DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/03/2025 Duedate: 06/16/2025
SEAM ARENA
DM 20 TURN 260
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LIKE SUNDAY
PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
(20-1503) [21-8-1,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LIKE SUNDAY POSITION IS EMPTY
PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
(20-1503) [21-8-1,119]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
LIKE SUNDAY KYE SMALLFOOT
PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
(20-1503) [21-8-1,119] (20-1523) [15-13-1,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 51
2. THIRSTY THUGS (31) 35 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
3. RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 28 Unchartered Team
4. HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 1
5. DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) -12 NIGHT CRUE (46)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 143 68 4 67.8 1/ 2 RUBBER VS GLUE (90) 11 4 0
2/ 2 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 645 622 34 50.9 2/ 1 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22) 10 4 0
3/ 3 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 594 613 18 49.2 3/ 4 THIRSTY THUGS (31) 6 6 0
4/ 5 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 549 590 28 48.2 4/ 3 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 5 5 0
5/ 6 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78) 167 187 6 47.2 5/ 6 HUCKLE'S CATS (23) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh my little cauldrons and cracked crystals--wasn't that a delightfully fierce turn in
the SEAM Arena! Welcome back, dearies, it's your favorite potion-brewing, broom-
wielding, gossip-gathering witch, Sidara Brightbell, here with all the frothy
highlights and steamy secrets from Turn 260! Let's stir the pot, shall we?
Gather 'round and lend your ears (or what's left of them after a Thirsty Thug
party)... because we've had a shuffle atop the throne! In a dazzling five-minute duel
that even had my bats fluttering in suspense, LIKE SUNDAY of Pandemic Boredom pried
the crown from I KNOW YOU ARE of Rubber vs Glue. I must say, LIKE SUNDAY fought like
it was Easter morning--graceful, stubborn, and impossible to pin down.
Congratulations, my dear! May your reign be long and your challengers confused.
Well, well, someone's been sipping the dodgy tea. Once again, Thirsty Thugs wore the
"Do Not Disturb" sign proudly this turn. Honestly, it's getting suspicious--either
they're brewing something dangerous, or the rest of you are afraid they'll spill your
secrets in the tavern. Pandemic Boredom did the avoiding honors. Perhaps they were
more interested in challenging than chugging? Pandemic Boredom! Oh Pandemic Boredom,
how busy you've been! Dodging Thirsty Thugs while still throwing down challenges all
over the sands. A curious combo of cautious and scrappy--like a cat pawing at a
porcupine. And may I just say, dearest LIKE SUNDAY, that crown suits you divinely.
Bless their stubborn little heart--I KNOW YOU ARE was the belle of the bloodletting
ball this turn, challenged not once but twice. Most folks like a good duel; this one
ended up in two! That's the price of popularity, I suppose. Or perhaps someone cast a
magnetism hex?
Now now, what's this I see? Huckle's Cats fielded a meager crew this turn. Only one
warrior meandered out onto the sands: Hilda Hippo, who got flattened by Rubber vs
Glue's Rat Fink. Tell me, darlings, did you forget to feed your fighters or just lose
them behind the litter box? It's hard to tell if you're playing the long game or just
napping. Time to stretch those legs and refill the ranks, sweethearts!
It's true, my bubbling brews, our arena felt a bit empty this turn. A quiet hush fell
over the sands, and not just because I enchanted the stone seats to murmur gossip. We
could use a few more brave fools--err, I mean glorious warriors--to spice things up!
Where are the bold managers ready to take a stab at greatness or at least get stabbed
with flair? The fights were fierce, the drama was delicious, but the sands still
hunger for more! If you're a lurking manager with dusty warriors, or a new one with
big dreams, SEAM is the arena for you. Come one, come all! Brew some chaos, stir up
rivalries, and maybe--just maybe--claim your spot in the next spy report.
Kisses and Curses, my pretties!
-- Sidara Brightbell
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIKE SUNDAY 1503 21 8 1 119 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUT WHAT AM I 1383 35 8 0 114 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
I KNOW YOU ARE 1381 32 11 0 107 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
BOOGERHEAD 1468 19 11 3 101 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
HILDA HIPPO 1446 22 27 0 93 HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HODJA 1517 17 14 0 90 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
RAT FINK 1549 8 3 0 86 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWIPE LEFT 1520 15 10 0 66 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
KYE SMALLFOOT 1523 15 13 1 59 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAU SAGE 1529 9 15 0 54 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
ROGER, RODGER 1538 12 9 0 51 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
OH MORRISSEY 1504 11 18 0 51 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
PSYDE 1553 5 7 1 46 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUO LINGO 1541 7 10 0 31 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOZ FIRESHIELD 1559 4 0 0 28 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
KIXA OAKHEART 1560 4 0 0 25 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWEET TARIFFS 1558 1 2 0 22 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
FREYA BEARMAW 1562 2 1 0 7 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
ICKY 1568 0 1 0 2 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ICKY 1550 3 5 0 RUBBER VS GLUE 90 PSYDE 1553 256 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Forgetting the Morrissey experience like a Dark Arena fight, my latest concert was the
Damned up in Phoenix. A great time -- those dinosaurs can still play and I was really
impressed! I typically take the Flix Bus to Phoenix because I don't trust my cars
and, more important, I don't trust myself. Know your limitations and one of my many
limitations is my subpar driving skills. Sure, I like to drive 80+ in Tucson but
that's because I've been here so long and don't need to think while I drive, often
closing my eyes and taking what I lovingly call "micro naps" but in Phoenix there are
all those freeways and it just gets confusing...what's a 101 compared to a 202? Where
did Squaw Peak go to? Another limitation of mine is this ridiculous game...why is Duo
Lingo so bad? Will Oh Morrissey every get out the Adepts? These are the questions
that swirl through my mind as I stare out the Flix Bus window. -- Pappy
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LIKE SUNDAY viciously subdued I KNOW YOU ARE in a 5 minute Challenge Title fight.
RAT FINK overcame HILDA HIPPO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SWIPE LEFT unbelievably bested KYE SMALLFOOT in a 8 minute Challenge contest.
DUO LINGO was bested by ROGER, RODGER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SWEET TARIFFS vanquished FREYA BEARMAW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BUT WHAT AM I luckily beat HODJA in a popular 3 minute gruesome master's brawl.
BOOGERHEAD viciously subdued ROWDY DWARF in a action packed 2 minute expert's duel.
SAU SAGE viciously subdued THE HONEST MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
OH MORRISSEY was narrowly defeated by PSYDE in a 2 minute melee.
TOZ FIRESHIELD overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KIXA OAKHEART subdued ICKY in a 2 minute amateur's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 21 - 1 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 1 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 21 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 18 - 1 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 260 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL LIKE SUNDAY 1503 21 8 1 119 PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)
TOTAL PARRY BUT WHAT AM I 1383 35 8 0 114 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
LUNGING ATTACK BOOGERHEAD 1468 19 11 3 101 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
AIMED BLOW RAT FINK 1549 8 3 0 86 RUBBER VS GLUE (90)
PARRY-RIPOSTE KYE SMALLFOOT 1523 15 13 1 59 DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
STRIKING ATTACK ROGER, RODGER 1538 12 9 0 51 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LIKE SUNDAY 1503. The most popular warrior this
turn was KYE SMALLFOOT 1523. The ten other most popular fighters were LIKE SUNDAY
1503, HODJA 1517, BOOGERHEAD 1468, SAU SAGE 1529, PSYDE 1553, RAT FINK 1549, ROGER,
RODGER 1538, BUT WHAT AM I 1383, SWEET TARIFFS 1558, and OH MORRISSEY 1504.
The least popular fighter this week was FREYA BEARMAW 1562. The other ten least
popular fighters were DUO LINGO 1541, SWIPE LEFT 1520, HILDA HIPPO 1446, I KNOW YOU
ARE 1381, ICKY 1568, KIXA OAKHEART 1560, TOZ FIRESHIELD 1559, OH MORRISSEY 1504,
SWEET TARIFFS 1558, and BUT WHAT AM I 1383.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
LIKE SUNDAY (20-1503) PANDEMIC BOREDOM (78)