DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/19/2015    Duedate: 01/31/2015

ALJAFIR ARENA

DM-17    TURN-756

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MINDCRIME
QUEENSRYCHE (609)
(17-7516) [11-4-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MINDCRIME                      THIS IS A TEST
QUEENSRYCHE (609)              SURE, WHY NOT? (613)
(17-7516) [11-4-0,107]         (17-7579) [7-2-2,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GIDJIT HAYES                   MINDCRIME
MIDDLE WAY (484)               QUEENSRYCHE (609)
(17-7451) [17-15-0,90]         (17-7516) [11-4-0,107]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY (484)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY (484)            29
2. DRAGON'S FIST (128)         21      NERDS RULE! (611)
3. SURE, WHY NOT? (613)        15      Unchartered Team
4. ENFORCERS (459)              5
5. QUEENSRYCHE (609)            4      SURE, WHY NOT? (613)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 ROYAL PAIN (610)          18   8  0 69.2   1/ 2 MIDDLE WAY (484)          7  8 1
 2/ 2 NERDS RULE! (611)          8   5  0 61.5   2- 1 THE OFFENDERS (270)       5  4 0
 3/ 3 QUEENSRYCHE (609)         36  32  4 52.9   3/ 4 QUEENSRYCHE (609)         5  5 0
 4- 4 THE OFFENDERS (270)       55  56  5 49.5   4- 3 ROYAL PAIN (610)          3  0 0
 5/ 5 ENFORCERS (459)           44  50  2 46.8   5/ 5*SURE, WHY NOT? (613)      2  2 0
 6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY (484)         776 988 18 44.0   6/ 0 DRAGON'S FIST (128)       1  0 0
 7/ 7*SURE, WHY NOT? (613)       7   9  2 43.8   7/ 6 ENFORCERS (459)           1  2 0
 8/ 0 DRAGON'S FIST (128)       38  63  4 37.6   8/ 7 NERDS RULE! (611)         1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ALJAFIR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, THE OFFENDERS, since 
MIDDLE WAY took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're 
all terribly impressed to see NORBURN PINE win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, HORDE beat JET CITY WOMAN and JET CITY WOMAN lost 19 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, ALJAFIR may be getting 
bland, as MINDCRIME stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, 
but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, ALJAFIR?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  QUEENSRYCHE was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like NERDS RULE! avoided them the most 
this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  GIDJIT HAYES was 
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in ALJAFIR to get a drink than The Vile Vizier! 
Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice!  So 
nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MINDCRIME 7516               11   4  0   107       QUEENSRYCHE (609)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRINCE ALBERT 7522            7   0  0    91       ROYAL PAIN (610)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIDJIT HAYES 7451            17  15  0    90       MIDDLE WAY (484)
 NORBURN PINE 7450            13  19  0    84       MIDDLE WAY (484)
 JON 7447                     14  14  0    80       ENFORCERS (459)
 WEIRD SCIENCE 7551            8   5  0    68       NERDS RULE! (611)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THIS IS A TEST 7579           7   2  2    66       SURE, WHY NOT? (613)
 ULTRO PINKY 7459             16  13  1    62       MIDDLE WAY (484)
-BLADESTONE 2510               9  10  1    59       THE OFFENDERS (270)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HORDE 6100                    3   1  0    56       DRAGON'S FIST (128)
 BREAKING SILENCE 7539         9   4  1    49       QUEENSRYCHE (609)
-ARSE OF SPADES 7536           4   0  0    49       ROYAL PAIN (610)
-BUNDY 7452                    9   4  0    45       ENFORCERS (459)
-ALWAYS 2512                   8  11  0    42       THE OFFENDERS (270)
 JET CITY WOMAN 7520           8   8  2    36       QUEENSRYCHE (609)
 GARRET JONES 7494             6  15  2    35       MIDDLE WAY (484)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOUG 7427                     7   6  2    33       ENFORCERS (459)
-VINNY 7463                    5   4  0    32       ENFORCERS (459)
-WHITEY 7462                   6   6  0    30       ENFORCERS (459)
-QUEEN CRIMSON 7527            2   2  0    25       ROYAL PAIN (610)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REVOLUTION 7540               2   2  1    23       QUEENSRYCHE (609)
-HORIZEN 7591                  3   0  0    22       THE OFFENDERS (270)
-*+- 4904                      3   2  0    19       THE OFFENDERS (270)
-VLAD ATTITUDE 7538            3   1  0    15       ROYAL PAIN (610)
 LIQUID SKY 7583               2   3  0    11       QUEENSRYCHE (609)
-DUKE OF BURL 7537             2   2  0    10       ROYAL PAIN (610)
 IDRINO LOUP 7601              0   3  0     3       MIDDLE WAY (484)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GARDNER HEDGE 7417      4 33 0 MIDDLE WAY 484       THIS IS A TEST 7579   753  REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WTF 7577                0  7 0 SURE, WHY NOT? 613   GARRET JONES 7494     754   
CASHER 4902             2  2 0 THE OFFENDERS 270    REVOLUTION 7540       752  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Oh, much better!  Four-one this time, no standbys.  The new guy lost, not because
he's new, but because he's STUPID.  I suppose he can't help it.  As he reminded us
last time, he's a golem, and he hasn't been "programmed" to fight successfully.  If
he believes this, he DESERVES to lose his fights. -- Gidjit Hayes

Hey!  I was chasing this guy, really, I was hot on his heels, and he just... vanished
over the horizon!  What was I supposed to do? -- Idrino Loup

How about... win the fight? -- Gidjit

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WEIRD SCIENCE was devastated by GIDJIT HAYES in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THIS IS A TEST vanquished ULTRO PINKY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MINDCRIME subdued JON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute expert's Title fight.
NORBURN PINE devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GARRET JONES was devastated by BREAKING SILENCE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
HORDE overpowered JET CITY WOMAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
REVOLUTION devastated IDRINO LOUP in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
LIQUID SKY lost to EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        29 -  18 -  2      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  15 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   6 -  2      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  11 -  1      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 756 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MINDCRIME 7516             11   4  0  107 QUEENSRYCHE (609)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GIDJIT HAYES 7451          17  15  0   90 MIDDLE WAY (484)
AIMED BLOW       WEIRD SCIENCE 7551          8   5  0   68 NERDS RULE! (611)
TOTAL PARRY      ULTRO PINKY 7459           16  13  1   62 MIDDLE WAY (484)
BASHING ATTACK   HORDE 6100                  3   1  0   56 DRAGON'S FIST (128)
SLASHING ATTACK  BREAKING SILENCE 7539       9   4  1   49 QUEENSRYCHE (609)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is GIDJIT HAYES 7451.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MINDCRIME 7516.  The ten other most popular fighters were GIDJIT HAYES 7451, 
NORBURN PINE 7450, THIS IS A TEST 7579, BREAKING SILENCE 7539, WEIRD SCIENCE 7551, 
JON 7447, HORDE 6100, REVOLUTION 7540, ULTRO PINKY 7459, and GARRET JONES 7494.

The least popular fighter this week was LIQUID SKY 7583.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were IDRINO LOUP 7601, JET CITY WOMAN 7520, GARRET JONES 7494, ULTRO PINKY 
7459, REVOLUTION 7540, HORDE 6100, JON 7447, WEIRD SCIENCE 7551, BREAKING SILENCE 
7539, and THIS IS A TEST 7579.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MINDCRIME (17-7516) QUEENSRYCHE (609)