DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/11/2026    Duedate: 06/24/2026

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM 19    TURN 1050

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HELL'S HOWITZER
SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
(19-6307) [11-2-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HELL'S HOWITZER                PASSIONATELY BALD
SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)         DROP THE REMIX (539)
(19-6307) [11-2-0,100]         (19-6272) [4-1-1,47]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ALMANAC                        HELL'S HOWITZER
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
(19-6249) [20-18-1,91]         (19-6307) [11-2-0,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE ALLIANCE (542)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)      21 
2. THE ALLIANCE (542)            19    SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
3. CHAOS KIDS (384)              10    Unchartered Team
4. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)    9  
5. DROP THE REMIX (539)          8     DROP THE REMIX (539)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)      9   0  0 100.   1/ 2 THE ALLIANCE (542)        7  6 1
 2/ 3 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    11   2  0 84.6   2/ 1 LAKOTA (167)              6  9 0
 3/ 4*DROP THE REMIX (539)       6   2  1 75.0   3- 3 UNDERWORLD (201)          4  2 0
 4- 6 UNDERWORLD (201)          53  48  1 52.5   4/ 4 UNDER THE SEA (533)       4  4 0
 5/ 7 CHAOS KIDS (384)         247 240 14 50.7   5/ 5 CHAOS KIDS (384)          4  8 2
 6/ 8 UNDER THE SEA (533)       83  92 15 47.4   6/ 9 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  3  3 0
 7/ 9 LAKOTA (167)              76  93  4 45.0   7- 6*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)     2  0 0
 8/10 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  10  13  1 43.5   8/ 7 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241) 2  1 0
 9/11 THE ALLIANCE (542)        36  62  4 36.7   9/ 8 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    2  1 0
10/ 0*MOON UNIT MONKS (509)      3   6  1 33.3  10/12*DROP THE REMIX (539)      1  0 0
11/12 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241)192 515 35 27.2  11/13*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)      1  1 0
12/13*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)       2  10  0 16.7  12/ 0*MOON UNIT MONKS (509)     1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in ZUWAYZA!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Too bad, LAKOTA, but THE 
ALLIANCE was just too good to be stopped.  FAR TRAVELERS 2575 like really fought hard 
to move up to 6th from 9th.  Way to go!  MVP award for WEEPY WILLOW?  FAR TRAVELERS 
2575's proud of her after beating SPOTTED EAGLE and getting 21 points.  Talk about 
yer major upsets!  SPOTTED EAGLE's match with WEEPY WILLOW cost him a loss of 21 
points!  What a putz!  JACKWAGON fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting 
and loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  And I was just getting used to 
the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome HELL'S HOWITZER.  Aren't SATAN'S 
BIG GUNS proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  WRATHMEN 25-113 was ZUWAYZA's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are SATAN'S BIG GUNS?  WRATHMEN 
25-113, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Can CHAOS KIDS' RIP TIDE be more popular than me?  She was challenged 
the most, but is that really the same?  People were asking me did TOUCH THE CLOUDS 
REALLY challenge CYNAMINT?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It 
wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but CYNAMINT wants me to write about it 
since she defeated TOUCH THE CLOUDS.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ZUWAYZA ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  How cruel!  CHAOS KIDS heartlessly sent hers to RIP TIDE 
certain fate in the Dark Arena.  Is a 6-16-1 bad or something?  I see DIPSTICK DIVE 
got killed by PLATINUM of THE ALLIANCE.  Now I want to see some serious Bloodfeud 
action out there!  PLATINUM bloodfeuded (is that a word?) DIPSTICK DIVE for revenge 
over some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that 
all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  ZUWAYZA is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELL'S HOWITZER 6307         11   2  0 100         SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JACKWAGON 6318                9   0  0 124         WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)     
 ALMANAC 6249                 20  18  1  91         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UREA 2451                    11   9  0  84         UNDERWORLD (201)          
 LITTLE BEAR 2075              6   8  0  82         LAKOTA (167)              
 BROAD BILL 6250              13  19  4  78         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
-CALL GIRL 2971                8   3  0  75         UNDERWORLD (201)          
 PLATINUM 6302                11   9  1  72         THE ALLIANCE (542)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEEPY WILLOW 6291             9   8  1  66         FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  
 BLACK KNIFE 1973             12   5  0  64         LAKOTA (167)              

