DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/02/2026 Duedate: 03/14/2026
ALJAFIR ARENA
DM 17 TURN 1043
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BIG DUDE
THE SHOWOFFS (111)
(17-8579) [15-13-0,131]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BIG DUDE RUTABAGA
THE SHOWOFFS (111) WRATHMEN 25-112 (709)
(17-8579) [15-13-0,131] (17-8666) [3-0-0,48]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
FARRELL BERT
PERRY STRIKE FORCE (688) TROLLS (695)
(17-8457) [16-32-1,90] (17-8513) [14-12-0,56]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE SHOWOFFS (111)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PERRY STRIKE FORCE (688) 38
2. COVEY (698) 28 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
3. WHEN EAGLES DARE (509) 20 Unchartered Team
4. THE SHOWOFFS (111) 16
5. MIDDLE WAY (484) 15 WRATHMEN 25-112 (709)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*SATAN'S KINGDOM (708) 8 1 0 88.9 1/ 1 THE SHOWOFFS (111) 9 2 0
2/ 2*WRATHMEN 25-112 (709) 4 1 1 80.0 2/ 2 PERRY STRIKE FORCE (688) 8 7 1
3- 4 244 BOURBONS ST (699) 9 5 0 64.3 3/ 6 COVEY (698) 4 0 0
4/ 5 THE SHOWOFFS (111) 616 383 33 61.7 4/ 4 WHEN EAGLES DARE (509) 4 10 0
5/ 6 WHEN EAGLES DARE (509) 365 266 26 57.8 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY (484) 3 3 0
6/ 7 PERRY STRIKE FORCE (688) 126 108 8 53.8 6- 8*SATAN'S KINGDOM (708) 2 0 0
7/14*OZBOZOLGISTS 2 (712) 2 2 0 50.0 7/10*WRATHMEN 25-112 (709) 2 0 0
8/10 MIDDLE WAY (484) 1109 1465 23 43.1 8/ 3 TROLLS (695) 2 8 0
9/13 COVEY (698) 10 15 0 40.0 9- 7 244 BOURBONS ST (699) 1 0 0
10-12 OXY MORONS III (696) 13 21 1 38.2 10-11*OF WOLF & MAN (711) 1 1 0
11/11 TROLLS (695) 48 78 2 38.1 11/12*OZBOZOLGISTS 2 (712) 1 2 0
12-15*OF WOLF & MAN (711) 1 3 0 25.0 12-14 OXY MORONS III (696) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ALJAFIR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. If this keeps up, TROLLS, you'll
have to shine swords instead of use them. A drop of 5 in the rankings? COVEY turned
their 2-0-0 turn into a 3rd place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than
this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see
TYLER win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, TYLER beat YOU'RE NOT GOOD
and YOU'RE NOT GOOD lost 12 points. You're breakin' my heart. BIG DUDE challenged
COMO for ALJAFIR's Title this turn, and guess what happened? And if variety is the
spice of life, ALJAFIR may be getting bland, as BIG DUDE stays top dog in the city.
The Vile Vizier, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get
this stuff? From ALJAFIR's trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? PERRY STRIKE FORCE was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily
livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like THE SHOWOFFS avoided them
the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, LINDA was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego
swell, sports fans. FARRELL was challenged by one of THE SHOWOFFS' warriors this
turn, with ANOTHER WINNER having a lead of 16 points going into the fight. And sorry
to say, ANOTHER WINNER bested FARRELL, leaving a bad feeling with the crowd. I think
exploitive snob is the term I'm looking for.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ALJAFIR's
morgue. More variety. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is
developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in ALJAFIR to get a drink than The Vile Vizier!
Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So
nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG DUDE 8579 15 13 0 131 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANOTHER WINNER 8550 12 3 0 122 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
COMO 8460 30 18 1 109 PERRY STRIKE FORCE (688)
YOU JUST LOST 8580 14 15 1 95 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
TYLER 8638 12 8 1 94 PERRY STRIKE FORCE (688)
-TUMBLIN' DICE 8560 9 3 0 93 244 BOURBONS ST (699)
-DEVIL FISH 8656 8 1 0 93 SATAN'S KINGDOM (708)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FARRELL 8457 16 32 1 90 PERRY STRIKE FORCE (688)
DISTINGUISHED 8618 10 11 0 87 WHEN EAGLES DARE (509)
YOU'RE NOT GOOD 8600 17 10 0 70 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
TACO TRUCK 8646 11 8 1 70 WHEN EAGLES DARE (509)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNACKY DEFENDER 8543 8 6 0 65 COVEY (698)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BERT 8513 14 12 0 56 TROLLS (695)
RALF TANNER 8634 7 14 0 52 MIDDLE WAY (484)
KATY 8670 6 4 0 50 PERRY STRIKE FORCE (688)
RUTABAGA 8666 3 0 0 48 WRATHMEN 25-112 (709)
APHRACE 8595 8 20 0 44 MIDDLE WAY (484)
POMPEII 8603 10 11 1 42 WHEN EAGLES DARE (509)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRISH 8632 2 0 0 30 COVEY (698)
LINDA 8680 4 2 0 27 PERRY STRIKE FORCE (688)
HOHENWERFEN 8699 2 1 0 27 WHEN EAGLES DARE (509)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ONE EYED HAG 8615 5 9 0 24 TROLLS (695)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EYE SCREAM 8647 3 7 0 19 TROLLS (695)
BLIX 8693 2 1 0 15 OZBOZOLGISTS 2 (712)
EARNIE 8690 2 2 0 8 TROLLS (695)
-ARCANUS 8685 1 3 0 6 OF WOLF & MAN (711)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
VLAD 8627 3 5 0 ASSASSINS 705 TYLER 8638 1040
PUFF 8701 0 1 0 TROLLS 695 BANDIT PRINCE 1043 NONE
CASTLE KEEP 8596 15 11 0 WHEN EAGLES DARE 509 COMO 8460 1041
CRAP 374612 8700 0 1 0 WHEN EAGLES DARE 509 SHEWISH GIANT 1043 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PUFF was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CRAP 374612 was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BIG DUDE handily defeated COMO in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge Title match.
ANOTHER WINNER devastated FARRELL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ONE EYED HAG was savagely defeated by LINDA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
YOU JUST LOST won victory over TACO TRUCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
TYLER overpowered YOU'RE NOT GOOD in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DISTINGUISHED handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
BERT lost to SNACKY DEFENDER in a action packed 4 minute gory expert's fight.
RUTABAGA savagely defeated POMPEII in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
APHRACE was overpowered by KATY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RALF TANNER devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
EYE SCREAM was subdued by IRISH in a popular 1 minute brawl.
EARNIE was viciously subdued by BLIX in a 2 minute gruesome novice's conflict.
HOHENWERFEN overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 4 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 9 - 1 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 23 - 18 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 32 - 28 - 2 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 22 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 2 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 16 - 0 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
Turn 1043 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK BIG DUDE 8579 15 13 0 131 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ANOTHER WINNER 8550 12 3 0 122 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
PARRY-STRIKE COMO 8460 30 18 1 109 PERRY STRIKE FORCE (688)
AIMED BLOW YOU'RE NOT GOOD 8600 17 10 0 70 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
LUNGING ATTACK TACO TRUCK 8646 11 8 1 70 WHEN EAGLES DARE (509)
TOTAL PARRY SNACKY DEFENDER 8543 8 6 0 65 COVEY (698)
SLASHING ATTACK RUTABAGA 8666 3 0 0 48 WRATHMEN 25-112 (709)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FARRELL 8457. The most popular warrior this turn
was BERT 8513. The ten other most popular fighters were RUTABAGA 8666, LINDA 8680,
YOU JUST LOST 8580, TYLER 8638, DISTINGUISHED 8618, SNACKY DEFENDER 8543, RALF TANNER
8634, BLIX 8693, KATY 8670, and IRISH 8632.
The least popular fighter this week was EARNIE 8690. The other ten least popular
fighters were APHRACE 8595, YOU'RE NOT GOOD 8600, TACO TRUCK 8646, FARRELL 8457, PUFF
8701, HOHENWERFEN 8699, EYE SCREAM 8647, POMPEII 8603, ONE EYED HAG 8615, and ANOTHER
WINNER 8550.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E (4536)
RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)
SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249)
DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656 (3094)
IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32 (3757)
TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41 (5234)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes