DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/11/2026    Duedate: 08/24/2026

SEAM ARENA

DM 20    TURN 291

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE PHOOL
WARLORDS (14)
(20-1588) [14-7-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE PHOOL                      ELARA FENN
WARLORDS (14)                  OF WOLF AND MAN (103)
(20-1588) [14-7-0,115]         (20-1648) [4-0-0,41]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MIST SONG                      RYZ RAZORHAND
WARLORDS (14)                  DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
(20-866) [16-12-0,83]          (20-1590) [13-9-1,71]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WARLORDS (14)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SEAM STRESS (104)             53 
2. OF WOLF AND MAN (103)         38    WARLORDS (14)
3. 80S FANTASY (60)              31    Unchartered Team
4. ABLE COMPANY (101)            21 
5. DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)           17    SAND EATERS (102)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SAND EATERS (102)         15   5  1 75.0   1/ 2 WARLORDS (14)            11  4 0
 2/ 2 WARLORDS (14)            186 148  4 55.7   2/ 1*SAND EATERS (102)        10  5 1
 3/ 3 80S FANTASY (60)         152 136 10 52.8   3/ 4 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       8  7 0
 4/ 5 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)      727 693 37 51.2   4/ 7*OF WOLF AND MAN (103)     7  8 1
 5/ 4 I-1/25 MANX CORPS (97)    27  27  1 50.0   5/ 3 I-1/25 MANX CORPS (97)    6  8 0
 6/ 9*OF WOLF AND MAN (103)     10  10  1 50.0   6/ 5*ABLE COMPANY (101)        6  9 0
 7/10*SEAM STRESS (104)          5   5  0 50.0   7/ 9*SEAM STRESS (104)         5  5 0
 8/ 7*ABLE COMPANY (101)         9  11  2 45.0   8/ 8 80S FANTASY (60)          4 11 0
 9- 8 SIX PINTS DEEP (99)       21  27  0 43.7   9- 6 SIX PINTS DEEP (99)       3  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                     SAND EATERS
                                  EPISODE 1: ARRIVAL

Pauly stood atop a small hill, looking out at the city of Seam about a mile away. 
Taking in the site, he reached over and scratched behind Laverne's ear. She hissed. An 
unsettling sound to someone not used to the ways of a Giant Demon Muskrat, but Pauly 
knew that was her happy hiss. Pauly had never been to Seam before. From where he 
stood, it appeared to be a beautiful city. Large domed structures dotted the cityscape 
and steam rose from several locations. Seam was renowned for its hot springs and was a 
favorite destination for the wealthy elite from all over Alastari.  Pauly hoped to 
find time for a soak, but he wasn't here for pleasure. This trip was all business. He 
was here because he had had a run in with the Consortium in Kolact. They had stolen 
the FONZ Conch Shell from him. A powerful holy relic of the Non-Alliance. Thanks to 
some friendly intel from Riff-Raff, Pauly knew it was being taken to Mino, a top 
ranking member of the Consortium, who was hiding out in Seam. Mino had beef with the 
arena in Seam and he was going to use the power of the FONZ Conch Shell, twisted with 
some sort of Consortium magic, to do something drastic. Pauly was here to stop that 
from happening.

"Well girl," said Pauly, "let's not waste any more time." He hopped up on Laverne and 
she trotted down the hill toward the gates of Seam. Pauly wasn't sure how he was going 
to find Mino. From the information he was provided, Mino was in the city incognito. 
Whatever his plan was, it would be going down at the arena. So Pauly needed a reason 
to be at the arena. A lot. That meant starting up yet another team. He didn't have 
time to go through his usual recruiting channels. Whatever was going to happen, would 
be soon. He would have to recruit inside the city, but that was difficult since Seam 
was classified as a no tourney arena. Higher caliber warriors typically did not wish 
to restrict themselves by fighting in such places. Despite that little challenge, 
Pauly was sure he could find five competent warriors. How hard could it be?

