DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/10/2014    Duedate: 11/22/2014

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-757

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RAIN MAN
THE MENTORS (609)
(18-8344) [14-4-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RAIN MAN                       POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MENTORS (609)              
(18-8344) [14-4-0,97]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RAIN MAN                       RAIN MAN
THE MENTORS (609)              THE MENTORS (609)
(18-8344) [14-4-0,97]          (18-8344) [14-4-0,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MENTORS (609)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MENTORS (609)           42
2. FISHY FISHY FISH (703)       0      THE MENTORS (609)
3. SHEPHERDS (252)              0      Unchartered Team
4. SEA DOGS (224)               0
5. SPORTS FLICKS (718)          0      ICK 635 (635)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2 FISHY FISHY FISH (703)    10   1  1 90.9   1/ 1 THE MENTORS (609)         6  5 0
 2- 3 SPORTS FLICKS (718)       37  15  4 71.2   2- 2 FISHY FISHY FISH (703)    2  0 0
 3- 5 SEA DOGS (224)           509 454 35 52.9   3- 3 SHEPHERDS (252)           2  2 0
 4- 8 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)      124 125 14 49.8   4- 5 SEA DOGS (224)            1  0 0
 5/ 9 THE MENTORS (609)         32  33  3 49.2   5- 8 SPORTS FLICKS (718)       1  1 0
 6-10 SHEPHERDS (252)          856 %1011 42 45.8   6-10 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)       1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
TALCAMA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  GHAELIE SIDHE turned their 0-0-0 
turn into a 6th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you 
get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see BUSTA win a 
fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the 
throne, SUSHI HANGOVER has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm 
earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as RAIN MAN takes the Title and 
last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Original Arthur's Last 
Stand, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  
From TALCAMA's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  IMPURE 
THOUGHTS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like THE MENTORS avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAIN MAN 8344                14   4  0    97       THE MENTORS (609)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUSHI HANGOVER 10313         10   1  1   131       FISHY FISHY FISH (703)
-EDDY 10120                   11   2  0   114       SEA DOGS (224)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-INZO 7284                    18  14  2    86       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
-MOSES 10298                   7   1  0    85       SHEPHERDS (252)
-HOOSIERS 10580                9   2  0    83       SPORTS FLICKS (718)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRIOFAN 8987                  8  11  1    66       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
-TIN CUP 10577                 6   4  1    59       SPORTS FLICKS (718)
-ROCKY 10579                   8   2  2    57       SPORTS FLICKS (718)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THIRD WIND 10542              4   1  1    56       SEA DOGS (224)
-THE NATURAL 10578             8   3  0    47       SPORTS FLICKS (718)
-HASETH 8046                  10  14  1    45       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
-CUTTING EDGE 10576            6   4  1    43       SPORTS FLICKS (718)
 BUSTA 10509                   4   7  2    41       THE MENTORS (609)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CROMLEIGH 10559               5   3  0    33       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
 LEGACY 10584                  4   1  0    28       THE MENTORS (609)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TIMMY 10338                   1   0  0    23       SHEPHERDS (252)
-ROGUE WAVE 10482              1   0  0    15       SEA DOGS (224)
-JOEY 10339                    1   1  0     8       SHEPHERDS (252)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OXYCONTIN-TAIL 7915     5  3 0 ANIMAL PHARM 533     SUSHI HANGOVER 10313  753  NOT REVENGED
FRUIT LOOP 10586        0  1 0 THE MENTORS 609      SPYMISTRESS SHAR      757  NONE
MATRIX 10583            0  1 0 THE MENTORS 609      WIRYDON THE GIAN      757  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MATRIX was butchered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FRUIT LOOP was butchered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
RAIN MAN savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 2 minute gory Title melee.
BUSTA vanquished DARK CIRCLE FAN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LEGACY overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   6 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  17 -  4      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  19 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  12 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW        16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   8 -  1      27  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 757 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   RAIN MAN 8344              14   4  0   97 THE MENTORS (609)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RAIN MAN 8344.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RAIN MAN 8344.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEGACY 10584, BUSTA 
10509, MATRIX 10583, FRUIT LOOP 10586,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was FRUIT LOOP 10586.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MATRIX 10583, BUSTA 10509, LEGACY 10584, RAIN MAN 8344,  0,  0, 
0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RAIN MAN (18-8344) THE MENTORS (609)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MARV JR 9288 (118-45-1)                8  3  0         WASTELAND            
PSYCHO SCIENTIST 697 (198-114-17)      3  3  0         MAD SCIENTISTS       
NEOSPHINCTER 7317 (183-93-1)           2  3  0         WASTELAND            
SMELLY SOCKS 1975 (260-111-6)          1  2  0         STREET PIZZA         
CAPTAIN POLAND 6614 (237-140-4)        0  5  0         THE FIRST REVENGER   

