DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/16/2015    Duedate: 03/28/2015

ALJAFIR ARENA

DM-17    TURN-760

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PRINCE ALBERT
ROYAL PAIN (610)
(17-7522) [11-0-0,139]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PRINCE ALBERT                  POSITION IS EMPTY
ROYAL PAIN (610)               
(17-7522) [11-0-0,139]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JON                            COUNTESS KRAK
ENFORCERS (459)                MISSION: EARTH! (578)
(17-7447) [17-15-0,100]        (17-7153) [5-4-0,63]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FISH THANGS (505)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DE'JA KREW (617)            35
2. ROYAL PAIN (610)            32      MISSION: EARTH! (578)
3. FISH THANGS (505)           31      Unchartered Team
4. MISSION: EARTH! (578)       26
5. THE SHOWOFFS (111)          19       (169)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MISSION: EARTH! (578)     26  10  0 72.2   1/ 3 FISH THANGS (505)         8  6 0
 2- 2*BEEP! BEEP! (603)          4   2  2 66.7   2/ 5 THE SHOWOFFS (111)        8  7 0
 3/ 3 ROYAL PAIN (610)          26  15  0 63.4   3/ 1 QUEENSRYCHE (609)         7  8 0
 4/ 4 THE SHOWOFFS (111)       233 173 10 57.4   4/ 7 DE'JA KREW (617)          5  3 0
 5/ 5 NERDS RULE! (611)          9   8  0 52.9   5/ 4 MISSION: EARTH! (578)     5  4 0
 6/ 6 QUEENSRYCHE (609)         46  42  5 52.3   6/ 2 ROYAL PAIN (610)          5  7 0
 7/ 9 SURE, WHY NOT? (613)      10  10  2 50.0   7/ 6 MIDDLE WAY (484)          4 11 0
 8/ 8 ENFORCERS (459)           47  51  2 48.0   8/10 SURE, WHY NOT? (613)      3  0 0
 9/10 FISH THANGS (505)         54  59  1 47.8   9/ 9 ENFORCERS (459)           2  1 0
10- 7 THE OFFENDERS (270)       57  63  5 47.5  10- 8*BEEP! BEEP! (603)         1  1 0
11/11 MIDDLE WAY (484)         782 %1002 18 43.8  11/13 NERDS RULE! (611)         1  2 0
12/13 DE'JA KREW (617)          27  50  2 35.1  12-11 THE OFFENDERS (270)       1  4 0
13-14 EL EQUIDO (616)           15  32  1 31.9  13-14 EL EQUIDO (616)           0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in ALJAFIR a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as QUEENSRYCHE is pushed out of top team by FISH THANGS, who came from 
3rd with a 3-2-0 this turn.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there are 
sorrows to drown for ROYAL PAIN, whose 2-2-0 this turn dropped them by 4 into 6th.  
THE SHOWOFFS stable has parlayed this turn's 3-2-0 into a 3 space move up the 
rankings.  This brings them up to 2nd place.  Good work, guys!  And let's see, OFF 
THE HOOK fought GIDJIT HAYES and gained 17 points and contributed to FISH THANGS' 
3-2-0.  GIDJIT HAYES has lost to OFF THE HOOK, falling 13 points, while helping make 
MIDDLE WAY a 1-4-0 turn.  CHARLIE TUNA challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, 
attempting to dethrone ROYAL PAIN's warrior.  Defending his title for another turn, 
PRINCE ALBERT kept FISH THANGS' warrior, CHARLIE TUNA, from claiming the throne.  By 
the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at 
The Vile Vizier?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  MISSION: EARTH! has cause to stand tall, as 
they were ALJAFIR's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And avoiding MISSION: EARTH! more than any other team we find THE SHOWOFFS.  ALJAFIR, 
are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior 
this turn was MIDDLE WAY's warrior ULTRO PINKY.  More fighters challenged him than 
challenged the Duelmaster!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A brave warrior does not carry a 
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, ALJAFIR, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in ALJAFIR and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRINCE ALBERT 7522           11   0  0   139       ROYAL PAIN (610)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JON 7447                     17  15  0   100       ENFORCERS (459)
 TEENIE WHOPPER 7158          12   2  0    99       MISSION: EARTH! (578)
 CHARLIE TUNA 7479            11   1  0    93       FISH THANGS (505)
 THIS IS A TEST 7579          10   3  2    91       SURE, WHY NOT? (613)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OFF THE HOOK 7473             9   3  0    90       FISH THANGS (505)
 LOMBAR HISST 7169             7   2  0    77       MISSION: EARTH! (578)
 ULTRO PINKY 7459             18  15  1    76       MIDDLE WAY (484)
 NORBURN PINE 7450            14  22  0    73       MIDDLE WAY (484)
 GIDJIT HAYES 7451            18  18  0    72       MIDDLE WAY (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARSE OF SPADES 7536           7   1  0    63       ROYAL PAIN (610)
 COUNTESS KRAK 7153            5   4  0    63       MISSION: EARTH! (578)
 YOU CAN'T BEAT ME 4789       14   5  0    61       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
 THE GREATEST 4806            12   5  0    59       THE SHOWOFFS (111)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEIRD SCIENCE 7551            9   8  0    56       NERDS RULE! (611)
 GOLDIE 7515                   4   1  0    55       FISH THANGS (505)
 AVOID THIS GUY 4892           4   2  0    54       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
 LUDWIG 7626                   8   8  1    53       DE'JA KREW (617)
-ALWAYS 2512                   9  13  0    51       THE OFFENDERS (270)
 BREAKING SILENCE 7539        11   6  1    49       QUEENSRYCHE (609)
-BUNDY 7452                    9   4  0    45       ENFORCERS (459)
 TITUS 7630                    7   9  1    45       DE'JA KREW (617)
-BEETLE 7403                   4   1  2    45       BEEP! BEEP! (603)
-BLADESTONE 2510               9  13  1    41       THE OFFENDERS (270)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARRET JONES 7494             7  18  2    41       MIDDLE WAY (484)
