DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/14/2016    Duedate: 03/26/2016

ALJAFIR ARENA

DM-17    TURN-786

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YOU WILL LOSE
THE SHOWOFFS (111)
(17-7698) [12-1-3,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YOU WILL LOSE                  MCILROY
THE SHOWOFFS (111)             FEARSOME FIVESOME II (627)
(17-7698) [12-1-3,135]         (17-7721) [6-3-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DIRTY CLOTHES                  DIRTY CLOTHES
LAY LADY LAY (622)             LAY LADY LAY (622)
(17-7674) [8-9-0,47]           (17-7674) [8-9-0,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE SHOWOFFS (111)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DRAGON'S FIST (128)         31
2. TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 (633)    27      THE SHOWOFFS (111)
3. LAY LADY LAY (622)          15      Unchartered Team
4. THE SHOWOFFS (111)           6
5. LUCIFER'S LADIES (630)       0      TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 (633)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*LUCIFER'S LADIES (630)     4   0  0  100   1/ 1 THE SHOWOFFS (111)        9  6 1
 2/ 2 THE SHOWOFFS (111)       309 215 16 59.0   2/ 2*FEARSOME FIVESOME  (627)  6  6 0
 3/ 3 LAY LADY LAY (622)        44  39  4 53.0   3/ 4 LAY LADY LAY (622)        6  7 0
 4/11*TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 (633)   3   3  0 50.0   4- 3 THE BLOODLUST (631)       5  5 0
 5- 4 THE OFFENDERS (270)       74  84  6 46.8   5- 6 EL EQUIDO (616)           3  0 0
 6- 5 DEAD POETS (300)          32  40  2 44.4   6/10*TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 (633)  3  3 0
 7/ 6*FEARSOME FIVESOME  (627)  12  18  0 40.0   7/12 DRAGON'S FIST (128)       3  3 0
 8- 7 THE BLOODLUST (631)       18  28  2 39.1   8- 5*LUCIFER'S LADIES (630)    2  0 0
 9- 8 EL EQUIDO (616)           33  52  1 38.8   9- 7 LES MENTORS (626)         2  3 0
10/ 9 DRAGON'S FIST (128)       42  68  4 38.2  10- 8 DEAD POETS (300)          2  5 0
11-10 THE FREAKS (413)          25  47  3 34.7  11- 9 THE FREAKS (413)          2  8 0
12-12 LES MENTORS (626)         16  38  1 29.6  12-11 THE OFFENDERS (270)       1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ALJAFIR needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  The guys at DRAGON'S 
FIST like really pulled together to get a 2-0-0 this turn, moving up by 5.  MVP award 
for REV LOGIC?  TMM EXPERIMENTS 73's proud of her after beating HEAD HUNTER and 
getting 20 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  MCILROY got smashed by HORDE, 
and lost 12 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think YOU 
WILL LOSE should let CLEAN HANDS be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about 
it.  Who was the wiseguy that said ALJAFIR's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The 
Vile Vizier?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  FEARSOME FIVESOME II was ALJAFIR's most avoided team.  Is there 
some award for that?  I don't know what THE SHOWOFFS' been doing.  They certainly 
haven't been accepting many fights from FEARSOME FIVESOME II, that's fer sher.  Can 
THE SHOWOFFS' I'VE ALREADY WON be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, 
but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOU WILL LOSE 7698           12   1  3   135       THE SHOWOFFS (111)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PIRATE 7669                   6   1  0    93       EL EQUIDO (616)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEAN HANDS 7677             11   7  0    86       LAY LADY LAY (622)
-HERITAGE 7710                10   3  0    78       LES MENTORS (626)
 HORDE 6100                    5   3  0    76       DRAGON'S FIST (128)
-HORIZEN 7591                 11   7  1    75       THE OFFENDERS (270)
-ROBERT FROST 7097            10   3  1    72       DEAD POETS (300)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNAKE 4931                   11   4  0    66       THE FREAKS (413)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOO GOOD FOR YOU 7729         6   4  0    55       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
-VECTOR 7617                   7   4  0    54       EL EQUIDO (616)
 MCILROY 7721                  6   3  0    54       FEARSOME FIVESOME II (627)
 DIRTY CLOTHES 7674            8   9  0    47       LAY LADY LAY (622)
 BREAK OF DAY 7713             7   9  2    36       LAY LADY LAY (622)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EDGAR ALLAN POE 7118          4   6  0    33       DEAD POETS (300)
 I'M GONNA WIN 7730            6   4  0    31       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
 OL' TOOTHLESS 7571            2   1  0    30       DRAGON'S FIST (128)
-SPIETH 7718                   2   5  0    26       FEARSOME FIVESOME II (627)
-FANTHOM DEFT 7788             6   4  1    25       THE BLOODLUST (631)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REV LOGIC 7802                1   1  0    23       TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 (633)
-LOOKS 7663                    4   3  0    21       EL EQUIDO (616)
 HEAD HUNTER 7745              4   6  1    19       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
-BABA YAGA 7778                2   0  0    19       LUCIFER'S LADIES (630)
-BLUDBRUTE 7783                3   1  0    18       THE BLOODLUST (631)
 BIG BRASS BED 7800            1   1  0    18       LAY LADY LAY (622)
 EERIE BITE 7803               2   0  0    17       TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 (633)
 BEGINNING WORLD 7766          2   0  0    16       LAY LADY LAY (622)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FOWLER 7722                   1   1  0    15       FEARSOME FIVESOME II (627)
-BLACK PANTHER 5368            3   3  1    14       THE FREAKS (413)
 WATSON 7720                   1   7  0    12       FEARSOME FIVESOME II (627)
 I'VE ALREADY WON 7769         3   2  0    11       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
-FEVERFEW 7775                 2   0  0    10       LUCIFER'S LADIES (630)
 DAY 7750                      2   2  0     8       FEARSOME FIVESOME II (627)
-BLUDRYT 7782                  1   1  0     8       THE BLOODLUST (631)
-BLUDLYSS 7806                 1   0  0     7       THE BLOODLUST (631)
-BLUDTHYRST 7784               0   6  0     6       THE BLOODLUST (631)
-NOTICE 7738                   0   2  0     6       EL EQUIDO (616)
 POI FUNK 7801                 0   2  0     2       TMM EXPERIMENTS 73 (633)
-STONE 6919                    0   2  0     2       THE FREAKS (413)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
YEATS 7120              6  3 0 DEAD POETS 300       YOU WILL LOSE 7698    784   
BRASS BED 7697          7  6 2 LAY LADY LAY 622     YOU WILL LOSE 7698    783   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

