DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/13/2014    Duedate: 10/25/2014

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-755

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RAIN MAN
THE MENTORS (609)
(18-8344) [13-3-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RAIN MAN                       POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MENTORS (609)              
(18-8344) [13-3-0,125]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

INZO                           RAIN MAN
GHAELIE SIDHE (495)            THE MENTORS (609)
(18-7284) [18-14-2,86]         (18-8344) [13-3-0,125]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MENTORS (609)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEPHERDS (252)             40
2. SPORTS FLICKS (718)         23      FISHY FISHY FISH (703)
3. FISHY FISHY FISH (703)      12      Unchartered Team
4. STONE COLD (713)             0
5. HELP WANTED (671)            0      THE KITCHEN (244)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*KHORS PRAETORIANS  (698)   4   0  0  100   1- 1 HELP WANTED (671)         5  2 1
 2/ 2 FISHY FISHY FISH (703)     9   1  1 90.0   2/ 3 THE MENTORS (609)         5  5 0
 3/ 3 SPORTS FLICKS (718)       37  15  4 71.2   3- 2 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)     5  5 0
 4- 4 ANIMAL PHARM (533)       100  75  6 57.1   4/ 4 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)       3  5 0
 5- 5 HELP WANTED (671)        144 117 13 55.2   5/10 FISHY FISHY FISH (703)    2  0 1
 6- 7 STONE COLD (713)          26  24  0 52.0   6- 6*KHORS PRAETORIANS  (698)  2  0 0
 7- 8 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)    186 173 15 51.8   7/ 0 SHEPHERDS (252)           2  1 0
 8/ 9 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)      124 125 14 49.8   8/ 5 SPORTS FLICKS (718)       1  1 0
 9/10 THE MENTORS (609)         27  30  3 47.4   9- 9 STONE COLD (713)          1  3 0
10/ 0 SHEPHERDS (252)          856 %1010 42 45.9  10- 8 ANIMAL PHARM (533)        0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 764): ROCK RHYMES of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 646): OOZING MY MIND of YOU PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 768): ORGAN GRINDER of I WANT YOU (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 741): FLOPSY of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 765): TEQUILA of BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 760): ZONE of CONTROL (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 768): DRAGON FRUIT of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 753): DARWIN of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 754): RAIN MAN of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 753): SL'S IRONWOOD of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 719): WHISKERS of PORN IN A BARN (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 708): SOLDILLIA VRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 330): HORVANTH IRNDE of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 702): ROCKSNAIL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 652): RUNAWAY JIM of PHISH (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 312): DALAN HILLEI of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 305): FLAMING MOE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 598): CARELESS BEAR of DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 281): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 646): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE
                                                   (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 764): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 646): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 769): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 741): THUNDERCATS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 765): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 760): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 768): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 753): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 754): HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 753): D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 719): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 708): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 330): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 702): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 652): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 312): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 305): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 598): STRIKER FORCE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 281): BASH BROS REMOTE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 646): TOON INN et al (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 763): DOMESTIC DERVISH of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 646): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 768): ORGAN GRINDER of I WANT YOU (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                          JURY DUTY of MAJOR BUMMER (Coach, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 741): FLOPSY of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 764): SEYMORE GUTTS of U PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 759): ZONE of CONTROL (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 768): DRAGON FRUIT of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 753): DARWIN of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 753): DIZZ SCHUIER of HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 708): SOLDILLIA VRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 311): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 281): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
TALCAMA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, HELP WANTED, since THE 
MENTORS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  FISHY FISHY FISH 
turned their 1-0-0 turn into a 5th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better 
than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see TIMMY win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, TIMMY beat LEGACY and 
LEGACY lost 15 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of 
life, TALCAMA may be getting bland, as RAIN MAN stays top dog in the city.  The 
Original Arthur's Last Stand, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do 
they get this stuff?  From TALCAMA's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  TALCAMA, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
IMPURE THOUGHTS the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And 
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It 
was THE MENTORS.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, INZO was this turn's 
most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  And we have SUSHI 
HANGOVER in a challenge, going down 11 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought 
SUSHI HANGOVER showed great skill and promise when he defeated INZO.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for TALCAMA's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in TALCAMA to get a drink than The Original 
Arthur's Last Stand!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I 
won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the 
kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAIN MAN 8344                13   3  0   125       THE MENTORS (609)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUSHI HANGOVER 10313          9   1  1   115       FISHY FISHY FISH (703)
-GAYLAN OSBORNE 9346          12   9  0    98       HELP WANTED (671)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INZO 7284                    18  14  2    86       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
-MOSES 10298                   7   1  0    85       SHEPHERDS (252)
 HOOSIERS 10580                9   2  0    83       SPORTS FLICKS (718)
-LOWELL HALE 9347             13   7  1    81       HELP WANTED (671)
-ROWDY RODDY 10496             6   6  0    73       STONE COLD (713)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRIOFAN 8987                  8  11  1    66       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
-TIN CUP 10577                 6   4  1    59       SPORTS FLICKS (718)
-ROCKY 10579                   8   2  2    57       SPORTS FLICKS (718)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZOCORCUPINE 7882              8   2  0    56       ANIMAL PHARM (533)
-HARLEQUIN 10203               4   0  0    55       KHORS PRAETORIANS VI (698)
 THE NATURAL 10578             8   3  0    47       SPORTS FLICKS (718)
-PICKLE BYSTROM 9344          11   4  0    46       HELP WANTED (671)
 HASETH 8046                  10  14  1    45       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
-GRANITE 10494                10   5  0    45       STONE COLD (713)
-CUTTING EDGE 10576            6   4  1    43       SPORTS FLICKS (718)
-BRUISER BRODY 10500           5   1  0    40       STONE COLD (713)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE HOMOPHOBE 9542            6   4  1    35       IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOVETAIL JOINT 10545          5   2  0    33       ANIMAL PHARM (533)
 CROMLEIGH 10559               5   3  0    33       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
-IVAN KOLOFF 10521             3   2  0    32       STONE COLD (713)
-THE DEMOCRAT 9541             4   6  0    26       IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIMMY 10338                   1   0  0    23       SHEPHERDS (252)
-THE PESSEMIST 9550            5   4  0    22       IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
-FIRE ANTABUSE 10560           1   0  0    20       ANIMAL PHARM (533)
 BUSTA 10509                   2   7  2    19       THE MENTORS (609)
-THE CUCKOLD 10570             2   1  1    19       IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
 JOEY 10339                    1   0  0     8       SHEPHERDS (252)
 LEGACY 10584                  2   1  0     7       THE MENTORS (609)
-LOIS LERNER 10567             1   3  0     6       IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
-MOONDOG SPOT 10553            0   2  0     6       STONE COLD (713)
-ALPACA-SELTZER 10561          0   1  0     1       ANIMAL PHARM (533)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OXYCONTIN-TAIL 7915     5  3 0 ANIMAL PHARM 533     SUSHI HANGOVER 10313  753   
FRANCIS DOLARHY 10564   2  1 1 HELP WANTED 671      THIRD WIND 10542      752   
STEVE 10337             0  1 0 SHEPHERDS 252        AVENGING ZILTHOR      755  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STEVE was butchered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SUSHI HANGOVER vanquished INZO in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
RAIN MAN savagely defeated HOOSIERS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Title duel.
CRIOFAN was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute brutal fight.
HASETH was unbelievably bested by THE NATURAL in a action packed 4 minute gory brawl.
CROMLEIGH bested BUSTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
LEGACY was handily defeated by TIMMY in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
JOEY won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  20 -  5      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   9 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        21 -  20 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  17 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  24 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   9 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -  12 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 755 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   RAIN MAN 8344              13   3  0  125 THE MENTORS (609)
STRIKING ATTACK  SUSHI HANGOVER 10313        9   1  1  115 FISHY FISHY FISH (703)
WALL OF STEEL    HOOSIERS 10580              9   2  0   83 SPORTS FLICKS (718)
TOTAL PARRY      THE NATURAL 10578           8   3  0   47 SPORTS FLICKS (718)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is INZO 7284.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
RAIN MAN 8344.  The ten other most popular fighters were HASETH 8046, SUSHI HANGOVER 
10313, CROMLEIGH 10559, CRIOFAN 8987, TIMMY 10338, STEVE 10337, THE NATURAL 10578, 
JOEY 10339, HOOSIERS 10580, and BUSTA 10509.

The least popular fighter this week was INZO 7284.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LEGACY 10584, BUSTA 10509, HOOSIERS 10580, JOEY 10339, THE NATURAL 
10578, STEVE 10337, TIMMY 10338, CRIOFAN 8987, CROMLEIGH 10559, and SUSHI HANGOVER 
10313.