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RICOCHET 6297                 8  15  3  48         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 JACQUES 6298                  8   3  0  48         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
 PASSIONATELY BALD 6272        4   1  1  47         DROP THE REMIX (539)      
 SPOTTED EAGLE 2047            7  10  1  45         LAKOTA (167)              

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CYNAMINT 6385                 3   2  0  29         THE ALLIANCE (542)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEON PEON 6368                4   4  0  23         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 PHILOSTALGIA 6363             2   5  0  20         OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STANDFAST 6289                1   0  0  19         FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  
 BLESS 5996                    1   2  0  15         MOON UNIT MONKS (509)     
 EAGLE WOMAN 6384              3   2  1  13         LAKOTA (167)              
 GOAT FISH 6365                2   0  0  13         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
 MARCUS 6393                   1   0  0  10         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 TOUCH THE CLOUDS 6390         1   2  0   5         LAKOTA (167)              
 FATHER TYME 5995              0   1  0   5         MOON UNIT MONKS (509)     
 SHELDON 6387                  0   2  0   2         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 ATHENA 6394                   0   1  0   1         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 MAVIN 6392                    0   1  0   1         CHAOS KIDS (384)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DIPSTICK DIVE 6382      2  2 1 CHAOS KIDS 384       PLATINUM 6302         1050  
RIP TIDE 6285           6 17 1 CHAOS KIDS 384       STONE GOLEM           1050 NONE
DEMON DOG 6364          0  1 0 OZBOZOLGISTS 6 546   EAGLE WOMAN 6384      1047 REVENGED
CYNERGY 6381            2  2 1 THE ALLIANCE 542     DIPSTICK DIVE 6382    1048 JUST REVENGED
MUDD 6327               4 10 1 THE ALLIANCE 542     RICOCHET 6297         1049  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RIP TIDE was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PLATINUM dispatched DIPSTICK DIVE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
NEON PEON was subdued by RICOCHET in a action packed 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
TOUCH THE CLOUDS was devastated by CYNAMINT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HELL'S HOWITZER savagely defeated LITTLE BEAR in a 2 minute Title match.
ALMANAC vanquished BROAD BILL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SPOTTED EAGLE was overpowered by WEEPY WILLOW in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BLACK KNIFE viciously subdued JACQUES in a action packed 9 minute gruesome duel.
PASSIONATELY BALD overpowered PHILOSTALGIA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLESS defeated SHELDON in a 1 minute fight.
GOAT FISH beat ATHENA in a 1 minute novice's melee.
EAGLE WOMAN defeated FATHER TYME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's match.
MAVIN was handily defeated by MARCUS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  18 -  2      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  18 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  28 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  16 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 1050 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HELL'S HOWITZER 6307       11   2  0  100 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
SLASHING ATTACK  ALMANAC 6249               20  18  1   91 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
AIMED BLOW       PLATINUM 6302              11   9  1   72 THE ALLIANCE (542)
PARRY-STRIKE     BLACK KNIFE 1973           12   5  0   64 LAKOTA (167)
TOTAL PARRY      JACQUES 6298                8   3  0   48 UNDER THE SEA (533)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ALMANAC 6249.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HELL'S HOWITZER 6307.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLACK KNIFE 1973, 
NEON PEON 6368, RIP TIDE 6285, RICOCHET 6297, CYNAMINT 6385, WEEPY WILLOW 6291, 
PASSIONATELY BALD 6272, GOAT FISH 6365, EAGLE WOMAN 6384, and PLATINUM 6302.

The least popular fighter this week was JACQUES 6298.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MAVIN 6392, ATHENA 6394, PHILOSTALGIA 6363, BROAD BILL 6250, TOUCH THE 
CLOUDS 6390, DIPSTICK DIVE 6382, SHELDON 6387, SPOTTED EAGLE 2047, LITTLE BEAR 2075, 
and MARCUS 6393.