YOU WILL LOSE devastated CLEAN HANDS in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
HORDE demolished MCILROY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
TOO GOOD FOR YOU vanquished BREAK OF DAY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
I'M GONNA WIN was savagely defeated by DIRTY CLOTHES in a exciting 6 minute fight.
OL' TOOTHLESS devastated DAY in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
HEAD HUNTER was devastated by REV LOGIC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WATSON was overcome by EERIE BITE in a 3 minute fight.
BEGINNING WORLD overcame POI FUNK in a 5 minute melee.
I'VE ALREADY WON lost to BIG BRASS BED in a 2 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  17 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  23 -  2      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        25 -  27 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  27 -  3      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 786 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  YOU WILL LOSE 7698         12   1  3  135 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
AIMED BLOW       CLEAN HANDS 7677           11   7  0   86 LAY LADY LAY (622)
BASHING ATTACK   HORDE 6100                  5   3  0   76 DRAGON'S FIST (128)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DIRTY CLOTHES 7674.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DIRTY CLOTHES 7674.  The ten other most popular fighters were HORDE 6100, 
I'M GONNA WIN 7730, DAY 7750, EERIE BITE 7803, BIG BRASS BED 7800, YOU WILL LOSE 
7698, MCILROY 7721, OL' TOOTHLESS 7571, TOO GOOD FOR YOU 7729, and WATSON 7720.

The least popular fighter this week was BEGINNING WORLD 7766.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HEAD HUNTER 7745, BREAK OF DAY 7713, CLEAN HANDS 7677, REV 
LOGIC 7802, I'VE ALREADY WON 7769, POI FUNK 7801, WATSON 7720, TOO GOOD FOR YOU 7729, 
OL' TOOTHLESS 7571, and MCILROY 7721.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN  (610) 
                    THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (345) 
                    HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29  (7305) 
                  SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX  (2347) 
                    SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D  (7689) 
                        COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M  (8157) 
                         POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR  (1021) 
                           RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS  (2304) 
                         ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE  (461) 
                 CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II  (2675) 
                     SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV  (4884) 
                       PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7  (741) 
               T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905  (2190) 
                     ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00  (4405) 
                  STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes