DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/19/2026 Duedate: 01/31/2026
TALCAMA ARENA
DM 18 TURN 1046
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
INVERNESS
WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
(18-11575) [29-17-0,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
INVERNESS POSITION IS EMPTY
WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
(18-11575) [29-17-0,120]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
PHOUKA TOFU SCRAMBLE
THE EMERALD ISLES (765) INANIMATE TOFU (331)
(18-11513) [14-17-2,97] (18-11710) [10-5-0,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
INANIMATE TOFU (331)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. INANIMATE TOFU (331) 34
2. THE EMERALD ISLES (765) 18 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
3. OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 8 Unchartered Team
4. WOMB OF HORRORS (766) 4
5. OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 3 NUCLEAR WAR (148)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 STORM SHADOWS (757) 26 7 0 78.8 1/ 2 INANIMATE TOFU (331) 6 7 0
2/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 246 184 13 57.2 2- 1 COSMIC KARMA (760) 5 3 1
3/ 4 WOMB OF HORRORS (766) 83 66 2 55.7 3/ 5 ALABAMA BLUES (755) 4 2 0
4- 5 MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 881 858 62 50.7 4/ 7 THE EMERALD ISLES (765) 4 4 0
5- 6 COSMIC KARMA (760) 134 138 6 49.3 5- 3 MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 3 5 0
6/ 7 ALABAMA BLUES (755) 43 45 2 48.9 6/ 6 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 2 3 0
7/ 8 INANIMATE TOFU (331) 195 223 8 46.7 7- 4 STORM SHADOWS (757) 1 0 0
8- 9 OF WOLF AND MAN (620) 51 62 3 45.1 8- 8 OF WOLF AND MAN (620) 1 1 0
9/10 THE EMERALD ISLES (765) 83 104 6 44.4 9/10 WOMB OF HORRORS (766) 1 5 0
10/11 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 63 99 4 38.9 10/ 9 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TALCAMA. Like, COSMIC KARMA had to be so
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by INANIMATE TOFU! Way to go INANIMATE
TOFU! THE EMERALD ISLES like really fought hard to move up to 4th from 7th. Way to
go! MVP award for TOFU SCRAMBLE? INANIMATE TOFU's proud of him after beating COW
COW DAVENPORT and getting 13 points. Talk about yer major upsets! COW COW
DAVENPORT's match with TOFU SCRAMBLE cost him a loss of 7 points! What a putz! NOVA
HELIX fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No
one said he was a genius... Was that a tear I saw in INVERNESS' eye, as he took over
Duelmastership? And wasn't MAD MC SNUGGLES fit to be tied! I hear the top team
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for
PR photos.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. COSMIC KARMA was the most avoided team. Is a 134-138-6 record
really that scary? I don't know what THE EMERALD ISLES' been doing. They certainly
haven't been accepting many fights from COSMIC KARMA, that's fer sher. Like, is
SMIDGE popular, or what? She was challenged the most in all of TALCAMA! She's got a
8-5-0, is that good?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All TALCAMA ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. Hey! Quit laughing! Just because THE SELKIE had 4-10-1 was
no reason for THE EMERALD ISLES to send him to the Dark Arena! Stop it! Fight,
fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INVERNESS 11575 29 17 0 120 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NOVA HELIX 11600 18 19 1 113 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
-COSMIC HAVEN 11605 20 20 1 102 COSMIC KARMA (760)
PHOUKA 11513 14 17 2 97 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LADY LIGHTYEAR 11647 15 9 0 90 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
TOFU SCRAMBLE 11710 10 5 0 83 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
MAD MC SNUGGLES 11594 17 12 0 80 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
-COSMIC AMBUSH 11703 9 4 1 78 COSMIC KARMA (760)
THARIZDUN 11636 17 18 1 74 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BARON BARYON 11634 14 19 1 62 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
ALABAMA SHAKES 11479 10 8 1 58 ALABAMA BLUES (755)
BLUESMAN DAVIS 11521 10 2 0 58 ALABAMA BLUES (755)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COW COW DAVENPORT 11351 8 5 0 55 ALABAMA BLUES (755)
-COSMIC WIDOW 11648 9 4 0 47 COSMIC KARMA (760)
SMIDGE 11668 8 5 0 46 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
-POLARIS DAWN 11702 6 5 0 41 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DETHAN 11723 3 7 1 33 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
-LARTEK 11683 2 3 0 31 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
-MISTRESS TAVEA 11743 3 1 0 30 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AMYS KITCHEN 11779 2 2 0 23 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
-NOKTU 11764 3 1 0 19 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
TOFURKY 11789 1 0 0 8 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CRAP 297421 11788 0 1 0 INANIMATE TOFU 331 STONE GOLEM 1046 NONE
CRISP FRIED TOF 11749 3 4 1 INANIMATE TOFU 331 DETHAN 11723 1042 NOT REVENGED
GELATINUS GOOP 11773 1 4 0 INANIMATE TOFU 331 HIGH ELF 1046 NONE
DA1 11790 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 630 AVENGING ZILTHOR 1046 NONE
DA2 11791 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 630 BLACK ORC 1046 NONE
THE SELKIE 11652 4 11 1 THE EMERALD ISLE 765 MOUNTAIN TROLL 1046 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE SELKIE was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GELATINUS GOOP was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA2 was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
CRAP 297421 was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena contest.
DA1 was murdered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
INVERNESS outwaited MAD MC SNUGGLES in a unpopular 7 minute veteran's Title duel.
TOFU SCRAMBLE overpowered COW COW DAVENPORT in a popular 2 minute mismatched brawl.
THARIZDUN was vanquished by PHOUKA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ALABAMA SHAKES vanquished AMYS KITCHEN in a 2 minute uneven fight.
BLUESMAN DAVIS outwaited DETHAN in a 9 minute gory fight.
SMIDGE savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory melee.
TOFURKY defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 7 - 3 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 10 - 2 66 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 9 - 1 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 11 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 18 - 15 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 37 - 1 44 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 30 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 12 - 0 8 |
Turn 1046 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 4 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY INVERNESS 11575 29 17 0 120 WOMB OF HORRORS (766)
AIMED BLOW TOFU SCRAMBLE 11710 10 5 0 83 INANIMATE TOFU (331)
WALL OF STEEL MAD MC SNUGGLES 11594 17 12 0 80 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
PARRY-LUNGE SMIDGE 11668 8 5 0 46 THE EMERALD ISLES (765)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PHOUKA 11513. The most popular warrior this turn
was CRAP 297421 11788. The ten other most popular fighters were TOFU SCRAMBLE 11710,
THE SELKIE 11652, SMIDGE 11668, PHOUKA 11513, DETHAN 11723, ALABAMA SHAKES 11479,
AMYS KITCHEN 11779, TOFURKY 11789, GELATINUS GOOP 11773, and DA2 11791.
The least popular fighter this week was BLUESMAN DAVIS 11521. The other ten least
popular fighters were INVERNESS 11575, THARIZDUN 11636, COW COW DAVENPORT 11351, MAD
MC SNUGGLES 11594, DA1 11790, DA2 11791, GELATINUS GOOP 11773, TOFURKY 11789, AMYS
KITCHEN 11779, and ALABAMA SHAKES 11479.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PHOUKA (18-11513) THE EMERALD ISLES (765)