DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/25/2015    Duedate: 09/07/2015

SEAM ARENA

DM-20    TURN-8

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SMOKEHEAD
THIRSTY THUGS (31)
(20-175) [7-1-1,76]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              SMOKEHEAD
                               THIRSTY THUGS (31)
                               (20-175) [7-1-1,76]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COBRA MONSOON                  ILLUSTRIOUS
7TH SANCTUM (10)               HOLY SHIP! (39)
(20-71) [5-3-0,25]             (20-273) [1-2-0,10]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THIRSTY THUGS (31)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THIRSTY THUGS (31)          52
2. PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)       42      STONE AGE (5)
3. HOUSE OF PAIN (15)          37      Unchartered Team
4. 7TH SANCTUM (10)            35
5. SILVER PENTACLE (42)        30      THIRSTY THUGS (31)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*THIRSTY THUGS (31)        28  12  3 70.0   1/ 1*THIRSTY THUGS (31)       14  1 1
 2- 3*IN LIVING COLOR (27)      19  11  0 63.3   2/ 2*UNLIKELY HEROES (4)      11  4 0
 3- 4*I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       21  14  4 60.0   3/ 3*WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)    10  4 0
 4- 5*SIN CITY (11)             18  12  1 60.0   4/11*HOUSE OF PAIN (15)        9  6 1
 5/ 6*HOUSE OF PAIN (15)        23  17  2 57.5   5/ 6*THE KILLING FIELD (28)    9  6 1
 6/ 9*UNLIKELY HEROES (4)       20  15  1 57.1   6/ 5*DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  8  7 3
 7/ 7*BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)     22  18  1 55.0   7/16*7TH SANCTUM (10)          8  7 1
 8/ 8*DIETIES AND DEMIGOD (37)  18  17  4 51.4   8/14*BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)     8  7 1
 9-11*DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       18  17  3 51.4   9- 8*IN LIVING COLOR (27)      7  3 0
10/12*WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)     20  19  0 51.3  10/18*HOLY SHIP! (39)           7  8 1
11/18*7TH SANCTUM (10)          20  20  1 50.0  11/10*PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      7  8 0
12/15*THE KILLING FIELD (28)    15  15  1 50.0  12/ 9*HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        7  8 0
13/17*NATURE MADE (38)          10  10  1 50.0  13/23*NATURE MADE (38)          6  4 1
14/14*HOLY SHIP! (39)            7   8  1 46.7  14/20*BOURNE OF HATE (3)        6  8 0
15/16*CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)       16  19  0 45.7  15- 4*I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)       5  5 2
16/10*LOST SENTINELS (19)       15  19  0 44.1  16-15*DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)       5  5 1
17/20*PHILANTHROLORDS (14)      17  23  0 42.5  17/31*PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)     5  5 0
18/22*HUCKLE'S CATS (23)        17  23  0 42.5  18/ 7*CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)       5  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/25*BOURNE OF HATE (3)        16  23  2 41.0  19/22*WYLD MASQUERADE (24)      5 10 1
20-21*BROKEN HALO (13)          14  21  1 40.0  20/19*LOST SENTINELS (19)       5 10 0
21-23*WEIRD STUDENTS (30)       12  18  1 40.0  21/26*PIXELBENDERS (36)         5 10 0
22/29*WYLD MASQUERADE (24)       8  12  1 40.0  22/24*TWISTED ASYLUM (20)       4 11 2
23/ 0*SILVER PENTACLE (42)       2   3  1 40.0  23-12*SIN CITY (11)             3  2 0
24/ 0*DESPERTA FERRO (41)        2   3  0 40.0  24-13*THE GATHERING (34)        3  7 2
25/ 0*THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)         2   3  0 40.0  25-21*BROKEN HALO (13)          3  7 1
26-27*THE GATHERING (34)        11  19  5 36.7  26/27*BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)      3 12 1
27/31*PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)     11  19  0 36.7  27/ 0*SILVER PENTACLE (42)      2  3 1
28/30*PIXELBENDERS (36)          9  16  0 36.0  28/ 0*THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)        2  3 0
