DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/22/2017    Duedate: 06/03/2017

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-820

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KRS-ONE
HIP HOP HEROES (511)
(18-10723) [8-16-1,79]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KRS-ONE                        BUDDAM SMELTAXE
HIP HOP HEROES (511)           DWARVEN MIGHT (709)
(18-10723) [8-16-1,79]         (18-10405) [4-2-0,51]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KRS-ONE                        RICKTATOR
HIP HOP HEROES (511)           THE MENTORS 17-63 (733)
(18-10723) [8-16-1,79]         (18-10854) [2-0-0,15]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEXT GENERATION (547)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NEXT GENERATION (547)       21
2. SEA DOGS (224)              19      NEXT GENERATION (547)
3. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)       15      Unchartered Team
4. THE MENTORS 17-63 (733)      7
5. INTO THE BADLANDS (727)      3      THE MENTORS 17-63 (733)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THE MENTORS 17-63 (733)    2   0  0  100   1/ 1 NEXT GENERATION (547)     5  2 0
 2/ 0*DWARVEN MIGHT (709)        4   2  0 66.7   2/ 3 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      5  7 0
 3/ 2 NEXT GENERATION (547)    287 154 17 65.1   3/ 2 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     5  9 1
 4- 3*THE TAVERN (722)           9   7  1 56.3   4/ 4 SEA DOGS (224)            3 11 0
 5/ 4 SEA DOGS (224)           589 558 40 51.4   5/ 6*THE MENTORS 17-63 (733)   2  0 0
 6/ 5 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1419 %1373 79 50.8   6- 5*THE TAVERN (722)          2  0 0
 7/ 6 HIP HOP HEROES (511)     172 188  9 47.8   7/ 0*DWARVEN MIGHT (709)       1  0 0
 8/ 7*INTO THE BADLANDS (727)    4  10  1 28.6   8/ 7*INTO THE BADLANDS (727)   1  2 0
 9- 8*ROBOTO'S MINIONS (729)     0   1  0  0.0   9- 8*ROBOTO'S MINIONS (729)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt TALCAMA will ever be the same.  And let's see, BIMBO MOMMA fought FREEWAY and 
gained 14 points and contributed to NEXT GENERATION's 2-0-0.  FREEWAY has lost to 
BIMBO MOMMA, falling 8 points, while helping make HIP HOP HEROES a 1-3-0 turn.  Our 
Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE, BUT KRS-ONE is still the 
Duelmaster because he has the most recognition points!  Can someone confirm a rumor 
for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Original 
Arthur's Last Stand until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  SEA DOGS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were TALCAMA's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And guess who avoided SEA DOGS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was INTO THE 
BADLANDS.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that FREEWAY from HIP 
HOP HEROES was TALCAMA's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  We'd like to remind certain teams 
not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered 
rude.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Always good to rest in TALCAMA, but never good to wear out my welcome.  
Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in TALCAMA again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KRS-ONE 10723                 8  16  1    79       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GUY 'N ANNE 10794             5   0  0    54       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 BUDDAM SMELTAXE 10405         4   2  0    51       DWARVEN MIGHT (709)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUGARMUGGAH 10847             3   1  0    31       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-ALKY 10626                    3   1  1    30       THE TAVERN (722)
-BOUNCER BOB 10627             3   1  0    29       THE TAVERN (722)
 BIMBO MOMMA 10787             2   0  0    29       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 SCGIIKK D 10810               2   0  0    27       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREEWAY 10841                 3   1  0    20       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
-THE WIDOW 10770               1   1  0    20       INTO THE BADLANDS (727)
 QUINN 10768                   1   2  0    19       INTO THE BADLANDS (727)
-LIGHTWEIGHT 10625             2   0  0    18       THE TAVERN (722)
 YAR!!! 10792                  1   1  0    18       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-SIR SMOKESALOT 10667          1   0  0    17       THE TAVERN (722)
-THE OTHER DOCTOR 10788        3   1  0    15       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 JEDI YETI 10860               2   0  1    15       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 RICKTATOR 10854               2   0  0    15       THE MENTORS 17-63 (733)
 SIREN 10826                   3   4  1    14       SEA DOGS (224)
 NIPPITY DOODAH 10844          2   2  0    10       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-SUNNY 10771                   1   1  1     9       INTO THE BADLANDS (727)
-GO RUN 10793                  1   0  0     9       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-WALDO 10772                   1   3  0     6       INTO THE BADLANDS (727)
 DERP THE PERP 10846           0   4  0     4       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 YNDEROO MODEL 10861           0   2  0     2       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 BLACK SPOT 10866              0   1  0     1       SEA DOGS (224)
 DJ KOOL 10868                 0   1  0     1       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEFENDER ALPHA 10805    0  1 0 ROBOTO'S MINIONS 729 JEDI YETI 10860       819   
ELF OVERBOARD 10864     0  1 0 SEA DOGS 224         MOUNTAIN TROLL        820  NONE
GIANT OVERBOARD 10863   0  1 0 SEA DOGS 224         SPYMISTRESS SHAR      820  NONE
HUMAN OVERBOARD 10865   0  1 0 SEA DOGS 224         SPYMISTRESS SHAR      820  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GIANT OVERBOARD was butchered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ELF OVERBOARD was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HUMAN OVERBOARD was murdered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
KRS-ONE was defeated by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's Title duel.
BUDDAM SMELTAXE defeated SUGARMUGGAH in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur fight.
FREEWAY lost to BIMBO MOMMA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
QUINN beat YNDEROO MODEL in a 1 minute brawl.
YAR!!! overcame SIREN in a 2 minute fight.
SCGIIKK D handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
NIPPITY DOODAH won victory over BLACK SPOT in a action packed 1 minute novice's duel.
DERP THE PERP was viciously subdued by RICKTATOR in a 3 minute novice's fight.
JEDI YETI overpowered DJ KOOL in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -   8 -  1      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        10 -  13 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -  17 -  0       0  |

Turn 820 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BUDDAM SMELTAXE 10405       4   2  0   51 DWARVEN MIGHT (709)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KRS-ONE 10723.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RICKTATOR 10854.  The ten other most popular fighters were FREEWAY 10841, KRS-ONE 
10723, YAR!!! 10792, NIPPITY DOODAH 10844, BUDDAM SMELTAXE 10405, SUGARMUGGAH 10847, 
QUINN 10768, SIREN 10826, JEDI YETI 10860, and BIMBO MOMMA 10787.

The least popular fighter this week was DJ KOOL 10868.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HUMAN OVERBOARD 10865, ELF OVERBOARD 10864, GIANT OVERBOARD 10863, DERP 
THE PERP 10846, BLACK SPOT 10866, SCGIIKK D 10810, YNDEROO MODEL 10861, BIMBO MOMMA 
10787, JEDI YETI 10860, and SIREN 10826.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.