                               NEXT TIME: MEET THE TEAM

                                      SPY REPORT

My sweetlings, draw close and mind the kettle, for Seam has given us another turn 
worth steeping over. The Phool remains upon the throne, and this time he made certain 
no one could accuse him of merely keeping the chair warm. The Warlords' striker put 
down the Kung-Fu Master in a crowd-pleasing title bout and stands at 14-7-0 with 115 
recognition. Warlords also climbed into the top team position, though their 2-3 turn 
was hardly a victory parade. Sand Eaters slipped to second over the last three turns, 
while Of Wolf and Man surged upward with a lovely 4-1-1 showing. Seam Stress gained 
the most ground, piling on 53 recognition points, followed by Of Wolf and Man with 38.

Samwise Gamgee supplied the week's most emphatic lesson, challenging Mist Song and 
demolishing the Warlords' veteran in a single minute. That victory carried Samwise 
into Challenger Champions at 105 points, close enough to the throne that The Phool may 
wish to keep one eye on him. Ryz Razorhand had a much longer evening, surviving four 
minutes with Prince Vultan and emerging victorious in a narrow challenge fight. The 
crowd appreciated the effort enough to name Ryz this week's favorite. Sera Starbloom 
also earned herself a pleased little cackle from me, viciously handling Orc Monk in a 
brisk challenge victory.

Among the younger blades, Seam Stress had reason to smile. Bounceless Baby Boy 
challenged upward and defeated Sir Stumbles, while Woodless Peck did the same to the 
previously unbeaten Greg the Grim. Fearful Hero then debuted by flattening Amy Allen, 
giving the Stressful ones a rather productive afternoon. Of Wolf and Man had its own 
successes: Elara Fenn remained perfect at 4-0 by overpowering The Mild, Dagan Kain 
collected his first victory, and Selene Rook dispatched the Shiftyeyed Volunteer 
permanently. Apparently even the Commission's hired help should read the warning 
labels before entering Seam.

There was darker business as well. Five warriors went willingly through the Dark Arena 
doors, and none returned. 80s Fantasy lost Bombaata, Seth, and DA1, while Seam Stress 
sent Pointless Pointer and Bookless Librarian to the same unhappy fate. That is a 
great deal of sweeping for the arena staff, darlings. Elsewhere, the managers played 
their familiar game of ducking and hunting: Warlords was the most avoided team, Darque 
Knights did the most avoiding, and Amanda of Able Company drew the most challenges. 
Apparently four straight victories and a kill are enough to make everyone curious 
whether the witch's luck has run dry. I would not recommend testing that theory 
casually.

So The Phool keeps his crown, Warlords claims the team lead, and Samwise Gamgee now 
looms only ten recognition points below the Duelmaster. There are several unbeaten 
young warriors bubbling farther down the rankings as well, which means Seam is 
beginning to feel lively again. Keep sending them, my darlings. Empty sands make poor 
stories, and Sidara Brightbell has far too much tea prepared to spend the evening 
talking to herself. Until the next turn, keep your challenges thoughtful, and never 
trust anything that begins to glow after I have told you not to touch it.

                                          Hugs and Curses,

                                          Sidara Brightbell

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE PHOOL 1588               14   7  0 115         WARLORDS (14)             

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAMWISE GAMGEE 854           18   6  0 105         80S FANTASY (60)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIST SONG 866                16  12  0  83         WARLORDS (14)             
 RYZ RAZORHAND 1590           13   9  1  71         DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRINCE VULTAN 988             4   5  0  59         80S FANTASY (60)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MACE FACE 1593               12   7  0  56         WARLORDS (14)             
 MEC VANN IRONHAND 1604        7   4  0  54         I-1/25 MANX CORPS (97)    
 DEEMSTER DHONE 1606           7   4  1  46         I-1/25 MANX CORPS (97)    
 LARIS MOONSONG 1589          10  12  0  44         DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       
-DESIGN8D FIGHTER 1617         5   5  0  42         SIX PINTS DEEP (99)       
 ELARA FENN 1648               4   0  0  41         OF WOLF AND MAN (103)     
-FECHIN EEJIT 1619             3   7  0  40         SIX PINTS DEEP (99)       
-HOLD MYBEER 1616              4   6  0  39         SIX PINTS DEEP (99)       
 AMANDA 1638                   4   0  1  37         ABLE COMPANY (101)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERA STARBLOOM 1613           8   3  0  33         DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       
 ORC MONK 1601                 7   7  0  28         WARLORDS (14)             
 MAD PETUNIA 1645              3   1  0  27         SAND EATERS (102)         
 DEV DAWNLEAF 1614             5   6  0  26         DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       
 BOUNCELESS BABY BOY 1653      2   0  0  25         SEAM STRESS (104)         
-POGMO THOIN 1618              7   3  0  24         SIX PINTS DEEP (99)       
 BULLY BULLY 1631              5   3  0  24         WARLORDS (14)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORD MANN CREGBAL 1602        6   5  0  23         I-1/25 MANX CORPS (97)    
 WOODLESS PECK 1656            2   0  0  23         SEAM STRESS (104)         
 AVALON 1636                   3   1  1  20         ABLE COMPANY (101)        
 THE MILD 1641                 3   1  0  19         SAND EATERS (102)         
 SELENE ROOK 1650              2   2  1  16         OF WOLF AND MAN (103)     
 DAGAN KAIN 1651               1   2  0  16         OF WOLF AND MAN (103)     
 BIG FEELINGS 1642             3   1  0  15         SAND EATERS (102)         
 SIR STUMBLES 1643             3   1  0  13         SAND EATERS (102)         
 SHEADING CPT 1633             1   4  0  12         I-1/25 MANX CORPS (97)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FEARFUL HERO 1665             1   0  0  12         SEAM STRESS (104)         
 GREG THE GRIM 1644            3   1  1  11         SAND EATERS (102)         
-SIX SHEETS 1664               1   0  0  11         SIX PINTS DEEP (99)       
 DORRIN PIKE 1649              1   3  0  10         OF WOLF AND MAN (103)     
 VARRICK MOOR 1647             2   2  0   8         OF WOLF AND MAN (103)     
 ENOLA BLACKFIST 1661          1   1  0   8         DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       
 ARIBELL 1639                  1   3  0   6         ABLE COMPANY (101)        
 ANNA MARIE 1637               1   3  0   6         ABLE COMPANY (101)        
 AMY ALLEN 1640                0   4  0   4         ABLE COMPANY (101)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUN        0  0 0                      SELENE ROOK 1650       291 NONE
BOMBAATA 1662           0  2 0 80S FANTASY 60       BANDIT PRINCE          291 NONE
DA1 1671                0  1 0 80S FANTASY 60       THE WRECK KING         291 NONE
SETH 1659               0  3 0 80S FANTASY 60       SHEWISH BOUNCER        291 NONE
BUILD-A-BOAR 1611       2  2 0 CHOPPING MALL 98     AVALON 1636            288  
PSYCHO BUNNY 1608       2  2 0 CHOPPING MALL 98     DEEMSTER DHONE 1606    288  
KEYSMAN RAMSEY 1629     1  4 0 I-1/25 MANX CORPS 97 GREG THE GRIM 1644     290  
KORRIK ASH 1646         0  1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 103  AMANDA 1638            288  
BOOKLESS LIBRARI 1652   0  2 0 SEAM STRESS 104      WURM KIN               291 NONE
POINTLESS POINTE 1654   0  2 0 SEAM STRESS 104      ARENAMASTER VYAN       291 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sir Stumbles -- Well done!  I can't seem to find my rhythm! -- Dorrin Pike

Big Feelings -- Well Big man my teammate couldn't get it done, but I seem to be the 
quicker for now anyway! -- Elara Fenn

The Mild -- Again we meet and again I fail!  I hope this doesn't turn into a pattern! 
-- Dagan Kain

Anna Marie -- Taught me nothing!  Ugh -- Varrick Moor

Avalon -- That was a close one!  I think I need a better weapon! -- Selene Rook

Manx Corp -- Your comrade Keysman fought with honor, but anyone who steps on the sands 
with Greg the Grim is courting death. Greg the Grim awaits your bloodfeud. -- Greg the 
Grim

Dorrin Pike -- I've won again! However, I did fall down the stairs leaving the arena. 
Again. -- Sir Stumbles

Elara Fenn -- You fight more better then me. Me need new fluffy friend, but Pauly no 
let me have more after the boo boo. -- Big Feelings

Dagan Kain -- ... ... ... -- The Mild

Fechin Eejit -- The voices in my head are telling me to congratulate you, 
so...CONGRATULATIONS! The other voices in my head are telling me to sneak into your 
room while you sleep and cut your throat, so... I'll SEE YOU TONIGHT! -- Mad Petunia

Mino -- I know you're here, lurking around. -- Pauly

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

POINTLESS POINTER was butchered by ARENAMASTER VYANDYL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOMBAATA was savagely slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
SETH was assassinated by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BOOKLESS LIBRARIAN was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DA1 was assassinated by THE WRECK KING in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SAMWISE GAMGEE demolished MIST SONG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
PRINCE VULTAN was narrowly defeated by RYZ RAZORHAND in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.
LARIS MOONSONG was viciously subdued by MACE FACE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SERA STARBLOOM viciously subdued ORC MONK in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
LORD MANN CREGBAL was overpowered by AMANDA in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
BOUNCELESS BABY BOY defeated SIR STUMBLES in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge match.
WOODLESS PECK beat GREG THE GRIM in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
SHEADING CPT was savagely defeated by DEV DAWNLEAF in a 6 minute competition.
THE PHOOL viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title bout.
MEC VANN IRONHAND was overpowered by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DEEMSTER DHONE devastated BULLY BULLY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ELARA FENN overpowered THE MILD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ARIBELL was viciously subdued by DORRIN PIKE in a 6 minute brutal novice's fight.
MAD PETUNIA overpowered VARRICK MOOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AVALON savagely defeated ENOLA BLACKFIST in a 2 minute bloody amateur's conflict.
SELENE ROOK executed SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DAGAN KAIN demolished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ANNA MARIE was viciously subdued by BIG FEELINGS in a popular 5 minute amateur's fray.
AMY ALLEN was overpowered by FEARFUL HERO in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  14 -  1      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   7 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         AIMED BLOW        27 -  24 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  16 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  26 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  19 -  2      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  13 -  1      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 291 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  THE PHOOL 1588             14   7  0  115 WARLORDS (14)
AIMED BLOW       SAMWISE GAMGEE 854         18   6  0  105 80S FANTASY (60)
LUNGING ATTACK   MIST SONG 866              16  12  0   83 WARLORDS (14)
BASHING ATTACK   MACE FACE 1593             12   7  0   56 WARLORDS (14)
WALL OF STEEL    DEEMSTER DHONE 1606         7   4  1   46 I-1/25 MANX CORPS (97)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MIST SONG 866.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RYZ RAZORHAND 1590.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE PHOOL 1588, 
PRINCE VULTAN 988, DEV DAWNLEAF 1614, BIG FEELINGS 1642, MACE FACE 1593, AMANDA 1638, 
DORRIN PIKE 1649, SAMWISE GAMGEE 854, SERA STARBLOOM 1613, and AVALON 1636.

The least popular fighter this week was ANNA MARIE 1637.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were AMY ALLEN 1640, VARRICK MOOR 1647, ARIBELL 1639, THE MILD 1641, BULLY 
BULLY 1631, MEC VANN IRONHAND 1604, SHEADING CPT 1633, GREG THE GRIM 1644, SIR 
STUMBLES 1643, and LORD MANN CREGBAL 1602.

                                   BLOODGAMES 2026

Back by popular demand, we will be hosting a new slow Bloodgames mailed arena 
beginning in August. We also plan our usual Bloodgames arenas at the winter and 
summer Face-to-Face tournaments.  

For those of you who always wanted the chance to manage the last warrior standing 
alive upon the arena sands, your day has come.  The Bloodgames are coming! 

At the end of the ten turns, even though several warriors, bruised and scarred, MAY 
yet live, only one will be crowned Champion of the Bloodgames.  And in this game mere 
survival counts for little.  A great general once said, "The object of battle is not 
to die for your cause, but to make your enemy die for his."  This general would have 
greatly enjoyed the Duelmasters Bloodgames.  Here are the particulars: 

  Face-to-Face style Bloodgames  Turn 1 is due by Fri at 9pm at the hotel
  (Winter: DM 96, Summer: DM 98) Turns process with the tournament 
                                 Strategy changes allowed, bloodfeud challenges only 

  Mail-in style Bloodgames       Turn 1 is by Sat at 9pm at the hotel
  (Winter: DM 97, Summer: DM 99) All turns process overnight, mail-in style.
                                 No strategy changes; all ten rounds process one
                                 after the other and results will be out Sun morning.
 
  Slow Bloodgames (DM 95):       Turn 1 is due Weds September 24 
                                 Turns process every 28 days
	                         Strategy changes allowed, bloodfeud challenges only 
          
Gameplay proceeds according to standard DM rules, except for a few notable exceptions: 

BLOODGAMES ROLLUP --  Your Bloodgames team is ten warriors, one of each fighting 
style, each warrior designed from scratch!  (All are DYOs (design your owns) with 84 
points, 3-21, as usual.) To submit your rollup, just write/type them up and send them 
in.  We'll mail or email your overviews and you can write up your strategies. Your 
warriors must be created and have strategies entered by the first due date. 

DEATH -- As the name implies, the Bloodgames will leave the arena sands somewhat 
darker before they're over.  It's a dangerous sport intended only for the tough and 
spirited.  The Arenamaster will be less likely to intercede on behalf of a dying 
warrior.  Even at a 1 kill desire, kill attempts will occur.

REPLACEMENTS AND ROLLUPS -- There will be no replacement characters.  

CHALLENGES AND STRATEGIES -- In the turn-based bloodgames, there are no regular 
challenges, only bloodfeuds.  There will be no DA challenges in any of the bloodgames 
arenas.

TURN PROCESSING AND DUE DATES -- DM 95 is due August 1 and will process on a 28-day 
schedule.  The other two bloodgames arenas will be processed at the summer Face-to-
Face. (Note: there will also be bloodgames at the next winter FTF.)

MISSED TURNS -- All warriors fight each round.  Only the dead may rest.

ERRORS -- If we make an input error, that warrior will be awarded a win and kill.  
Errors must be reported before the next turn processes.  

NEWSLETTER -- Warriors are ranked according to their number of kills.  Champions of 
Bloodgames may write a column for the newsletter at the end of the games. 

FEES -- A Bloodgames rollup costs a $10 set-up fee.  Managers may roll up more than 
one team but may run only one team in each arena.  The fee for all ten rounds is $49. 

AWARDS -- The Bloodgames last ten rounds.  Only warriors who survive to the end of 
Turn 10 will be eligible for an award.  However, a consolation award of a Bloodgames 
T-shirt will be awarded to the dead warrior with the most kills.

The living warrior with the greatest number of kills will be the Bloodgames Champion.  
Bloodgames Victor titles, 2nd and 3rd place will be awarded to those living warriors 
with the greatest number of kills at the end of Turn 10, with one other important 
consideration:  Each of these three warriors must be of a different fighting style.  
Win/loss records and, if necessary, recognition points will only be used to determine 
awards if there is a tie.  

The Bloodgames Champion fights for free in Advanced Duelmasters, and all Champions and 
Victors earn Tournament Victor status, which allows them to challenge once per turn 
with increased priority.  These awards last for six months.  The manager of the 
Bloodgames Champion and Victors will receive Bloodgames T-shirts.

A Bloodgames T-shirt will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most kills.  
T-shirts will only happen if someone gives us a nice design. One shirt per person.

AFTERMATH -- Warriors from the Bloodgames may not transfer to any other arena.  Once 
the games are over, the arena and teams will be disbanded.  The fighters have won 
their freedom and will never more be seen in the gladiatorial games.  A special bonus 
will, however, be awarded to the 1st through 3rd place warriors.  Lady Sheila 
Greywand, of the Isle of the Eye, has consented to allow the top three gladiators in 
each Bloodgames admission to the Advanced Duelmasters games.  Any special training 
required to qualify those three warriors for Advanced Duelmasters combat will be 
conducted before transfer into ADM.  Astute managers will note that this means that 
three warriors that are designed from scratch will survive the Bloodgames, win one of 
the top three places, and go on to immortal glory!  One of those warriors could be 
yours!

         The challenge is yours to take.  The final plans are yours to make.  
           When the dust settles, remember:  To the victor goes the spoils!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.