29/26*TWISTED ASYLUM (20)       12  23  6 34.3  29/ 0*DESPERTA FERRO (41)       2  3 0
30/28*BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)       5  15  1 25.0  30-25*WEIRD STUDENTS (30)       2  8 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Scrolls, scrolls, and more scrolls!  Who has time to comb through all of these 
scrolls looking for the relevant information and important news for the turn?  Boring 
people, that is who!  If you want all the relevant news for Seam, you have come to the 
right person.  Just sit back, my darlings, and let little Sidara tell you all you need 
to know about turn eight.
     The stranglehold on the Duelmaster title remains intact as Smokehead is still the 
champion!  Our Duelmaster was not idle this turn either.  He posted a challenge to the 
undefeated Dirt Nap of The Killing Field.  Along with the arena title, DMobster should 
feel great about this turn.  The 14-1-1 record for his team reflects the great success 
he has had over the three turns.  Five arena awards is nothing to ignore and a hearty 
congratulations is in order!  Who among you is willing to step forward and try to 
dethrone DMobster and his Thirsty Thugs from their recent accolades?  Geoplastique 
stands as the lone warrior able to challenge the throne next turn.  At 7-1-1, a record 
matching our current Duelmaster, he appears to be up for the challenge. There is 
certainly something in the water as DeGotti's Bourne of Hate is the most avoided team 
once again.  There must be some secret strategy as to why one runs from a 16-23-2 
stable.  Can anyone help me out here?  What am I missing?  I will need to check my 
files to be certain, but I feel as if DeGotti and Den just pass this distinction back 
and forth from one turn to the next.  Chuck's Pinups ran away the most.  The golems 
are being useless once again and refuse to report who was the most challenged warrior 
this cycle.  I am going to have the utmost confidence in you fine gladiators and 
assume it was the Duelmaster.  Maybe Philanthrolords should avoid Big Lake Justify 
next turn.  Wynn Duffy of Big Lake Justify gets the down challenge award for the turn, 
going south by 9 points to challenge Gareth Greyscribe.  Just because it is fun to 
incite the readers, I have to ask, was it really a down challenge since Gareth had 
five more fights than Wynn?  Ah, a debate that rarely finds consensus!
     There were several missing teams this cycle.  Four of them in the top ten of the 
career arena standings.  Luckily for us, there were three new teams to join the arena 
festivities.  If you will, join me in welcoming Silver Pentacle, Desperta Ferro, and 
The Outlaws 3 to the wonderful sands of Seam.  Good luck to each of you and we hope 
you find your stay with us enjoyable!  As to you bums that missed, get back here next 
cycle!  House of Pain, 7th Sanctum, and Big Lake Justify all made significant gains in 
the three turn standings.  Holy Ship! is 7-8-1 in there first three turns in the 
arena, which was good enough for 10th place this week.  Apart from the inactive teams, 
Chuck's Pinups fell the most spots this week.  Chuck's crew dropped 11 to move from 
7th to 18th.
     Grimflesh has the dubious distinction of being our most experienced fighter to 
die this week.  Geoplastique showed why challenging him is an unwise proposition.  The 
sympathy award goes to Lost Sentinels.  They lost three warriors this cycle.  
Dragonbait, Lily Q, and Super Punk head to the realm of Ahringol and hopefully to a 
peaceful afterlife.  Faust of Twisted Asylum (not to be confused with Faust from 
Broken Halo) killed another this turn.  Vitali Proseria had sought to avenge the death 
of Seoni Roseblack at the hands of Faust, but as you can imagine, it did not end well 
for Vitali.  Will Wyld Masquerade send another to face Faust?
     What did I tell you?  All you need to know about Seam's important news can be 
found here.  I am signing off until next time, but I hope to see each of you back for 
turn 9!  For the Commission and The Yellow Press, I'll see you in two weeks! 

