DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/29/2025    Duedate: 06/11/2025

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM 19    TURN 1023

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LUST
CHAOS KIDS (384)
(19-4504) [18-17-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COMPLETE ANGLE                 ANUTHA ONE
HELL'S ANGLES (528)            DROP THE REMIX (539)
(19-6141) [16-4-0,120]         (19-6269) [2-0-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

WEIRD TALES                    PORCELAIN DOLL
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     CHAOS KIDS (384)
(19-6155) [15-33-0,78]         (19-6273) [2-0-0,17]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. UNDER THE SEA (533)           37 
2. CHAOS KIDS (384)              35    HELL'S ANGLES (528)
3. M.U.L.E. TEAM (104)           35    Unchartered Team
4. DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)         17 
5. DROP THE REMIX (539)          16    DROP THE REMIX (539)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 HELL'S ANGLES (528)       34  12  0 73.9   1/ 1 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     8  6 0
 2/ 3 BLACK MELEE (502)         52  30  0 63.4   2/ 2 UNDER THE SEA (533)       7  6 2
 3/ 2*DROP THE REMIX (539)       3   2  1 60.0   3/ 5 CHAOS KIDS (384)          6  7 0
 4/ 4 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)    164 150  6 52.2   4/ 3 HELL'S ANGLES (528)       5  1 0
 5/ 5 CHAOS KIDS (384)         193 178  8 52.0   5/ 6*DROP THE REMIX (539)      3  1 1
 6/ 7 UNDER THE SEA (533)       39  38  9 50.6   6/ 4 BLACK MELEE (502)         3  2 0
 7- 6*WRATHMEN 22-52 (526)       2   2  0 50.0   7- 7 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241) 2 10 0
 8/ 8 M.U.L.E. TEAM (104)      171 203  7 45.7   8/ 8 M.U.L.E. TEAM (104)       1  6 0
 9- 9 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241)1170 1468 35 44.4   9- 9*WRATHMEN 22-52 (526)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in ZUWAYZA a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  The UNDER THE SEA guild has had a 
3-1-1 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind 
of thing can lead.  And let's see, THE MULEINATOR fought ACUTE ANGLE and gained 28 
points and contributed to M.U.L.E. TEAM's 1-2-0.  ACUTE ANGLE has lost to THE 
MULEINATOR, falling 35 points, while helping make HELL'S ANGLES a 1-1-0 turn.  LUST 
challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone BLACK MELEE's 
warrior.  And all eyes were on LUST this turn as she ascended to the throne of 
Duelmaster.  ZUWAYZA has a new victor!  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I 
saw last night, cramped under the table at The Drunken Ox?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  CHAOS KIDS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were ZUWAYZA's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And guess who avoided CHAOS KIDS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was HELL'S 
ANGLES.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that GLORY DAZE from CHAOS 
KIDS was ZUWAYZA's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  The Drunken Ox declares a free round for GLORY DAZE and all of CHAOS 
KIDS, for having revenged DEMONIC CHILI'S' BIRRIA for killing one of their comrades.  
We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know 
who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in ZUWAYZA and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in ZUWAYZA again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUST 4504                    18  17  0 109         CHAOS KIDS (384)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMPLETE ANGLE 6141          16   4  0 120         HELL'S ANGLES (528)       
 LIL-PEPPA 6224               12   7  2 107         DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     
 GLORY DAZE 6188              12  17  0 101         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 THE MULEINATOR 2197           9   5  1  96         M.U.L.E. TEAM (104)       
 ENVY 4513                    17  16  1  93         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 BLACK SAFARI 5908            12   2  0  91         BLACK MELEE (502)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GALAXY 6151                  15  37  1  83         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-BLACK MAUL 6135               7   1  0  82         BLACK MELEE (502)         
 ACUTE ANGLE 6138             18   8  0  80         HELL'S ANGLES (528)       
 WEIRD TALES 6155             15  33  0  78         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWEET ONION 6209             12  10  1  66         DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     
 HANK 6213                     9   9  2  58         UNDER THE SEA (533)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRACE 6215                    8   9  2  55         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
