DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/29/2025 Duedate: 10/11/2025
TALCAMA ARENA
DM 18 TURN 1038
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
INVERNESS
WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
(18-11575) [26-12-0,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
INVERNESS LUCKY THIRTEEN
WOMB OF HORRORS (766) 257 BOURBON ST (770)
(18-11575) [26-12-0,106] (18-11678) [1-3-0,20]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HARRY TRUMAN LUCKY THIRTEEN
INANIMATE TOFU (331) 257 BOURBON ST (770)
(18-8862) [18-16-0,102] (18-11678) [1-3-0,20]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
INANIMATE TOFU (331)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. COSMIC KARMA (760) 39
2. WOMB OF HORRORS (766) 28 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
3. MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 24 Unchartered Team
4. OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 17
5. 257 BOURBON ST (770) 8 257 BOURBON ST (770)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 WOMB OF HORRORS (766) 77 53 2 59.2 1/ 2 INANIMATE TOFU (331) 10 5 0
2/ 2 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 235 176 12 57.2 2/ 3 COSMIC KARMA (760) 9 6 0
3/ 3 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 1160 1036 129 52.8 3- 1 CHAMPIONS (688) 7 3 1
4- 4 REAL PEOPLE 3 (735) 29 28 3 50.9 4/ 6 WOMB OF HORRORS (766) 6 3 0
5/ 5 MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 870 845 62 50.7 5/ 4 MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 6 8 0
6- 6 CHAMPIONS (688) 53 52 6 50.5 6/ 8 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 3 2 0
7/ 7 COSMIC KARMA (760) 123 125 5 49.6 7/ 5 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 3 2 0
8/ 9 INANIMATE TOFU (331) 178 202 7 46.8 8- 7 REAL PEOPLE 3 (735) 1 3 1
9/10 OF WOLF AND MAN (620) 43 56 1 43.4 9-12 THE EMERALD ISLES (765) 1 4 0
10-11 THE EMERALD ISLES (765) 71 94 5 43.0 10/10*257 BOURBON ST (770) 0 4 0
11/12 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 56 90 3 38.4 11/ 9 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 0 3 0
12/13*257 BOURBON ST (770) 1 4 0 20.0 12/13 OF WOLF AND MAN (620) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
TALCAMA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, CHAMPIONS, since
INANIMATE TOFU took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. THE EMERALD
ISLES turned their 0-0-0 turn into a 9th place rank in the listings this turn. Any
better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice,
but don't get cocky, MAD SCIENTISTS, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are
proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see THARIZDUN win a fight and gain
20 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SNURKO beat TOFU SCRAMBLE and TOFU SCRAMBLE lost 15
points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the
throne, EXTRADONAIRE has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm
earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as INVERNESS takes the Title
and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Original Arthur's
Last Stand, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this
stuff? From TALCAMA's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. TALCAMA, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
MAD SCIENTISTS the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It
was WOMB OF HORRORS. Ha ha ha ha! HARRY TRUMAN was challenged more times this turn
than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INVERNESS 11575 26 12 0 106 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COSMIC ASH 11614 18 12 1 105 COSMIC KARMA (760)
HARRY TRUMAN 8862 18 16 0 102 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
-TEAL'C 10055 12 5 3 102 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
-PHOUKA 11513 12 14 2 94 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COSMIC HAVEN 11605 17 17 1 88 COSMIC KARMA (760)
THARIZDUN 11636 15 12 1 88 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
PARMESEAN CHEESE 10983 16 12 0 83 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
TAMOACHAN 11577 14 15 0 80 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
NOVA HELIX 11600 15 16 1 75 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
-SEE THE STARS 9900 10 6 0 68 CHAMPIONS (688)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HURIN 10030 13 8 1 60 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
-MAD MC SNUGGLES 11594 13 11 0 58 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
COSMIC AMBUSH 11703 5 2 0 57 COSMIC KARMA (760)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARON BARYON 11634 13 14 1 55 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
LADY LIGHTYEAR 11647 11 7 0 55 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
SNURKO 11662 6 4 0 54 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
-CONSTABLE QUARK 11721 4 0 0 45 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
-I B BAD 9899 7 9 0 42 CHAMPIONS (688)
COSMIC WIDOW 11648 6 1 0 35 COSMIC KARMA (760)
TOFU SCRAMBLE 11710 4 3 0 34 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POLARIS DAWN 11702 3 2 0 26 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DETHAN 11723 1 3 0 24 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOFU NUGGETS 11748 3 0 0 23 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
-SMIDGE 11668 4 4 0 21 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
LUCKY THIRTEEN 11678 1 3 0 20 257 BOURBON ST (770)
-THE SELKIE 11652 3 7 0 16 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
CRISP FRIED TOFU 11749 2 1 0 14 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
-STEF CRAPS 11092 1 1 0 8 REAL PEOPLE 3 (735)
-BARON O'GRAYMATER 11704 2 1 0 7 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA1 11675 0 1 0 257 BOURBON ST 770 BLACK ORC 1038 NONE
DARK KARMA 1 11757 0 1 0 COSMIC KARMA 760 DARK CHAMPION 1038 NONE
DA1 11755 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 620 WIRYDON THE GIAN 1038 NONE
QC3 11754 0 1 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22 WIRYDON THE GIAN 1038 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DARK KARMA 1 was barely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
QC3 was slaughtered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
HARRY TRUMAN bested NOVA HELIX in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
PARMESEAN CHEESE was devastated by COSMIC ASH in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
INVERNESS bested COSMIC HAVEN in a 2 minute master's Title match.
TAMOACHAN overcame HURIN in a 2 minute expert's fight.
THARIZDUN vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
SNURKO vanquished TOFU SCRAMBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BARON BARYON savagely defeated CARELESS WEAPONSMITH in a action packed 1 minute match.
LADY LIGHTYEAR savagely defeated CARELESS WEAPONSMITH in a 2 minute brutal match.
COSMIC AMBUSH devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
COSMIC WIDOW luckily beat LUCKY THIRTEEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match.
POLARIS DAWN slimly won victory over CRISP FRIED TOFU in a 2 minute conflict.
TOFU NUGGETS defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 2 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 20 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 18 - 16 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 12 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 46 - 3 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 26 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
Turn 1038 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 5 3 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY INVERNESS 11575 26 12 0 106 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
SLASHING ATTACK COSMIC ASH 11614 18 12 1 105 COSMIC KARMA (760)
BASHING ATTACK THARIZDUN 11636 15 12 1 88 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
LUNGING ATTACK PARMESEAN CHEESE 10983 16 12 0 83 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
WALL OF STEEL HURIN 10030 13 8 1 60 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
PARRY-STRIKE SNURKO 11662 6 4 0 54 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
AIMED BLOW TOFU SCRAMBLE 11710 4 3 0 34 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HARRY TRUMAN 8862. The most popular warrior this
turn was LUCKY THIRTEEN 11678. The ten other most popular fighters were COSMIC HAVEN
11605, LADY LIGHTYEAR 11647, HARRY TRUMAN 8862, TAMOACHAN 11577, BARON BARYON 11634,
POLARIS DAWN 11702, CRISP FRIED TOFU 11749, COSMIC ASH 11614, THARIZDUN 11636, and
DARK KARMA 1 11757.
The least popular fighter this week was COSMIC WIDOW 11648. The other ten least
popular fighters were TOFU SCRAMBLE 11710, QC3 11754, DA1 11675, COSMIC AMBUSH 11703,
SNURKO 11662, INVERNESS 11575, PARMESEAN CHEESE 10983, NOVA HELIX 11600, DA1 11755,
and TOFU NUGGETS 11748.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
COSMIC ASH (18-11614) COSMIC KARMA (760)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
WHATAMONSTER (18-9846) CHAMPIONS (688)
EXTRADONAIRE (18-9847) CHAMPIONS (688)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
THUMBSCREW (2-2622) IN COLD BLOOD (329)
YORKE (7-6040) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
LUNACY (60-9545) HORRID INSTANITY (716)
MR. CARTER (72-10604) PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)
SCHNOOKLEWUGGY (84-16559) SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)
DOLEMITE (85-24265) HOWLIN' CLASSICS (4686)
EXTERMINATOR (86-1006) HOWLING GRIBBLE (171)
FRED SAVAGE CEO (86-18759) THE PURGE 249 (3461)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes