DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/16/2026    Duedate: 03/28/2026

TALCAMA ARENA

DM 18    TURN 1050

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CALAMITY
THUNDR + LITENING (22)
(18-11033) [12-6-0,216]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CALAMITY                       DE MIDIA
THUNDR + LITENING (22)         LUCAS CORP (774)
(18-11033) [12-6-0,216]        (18-11735) [0-1-0,1]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BARON BARYON                   TOFURKY
MAD SCIENTISTS (75)            INANIMATE TOFU (331)
(18-11634) [15-21-1,67]        (18-11789) [3-2-0,14]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OF WOLF AND MAN (620)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. INANIMATE TOFU (331)          51 
2. OF WOLF AND MAN (620)         33    STORM SHADOWS (757)
3. OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)       20    Unchartered Team
4. THUNDR + LITENING (22)        19 
5. WOMB OF HORRORS (766)         12    LUCAS CORP (774)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 STORM SHADOWS (757)       31   8  0 79.5   1/ 1 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)    11  1 0
 2- 2 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 247 190 13 56.5   2/ 5 INANIMATE TOFU (331)      8  6 0
 3/ 3 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)     89  70  3 56.0   3/ 2 COSMIC KARMA (760)        7  3 0
 4/ 5 THUNDR + LITENING (22)   1168 1041 129 52.9   4/ 3 THUNDR + LITENING (22)    6  0 0
 5/ 4 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)      133 122  5 52.2   5/ 7 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)     6  2 1
 6/ 6 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)      886 865 62 50.6   6/ 8 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)       5  7 0
 7/ 7 COSMIC KARMA (760)       141 141  6 50.0   7/ 9 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)   4  8 0
 8/ 8 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)     64  66  4 49.2   8/ 6 STORM SHADOWS (757)       3  1 0
 9/10 INANIMATE TOFU (331)     206 231  8 47.1   9/ 4 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   3  8 0
10- 9 ALABAMA BLUES (755)       44  50  2 46.8  10/11 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)       2  8 0
11/11 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)   87 112  6 43.7  11-13 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  1  3 0
12/13 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   70 108  5 39.3  12/10*LUCAS CORP (774)          1  6 0
13/12*LUCAS CORP (774)           2   6  0 25.0  13-12 ALABAMA BLUES (755)       0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  TALCAMA needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  I don't wanna hurt 
anybody's feelings or anything, but OF WOLF AND MAN 9 really goofed with their 1-2-0. 
INANIMATE TOFU like really fought hard to move up to 2nd from 5th.  Way to go!  MVP 
award for LELYSSIA?  OF WOLF AND MAN's proud of him after beating POLARIS DAWN and 
getting 19 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  HYDROGEN got smashed by BAXTER, 
and lost 10 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think 
CALAMITY should let COSMIC HAVEN be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about 
it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of INANIMATE TOFU must be getting 
lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  
Is there some deep dark secret why THE EMERALD ISLES' been avoiding INANIMATE TOFU so 
much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALAMITY 11033               12   6  0 216         THUNDR + LITENING (22)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRON FURY 11101              13   5  0 168         THUNDR + LITENING (22)    
 INVERNESS 11575              30  20  0 131         WOMB OF HORRORS (766)     
-IGGWILV 11557                11   6  1 103         WOMB OF HORRORS (766)     
 NOVA HELIX 11600             20  20  1  98         MAD SCIENTISTS (75)       
 THARIZDUN 11636              20  19  1  98         WOMB OF HORRORS (766)     
 COSMIC AMBUSH 11703          11   5  1  97         COSMIC KARMA (760)        
 COSMIC HAVEN 11605           22  21  1  92         COSMIC KARMA (760)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAD MC SNUGGLES 11594        18  13  0  89         THE EMERALD ISLES (765)   
 TOFU SCRAMBLE 11710          13   6  0  87         INANIMATE TOFU (331)      
 LADY LIGHTYEAR 11647         16  11  0  83         MAD SCIENTISTS (75)       
 URANIUM 657                  13  17  2  80         HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)       
 THUNDER HAMMER 11640          8   1  0  70         STORM SHADOWS (757)       
 BARON BARYON 11634           15  21  1  67         MAD SCIENTISTS (75)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAXTER 11695                  4   3  0  66         OF WOLF AND MAN (620)     
-NEPHINAE LUNA 11756           5   2  1  62         OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  
 AURYONA 11694                 5   4  1  62         OF WOLF AND MAN (620)     
 COSMIC WIDOW 11648           12   4  0  59         COSMIC KARMA (760)        
-BLUESMAN DAVIS 11521         11   3  0  58         ALABAMA BLUES (755)       
-COW COW DAVENPORT 11351       8   7  0  57         ALABAMA BLUES (755)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MERCURY 9155                  5   8  0  56         HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)       
-ALABAMA SHAKES 11479         10  10  1  49         ALABAMA BLUES (755)       
-DETHAN 11723                  5   8  1  47         OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   
 STROMTIUM 90 9413             3   7  0  47         HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)       
 LELYSSIA 11784                3   1  0  46         OF WOLF AND MAN (620)     
 ALLURING 11706                2   3  1  45         OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   
 AMYS KITCHEN 11779            5   3  0  44         INANIMATE TOFU (331)      
 HYDROGEN 10327                3   3  0  44         HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)       
 MISTRESS TAVEA 11743          5   3  0  42         OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   
-DABBLE 11744                  4   0  0  38         OF WOLF AND MAN (620)     
-HONOR REMAINS 11711           2   0  0  37         STORM SHADOWS (757)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POLARIS DAWN 11702            7   7  0  34         MAD SCIENTISTS (75)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMIDGE 11668                  8   8  0  32         THE EMERALD ISLES (765)   
 THORIUM 9154                  6  11  1  30         HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)       
-DARKERI 11734                 2   1  0  27         LUCAS CORP (774)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INORGANIC 11797               2   2  0  18         INANIMATE TOFU (331)      
 TOFURKY 11789                 3   2  0  14         INANIMATE TOFU (331)      
 SHENANIGANS 11769             3   1  0  13         THE EMERALD ISLES (765)   
 VEGGIE POUTINE 11804          1   1  0  13         INANIMATE TOFU (331)      
 DE MIDIA 11735                0   1  0   1         LUCAS CORP (774)          
 CU CHULAINN 11808             0   1  0   1         THE EMERALD ISLES (765)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DARK FATE 11809         0  1 0 COSMIC KARMA 760     BLACK ORC             1050 NONE
AXTEN 11810             0  1 0 LUCAS CORP 774       BANDIT PRINCESS       1050 NONE
KINYAC 11736            0  1 0 LUCAS CORP 774       DARK CHAMPION         1050 NONE
DA1 11813               0  1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN  549 HIGH ELF              1050 NONE
FINN MC COOL 11805      1  1 0 THE EMERALD ISLE 765 MOUNTAIN TROLL        1050 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FINN MC COOL was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AXTEN was butchered by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
KINYAC was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DARK FATE was slain by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CALAMITY overpowered COSMIC HAVEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title match.
IRON FURY vanquished URANIUM in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
COSMIC AMBUSH was overcome by INVERNESS in a action packed 4 minute fight.
NOVA HELIX viciously subdued THUNDER HAMMER in a action packed 2 minute expert's duel.
THARIZDUN viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute gory veteran's duel.
TOFU SCRAMBLE overpowered BARON BARYON in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
LADY LIGHTYEAR overpowered MERCURY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COSMIC WIDOW bested ALLURING in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
AURYONA subdued STROMTIUM 90 in a 4 minute match.
HYDROGEN was devastated by BAXTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
POLARIS DAWN was handily defeated by LELYSSIA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
AMYS KITCHEN overpowered SMIDGE in a 1 minute gruesome uneven struggle.
THORIUM was overpowered by MISTRESS TAVEA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SHENANIGANS bested DE MIDIA in a 2 minute novice's fight.
TOFURKY savagely defeated CU CHULAINN in a exciting 5 minute gory novice's bout.
INORGANIC overcame FROGS FORM THE SKY in a 1 minute amateur's competition.
VEGGIE POUTINE overpowered LBA GROUPIE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  12 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  12 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  38 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  14 -  2      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  16 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  34 -  2      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  12 -  1      29  |

