DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/12/2026 Duedate: 10/24/2026
TALCAMA ARENA
DM 18 TURN 1065
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
COSMIC WIDOW
COSMIC KARMA (760)
(18-11648) [25-6-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ALLURING POSITION IS EMPTY
OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
(18-11706) [12-7-1,128]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
LADY LIGHTYEAR NEPHINAE LUNA
MAD SCIENTISTS (75) OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
(18-11647) [20-22-1,83] (18-11756) [10-8-2,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WATCHMEN (775)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. INANIMATE TOFU (331) 39
2. COSMIC KARMA (760) 15 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
3. WATCHMEN (775) 9 Unchartered Team
4. THUNDR + LITENING (22) 2
5. MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 1 FEED US BLUD (392)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 STORM SHADOWS (757) 46 12 0 79.3 1/ 1 WATCHMEN (775) 7 7 0
2- 2*TWIN SISTERS (758) 12 8 0 60.0 2/ 3 INANIMATE TOFU (331) 7 8 0
3/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 253 209 14 54.8 3/ 2 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 6 2 0
4- 4 257 BOURBON ST (770) 6 5 0 54.5 4- 5*SINS AND STUFF (748) 4 5 1
5/ 5 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 1175 1061 131 52.5 5/ 4 COSMIC KARMA (760) 4 9 0
6/ 6 MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 912 902 64 50.3 6/11 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 3 0 0
7/ 7 COSMIC KARMA (760) 174 177 8 49.6 7/ 9 MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 3 7 0
8/ 8 OF WOLF AND MAN (620) 79 81 4 49.4 8- 6 STORM SHADOWS (757) 2 0 0
9/ 9 INANIMATE TOFU (331) 235 273 8 46.3 9- 8*TWIN SISTERS (758) 2 2 0
10-10 THE EMERALD ISLES (765) 101 127 6 44.3 10/ 7 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 2 3 0
11/11 WATCHMEN (775) 51 65 8 44.0 11-13 THE EMERALD ISLES (765) 2 3 0
12-12*SINS AND STUFF (748) 19 25 1 43.2 12-10 257 BOURBON ST (770) 1 0 0
13/13 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 91 131 6 41.0 13/12 OF WOLF AND MAN (620) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
TALCAMA. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid!
Coming up with a solid 1-0-0 outing, THUNDR + LITENING has advanced 5 places in the
rankings. It looks like the guys(?) at INANIMATE TOFU had a good week as they went
4-1-0 to put them in 2nd place. I guess steroids help! Ya know, some days it
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. LELYSSIA was bested by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE and
drops 13 points. It's a proud day for the COSMIC KARMA stable, as their warrior,
COSMIC WIDOW, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed
protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad INANIMATE TOFU? Big bad INANIMATE TOFU. Big bad INANIMATE TOFU. TALCAMA's
afraid of the big bad INANIMATE TOFU. Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me?
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause WATCHMEN beats feet every time INANIMATE TOFU
smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well just about everybody wants a piece of LADY
LIGHTYEAR, who was this week's most challenged warrior. In a touching display by a
'touched' warrior, FINEOUS FINGERS went after LADY LIGHTYEAR, who was higher by 18
points. Well, when the dust settled, FINEOUS FINGERS beat LADY LIGHTYEAR.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Big deal, so DETHAN got mashed in the Dark Arena. With
his face he was more at home with the trolls than with us. (Waka waka). Remember:
alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what
happens.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COSMIC WIDOW 11648 25 6 0 105 COSMIC KARMA (760)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALLURING 11706 12 7 1 128 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
NEPHINAE LUNA 11756 10 8 2 100 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
-MISTRESS TAVEA 11743 13 4 0 99 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
-MAD MC SNUGGLES 11594 22 14 0 91 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HONOR REMAINS 11711 6 2 0 88 STORM SHADOWS (757)
LELYSSIA 11784 10 5 0 85 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
LADY LIGHTYEAR 11647 20 22 1 83 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
FINEOUS FINGERS 11849 12 10 3 83 WATCHMEN (775)
-CONSTABLE QUARK 11721 10 4 0 70 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VICTORIA LANE 11398 6 2 0 66 TWIN SISTERS (758)
TOFURKY 11789 11 9 0 65 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
-LUCKY THIRTEEN 11678 6 4 0 64 257 BOURBON ST (770)
POLARIS DAWN 11702 12 17 0 60 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INORGANIC 11797 12 7 0 54 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
RORSCHACH 11889 6 2 2 54 WATCHMEN (775)
-SMIDGE 11668 11 11 0 51 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
-FINAL SNACK 11206 7 2 0 46 SINS AND STUFF (748)
PURPLE WIZARD 11835 8 7 0 44 WATCHMEN (775)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TEN TEN TEN 11917 4 0 0 33 WATCHMEN (775)
-LITTLE MISS CBW 11242 1 5 1 33 SINS AND STUFF (748)
COSMIC CROWN 11864 6 4 1 32 COSMIC KARMA (760)
COSMIC KRUNCH 11873 4 6 0 32 COSMIC KARMA (760)
HERBIVORE 11885 4 5 0 31 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LERONICA LANE 11401 6 3 0 25 TWIN SISTERS (758)
VARRO FULMEN 11920 3 1 0 25 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-WAKE UP 11205 6 3 0 24 SINS AND STUFF (748)
DICK FEYNMAN 11832 4 7 0 24 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SHENANIGANS 11769 6 4 0 22 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
THE COMEDIAN 11890 5 3 0 18 WATCHMEN (775)
TEMPEH WORSHIP 11930 1 1 0 13 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
-SMUDGE 11863 2 2 0 8 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
-BARON O'GRAYMATER 11872 1 2 0 7 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
APRICOT PASTE 11921 0 3 0 5 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
COSMIC FLARE 11765 4 5 0 COSMIC KARMA 760 RORSCHACH 11889 1062
DARK KARM 12 11934 0 1 0 COSMIC KARMA 760 DARK CHAMPION 1065 NONE
FLAVOR ICE 11918 0 1 0 INANIMATE TOFU 331 RORSCHACH 11889 1061 REVENGED
DETHAN 11723 8 17 2 OF WOLF AND MAN 549 SPYMISTRESS SHAR 1065 NONE
TRILL 11933 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 630 BLACK ORC 1065 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DETHAN was butchered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TRILL was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DARK KARM 12 was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FINEOUS FINGERS vanquished LADY LIGHTYEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
PURPLE WIZARD was defeated by POLARIS DAWN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
NEPHINAE LUNA was subdued by COSMIC WIDOW in a 3 minute master's Title competition.
LELYSSIA slimly lost to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute bloody master's match.
ALLURING overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
TOFURKY vanquished COSMIC CROWN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RORSCHACH won victory over COSMIC KRUNCH in a popular 1 minute fight.
INORGANIC overpowered DICK FEYNMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
THE COMEDIAN was savagely defeated by HERBIVORE in a 2 minute bloody match.
VARRO FULMEN overcame APRICOT PASTE in a 2 minute novice's contest.
TEMPEH WORSHIP demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 11 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 16 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 36 - 2 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 16 - 17 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 27 - 2 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 23 - 3 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 16 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 41 - 1 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 1065 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY COSMIC WIDOW 11648 25 6 0 105 COSMIC KARMA (760)
BASHING ATTACK ALLURING 11706 12 7 1 128 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
STRIKING ATTACK NEPHINAE LUNA 11756 10 8 2 100 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
LUNGING ATTACK LELYSSIA 11784 10 5 0 85 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
SLASHING ATTACK TOFURKY 11789 11 9 0 65 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
PARRY-LUNGE PURPLE WIZARD 11835 8 7 0 44 WATCHMEN (775)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LADY LIGHTYEAR 11647. The most popular warrior this
turn was NEPHINAE LUNA 11756. The ten other most popular fighters were POLARIS DAWN
11702, HERBIVORE 11885, ALLURING 11706, RORSCHACH 11889, VARRO FULMEN 11920, PURPLE
WIZARD 11835, LELYSSIA 11784, INORGANIC 11797, APRICOT PASTE 11921, and FINEOUS
FINGERS 11849.
The least popular fighter this week was THE COMEDIAN 11890. The other ten least
popular fighters were COSMIC CROWN 11864, DARK KARM 12 11934, TRILL 11933, DETHAN
11723, TEMPEH WORSHIP 11930, DICK FEYNMAN 11832, COSMIC KRUNCH 11873, LADY LIGHTYEAR
11647, TOFURKY 11789, and COSMIC WIDOW 11648.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ALLURING (18-11706) OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)