DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/14/2014    Duedate: 04/26/2014

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-742

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BARRACUDAFED
ANIMAL PHARM (533)
(18-7627) [14-7-2,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BARRACUDAFED                   HARLEQUIN
ANIMAL PHARM (533)             KHORS PRAETORIANS VI (698)
(18-7627) [14-7-2,111]         (18-10203) [2-0-0,38]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BARRACUDAFED                   HAMMER FINGER
ANIMAL PHARM (533)             STREET PIZZA (106)
(18-7627) [14-7-2,111]         (18-10342) [13-4-1,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STREET PIZZA (106)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANIMAL PHARM (533)          24
2. KHORS PRAETORIANS VI (698)  19      NEXT GENERATION (547)
3. NEXT GENERATION (547)       14      Unchartered Team
4. WASTELAND (207)             12
5. STREET PIZZA (106)          12KHORS PRAETORIANS VI (698)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*KHORS PRAETORIANS  (698)   2   0  0  100   1/ 1 STREET PIZZA (106)        6  3 1
 2/ 2 NEXT GENERATION (547)    257 151 11 63.0   2/ 3 ANIMAL PHARM (533)        4  1 0
 3/ 3 4-LETTER WORDS (706)     194 132  9 59.5   3/ 6 WASTELAND (207)           3  0 0
 4/ 4 ANIMAL PHARM (533)        89  64  6 58.2   4/ 7 BEEFCAKES (704)           3  0 0
 5- 5*THE MENTORS (609)         18  14  2 56.3   5/ 4 NEXT GENERATION (547)     3  2 0
 6/ 6 WASTELAND (207)          736 699 43 51.3   6- 2*THE MENTORS (609)         3  5 1
 7/ 7 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1408 %1359 78 50.9   7/10*KHORS PRAETORIANS  (698)  2  0 0
 8/ 8 STREET PIZZA (106)       786 831 57 48.6   8/ 5 4-LETTER WORDS (706)      2  4 0
 9/ 9 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      68  92  5 42.5   9/ 8 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      2  9 0
10/10 BEEFCAKES (704)           19  26  0 42.2  10- 9 GOON SQUAD (681)          1  0 0
11-11*STONE COLD (713)           5   8  0 38.5  11/11 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     1  2 0
12-12 GOON SQUAD (681)          10  19  0 34.5  12-12*STONE COLD (713)          0  2 0
13-13*BOXERS (412)               0   1  0  0.0  13-13*BOXERS (412)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 751): MY ADIDAS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 756): THE BELL of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 752): HIGHWAY GAMBLER of IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 747): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 740): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): STREET LEGAL of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): ROWBOAT CAPTAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 585): LUDWIG MILT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 633): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 751): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 756): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 752): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 747): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 740): JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ONE TOO MANY (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 585): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 633) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): PETER RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
              (turn 705): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, TALCAMA?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  If this keeps up, THE MENTORS, you'll 
have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 4 in the rankings?  WASTELAND 
turned their 1-0-0 turn into a 3rd place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better 
than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see HARLEQUIN win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, PICK HARD beat 
LOST and LOST lost 7 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice 
of life, TALCAMA may be getting bland, as PENGUINICILLIN stays top dog in the city.  
The Original Arthur's Last Stand, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  
Where do they get this stuff?  From TALCAMA's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  STREET PIZZA, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It 
was ANIMAL PHARM.  Ha ha ha ha!  DIP was challenged more times this turn than the 
Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  And we have BARRACUDAFED 
in a challenge, going down 11 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought 
BARRACUDAFED showed great skill and promise when it defeated DIP.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in TALCAMA to get a drink than The Original 
Arthur's Last Stand!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I 
won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARRACUDAFED 7627            14   7  2   111       ANIMAL PHARM (533)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRUSHING BRATZ 9153          12   5  1   147       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-CRUSH THE DOCTOR 9585        13   5  0    96       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-R-1 9490                     16   3  0    95       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 10133      11   3  0    92       NEXT GENERATION (547)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PICK HARD 10134               9   2  0    89       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 HAMMER FINGER 10342          13   4  1    88       STREET PIZZA (106)
 DIP 10267                    19  22  0    86       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 ABCESS 10356                 13   3  1    79       STREET PIZZA (106)
 STRAWBABERRY 10450            9   2  0    70       BEEFCAKES (704)
-RAIN MAN 8344                 7   2  0    69       THE MENTORS (609)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOST 10360                   12   5  0    65       4-LETTER WORDS (706)
 SPOONIE G 10196              13  19  1    61       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 TOO SUAVE 9338                9   8  1    58       STREET PIZZA (106)
 HOLY GUACAMOLE 10464          8   3  0    58       WASTELAND (207)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YIPE! 10361                  10   7  1    47       4-LETTER WORDS (706)
-ZOCORCUPINE 7882              6   1  0    43       ANIMAL PHARM (533)
-EXTRA PROTECTION #6 10439     5   1  0    41       BEEFCAKES (704)
-INNOCENT SPHINX 10466         4   0  0    41       WASTELAND (207)
-GOON 3 9711                   3   8  0    39       GOON SQUAD (681)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARLEQUIN 10203               2   0  0    38       KHORS PRAETORIANS VI (698)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OXYCONTIN-TAIL 7915           2   1  0    33       ANIMAL PHARM (533)
-EMOTICON 10309                3   1  0    29       THE MENTORS (609)
-GRANITE 10494                 3   1  0    28       STONE COLD (713)
-GOON 2 9705                   3   0  0    26       GOON SQUAD (681)
-IT'S GO TIME 10443            2   3  0    26       WASTELAND (207)
-DA1 10205                     3   1  1    24       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-980-LB WEAKLING 10436         3   3  0    19       BEEFCAKES (704)
-GOON 4 9720                   2   2  0    18       GOON SQUAD (681)
-BUSTA 10509                   1   1  1    14       THE MENTORS (609)
-GOON 1 9704                   2   4  0    10       GOON SQUAD (681)
-POOL PARTY 10467              2   2  0     8       BEEFCAKES (704)
-ROWDY RODDY 10496             0   1  0     7       STONE COLD (713)
 COMMON 10519                  1   2  0     5       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
-MIKE TYSON 5405               0   1  0     5       BOXERS (412)
-GOON 5 9778                   0   2  0     2       GOON SQUAD (681)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BITTER PILLBUG  10527   0  1 0 ANIMAL PHARM 533     SPYMISTRESS SHAR      742  NONE
SCOTT LA ROCK 10326     3  4 0 HIP HOP HEROES 511   TOO SUAVE 9338        742   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

TUM -- Needed to pick on your off styles to recover from the emotional distraught
caused the prior turn from my 0-2.  You probably won't read this ad though.  You may
not have even read the fights.  You may not even realize you can issue challenges in
the arena.  I'm sure you paid me back in full in the tourney, though!  You know all
about sending warriors to tourneys!  Good luck to you and your warriors (except when
they're facing mine, of course). -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BITTER PILLBUG 3 was butchered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BARRACUDAFED devastated DIP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
PICK HARD handily defeated LOST in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge match.
PENGUINICILLIN bested HAMMER FINGER in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
ABCESS defeated SPOONIE G in a 2 minute bloody master's match.
STRAWBABERRY vanquished YIPE! in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TOO SUAVE executed SCOTT LA ROCK in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
HOLY GUACAMOLE handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HARLEQUIN vanquished COMMON in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  11 -  2      74  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -   9 -  1      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  14 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        14 -  27 -  1      34  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  21 -  1      32  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  14 -  0      18  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 742 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         5  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BARRACUDAFED 7627          14   7  2  111 ANIMAL PHARM (533)
PARRY-LUNGE      ABCESS 10356               13   3  1   79 STREET PIZZA (106)
SLASHING ATTACK  LOST 10360                 12   5  0   65 4-LETTER WORDS (706)
BASHING ATTACK   TOO SUAVE 9338              9   8  1   58 STREET PIZZA (106)
LUNGING ATTACK   HOLY GUACAMOLE 10464        8   3  0   58 WASTELAND (207)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BARRACUDAFED 7627.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HAMMER FINGER 10342.  The ten other most popular fighters were PICK HARD 
10134, ABCESS 10356, HARLEQUIN 10203, BARRACUDAFED 7627, STRAWBABERRY 10450, HOLY 
GUACAMOLE 10464, SPOONIE G 10196, YIPE! 10361, TOO SUAVE 9338, and BITTER PILLBUG 3 
10527.

The least popular fighter this week was COMMON 10519.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SCOTT LA ROCK 10326, LOST 10360, DIP 10267, BITTER PILLBUG 3 10527, TOO 
SUAVE 9338, YIPE! 10361, SPOONIE G 10196, HOLY GUACAMOLE 10464, STRAWBABERRY 10450, 
and BARRACUDAFED 7627.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BARRACUDAFED (18-7627) ANIMAL PHARM (533)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PENGUINICILLIN (18-7224) ANIMAL PHARM (533)