                                          -- Sidara Brightbell

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMOKEHEAD 175                 7   1  1    76       THIRSTY THUGS (31)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEOPLASTIQUE 70               7   1  1    66       7TH SANCTUM (10)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEJIDIJA 95                   7   1  0    52       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 PITTYVAICH 176                7   1  0    51       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 BLOODBLIND 105                7   1  0    50       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 DIRT NAP 158                  5   1  0    48       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 XRISTIANA 96                  6   2  0    47       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 MERCYFLETCHER 89              5   3  0    44       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 STANZA 97                     5   3  1    43       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
-SWEET TOOTH JONES 154         5   1  0    42       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 GIRL #242 221                 4   1  0    42       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 KININVIE 174                  4   4  1    41       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
-LOOMIS SIMMONS 156            4   2  0    40       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 ULVSBLAKK 107                 6   2  0    39       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 FOOT GOLEM 69                 5   3  0    39       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 CARDHU 173                    5   3  1    38       THIRSTY THUGS (31)
 OBAN 177                      5   3  0    37       THIRSTY THUGS (31)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THOR 216                      4   3  2    33       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 BONESONG 37                   3   5  0    33       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 SOL 226                       3   1  0    33       NATURE MADE (38)
 IRON MOTH 266                 3   0  0    33       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63            5   2  2    31       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
-LADY SONGSTEEL 128            5   2  1    31       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 GROCER CAT 136                5   3  0    31       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 COOVER BENNETT 110            5   3  0    31       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 SISTER GARLIC 41              5   2  0    31       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
-WALL OF SWORDS 229            4   1  2    29       THE GATHERING (34)
-CPT. BUZZY 65                 5   2  0    28       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
-QUITHYRA 130                  5   2  0    27       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 HARRY HYENA 137               5   3  0    26       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 SUPER CHICKEN 39              4   3  1    26       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 THE SILENT OWL 42             4   3  0    26       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 COBRA MONSOON 71              5   3  0    25       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 GIRL #237 100                 5   2  0    25       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 AVA CROWDER 112               3   5  0    25       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
-JIM 76                        4   2  1    24       SIN CITY (11)
 WYNN DUFFY 267                3   0  1    24       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OSWALD BATES 155              3   3  0    23       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 GIRL #236 102                 3   4  0    23       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 GIRL #235 98                  2   5  0    23       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
-WANDA WAYNE 157               3   3  0    22       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 SIX FEET UNDER 162            2   4  0    22       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 REPRISAL 281                  2   0  0    22       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 GHOST 145                     1   5  0    22       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
-MAGUVIAL 129                  5   2  2    21       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 BAGHEERA 113                  5   2  0    21       LOST SENTINELS (19)
-BRN VON SPEEDSTER 66          5   2  0    21       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUTGLOOM 35                   4   4  1    21       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
-BURT SHLUBB 73                4   2  0    21       SIN CITY (11)
 CASPER 147                    3   3  0    21       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 NEANDERTHAL MAN 90            6   2  0    20       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 FUZZY LOGIC 160               4   2  0    20       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
-CLUCKEROO 67                  3   4  1    20       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 GILGAMESH 217                 4   3  1    19       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 WENDY CROWE 108               5   3  0    18       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 LOKI 218                      4   3  0    18       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
-PIT FIEND 228                 3   2  3    18       THE GATHERING (34)
 SUNSETS 224                   3   1  0    18       NATURE MADE (38)
 GENERAL LIABILITY 38          3   4  0    18       UNLIKELY HEROES (4)
 THE AMAZON 225                3   1  0    18       NATURE MADE (38)
-DOUGLAS KLUMP 74              5   1  0    17       SIN CITY (11)
-FAUST 84                      4   3  1    17       BROKEN HALO (13)
 RAYLAN GIVENS 111             4   4  0    17       BIG LAKE JUSTIFY (18)
 WOOLRAVEN 36                  3   5  1    17       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 FUNEBRE 106                   3   4  0    17       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 FAUST 280                     2   0  2    17       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 HANG NAIL 252                 2   2  0    17       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 MORRIGAN SWEET 313            1   0  0    17       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
-VERA DE MILO 153              4   2  0    16       IN LIVING COLOR (27)
 HARMONIOUS JADE 138           2   2  0    16       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
-SINBUCK 83                    4   3  0    15       BROKEN HALO (13)
-CLAIRE 87                     4   3  0    15       BROKEN HALO (13)
-BLUE EYES 77                  3   3  0    15       SIN CITY (11)
 SIF 220                       3   4  0    15       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
 KING KONG KHAN 269            3   0  0    15       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 EXEMPLAR 275                  2   1  1    15       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 SPOOK 146                     2   4  0    15       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
-ESTHER 257                    1   1  0    15       SIN CITY (11)
 DEVOURED 304                  1   0  0    15       WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
 ANUBIS 219                    3   4  1    14       DIETIES AND DEMIGODS (37)
-SHADOWDANCER 132              3   4  0    14       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 $50 DROP SHADOW 215           2   3  0    14       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 BUMBLE RUMBLE 284             1   1  0    14       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
-MINNESOTA JONES 196           3   3  1    13       I'M NOT EGGBERT (9)
 DEATHDEALER 62                2   2  1    13       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
-SERRA ANGEL 191               2   4  0    13       THE GATHERING (34)
 RUDOLF VON FLUGEL 285         2   0  0    13       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
-WONDERFUL WANDA 169           3   3  0    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
-FIT FRED 172                  3   3  0    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 OPHELIA 234                   3   3  0    12       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 GARTH GREYSCRIBE 92           2   6  0    12       PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
 ABLE BAKER CHARLIE 133        2   6  0    12       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 NULL NEGATOR 262              2   1  0    12       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 SOFT LIGHT 271                1   2  0    12       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 FRAGMENT 212                  3   2  0    11       PIXELBENDERS (36)
-LAUGHING LARRY 171            2   4  1    11       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 GIRL #238 99                  2   5  0    11       CHUCK'S PINUPS (16)
 PIKE'S PEAK 223               1   3  1    11       NATURE MADE (38)
 PALE RIDER 308                1   0  1    11       THE KILLING FIELD (28)
 BITTER COPAL 305              1   0  1    11       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 MAGGOT 245                    2   3  1    10       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
-TOUCHY THOMAS 168             2   4  0    10       WEIRD STUDENTS (30)
 STAY PUFT 144                 2   4  0    10       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 ILLUSTRIOUS 273               1   2  0    10       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 VICEROY 295                   1   0  0    10       DESPERTA FERRO (41)
 REVENANT 307                  1   0  0    10       PHANTOM REGIMENT (25)
 COLE YOUNGER 294              1   0  0    10       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
 DODGE & BURN 213              2   3  0     9       PIXELBENDERS (36)
-CUDA 203                      1   5  0     8       BROKEN HALO (13)
-GRIPS 202                     1   5  0     8       BROKEN HALO (13)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG NOSE KATE 293             1   0  0     7       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
 LORA KINTYRE 309              1   0  1     6       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
 ANJA SILVERCLAW 142           1   3  0     6       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 IRA HAYES 60                  1   3  0     6       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 CHANCELLOR 299                1   0  0     6       DESPERTA FERRO (41)
-ORCISH VETERAN 249            1   3  0     6       THE GATHERING (34)
 CRAMBUS HOYT 59               0   4  0     6       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 LORELIE 264                   1   2  0     5       LOST SENTINELS (19)
 COURAGEOUS 272                1   2  0     5       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 MANOSQUE CYAN 306             1   0  0     5       WYLD MASQUERADE (24)
 OPACITY: 100% 314             1   0  0     5       PIXELBENDERS (36)
 REPULSE 276                   1   2  0     5       HOLY SHIP! (39)
 JANITOR JOE 286               1   1  0     4       HUCKLE'S CATS (23)
 MOONSONG 265                  1   1  0     4       BOURNE OF HATE (3)
 REZMIR 278                    1   1  0     4       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 ELENORAL 287                  0   2  0     2       HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
 DIRTY MOUTH HOYT 283          0   2  0     2       BIG LAKE BULLIES (8)
 RATH 279                      0   2  0     2       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 ADALID 298                    0   1  0     1       DESPERTA FERRO (41)
-XAD BRONZEWOLF 288            0   1  0     1       DARQUE KNIGHTS (22)
 SAHARA SWEET 311              0   1  0     1       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
 ALFONSO 297                   0   1  0     1       DESPERTA FERRO (41)
 PARSIFAL RA 310               0   1  0     1       SILVER PENTACLE (42)
 TYRANT MU 301                 0   1  0     1       7TH SANCTUM (10)
 GARVOK 303                    0   1  0     1       TWISTED ASYLUM (20)
 BELLE STAR 291                0   1  0     1       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)
 WILLIAM QUANTRILL 290         0   1  0     1       THE OUTLAWS 3 (40)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JEFF PROBST 58          2  2 0 BIG LAKE BULLIES 8   SHEWISH BOUNCER         8  NONE
BOYD CROWDER 109        2  3 0 BIG LAKE JUSTIFY 18  ARMAND PEUGOT 149       5   
GRIMFLESH 34            5  3 0 BOURNE OF HATE 3     GEOPLASTIQUE 70         8   
KAN CURSEWELL 33        0  5 0 BOURNE OF HATE 3     KININVIE 174            5   
ALMOCADEN 296           0  1 0 DESPERTA FERRO 41    LORA KINTYRE 309        8   
FURIOUS 274             0  1 0 HOLY SHIP! 39        LAUGHING LARRY 171      6  REVENGED
MR. GRONKLE 135         2  4 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23     ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63      6   
RUDOLF VON FLUGEL 134   0  6 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 23     PIKE'S PEAK 223         6  JUST REVENGED
DRAGONBAIT 209          4  2 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    STANZA 97               8   
LILY Q 263              1  2 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    EXEMPLAR 275            8   
SUPER PUNK 302          0  1 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    PALE RIDER 308          8   
VISIGOTH 114            2  4 0 LOST SENTINELS 19    FAUST 84                7   
PHOBOS 300              0  1 0 NATURE MADE 38       BITTER COPAL 305        8   
HAUNT 143               2  3 0 PHANTOM REGIMENT 25  CARDHU 173              6   
GNARL HAND ORC 243      0  3 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   MAGUVIAL 129            6   
WILX 253                2  2 0 PHILANTHROLORDS 14   THOR 216                8   
HALFTONE 214            0  4 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      CLUCKEROO 67            7   
HARD LIGHT 258          0  1 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      ADM. ITCHYBEARD 63      5   
LIQUIFY 211             0  1 0 PIXELBENDERS 36      MAGGOT 245              4  REVENGED
ESTEBAN 312             0  1 0 SILVER PENTACLE 42   SWINE GOLEM             8  NONE
JACKIE-BOY 75           1  3 0 SIN CITY 11          WALL OF SWORDS 229      4  NOT REVENGED
FIRE ELEMENTAL 227      1  3 0 THE GATHERING 34     ANUBIS 219              6   
CARPET BOMB 246         1  3 0 THE KILLING FIELD 28 WYNN DUFFY 267          7   
TOTDA 292               0  1 0 THE OUTLAWS 3 40     BANDIT PRINCE           8  NONE
LAZARUS 118             3  2 1 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    WALL OF SWORDS 229      6   
SEVERIN 121             2  3 1 TWISTED ASYLUM 20    PIT FIEND 228           6   
EBONY YAWNER 40         1  3 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 4    PIT FIEND 228           5   
GORGEOUS GIRL 170       2  4 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 30    GILGAMESH 217           7   
LISSOME AVID 141        1  2 0 WYLD MASQUERADE 24   DEATHDEALER 62          7   
SEONI ROSEBLACK 140     1  2 0 WYLD MASQUERADE 24   FAUST 280               7   
VITALI PROSERIA 139     1  3 0 WYLD MASQUERADE 24   FAUST 280               8   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kininvile -- You need to lay off them steroids! You have been raging the last 3 turns! 
-- Bourne of Hate

