DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/30/2026    Duedate: 05/13/2026

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM 19    TURN 1047

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POSITION IS EMPTY

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HELL'S HOWITZER                JACKWAGON
SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)         WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
(19-6307) [9-1-0,95]           (19-6318) [7-0-0,95]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ALMANAC                        HELL'S HOWITZER
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
(19-6249) [18-17-1,72]         (19-6307) [9-1-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAKOTA (167)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LAKOTA (167)                  38 
2. DRUNK HISTORY (534)           25    SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
3. WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)         11    Unchartered Team
4. DROP THE REMIX (539)          11 
5. OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)          10    WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)      7   0  0 100.   1/ 1 LAKOTA (167)              9  5 1
 2/ 2*OF WOLF & MAN (545)        3   0  0 100.   2/ 2 UNDERWORLD (201)          4  2 0
 3/ 0 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)     9   1  0 90.0   3/ 4 UNDER THE SEA (533)       4  3 0
 4/ 0*DROP THE REMIX (539)       5   2  1 71.4   4/ 5 THE ALLIANCE (542)        3  7 2
 5/ 0*DRUNK HISTORY (534)        5   3  0 62.5   5/ 3 CHAOS KIDS (384)          3  7 0
 6/ 3 UNDERWORLD (201)          49  46  1 51.6   6/ 7*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)     2  0 0
 7/ 4 CHAOS KIDS (384)         243 232 12 51.2   7/ 8*OF WOLF & MAN (545)       2  0 0
 8/ 5 UNDER THE SEA (533)       79  88 15 47.3   8/ 6 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  2  1 0
 9/ 6 LAKOTA (167)              70  84  4 45.5   9/ 0*DRUNK HISTORY (534)       1  0 0
10/ 7 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)   7  10  1 41.2  10/ 0*DROP THE REMIX (539)      1  0 0
11/ 8 THE ALLIANCE (542)        29  56  3 34.1  11/ 0 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    1  0 0
12/ 9 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241)190 514 35 27.0  12/ 9 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241) 1  2 0
13/10*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)       1   9  0 10.0  13/10*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)      0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ZUWAYZA to see 
what's new.  MVP award for COLONEL TAYLOR?  DRUNK HISTORY's proud of him after 
beating CALL GIRL and getting 25 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  CALL GIRL 
got smashed by COLONEL TAYLOR, and lost 18 points!  What a putz!  BOB BEGGER fights 
so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said he 
was a genius...  Who was the wiseguy that said ZUWAYZA's Duelmaster was paying for 
drinks at The Drunken Ox?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  CHAOS KIDS figured it was better to let WEEPY WILLOW kill AUDREY II 
unpunished, and not worry about getting nailed again!  What if they had a fight and 
nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOB BEGGER 3172              13   7  0 114         UNDERWORLD (201)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELL'S HOWITZER 6307          9   1  0  95         SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    
 JACKWAGON 6318                7   0  0  95         WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLONEL TAYLOR 6234           5   3  0  82         DRUNK HISTORY (534)       
 BROAD BILL 6250              13  16  4  77         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
 ALMANAC 6249                 18  17  1  72         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 CALL GIRL 2971                7   2  0  67         UNDERWORLD (201)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UREA 2451                     9   9  0  65         UNDERWORLD (201)          
 SPOTTED EAGLE 2047            6   8  1  61         LAKOTA (167)              
 BLACK KNIFE 1973             10   4  0  57         LAKOTA (167)              
 LITTLE BEAR 2075              5   6  0  57         LAKOTA (167)              

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEEPY WILLOW 6291             7   7  1  50         FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  
 PLATINUM 6302                 8   9  0  47         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 RICOCHET 6297                 6  14  2  43         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 JACQUES 6298                  6   2  0  40         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
 PASSIONATELY BALD 6272        3   1  1  39         DROP THE REMIX (539)      
 RIP TIDE 6285                 6  14  1  37         CHAOS KIDS (384)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUDD 6327                     4   8  1  25         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 EAGLE WOMAN 6384              2   0  1  25         LAKOTA (167)              
 KOR'THAL 6353                 2   0  0  24         OF WOLF & MAN (545)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CYNERGY 6381                  2   1  1  20         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 NEON PEON 6368                3   3  0  16         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 PHILOSTALGIA 6363             1   4  0  13         OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)      
-AETHIRA 6350                  1   0  0  13         OF WOLF & MAN (545)       
 CYNAMINT 6385                 1   1  0  11         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 DIPSTICK DIVE 6382            0   1  0   1         CHAOS KIDS (384)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA        0  0 0                      CYNERGY 6381          1047 NONE
AUDREY II 6331          6  2 0 CHAOS KIDS 384       WEEPY WILLOW 6291     1043 NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PAPPY 6386              1  1 0 LAKOTA 167           SHEWISH GIANT         1047 NONE
DEMON DOG 6364          0  1 0 OZBOZOLGISTS 6 546   EAGLE WOMAN 6384      1047  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PAPPY was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HELL'S HOWITZER subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 2 minute melee.
BROAD BILL was overpowered by JACKWAGON in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ALMANAC bested LITTLE BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CALL GIRL was savagely defeated by COLONEL TAYLOR in a 2 minute master's competition.
UREA viciously subdued WEEPY WILLOW in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.
PLATINUM was overpowered by SPOTTED EAGLE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
BLACK KNIFE vanquished MUDD in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
RICOCHET defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute veteran vs. beginner fight.
JACQUES beat RIP TIDE in a 6 minute fight.
PASSIONATELY BALD demolished PHILOSTALGIA in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
KOR'THAL bested NEON PEON in a 1 minute battle.
CYNAMINT demolished DIPSTICK DIVE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CYNERGY easily killed PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EAGLE WOMAN slaughtered DEMON DOG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  12 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  15 -  3      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  24 -  3      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  23 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  11 -  1      39  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  19 -  0      37  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW         3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 1047 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HELL'S HOWITZER 6307        9   1  0   95 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
STRIKING ATTACK  JACKWAGON 6318              7   0  0   95 WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
SLASHING ATTACK  ALMANAC 6249               18  17  1   72 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
TOTAL PARRY      CALL GIRL 2971              7   2  0   67 UNDERWORLD (201)
PARRY-STRIKE     BLACK KNIFE 1973           10   4  0   57 LAKOTA (167)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ALMANAC 6249.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HELL'S HOWITZER 6307.  The ten other most popular fighters were UREA 2451, 
COLONEL TAYLOR 6234, WEEPY WILLOW 6291, BLACK KNIFE 1973, SPOTTED EAGLE 2047, 
RICOCHET 6297, RIP TIDE 6285, PASSIONATELY BALD 6272, PAPPY 6386, and JACKWAGON 6318.

The least popular fighter this week was JACQUES 6298.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DEMON DOG 6364, DIPSTICK DIVE 6382, PHILOSTALGIA 6363, BROAD BILL 6250, 
EAGLE WOMAN 6384, CYNERGY 6381, NEON PEON 6368, MUDD 6327, CALL GIRL 2971, and LITTLE 
BEAR 2075.