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VIGO 6086 (113-61-1)                   8  3  0         ALCHEMY              
HE HATE ME 7820 (137-91-2)             5  3  0         WASTELAND            
CANDIRU 9624 (54-19-0)                 4  3  0         STREET PIZZA         
BARROCH 2684 (110-104-1)               2  3  0         SHEPHERDS            
SOLSBURY HILL 8558 (109-91-8)          2  3  0         STREET PIZZA         
TIM 2872 (85-77-6)                     2  3  0         SHEPHERDS            
COSMIC HAMMER 6659 (20-12-1)           1  4  0         MAD SCIENTISTS       
DECK SWAB 2148 (77-110-2)              1  4  0         SEA DOGS             
NECROMANCER 6386 (50-37-0)             1  4  0         INCANTATION          

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KIPPER 1478 (136-54-1)                 3  3  0         STREET PIZZA         

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FROG ZOMBIE 10041 (22-11-1)            2  3  0         UNDEAD FROGS         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JOB 6129 (28-157-0)                    5  3  0         SHEPHERDS            
DELION 9961 (18-17-0)                  3  3  0         THIGHMASTERS         
THE BIGOT 9380 (23-13-1)               3  3  0         IMPURE THOUGHTS      
THE PEDOPHILE 9382 (25-18-3)           3  3  0         IMPURE THOUGHTS      

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEAN DARWIN 1653 (3-2-1)               2  3  0         MAD SCIENTISTS       
CRANKSHAFT 8149 (10-3-0)               1  3  0         THE BIKE SHOP        

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUPERIOR SNOTLING 10095 (4-0-0)       15  1  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 6N   
ABCESS 10356 (19-3-1)                  2  3  0         STREET PIZZA         

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUSHI HANGOVER 10313 (4-0-0)           8  3  1         FISHY FISHY FISH     
DIZZ SCHUIER 9345 (11-4-1)             2  3  0         HELP WANTED          
GRANITE 10494 (7-2-0)                  2  3  0         STONE COLD           
ROWDY RODDY 10496 (4-2-0)              2  3  0         STONE COLD           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BUDDAM SMELTAXE 10405 (0-0-0)          9  3  0         DWARVEN MIGHT        
BAD LIEUTENANT 9452 (3-4-1)            3  3  0         HELP WANTED          
PICKLE BYSTROM 9344 (8-2-0)            1  3  0         HELP WANTED          
THE HOMOPHOBE 9542 (4-2-1)             1  3  0         IMPURE THOUGHTS      
BRUISER BRODY 10500 (2-1-0)            0  3  0         STONE COLD           
IVAN KOLOFF 10521 (1-1-0)              0  3  0         STONE COLD           
OXYCONTIN-TAIL 7915 (3-2-0)            0  3  0         ANIMAL PHARM         
THE DEMOCRAT 9541 (3-3-0)              0  3  0         IMPURE THOUGHTS      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TIMMY 10338 (0-0-0)                    7  3  0         SHEPHERDS            
GYPSY 10526 (0-0-0)                    4  3  0         DEVILS DAUGHTERS     
DOVETAIL JOINT 10545 (4-0-0)           3  3  0         ANIMAL PHARM         
FROGOR 10427 (1-0-0)                   3  3  0         UNDEAD FROGS         
RHIANNON 10524 (0-1-0)                 3  3  0         DEVILS DAUGHTERS     
BUSTA 10509 (2-2-2)                    1  3  0         THE MENTORS          
MOONDOG SPOT 10553 (0-1-0)             0  3  0         STONE COLD           
THE CATHOLIC PRIEST 9566 (2-0-0)       0  3  0         IMPURE THOUGHTS      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THIRD WIND 10542 (0-0-0)               7  3  1         SEA DOGS             
VINDICATOR 10537 (0-0-0)               5  3  0         BLACK COLOSSUS       
NASTY NAS 10547 (0-0-0)                3  3  0         HIP HOP HEROES