Turn 1050 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CALAMITY 11033             12   6  0  216 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
WALL OF STEEL    IRON FURY 11101            13   5  0  168 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
TOTAL PARRY      INVERNESS 11575            30  20  0  131 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
BASHING ATTACK   THARIZDUN 11636            20  19  1   98 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
LUNGING ATTACK   COSMIC HAVEN 11605         22  21  1   92 COSMIC KARMA (760)
AIMED BLOW       TOFU SCRAMBLE 11710        13   6  0   87 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    AURYONA 11694               5   4  1   62 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BARON BARYON 11634.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TOFURKY 11789.  The ten other most popular fighters were COSMIC AMBUSH 
11703, ALLURING 11706, NOVA HELIX 11600, THARIZDUN 11636, IRON FURY 11101, CALAMITY 
11033, THUNDER HAMMER 11640, TOFU SCRAMBLE 11710, AURYONA 11694, and STROMTIUM 90 
9413.

The least popular fighter this week was CU CHULAINN 11808.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THORIUM 9154, SMIDGE 11668, POLARIS DAWN 11702, HYDROGEN 10327, 
MERCURY 9155, BARON BARYON 11634, DA1 11813, AXTEN 11810, FINN MC COOL 11805, and 
INORGANIC 11797.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CALAMITY (18-11033) THUNDR + LITENING (22)
INVERNESS (18-11575) WOMB OF HORRORS (766)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TSOJCANTH (18-11559) WOMB OF HORRORS (766)