DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/15/2018    Duedate: 01/27/2018

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-837

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DERP THE PERP
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-10846) [10-11-0,87]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DERP THE PERP                  POSITION IS EMPTY
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)          
(18-10846) [10-11-0,87]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JEDI YETI                      HALF-FULL HOPEFUL
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)          CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-10860) [13-6-1,84]         (18-10879) [9-5-0,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)       16
2. SHEPHERDS (252)              4      CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
3. THE TAVERN (722)             0      Unchartered Team
4. SEA DOGS (224)              -6
                                       ICK 16 (648)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*THE TAVERN (722)          10   7  1 58.8   1/ 2 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     9  5 1
 2/ 2 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1466 %1407 83 51.0   2/ 1 SHEPHERDS (252)           5  1 1
 3/ 3 SEA DOGS (224)           601 583 42 50.8   3/ 3 SEA DOGS (224)            2 10 0
 4/ 4 SHEPHERDS (252)          913 %1055 45 46.4   4- 4*THE TAVERN (722)          1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
TALCAMA.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  We 
now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  CENTER FOR OLDS now holds 
the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
YNDEROO MODEL, who flew up 12 points in the rankings after mashing BLACK SPOT like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was DERP 
THE PERP, who dropped 11 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 
KHALHUMS DWARF.  Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge 
me'!  BART made a Dark Arena Challenge against SPYMISTRESS SHARDA this week.  Our 
battling duelmaster BART has managed to hold the title, fending off SPYMISTRESS 
SHARDA's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, DARK ARENA.  An apple a 
day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  BART defied all odds and slew SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in the 
Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as SPYMISTRESS SHARDA's meat 
is notoriously tough.  Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and hopefully 
T.P.s) and YNDEROO MODEL demonstrated that very violently on BLACK SPOT's body.  We 
might as well mark the passing of YELLOW JACK, who was relatively new to the arena at 
3-2-1.  Probably killed before his first shave.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for 
they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in TALCAMA have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat 
it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DERP THE PERP 10846          10  11  0    87       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JIM 10474                     7   0  0   100       SHEPHERDS (252)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEDI YETI 10860              13   6  1    84       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YNDEROO MODEL 10861           9  10  2    66       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 DAN 10589                     7   2  0    66       SHEPHERDS (252)
 HALF-FULL HOPEFUL 10879       9   5  0    58       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ABE 10732                     4   1  0    50       SHEPHERDS (252)
-BOUNCER BOB 10627             4   1  0    38       THE TAVERN (722)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALKY 10626                    3   1  1    30       THE TAVERN (722)
-PRISCILLA 10653               3   0  0    30       SHEPHERDS (252)
 SIREN 10826                   5  10  1    29       SEA DOGS (224)
-SHIVER ME TIMBERS 10885       2   1  1    25       SEA DOGS (224)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISTLETOE JAM 10903           2   0  0    23       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-LIGHTWEIGHT 10625             2   0  0    18       THE TAVERN (722)
-SIR SMOKESALOT 10667          1   0  0    17       THE TAVERN (722)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NOPIO 10898             1  1 1 CENTER FOR OLDS 108  YELLOW JACK 10886     833  REVENGED
PIGG LIPPS 10900        0  1 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 108  SHIVER ME TIMBE 10885 834   
BLACK SPOT 10866        5  4 0 SEA DOGS 224         YNDEROO MODEL 10861   837   
YELLOW JACK 10886       3  2 1 SEA DOGS 224         DANGEROUS CRIMIN      837  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BART butchered SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DERP THE PERP was savagely defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute Title melee.
JEDI YETI won victory over DAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
YNDEROO MODEL assassinated BLACK SPOT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HALF-FULL HOPEFUL bested SIREN in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
YELLOW JACK was assassinated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MISTLETOE JAM handily defeated LBA GROUPIE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   2 -  1      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  12 -  3      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   9 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 837 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JEDI YETI 10860            13   6  1   84 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
TOTAL PARRY      DAN 10589                   7   2  0   66 SHEPHERDS (252)
SLASHING ATTACK  HALF-FULL HOPEFUL 10879     9   5  0   58 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JEDI YETI 10860.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HALF-FULL HOPEFUL 10879.  The ten other most popular fighters were JEDI YETI 
10860, DERP THE PERP 10846, YNDEROO MODEL 10861, SIREN 10826, MISTLETOE JAM 10903, 
DAN 10589, BLACK SPOT 10866, YELLOW JACK 10886,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was YELLOW JACK 10886.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLACK SPOT 10866, DAN 10589, MISTLETOE JAM 10903, SIREN 10826, 
YNDEROO MODEL 10861, DERP THE PERP 10846, JEDI YETI 10860, HALF-FULL HOPEFUL 10879,  
0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JIM (18-10474) SHEPHERDS (252)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BART (18-7927) SHEPHERDS (252)