DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/30/2026 Duedate: 05/13/2026
ZUWAYZA ARENA
DM 19 TURN 1047
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POSITION IS EMPTY
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HELL'S HOWITZER JACKWAGON
SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543) WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
(19-6307) [9-1-0,95] (19-6318) [7-0-0,95]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
ALMANAC HELL'S HOWITZER
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
(19-6249) [18-17-1,72] (19-6307) [9-1-0,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAKOTA (167)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LAKOTA (167) 38
2. DRUNK HISTORY (534) 25 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
3. WRATHMEN 25-113 (544) 11 Unchartered Team
4. DROP THE REMIX (539) 11
5. OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546) 10 WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544) 7 0 0 100. 1/ 1 LAKOTA (167) 9 5 1
2/ 2*OF WOLF & MAN (545) 3 0 0 100. 2/ 2 UNDERWORLD (201) 4 2 0
3/ 0 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543) 9 1 0 90.0 3/ 4 UNDER THE SEA (533) 4 3 0
4/ 0*DROP THE REMIX (539) 5 2 1 71.4 4/ 5 THE ALLIANCE (542) 3 7 2
5/ 0*DRUNK HISTORY (534) 5 3 0 62.5 5/ 3 CHAOS KIDS (384) 3 7 0
6/ 3 UNDERWORLD (201) 49 46 1 51.6 6/ 7*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544) 2 0 0
7/ 4 CHAOS KIDS (384) 243 232 12 51.2 7/ 8*OF WOLF & MAN (545) 2 0 0
8/ 5 UNDER THE SEA (533) 79 88 15 47.3 8/ 6 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541) 2 1 0
9/ 6 LAKOTA (167) 70 84 4 45.5 9/ 0*DRUNK HISTORY (534) 1 0 0
10/ 7 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541) 7 10 1 41.2 10/ 0*DROP THE REMIX (539) 1 0 0
11/ 8 THE ALLIANCE (542) 29 56 3 34.1 11/ 0 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543) 1 0 0
12/ 9 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241)190 514 35 27.0 12/ 9 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241) 1 2 0
13/10*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546) 1 9 0 10.0 13/10*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out ZUWAYZA to see
what's new. MVP award for COLONEL TAYLOR? DRUNK HISTORY's proud of him after
beating CALL GIRL and getting 25 points. Talk about yer big time losers! CALL GIRL
got smashed by COLONEL TAYLOR, and lost 18 points! What a putz! BOB BEGGER fights
so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said he
was a genius... Who was the wiseguy that said ZUWAYZA's Duelmaster was paying for
drinks at The Drunken Ox? Don't look at me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff.
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? CHAOS KIDS figured it was better to let WEEPY WILLOW kill AUDREY II
unpunished, and not worry about getting nailed again! What if they had a fight and
nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BOB BEGGER 3172 13 7 0 114 UNDERWORLD (201)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HELL'S HOWITZER 6307 9 1 0 95 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
JACKWAGON 6318 7 0 0 95 WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLONEL TAYLOR 6234 5 3 0 82 DRUNK HISTORY (534)
BROAD BILL 6250 13 16 4 77 UNDER THE SEA (533)
ALMANAC 6249 18 17 1 72 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
CALL GIRL 2971 7 2 0 67 UNDERWORLD (201)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UREA 2451 9 9 0 65 UNDERWORLD (201)
SPOTTED EAGLE 2047 6 8 1 61 LAKOTA (167)
BLACK KNIFE 1973 10 4 0 57 LAKOTA (167)
LITTLE BEAR 2075 5 6 0 57 LAKOTA (167)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WEEPY WILLOW 6291 7 7 1 50 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)
PLATINUM 6302 8 9 0 47 THE ALLIANCE (542)
RICOCHET 6297 6 14 2 43 CHAOS KIDS (384)
JACQUES 6298 6 2 0 40 UNDER THE SEA (533)
PASSIONATELY BALD 6272 3 1 1 39 DROP THE REMIX (539)
RIP TIDE 6285 6 14 1 37 CHAOS KIDS (384)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUDD 6327 4 8 1 25 THE ALLIANCE (542)
EAGLE WOMAN 6384 2 0 1 25 LAKOTA (167)
KOR'THAL 6353 2 0 0 24 OF WOLF & MAN (545)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CYNERGY 6381 2 1 1 20 THE ALLIANCE (542)
NEON PEON 6368 3 3 0 16 THE ALLIANCE (542)
PHILOSTALGIA 6363 1 4 0 13 OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)
-AETHIRA 6350 1 0 0 13 OF WOLF & MAN (545)
CYNAMINT 6385 1 1 0 11 THE ALLIANCE (542)
DIPSTICK DIVE 6382 0 1 0 1 CHAOS KIDS (384)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA 0 0 0 CYNERGY 6381 1047 NONE
AUDREY II 6331 6 2 0 CHAOS KIDS 384 WEEPY WILLOW 6291 1043 NOT REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PAPPY 6386 1 1 0 LAKOTA 167 SHEWISH GIANT 1047 NONE
DEMON DOG 6364 0 1 0 OZBOZOLGISTS 6 546 EAGLE WOMAN 6384 1047
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PAPPY was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HELL'S HOWITZER subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 2 minute melee.
BROAD BILL was overpowered by JACKWAGON in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ALMANAC bested LITTLE BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CALL GIRL was savagely defeated by COLONEL TAYLOR in a 2 minute master's competition.
UREA viciously subdued WEEPY WILLOW in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.
PLATINUM was overpowered by SPOTTED EAGLE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
BLACK KNIFE vanquished MUDD in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
RICOCHET defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute veteran vs. beginner fight.
JACQUES beat RIP TIDE in a 6 minute fight.
PASSIONATELY BALD demolished PHILOSTALGIA in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
KOR'THAL bested NEON PEON in a 1 minute battle.
CYNAMINT demolished DIPSTICK DIVE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CYNERGY easily killed PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EAGLE WOMAN slaughtered DEMON DOG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 12 - 1 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 15 - 3 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 24 - 3 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 23 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 11 - 1 39 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 19 - 0 37 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
Turn 1047 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HELL'S HOWITZER 6307 9 1 0 95 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
STRIKING ATTACK JACKWAGON 6318 7 0 0 95 WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
SLASHING ATTACK ALMANAC 6249 18 17 1 72 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
TOTAL PARRY CALL GIRL 2971 7 2 0 67 UNDERWORLD (201)
PARRY-STRIKE BLACK KNIFE 1973 10 4 0 57 LAKOTA (167)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ALMANAC 6249. The most popular warrior this turn
was HELL'S HOWITZER 6307. The ten other most popular fighters were UREA 2451,
COLONEL TAYLOR 6234, WEEPY WILLOW 6291, BLACK KNIFE 1973, SPOTTED EAGLE 2047,
RICOCHET 6297, RIP TIDE 6285, PASSIONATELY BALD 6272, PAPPY 6386, and JACKWAGON 6318.
The least popular fighter this week was JACQUES 6298. The other ten least popular
fighters were DEMON DOG 6364, DIPSTICK DIVE 6382, PHILOSTALGIA 6363, BROAD BILL 6250,
EAGLE WOMAN 6384, CYNERGY 6381, NEON PEON 6368, MUDD 6327, CALL GIRL 2971, and LITTLE
BEAR 2075.