DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/26/2016    Duedate: 10/08/2016

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-803

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OBSESS
STREET PIZZA (106)
(18-10652) [10-6-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OBSESS                         SHIA
STREET PIZZA (106)             CHINESE CHECKERS (708)
(18-10652) [10-6-0,121]        (18-10400) [2-1-0,24]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COMMON                         OBSESS
HIP HOP HEROES (511)           STREET PIZZA (106)
(18-10519) [20-16-1,94]        (18-10652) [10-6-0,121]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STREET PIZZA (106)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STREET PIZZA (106)          29
2. CHINESE CHECKERS (708)      14      4-LETTER WORDS (706)
3. SHEPHERDS (252)             13      Unchartered Team
4. BEEFCAKES (704)              6
5. TOP DOGS (353)               5      CHINESE CHECKERS (708)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 4-LETTER WORDS (706)     203 141 11 59.0   1/ 1 STREET PIZZA (106)        7  1 0
 2/ 2 TOP DOGS (353)           245 200  9 55.1   2/ 2 TOP DOGS (353)            5  6 1
 3- 3 SEA DOGS (224)           568 513 39 52.5   3/ 3 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      5  9 0
 4/ 4 STREET PIZZA (106)       816 846 57 49.1   4/ 6*CHINESE CHECKERS (708)    4  6 0
 5/ 5 HIP HOP HEROES (511)     142 152  7 48.3   5/ 5 BEEFCAKES (704)           4 11 0
 6/ 6 SHEPHERDS (252)          894 %1053 43 45.9   6- 4 SEA DOGS (224)            2  1 0
 7/ 8*CHINESE CHECKERS (708)     4   6  0 40.0   7/ 7 SHEPHERDS (252)           2  2 0
 8/ 7 BEEFCAKES (704)           31  53  1 36.9   8/ 8 4-LETTER WORDS (706)      0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  TALCAMA needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for JOEY?  
SHEPHERDS' proud of him after beating ADMIRAL and getting 13 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  ADMIRAL got smashed by JOEY, and lost 9 points!  OBSESS thinks his 
10-6-0 and studly character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  
Was that a tear I saw in OBSESS' eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't 
BUSY BEE fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  STREET PIZZA was the most avoided team.  Is a 
816-846-57 record really that scary?  I don't know what SHEPHERDS' been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from STREET PIZZA, that's fer sher.  Can 
TOP DOGS' ADMIRAL be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that 
really the same?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TALCAMA ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OBSESS 10652                 10   6  0   121       STREET PIZZA (106)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOO SUAVE 9338               15  12  1   109       STREET PIZZA (106)
 JOEY 10339                   18  26  0   100       SHEPHERDS (252)
-JIM 10474                     7   0  0   100       SHEPHERDS (252)
 COMMON 10519                 20  16  1    94       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 BUSY BEE 10572               19   6  0    91       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EIGHTH-RATE 10661             8   4  0    83       SEA DOGS (224)
-TENTH WATCH 10705            10   5  0    81       SEA DOGS (224)
 ADMIRAL 6940                 16  12  0    76       TOP DOGS (353)
 DRES 10562                   17  10  0    75       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YIPE! 10361                  16  12  3    63       4-LETTER WORDS (706)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUXEDO 7365                   7   5  0    42       TOP DOGS (353)
-LARRY 10754                   3   0  0    38       STREET PIZZA (106)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-QAOPUO 10396                  2   0  0    28       CHINESE CHECKERS (708)
 KRS-ONE 10723                 0   8  0    26       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 SHIA 10400                    2   1  0    24       CHINESE CHECKERS (708)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAN 10589                     2   0  0    22       SHEPHERDS (252)
-KING OF THE HILL 10762        3   1  0    16       TOP DOGS (353)
-CURLY 10747                   1   0  0    15       STREET PIZZA (106)
 TEXAS RANGER 10734            2   2  1    14       TOP DOGS (353)
-ABE 10732                     1   1  0    14       SHEPHERDS (252)
-MOE 10756                     1   0  0    13       STREET PIZZA (106)
 CHA CHATOW 10775              2   1  0    11       BEEFCAKES (704)
 OTAY DOODLE 10785             1   0  0    11       BEEFCAKES (704)
 PUPRISE 10742                 1   3  0     6       BEEFCAKES (704)
 BLUE RIBBON 10780             0   1  0     1       TOP DOGS (353)
 PSIDERMAN 10784               0   1  0     1       BEEFCAKES (704)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A 10783                 0  1 0 BEEFCAKES 704        MOUNTAIN TROLL        803  NONE
PSIDER 10741            1  2 0 BEEFCAKES 704        TEXAS RANGER 10734    802   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HIA 10397               0  3 0 CHINESE CHECKERS 708 STONE GOLEM           803  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Beefcakes, sometimes one must take the law into one's own hands.  Surely you will not 
miss Psider, a really bad varmint. -- Texas Ranger

Too Suave -- Going after inferior warriors, however, is a good way to get wins! -- 
Joey

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HIA was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
A was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
PUPRISE was overcome by TEXAS RANGER in a 1 minute novice's Bloodfeud match.
OBSESS devastated BUSY BEE in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge Title contest.
JOEY devastated ADMIRAL in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
TOO SUAVE devastated DRES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
COMMON overpowered YIPE! in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TUXEDO vanquished KRS-ONE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SHIA defeated CHA CHATOW in a 2 minute duel.
BLUE RIBBON was vanquished by OTAY DOODLE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
PSIDERMAN was beaten by MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  11 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  10 -  2      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  2      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  1      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  18 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   9 -  1      44  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  14 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  24 -  2      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 803 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      OBSESS 10652               10   6  0  121 STREET PIZZA (106)
BASHING ATTACK   TOO SUAVE 9338             15  12  1  109 STREET PIZZA (106)
WALL OF STEEL    COMMON 10519               20  16  1   94 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
TOTAL PARRY      BUSY BEE 10572             19   6  0   91 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
SLASHING ATTACK  DRES 10562                 17  10  0   75 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
STRIKING ATTACK  TUXEDO 7365                 7   5  0   42 TOP DOGS (353)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COMMON 10519.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OBSESS 10652.  The ten other most popular fighters were JOEY 10339, SHIA 10400, 
HIA 10397, TOO SUAVE 9338, TEXAS RANGER 10734, OTAY DOODLE 10785, DRES 10562, COMMON 
10519, TUXEDO 7365, and CHA CHATOW 10775.

The least popular fighter this week was PSIDERMAN 10784.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BLUE RIBBON 10780, KRS-ONE 10723, YIPE! 10361, ADMIRAL 6940, BUSY BEE 
10572, PUPRISE 10742, A 10783, CHA CHATOW 10775, TUXEDO 7365, and COMMON 10519.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374) 
                 BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344) 
                         DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944) 
                   TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 
                ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) 
                    FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965) 
                      DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439) 
                       CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631) 
                  COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 
                  URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518) 
                  SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569) 
                      HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848) 
                    QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335) 
                         CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726) 
              THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) 
                    THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769) 
                 THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903) 
                     PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057) 
                   SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) 
                    FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes