S NEXT 4842              11   5  0   102       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
 THE GREATEST 4806            16   6  0    96       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
-ARSE OF SPADES 7536          10   1  0    94       ROYAL PAIN (610)
-PRINCE ALBERT 7522           11   2  0    91       ROYAL PAIN (610)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEFENDER 7421                14   8  0    88       YORK'S ARCADE (605)
 OFF THE HOOK 7473            12   5  0    80       FISH THANGS (505)
-ALWAYS 2512                  11  15  0    79       THE OFFENDERS (270)
 YOU CAN'T BEAT ME 4789       17   7  0    78       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
 THIS IS A TEST 7579          12   6  2    74       SURE, WHY NOT? (613)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDIE 7515                   7   3  0    64       FISH THANGS (505)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEIRD SCIENCE 7551           11  11  0    56       NERDS RULE! (611)
 AVOID THIS GUY 4892           7   4  1    53       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
-BLADESTONE 2510              10  16  1    47       THE OFFENDERS (270)
-BUNDY 7452                    9   4  0    45       ENFORCERS (459)
 I'M TOO GOOD 4869             6   8  1    44       THE SHOWOFFS (111)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOUG 7427                     7   6  2    33       ENFORCERS (459)
-VINNY 7463                    5   4  0    32       ENFORCERS (459)
-WHITEY 7462                   6   6  0    30       ENFORCERS (459)
-VLAD ATTITUDE 7538            5   3  0    30       ROYAL PAIN (610)
 LAZY LANE 7648                2   0  0    29       WEIRD STUDENTS (619)
-BORAGE 7652                   3   1  0    28       FRUITS-N-VEGGIES (620)
 RAW RICK 7649                 2   0  0    28       WEIRD STUDENTS (619)
-HORIZEN 7591                  4   1  0    27       THE OFFENDERS (270)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GORF 7466                     3   6  0    22       YORK'S ARCADE (605)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAPPER 7530                   2   1  0    19       YORK'S ARCADE (605)
 STAR CASTLE 7521              2   3  0    18       YORK'S ARCADE (605)
 CARNIVAL 7529                 2   1  0    15       YORK'S ARCADE (605)
-CLEAN HANDS 7677              1   0  0    15       LAY LADY LAY (622)
-LIL JON 7659                  1   1  0    13       FARILLA KILLAS (621)
-POKE 7654                     2   2  0    10       FRUITS-N-VEGGIES (620)
-VECTOR 7617                   1   0  0     9       EL EQUIDO (616)
-JAWS 7644                     2   2  0     8       FISH THANGS (505)
 ODD OLIVER 7647               1   1  0     8       WEIRD STUDENTS (619)
 BENT BARB 7645                1   1  0     8       WEIRD STUDENTS (619)
-YOUNG JEEZY 7657              1   1  1     7       FARILLA KILLAS (621)
-LIL WAYNE 7658                1   1  0     7       FARILLA KILLAS (621)
-STOCK 7618                    0   1  0     7       EL EQUIDO (616)
-PICKLE SPEAR 7651             1   3  0     6       FRUITS-N-VEGGIES (620)
-VEINGLORIOUS 7668             1   0  0     6       ROYAL PAIN (610)
 ARDENT ART 7646               0   2  0     6       WEIRD STUDENTS (619)
-DR. DRE 7656                  1   1  0     5       FARILLA KILLAS (621)
-PROP 7615                     0   1  0     5       EL EQUIDO (616)
-EMINEM 7655                   0   2  0     2       FARILLA KILLAS (621)
-MIRLITON 7679                 0   1  0     1       FRUITS-N-VEGGIES (620)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FISHY 1 7667            2  1 0 FISH THANGS 505      MOUNTAIN TROLL        765  NONE
BEET 7653               3  1 0 FRUITS-N-VEGGIES 620 AVOID THIS GUY 4892   764   
FIDDLEHEAD FERN 7650    1  1 0 FRUITS-N-VEGGIES 620 YOUNG JEEZY 7657      762  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Alfredo -- I never said that we would be as easy to beat as Jorja... No more easy 
wins. -- The Showoffs

Fruits-N-Veggies -- Unfortunately for Beet, I was way too skilled for how low in the 
standings I was.  I figured I would let fate decide who got it by not challenging last 
turn.  Go ahead and bloodfeud if you want, but make sure it is someone who doesn't 
mind meeting up with beet. -- Avoid This Guy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FISHY 1 was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
THE GREATEST vanquished THIS IS A TEST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
WEIRD SCIENCE subdued I'M TOO GOOD in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
JON was viciously subdued by CHARLIE TUNA in a 2 minute veteran's Title contest.
OFF THE HOOK was devastated by WHO'S NEXT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME was savagely defeated by DEFENDER in a 3 minute veteran's struggle.
GOLDIE savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
AVOID THIS GUY overpowered GORF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RAW RICK overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STAR CASTLE handily defeated BENT BARB in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CARNIVAL demolished ARDENT ART in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TAPPER slimly won victory over ODD OLIVER in a 3 minute novice's contest.
LAZY LANE demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      10         AIMED BLOW        49 -  36 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  20 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  28 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  15 -  2      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  16 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  11 -  0      21  |

Turn 765 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         4 -  6         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CHARLIE TUNA 7479          15   2  0  110 FISH THANGS (505)
STRIKING ATTACK  WHO'S NEXT 4842            11   5  0  102 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
WALL OF STEEL    THE GREATEST 4806          16   6  0   96 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
PARRY-STRIKE     DEFENDER 7421              14   8  0   88 YORK'S ARCADE (605)
AIMED BLOW       OFF THE HOOK 7473          12   5  0   80 FISH THANGS (505)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEFENDER 7421.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHARLIE TUNA 7479.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEFENDER 7421, YOU 
CAN'T BEAT ME 4789, GOLDIE 7515, WEIRD SCIENCE 7551, RAW RICK 7649, TAPPER 7530, ODD 
OLIVER 7647, LAZY LANE 7648, FISHY 1 7667, and THE GREATEST 4806.

The least popular fighter this week was BENT BARB 7645.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GORF 7466, OFF THE HOOK 7473, THIS IS A TEST 7579, ARDENT ART 7646, I'M 
TOO GOOD 4869, CARNIVAL 7529, STAR CASTLE 7521, AVOID THIS GUY 4892, WHO'S NEXT 4842, 
and THE GREATEST 4806.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JON (17-7447) ENFORCERS (459)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.