 JET CITY WOMAN 7520           9  11  2    40       QUEENSRYCHE (609)
 REVOLUTION 7540               3   5  1    34       QUEENSRYCHE (609)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOUG 7427                     7   6  2    33       ENFORCERS (459)
 WHO'S NEXT 4842               6   5  0    33       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
-VINNY 7463                    5   4  0    32       ENFORCERS (459)
-WHITEY 7462                   6   6  0    30       ENFORCERS (459)
 GUNNER 7629                   4  12  0    30       DE'JA KREW (617)
 I'M TOO GOOD 4869             3   6  1    30       THE SHOWOFFS (111)
-JOE GITS YEU 7632             3   7  0    30       DE'JA KREW (617)
-HORIZEN 7591                  4   0  0    28       THE OFFENDERS (270)
 LIQUID SKY 7583               5   4  1    24       QUEENSRYCHE (609)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VLAD ATTITUDE 7538            4   3  0    21       ROYAL PAIN (610)
 WARNING 7638                  2   0  0    18       QUEENSRYCHE (609)
 SKYE ROSE 7628                1   3  0    16       DE'JA KREW (617)
 JAWS 7644                     1   0  0    13       FISH THANGS (505)
 IDRINO LOUP 7601              1   6  0     9       MIDDLE WAY (484)
-SOLTAN GRIS 7147              2   2  0     8       MISSION: EARTH! (578)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AQUAMAN 7634            0  1 0 FISH THANGS 505      SPYMASTER             760  NONE
RE-004 7660             0  1 0 ROYAL PAIN 610       HIGH ELF              760  NONE
RP-005 7661             0  1 0 ROYAL PAIN 610       SPYMASTER             760  NONE
*+- 4904                3  3 0 THE OFFENDERS 270    BEETLE 7403           757   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Eleven active teams, this is great!  Five dead in the Dark Arena, not so great.
Tourney coming up, I guess.  Sixteen fights outside the Dark Arena, and we only see
three standbys.  Normally, Jorja would say we could go inactive for a while because
the arena isn't dying this month, but she said we had to stick around "for that fishy
guy."  Serious bummer, he doesn't need easy wins.  What would he want them for?  Easy
wins build an inflated record, but they don't develop TOUGH gladiators.  How could
they?  How is defeating one of us going to be toughening?  Oh, well, if he wants to
DOOM his gladiators to being creampuffs, that isn't OUR business.  We went two-three,
with Idrino FORTUNATELY getting a loss to shrink his swelled head. -- Gidjit Hayes
P.S.  I *knew* there was a reason I don't like tuna!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RP-005 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RE-004 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
AQUAMAN was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
CHARLIE TUNA was overpowered by PRINCE ALBERT in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
OFF THE HOOK devastated GIDJIT HAYES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LOMBAR HISST demolished WEIRD SCIENCE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
COUNTESS KRAK was luckily beaten by ULTRO PINKY in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
LUDWIG handily defeated REVOLUTION in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GOLDIE vanquished GARRET JONES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TITUS overpowered LIQUID SKY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TEENIE WHOPPER overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THIS IS A TEST overpowered NORBURN PINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JON devastated YOU CAN'T BEAT ME in a exciting 3 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
ARSE OF SPADES viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute bout.
AVOID THIS GUY overpowered JET CITY WOMAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE GREATEST bested GUNNER in a 1 minute duel.
BREAKING SILENCE overcame I'M TOO GOOD in a 2 minute bout.
WHO'S NEXT devastated IDRINO LOUP in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SKYE ROSE was defeated by WARNING in a exciting 1 minute bout.
JAWS overpowered NORTH FORK RABBLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        39 -  30 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  19 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  21 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   9 -  1      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 760 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         6  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         6 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRINCE ALBERT 7522         11   0  0  139 ROYAL PAIN (610)
SLASHING ATTACK  TEENIE WHOPPER 7158        12   2  0   99 MISSION: EARTH! (578)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHARLIE TUNA 7479          11   1  0   93 FISH THANGS (505)
TOTAL PARRY      ULTRO PINKY 7459           18  15  1   76 MIDDLE WAY (484)
WALL OF STEEL    YOU CAN'T BEAT ME 4789     14   5  0   61 THE SHOWOFFS (111)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JON 7447.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
COUNTESS KRAK 7153.  The ten other most popular fighters were JON 7447, TEENIE 
WHOPPER 7158, LOMBAR HISST 7169, ARSE OF SPADES 7536, BREAKING SILENCE 7539, WARNING 
7638, PRINCE ALBERT 7522, ULTRO PINKY 7459, REVOLUTION 7540, and GOLDIE 7515.

The least popular fighter this week was IDRINO LOUP 7601.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JET CITY WOMAN 7520, NORBURN PINE 7450, LIQUID SKY 7583, GARRET 
JONES 7494, GIDJIT HAYES 7451, CHARLIE TUNA 7479, AQUAMAN 7634, RE-004 7660, RP-005 
7661, and JAWS 7644.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!