 BROAD BILL 6250               4   1  2  52         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
 JAWS 6227                     7   7  2  50         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
 ALMANAC 6249                  5   6  1  35         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIRRIA 6265                   2   1  1  33         DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     
 ANUTHA ONE 6269               2   0  0  28         DROP THE REMIX (539)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 N MEX MAGAZINE 6231           3  12  0  21         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 PASSIONATELY BALD 6272        1   1  1  19         DROP THE REMIX (539)      
 PORCELAIN DOLL 6273           2   0  0  17         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 MULEOSAURUS REX 2468          0   2  0   6         M.U.L.E. TEAM (104)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE USEROUS MERC        0  0 0                      BROAD BILL 6250       1023 NONE
BLACK WASP 5911         0  1 0 BLACK MELEE 502      SPYMASTER             1023 NONE
PYRITE 6264             0  1 0 CHAOS KIDS 384       BIRRIA 6265           1020 JUST REVENGED
BLACK MELEE 6284        0  1 0 DEMONIC CHILI'S 518  BLACK ORC             1023 NONE
CHAOS KID 6283          0  1 0 DEMONIC CHILI'S 518  DARK CHAMPION         1023 NONE
PEST ATTACK! 6282       0  1 0 M.U.L.E. TEAM 104    STONE GOLEM           1023 NONE
BRUCE 6219              7  6 0 UNDER THE SEA 533    LIL-PEPPA 6224        1020  
CPT MORGAN 6126         2  2 0 WRATHMEN 22-52 526   HANK 6213             1022  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLACK MELEE was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CHAOS KID was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BLACK WASP was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PEST ATTACK! was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
GLORY DAZE devastated BIRRIA in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
LUST savagely defeated BLACK SAFARI in a 1 minute master's Challenge Title match.
SWEET ONION was overpowered by ENVY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
ANUTHA ONE overpowered N MEX MAGAZINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
LIL-PEPPA vanquished WEIRD TALES in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
ACUTE ANGLE lost to THE MULEINATOR in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
COMPLETE ANGLE overpowered GALAXY in a 4 minute gory one-sided melee.
JAWS savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute bloody match.
ALMANAC was handily defeated by HANK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BROAD BILL murdered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
BRACE was handily defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PASSIONATELY BALD was overpowered by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
MULEOSAURUS REX was viciously subdued by PORCELAIN DOLL in a 3 minute amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       22 -   6 -  0      79  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         BASHING ATTACK    14 -   8 -  1      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  19 -  2      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  20 -  3      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  20 -  2      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  29 -  1      19  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   6 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 1023 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  LUST 4504                  18  17  0  109 CHAOS KIDS (384)
TOTAL PARRY      COMPLETE ANGLE 6141        16   4  0  120 HELL'S ANGLES (528)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE MULEINATOR 2197         9   5  1   96 M.U.L.E. TEAM (104)
WALL OF STEEL    ENVY 4513                  17  16  1   93 CHAOS KIDS (384)
BASHING ATTACK   BLACK SAFARI 5908          12   2  0   91 BLACK MELEE (502)
PARRY-LUNGE      ACUTE ANGLE 6138           18   8  0   80 HELL'S ANGLES (528)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WEIRD TALES 6155.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PORCELAIN DOLL 6273.  The ten other most popular fighters were PEST ATTACK! 
6282, COMPLETE ANGLE 6141, LUST 4504, THE MULEINATOR 2197, JAWS 6227, ENVY 4513, 
ANUTHA ONE 6269, GLORY DAZE 6188, LIL-PEPPA 6224, and ACUTE ANGLE 6138.

The least popular fighter this week was MULEOSAURUS REX 2468.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PASSIONATELY BALD 6272, ALMANAC 6249, WEIRD TALES 6155, N MEX 
MAGAZINE 6231, BIRRIA 6265, BLACK WASP 5911, CHAOS KID 6283, BLACK MELEE 6284, BRACE 
6215, and GALAXY 6151.