Anj Silverclaw -- Tough luck, kid! -- Moonsong

Ava Crowder -- Seems that Response was the correct strategy for you! -- Woolraven

Welcome to all the new teams that have arrived over the past couple of turns! -- 
DeGotti

Greetings All -- Mixelplick, gm of team Pixelbenders here.  Anyone need their logo 
made bigger?
  

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JEFF PROBST was butchered by SHEWISH BOUNCER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TOTDA was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
ESTEBAN was put to death by SWINE GOLEM in a 3 minute gory Dark Arena match.
HARRY HYENA won victory over PIKE'S PEAK in a 3 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
VITALI PROSERIA was viciously butchered by FAUST in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
SMOKEHEAD devastated DIRT NAP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title brawl.
GRIMFLESH was assassinated by GEOPLASTIQUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
ULVSBLAKK was overcome by PITTYVAICH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GIRL #242 handily defeated BAGHEERA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
COOVER BENNETT lost to MERCYFLETCHER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
KININVIE overpowered GILGAMESH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CARDHU overpowered RAYLAN GIVENS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SUPER CHICKEN was overcome by OBAN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
FUNEBRE was luckily beaten by THE SILENT OWL in a 2 minute Challenge match.
AVA CROWDER demolished ABLE BAKER CHARLIE in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
COBRA MONSOON bested SIF in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
BONESONG demolished NEANDERTHAL MAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
REZMIR was viciously subdued by RUDOLF VON FLUGEL in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
IRON MOTH overpowered DEATHDEALER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
CRAMBUS HOYT was overcome by SISTER GARLIC in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
DIRTY MOUTH HOYT was devastated by GUTGLOOM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
REPRISAL demolished OPHELIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RATH was overpowered by SOFT LIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ELENORAL was bested by WOOLRAVEN in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
HARMONIOUS JADE defeated MOONSONG in a 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
WYNN DUFFY narrowly defeated GARTH GREYSCRIBE in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
KING KONG KHAN outwaited ILLUSTRIOUS in a popular 10 minute amateur's Challenge fray.
EXEMPLAR assassinated LILY Q in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MEJIDIJA overpowered GIRL #237 in a 1 minute uneven fight.
XRISTIANA overpowered GIRL #236 in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
BLOODBLIND overpowered SIX FEET UNDER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WILX was executed by THOR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GENERAL LIABILITY was handily defeated by FOOT GOLEM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DRAGONBAIT was assassinated by STANZA in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
SPOOK defeated GIRL #238 in a 2 minute match.
FUZZY LOGIC demolished STAY PUFT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GHOST overpowered DODGE & BURN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CASPER subdued ANUBIS in a 3 minute contest.
GROCER CAT viciously subdued LOKI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
GIRL #235 savagely defeated WENDY CROWE in a exciting 8 minute gruesome struggle.
SOL overpowered FRAGMENT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE AMAZON overcame PARSIFAL RA in a 1 minute beginner's match.
MAGGOT was beaten by BUMBLE RUMBLE in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
HANG NAIL overpowered REPULSE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SUNSETS viciously subdued ALFONSO in a 1 minute gory novice's duel.
NULL NEGATOR luckily beat IRA HAYES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute beginner's duel.
LORELIE was overcome by COLE YOUNGER in a 4 minute amateur's duel.
COURAGEOUS was overpowered by MORRIGAN SWEET in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
$50 DROP SHADOW handily defeated GARVOK in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
JANITOR JOE was subdued by DEVOURED in a 2 minute novice's match.
ANJA SILVERCLAW was luckily beaten by BIG NOSE KATE in a 8 minute beginner's fight.
BELLE STAR was handily defeated by REVENANT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
VICEROY vanquished TYRANT MU in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ALMOCADEN was put to death by LORA KINTYRE in a 2 minute novice's bout.
ADALID was luckily beaten by OPACITY: 100% in a 6 minute novice's fight.
CHANCELLOR viciously subdued WILLIAM QUANTRILL in a 5 minute brutal amateur's match.
PHOBOS was murdered by BITTER COPAL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SUPER PUNK was butchered by PALE RIDER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MANOSQUE CYAN bested SAHARA SWEET in a 2 minute novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 26         TOTAL PARRY       62 -  38 -  1      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         AIMED BLOW        61 -  54 -  6      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         BASHING ATTACK    56 -  52 -  6      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-STRIKE      36 -  37 -  5      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  21 -  2      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         LUNGING ATTACK    86 - 101 - 11      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   79 -  98 - 10      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  39 -  4      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         SLASHING ATTACK   47 -  63 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  38 -  1      32  |

Turn   8 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         9 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  8         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 16         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  5         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  6     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  6                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SMOKEHEAD 175               7   1  1   76 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
BASHING ATTACK   GEOPLASTIQUE 70             7   1  1   66 7TH SANCTUM (10)
AIMED BLOW       MEJIDIJA 95                 7   1  0   52 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
PARRY-LUNGE      PITTYVAICH 176              7   1  0   51 THIRSTY THUGS (31)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLOODBLIND 105              7   1  0   50 WAY OF ALL FLESH (17)
PARRY-STRIKE     XRISTIANA 96                6   2  0   47 HOUSE OF PAIN (15)
SLASHING ATTACK  MERCYFLETCHER 89            5   3  0   44 PHILANTHROLORDS (14)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COBRA MONSOON 71.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ILLUSTRIOUS 273.  The ten other most popular fighters were GIRL #235 98, 
ADALID 298, ANJA SILVERCLAW 142, SISTER GARLIC 41, WOOLRAVEN 36, GROCER CAT 136, IRA 
HAYES 60, PIKE'S PEAK 223, OBAN 177, and GARTH GREYSCRIBE 92.

The least popular fighter this week was KING KONG KHAN 269.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BIG NOSE KATE 293, WILLIAM QUANTRILL 290, WENDY CROWE 108, ABLE 
BAKER CHARLIE 133, SUPER PUNK 302, PHOBOS 300, OPACITY: 100% 314, TYRANT MU 301, 
BELLE STAR 291, and GARVOK 303.